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Ladies, great news!
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You finally got rid of
the water rats in the lake?
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Why would I want to do that?
They eat all the garbage.
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The news is:
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my boyfriend just asked me to marry him!
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You're engaged?
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Someone likes you?
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There are rats in the lake?
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I met him last night online,
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at my favorite dating site,
Desperately Seeking Anyone.
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And the best news is,
he's a Nigerian prince!
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Don't be jealous!
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Gladys, the Nigerian prince
thing is a well-known online scam.
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Not true! My beloved, Prince Mutumbo,
is giving me the largest diamond
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from the crown jewels for my wedding ring.
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Let me guess, he just needs you
to send him a few hundred dollars
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to help with the shipping cost?
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No! A few thousand.
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That's a lot of bubble wrap.
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Oh, and since I'm out of cash, I
laid off the entire kitchen staff,
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so your cabin has to
cook for the whole camp.
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Why us?
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Obviously, because she
trusts us Woodchucks!
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No, you're just the
first people I ran into.
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BTW, the fly swatters make
great spatulas. (Chuckles)
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the
city behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out with someone new
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♪ Then falling out of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Aw, look, Mrs. Kipling,
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my little sister got a pony
pinata for her birthday party.
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(Growls)
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I really miss my family.
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(Growling)
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I can't tell the guys I'm homesick.
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They'll think I'm a baby.
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(Blowing nose)
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I cannot believe you just launched
snot rocket into my T-shirt!
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I can't use any of mine. They're all dirty!
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He's got a point.
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So, Jorge, you want to go zip-lining?
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They finally put a brake
system on that thing.
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It beats slamming into that boulder.
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Although, it did knock out
that troublesome wisdom tooth.
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Thanks, guys, but I'm not in the mood.
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I'm just gonna go brush my teeth.
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But...
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He's brushing his teeth.
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He hasn't done that since... Ever!
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I am surprised he still has teeth.
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Dude, is something going on?
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I can't talk with toothpaste in my mouth.
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Then spit!
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Oh.
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Dude, not on my shoes!
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I guess I should be grateful
he wasn't going to the bathroom.
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Jorge, if you are having a
problem, you can tell us.
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It's nothing.
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Dude, it's okay.
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I've been a counselor for a long
time, and I've heard everything.
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Okay, fine!
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The truth is, I'm...
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Scared of goats!
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Except that.
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Those goats at the camp petting
zoo totally freak me out,
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with their beady eyes and pointy horns.
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They're like tiny, furry demons!
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So are the kids in Badger cabin,
but you don't run away from them.
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Actually, Xander, the fear
of goats is quite common.
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Both: It is?
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Absolutely. There are
many forms of zoophobia.
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I myself am terrified of jumbo shrimp.
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Even their name is a lie!
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Well, that sure makes the
goat thing seem less weird.
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(Chuckling)
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(Thumping)
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Guys, these campers are crazy hungry!
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It's like a zombie apocalypse out there!
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They're about to use a
kayak as a battering ram!
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Isn't the pizza ready yet?
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It's ready to do something, all right.
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It's gonna blow!
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Run! (Both screaming)
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(Boiler rumbling)
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Emma, did you by any chance put all
of this baking powder in the dough?
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Of course, because we
were baking the pizza. Duh.
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Okay, teaching moment.
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A little baking powder makes things rise.
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A lot of baking powder
makes things go boom!
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Oh, please...
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The next thing you're going to tell me
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is that I shouldn't have put
those cans in the microwave.
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(Microwave beeping) (Explosion)
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...and I really, really miss you guys.
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Hey, Mrs. Kipling, how
many S's in "miss"?
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(Snorts)
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Five it is.
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Dude, you just missed
a giant pizza explosion!
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You can't just sit around here all
day because you're afraid of goats.
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They're out there.
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So, Ravi and I came up with a way
to help you get over your fear.
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Hey, bring in Gilbert Goatfried.
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(Bleating) Oh.
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Do not be scared, Jorge.
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(Bleating)
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He's so cute!
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I mean... Cute in a terrifying way.
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That's probably how he
lures in his victims.
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I promise you, he's harmless.
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Unless you try to put a leash on him.
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In which case, you will get an ankle
biting you will not soon forget.
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(Bleating)
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Aw, he's just a baby.
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Shouldn't he be with his mommy?
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No, once a baby goat is
a couple of months old,
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it does not need its mommy anymore.
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Although, Gilbert still
needs to learn some manners.
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(Bleating)
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Being without his family must make him sad.
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I think it also makes him hungry.
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Hey, these are my favorite pants!
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(Goat bleating)
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If I were not a vegetarian, I
would straight up kaBob you.
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Don't you talk to him like that!
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He's going through a lot right now!
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Jorge's cured!
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Our plan worked. Indeed.
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How fortunate that we are
psychologically intuitive,
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and had access to a goat!
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I know, little buddy.
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You miss your family.
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And you know what?
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So do I.
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We need to figure out
a way for us to go home.
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(Bleating)
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And if you need to go
potty, do it in Ravi's bed.
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He's the one who wanted to kaBob you.
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(Bleating)
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Hey, Gladys. Not now, kid.
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I'm registering for my wedding gifts.
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Listen, you may have noticed I've
seemed a little down lately...
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Nope. I notice your parents'
checks clearing, and I stop there.
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(Gasping) Do you like this gravy boat?
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Gladys, I'm trying to tell you...
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I'm not happy here.
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Well, for once I am!
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So quit harshing my wedding buzz!
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But I want to go home.
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Sorry, I have two rules.
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I don't give refunds, and I don't tell
the health inspector my real name.
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Well, do kids ever get kicked out of camp?
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Only if they get in a lot of trouble.
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Oh, sterling silver sporks! (Gasping)
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Trouble, huh?
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Trouble's my middle name.
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Hey, Trouble, check out this fondue pot.
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Doesn't that just scream
Nigerian royalty? Oh.
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Glad, I'm not going to that wedding.
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Ms. Gladys: You're not invited!
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All right, Woodchucks, just because the
entire kitchen blew up (Coughs) Emma.
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Which destroyed all the food...
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(Coughs) Emma.
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So each cabin has been
left to fend for themselves.
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I know, I know. (Coughs) Emma.
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Doesn't mean we'll never eat again.
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All we have to do is find a kale salad
with a fig balsamic reduction tree.
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It's a good thing you
city girls are pretty.
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I think our best bet is to head
to the lake and catch some fish.
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No way.
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Jorge's been spending a lot
of time in the lake lately,
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and I'd rather starve than eat fart fish!
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Guys, we've got all the food we
need right here in the forest.
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Mother Nature provides for all!
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Except for you, Bobcat cabin! Beat it!
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Okay, but we should be cautious before
we ingest any wild fruits or plants.
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Many are poisonous and could kill you.
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You know what else could kill you?
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Starving.
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Lucky for you guys, you're
with a wilderness expert.
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I know these woods like
the back of my hand.
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Where did that scar come from?
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That's a birthmark. Oh, right.
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Now... Let us be one with nature,
and the food will find us.
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Hmm, these leaves feel like
they're exfoliating my skin.
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It's kinda tingly.
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Lou, these are diablo leaves!
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They're poisonous. They cause fever...
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Ooh, I'm hot! Fatigue...
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(Yawns) And super tired...
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And one more thing...
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(Screams) A fire breathing dragon!
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(Screaming)
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Oh, yeah, delusions!
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I am so glad we were able to help
Jorge overcome his fear of goats.
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Yep, helping kids is the best
part about being a counselor.
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Well, that, and watching cute
CITs jump on the water trampoline.
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(Chortles) I do get some
serious air on that bad boy.
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I meant your sister.
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So, shall I break?
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(Engine revving)
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(Crashing)
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(Kids gasping)
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Jorge!
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The lake is over there!
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Oh, yeah. Oops.
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First you are scared of a goat,
and then, you wreck a boat?
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What, are you acting out or
writing a children's book?
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We have to clean this up right now.
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If Gladys sees it, she'll have a cow!
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Oh, great, now I'm doing it!
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Xander is right.
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You do not want Gladys
to send you home, do you?
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Of course not!
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But how else will I learn my lesson?
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Here's how.
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You will spend the rest of
the day in our cabin, mister!
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Um, he ate two bowls
of chili for breakfast.
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You will spend the rest of the
day in the girls' cabin, mister!
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Hey, guys.
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I just took Lou to the
infirmary and we lost her.
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(Gasping)
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She's dead?
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(Shrieking) I didn't
even get to say goodbye!
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(Chuckling) No, I mean she
just ran off into the woods.
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But I'm sure by now
she'll be back to normal.
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Lou: (Inhaling) Whoosh.
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Whoosh. Whoosh.
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Look at me! I'm riding a dragon!
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Or not.
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Whoa, boy! Whoa!
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Who's my fire-breathing buddy?
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Who lays waste to entire villages?
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You do, yes, you do!
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Yes, you do! Yeah. Lou,
there is no dragon.
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(Screams) Forest nymph! So tired.
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That was odd.
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She thought I was a leprechaun.
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She kept demanding that I
take her to my pot of gold.
254
00:12:04,694 --> 00:12:07,228
Well, obviously, Lou's
not going to be much help.
255
00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:09,230
But I can set a snare trap!
256
00:12:09,232 --> 00:12:10,698
You know how to do that?
257
00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:12,400
We have two brothers.
258
00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:14,683
It's the only way we kept them
out of our slumber parties.
259
00:12:15,170 --> 00:12:17,572
Great, so let's build this trap!
260
00:12:17,574 --> 00:12:19,607
At this point, I'd eat anything.
261
00:12:20,275 --> 00:12:21,676
Oh, no, no, no.
262
00:12:21,678 --> 00:12:23,845
You're not gonna eat my dragon!
263
00:12:24,713 --> 00:12:27,415
Fly, Seymour, fly! Fly.
264
00:12:29,785 --> 00:12:31,586
Should we go after her?
265
00:12:31,588 --> 00:12:33,988
Eh, she'll be fine. She has a dragon.
266
00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:39,227
Done. Okay, now let's
hide behind those bushes
267
00:12:39,229 --> 00:12:40,728
and wait for dinner to come to us.
268
00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:42,463
I hope it's orange chicken.
269
00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:49,270
(Rustling)
270
00:12:49,272 --> 00:12:50,705
I hear something!
271
00:12:50,707 --> 00:12:53,474
Whatever it is, I call drumstick!
272
00:12:53,476 --> 00:12:54,942
(Rustling)
273
00:12:55,577 --> 00:12:57,378
(Moaning)
274
00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:58,646
Sounds like we caught a moose!
275
00:12:58,648 --> 00:13:01,149
Yay! That's good.
276
00:13:01,151 --> 00:13:03,651
Although, I'd rather have chocolate mousse.
277
00:13:09,825 --> 00:13:12,226
Actually, we caught a Lou.
278
00:13:12,228 --> 00:13:13,327
Is there a permit for that?
279
00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:15,763
OMG!
280
00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:17,131
Lou, are you okay?
281
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:18,966
Hey, tall, bark, and handsome.
282
00:13:18,968 --> 00:13:20,401
You live around here?
283
00:13:20,403 --> 00:13:21,636
(Shushing)
284
00:13:21,638 --> 00:13:23,805
Quiet, Seymour, Mommy's talking.
285
00:13:26,575 --> 00:13:29,644
Well, I think we know what
we need to do with Lou...
286
00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:32,146
Season her up, and toss her on the grill.
287
00:13:33,949 --> 00:13:36,517
What? I'm extremely hungry.
288
00:13:42,157 --> 00:13:45,593
I cannot believe Jorge
drove a boat onto the lawn.
289
00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:48,329
I can't believe you didn't help
me move it back to the lake.
290
00:13:48,331 --> 00:13:51,866
I did help. I cheered you on, and
reminded you to lift with your legs!
291
00:13:55,204 --> 00:13:57,104
Jorge, we need to talk...
292
00:13:57,106 --> 00:14:00,675
Oh, no! He's gone. And so is his stuff.
293
00:14:00,677 --> 00:14:03,211
Perhaps he has just decided to tidy up!
294
00:14:03,213 --> 00:14:07,114
Oh, who am I kidding? He has run away,
like girls do from me during prom week.
295
00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:09,116
He left a note.
296
00:14:11,186 --> 00:14:13,888
"Thanks, guys. I'll miss you.
297
00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:16,357
"Ravi, I finally cleaned my
hair out of the shower drain.
298
00:14:16,359 --> 00:14:19,961
(Scoffs) "I left it by your toothbrush,
"so you'll remember me. (Gags)
299
00:14:22,631 --> 00:14:23,898
"Love, Jorge."
300
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,867
I am simultaneously touched and revolted.
301
00:14:26,802 --> 00:14:28,035
We have to go find him!
302
00:14:28,037 --> 00:14:29,370
Absolutely!
303
00:14:29,372 --> 00:14:31,806
And perhaps stop to buy a new toothbrush.
304
00:14:38,313 --> 00:14:42,483
If the bus driver asks any questions,
you're just a weird-looking dog.
305
00:14:42,485 --> 00:14:44,218
(Bleating)
306
00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:47,021
(Gasping) Jorge, thank the gods!
307
00:14:47,023 --> 00:14:48,890
We have been looking everywhere for you.
308
00:14:48,892 --> 00:14:50,925
Dude, we were worried sick!
309
00:14:50,927 --> 00:14:52,159
Ravi almost threw up.
310
00:14:52,161 --> 00:14:53,461
That was from the running.
311
00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:57,732
Jorge, why did you run away?
312
00:14:57,734 --> 00:14:59,600
Uh... (Bleating)
313
00:14:59,602 --> 00:15:02,737
I wanted to take Gilbert
back to his family.
314
00:15:03,171 --> 00:15:04,572
He's homesick.
315
00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:06,107
(Bleating)
316
00:15:06,109 --> 00:15:08,943
Oh, so that's what this
whole thing has been about.
317
00:15:09,544 --> 00:15:10,778
You're homesick!
318
00:15:11,113 --> 00:15:12,580
Am not!
319
00:15:12,582 --> 00:15:14,815
Dude, why didn't you
just tell us the truth?
320
00:15:15,851 --> 00:15:17,685
Because I was embarrassed.
321
00:15:17,687 --> 00:15:19,921
I didn't want you to think I was wimpy.
322
00:15:19,923 --> 00:15:21,689
Have you met Ravi?
323
00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:22,757
He's scared of shrimp!
324
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,393
Just the jumbos.
325
00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:27,428
They are the bullies of the shrimp world.
326
00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:30,865
Jorge...
327
00:15:30,867 --> 00:15:33,200
Why did you suddenly become homesick?
328
00:15:33,202 --> 00:15:38,039
Because my family beat a horse,
and I wasn't there to help them!
329
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:39,640
Maybe I should hold the goat.
330
00:15:41,109 --> 00:15:42,810
I meant a pinata.
331
00:15:42,812 --> 00:15:47,448
It was for my sister's second
birthday, and seeing all the pictures
332
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:49,850
made me realize how much I miss my family.
333
00:15:50,452 --> 00:15:53,788
Aww, I know just how you feel.
334
00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:55,489
I miss my brother, Luke.
335
00:15:55,491 --> 00:15:59,293
He is at summer school, and once he
learns to write, I hope I get a letter.
336
00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:04,498
I really miss our family dinners.
337
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:08,970
My grandma and mom cook for hours,
and my grandpa and dad complain
338
00:16:08,972 --> 00:16:10,905
about how long it's taking.
339
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,810
Jorge, you have nothing to be ashamed of.
340
00:16:15,812 --> 00:16:18,612
Everybody gets homesick. Indeed.
341
00:16:18,614 --> 00:16:20,848
In fact, Xander told me
that he cried for three weeks
342
00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:22,483
when he first got to camp.
343
00:16:22,485 --> 00:16:25,586
Hey, I told you that in confidence!
344
00:16:25,588 --> 00:16:26,921
Oh. Well, you should not have.
345
00:16:26,923 --> 00:16:28,255
I am a real blabber-mouth.
346
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:32,360
By the way, Zuri still
sleeps with a night-light.
347
00:16:32,362 --> 00:16:33,761
But you did not hear that from me.
348
00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:36,864
I'll tell you what, Jorge.
349
00:16:36,866 --> 00:16:38,766
Come back to camp with us.
350
00:16:38,768 --> 00:16:41,602
Give us one chance to convince you to stay.
351
00:16:41,604 --> 00:16:45,973
Then if you still want to go home
tomorrow, I'll pay for your ticket home.
352
00:16:45,975 --> 00:16:47,508
(Bleating)
353
00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:49,510
(Chuckles) And Gilbert's.
354
00:16:49,512 --> 00:16:53,547
Well... Maybe I could stay one more night.
355
00:16:53,549 --> 00:16:55,950
Great! Now let's get back to camp.
356
00:16:55,952 --> 00:16:58,953
Wha... Can we please
take the bus back? Nope.
357
00:16:58,955 --> 00:17:01,522
Because a bus hasn't
stopped here in 20 years.
358
00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:06,060
(Bleating)
359
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,195
Can I ride the goat?
360
00:17:10,699 --> 00:17:13,534
Okay, this dinner will be great!
361
00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:15,469
Think of it as
surf-and-turf.
362
00:17:15,471 --> 00:17:17,004
Without the surf.
363
00:17:17,006 --> 00:17:18,072
And with real turf.
364
00:17:19,474 --> 00:17:23,010
Psst, Emma, don't move.
365
00:17:23,012 --> 00:17:26,047
There's a garden gnome
on your back... (Gasps)
366
00:17:26,049 --> 00:17:27,281
And it looks angry.
367
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,918
Got it! (Gasping)
368
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:31,986
It's on my throat!
369
00:17:31,988 --> 00:17:33,054
(Choking)
370
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,992
On the bright side, she's
no longer seeing the dragon.
371
00:17:37,994 --> 00:17:39,093
Lou: (Thudding) Ow.
372
00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:42,763
(Gasps) (Lou grunting)
373
00:17:42,765 --> 00:17:45,533
Wow! I can't believe she's
wrestling an imaginary gnome.
374
00:17:45,535 --> 00:17:47,068
Lou: (Thudding) Ow.
375
00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:49,003
I can't believe she's losing.
376
00:17:49,005 --> 00:17:50,938
Lou: (Thudding) Ow.
377
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:54,675
Yeah, you think she'd have the
upper hand, being real and all.
378
00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:56,911
(Lou grunting)
379
00:17:56,913 --> 00:17:58,045
All: Oh!
380
00:17:58,047 --> 00:17:59,747
That had to hurt.
381
00:17:59,749 --> 00:18:02,016
Why did Lou just fall into the fire pit?
382
00:18:02,018 --> 00:18:03,818
Because gnomes fight dirty.
383
00:18:05,287 --> 00:18:08,355
Anyway, Jorge's a little homesick.
384
00:18:08,357 --> 00:18:10,958
Do you guys think you could help us
make a special dinner for him tonight?
385
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:15,229
We can try, but we're a little low on
supplies since we blew up the kitchen.
386
00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:17,298
Both: (Coughing) Emma.
387
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,767
All we've got is what
we found in the woods.
388
00:18:19,769 --> 00:18:21,368
Do you guys have anything we can eat?
389
00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:23,204
Well, we do have one thing...
390
00:18:23,206 --> 00:18:25,039
(Goat bleating)
391
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:27,041
But I don't think it would
go over well with Jorge.
392
00:18:28,143 --> 00:18:30,611
Although, I know something
he really would love.
393
00:18:32,481 --> 00:18:35,149
(Exhales) Are you sure this
is going to make Jorge happy?
394
00:18:35,151 --> 00:18:38,385
It better, or we shaved all those
sheep in the petting zoo for nothing.
395
00:18:39,254 --> 00:18:40,654
(Knocking on door)
396
00:18:44,326 --> 00:18:47,128
Hey, guys... Welcome to
dinner with your family...
397
00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:48,262
Son!
398
00:18:48,264 --> 00:18:49,797
Emma: Welcome home, Jorge!
399
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,868
I hope you wiped your shoes on the mat.
400
00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:57,638
What the hair is going on here?
401
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,106
We know how much you missed family dinner,
402
00:18:59,108 --> 00:19:01,242
so we decided to recreate it for you.
403
00:19:01,244 --> 00:19:05,112
Well, if it isn't our little grandbaby!
404
00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:07,181
He's such a handsome young man!
405
00:19:07,183 --> 00:19:08,249
(Coughs)
406
00:19:08,984 --> 00:19:10,784
He takes after me!
407
00:19:10,786 --> 00:19:13,020
Luckily, he didn't get your nose hair.
408
00:19:13,022 --> 00:19:15,156
It's like snakes comin' out of there!
409
00:19:15,158 --> 00:19:15,990
Hey!
410
00:19:17,926 --> 00:19:21,762
If you guys are supposed to be my
family, where's my baby sister?
411
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,502
This is humiliating.
412
00:19:28,504 --> 00:19:31,839
You know, you could try
and sell it a little more.
413
00:19:31,841 --> 00:19:36,510
Sorry. This is humiliating,
wah-wah-goo-goo. Better?
414
00:19:37,846 --> 00:19:39,947
Have a seat, everyone.
Dinner's almost ready!
415
00:19:41,783 --> 00:19:43,350
Don't slouch, dear. Posture.
416
00:19:45,287 --> 00:19:46,720
I feel like an idiot!
417
00:19:46,722 --> 00:19:47,888
(Clears throat)
418
00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:49,957
I mean, I just made a boom boom.
419
00:19:51,393 --> 00:19:53,227
So, what's for dinner, dear?
420
00:19:53,229 --> 00:19:55,629
Forest stew, sweetie. (Chuckles nervously)
421
00:19:55,631 --> 00:19:57,565
When is it going to be ready?
422
00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:01,068
I would like to eat
before I am in the grave.
423
00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:03,470
One more complaint, and I'll put you there!
424
00:20:03,472 --> 00:20:06,073
Good! Then, I would finally
get some peace and quiet!
425
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:10,311
(Chuckles nervously)
426
00:20:10,313 --> 00:20:14,815
Dear, this was supposed to be
a very special dinner for Jorge.
427
00:20:14,817 --> 00:20:16,917
Is this really the best you could do?
428
00:20:16,919 --> 00:20:18,919
Yes, honey. (Chuckles nervously)
429
00:20:18,921 --> 00:20:22,756
It's not like there are any wild
hamburgers growing out in the woods.
430
00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:28,028
In my day, we ate what was put
on our plate, or we didn't eat!
431
00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:31,065
How could you eat at all
with your gums flapping
432
00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:33,300
worse than the skin under your arms?
433
00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:35,769
Ow!
434
00:20:35,771 --> 00:20:38,138
You filled that with hard candies!
435
00:20:39,407 --> 00:20:42,943
Look, Emma, all I'm saying is that
this looks like a tree threw up!
436
00:20:42,945 --> 00:20:45,279
Easy to complain about a
meal when you didn't cook it!
437
00:20:45,281 --> 00:20:48,048
(All clamoring)
438
00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:49,183
Everyone, stop!
439
00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:52,019
I'm sorry, Jorge.
440
00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:54,255
We really messed up your family dinner.
441
00:20:54,257 --> 00:20:58,125
Yes, our attempt to give you a
taste of home has failed miserably.
442
00:20:58,127 --> 00:20:59,627
What are you talking about?
443
00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:01,395
This is just like home!
444
00:21:01,397 --> 00:21:02,696
All: It is?
445
00:21:02,698 --> 00:21:06,100
Yeah, the food is terrible,
like my mom's cooking.
446
00:21:06,102 --> 00:21:07,968
My grandma's hitting my grandpa.
447
00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:11,205
And everyone's arguing,
just like my family!
448
00:21:11,207 --> 00:21:13,874
All that's missing is my kooky Aunt Rosa.
449
00:21:13,876 --> 00:21:16,543
Seymour the dragon ate the gnome!
450
00:21:18,079 --> 00:21:20,281
Hey, Leprechaun!
451
00:21:20,283 --> 00:21:21,749
I still want that gold.
452
00:21:21,751 --> 00:21:23,450
Right after nap time.
453
00:21:26,121 --> 00:21:27,488
And there she is!
454
00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:32,126
Wait, so our plan actually worked?
455
00:21:32,128 --> 00:21:35,296
Totally. There's only one
thing you guys got wrong.
456
00:21:35,298 --> 00:21:37,798
I'm the only one in my
family with hair like this.
457
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,500
Everyone else is blonde.
458
00:21:39,502 --> 00:21:40,834
Thank goodness!
459
00:21:40,836 --> 00:21:42,397
This thing is suffocating my follicles!
460
00:21:44,306 --> 00:21:46,473
I can't believe you did all this for me.
461
00:21:46,475 --> 00:21:47,808
Why wouldn't we?
462
00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:50,344
You're a Grizzly, and
Grizzlies stick together.
463
00:21:50,346 --> 00:21:52,946
We wanted camp to feel
a little more like home.
464
00:21:52,948 --> 00:21:55,382
Well, now it does. Thanks, guys.
465
00:21:57,152 --> 00:22:00,254
Wait. So, does this mean you are staying?
466
00:22:00,256 --> 00:22:03,490
Yup. Besides, I've gotta
keep an eye on Gilbert.
467
00:22:03,492 --> 00:22:07,695
I heard some weirdos snuck into the
petting zoo and shaved all the sheep.
468
00:22:09,964 --> 00:22:11,165
Uh... Let's toast
469
00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:14,435
to our Camp Kikiwaka family.
470
00:22:14,437 --> 00:22:16,337
We put the "fun" in "dysfunctional."
471
00:22:16,339 --> 00:22:17,404
(Chuckling)
472
00:22:21,609 --> 00:22:23,177
(All choking)
473
00:22:23,179 --> 00:22:25,946
What is this stuff? Bark tea?
474
00:22:25,948 --> 00:22:28,349
Don't look at us. That's
just the tap water.
475
00:22:33,355 --> 00:22:36,357
Well, I waited at the airport for six hours
476
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:39,293
But prince mutumbo never
showed up! (Sobbing)
477
00:22:39,295 --> 00:22:41,328
There's a shock.
478
00:22:41,330 --> 00:22:43,597
I really wanted to be a princess!
479
00:22:44,366 --> 00:22:45,866
Maybe you still can be.
480
00:22:45,868 --> 00:22:49,503
Our mom says a girl has to kiss a lot
of frogs before she finds her prince.
481
00:22:49,505 --> 00:22:52,206
But I've been kissing frogs for years!
482
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:53,974
That explains the warts.
483
00:22:56,845 --> 00:22:58,212
Hey, guys.
484
00:22:58,214 --> 00:22:59,747
Hey, Lou. How are you feeling?
485
00:22:59,749 --> 00:23:01,382
Much better.
486
00:23:01,384 --> 00:23:03,384
I finally stopped seeing
all that crazy stuff.
487
00:23:05,053 --> 00:23:06,353
Killer shrimp!
488
00:23:06,355 --> 00:23:07,421
(Screaming)
489
00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:09,957
(Laughing)
490
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,327
I spoke too soon.
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