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Get ready to hear the scariest
story you've ever heard.
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Is it the one about Gladys
skinny dipping in the lake?
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If you listen closely, you can
still hear the fish screaming.
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No! It's the tale of my ancestor, Olga.
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The daughter of Kikiwaka
founder, Jedediah Swearengen.
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Olga was the camp fox. Much like me.
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This story just went
from scary to delusional.
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But Olga loved another counselor, Roland,
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and they used to meet in
secret at the tool shed.
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Nothing says romance like rat poison.
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Roland would bring Olga candy, and they
would signal each other with a whistle.
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(Gasps) That's a good idea. Our duck
calls draw way too much attention.
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Specifically, from ducks.
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But a camper told Jedediah
about their meetings,
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so Jedediah sent Roland away.
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Soon after, Olga ran
away to elope with Roland.
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But a freak storm hit,
trapping her in the woods!
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And she died there. Cold,
bitter, and without a man.
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Like Gladys on Saturday nights.
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Legend has it, on stormy summer nights,
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Olga's ghost returns,
whistling in the wind.
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She haunts Camp Kikiwaka, seeking revenge
on campers for telling her father
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By snatching them in the night... (Gasps)
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Feeding off their fear and their legs!
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Oh, no! Next to my hair,
my legs are my best feature.
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So heed this warning.
If you hear a whistle...
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Run.
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(Whistling) (Screaming)
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(Chuckles) Nailed it, Hazel! We really
scared the pants off those campers.
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Jorge, put your pants back on!
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Huh, he really does have nice legs.
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the
city behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out with someone new
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♪ Then falling out of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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(Growling)
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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(Camera clicks)
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Tiffany: Don't go!
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Tiffany, I know you're scared,
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but you can't come to the bathroom with me.
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It's okay, I'll close my eyes.
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Never mind, I'll hold it.
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And you should know ghosts don't exist.
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I thought you believed in that thing...
You have to take it in school,
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with those wrinkly white
coats and ugly goggles...
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Science? Oh, that's the one.
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I do. And Einstein proved that energy
can't be created or destroyed.
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So what does that energy
become when we die? Ghosts.
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Yeah, I see ghosts in
New York all the time.
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Blank stares on their
faces, moaning creepily...
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Zuri, those are models.
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Guys, there's no such thing as ghosts.
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I don't know.
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That story about Olga
really freaked me out.
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You thought that was scary? I once found
a loose thread on my favorite sweater.
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I kept pulling and pulling...
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And then, there was no sweater!
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She also gets freaked out when
ice disappears in her drink.
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Where does it go?
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(Snoring)
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Jorge, is this really necessary?
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Yes! I'm scared Olga's gonna get me!
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And I am scared of getting athletes' face.
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Well, no offense, but
your sheets smell weird.
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That is called detergent.
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Do not worry, Jorge, the
ghost of Olga is not coming.
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No need to be scared.
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Then why did you run away
screaming when we heard the whistle?
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Everyone else was doing it, and
I am a natural-born follower.
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But trust me, that was
just a silly ghost story.
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Oh. So, there wasn't really an Olga?
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Oh, no, there was.
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And did that storm really happen?
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Big time. It was a record-breaker.
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So, Olga did die alone in the woods?
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No, not alone.
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I'm sure there was a family
of bears feeding on her corpse.
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(Whimpers)
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I am not very good at this, am I?
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(Whistling)
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Jorge: Ahhh! Olga's whistling again!
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Ravi, hold me! Ravi: Fine,
but you must shower first.
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(All chuckling)
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That was some mighty fine
lip tootin', Hazel. Thanks.
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You know, Xander, my lips
are good for kissing, too.
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You're supposed to be
scaring the campers, not me.
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(Groans) Rise and shine!
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Chuck-a-doodle-doo!
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Ugh, I have a giant knot in my back.
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That's my elbow.
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Why didn't one of you sleep with Lou?
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Because she's a kicker.
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Well, if you don't get out,
then I'm gonna be a puncher.
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Hey...
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Where did all this dirt come from?
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Maybe something got in here last night.
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You mean like a raccoon?
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Tiffany: But, those are
high-heel shoe prints.
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Maybe the raccoon was going out on a date!
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And look at these letters
scratched on the door!
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So the raccoon can spell?
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Forget the raccoon!
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O-L-G-A?
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(Screams) Olga!
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(Door opens) (Gasps)
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Guys, we were haunted last night!
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Us, too!
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Man, that ghost really gets around.
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I'm so scared!
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(Chuckles) Look, a bra.
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Olga obviously had a restless night.
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She's not the only one.
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Hey, Lou, isn't there
supposed to be a storm tonight?
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(Gasps) Jeepers creepers,
Xander, you're right.
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Olga's coming back for revenge!
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She's gonna rip our legs off, dip
them in honey mustard, and eat them!
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Jorge, that is ridiculous.
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Yeah, everyone knows ghosts prefer ranch!
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Oh, uh, guys, we need to talk to you.
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Were you guys haunted
by Olga last night, too?
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Yup. We were way mega haunted!
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Dial it down.
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All right, guys, admit it.
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You're behind the ghost
pranks, and it's gone too far.
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You're making the campers miserable.
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And me! You try sleeping while Jorge
turns your bed into a fart fort.
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Okay, okay, but the Olga story
is a really fun tradition.
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Our first year, the counselors
scared us so bad, I peed my pants.
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I remember. You were sitting on my bed.
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I wasn't that scared.
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You were crying for a week!
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Pfft! I was upset about
my guitar string breaking.
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You told me it was because
you lost your favorite sock.
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There was a lot going on!
It was an emotional time!
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Guys, forget Xander's guitar-sock
trauma. You need to stop this.
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Why should we stop just because
some whiny CITs tell us to?
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Okay, do what you want.
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But Xander, I'll have to
comfort Zuri and Tiffany,
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so I won't be able to go
with you to The Spot tonight.
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Prank's over!
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Well, I guess we'll set up for breakfast,
then not prank the kids. Good times.
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Okay, that's weird. Look
at all those candy wrappers.
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I suppose you want us to believe that
Olga left those, because she loves candy.
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And no doubt "Olga" was the one
who wrote "Angry" on the canoe?
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Everybody's angry in the mess hall.
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The apple juice is just rusty water.
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Guys, I didn't do any of this.
Did one of you two go rogue?
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No way. I would never betray you!
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Is that written in blood?
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Okay, I'm all for recreational
bloodshed, but this is messed up.
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Yeah, this is officially the
creepiest thing I've ever seen in here.
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And I once found a book entitled,
How to Cook a Sick Racehorse.
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Hmm, that explains the
Triple-Crown chowder.
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Well, if you guys didn't
do this, then who did?
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Maybe it really is Olga!
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Lou, there's no such thing as ghosts.
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I'm sure there's a simple
explanation for all this.
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Yeah, the simple explanation
is, "Ghost mad, want to kill!"
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I just finished torturing...
I mean, questioning
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all the other campers,
counselors, and CITs.
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Everyone says they didn't do it.
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I'm telling you, it's
Olga! She loved candy,
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and she wrote "angry" on the canoe,
because her dad ruined her life.
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Can't she just get a tattoo, like
any other rebellious daughter?
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I still think we're just being pranked.
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If we had surveillance cameras,
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we could set them up tonight,
after everyone else is asleep.
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Then, if the guilty party returns,
we could catch them red-handed.
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Hopefully not red-handed from our blood!
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Where are we going to get a bunch
of cameras in the middle of nowhere?
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Actually, Gladys has a whole bunch
of cameras set up around the woods.
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She calls them "Lumberjack Cams."
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Let's hope she doesn't have
the cameras at The Spot.
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Okay, I will go get the
cameras and set them up.
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If anything strange happens
tonight, we shall see it.
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The only thing we're gonna see is a
ghost coming down from a sugar high.
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Lou, how can you believe
some ghostly relative of mine
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is lurking around camp, terrorizing kids?
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Uh, have you met your family?
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Uh-oh. Did you see something suspicious?
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Nope, just a moose pooping in a kayak.
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We all owe Jorge an apology.
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Okay, we've been here for hours, and all
we've seen is an incontinent moose.
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Yeah, we need to speed this up.
Good thing I'm a ghost whisperer.
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This better not be like the time
you said you were a bear whisperer.
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We were lucky to make it
out of that cave alive.
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If you can talk to ghosts, why
did you not mention it before?
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I didn't want you to think I was weird.
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That ship has sailed.
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Anyway, back on the farm, I contacted
the spirit of my first pet pig, Snorty.
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And what did your dead pig tell you?
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That's a sentence I never thought I'd say.
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Turns out he was pretty peeved
about ending up as a BLT!
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The point is, if I can contact
Snorty, then maybe he can contact Olga.
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But what if Olga doesn't speak oink?
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And that's something I
never thought I'd say.
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Okay, this won't work unless we're
all completely still and quiet.
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Soo-ee!
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Okay, you probably woke the
dead, and most of New England.
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Snorty, I know you're probably
steamed about gettin' smoked.
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But here get, piggy,
piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!
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Soooo-eeee!
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The only thing she is going to
conjure up is an angry piece of bacon.
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(Snores)
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Ow! I fell on something pointy.
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That's what's left of my ribcage.
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Lou, are you okay?
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I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
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I was having a nightmare about Snorty.
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He was eating me with lettuce and tomato.
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We were supposed to be on ghost watch.
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I cannot believe we all fell asleep!
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I can. These tables are
softer than our bunks.
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Guys, let's look at the footage
and see if we got anything.
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Wait! Did you see that?
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It's Olga! I told you, guys!
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No, it's not her. If it
were, she'd be whistling.
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(Whistling)
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Maybe it is Olga.
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I can't tell. Ravi is shaking the
screen too much because he's scared.
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While I am scared, my arms are shaking
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because this tablet is exceedingly heavy.
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Dude, you really should keep
these things to yourself.
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00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,225
(Door opens)
239
00:13:11,227 --> 00:13:17,231
Guys, when we woke up, you weren't
there, and now our blankets are missing!
240
00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:18,833
We think Olga took them.
241
00:13:18,835 --> 00:13:21,169
Along with my fartin' quilt.
242
00:13:22,905 --> 00:13:25,072
Well, if she wasn't angry
before, she will be now.
243
00:13:27,009 --> 00:13:30,812
Maybe Olga did take them. She
was cold right before she died.
244
00:13:30,814 --> 00:13:35,349
Kids, we have some bad news.
The ghost of Olga is real!
245
00:13:35,351 --> 00:13:38,986
No duh. Welcome to yesterday!
246
00:13:38,988 --> 00:13:42,356
No, he means, before, we were just
pranking you guys with a ghost story,
247
00:13:42,358 --> 00:13:44,592
but now it has literally
come back to haunt us.
248
00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:46,661
(Thunder rumbles)
249
00:13:46,663 --> 00:13:48,763
(Screaming)
250
00:13:50,098 --> 00:13:52,433
Olga's here! She's going
to start eating campers!
251
00:13:52,435 --> 00:13:55,169
This is horrible! Wait,
just campers, right?
252
00:14:02,144 --> 00:14:05,346
Guys, I called town for help, but
they told me the roads are washed out.
253
00:14:05,348 --> 00:14:07,281
And then the phone went dead!
254
00:14:07,283 --> 00:14:11,052
It's Olga! She's cut us off from the
world, so she can take us out of the world!
255
00:14:11,054 --> 00:14:12,587
Snorty, I'm a-comin'!
256
00:14:14,056 --> 00:14:16,123
Don't worry, Xander, I'll keep you safe.
257
00:14:18,026 --> 00:14:20,228
This actually makes me feel less safe.
258
00:14:21,396 --> 00:14:24,031
Perhaps Olga is benevolent.
259
00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:28,035
I don't care what religion she is.
260
00:14:28,037 --> 00:14:30,404
She's gonna kill us. (Thunder rumbles)
261
00:14:30,406 --> 00:14:33,507
I meant, she may just
be looking for our help.
262
00:14:33,509 --> 00:14:37,478
According to ghostologists, a
spirit only roams this mortal plane
263
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,714
if it has unfinished business.
264
00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:43,317
Olga's unfinished business is that she
never got the chance to marry Roland!
265
00:14:43,319 --> 00:14:45,253
But how can we help a ghost get married?
266
00:14:45,255 --> 00:14:48,089
And where will they honeymoon?
Death valley? (Laughs)
267
00:14:50,158 --> 00:14:53,594
Obviously, we should throw a wedding,
and have someone stand in for Olga.
268
00:14:53,596 --> 00:14:56,764
Someone like her descendant... Hazel.
269
00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:02,570
Oh, no! No, no, no!
270
00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:04,906
I'm not gonna be in
some freaky ghost wedding
271
00:15:04,908 --> 00:15:07,742
just to appease a cranky dead chick.
272
00:15:07,744 --> 00:15:10,011
Xander could stand in for Roland.
273
00:15:10,013 --> 00:15:12,780
♪ Here comes the bride! ♪
274
00:15:12,782 --> 00:15:14,702
This is gonna be a whole
new level of bridezilla.
275
00:15:18,954 --> 00:15:23,758
I really wish we'd had time for
your bachelor party. I had big plans.
276
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:24,859
Like what?
277
00:15:24,861 --> 00:15:31,232
We were gonna be human chips,
diving into a tub of queso dip!
278
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,534
So, we finally know what it
takes to get you into a tub.
279
00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:37,204
Enough about the queso.
Let's put a ring on it.
280
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,441
Let us begin.
281
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,111
(Playing bridal march)
282
00:15:48,216 --> 00:15:50,217
Oh... Okay...
283
00:15:50,219 --> 00:15:53,587
I know you love making a mess,
but this is hardly the time.
284
00:15:53,589 --> 00:15:57,725
I'm the flower girl. And this
cauliflower is the best I could do!
285
00:16:01,263 --> 00:16:03,297
Don't be scared, Lou. We're gonna be okay.
286
00:16:03,299 --> 00:16:05,232
No, I always cry at weddings!
287
00:16:05,234 --> 00:16:08,035
(Sobs) Even if the bride is
a vicious, vengeful she-devil.
288
00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:12,907
Lou, do not speak of Olga that way!
289
00:16:12,909 --> 00:16:14,208
I was talking about Hazel.
290
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:19,013
Emma: I am not going out there
in Gladys' old prom dress!
291
00:16:19,015 --> 00:16:21,415
It's ugly, and it reeks
of tears and rejection!
292
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,317
Hazel: It's for the good of the camp!
293
00:16:23,319 --> 00:16:25,586
Plus, it makes me look prettier!
294
00:16:25,588 --> 00:16:26,654
Oh!
295
00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:31,025
Here come the waterworks!
296
00:16:31,027 --> 00:16:32,593
Trust me, I wanna cry, too.
297
00:16:34,496 --> 00:16:36,664
(Violin playing wedding march)
298
00:16:40,202 --> 00:16:42,003
Nice dress. Thanks.
299
00:16:42,005 --> 00:16:45,172
Gladys keeps it in case her pen
pal ever breaks out of prison.
300
00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:51,245
(Gasps)
301
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:59,620
Friends, family, undead...
302
00:16:59,622 --> 00:17:04,925
We are gathered here to unite Olga
Swearengen with her lost love, Roland...
303
00:17:05,794 --> 00:17:07,561
Last name unknown.
304
00:17:09,364 --> 00:17:13,401
Please post all wedding pictures
with the tag "Rolgaforever."
305
00:17:14,836 --> 00:17:17,338
They were torn apart 100 years ago,
306
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:21,742
and Olga is apparently
still quite peeved about it.
307
00:17:21,744 --> 00:17:24,779
Now, the dictionary defines marriage
as an equal... (Thunder cracks)
308
00:17:27,849 --> 00:17:30,751
Wow, Ravi, even ghosts
think you talk too much.
309
00:17:32,421 --> 00:17:34,688
Message received, Olga.
310
00:17:34,690 --> 00:17:37,258
Now, we will quickly hear the vows.
311
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,394
Olga, I'm being you!
312
00:17:40,396 --> 00:17:44,231
And like you, I found a
man at camp who loves me.
313
00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:45,332
No, you didn't.
314
00:17:45,334 --> 00:17:47,401
And we are soulmates...
315
00:17:47,403 --> 00:17:48,903
No, we're not.
316
00:17:48,905 --> 00:17:51,338
Destined to walk beside
each other for eternity!
317
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:52,973
You'll be walking alone.
318
00:17:55,077 --> 00:17:56,410
Okay...
319
00:17:57,279 --> 00:17:59,180
Now for Roland's vows.
320
00:18:00,782 --> 00:18:02,650
That... That's you. Oh!
321
00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:05,519
Right... I'll pass.
322
00:18:07,355 --> 00:18:09,957
Moving right along.
323
00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:13,527
Does anyone object to the
union of these two people?
324
00:18:13,529 --> 00:18:15,096
I do. Ditto.
325
00:18:15,098 --> 00:18:16,864
Then if no one objects,
326
00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:21,135
by the power not-vested in me,
327
00:18:21,137 --> 00:18:25,072
I pronounce you, Olga and
Roland, husband and wife.
328
00:18:25,074 --> 00:18:26,474
You may kiss the bride.
329
00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:29,743
Olga, please don't make me do this!
330
00:18:29,745 --> 00:18:31,745
Show us a sign that
you're ready to move on!
331
00:18:31,747 --> 00:18:33,414
(Thunder cracks)
332
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,949
(Screaming)
333
00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:37,651
(Kissing)
334
00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:40,788
(Gagging)
335
00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:44,391
(LAUGHS) Kissing you sure
beats kissing my Xander doll.
336
00:18:44,393 --> 00:18:46,393
Does anybody have any soap I can eat?
337
00:18:46,395 --> 00:18:48,462
(Whistling)
338
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:56,837
Oh, no! Olga's still here! The
wedding ceremony didn't work!
339
00:18:56,839 --> 00:18:59,507
Probably because Xander didn't
kiss back. Let's try again!
340
00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:00,741
Again, I have to object!
341
00:19:00,743 --> 00:19:01,809
So do I.
342
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:05,713
Wait a minute, where's Jorge?
343
00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:09,583
Olga has taken him!
344
00:19:09,585 --> 00:19:12,753
She probably wanted someone
who smelled worse than her!
345
00:19:14,122 --> 00:19:16,390
We have to save Jorge
from that angry ghost!
346
00:19:17,926 --> 00:19:19,226
Do we?
347
00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:24,732
This seems more like a counselor problem.
348
00:19:26,434 --> 00:19:28,769
Yeah, I kissed Hazel! I've
already tasted death tonight!
349
00:19:30,272 --> 00:19:32,139
Emma's right! If we don't save Jorge,
350
00:19:32,141 --> 00:19:34,608
then he'll be haunting us with
ghost farts for all eternity.
351
00:19:39,347 --> 00:19:41,482
How do we know these
are Jorge's footprints?
352
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:44,051
They're short, wide, and the
shoes are on the wrong feet.
353
00:19:44,786 --> 00:19:46,153
(Whistling)
354
00:19:46,155 --> 00:19:47,354
(Both gasp)
355
00:19:47,356 --> 00:19:49,490
Emma: I think I see Jorge.
356
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:54,261
But I can't see the ghost. Right.
That is kind of their thing.
357
00:19:57,465 --> 00:20:00,634
Look, Olga's leading
him into the tool shed!
358
00:20:00,636 --> 00:20:03,571
So she can get a shovel
and dig his grave! (Sobs)
359
00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:05,806
Or maybe she's just totes into gardening?
360
00:20:09,144 --> 00:20:10,211
(Gasps)
361
00:20:12,681 --> 00:20:15,249
(Snoring) (Whistling)
362
00:20:15,251 --> 00:20:17,818
Wait, so Jorge was just sleepwalking?
363
00:20:18,887 --> 00:20:21,021
This explains where all our blankets went.
364
00:20:21,023 --> 00:20:23,724
And why there were candy
wrappers in the mess hall.
365
00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:26,493
And this jam must be
the blood on the canoe.
366
00:20:28,597 --> 00:20:30,598
This blood needs a little peanut butter.
367
00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:34,602
So the ghost was Jorge?
368
00:20:34,604 --> 00:20:37,738
It must have been him in the camera
footage, wrapped in a blanket.
369
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:40,908
And the whistle must have been
from Jorge's deviated septum.
370
00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:43,510
Sometimes he makes that noise in his sleep.
371
00:20:43,512 --> 00:20:45,679
And you didn't think
to tell us this before?
372
00:20:45,681 --> 00:20:47,648
I am no gossip, madam!
373
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:50,584
(Yawns)
374
00:20:51,086 --> 00:20:52,152
Hi!
375
00:20:55,023 --> 00:20:57,591
What am I doing in the tool shed?
376
00:20:57,593 --> 00:20:59,560
(GASPS) Did the ghost bring me here?
377
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:02,429
Did she turn my legs into taquitos?
378
00:21:02,431 --> 00:21:04,732
No, Jorge, you are fine.
379
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:08,102
And you are also the ghost.
380
00:21:08,104 --> 00:21:10,437
Everything that happened
was just you sleepwalking.
381
00:21:10,439 --> 00:21:13,774
Oh, that makes sense.
382
00:21:13,776 --> 00:21:18,646
That Olga ghost story really scared
me, and I sleepwalk when I'm scared.
383
00:21:18,648 --> 00:21:21,749
But why were you also sleep-stealing
our blankets and candy?
384
00:21:21,751 --> 00:21:24,285
Obviously, after hearing the ghost story,
385
00:21:24,287 --> 00:21:26,920
he was stealing things
that Olga would have wanted.
386
00:21:26,922 --> 00:21:29,256
She was cold and loved candy.
387
00:21:29,258 --> 00:21:32,993
I feel I should point out, Jorge
also steals candy when he's awake.
388
00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:37,631
I can't believe I wore this
hideous dress for nothing.
389
00:21:37,633 --> 00:21:41,168
Hmph, not for nothing. You
look ridiculous! (Laughs)
390
00:21:42,003 --> 00:21:43,837
Actually, she looks gorgeous.
391
00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:44,905
I know. (Stomps foot)
392
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:51,512
By the way, Emma, if I die first, I'm
gonna haunt the heck out of you!
393
00:21:51,514 --> 00:21:55,349
Just think, in 100 years, some poor
campers will be throwing Hazel a wedding.
394
00:21:59,954 --> 00:22:02,756
There's just one thing I still don't get.
395
00:22:02,758 --> 00:22:07,594
Jorge, why did you write the word "angry"
in jam on the canoe in the mess hall?
396
00:22:07,596 --> 00:22:12,099
I didn't. I must've written "hungry."
But my "H's" kind of look like "A's."
397
00:22:12,101 --> 00:22:14,101
But you still forgot the
letter "u" in "hungry."
398
00:22:14,103 --> 00:22:16,270
I'm also a really bad speller.
399
00:22:16,272 --> 00:22:20,708
Plus, I was asleep, and
writing in jam. Get off my back!
400
00:22:22,177 --> 00:22:23,610
(Footsteps) (All scream)
401
00:22:25,613 --> 00:22:27,281
Who is that?
402
00:22:27,283 --> 00:22:28,449
It's a ghost!
403
00:22:28,451 --> 00:22:30,784
Not yet, no thanks to you guys.
404
00:22:32,487 --> 00:22:34,054
It's me, Timmy!
405
00:22:34,056 --> 00:22:35,689
I got the check from my parents!
406
00:22:35,691 --> 00:22:37,324
I can finally come to camp!
407
00:22:37,326 --> 00:22:39,360
Great.
408
00:22:39,362 --> 00:22:44,264
Aww, this check is made out to "Camp
Kikiwoka", so back to the front gate.
409
00:22:49,037 --> 00:22:50,270
Wait! Timmy...
410
00:22:51,573 --> 00:22:53,407
That blanket is camp property.
411
00:22:56,044 --> 00:22:58,045
Now that is just cold.
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