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Xander: Previously on Bunk'd...
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Wait a minute. I know you.
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You're Dr. Hunter Brody,
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the host of my favorite
show... Both: For Reals!
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Why don't you come track
the Kikiwaka with me?
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We could make scientific history together.
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The tracking device is beeping!
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It must be the Kikiwaka!
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(Creature growling) (All screaming)
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(All screaming)
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(Growling loudly)
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And, cut!
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What in the world is going on here?
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Great television, that's what's going on!
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You mean, this was all fake? Yep!
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I really thought we were
about to find the Kikiwaka.
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What was that?
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Do you think it's Dr. Brody
trying to trick us again?
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No, he is back with Zuri!
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(Growling)
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That was the real Kikiwaka!
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And it just went into the camp!
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Sorry you had to come here on a
fake Kikiwaka sighting, Officer.
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Although you can still slap the
cuffs on me. I've been a bad girl.
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(Giggling)
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(Gasping) Please come back!
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That pillow with George Clooney's face
on it isn't doing it for me anymore!
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I don't understand. Guys, the
Kikiwaka was here! We saw it.
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(All groaning)
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I can't believe you two woke me up!
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I was having the most
delicious dream about my Xandy.
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Two words, sailor suit!
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Just because you bought it for me,
doesn't mean I have to wear it.
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Enough with the Kikiwaka already!
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You're never going to find it,
and you're driving everyone crazy!
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In your case, that's a short drive.
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I have never been so
humiliated in my entire life.
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How about the time you fell off the
stage after you won the science fair?
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Or the time you participated
in the science fair?
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Okay, okay, I get it!
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You two are in big trouble!
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What did I say about
using the emergency phone?
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Both: (Sighing) Never use
it for Kikiwaka sightings
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or calls to the health department.
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I'm sorry, Gladys, but
we did see the Kikiwaka!
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And it walked into the camp.
The hairy monster was here!
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Please, the only hairy monsters in
this camp are the kids in Badger Cabin.
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That cabin must have been
built on an ancient boneyard.
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They all magically hit
puberty at the exact same time.
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Okay, everyone, back to your cabins!
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Lights out immediately, or I'll swap
out your toilet paper with dry leaves.
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Jorge!
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What is in your hair?
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Curlers. You think these
luxurious locks come naturally?
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the
city behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out with someone new
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♪ Then falling out of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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I can't wait for my very
first Kikiwaka Day festival.
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It is awesome! And like every year,
my Kiki-Dogs are going to outsell
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all the other booths, or my
nickname isn't "The Wacky Woodchuck."
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That's your nickname?
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I've been trying to get it started.
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Well, this year you're going
to have some competition.
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I'm in charge of selling Cookie-Wakas.
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Pshaw! What do you know about selling food?
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Back in New York, I worked at
the snack shack in Central Park.
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Once I made $50,000 in one day.
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Wow, how much are hamburgers in New York?
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Not that much. I sold my
diamond ring to a rich tourist.
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♪ I'm strumming, humming, buzzing
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♪ When you're close to me
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♪ And I don't ask why
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♪ I could try to find the answer
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♪ But I might as well
count the stars up in the sky
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♪ And all that really matters is
you make me feel like I can fly... ♪
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Can it, pretty boy!
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You've got work to do. Go
put on your mascot costume.
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Fine. I hope they got the fleas out of it.
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Now, he's gonna come back
dressed in a Kikiwaka costume.
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Do not call the authorities.
Unless it's the fire department.
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Those guys are smokin'.
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I ordered 300 Kikiwaka
dolls, and you sent me
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300 kick balls! What am I
supposed to do with these?
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I certainly will not put them there!
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Hey, Gladys, I can get those dolls for ya.
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You can? Because the whole
town comes to this festival,
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and the money I make
today, I use to buy food,
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pay the workers, and my
toe wart acid is not cheap.
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Well, that explains the funny
walk and that burning smell.
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How are you gonna get all
those dolls made in time?
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You've got a built-in workforce here,
and I'm just the one to motivate them.
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Well, if you can do that, you
can have whatever you want.
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Oh, but my Channing Tatum back
scratcher is off the table.
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It was never on the table.
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I wanna use your shower.
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Deal. But why?
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Because I heard the water is actually hot.
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Unlike the soup here, which
is so cold it chipped my tooth.
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Get your Cookie-Wakas here!
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Each one comes with a kiss.
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Well played, Ross!
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Hey, guys, if you buy my Kiki-Dogs,
Emma will give you two kisses!
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Lou, do me a favor, and don't
put any onions on those hot dogs.
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Come get your Waka-Burgers! 100% beef,
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unlike Lou's Kiki-Dogs, which will
probably fetch if you throw something.
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Ruff! Ruff!
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That is not true!
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These hot dogs are made from
the choicest cuts of moose.
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That's good eats, people!
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Wow, Hazel's really competitive.
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That's because whichever girl
makes the most money from her booth
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is named Kikiwaka Queen.
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And Xander is the Kikiwaka King.
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Because he's the coolest guy at camp?
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That, and he's the only one who
can stand the smell of the suit.
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Wow, you guys are doing great!
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Ooh, Jorge, that's some awesome needlework.
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But why would you put red
lipstick on a Kikiwaka?
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That's blood.
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I keep forgetting which is
the pointy end of the needle.
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Ow! That one!
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Wow, these kids aren't
completely worthless after all.
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How'd you do it?
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Easy.
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Remember, the first
camper to finish 20 dolls
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gets a delicious pizza delivered.
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Awesome! That sure beats those stale
tortillas with ketchup they serve in here.
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Ketchup? What am I, made of gold?
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It's just water and red dye.
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I cannot believe that in
an entire camp library,
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this is the only photographic
evidence of the Kikiwaka.
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That's a Kikiwaka?
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Or a bear, or our groundskeeper.
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That guy really needs to mow himself!
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Keep looking. We must find proof.
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I know. I'm sick of being the
laughingstock of this camp.
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You and me, both. Do you
know who made fun of me today?
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Weak Bladder Brian.
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Because of him, there's more
urine in the lake than lake!
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Wait, I think I found something.
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According to ancient legends,
the beast is attracted
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to a pungent plant called the putriberry.
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Apparently, it is like Kikiwaka catnip.
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So let's find some of
those berries in the forest,
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catch the Kikiwaka, and redeem
ourselves in the eyes of the camp.
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Good idea! Then, we will have
nothing left to be embarrassed about.
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Except our slow obstacle course times.
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True. That bell will never be unrung.
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Attention!
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Buy a Waka Burger and get
a free photo with this guy.
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I can't believe Hazel thinks that
lame thing is going to attract anyone.
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Must. Buy. Burger.
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Xander: Lou, snap out of it!
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You guys have to sell
more stuff than Hazel.
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He's just worried because if
Hazel becomes Kikiwaka Queen,
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he'll have to dance with
her in front of everybody.
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She's going to shake
her groove thing at me.
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(Lou chuckling)
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Don't worry, Xander,
Hazel's not going to win.
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My cookies are made
with a secret ingredient.
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Emma, love is not a secret ingredient.
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Forget love. I'm talking
about an extra pound of butter.
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Hey, everyone!
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I hear those Kiki-Dogs
aren't just moose meat.
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They've got other parts in them, too.
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That is a lie!
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Okay, maybe one hoof fell in
the grinder, but that is it!
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We cannot let Hazel win.
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Lou, we have to team up. We
need to get people's attention.
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I have an idea.
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All we'll need is a bendy straw,
a raccoon, and a Bunsen burner.
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As curious as I am, I have a better idea.
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(Music playing on stereo)
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(Rapping) ♪ if you're hungry for
a dog, let me hear ya say "woof!"
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♪ So what if they contain
a little ground-up hoof?
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♪ I think y'all know what you need to do
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♪ Get in line, and buy some dogs by Lou.
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♪ Over here Emma's got
her Cookie-Waka booth
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♪ Her cookies are rockin',
if you want the truth
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♪ So, take it from me,
'cause I'm a hungry beast
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♪ Get some cookies and dogs,
and have a funky feast ♪
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Whoa!
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All: Whoa!
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Hey! No fair using my
boyfriend to attract customers!
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All: Your boyfriend?
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Let's go, Xandy!
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Come sing a song about me!
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And that song would be titled, There's
a Crazy Girl Who Won't Leave Me Alone!
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That's kind of a long title. I'd
probably just call it Crazy Girl.
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I'm going to make the most money,
and be Xander's Kikiwaka Queen,
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and we'll live happily
ever after in my cave.
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She has a cave!
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You haven't won yet!
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(Gasping)
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I picked a bad day to wear
my pink monkey underwear.
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Is there a good day? (Chuckling)
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(Giggling)
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Zuri, those dolls you made
me are selling like crazy!
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I need 200 more!
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What? That's impossible!
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These kids have already inhaled so
much yarn, their farts are fuzzy.
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How about instead of one hot shower,
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I let you have them for the entire summer?
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200 more dolls, coming right up!
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Hey, Zuri. I'm done with my dolls.
I'm gonna get my face painted,
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and maybe a pint or two of O-negative.
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No, you can't!
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We need to make 200 more dolls,
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or Gladys won't let me use
the shower that has hot water!
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(All gasp)
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Wait, that's why we're doing this?
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And there are showers here?
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Yes! Now get your bloodless
husk of a body back to work.
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Wait a minute, did you even order pizza?
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Yes! I mean... I would
have if I had a phone.
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(Whispering indistinctly)
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Okay, that's it!
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Fellow workers, we've been
breaking our backs for hours,
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my pants are full of fuzz,
and there's no pizza coming!
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Carbs are bad for you. You're welcome.
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It's time to take a stand! We
need to rise up against management.
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Viva la pizza!
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(All cheering)
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00:12:48,872 --> 00:12:52,140
Zuri: Guys, wait! Please, come back.
241
00:12:52,142 --> 00:12:57,145
Why should we? You used us, and that's
not how friends treat each other.
242
00:13:01,316 --> 00:13:02,817
Don't look at me like that.
243
00:13:04,820 --> 00:13:07,155
Emma: (Gasping) Omg!
244
00:13:07,157 --> 00:13:11,058
Whoa! Was there a monster truck
rally nobody told me about?
245
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:14,929
Lou, why did you leave the booths
unattended while I was in the bathroom?
246
00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:16,664
I'm so sorry, but the face
painter was about to leave
247
00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:18,966
and I really wanted to be a kitty.
248
00:13:20,936 --> 00:13:21,803
How did this happen?
249
00:13:21,805 --> 00:13:23,838
Gee, take a wild guess.
250
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,107
(Groaning) Hazel!
251
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,842
Why did you wreck our booths?
252
00:13:27,844 --> 00:13:29,811
It wasn't me. It was a freak storm.
253
00:13:29,813 --> 00:13:31,212
You're holding a sledgehammer!
254
00:13:32,981 --> 00:13:36,017
No, I'm not.
255
00:13:36,019 --> 00:13:40,354
Oh, well, I guess neither of you guys
is going to be the Kikiwaka Queen.
256
00:13:40,356 --> 00:13:43,291
But don't cry, Lou. I don't
want your whiskers to run.
257
00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:46,861
(Hissing and yowling)
258
00:13:46,863 --> 00:13:50,965
That is it. We are gonna get Hazel back,
or they don't call me The Wacky Woodchuck.
259
00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:52,033
They don't call you that.
260
00:13:52,035 --> 00:13:52,867
I know.
261
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,775
Ravi: Do you think we have gone far enough?
262
00:14:00,777 --> 00:14:04,979
Well, I don't wanna walk anymore, so, yes.
263
00:14:04,981 --> 00:14:09,116
Let us see if we can lure the
Kikiwaka out with these putriberries.
264
00:14:09,118 --> 00:14:11,385
And if that doesn't work, we
should just live in the forest.
265
00:14:11,387 --> 00:14:13,387
At least no one out here will mock us.
266
00:14:13,389 --> 00:14:15,223
(Crow cawing)
267
00:14:15,225 --> 00:14:17,458
That bird was mocking us, right?
268
00:14:18,894 --> 00:14:21,028
Pretty sure.
269
00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:25,466
(Gags) No wonder these are called
putriberries and not new-car-smell berries.
270
00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:29,303
If my nose could vomit, it would!
271
00:14:29,305 --> 00:14:31,873
Okay, let us hide behind
that tree over there.
272
00:14:35,711 --> 00:14:38,646
So, how long do you think we'll
have to wait for the Kikiwaka?
273
00:14:45,354 --> 00:14:48,055
(Growling) Not long.
274
00:14:48,057 --> 00:14:50,224
(Both screaming)
275
00:14:57,432 --> 00:14:59,367
I can't run anymore!
276
00:14:59,369 --> 00:15:00,902
Hide behind that rock!
277
00:15:03,672 --> 00:15:06,774
I've never run so fast in my life!
278
00:15:06,776 --> 00:15:09,610
Take that, Coach Dunlap!
279
00:15:09,612 --> 00:15:13,114
Do you think we lost him? Maybe.
280
00:15:13,116 --> 00:15:15,082
You are still holding on to the camera?
281
00:15:15,084 --> 00:15:18,686
Yes. And I was pointing it at him
the whole time we were running.
282
00:15:18,688 --> 00:15:22,223
Huzzah! Um, I mean... (Whispering) Huzzah.
283
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:25,393
We finally have proof
that the Kikiwaka is real.
284
00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:28,296
(Twig snapping) (Growling)
285
00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:34,035
I hope that's a really tall rabbit.
286
00:15:34,037 --> 00:15:35,937
(Screaming) (Growling)
287
00:15:39,107 --> 00:15:44,211
Zuri Ross is a poopy boss! Zuri
Ross is a poopy boss! Zuri Ross...
288
00:15:44,213 --> 00:15:47,715
Zuri, what is going on? Why
are these kids protesting?
289
00:15:47,717 --> 00:15:53,120
Because as the sign says,
Zuri Ross is a poopy boss.
290
00:15:53,122 --> 00:15:56,123
Well, I need more dolls.
Get those kids back to work.
291
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:59,126
Little tip, there's a Taser
under my bed if you need it.
292
00:16:00,562 --> 00:16:01,963
No way.
293
00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:03,764
Don't worry, they'll be fine.
294
00:16:03,766 --> 00:16:06,400
They twitch for an hour,
and they bounce right back.
295
00:16:06,402 --> 00:16:10,071
Look, it's bad enough
that I used my friends.
296
00:16:10,073 --> 00:16:13,908
I'm certainly not going to
shock the shorts off of 'em.
297
00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:16,944
Do it, or you won't get your hot shower.
298
00:16:16,946 --> 00:16:23,184
You know what? I don't care. I was
wrong, and I'm gonna make it right.
299
00:16:23,186 --> 00:16:26,620
Hey, guys, here's the pizza I promised you.
300
00:16:26,622 --> 00:16:28,689
I thought you didn't have a phone.
301
00:16:28,691 --> 00:16:31,192
I don't. I used the emergency phone.
302
00:16:31,194 --> 00:16:32,626
What?
303
00:16:32,628 --> 00:16:35,496
Sorry, Gladys. You should
really hide that better.
304
00:16:37,332 --> 00:16:40,768
This is awesome! Thanks, Zuri.
305
00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:45,039
You're welcome. And I'm really sorry.
306
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:48,542
I was blinded by the steamy
fog of civilized bathing.
307
00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:53,447
As long as you've got
pepperoni, we forgive you.
308
00:16:53,449 --> 00:16:55,349
Viva la pizza!
309
00:16:55,351 --> 00:16:57,118
(All cheering)
310
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,287
No!
311
00:17:00,289 --> 00:17:02,957
I need the money from those dolls!
312
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:05,026
My warts are creeping up my legs.
313
00:17:05,961 --> 00:17:07,895
(Groaning)
314
00:17:07,897 --> 00:17:10,998
Hazel, we just wanted to come
over and say congratulations.
315
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,201
Obviously, you're going
to win Kikiwaka Queen.
316
00:17:14,203 --> 00:17:17,505
Well, I hate to gloat but... I win!
317
00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:21,175
You lose! In your feline face!
318
00:17:21,177 --> 00:17:23,844
By the way, you should know, while
you were in the bathroom earlier,
319
00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:27,214
we put putriberries in your burgers,
just to give 'em a little zing.
320
00:17:27,216 --> 00:17:29,750
Putriberries? But those make people sick!
321
00:17:29,752 --> 00:17:31,052
(Both gasp)
322
00:17:31,054 --> 00:17:34,088
Really? Well, that's unfortunate.
323
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:37,591
Wow, if people eat your
Waka-Burgers and get sick,
324
00:17:37,593 --> 00:17:40,394
you're going to get in a
lot of trouble with Gladys.
325
00:17:40,396 --> 00:17:43,330
Then you can forget about
becoming Kikiwaka Queen.
326
00:17:43,332 --> 00:17:44,398
Ba-boosh!
327
00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:48,069
I've got to get those burgers back!
328
00:17:48,071 --> 00:17:50,337
Stop! Those burgers will make you barf.
329
00:17:52,107 --> 00:17:53,741
Stop!
330
00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:55,843
Here's your money back!
Please don't sue my aunt!
331
00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:59,313
Since that zipline snapped, it's been
really tough for her to get insurance!
332
00:18:00,115 --> 00:18:01,782
Hazel, what are you doing?
333
00:18:01,784 --> 00:18:04,218
You never, ever, ever give money back!
334
00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:06,821
Wait, that's his money! He
didn't even buy a burger.
335
00:18:07,255 --> 00:18:09,557
Oops!
336
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:13,194
Wow, Hazel actually believed we
put putriberries in her burgers!
337
00:18:13,196 --> 00:18:15,229
(Chuckling) I know!
338
00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:17,631
This is better than the time we filled
her shampoo bottle with toothpaste.
339
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:20,501
Hey, we did her a favor. It
keeps her hair pearly-white.
340
00:18:24,306 --> 00:18:25,706
Ravi: Quick, hide in here.
341
00:18:30,479 --> 00:18:36,317
Ravi, I'm scared. Do not
worry. We will be safe in here.
342
00:18:36,319 --> 00:18:37,785
(Growling)
343
00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:39,153
(Screaming)
344
00:18:47,295 --> 00:18:48,996
Maybe, it's gone.
345
00:18:48,998 --> 00:18:50,131
(Growling)
346
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:52,333
(Screaming)
347
00:18:52,335 --> 00:18:55,169
Maybe, it wants your backpack! (Growling)
348
00:18:55,171 --> 00:18:57,338
There must be some
putriberries still in there!
349
00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:59,106
(Growling)
350
00:18:59,108 --> 00:19:01,408
Here is our chance. Run!
351
00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:02,476
(Growling)
352
00:19:07,415 --> 00:19:09,316
MS. Gladys: Please, come back!
353
00:19:09,318 --> 00:19:12,086
There's plenty of non-toxic
merchandise for you to buy.
354
00:19:14,289 --> 00:19:18,192
Ms. Gladys, we were
right! The Kikiwaka exists!
355
00:19:18,194 --> 00:19:19,827
Tiffany: And we've got
the proof right here.
356
00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:23,297
Actual footage of the real Kikiwaka.
357
00:19:23,299 --> 00:19:24,832
Really? Well, put it on!
358
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:27,301
Anything to keep these people
here and spending money.
359
00:19:27,303 --> 00:19:30,471
They're running away faster
than my Internet dates!
360
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:33,440
Wait until those pinecone
throwers see this!
361
00:19:33,442 --> 00:19:36,210
Our days of humiliation are over!
362
00:19:36,212 --> 00:19:42,383
Ladies and gentlemen, you are about
to witness scientific history.
363
00:19:42,385 --> 00:19:44,952
Documented by two brilliant scientists.
364
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:47,188
A.K.A., us.
365
00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:51,192
Behold, the actual Kikiwaka!
366
00:19:52,727 --> 00:19:55,696
Run for your life! I want my mommy!
367
00:19:55,698 --> 00:19:58,098
I don't want my mommy!
368
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:01,235
All: Boo!
369
00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:06,106
No! I had the camera in selfie mode!
370
00:20:06,675 --> 00:20:08,342
People, please!
371
00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:12,546
The Kikiwaka really does exist! We saw it!
372
00:20:12,548 --> 00:20:15,149
Come back! We've all been duped.
373
00:20:15,151 --> 00:20:17,418
You know what I like to
do when I've been lied to?
374
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:20,421
Take a hot soak in Kikiwaka Bubble Bath.
375
00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:24,325
Only $19.95, and sure to
scare the dirt right off ya!
376
00:20:26,394 --> 00:20:29,496
I am so sorry, Ravi. I really messed up.
377
00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:32,266
It is okay, Tiffany.
378
00:20:32,901 --> 00:20:35,069
Really? You mean it?
379
00:20:35,071 --> 00:20:36,604
No, not really.
380
00:20:38,173 --> 00:20:40,841
We have sealed our fates
as the camp outcasts.
381
00:20:40,843 --> 00:20:43,410
Well, resealed our fates.
382
00:20:43,412 --> 00:20:46,413
But... At least we are outcasts together.
383
00:20:46,415 --> 00:20:51,318
Yep. And if I have to be shunned with
someone, I'm really glad it's you.
384
00:20:54,256 --> 00:20:57,391
Hazel, do you know how
much money you cost me?
385
00:20:57,393 --> 00:20:59,927
Go to your cave, and think
about what you've done!
386
00:21:02,697 --> 00:21:06,100
Ha! That's what Hazel gets when
she messes with the 'Chucks!
387
00:21:06,102 --> 00:21:09,637
We do make a pretty good team.
Way to go, Wacky Woodchuck.
388
00:21:09,639 --> 00:21:13,407
Aw, my nickname! I knew it would catch on.
389
00:21:13,409 --> 00:21:14,875
Both: Hey, Lou.
390
00:21:14,877 --> 00:21:15,976
Dang it!
391
00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:21,482
This is so unfair!
392
00:21:21,484 --> 00:21:24,485
Because of you two, I didn't
get to be the Kikiwaka Queen.
393
00:21:24,487 --> 00:21:27,488
Well, it's not like either
Lou or I got to be Queen.
394
00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:30,291
Although I did once have
a prince propose to me.
395
00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:32,626
I was once named queen at our local rodeo.
396
00:21:32,628 --> 00:21:34,261
Did you get a crown?
397
00:21:34,263 --> 00:21:37,498
No, but I got a belt buckle
the size of your head.
398
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,200
Well, any of you would have
been better than who did win.
399
00:21:42,103 --> 00:21:46,840
King Xander, shall we do the traditional
Kikiwaka King and Queen dance?
400
00:21:46,842 --> 00:21:48,609
I'd rather burn off your toe warts.
401
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,344
You'll be doing that too.
402
00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:54,515
(Dance music playing on stereo)
403
00:22:13,802 --> 00:22:15,836
I've got to get this on video! (Chuckling)
404
00:22:17,472 --> 00:22:18,539
Oh, right.
405
00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:23,210
Can you please keep it down?
406
00:22:23,212 --> 00:22:25,679
Some of us are trying
to get our beauty rest!
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