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Attention, campers!
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I have some shocking news!
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Let me guess, she got
stood up on another date?
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If it happens every weekend, Does that
really qualify as shocking? (Chuckles)
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As of the end of this summer...
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Camp Kikiwaka is closing...
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Forever!
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(Amplified nose blowing) (All groaning)
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So you'll excuse me
if I seem a little down.
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Have we ever seen her up?
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Enjoy your day!
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(Sobbing)
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Gladys, wait!
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Did you just say the camp is closing?
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That's right.
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We haven't gotten enough
applications for next year.
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Even though most of our
cabins feature skylights.
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Those are termite holes!
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Potato,
pot-ah-to.
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We don't have any of those either.
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Our potato salad is
just expired mayonnaise.
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Xander, I'll miss you
and this camp so much.
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I'll think of you every time a
mosquito sucks blood out of my leg.
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That's sweet.
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And gross.
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Guys, relax.
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Two things happen every summer.
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Gladys threatens to shut down the camp,
and there's a food poisoning scare.
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And the only one that actually
happens is the food poisoning.
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Oh, you mean like last
night when that chocolate
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pudding you were eating
turned out to be old guacamole?
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Bingo.
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So quit worrying.
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The camp is not closing down.
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(Sobbing) Goodbye, flag.
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I'll miss flying you at half-mast
every time I get a new gray hair.
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Uh-oh.
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Now I've got a bad feeling in my stomach.
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And it's not just the guacamole pudding.
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Gladys, why did you just sell the flagpole?
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Well, since the camp is closing,
I have to sell everything I can
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to pay for a new place to live.
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Can I interest you in
some sandals? (Chuckles)
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Never mind, these are ladies'.
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Oh.
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Those are mine!
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the
city behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out with someone new
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♪ Then falling out of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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I can't imagine why no one's
signed up for camp next summer.
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I mean, check out my cool website. (Clicks)
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Uh, Gladys, that's a picture of a
middle aged man with a comb-over.
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Ooh. Wrong page.
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Ooh, rich widower? Swipe right. (Chuckles)
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(Ms. Gladys sighs)
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And the best part of the site is this
amazing promotional video I made.
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I know we're gonna regret this.
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Let's check out this bad boy!
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(Music playing)
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Hey, kids, the nuclear
arms race got ya down?
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Well, come to Camp Kikiwaka!
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We have classes in hacky sacking,
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acid-washing your jeans,
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and even moonwalking!
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It's totally tubular!
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Oh, look, it's our dreamy
head counselor, Morgan Ross.
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Oh, Morgy!
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Well, gotta go!
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See you at camp! (Chuckling)
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I made that myself!
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That was horrifying.
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I know.
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Dad had a mustache?
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He sure did.
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I used to dream of
kissing that soup-strainer.
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(Giggles) (All shuddering)
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Okay, there's only one
way to save this place.
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We need to make a new promotional video.
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Yeah, something a little
more this century.
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Hey, how about we do a live webcast!
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That's a great idea!
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We just have to get a bunch of viewers.
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I have 150,000 fans on Farmpage.
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If I let them know, they'll watch for sure.
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I thought all of your fans are pigs.
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And their owners.
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And some chickens!
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And I have 300,000 fans.
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And all of them are humans.
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That's great. And the
three of us can host it.
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Great idea.
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Right on!
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And I too will promote the event online.
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After all, I drew quite the crowd
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for last year's Reptile
Leash and Collar Convention.
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Crowd?
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You only got six people.
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It was going to be seven, but
Jonas Epstein was a no-show.
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His python choked him out.
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We sent flowers.
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Knock, knock, ladies!
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I want to see what you're planning on doing
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For the "save camp
Kikiwaka" Webcast. (Chuckles)
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Does this answer your question?
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl
going to the bathroom?
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Because the "P" is silent.
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You're going to talk
about dinosaur bladders?
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No, I'm doing stand-up comedy!
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Because I'm hilarious.
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You two got a problem with that?
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(Gasps)
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Forgive me, but I do not see how you
telling jokes is going to save the camp.
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Because, funny videos are the most popular
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non-cat-related
things on the Internet.
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Once I go viral,
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everybody is going to want to
come here and hang out with me.
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Hmm.
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And when Lame-y Schumer here bombs,
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I'm going to wow the crowd with
a classical violin concerto.
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Tiffany, the only kids who will be
wowed by that cannot come to camp,
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because they are too busy getting
their wedgies surgically removed.
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Ah! That's a crack-up!
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Get it?
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Butt crack? Crack-up?
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Is this brush on?
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Okay, I am sorry, but as
the director of this webcast,
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I demand that you both do
something with broader appeal.
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And by that, I mean any appeal.
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Okay, maybe people would like to see
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how far I can shove this
brush up the director's nose!
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Or if this violin bow can
fit all the way in his...
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Okay!
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How about we go with your first
ideas? (Chuckles nervously)
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Good talk! Catch you on the flip-flop!
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So, anybody here from out of town?
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It's summer camp. Everyone
here's from out of town!
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Okay, guys, let's do some
brainstorming for the webcast.
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I've got a tornado of
good ideas right up here.
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Emma always has amazing ideas.
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Xander's are even better.
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No, yours are!
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(Both giggling) (Chuckles)
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Okay, still haven't heard an idea!
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Well... My idea is that we should focus
on the athletic activities at camp,
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like soccer, baseball, water-skiing...
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Or maybe we could focus on
the unique camp traditions,
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like the spirit stick, Kikiwaka
Day, Jock Itch Jubilee...
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That was more of a
gathering than a jubilee.
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Traditions are nice, but athletics
might be more of a selling point.
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Really? 'Cause you hate sports.
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Have you ever even used the
word "sports" in a sentence?
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"Xander looks amazing playing sports."
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Wow, I walked right into that one.
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Hey, guys!
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Gladys is letting us use
her tablet for the webcast!
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Oh, does she want to be a part of it?
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No, she thinks it is a total waste
of time, much like her electrolysis.
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The woman has knuckles
like a silverback gorilla.
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Hey, guys.
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So, what do you think?
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You have a date with an oak later?
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I still think we should
show cool camp traditions.
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Oh, great wood spirits, I
honor you with this dance!
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I have not seen her move like
that since she sat on that anthill.
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Now for the sacrifice.
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Someone get me a rat from the kitchen.
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Um, Lou, I don't think
carving up a rodent
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would be our biggest selling point.
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Agreed. We should stick to sports.
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Maybe I should show you the dance again.
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All: No!
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Well, since Emma and I are doing a
tetherball demo for the webcast,
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we better go practice.
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What's there to practice?
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It's a ball on a rope!
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I have to try hard to keep up
with Xander, 'cause he's awesome.
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You're awesome-er!
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(Both laughing)
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That is so annoying.
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You mean their bad grammar? I know.
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It is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
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No, I mean they're so
wrapped up in each other,
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they're kind of making me
feel like a third wheel.
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I am sorry.
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I wish I could help, but I am not
good with interpersonal conflicts.
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My best friend never speaks, and sheds
an entire layer of skin every year.
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Oh, Mrs. Kipling is your best friend?
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No, Harold Thomas. Mmm.
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He is shy, and always
forgets to use sunscreen.
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I just feel so left out.
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Well, you should tell them that!
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I can't go tell my two best friends
that their happiness is bumming me out.
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I would look like an idiot!
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(Violin playing)
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Can you please stop playing that?
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I can't hear my jokes.
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You're welcome.
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Is that song a lullaby?
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Because you're putting me to sleep.
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This happens to be a classical masterpiece!
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Which is also a lullaby.
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We're supposed to be
attracting cool, fun kids.
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If you play music like that, we're going
to attract kids like you and Ravi.
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Well, your jokes are really killing it.
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And by "it," I mean my will to live.
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Very funny.
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That makes one of us.
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Ravi: Okay, our "Save
Camp Kikiwaka" webcast
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Goes live in one minute! (Emma gasps)
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(Tablet beeping)
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(Gasps) Ooh, my fashion fans can't
wait to see how cool Camp Kikiwaka is.
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Although they're a little less excited
since we're all wearing the same shirt.
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And my pig fans are excited too!
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Except I seem to be down a few hundred.
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What happened?
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A new barbecue place must
have opened up back home.
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Every time that happens,
I lose half my fans.
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Oh, do not smudge the lens!
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The fingerprints will make you
look like you have wrinkles.
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(Gasps and blows)
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I know you guys didn't want to
show any of our camp traditions,
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but what if I wow them with my whittling?
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That, or we could show
them a cool kayak race.
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(Gasps) Ooh, Xander, that'd be awesome!
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Is it me, or are they
belittlin' my whittlin'?
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Hey, Emma, let's do our
Grizzchuck Greeting for good luck!
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Okay.
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(Both clicking tongues) Grr, grr!
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What in the Kikiwaka was that?
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Oh, it's a combination of
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the Grizzly Cabin Bear Hug
and the Woodchuck Salute!
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Okay.
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You can do what you want
with your little Grizzly Hug,
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but no one ever changes
the Woodchuck Salute.
251
00:12:03,893 --> 00:12:05,927
Oh, sorry, Lou. We thought it'd be cute.
252
00:12:05,929 --> 00:12:10,064
Yeah, about as cute as a grizzly
bashing a woodchuck's brains in.
253
00:12:10,066 --> 00:12:13,334
Is that cute? It doesn't sound cute.
254
00:12:13,336 --> 00:12:16,204
This is not the time for a salute dispute!
255
00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:17,405
We are on in, oh!
256
00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:18,606
Three... (Gasps)
257
00:12:18,608 --> 00:12:19,907
Two...
258
00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:25,113
Welcome to Camp Kikiwaka,
where dreams come true!
259
00:12:25,115 --> 00:12:26,914
And great memories are made!
260
00:12:26,916 --> 00:12:29,417
And you, too, can be a part of the fun!
261
00:12:31,086 --> 00:12:32,720
I'm Xander,
262
00:12:32,722 --> 00:12:34,956
one of the counselors here
at the great Camp Kikiwaka.
263
00:12:35,891 --> 00:12:39,127
And this is Emma, our cutest CIT.
264
00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:41,095
Oh, Xander. I'm not cute.
265
00:12:41,097 --> 00:12:42,930
I'm more classically beautiful.
266
00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:46,200
And this is Lou, who...
267
00:12:46,202 --> 00:12:48,603
Apparently, won't be whittling.
268
00:12:50,606 --> 00:12:56,043
Emma, please tell us what else
about Camp Kikiwaka is "great."
269
00:12:56,045 --> 00:12:58,813
Oh, right, the Great Lawn!
270
00:12:58,815 --> 00:13:01,282
Which Down-Easter magazine hailed as
271
00:13:01,284 --> 00:13:03,451
"much less toxic than the lake."
272
00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:05,453
Let's check it out!
273
00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:09,090
Ah! Smell that Camp Kikiwaka air.
274
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,159
Scientists say that's the
methane coming from the lake,
275
00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:13,294
but we say it smells like fun in the sun!
276
00:13:14,263 --> 00:13:15,963
You know what's also a blast?
277
00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,732
A killer game of volleyball.
278
00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,801
Which our campers are playing right now!
279
00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:20,902
(Gavel thudding)
280
00:13:20,904 --> 00:13:24,972
Next item up for bid, a
slightly used volleyball net.
281
00:13:24,974 --> 00:13:29,977
Uh, nothing says summer fun
like auctioning off summer fun.
282
00:13:31,013 --> 00:13:33,414
This could also be used as a fishing net,
283
00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:36,083
to catch that special
someone of your dreams.
284
00:13:36,085 --> 00:13:37,819
Which I've never managed to do.
285
00:13:38,654 --> 00:13:40,488
(Sobbing)
286
00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:41,989
Those are happy tears!
287
00:13:41,991 --> 00:13:43,391
No, they're not!
288
00:13:49,998 --> 00:13:53,768
I can't believe Gladys is selling off
the camp in the middle of our webcast.
289
00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:55,102
Should we stop?
290
00:13:55,104 --> 00:13:57,772
No, that would disappoint
thousands of my fans,
291
00:13:57,774 --> 00:13:59,006
and what's left of Lou's pigs.
292
00:13:59,008 --> 00:14:00,641
(Tablet beeping)
293
00:14:00,643 --> 00:14:03,778
Yes! And we just got our first comment!
294
00:14:04,646 --> 00:14:06,647
Puglife4eva writes...
295
00:14:06,649 --> 00:14:08,583
(Reading)
296
00:14:12,221 --> 00:14:13,554
Okay! (Chuckles nervously)
297
00:14:13,556 --> 00:14:16,157
Thank you for the constructive criticism.
298
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:17,859
And that is my sister!
299
00:14:20,062 --> 00:14:24,232
Uh, let's go look at our beautiful kayaks.
300
00:14:24,234 --> 00:14:28,002
Some of them actually float! (Chuckles)
301
00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:31,472
Gladys, we're doing a webcast to save
the camp, and instead of helping,
302
00:14:31,474 --> 00:14:33,341
you're selling everything
that's not nailed down!
303
00:14:33,343 --> 00:14:37,011
Nothing is nailed down,
because I sold all the nails!
304
00:14:37,013 --> 00:14:39,981
But this stuff isn't even
worth that much money.
305
00:14:39,983 --> 00:14:41,816
You're right. It isn't.
306
00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:46,687
(Gasps) Next item up for
bid, this hunky counselor!
307
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:48,256
Show 'em the six-pack, kid.
308
00:14:48,258 --> 00:14:49,090
(Whispers) Come on.
309
00:14:50,659 --> 00:14:52,760
Okay, but I've had a lot of bread today.
310
00:14:53,095 --> 00:14:55,029
Emma: Or...
311
00:14:55,031 --> 00:14:56,097
We can work off that bread
312
00:14:56,099 --> 00:14:57,431
with a game of tetherball.
313
00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:58,499
Good idea.
314
00:15:00,535 --> 00:15:01,602
Hey,
315
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,772
where's the tetherball?
316
00:15:04,774 --> 00:15:08,075
Sold for $5 to that dapper
gentleman. (Chuckles)
317
00:15:10,112 --> 00:15:11,279
I wrote my number on it.
318
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,018
Regular tetherball is for wimps.
319
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,820
Here at Camp Kikiwaka, we're
about extreme sports!
320
00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:22,723
Hey, Xander, ready for a
game of tether-brick?
321
00:15:22,725 --> 00:15:23,791
Not really.
322
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,295
Ow! Game over. Game over.
323
00:15:27,297 --> 00:15:28,996
(Violin playing)
324
00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:31,232
Quit it.
325
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,401
It sounds like a dying cat!
326
00:15:33,403 --> 00:15:38,439
Speaking of dying, that's what your
routine's going to do on the webcast!
327
00:15:38,441 --> 00:15:42,209
Hey, why did one girl hit
the other girl with a violin?
328
00:15:42,211 --> 00:15:43,644
To shut her up.
329
00:15:43,646 --> 00:15:45,313
(Sighs) That's not a joke.
330
00:15:45,315 --> 00:15:47,281
No. That's what's going to happen!
331
00:15:47,283 --> 00:15:48,449
Bring it, Seinfeld!
332
00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:53,421
(Both laughing)
333
00:15:53,423 --> 00:15:54,989
This is crazy.
334
00:15:54,991 --> 00:15:56,757
Yeah, why are we even fighting?
335
00:15:56,759 --> 00:15:57,825
I don't know.
336
00:15:57,827 --> 00:15:59,794
After all, we both want the same thing!
337
00:15:59,796 --> 00:16:00,995
Yeah.
338
00:16:00,997 --> 00:16:02,797
To save this camp.
339
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:05,800
I really don't want to leave Camp Kikiwaka.
340
00:16:05,802 --> 00:16:08,169
I mean, this is where I
learned how to have fun.
341
00:16:08,171 --> 00:16:09,303
Thanks to you.
342
00:16:09,305 --> 00:16:11,839
Remember when I introduced you to candy?
343
00:16:11,841 --> 00:16:14,041
You ate my entire
shipment of Choco-Chunks.
344
00:16:16,011 --> 00:16:17,745
Yeah, my teeth are still buzzing.
345
00:16:17,747 --> 00:16:19,347
Well, the ones that didn't fall out.
346
00:16:19,349 --> 00:16:20,414
(Giggles)
347
00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:24,218
On the bright side, you got 200
bucks from the tooth fairy.
348
00:16:25,988 --> 00:16:30,191
You know, Zuri, I actually kind
of liked your pterodactyl joke.
349
00:16:30,193 --> 00:16:31,525
Silent "p." (Chuckles)
350
00:16:31,527 --> 00:16:32,994
I love spelling-based humor.
351
00:16:34,329 --> 00:16:39,300
Thanks. And your fiddle-playing probably
would be a big draw for the nerds.
352
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:42,703
Some of you guys are okay.
353
00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:46,340
Hey, you know what would be a
really great idea for the webcast?
354
00:16:46,342 --> 00:16:49,377
If we worked together, and
did a music comedy combo!
355
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:50,311
Awesome!
356
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,246
We could call ourselves
357
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,882
the Classical Quipsters.
358
00:16:56,184 --> 00:16:57,451
I'll work on that.
359
00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:04,825
Okay, I've sold everything out here
but the grass, which nobody wanted.
360
00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:06,360
Stupid kid stains.
361
00:17:08,397 --> 00:17:11,132
Uh, so, now that the auction is over,
362
00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:14,668
let's show all the other fun
stuff we do here at Camp Kikiwaka.
363
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:16,237
Like...
364
00:17:16,239 --> 00:17:18,239
Toilet-carrying races?
365
00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:21,409
Okay, I think that is
enough commode coverage.
366
00:17:21,411 --> 00:17:25,246
(Tablet beeping) Ooh, we have another
comment from CrayCrayInCapeCod.
367
00:17:25,248 --> 00:17:26,914
What is it?
368
00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:29,984
She requests that Xander
show off his washboard abs.
369
00:17:29,986 --> 00:17:31,085
(Gasps)
370
00:17:31,087 --> 00:17:32,286
Okay, okay...
371
00:17:33,321 --> 00:17:35,256
Absolutely not!
372
00:17:35,258 --> 00:17:37,618
If you show CrayCray your abs,
I'm giving Puglife my number!
373
00:17:38,427 --> 00:17:41,162
Listen, you two, we need to talk.
374
00:17:41,164 --> 00:17:44,098
You and Xander have got me like
a mule chewing on bumblebees!
375
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,232
What? Huh?
376
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:47,601
Mad. I am mad at you.
377
00:17:47,603 --> 00:17:48,736
Why are you mad at us?
378
00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:53,274
Ravi: Uh, guys, could this little
chat wait until after the webcast?
379
00:17:53,276 --> 00:17:54,775
Remember your fans!
380
00:17:54,777 --> 00:17:57,178
(Sighs) If Lou's upset,
that's more important.
381
00:17:57,180 --> 00:18:00,448
So forget the webcast, and forget my fans!
382
00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:02,016
Love you guys! (Chuckles nervously)
383
00:18:02,018 --> 00:18:06,120
No! I have worked too hard and
read too many typo-ridden comments
384
00:18:06,122 --> 00:18:07,421
to stop now.
385
00:18:07,423 --> 00:18:11,025
If you want to turn off this camera,
you will have to take it from me.
386
00:18:11,027 --> 00:18:14,862
Warning, I did two push-ups
yesterday, so I am still jacked up!
387
00:18:16,131 --> 00:18:17,198
I'll take my chances.
388
00:18:20,435 --> 00:18:22,069
That is it.
389
00:18:22,071 --> 00:18:25,639
I give up on the webcast
and saving the camp.
390
00:18:25,641 --> 00:18:28,943
If anyone needs me, I will be
packing up Mrs. Kipling's nighties.
391
00:18:31,313 --> 00:18:34,248
Lou, what is going on? What did we do?
392
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:38,385
You two are so wrapped up in each
other, it's like no one else exists.
393
00:18:38,387 --> 00:18:42,256
You guys didn't even consider
my great ideas for the webcast.
394
00:18:42,258 --> 00:18:44,291
You wanted to sacrifice a rat!
395
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:49,330
Okay, they can't all be home runs.
396
00:18:49,332 --> 00:18:52,833
My point is, since you
two started dating...
397
00:18:52,835 --> 00:18:54,702
(Sighs) I feel kind of left out.
398
00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:58,939
Lou, I am so sorry that we made
you feel like a third wheel.
399
00:18:58,941 --> 00:19:01,475
Yeah. Why didn't you say something before?
400
00:19:01,477 --> 00:19:03,978
Because you guys are so happy together.
401
00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:06,280
I don't want to get in the way of that.
402
00:19:06,282 --> 00:19:08,749
Lou, you could never get in the way.
403
00:19:08,751 --> 00:19:11,652
Yeah. You've been my best
friend since we were ten,
404
00:19:11,654 --> 00:19:13,354
when we met on the bus ride up here.
405
00:19:13,356 --> 00:19:14,588
I remember.
406
00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:15,756
You threw up the whole way.
407
00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:17,559
And you were the only
one who didn't tease me.
408
00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:20,494
Plus, you held the barf bag.
409
00:19:20,496 --> 00:19:21,862
That was my backpack.
410
00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:25,614
You are such a good friend.
411
00:19:26,468 --> 00:19:27,601
I'm so sorry, Lou.
412
00:19:28,803 --> 00:19:30,104
(Sniffling) Me too.
413
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:33,307
I love you guys.
414
00:19:33,309 --> 00:19:34,441
And we love you.
415
00:19:35,477 --> 00:19:38,879
In fact, that's been the
best thing about this camp.
416
00:19:38,881 --> 00:19:40,181
Becoming friends with you guys.
417
00:19:41,016 --> 00:19:42,550
Ditto.
418
00:19:42,552 --> 00:19:44,818
How about the three of us go
for a swim in the lake together?
419
00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:45,953
Great idea!
420
00:19:45,955 --> 00:19:47,655
Last one in is a rotten egg!
421
00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:50,357
Which is ironic, 'cause that's
what the lake smells like.
422
00:19:52,894 --> 00:19:55,062
Okay, we're ready to help save the camp!
423
00:19:56,631 --> 00:19:58,799
Where did everybody go?
424
00:19:58,801 --> 00:20:01,135
I can't believe we missed the webcast!
425
00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:02,803
Well, it's their loss.
426
00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:05,639
Now they'll never hear
the musical comedy stylings
427
00:20:05,641 --> 00:20:07,641
of the Classical Quipsters.
428
00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:10,251
Sorry, I couldn't beat it.
429
00:20:13,582 --> 00:20:16,517
I can't believe this is gonna
be our last summer together.
430
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,085
It's so sad.
431
00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:19,920
Maybe, I'll write a song about it.
432
00:20:19,922 --> 00:20:21,388
What rhymes with "toilet auction"?
433
00:20:23,692 --> 00:20:27,294
You know, when I first got here,
all I wanted to do was leave.
434
00:20:28,263 --> 00:20:33,534
Now, all I want to do is
stay here, with all of you.
435
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:37,204
(Sighs) Miserable next summer
with my mom, here I come.
436
00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:40,608
Hey, maybe she won't be as
hard on you as you think.
437
00:20:41,509 --> 00:20:42,843
(All laughing)
438
00:20:43,712 --> 00:20:47,581
Oh, Zuri, even in the darkest times,
you still have a sense of humor.
439
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:52,253
(Panting) Hey, everyone! Great news!
440
00:20:52,255 --> 00:20:54,688
Our webcast was a hit!
441
00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:57,057
We got 300 new applications.
442
00:20:57,059 --> 00:20:58,425
So we're back in business!
443
00:20:58,427 --> 00:20:59,760
(All cheering and whooping)
444
00:21:01,296 --> 00:21:03,197
That's great, but how?
445
00:21:03,199 --> 00:21:04,932
The webcast was a disaster.
446
00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:07,968
True. However, it turns out
that the camera stayed on
447
00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:11,038
during Emma, Lou, and
Xander's warm reconciliation.
448
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:15,042
The fans loved it so much, now they
all want to come to Camp Kikiwaka!
449
00:21:15,044 --> 00:21:18,946
Apparently, people really love that
"friends forever" mumbo jumbo!
450
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:24,551
Looks like we're gonna be
besties at camp next summer, too.
451
00:21:24,553 --> 00:21:26,453
We're going to be besties forever.
452
00:21:28,056 --> 00:21:30,457
Or at least until the black
mold in our cabin kills us.
453
00:21:31,393 --> 00:21:34,295
Hey, that is great insulation.
454
00:21:34,297 --> 00:21:37,564
Anyway, thank you all so
much for saving our camp.
455
00:21:37,566 --> 00:21:41,135
Now I just have to buy back the canoes,
the flag pole, the pool table...
456
00:21:41,137 --> 00:21:42,503
And the toilets?
457
00:21:42,505 --> 00:21:44,972
Nah, just cut out the middle
man and go in the lake.
458
00:21:44,974 --> 00:21:46,640
That's where the toilets lead, anyway.
459
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:48,542
All: Ew!
460
00:21:51,446 --> 00:21:54,181
It feels really good to have
everything back to normal.
461
00:21:54,183 --> 00:21:57,484
It feels even better
having our toilet back.
462
00:21:57,486 --> 00:21:58,552
I'll say.
463
00:21:59,954 --> 00:22:02,122
Thank you all again so much.
464
00:22:02,124 --> 00:22:03,791
I haven't been this happy
465
00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:05,994
since your father finally
lifted that restraining order.
466
00:22:06,628 --> 00:22:08,629
Congratulations!
467
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:12,666
Now you won't have to stand 100 yards
away from the camp on Parents' Day!
468
00:22:13,868 --> 00:22:17,171
Anyway, after the success
of your live webcast,
469
00:22:17,173 --> 00:22:20,507
I now realize we need to
update our promotional video.
470
00:22:20,509 --> 00:22:21,875
(All agreeing and sighing)
471
00:22:24,713 --> 00:22:29,016
Uh, Gladys, how exactly
is this "updated"?
472
00:22:29,018 --> 00:22:31,852
Because in this one, we're going
to be doing the running man!
473
00:22:31,854 --> 00:22:33,687
Now dance, or I'll sell your clothes
474
00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:36,690
and you'll be stuck in these
outfits for the rest of the summer!
475
00:22:36,692 --> 00:22:38,525
Action!
476
00:22:38,527 --> 00:22:39,860
(1980s music playing)
477
00:22:46,701 --> 00:22:48,502
Please tell me you're
not really filming this.
478
00:22:48,703 --> 00:22:49,870
Of course not.
479
00:22:49,872 --> 00:22:52,172
I am watching cat videos. (Cat meowing)
480
00:22:52,174 --> 00:22:55,743
Mr. Meowington thinks he
can fit in that tiny box!
481
00:22:56,745 --> 00:22:57,978
Adorable. (Chuckles)
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