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Any bites?
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Only from mosquitos.
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Hello, ladies.
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Ravi, why are you wearing a
life jacket under your shirt?
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I wish to know the joy of appearing buff.
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Oh, look! It's a bottle with a note in it!
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I hope it's a treasure map!
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I hope it's a signed poster of Chris Pratt.
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I hope it is recyclable.
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What? 10 cents is 10 cents.
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"Being held against my
will! Please send help!"
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We've got to do something!
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Zuri, we just found a note from
somebody who's being held prisoner!
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Yeah, that was me.
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I threw it in the lake
the first day of camp
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after I found a beaver
tooth in my meatloaf.
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the
city behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out with someone new
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♪ Then falling out of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke but we don't care
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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Look, I know we were
supposed to go out tonight,
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but taking the kids camping
is kind of like a date.
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Yeah. Except instead of perfume,
I'll be wearing "skeeter killer."
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Well, it may repel mosquitos,
but it won't repel me.
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(Coughing)
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Actually, it will.
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Maybe we can go on a date tomorrow night?
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I can't. I gotta teach a guitar class.
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How about Friday?
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I'd love to, but I'm busy.
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I have an archery safety seminar.
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It's called "Arrows, the pointy
end "goes away from you."
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Man, ever since we started dating
again, we haven't had much alone time.
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Hello, fellow adventurers!
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And the streak continues.
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You guys excited for your
first overnight campout?
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Heck yeah, I can't wait to go exploring!
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It's weird, he has a costume
for every possible occasion,
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yet only one pair of underwear.
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I'm hoping to document a rare and
deadly beetle for my nature journal.
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If I can catch it, maybe I can
use its poison to cure a disease.
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Or start a global pandemic
that wipes out most of society.
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Either way, I'll be famous.
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Look, I don't wanna spend all night
camping in the scary forest.
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If the deadly beetles or
wild animals don't kill us,
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Jorge's hot dog farts will.
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It is a shame we cannot go on that
overnight campout with our cabins.
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I was really looking
forward to roughing it.
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Aren't you the same kid who has
four-ply toilet paper shipped in?
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Hey, even rugged outdoorsmen
can have sensitive heinies.
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Well, somebody's gotta
build this jungle gym.
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Gladys has a photographer
coming early tomorrow morning
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to take pictures for the new camp brochure.
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Oh, on a related note, the kids
in Bunny cabin saw these boxes,
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and I promised them they
could play on it tomorrow.
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(Shudders) Bunny cabin.
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They may be young, but
their bite is fierce.
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Tell me about it.
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I still have a baby
tooth lodged in my forearm
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from last week's teeter-totter tumult.
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Well, time's a-wastin',
so let's build this...
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Klatterstallning?
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Yes, apparently, Gladys saved money
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by ordering this from a Swedish
discount store called, Argh!
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That explains why the logo is an angry
blonde guy ripping his hair out.
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I assume the first step is to
consult the instruction manual.
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Nope. The first step is to start
whacking stuff with a hammer.
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Correction. The first step is to
rescue you from the instructions.
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Argh!
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Oh, that's where the name comes from.
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Hey, Jorge, you see those tracks?
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You can tell they're from a white-tailed
deer by the shape of the hoof.
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And I can tell what it had for
lunch, by what's on my hoof.
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Wanna see? ALL: No, thank you!
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Your loss.
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Well, this is their feeding grounds.
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Deer love to eat honeysuckle.
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And bears love to eat deer, so
let's not hang out at the buffet.
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Here. A pretty flower for a pretty girl.
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Thanks, Xander!
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What a perfect example of
nature's fragile beauty.
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Good thing you didn't
try to give me a puppy.
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Not to second guess you again,
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but according to the diagram,
that board is called Ulla.
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She needs to go with Oli,
who you have put with Gilda.
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No, I put two of the exact
same four by-fours together.
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I'm making a triangle,
not starting a bikini team.
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But you keep putting things
together all willy-nilly!
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Except for when you actually
refused to nail Willy to Nilly!
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Okay, this isn't working.
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So how about you and your instructions,
go build the slide structure.
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Me and my instincts will
handle the swing set,
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and we'll see who finishes first.
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Very well. May the best klatterstaller win!
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Ladies, come with me!
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Oh. (Chuckles)
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Not you, I was talking to the wood.
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That does not sound any better.
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Are we sure this is the
safest place to camp?
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Because I found a spot on
the map that might be better.
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Zuri, you circled a bed and breakfast.
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I just finished digging the bathroom hole.
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And using it.
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I couldn't find any toilet
paper, so I used my socks.
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Better than my socks.
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Hey, Jorge, why don't you study the
Morse code on the back of this walkie?
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And you lost me at study.
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Yeah, who studies on a camping trip?
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You sure do know how to party.
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Here, go nuts.
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Thanks.
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Okay, guys. Let's unpack, and then
we'll do a bunch of fun campout stuff.
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Fine. Okay.
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I'm gonna go hide my socks.
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You know, this might be a
great place for a date someday.
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It's actually really romantic.
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(Sniffing) You know,
minus the bathroom hole.
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Well, maybe once the kids are in bed,
we can have like a mini-date out here.
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Great idea. Too bad we have a
whole night of activities planned.
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Yeah, too bad.
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Okay, everyone, dinner time!
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Emma, you just let every hungry animal
out here know exactly where we are.
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You can take the big blonde
one, if you let me live!
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Why are we eating dinner so early?
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It's still light out.
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Um... Because studies show
the better you see your food,
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the better you digest it.
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That sounds true, right?
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Okay everyone, who wants a s'more dog?
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It's dinner and dessert all in one!
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I'm in! It's all going down
the same bathroom hole anyway.
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All done! Don't want to get too full.
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Time for the traditional campout song!
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Oh, that's always fun.
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♪ This is the Kikiwaka campout song
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♪ So clap your hands and sing along
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♪ You've all been
fed almost time for bed
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♪ If you thought there
was more you're wrong ♪
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Great song, Xander!
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And now, Emma will tell
you all a scary ghost story!
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It was a dark and stormy night...
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Blah, blah, blah, she's
been dead for 20 years,
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she had a hook for a hand,
and she's right behind you.
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(Screams) The end.
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Okay, everyone, time to hit the hay!
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Here's to another great overnight!
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Ah, let's do this every year!
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(Exclaims)
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(Sighs) Finally, some alone time.
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Hey! Nice try.
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Now we're gonna stick to you
like that tick to my butt.
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I knew we should've brought
those tranquilizer darts.
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(Grunting)
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Yes, I know Gladys will
be back from town soon,
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but I need to use her computer
to find a video to help me.
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I have been struggling to decipher
those cursed instructions for hours.
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(Grunts)
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No, we cannot check your
profile on Reptile Romance.
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Also, you post too many selfies.
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It is a major red flag.
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(Grunting)
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Now, if you see Gladys coming, just
shake what your momma gave you.
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(Jingling)
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Huh, Gladys' cabin is not as
creepy as I thought it would be.
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I stand corrected.
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A tuft of Mr. Daddy's chest
hair, a vial of his sweat,
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photos of Mrs. Mommy with her head missing.
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Recurring nightmare, here I come.
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(Water sloshing) What the...
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Oh, dear, I thought that noise I was
hearing at night was the waves on the lake!
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Well, well, well...
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Whatcha doing in la casa del crazy?
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Looking for an
instructional video, perhaps?
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Just admit my way is better.
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Never! What happened to
alerting me, you lazy lizard?
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(Dings)
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I bribed her with a dead rat.
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She told me everything.
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Well, she just hissed a
bunch, but I got the drift.
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You carry dead rats on you?
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Yep. Everyone always said it was weird.
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Well, not so weird now, is it?
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No, it is still very weird.
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Now, I bid you a good day!
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(Water sloshing)
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A little help, so that I may storm out?
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You got it. Cannonball! (Screams) No!
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I think we need some
more wood for the fire.
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If we need fuel, we can burn Jorge's socks.
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I already did.
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I saw a dead tree about
a hundred yards from here.
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It would make for perfect kindling.
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Oh, good idea. My mom always says,
"When you're out in the woods,
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"use the tools that nature provides."
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I wish it provided me with four
walls, free cable, and room service.
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Hey, Emma, you wanna come with me?
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Ew, doing manual labor in the dark...
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Is what I live for!
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Oh, if you see a beetle with red wings
and bright green eyes, bring it back.
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But don't touch it, or
turn your back on it,
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and do not look it directly in the eye.
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It can smell fear. Thanks!
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How about we just bring back another
pretty flower for you to smash?
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We'll be back soon. Use the
walkie-talkie if there's an emergency.
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Jorge: (On radio) Xander, I
forgot where the bathroom hole is.
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(Crashing)
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Found it.
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Hey, Ravi. I know you don't
want my help, but uh...
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What the heck is that?
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Perhaps this is designed for
kids who have really weird bodies.
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Well FYI, I finished my
part of the jungle gym,
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while you were building your
Scandinavian torture chamber.
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Ta-da!
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For someone who is "finished,"
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you sure do have a lot of remaining parts.
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Well, like they always say, the better
the builder, the less parts you need.
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Nobody says that.
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And if you did not need them,
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I doubt they would have been
included by the fine people at Argh.
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I think I know what I'm doing.
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I've been building since I was in diapers.
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Heck, I carved my own pacifiers.
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Pro tip. You need to sand those real good.
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Watch me take 'er for a test drive!
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Whee! (Giggling)
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(Screams)
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(Crashing)
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(Groans)
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What a beautiful night.
245
00:13:36,986 --> 00:13:38,753
I'm really glad we got to do this.
246
00:13:38,755 --> 00:13:40,321
Nothing could ruin this night.
247
00:13:40,323 --> 00:13:41,622
(Both scream)
248
00:13:41,624 --> 00:13:43,958
(Coughing)
249
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,494
Except falling into a dark, scary hole.
250
00:13:48,831 --> 00:13:50,998
You okay? (Coughing)
251
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,534
I think so, are you?
252
00:13:53,536 --> 00:13:56,270
Yeah, my knees broke my fall.
253
00:14:00,843 --> 00:14:02,844
Where are we?
254
00:14:02,846 --> 00:14:07,048
It looks like an abandoned mine shaft.
255
00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:10,518
What? And no one knows we're here.
256
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,953
We gotta find a way out.
257
00:14:11,955 --> 00:14:13,688
I got this. I'll just
climb up these boards.
258
00:14:15,991 --> 00:14:17,892
(Emma yells)
259
00:14:17,894 --> 00:14:20,995
Careful, Xander! This whole
place could collapse on top of us!
260
00:14:20,997 --> 00:14:22,630
BOTH: Help!
261
00:14:22,998 --> 00:14:24,632
Help!
262
00:14:26,535 --> 00:14:28,336
This is terrible.
263
00:14:28,338 --> 00:14:30,905
On the bright side, we
finally got our alone time.
264
00:14:30,907 --> 00:14:34,809
Yeah, and if we don't find a way out
it'll last for the next 100 years.
265
00:14:34,811 --> 00:14:38,913
No, it won't. We'll starve
to death in two weeks, tops.
266
00:14:42,251 --> 00:14:45,419
Meanwhile, the kids are back
at camp, all by themselves.
267
00:14:45,421 --> 00:14:47,555
Hey, we have the walkie-talkie!
268
00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:49,790
(GASPS) Radio the kids for help!
269
00:14:52,661 --> 00:14:56,831
Aw, man. The mic and speaker
must've broken when we fell.
270
00:14:56,833 --> 00:15:00,134
We're on our own. But how
are we gonna get out of here?
271
00:15:02,037 --> 00:15:04,338
I'll go down this tunnel
and see where it goes.
272
00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:05,406
Are you sure?
273
00:15:05,408 --> 00:15:07,108
Absolutely.
274
00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:10,578
Don't worry, I've been gifted
with a natural sense of direction.
275
00:15:18,186 --> 00:15:21,622
Hey! Emma!
276
00:15:21,624 --> 00:15:23,357
Emma, I think I found a way out!
277
00:15:24,593 --> 00:15:26,027
Ahem. Ah!
278
00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:29,931
Uh, natural sense of direction, huh?
279
00:15:31,266 --> 00:15:33,301
Maybe it's just an above-ground thing.
280
00:15:34,403 --> 00:15:37,071
(Radio static)
281
00:15:37,073 --> 00:15:39,273
Wait, hand me that! I think I have an idea!
282
00:15:39,275 --> 00:15:42,944
What are you gonna do with that
stupid walkie? It doesn't even talkie!
283
00:15:42,946 --> 00:15:46,480
Sorry, I rhyme when I think
I'm gonna die. I don't know why.
284
00:15:46,482 --> 00:15:47,715
Dang it!
285
00:15:51,086 --> 00:15:54,121
Emma and Xander have been
gone for more than an hour.
286
00:15:54,123 --> 00:15:55,823
I'm really getting worried.
287
00:15:55,825 --> 00:15:57,491
Did you try the walkie-talkie?
288
00:15:57,493 --> 00:15:59,160
No, I turned it off.
289
00:15:59,162 --> 00:16:01,829
It kept making a bunch
of weird beeping sounds.
290
00:16:02,664 --> 00:16:05,499
(Rhythmic beeping)
291
00:16:05,501 --> 00:16:07,468
Jorge, don't you know what this means?
292
00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:11,138
That their walkie-talkie
got eaten by a robot?
293
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:13,874
Oh, no, the machines have taken over!
294
00:16:16,078 --> 00:16:19,080
No! That's Morse code. Hang on.
295
00:16:19,082 --> 00:16:21,782
(Beeping)
296
00:16:21,784 --> 00:16:24,919
That's an S.O.S. They must be in trouble!
297
00:16:24,921 --> 00:16:28,356
We have to save them! Tiffany,
tell them we're on our way.
298
00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:33,494
I can't. They said their speaker is broken.
299
00:16:33,496 --> 00:16:36,197
Which means they can't receive anything.
300
00:16:36,199 --> 00:16:38,165
Come on, let's go!
301
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:40,034
Wait. Out in the woods?
302
00:16:40,036 --> 00:16:42,503
By ourselves? At night?
303
00:16:42,505 --> 00:16:46,507
Hey, I'm not a big fan of walking
through some bear's backyard either,
304
00:16:46,509 --> 00:16:48,776
but I've got to save my sister.
305
00:16:48,778 --> 00:16:50,044
And Xander.
306
00:16:50,046 --> 00:16:52,046
Yeah, if we have time.
307
00:16:53,615 --> 00:16:56,717
Now, Jorge, do you remember what
Xander taught you about tracking?
308
00:16:56,719 --> 00:17:00,121
Yup! It's only useless
stuff I can't remember.
309
00:17:00,123 --> 00:17:04,125
Like math, or washing my hands
after I fell in the bathroom hole.
310
00:17:04,127 --> 00:17:06,293
Ew! You were holding this!
311
00:17:08,563 --> 00:17:10,064
Found their tracks!
312
00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:12,700
You can tell by the shape of
the treads on their hiking boots.
313
00:17:12,702 --> 00:17:14,235
They went this way!
314
00:17:14,237 --> 00:17:17,271
I can't believe I'm saying
this, but follow Jorge.
315
00:17:19,341 --> 00:17:21,142
Tiffany, hand me my whip!
316
00:17:21,144 --> 00:17:26,213
No way! I'm not touching anything else
of yours until you wash your hands.
317
00:17:30,252 --> 00:17:31,719
I guess the Morse code didn't work.
318
00:17:31,721 --> 00:17:33,854
Well, it was a great idea, Emma.
319
00:17:33,856 --> 00:17:36,190
Too bad it may be your last one.
320
00:17:36,192 --> 00:17:38,559
I didn't even have a chance
to say goodbye to all my shoes.
321
00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:42,329
Xander? Emma?
322
00:17:42,331 --> 00:17:45,099
It's the kids! Hey, guys, we're down here!
323
00:17:45,101 --> 00:17:47,435
But watch out for that... (Zuri screams)
324
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:50,204
(Groans)
325
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:53,107
Let me guess, your next
word was going to be "hole."
326
00:17:56,211 --> 00:17:59,880
Okay, you were right. My
way didn't work out so good.
327
00:17:59,882 --> 00:18:02,249
Neither of our methods did.
328
00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:05,586
When that photographer arrives tomorrow,
all he will capture is our failure.
329
00:18:05,588 --> 00:18:07,154
And this Nordic death trap.
330
00:18:08,123 --> 00:18:10,458
Plus, Bunny cabin is gonna be mad.
331
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,494
I bet they're sharpening their incisors
right now, the dirty little rodents.
332
00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:16,797
I hope none of them have braces.
333
00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:20,234
I am not up-to-date
on my tetanus shots.
334
00:18:20,236 --> 00:18:24,805
Oh, those extra parts were supposed to
anchor the swing to the support beam.
335
00:18:26,475 --> 00:18:29,376
Wait, you can understand the instructions?
336
00:18:29,378 --> 00:18:32,213
Of course, what am I, an idiot?
337
00:18:32,215 --> 00:18:36,150
Let me rephrase that. Only an
idiot couldn't understand these.
338
00:18:36,152 --> 00:18:39,186
How is that better? It's
not, I just rephrased it.
339
00:18:41,389 --> 00:18:44,725
Anyway, these make sense to me.
340
00:18:44,727 --> 00:18:48,462
Lou, if you will be my
guide, I will be your hands.
341
00:18:48,464 --> 00:18:51,398
If we work together, maybe we
can still get this done on time.
342
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,034
I love it! Let's get to work.
343
00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:56,337
High five yourself!
344
00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:03,677
Oh, no! We might die down here!
345
00:19:03,679 --> 00:19:06,747
Don't worry, I'm going to save you!
346
00:19:06,749 --> 00:19:11,185
Okay, we're definitely
going to die down here!
347
00:19:11,187 --> 00:19:15,723
Relax, I got this. I'm just
going to use my trusty whip.
348
00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:23,764
(Crashing)
349
00:19:23,766 --> 00:19:26,000
What the heck are you doing up there?
350
00:19:26,002 --> 00:19:29,637
I'm trying to shove this
giant branch down the hole.
351
00:19:29,639 --> 00:19:33,974
Why, you can't wait for
us to starve to death?
352
00:19:33,976 --> 00:19:37,211
Uh, maybe he's just trying
to put us out of our misery.
353
00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:43,350
Or he's dropping it down, so we can
use it as a ladder to climb up.
354
00:19:43,352 --> 00:19:46,220
Bingo! Everyone take cover!
355
00:19:50,225 --> 00:19:52,860
(Coughing) Great job, Jorge!
356
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:57,164
I did like Emma said and used
the tools that nature provided.
357
00:19:57,166 --> 00:20:01,001
Come on, everybody! Tiffany, I'll
give you a boost. Grab Jorge's hand!
358
00:20:01,003 --> 00:20:03,304
Ew! I'd rather die down here.
359
00:20:09,377 --> 00:20:11,879
Finished! It is complete!
360
00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:16,083
Great job, Ravi! I'd applaud, if moving
my arms didn't make me scream in pain.
361
00:20:17,352 --> 00:20:19,019
I could not have done it without you.
362
00:20:19,021 --> 00:20:21,689
Ditto. Now the Bunnies
will have their very own
363
00:20:21,691 --> 00:20:25,559
klatterdudder... Kluberhoffen...
Kerfenschmergen...
364
00:20:25,561 --> 00:20:26,961
Jungle gym.
365
00:20:29,264 --> 00:20:31,365
Oh, there's the photographer.
366
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:32,833
Over here.
367
00:20:32,835 --> 00:20:35,436
Lou, let us pose for a picture
in front of our masterpiece.
368
00:20:37,606 --> 00:20:41,408
Ravi, when we work together,
we can accomplish anything.
369
00:20:51,453 --> 00:20:53,621
Anything except build a jungle gym.
370
00:20:56,057 --> 00:21:00,527
I do not get it. I tightened those
bolts with all of my strength.
371
00:21:00,529 --> 00:21:02,029
That might have been our problem.
372
00:21:04,399 --> 00:21:07,368
I am so proud of you guys for the
way you handled yourselves last night.
373
00:21:07,370 --> 00:21:09,270
And sorry for rushing
through all the fun stuff.
374
00:21:09,272 --> 00:21:12,473
We just haven't had a moment to ourselves
since we started dating again.
375
00:21:12,475 --> 00:21:14,308
I guess we ruined your first campout.
376
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:17,778
Are you crazy? We had a blast!
377
00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:21,448
Yeah! Jorge got the
adventure he was looking for.
378
00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:23,417
And managed not to get us killed.
379
00:21:23,419 --> 00:21:25,786
Didn't see that coming.
380
00:21:25,788 --> 00:21:29,089
And Zuri was amazing. If
she hadn't taken charge,
381
00:21:29,091 --> 00:21:32,893
the next ghost story we told
would have been about you guys.
382
00:21:32,895 --> 00:21:36,063
Sorry we didn't find your
weird, rare beetle, Tiffany.
383
00:21:36,065 --> 00:21:40,267
Wait, did you say it had
bright green eyes and red wings?
384
00:21:40,269 --> 00:21:43,404
Yeah. Why? 'Cause I think
it's on Jorge's shoulder.
385
00:21:43,406 --> 00:21:45,072
(Whimpers)
386
00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:48,742
Ah, I looked into its eyes!
387
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,315
Nope, that's just a stink bug.
388
00:21:56,451 --> 00:21:58,252
ZURI: We have a surprise for you.
389
00:21:58,254 --> 00:22:00,421
(Playing violin)
390
00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:05,359
Oh, my gosh, this is amazing!
391
00:22:05,361 --> 00:22:08,662
We know you two are having
trouble finding time for a date.
392
00:22:08,664 --> 00:22:12,433
So now you can have a nice,
private, romantic meal together.
393
00:22:12,435 --> 00:22:16,870
We promise to stay out of your hair,
but I can't speak for the bats.
394
00:22:18,373 --> 00:22:20,674
Aw, that's so sweet, you guys.
395
00:22:20,676 --> 00:22:22,710
Dinner is served.
396
00:22:25,013 --> 00:22:27,214
Hey, it's s'more dogs! Yay!
397
00:22:27,949 --> 00:22:28,916
Have fun!
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