All language subtitles for Bunkd s04e01.WEB-DL.x264-ION10

Gotta love
the first day of camp.

The happy kids,
the air of excitement...

(MOSQUITOES BUZZING)

...the roaming swarms
of mosquitoes.

Kids!

Lou!
We're here!

FINN: We missed you!

Wow, Destiny,
how many summers
are you staying for?

Oh. These are all
my new pageant trophies.

I hope you took
my suggestion

and installed
industrial-strength shelving
in the cabins.

I did not.

Finn, what have
you been up to?
How's Aunt Lorraine?

Well, Mom let me graduate
from safety scissors.

Still working my way
up the learning curve.

Attaboy.

And I grew half an inch,
as I'm sure
you all noticed.

Totally!

Right away!
I was like,
"Is this guy on stilts?"

How does it feel to be
the new camp director?

Well, I just fished
a very buttery chipmunk

out of the popcorn machine,
so I think the word

is "empowering."

Any way we can help?

I mean, there were three
Rosses, and only one of you.

Actually, you can help me
welcome the newbies.

I think I see one now.

Hi!
(STARTLED GASP)

What's your name?

(WHISPERS) Gwen.

(WHISPERS) Why
are we whispering?

(WHISPERS)
Am I whispering?

(WHISPERS)
A little bit.

(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Go ahead and speak up.

(YELLING)
You got it!

Whoa, there.
Appreciate the effort,

but dial it back
just a scooch.

(SIGHS) Sorry.

I've just never been around
so many people before.

It's kind of scary.

Have you never been to camp?

I've never
really been anywhere.

I grew up in the woods.

Oh, I've heard
about this.

It's called living
"off the grid."

Exactly.
What's a grid?

It just means
you don't have
electricity.

Or the Internet.

(GASPS)

Shh. I know,
I know.

I have so much
to teach you!

Well, good news.
Looks like Gwen's
a Woodchuck.

Yay! Come on,
I'll show you
our cabin.

Fun fact. That is
Woodchuck cabin now.
And that's Grizzly.

Here? On this side
of camp?

Why are we moving
into new cabins?

Guys, camp is about
embracing change.

What kind of director
would I be if I didn't
expand your comfort zones?

Did the cabins
burn down again?

Nope, big old sinkhole,

followed by
a giant rainstorm
and then a mudslide

that filled in the sinkhole,
so happy ending.

¶ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

¶ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

¶ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ¶

Finn, Matteo,
meet your new counselor, Noah.

Nice to meet you.
How's it going?

Let me guess, you must be Finn
and you must be Matteo.

Other way around.

Oh. Has anyone
ever told you guys

you don't look
like yourselves?

Noah's an actor.

He's gonna be our new
drama specialist,

something we've
never had before.

And he has lots
of camp experience.

Yup, I was in the movie Summer
Camp Part VI: Slam Bunk.

I played
Kid Who Falls in Lake.

Cool!

But you do have
other camp experience?

Nope, not a stitch.

Note to self, add that
question to the application.

But, I guess at this point
you're my only option.

That's what
the casting director

from Summer Camp VI said!

Good luck.

Okay, guys, let's huddle up,
get to know each other,

really dig dip.

I'm not supposed
to anymore.

I've been giving
myself nosebleeds.

No, I...
I mean emotionally deep.

It's an acting exercise.

You look into
each other's eyes and say,

"I see you, man."

You're making
me uncomfortable.

That's good. That's where
the growth happens.

Can we unpack now?

We don't want to get to know
each other too fast.

It can cause, um, cramping!

Good point. Let's settle in,

then we can do
more acting exercises.

Ew, have you not washed
your clothes
since last summer?

Of course not. That's how
they lose their shape.

Girls, look who
I found.

Like literally found
wandering around
by the dock.

I was so lost.

Everyone kept saying Woodchuck
was the brown building

with all the trees around it.

That is all the buildings!

This is Ava,
your new counselor.

Hi!

Oh!
(CHUCKLES SARDONICALLY)

No offense,
but I'm just
a big city girl.

If a stranger tries to hug you
in my neighborhood,

they're usually trying
to steal your wallet.

Well, this is
Woodchuck neighborhood,

where hugs are just hugs
and we don't scare
our campers.

This is Destiny
and this is Gwen.

Since you're
a first-time counselor,

I didn't want to overload you
with too many campers.

Is this your first time
at camp, like me?

I've only ever been
to city camp.

What's city camp?

It's kind of like
regular camp,

but when you're looking
for cool bugs,
you're riding the subway.

What's a subway?

I like you,
you're weird.

Well, Ava, not to brag,

but Woodchuck cabin
is the best cabin.

And I should know, I've been
one my whole camp career.

We even have our own salute.

(BOTH CHITTERING)

Ah, that's so adorable!
I will never do that.

And we have our own mascot.

Meet Woody.

Looks like someone
tried to barbecue him.

Yeah, he's a survivor.

Ignoring the fact
that he's dead.

None of us are perfect.

Well, anyway,
dibs on this bunk.

Uh, Lou?

Woodchuck rules.
If you want this one,

you have to arm-wrestle me,

and mama's been pumping
hay bales all spring.

Uh, Ava's our counselor now.

Shouldn't you be sleeping
in the director's cabin?

Oh, right.

Force of habit.

(CHUCKLES)
I'll go there, now.

Hey, why don't
I give you a hand?

Thanks, Ava.
That's really nice.

Sure. Also, I'm not super
comfortable being left alone
with kids.

Another question
to add to the application.

Whoa! I don't think
anyone's been in here
since Gladys left.

Ah, sure, it could use
a little TLC,

but at least
you get to live alone.

You're at camp, why would
you ever want to live alone?

I grew up with
five older brothers.

The only time I ever got
any privacy was when
I fell down that manhole.

Until the mole people
found me. They're so chatty!

What's this?

(GASPS) It's a note
from Emma.

Who's Emma?

Only my best friend,
and a Woodchuck,

and the coolest person
in the whole, wide world

and I realize now I'm shouting
but darn it,
it's my love language!

"Hi, Lou. I guess you're
moving in to your new cabin.

"Hope you change up the vibe.

"Right now the inspo
is very spider paradise.

"I just wanted
to wish you luck with
your crazy big new job.

(SNIFFS AND GAGS)

"Being the boss
is a giant responsibility,

"but I know you can handle
all the supes huge problems
and challenges

"you're about
to be faced with.

"No presh, but it's all
up to you now.

"X-O-X-O, Emma."

Yikes.

When you put it that way,
being camp director

sounds pretty impossible.

I know.

Well, good luck with that.

Uh, I'll let you unpack

and handle that dead possum
that's under your bed.

I'll say one thing
about camp.

Lot of smells.

Ahhh! What happened?

I turned the lights on.

Whoa! I've heard
about these.

A magic wall lever!

It's called a light switch.

Can I try?
Sure.

This is amazing.

I thought indoor lighting
was a myth.

Like electric toothbrushes

and redheads!

You know, there actually are
electric toothbrushes

and redheads,

and redheads
who use electric toothbrushes.

(SIGHS) I guess I'm going
to have to get used
to all this stuff.

Technology is pretty cool.

It makes life so much easier.

Uh, watch.

Whoa, is that a wind pistol?

It's called a blow-dryer.

And this is called a fan.

(ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN)

And that's called
a blown fuse.

Huh?
The electricity's out.

What?

Magic go bye-bye.

Oh!

Om.

Om.

(MOUTHING)
Om.

And that's what
we call...mindfulness.

A lot of actors
use meditation
to stay focused.

It's how they learn all their
lines for their big roles.

I assume.

(YAWNS) Well,
I guess we should
get some shut-eye.

We can't go to sleep yet!
We haven't shared
our highs and lows.

Who wants to go first?

I will.

My high was when
I climbed that flag pole.

My low was when I fell
into that hole.

Not actual highs and lows.

The high and low points
of your day.

My high was getting to hear
all day long

about everything
that actors do.

My low was realizing that

now we know everything
about actors,

tomorrow we'll just have to do
regular camp stuff.

(SIGHS DEEPLY)
Oh, well.

Oh, no, my friend,
there's much more
where that came from.

(PAINED) Yay!

Okay, Grizzlies,
lights out.

(TROMBONE PLAYING TAPS)

What are you doing?

Oh, I like to end my days
with a little sweet trombone.

It helps me fall asleep.

It's helping me stay awake.

Sorry. I'll go
into the bathroom.

(TROMBONE CONTINUES)

(TOILET FLUSHES)

(PLAYING CONTINUES)

(TROMBONE PLAYING REVEILLE)
(GASPS)

Is someone playing
a trombone again?

Maybe he hasn't
heard of roosters.

Okay.

So, I know I'm new
at this whole
taking-care-of-kids thing,

but last time I checked,
I only have two campers.

So, who is that?

Ooh!

Morning, Woodchucks.

Girls, why don't you
go get ready for breakfast?

So, boss,

happy to have you,

but what are you doing here?

I just thought
it might be a good idea

to stay around for awhile.

Just until
you learn the ropes.

What's there to learn?

You keep them alive and then
you collect your check
at the end of the summer.

You're a real find.

Ava!

Destiny's trying to
burn my hair off.

It's just a curling iron.

Keep that fire wand
away from me!

It's okay, Gwen,
I'll brush your hair.

Why? It's not Christmas.

Hey, why not let me
get them ready and you
can get a little more sleep.

Really?

Wow!

If sleeping
is one of my duties,

I am way more qualified
for this job than I thought.

Knock-knock.
Is Lou in here?

Temporarily.
Jeez, off my back.

I was just in the mess hall.
The cook quit.

He got upset
by all the complaints
about dinner.

Really?

Ravi never had that problem.

Because he was
such a good cook?

No, he was terrible,
but he was great
at taking criticism.

Hi, I'm Noah.

Ava.
Where are you from, Ava?

Let's not do this.
Okey-doke.

So, what are
we doing today?

Shouldn't you do something
about breakfast first?

I'll set out
some cold cuts.

And for lunch?

If I leave 'em out,

people cam come back later
for warm cuts.

Problem solver.

And then you'll hire
a new cook, right?

Of course. After I take
you and Gwen kayaking.

What's kayaking?

Does it involve a yak?

No?
Still in.

This is called a "trust walk."

It's one of my favorite
acting exercises.

Maybe, instead, could we do
camping exercises?

Acting applies to all
aspects of life.

This is gonna bring us
closer as a cabin.

Now, Finn, your job is to
guide Matteo around camp.

Matteo, your job
is to trust Finn.

Can we switch jobs?

You need to surrender
to the process.

Okay. Have fun, guys.

Wait, aren't you coming?

The baby birds
can't learn how to fly
if the mama bird is near.

That's not
scientifically accurate.

Come on, let's go.

Step up.

Careful,
there's a door there.

Found it.

Step. Step.
(SQUELCHING)

Step.
Ew!

I feel like I stepped on
something squishy.

Oh, you did.

Ooh, pretty!

Finn?

Finn? Come on!

Finn, where...
Ahhh!

(SHRIEKING)

What are you doing?

Finn, you can't just run away.
This is a trust walk!

And obviously
you can't be trusted.

Are you okay?

No, I'm not having fun
at camp this year.

Me neither.

I think it's because
of our new counselor.

(SIGHS) You mean
our new acting teacher?

I miss Ravi.

Me too.

I wish things could go back
to the way they were.

Yeah.

Camp is so fun!

Hiking and archery.
It's all the things
I do at home,

but here,
no one's doing them
so they won't die.

If you had told me we were
going to end the day
at Mud Mountain,

I would have worn old clothes.

You don't have
any old clothes.

I do now.

Well, I guess I'll go
take a bath in the lake
before I go to bed.

Can't you just take a shower?

Are you talking about
our rain closet?

It's still broken.

Lou, you were supposed
to call a plumber.

I will. Soon.

But for now you guys can just
hose yourselves down,

and then, ghost stories!

Ooh, fun!

Can Ava come?

Where is Ava?

All her things are gone.

But where do you think
she went?

AVA: (OVER PA)
What is this thing?

Hello?

(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Hello?

If I had to guess,
I'd say she's accidentally

using the PA system
in the director's cabin.

(FEEDBACK OVER PA)
AVA: Hey, weird thing,

find restaurants near me.

Best garlic bread in Maine.

What are you
doing in here?

Definitely not finding
an Italian place
that delivers.

You're supposed to be
looking after the Woodchucks.

Really?

It kind of seemed like
you had that covered.

Okay, yes, I may have taken
over your job a little bit,

but I can't be a counselor.
I have a camp to run.

Then,
why aren't you
running it?

I don't know!

(COUGHING)

Look, I don't usually
ask leading questions,

because those tend
to lead to emotions,

and, you know...
Gross.

But why can't you let go
of being a Woodchuck?

Don't you want
to be director?

Of course I do.

Owning Camp Kikiwaka
is a dream come true.

It's like

finding out your prize sheep
is having twins

and neither one of them
is breach.

You and I have
very different dreams.

But being a Woodchuck
is something I already know
I'm good at.

It's all I've ever been.

What if I try
at being a leader

and I fail?

But you've been
a counselor before.

You know
how to be a leader.

Yeah, but not the leader
of everything.

And now I don't have Emma,
or Ravi or Zuri.

I just

don't know
if I can do this alone.

Lou...

(BOTH PANTING)
Guys, what's wrong?

It's Noah.
He's left camp!

"Dearest boys,

"it is with great sadness that
I must take my leave of you

"and return at once,
on foot, to my home,
the City of Angels.

"Be brave and go forth
and I hope you like

"your new counselor
more than you liked me.

"With great affection, Noah.

"PS Sorry this note
sounds funny.

"I recently watched a movie
about the Civil War

"and I can't get it
out of my head."

He can't walk
to Los Angeles.

That's almost
4,000 miles away!

I hope he brought
a refreshing beverage.

We need to organize
a search party.

Do I have to be in it?
I barely know him.

Although, he was
growing on me.

I can help.

I've been tracking animals
since I was two.

Your parents
let you do that?

Hey, babies got to eat.

Okay, it's gonna
be dark soon.

Everyone, go get
your flashlights.

I'll grab some provisions
in case we're out there
for a while.

Now, fly like the wind.
We're burning daylight

and the darkness of night
brings great peril!

What? I saw the same movie.

I walked a mile,
which only leaves...

No service left to go.

I sure hope I'm headed
in the right direction.

This is just like Summer Camp
Part IV: Lost in the Woods.

(WOLF HOWLING)

Really wish I'd
seen that one!

What's she doing?

I don't know.
What's she doing?

I don't know.
What's she doing?

I don't know.
What's she doing?

I don't know.
What you doing?

Looking for footprints.

I think he
went this way.
How do you know?

Broken twigs, footprints.

Also, there's a trombone.

What trombone?

(TROMBONE PLAYING TAPS)

That trombone.

Noah!
Oh, you found me!

I was so lost.

I do not do well
in the woods.

What did I ask
on that application?

Why did you leave?

Because...

I have no idea
what I'm doing.

I'm a terrible counselor.

Why would
you think that?

We kind of said it.

But we didn't mean
for Noah to hear.

And that doesn't mean
we want you to leave.

No. You were right.

I'm gonna ruin your summer.

I'll never be as good as Ravi.

You're brand-new at this.

Don't give up
so easily.

And it's okay that you
miss your old counselor.

I miss Emma every day.

And I miss Zuri.

Although, she would have
eaten you alive.

And I miss garlic bread.

ALL: We know!

Just so you know,
Ravi wasn't perfect.

He was a terrible cook.

And he had a giant, smelly
lizard living under his bed.

Actually,
that was pretty cool.

He was kind of weird,
but we were used to him.

We just need to get used to
your kind of weird.

I just want you guys
to have fun at camp.

Well, it would help if you
didn't talk about actor stuff
all the time.

I can do that.

Of course you can.
And we'll help.

What I can't do
is find my way back to camp,

and I really need to
use the bathroom.

You can go outside, too.

Where else would you go?

Inside?

Wait, you can go inside?

Whoa!

Well, Lou,

I hope you were listening
to yourself out there.

Uh-oh, was my nose
whistling again?

It's a very routine surgery,
but who has the time?

I meant when you told Noah

that he's brand-new at his job
and he shouldn't give up
so easily.

I said that?

I am a very wise woman.

And you're going to be
a great camp director.

How do you know?

The way you took charge
and organized everyone

in a crisis?

You're a good leader already.

And, for the record,

you're not doing this alone.

You have us.

I do?

Yup.

And also the boys.

(CHUCKLES DRYLY)
But they're less help.

Well, thanks, guys.

I'll pack up my things
and move back into
the director's cabin tomorrow.

For good.

And, by the way, Gwen,

the way you tracked Noah
without any technology

was amazing.

Gwen?

Is that my phone?

If this is "the grid,"
put me on it!

ALL: Surprise!

Guys! You did
all this for me?

Ava cleaned, I decorated,
and Gwen exterminated...

Once we got her to stop using
the filters on my phone.

My face turned into
a puppy!

Did you boys help, too?

Nope, we're useless!

And we have one more thing
for you, too.

You're giving me Woody?

But he belongs in
the Woodchuck cabin.

He belongs with a Woodchuck.

And it doesn't matter
what cabin you sleep in,

once a Woodchuck,
always a Woodchuck.

(ALL CHITTERING)

You did the salute!

Ava, we can hone
your technique later.

But you did it!

Get over here,
you useless knuckleheads.