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(Snoring)
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(Snickering)
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Oh. Shaving cream? Jorge!
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(Snoring)
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Hey, buddy!
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(Shrieks)
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(Laughs) Luke?
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What are you doing here?
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And will I have to lie to
the police about anything?
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No, I came to bring you a present.
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My summer school homework. (Chuckles)
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That was due last Friday, so
finish shaving, and get started.
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Shaving cream while you're sleeping?
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Classic!
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(Laughs) Yeah. I call
it the "sleeping Santa."
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(Laughs dryly) I call it, "not
funny the first ten times."
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You must be Luke.
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Is it true you put fake
puke in Ravi's lunch box,
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so he hurled on the lunch lady?
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Nah, that story isn't true.
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Oh.
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I didn't use fake puke. I used real puke.
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I'm a prank purist.
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(Chuckles)
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That was real?
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(Gags)
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Dude, can I be your intern?
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Sorry, I work alone.
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No evidence, no witnesses, no jail time.
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the
city behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out with someone new
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♪ Then falling out of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Well, since Ravi's doing my homework,
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and I have some time,
let's go hit the lake!
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It's not so much a lake, as
runoff from a fracking operation.
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Hey, Emma.
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Oh, that's my boyfriend.
Please don't embarrass me.
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Xander, this is my brother, Luke.
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Hey, man. Great to meet you. You, too.
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Did you know my sister snorts
when you tickle her on the elbow?
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(Scoffs) I do not snort.
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(Laughs and snorts)
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Do you guys hear snorting?
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Bartholomew?
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Did my little piggy come to visit?
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No, the only pig in here is Emma.
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Oh, that came out wrong.
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I don't know you. Identify yourself!
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This is Luke.
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He's our cool brother.
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What? Oh, tell me I'm wrong.
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So, you're Blondie
McPerfect-Pants' brother?
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(Scoffs) Emma's not perfect. See?
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(Laughs and snorts)
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Ha! That's hilarious!
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(All laughing)
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No, it's not!
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(Blows raspberry) Ha! Oh.
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Ugh.
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Spiderwebs taste terrible.
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That is because they are
comprised of proteinaceous silk
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extruded from the arachnid's spinneret.
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What Professor
Blabs-a-lot is saying
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is that the webs come out of their butts.
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(Chuckles)
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Hmm.
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I wonder if I could... No!
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(Chuckling)
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(Sighs)
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Luke, I am happy you are
visiting, but I am Jorge's CIT.
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So I would appreciate it if you
would show me a little respect.
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Okay. But no one's ever gotten
respect by asking for it.
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Or by tucking a T-shirt into shorts.
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Huh. Pretty cool. (Exclaims) Yes.
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Un-tucking my shirt does give
me a rather edgy bad-boy vibe.
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I was talking about The Spot.
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This is the place where Xander
takes your sister to...
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Chat.
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Hey, look who's here.
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The lame-os from
Camp Pee-Pee-Kaka.
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You should've seen him
before he un-tucked the shirt.
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Get lost.
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Um...
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Actually, I believe it
is our turn at The Spot.
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Says who?
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The sign-up sheet.
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See?
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Not only was that disrespectful,
but that was my zero-gravity pen.
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Ravi, let me handle this.
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You don't have a good history with bullies.
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What do you mean?
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Last year, I stood up to that
barbarian who stole my lunch money.
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She was nine.
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Don't worry, I'll take care of this guy.
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Just like I did when I got your
lunch money back from Becky.
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Okay, she was unusually
large for a nine-year-old.
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And I do not need you to fight
my battles for me anymore.
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Maybe you should let
Luke fight this battle.
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Because this one has facial hair.
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You see that 'stache comin' in, right?
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Well, I am not afraid of you,
or that dirt on your lip.
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Both: Ooh.
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What did you just say to me?
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We are done sharing The Spot.
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So if you want it, you
will have to fight for it.
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Works for me.
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I hope you guys have good dental coverage.
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And if you don't, my dad's a
dentist, and he needs the business.
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(Chuckling) Okay. Whoa.
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Hey, by fight, I did not mean
bare-knuckle brawling like savages!
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Uh, uh, I was thinking of a
single-elimination Sudoku tournament.
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He doesn't seem like a
big fan of brain teasers.
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(Chuckles) Why do you think I suggested it?
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You know what?
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I say we have a camp
versus camp archery battle!
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Done. And the victor gets The Spot
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forever!
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Do you think you are man enough?
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Oh, I'm more than man enough.
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And I have the Bar
Mitzvah video to prove it.
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It is on!
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Oh, and mazel tov.
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That was the weirdest
challenge I've ever seen.
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You challenged Eric and Camp Champion
To a battle for the spot? (Chuckles)
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Yes, I looked him right in the
chest and demanded some respect.
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Ravi, Camp Champion is a sports camp.
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Their motto is, "Win or sleep in the lake."
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Fracking runoff.
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We'll never beat them.
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I hate those Camp Champion jerks.
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Last year, they snuck into the
kitchen, and put mud in our meatloaf.
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How could you tell?
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It had more worms than usual.
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And it tasted better.
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Speaking of worms, Eric's the worst.
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Tell me about it. I'm
sorry I ever dated him.
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You and me both, sister.
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Both: You dated Eric?
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Awkward!
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If these guys are all super athletes,
how are we supposed to beat them?
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Well, I'm pretty good with a bow and arrow.
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Remember that time I shot an
apple off Ravi's head? (Laughter)
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It was a pimple, and it was on my nose.
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Either way, that must've been a great shot.
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So, Luke, could you give us
some pointers? Yeah, sure.
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(Chuckles) We do not need Luke
and his pimple-popping prowess.
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I will devise us a
brilliant battle strategy
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based on Wellington's defeat
of Napoleon at Waterloo.
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What happened was...
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Or we could just kick their butts.
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I say we go with Luke's plan.
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But I did not get to finish.
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Exactly.
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And that's how it's done, son. (Chuckles)
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Dude, that was awesome!
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Actually, I myself am
quite the toxophilite.
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I thought you were American.
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A toxophilite is an archery aficionado.
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Look, Ravi, you may be a taco flashlight,
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but archery involves some things
that you're not very good at,
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like strength, coordination, not falling.
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I will have you know, this summer
I've become quite physically capable.
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Really? Yes.
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I am captain of the Camp
Kikiwaka Trampoline Team.
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Are you the only member of the
Camp Kikiwaka Trampoline Team?
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Perhaps.
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The point is, I'm a serious athlete.
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I even have my own pair of
professional grade tramp socks.
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I'm...
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Proud of you?
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And you will be even prouder when
I help us defeat Camp Champion.
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Watch this.
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(Laughing)
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Well, I don't know about
defeating Camp Champion,
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but you sure ruined that snail's day.
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I still can't believe you dated Eric.
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Why don't you just take
my leftovers at lunch?
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Eric and I started dating on July 4th.
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But I started dating Eric on July 4th.
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I guess Eric got his share of fireworks.
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We can't lose The Spot.
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Otherwise, where will we go to... chat?
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Yeah, I loved... chatting there.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Anyway, can you pass me
another arrow, hog-chuckler?
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Zuri, that's rude.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Can you please pass me
another arrow, hog-chuckler?
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Zuri, let's not re-snort to name calling.
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I mean...
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You have to be the pigger person.
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Uh, um, I mean...
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Don't you just hate Eric?
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Among others. (Chuckles)
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Fine. How about I tell you
something embarrassing about me?
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Oh, this is getting good.
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Okay, Emma, I've never
told anyone this, but...
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I have a fake pinky toe.
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(Laughs)
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Freak!
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Sorry, go on.
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If you're missing a toe, then how
do you play This Little Piggy?
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Nobody ever goes "Wee-wee-wee
all the way home."
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On the bright side, your other piggies
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can still go to market to get roast beef.
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I'm not helping.
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Well, if it isn't the
dorks of Camp Dweeby-Waka.
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You must be Eric.
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How did you know?
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You have a very punch-able face.
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So, do you like how we
redecorated The Spot?
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Hey, you ruined a perfectly
good beat-up truck!
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And that color does not
match the rust at all.
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You know, Emma, you and
Eric kind of look alike.
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Both: We do not.
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Again, I say, punch-able face.
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Hey, Xan-dork, I'm going to
make you cry like a baby,
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just like the first time we met.
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You ran me over with a Jet Ski!
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It's not my fault your
head looks like a buoy.
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So, where's the dweeb who started all this?
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Sorry we're late. Ravi's carrying
the water, and I had to carry him.
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These are two-liter bottles!
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Loser.
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(Chuckles)
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You will be the losers.
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My well-hydrated team will
vanquish you ignominiously.
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I can't hear you.
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I'm up here.
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I think Eric has gotten even taller.
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And his ears have gotten bigger.
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What? I'm an ear girl.
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So, Eric, there's only three of you?
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We're going to kick your...
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Incredibly cute butt.
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That is not what I was going to say.
253
00:12:30,386 --> 00:12:32,787
Yeah, you're going to be
picking arrows out of your...
254
00:12:32,789 --> 00:12:34,555
Beautiful, pearly white teeth.
255
00:12:34,557 --> 00:12:35,923
(Giggles)
256
00:12:35,925 --> 00:12:37,859
Way to move on, girls.
257
00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:40,862
All right, Camp Kikiwaka.
258
00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:48,803
This is the day that Camp
Champion becomes Camp Loser!
259
00:12:48,805 --> 00:12:50,872
Uh, Xander, maybe... Not now.
260
00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:56,377
Today we win The Spot not just for a
day, not just for a week, but forever!
261
00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:58,613
Uh, Xander... I know, it's a great speech.
262
00:12:59,581 --> 00:13:03,050
So raise your bows and prepare to win!
263
00:13:03,052 --> 00:13:04,285
Or lose.
264
00:13:06,555 --> 00:13:08,656
But the battle isn't
supposed to start till 2:00.
265
00:13:08,658 --> 00:13:09,957
Guess your watch is slow.
266
00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:12,794
Fire! Run!
267
00:13:12,796 --> 00:13:14,428
(Groans) Ravi, go!
268
00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,464
I'll cover you!
269
00:13:16,466 --> 00:13:18,699
(Grunts and groans) (Arrows thudding)
270
00:13:20,402 --> 00:13:21,836
Whoa!
271
00:13:21,838 --> 00:13:23,805
Okay, enough covering!
272
00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:25,273
Help!
273
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:27,842
(All yelling)
274
00:13:32,615 --> 00:13:35,350
(All screaming)
275
00:13:35,352 --> 00:13:38,086
Well, that went well.
276
00:13:38,088 --> 00:13:42,491
We are getting slaughtered worse than
the Massacre of Thessalonica in 390 AD!
277
00:13:42,493 --> 00:13:44,326
Can't you just say,
"They're kicking our butts"?
278
00:13:44,328 --> 00:13:46,995
I thought it was implied!
279
00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:48,030
Oh, water?
280
00:13:49,432 --> 00:13:52,034
They're coming! Take
up defensive positions!
281
00:13:53,369 --> 00:13:55,437
(All screaming)
282
00:14:12,121 --> 00:14:14,456
I get it, I get it, I'm out!
283
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,358
Jerk!
284
00:14:19,963 --> 00:14:21,530
This does not look good.
285
00:14:21,532 --> 00:14:23,866
I can't believe we might
lose The Spot! We won't!
286
00:14:23,868 --> 00:14:27,569
I did not wear tacky
Velcro all day just to lose.
287
00:14:27,571 --> 00:14:33,008
We would have won by now if you had
let me light these arrows on fire!
288
00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:35,744
Speaking of arrows, we're
running out! What do we do?
289
00:14:35,746 --> 00:14:37,346
I don't toe!
290
00:14:37,348 --> 00:14:38,847
Did you just say "toe"?
291
00:14:38,849 --> 00:14:40,148
No!
292
00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:43,051
Now, let's keep firing, otherwise
we're going to be dead feet!
293
00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:44,419
I mean, meat!
294
00:14:44,988 --> 00:14:46,154
You did it again!
295
00:14:46,156 --> 00:14:47,522
Not on purpose!
296
00:14:47,524 --> 00:14:49,558
Meanwhile, you laughed at my snort!
297
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,327
So you both found out you're not perfect.
298
00:14:52,329 --> 00:14:53,695
Boo-hoo!
299
00:14:53,697 --> 00:14:55,464
Welcome to the real world!
300
00:14:58,701 --> 00:15:04,773
Great. And now, I'm out of this
game, and this stupid conversation.
301
00:15:04,775 --> 00:15:10,112
Emma, you may snort, but it's the
cutest snort I have ever heard.
302
00:15:10,114 --> 00:15:11,747
Aww. Thanks, Xander.
303
00:15:11,749 --> 00:15:14,449
And you are awesome from your
head to where your toe should be.
304
00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:16,919
(Gasps) Oh.
305
00:15:16,921 --> 00:15:18,921
I'm hit. I'm going into the light.
306
00:15:18,923 --> 00:15:20,122
Hi, Grandma.
307
00:15:21,858 --> 00:15:23,525
(Gasps) You're both out!
308
00:15:23,527 --> 00:15:25,460
By the way, I heard what you said,
309
00:15:25,462 --> 00:15:28,297
And you two imperfect weirdos
deserve each other. (Chuckles)
310
00:15:28,299 --> 00:15:29,598
I wouldn't talk.
311
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,967
Emma's got a thicker mustache than you do.
312
00:15:31,969 --> 00:15:33,135
(Both gasp)
313
00:15:33,137 --> 00:15:34,169
Both: You're mean.
314
00:15:37,106 --> 00:15:40,242
Freeze, you brown-eyed Adonis!
315
00:15:40,244 --> 00:15:41,777
And I just can't help myself.
316
00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:45,213
I know, he's so dreamy.
317
00:15:45,215 --> 00:15:48,083
I wrote my number on this arrow.
318
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:51,453
Wait, are you trying to get back
together with my ex-boyfriend?
319
00:15:51,455 --> 00:15:55,057
He's my ex-boyfriend, so I
can date him if I want to!
320
00:15:55,059 --> 00:15:56,925
Guys, not so loud.
321
00:15:56,927 --> 00:15:59,161
I'm dating that cute
counselor from the Bunny Cabin.
322
00:15:59,163 --> 00:16:00,829
Well, she's about to be single.
323
00:16:00,831 --> 00:16:02,164
Very single!
324
00:16:06,602 --> 00:16:07,803
That was easy.
325
00:16:10,907 --> 00:16:12,240
(Sighs)
326
00:16:12,242 --> 00:16:13,809
That did not go as planned.
327
00:16:13,811 --> 00:16:15,911
If anyone asks, we were ambushed.
328
00:16:19,182 --> 00:16:21,783
Well, Ravi, if there's just
going to be two of us left,
329
00:16:21,785 --> 00:16:22,951
I'm glad it's you and me.
330
00:16:22,953 --> 00:16:24,353
Thank you, brother. That means a lot.
331
00:16:24,355 --> 00:16:25,821
Because I'm really thirsty.
332
00:16:27,824 --> 00:16:31,326
Luke, I have more to offer
our team than just water.
333
00:16:31,328 --> 00:16:34,863
I no longer spend my days
with my nose buried in a book.
334
00:16:34,865 --> 00:16:36,765
Oh, you prefer audiobooks now?
335
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:37,933
No!
336
00:16:37,935 --> 00:16:39,368
(Grunts)
337
00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:42,437
I mean, being at Camp
Kikiwaka has changed me.
338
00:16:42,439 --> 00:16:45,841
As I tried to tell you before,
I do not need my big brother
339
00:16:45,843 --> 00:16:48,176
to fight my battles for me anymore.
340
00:16:48,178 --> 00:16:51,913
Well, now that I think about it, you
did stand up to that bully Eric.
341
00:16:52,181 --> 00:16:53,882
Twice.
342
00:16:53,884 --> 00:16:55,150
That took guts.
343
00:16:55,152 --> 00:16:58,353
Yes, especially because my
nose was right in his B.O. zone.
344
00:16:58,355 --> 00:16:59,521
Come on.
345
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:05,794
All right, Ravi, from now
on, you're in charge.
346
00:17:05,796 --> 00:17:07,129
What do you think we should do?
347
00:17:07,131 --> 00:17:08,163
I'm almost out of ammo...
348
00:17:08,165 --> 00:17:10,232
(Chuckles) Watch this.
349
00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:17,205
...and the only thing you can shoot
with an arrow is a sleeping snail.
350
00:17:18,574 --> 00:17:20,809
Wait. I have a plan.
351
00:17:20,811 --> 00:17:23,378
Does it involve the Battle of Water Shoes?
352
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:26,648
No, but it does involve my tramp socks.
353
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,150
I don't know where you're going with this,
354
00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:30,313
but you've gotta stop calling
those things tramp socks.
355
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:40,262
Hey, Puke, guess it's down
to us three against you two.
356
00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:41,997
Do the math.
357
00:17:41,999 --> 00:17:43,331
If I don't do math at school,
358
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:46,268
I'm certainly not going
to do it at summer camp.
359
00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:48,570
Where's your dweeby water
boy with the big mouth?
360
00:17:50,173 --> 00:17:51,406
He ran away.
361
00:17:51,408 --> 00:17:52,908
(All exclaiming)
362
00:17:52,910 --> 00:17:54,342
Doesn't surprise me.
363
00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:56,845
Typical Weak-iwaka coward.
364
00:17:56,847 --> 00:17:58,346
It's Kikiwaka!
365
00:17:58,348 --> 00:17:59,848
It's right there on the flag!
366
00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:02,184
Take this, peach fuzz!
367
00:18:06,089 --> 00:18:07,789
Kikiwaka team: Whoo!
368
00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:10,358
Whoo!
369
00:18:16,199 --> 00:18:18,166
(Cheering)
370
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,371
Oh.
371
00:18:23,373 --> 00:18:25,240
We won, and The Spot is ours!
372
00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:27,476
(Camp champions team cheering)
373
00:18:27,478 --> 00:18:29,411
Not so fast!
374
00:18:29,413 --> 00:18:32,481
You forgot about me, the
dweeb with the big mouth!
375
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:35,450
(Camp Kikiwaka team cheering)
376
00:18:35,452 --> 00:18:37,319
Nice move, Ravi.
377
00:18:37,321 --> 00:18:39,361
Although, your trash talk
still needs a little work.
378
00:18:40,289 --> 00:18:42,557
Well, actions speak louder than words.
379
00:18:46,162 --> 00:18:47,896
(All gasp)
380
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,068
(Cheering)
381
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:56,671
Victory is ours!
382
00:19:00,409 --> 00:19:02,711
Take a hike, Camp Chump-ion.
383
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,281
How was that for trash talk?
384
00:19:06,283 --> 00:19:07,415
Better.
385
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:08,917
And that was awesome, Ravi.
386
00:19:08,919 --> 00:19:10,118
Eric: Whatever!
387
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:14,189
The Spot may be yours, but the
landfill off the highway is ours.
388
00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:17,192
Okay?
389
00:19:18,427 --> 00:19:20,195
All: (Chanting) Ravi!
390
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:26,601
(Groans)
391
00:19:26,603 --> 00:19:28,370
There, good as...
392
00:19:29,105 --> 00:19:30,205
...old.
393
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:35,143
Xander, the door fell on your toe.
394
00:19:35,145 --> 00:19:37,279
And you didn't even wince in pain.
395
00:19:37,281 --> 00:19:38,647
Oh, right.
396
00:19:38,649 --> 00:19:40,482
Ow, my real toe!
397
00:19:40,484 --> 00:19:42,584
(Groans) Man, that really hurts.
398
00:19:45,054 --> 00:19:50,559
I just made one of my special
s'mores, extra-gooey for my hero.
399
00:19:50,561 --> 00:19:52,894
Um, I am sure Luke will enjoy that.
400
00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:54,963
Luke's not my hero.
401
00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:58,200
Sure, I'm a huge fan of his armpit farts,
402
00:19:58,202 --> 00:20:01,403
but you know who my real hero is, Ravi?
403
00:20:01,405 --> 00:20:03,505
Aww, who?
404
00:20:03,507 --> 00:20:08,243
Rey Mysterio, Jr., the
best luchador of all time!
405
00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:10,979
Oh.
406
00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:12,380
But after him,
407
00:20:12,982 --> 00:20:14,216
it's you.
408
00:20:15,751 --> 00:20:18,086
Thank you, Jorge.
409
00:20:18,088 --> 00:20:21,256
Hey, Emma, I'm sorry I made
you snort in front of Xander,
410
00:20:21,258 --> 00:20:22,924
but at least I didn't
tell him about that noise
411
00:20:22,926 --> 00:20:24,492
you make when I pull your left ear.
412
00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:26,728
You do, and it'll be the
last noise you ever hear.
413
00:20:28,564 --> 00:20:30,732
Don't worry. I'll tell him later.
414
00:20:32,935 --> 00:20:36,504
Luke, thank you again
for helping save The Spot.
415
00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:38,340
In return, I did all your homework.
416
00:20:38,342 --> 00:20:41,343
I even spilled some nacho cheese
on it to give it that Luke-touch.
417
00:20:42,878 --> 00:20:46,348
Actually, I didn't come here because
I needed help with my homework.
418
00:20:46,949 --> 00:20:48,116
What?
419
00:20:48,118 --> 00:20:51,519
I knew it. He's hiding from the cops!
420
00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:52,921
Please tell me there's a reward.
421
00:20:54,624 --> 00:20:58,293
The truth is, I've been getting
straight A's in summer school.
422
00:20:58,295 --> 00:21:00,328
You have?
423
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:03,398
Well, then why did you
come all the way to Maine?
424
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:08,036
Because I missed you guys.
425
00:21:08,038 --> 00:21:13,875
But I thought if I told you that, You'd
think I was being a wimp. (Chuckles)
426
00:21:13,877 --> 00:21:16,311
Aww, we've missed you too.
427
00:21:16,313 --> 00:21:18,013
Wimp. (All laugh)
428
00:21:19,882 --> 00:21:21,416
Well, okay. Wait a minute.
429
00:21:21,418 --> 00:21:24,386
So that means I did 50 pages
of homework for nothing?
430
00:21:24,388 --> 00:21:25,987
Of course not.
431
00:21:25,989 --> 00:21:27,389
I'm gonna sell it to the dumb kids.
432
00:21:27,391 --> 00:21:28,657
(All laugh)
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