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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
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Attention, campers!
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Today is the 97th Annual
Camp Kikiwaka Fishing Contest!
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(All cheering)
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So hurry up and find yourself a partner.
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Something I wish I'd done years ago.
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Wow, winning this contest would
look great on my application!
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Your application for college, or for
working at a bait and tackle shop?
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Hey, the Ivy League wants to
see that you're well-rounded.
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So right now, I'm all about that bass.
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The team that catches the biggest fish
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will be excused from
chores for one whole week!
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(Cheering)
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Boo!
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I actually enjoy chores.
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Alphabetizing the Lost and Found
items is the highlight of my day.
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If you find my hopes and
dreams in there, let me know.
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Hey, Ravi, do you want to come
with me to get Big Whiskers?
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Yes! A thousand times, yes!
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I have tried every mustache-growing
ointment known to man.
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Oh, this is not about facial hair, is it?
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No.
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Big Whiskers is a catfish I've been
trying to catch for eight years.
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Last time he got away, he
took my finger with him!
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You still have five
fingers. I used to have six!
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He actually did me a favor.
I can wear gloves now.
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It would be nice to win
at a camp-related sport.
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Crushing the macrame tournament
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did not give me the street
cred I had hoped for.
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Hey, Emma, want to partner
up for the competition?
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Absolutely! Great! (Chuckles)
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You ready to do some freshwater fishing?
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Freshwater, sparkling water, you name it!
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I'll even throw in a
twist of lime! (Chuckles)
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Cool!
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OMG! Xander just asked
me out on a fishing date.
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We get to spend all
day in a canoe together.
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It'll be so romantic!
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So, did you get a Mr.
Right to partner with?
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I teamed up with Ravi.
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I am so sorry.
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? Here we go
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? We're leaving the
city behind right now
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? Let's gather by the campfire light
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? And sing this song
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Hanging out with someone new
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? Then falling out of a camp canoe
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? What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Got a s'more in my hair
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? Mosquitos in our underwear
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? Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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? But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ?
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Hey, Natalie.
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Will you be my fishing partner?
I'll be your best friend!
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Will you if I promise not
to be your best friend?
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Well, this is just sad.
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Hey, Tiffany, I'm going to make your day.
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I'll be your fishing partner.
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I don't want to be your partner.
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You don't take anything seriously,
and you only want to have fun.
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Exactly. I'm totally awesome.
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Well, I'm going to find
a partner that's not you!
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Well, I'm going to find
a partner that's not you!
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Fine. Fine.
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So, I guess we're partners.
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(Snoring)
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Hey, Murphy.
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(Screams)
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(Grunts)
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I'm sorry, Murphy, I didn't mean
to startle my handsome chef!
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Whoa, from that angle,
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you looked like a giant flounder
I caught off Gosport Harbor.
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Was it graceful and colorful?
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No, it was scaly with a huge mouth.
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(Chuckles) Oh, you!
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You know, the fishing contest is today,
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which means we have the
entire camp to ourselves.
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Geez, your left eye's flappin'
like a top sail in a squall.
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Well, I better get back to work.
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This salmon I got for dinner
ain't gonna rip its own guts out.
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You sure know how to talk to a woman.
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Before we begin, will you teach
me how to use this fishing rod?
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Absolutely! Here's your first lesson.
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Is the fish supposed to climb
on shore and bite the hook?
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Because that is asking an awful lot.
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Nope, we're going to fish the natural way.
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I refuse to take my clothes off.
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I'm talking about hand fishing.
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(Exclaims) My grandpa Clem taught me.
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We had so much fun. He
would do a little happy dance
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with every fish he caught.
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Aww, he sounds adorable.
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And then he'd wrap his
hands around its neck,
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and watch the lights go out in its eyes.
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He sounds like he should
be in a secure facility.
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Well, enough time wasted while
our tootsies get all pruney.
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Time to catch that fish.
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Oh, we're gonna catch him.
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He's close. (Sniffs)
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I can smell him.
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(Inhales deeply)
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(Inhales deeply)
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(Coughs) Are you sure that is big whiskers?
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Because I'm pretty sure this camp shares
a property line with a crematorium.
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I see him.
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(In sing-song voice) I
spy with my little eye,
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a fish I will choke, and then watch die.
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Wow. You just took a joyful
childhood game and turned it ugly.
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Big Whiskers, welcome to my grip of death!
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I did it! I caught him!
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Big Whiskers is finally mine!
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(Chuckles) At least you caught a sole.
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Because it is a part of a shoe,
and the name of a fish...
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Samosa?
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Just hand me a fly.
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Good idea. If we want to win
this competition, we should...
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I did not see that coming.
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Why, may I ask, did you just eat a fly?
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To know your enemy, you must be like him.
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Before last year's contest,
I took a bath in tartar sauce.
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Well, here we are.
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My lucky spot.
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Because you bring all the girls here?
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Well, yeah, if they want to catch a fish.
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So, what kind of lure do you like to use?
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I don't know, maybe a crop top
and a little extra lipstick.
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(Gasps) I can't believe you just
chopped that poor worm in half.
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What's the big deal?
He's about to get eaten,
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so it's a bad day for him either way.
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Here.
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Put it on your hook.
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I don't know if I'm talking
to your front or your back,
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but I'm extremely sorry about this.
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I can't believe we wasted two whole
hours, and we didn't catch one fish!
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We have to win!
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Harvard is not interested in a runner-up.
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Like my mom says, second
place is first loser!
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Wow, family game night
at your house must be fun.
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I wouldn't call it "fun" so much as "a
way to earn dessert and Mom's love."
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You know what they say.
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If at first you don't succeed...
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Try, try again.
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No. Cheat.
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Cheat?
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Absolutely not! I could never cheat!
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Look, Tiffany, your mom wants you to
win, no matter what it takes, right?
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That's what it says on our doormat.
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Well, at this point,
cheating is what it takes.
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Your mom basically wants you to cheat.
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You really think so?
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Absolutely.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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Let's cheat!
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Wow, this is going to be more exciting
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than the time I read Great
Expectations and skipped the prologue!
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So, Xander.
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In your spare time, what
do you like to do for fun?
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Fish.
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I can see why.
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Fishing is totes exciting.
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Actually, we should probably stop talking.
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It tends to scare away the fish.
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Right. No talking.
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Wow, that looks delicious!
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The bass are gonna love it!
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(Gasps) That was for you!
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Thanks, but I'm sticking with worms.
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Can you hand me another one?
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Nope. I kind of let them go.
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(Chuckles)
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Why would you do that?
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Because they seemed so sad!
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How can you tell if worms are sad?
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I don't know, but I would be, if I'd just
watched my friends get chopped in half.
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Maybe you'd care about them
more if you knew their names.
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You named the bait?
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Not all of it! Just Willie and Waldo.
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And Wilma, Wendell, Wanda...
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Aw, she's a nut.
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Listen, if you don't like fishing,
why'd you agree to be my partner?
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Because I wanted to spend time with you.
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You know, just the two of us
on a lake together all day.
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But all you wanna do is fish.
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Well, it is a fishing competition.
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Well, I don't like fishing.
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So? There's lots of things
you like that I don't.
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Like fashion and shopping and,
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you know, reading magazines
about fashion and shopping.
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You just described my perfect weekend!
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Well, there must be
something we both like to do.
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How 'bout hiking?
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Only if I can't catch a cab.
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Rock climbing? And risk
breaking a nail? No way.
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Ooh, you know what I really like?
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Spelunking! (Gasps)
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That's disgusting!
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It means exploring caves!
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You know, I wasn't going to tell
you this, but those worms you "saved"
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by throwing them overboard?
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They can't swim!
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What? Wanda!
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Here fishy, fishy.
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Here fishy, fishy...
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Gotcha, punk!
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(Screams)
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Big Whiskers, why won't
you let me choke you out?
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Mmm.
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(Chuckles)
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On the bright side, you have collected
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enough items to make a lovely rummage sale.
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I know you're down there, Big Whiskers.
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Laughing at me.
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Well, I can laugh, too!
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(Laughing)
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Maybe we should take a little break.
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Because this fish has clearly broken you.
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Are you sure this is a good idea?
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Stealing this fish is the best idea.
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Like Faith Hill and Miranda
Lambert performing a duet together.
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I hate country music.
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(Gasps) You take that back!
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Gladys: Hey, Murphy, if you want to
try an olive oil rub on something,
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I've got a couple of suggestions.
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Thanks, but I'm really busy right now.
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I've got to, uh, wash my apron.
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But you just washed it this morning.
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I know. I'm trying to boost that
"D" rating from the Health Department
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Up to a solid "c". (Sniffs)
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Fingers crossed.
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Well, you get an "A" from me, big boy.
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Yeesh! Let it go!
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I've seen lobster claws
that are less clingy.
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And I thought carrying this slimy fish
would be the grossest part of my day.
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(Sighs)
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I can't believe I spent the
whole day out here with you,
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just to find out we have nothing in common.
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We have a few things in common.
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We're both at camp, we're both on
a boat, we both miss those worms.
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Xander, this is serious.
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If we're going to start
a relationship together,
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we should get to know each other more.
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I'll start.
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My dream is to open a
design house in Paris.
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That's cool. I want to
open my own guitar shop.
252
00:13:09,325 --> 00:13:11,793
You mean you'll start with that,
then you'll open your own music label
253
00:13:11,795 --> 00:13:13,661
and eventually build a music empire?
254
00:13:13,663 --> 00:13:17,899
Nope. Just one shop right here in
Maine, with me behind the counter.
255
00:13:17,901 --> 00:13:19,967
But I'm going to be based in New York.
256
00:13:19,969 --> 00:13:21,502
That'd be weird if my husband
didn't live there with me.
257
00:13:21,504 --> 00:13:23,037
I mean, the neighbors will talk.
258
00:13:23,972 --> 00:13:25,907
Husband?
259
00:13:25,909 --> 00:13:27,975
The only date we've been on, you
thought I was going to murder you.
260
00:13:27,977 --> 00:13:29,911
Oh, that was such a cute misunderstanding.
261
00:13:29,913 --> 00:13:31,946
I was going to tell that
story at our wedding.
262
00:13:31,948 --> 00:13:33,347
(Chuckles)
263
00:13:33,349 --> 00:13:35,817
Oh, well then we'd better
book a caterer and a DJ.
264
00:13:35,819 --> 00:13:37,885
We are having a live band!
265
00:13:40,122 --> 00:13:42,924
You know, I think it's time
I row you back to shore.
266
00:13:42,926 --> 00:13:44,258
And reality.
267
00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:45,827
Fine!
268
00:13:45,829 --> 00:13:48,196
Who knew the worms would
have a better day than me!
269
00:13:56,638 --> 00:13:57,805
(Both sigh)
270
00:13:57,807 --> 00:13:59,941
Both: Men.
271
00:13:59,943 --> 00:14:02,043
They're the scum of the Earth.
272
00:14:02,045 --> 00:14:03,477
Tell me about it, sister.
273
00:14:03,479 --> 00:14:08,182
I've got a thing for this guy, and for
some reason he doesn't like me back.
274
00:14:09,852 --> 00:14:11,953
What?
275
00:14:11,955 --> 00:14:17,058
I know. It's weird, because
he's no great shakes himself.
276
00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:20,228
Well, I just found out I have
nothing in common with my guy.
277
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,797
Today I went fishing
with him, and I hated it.
278
00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:25,166
Wow, I don't know what
you're gonna do about that.
279
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,635
Oh, I know, don't fish with him!
280
00:14:28,637 --> 00:14:31,005
It's not just that.
281
00:14:31,007 --> 00:14:35,343
I mean, we like each other now, but
we want different things in the future.
282
00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:38,079
His only goal in life is to sell guitars.
283
00:14:38,081 --> 00:14:39,714
It could be worse.
284
00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:42,683
I once dated a guy who
sold horse meat to camps.
285
00:14:42,685 --> 00:14:45,019
(Gasps) Not this camp.
286
00:14:45,021 --> 00:14:47,688
Look, don't worry about the future.
287
00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:50,691
If you like him, go for it.
288
00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:52,193
Maybe I should go talk to him.
289
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:55,162
Yes! Do it now, before
your wrinkles have wrinkles,
290
00:14:55,164 --> 00:14:58,499
and the only guy in your life
is some idiot on an infomercial
291
00:14:58,501 --> 00:15:02,203
trying to sell you a salad spinner
that doesn't work worth a hoot.
292
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:07,775
Trust me, you don't want to end
up old and alone with wet lettuce.
293
00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:13,915
Jeez, she really takes the
"glad" out of "Glad-ys."
294
00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:19,353
I hate this cheating stuff.
It's giving me indigestion.
295
00:15:19,355 --> 00:15:23,591
Relax. A bunch of spiders probably
just crawled in your mouth last night.
296
00:15:25,227 --> 00:15:27,094
That can happen?
297
00:15:27,096 --> 00:15:28,396
How would I know?
298
00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:29,997
You'll start burping up webs.
299
00:15:32,935 --> 00:15:35,603
Gladys is coming. Help me with the fish.
300
00:15:38,373 --> 00:15:40,207
Look, Gladys!
301
00:15:40,209 --> 00:15:41,943
We caught a fish!
302
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:44,111
Caught it from this here lake.
303
00:15:44,113 --> 00:15:48,082
Yes. And the fact that we
pulled it out of the lake
304
00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:51,652
is empirical evidence to support that!
305
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,089
Wow! Great job, girls.
306
00:15:55,091 --> 00:15:57,925
Everyone's reeling in
a big catch except me.
307
00:16:00,929 --> 00:16:03,798
That's it. I give up.
308
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:07,435
I gave that fish the best years of my life.
309
00:16:07,437 --> 00:16:09,303
And it was all for nothing!
310
00:16:11,006 --> 00:16:15,643
Lou, here is some advice from someone
who knows quite a bit about failure.
311
00:16:17,012 --> 00:16:21,115
Perhaps catching the fish is
not what is most important.
312
00:16:21,117 --> 00:16:24,151
Maybe the quest is what matters most.
313
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,321
Nope. Really wanted to catch that fish.
314
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:29,190
Oh!
315
00:16:29,192 --> 00:16:31,926
Maybe a snack would cheer you up.
316
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:33,361
Fly?
317
00:16:33,363 --> 00:16:34,862
No more flies for me.
318
00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:37,198
I don't deserve them.
319
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,033
I'll just take a samosa.
320
00:16:39,835 --> 00:16:40,901
(Softly) Here.
321
00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:44,171
(Dunking)
322
00:16:46,808 --> 00:16:48,175
Big Whiskers!
323
00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:50,911
I need help. Oh.
324
00:16:51,947 --> 00:16:53,080
(Groans)
325
00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:54,849
I did it!
326
00:16:54,851 --> 00:16:56,150
I finally got him!
327
00:16:56,152 --> 00:16:58,552
In your fish face, Big Whiskers!
328
00:16:58,554 --> 00:17:01,989
You won! You finally bested your nemesis!
329
00:17:01,991 --> 00:17:05,059
You're right. I did. I won.
330
00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:07,461
Aw...
331
00:17:10,032 --> 00:17:11,365
Why...
332
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:14,068
Why in the catfish
crackers did you do that?
333
00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:17,138
Well, I just realized I've had a lot of fun
334
00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:19,206
chasing Big Whiskers over the years.
335
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:22,476
Like you said, it's the quest that matters.
336
00:17:22,478 --> 00:17:24,712
Who cares about the stinking quest?
337
00:17:24,714 --> 00:17:28,215
I was going to win a
non-math-related contest!
338
00:17:28,217 --> 00:17:31,886
That bottom-feeder was
my ticket to the top.
339
00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:34,221
Ravi, it was the right thing to do.
340
00:17:36,391 --> 00:17:39,260
I guess so.
341
00:17:39,262 --> 00:17:41,262
Who knew samosas were his favorite snack?
342
00:17:41,264 --> 00:17:43,931
All these years I've been
eating flies for nothin'.
343
00:17:53,175 --> 00:17:54,842
Still trying for that bass, huh?
344
00:17:54,844 --> 00:17:57,711
Yep, but I got some new bait.
345
00:17:57,713 --> 00:17:59,346
Please don't free it.
346
00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:04,185
Look, Xander. We need to talk.
347
00:18:04,187 --> 00:18:06,087
I'm really sorry about... Hey!
348
00:18:06,089 --> 00:18:07,321
I got a bite!
349
00:18:09,024 --> 00:18:10,591
That's got to be a two-footer.
350
00:18:10,593 --> 00:18:12,827
Quick! Get it in the bucket.
351
00:18:13,462 --> 00:18:15,162
We did it!
352
00:18:17,232 --> 00:18:19,233
So about what I was going to say earlier...
353
00:18:19,235 --> 00:18:20,534
You don't have to say it.
354
00:18:20,536 --> 00:18:22,803
I've been thinking, too, and you're right.
355
00:18:22,805 --> 00:18:24,972
I am? Well, yeah.
356
00:18:24,974 --> 00:18:26,874
We don't have much in common.
357
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:30,077
If we started dating, we probably
wouldn't have much of a future.
358
00:18:30,079 --> 00:18:32,880
So, I guess we should just be friends.
359
00:18:34,116 --> 00:18:36,217
Oh.
360
00:18:36,219 --> 00:18:37,985
That is what you were going to say, right?
361
00:18:37,987 --> 00:18:41,255
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's
exactly what I was going to say.
362
00:18:41,257 --> 00:18:43,257
(Chuckles) Great.
363
00:18:43,259 --> 00:18:45,292
The first thing we agreed on all day.
364
00:18:46,094 --> 00:18:48,596
So, we're buds?
365
00:18:48,598 --> 00:18:50,531
Sure, buds.
366
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:54,702
I'll see ya later.
367
00:19:04,146 --> 00:19:06,914
(Sighs)
368
00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:10,050
Well, I guess there's plenty
of other fish in the sea, right?
369
00:19:10,919 --> 00:19:12,486
Not that you'll ever see 'em.
370
00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:19,293
Hey, Xander.
371
00:19:19,295 --> 00:19:21,295
Hey, Murph. Whatcha up to?
372
00:19:21,297 --> 00:19:23,230
Oh, just taking out the trash.
373
00:19:27,135 --> 00:19:31,338
Oh, don't be upset. The
bears will sort through that.
374
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:34,542
It's not your blatant disregard
for camp safety that's bothering me.
375
00:19:36,211 --> 00:19:37,344
It's Emma.
376
00:19:37,346 --> 00:19:40,848
I told her I was cool with just being
friends, because that's what she wants.
377
00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:43,050
Mmm. But it's not what you want?
378
00:19:43,052 --> 00:19:45,519
No. Do you have any advice for me?
379
00:19:46,321 --> 00:19:47,221
Yes.
380
00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:50,858
Don't ever eat the meat here.
381
00:19:53,361 --> 00:19:54,995
Attention, campers!
382
00:19:54,997 --> 00:19:56,997
Time to announce the winner
383
00:19:56,999 --> 00:19:59,400
of the Camp Kikiwaka Fishing Contest!
384
00:19:59,402 --> 00:20:01,202
(All cheering)
385
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,738
We've got this contest won.
386
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:06,874
We have the best catch.
387
00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:09,743
I had a great catch, too, but I lost him.
388
00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:14,982
He had big green eyes, and a huge smile,
and could play guitar like an angel.
389
00:20:14,984 --> 00:20:19,253
Wow, what kind of mutant
fish are in that lake?
390
00:20:19,255 --> 00:20:22,823
And now the moment you've
all been waiting for.
391
00:20:22,825 --> 00:20:26,160
I don't give a flying fish
who wins this competition,
392
00:20:26,162 --> 00:20:32,566
because I'm going to die alone
and sad with no one to love me.
393
00:20:32,568 --> 00:20:35,302
Great, now I don't even remember
what I was talking about.
394
00:20:36,438 --> 00:20:38,939
Oh, right, the competition.
395
00:20:38,941 --> 00:20:41,175
Tiffany and Zuri, you won.
396
00:20:41,177 --> 00:20:42,276
Whoopie.
397
00:20:43,545 --> 00:20:46,513
We won! Yes!
398
00:20:46,515 --> 00:20:51,952
Why don't the winners come over for a
photo op with the prize-winning catch?
399
00:20:51,954 --> 00:20:55,189
Prints will be available
for purchase for $19.95.
400
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,860
(Gasps) (All gasp)
401
00:21:02,197 --> 00:21:06,267
Wow. This fish is so thoughtful.
402
00:21:06,269 --> 00:21:08,469
It stuffed itself!
403
00:21:09,471 --> 00:21:11,805
You both cheated!
404
00:21:11,807 --> 00:21:15,276
We're so sorry, Gladys! Please,
please, don't tell my mom!
405
00:21:15,278 --> 00:21:17,144
I was just going to disqualify you.
406
00:21:17,146 --> 00:21:19,146
But calling your mom is a better idea.
407
00:21:19,148 --> 00:21:20,948
Thanks! No!
408
00:21:23,451 --> 00:21:26,720
Gladys, please. It was my idea to cheat.
409
00:21:26,722 --> 00:21:29,990
If you're going to tell
someone's mom, tell mine.
410
00:21:29,992 --> 00:21:32,926
Well, it's no fun if you want me to do it.
411
00:21:32,928 --> 00:21:35,629
You're both disqualified and punished.
412
00:21:35,631 --> 00:21:37,431
Both: Yay!
413
00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:39,233
You guys are weirdos.
414
00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:44,138
Hey, Gladys. Mmm-hmm.
415
00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:47,341
I wanted to apologize
for being so hard on ya.
416
00:21:47,343 --> 00:21:49,510
I understand you couldn't help yourself,
417
00:21:49,512 --> 00:21:52,946
being around a wicked, handsome
hunk of lobster meat like me.
418
00:21:52,948 --> 00:21:55,115
I appreciate that, but you're right.
419
00:21:55,117 --> 00:21:59,320
We're coworkers. We should probably
just keep this professional.
420
00:21:59,322 --> 00:22:03,490
Well, I was thinking maybe we could
make it a little unprofessional...
421
00:22:06,328 --> 00:22:09,997
Really? Because if you're serious, I
didn't mean a word of what I just said.
422
00:22:11,132 --> 00:22:13,767
Yeah. I mean, after all,
423
00:22:13,769 --> 00:22:15,536
you are female... Hmm...
424
00:22:15,538 --> 00:22:17,438
I do like that in a woman.
425
00:22:18,606 --> 00:22:20,207
So, what the heck.
426
00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:24,511
I could do worse.
427
00:22:24,513 --> 00:22:28,949
Murphy, that's the nicest
thing anybody's ever said to me!
428
00:22:30,952 --> 00:22:33,687
Ugh! This is the worst punishment ever.
429
00:22:35,490 --> 00:22:38,959
Who puts spaghetti in the recycling bin?
430
00:22:38,961 --> 00:22:41,528
People need to follow the rules!
431
00:22:42,564 --> 00:22:43,731
Yeah, I heard it.
432
00:22:43,781 --> 00:22:48,331
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