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(Theme music playing)
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(Campers clamoring)
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(Panting)
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(Sighing)
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Excuse me, sir. Can you have
these delivered to my room?
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Geez! You don't shave your legs for
one month, and suddenly you're a "sir."
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I haven't even looked at your legs yet.
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Ravi Ross, a pleasure.
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You must be Ms. Gladys, the proprietor.
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Thank you for letting Mrs. Kipling
come to camp. (Mrs. Kipling groaning)
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I assure you, the odds of her
eating any campers are very remote.
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I would still hide the bite-size kids.
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(Mrs. Kipling groaning)
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Aren't there supposed to be four of you?
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Our brother, Luke, got
stuck in summer school.
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Probably because he can't
spell either of those words.
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Check cleared, don't care.
Sign in with my niece.
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(Campers cheering)
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Hazel, these are the Rosses.
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I met your parents right
here when we were 16.
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Your dad was a stone-cold fox.
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(Growling)
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Could've gone my whole
life without hearing that.
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My aunt's always talking about your mom.
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(Chuckles) She hates her.
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With every bone in my body,
including my artificial hip.
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I loved your father, but
your mom stole him from me.
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Plus the title of "Best Counselor,"
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and any chance I ever had
at having a happy life!
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No offense, but you guys are the
worst welcoming committee ever.
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Note to self, start digging
escape tunnel tonight.
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By the way, phones aren't
allowed at camp. Hand it over.
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(Scoffing) No! Back off, mister!
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Oh!
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(Shushing) I'm studying for
the national spelling bee!
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If I don't win, my mom
won't let me come home.
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My brother lost last year, and I
haven't seen him in 10 months.
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Welcome!
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I'm Lou, camp counselor and
head Woodchuck in charge!
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(Chitters)
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(Emma grunting) (Bones cracking)
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I'm Emma. I'd hug you back, but
you just separated my shoulder.
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(Bones cracking)
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Oops! My bad.
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We'll make you a sling in arts and crafts.
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So, you're my new counselor in training?
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Let the training begin.
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(Yelling) Sit!
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Jk! (Laughing) (Sighing)
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No, seriously. Sit, or
you're goin' in the crate!
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JK again! I'm all about the JKs!
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Lol! (Nervous giggle)
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OMG!
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So, how many years of camp
experience do you have?
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None.
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But you like kids, right?
Not really. They're sticky.
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So why do you want to be a camp counselor?
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Oh, I don't.
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But my mom thought it would be good for me.
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I guess she was some
sort of super counselor,
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so now she expects me to live up to that.
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Good luck! Christina Ross
is a legend around here.
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They say she could assemble
a s'more in two seconds flat,
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and her dreamcatchers
actually caught dreams!
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She caught mine!
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And mine!
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I should be in Milan for Fashion Week,
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but instead I'm stuck here
picking bugs out of my teeth!
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(Snaps fingers) Nature's popcorn.
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Speaking of fashion, I hate to
brag, but I'm a cover girl.
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Really?
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Yep! Four-H Digest.
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The big fall flea and tick issue.
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If we run fast enough, we might
be able to catch the limo.
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Greetings, bunk mate! Hey! Uh... Whoa!
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(Mrs. Kipling groaning)
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Uh, I think that alligator
thingy ate your pet.
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That alligator thingy is my pet.
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Oh, that explains the cage.
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I just thought we were
getting a really creepy kid.
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(Mrs. Kipling groaning)
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Ravi Gupta Balasubramanium Ross,
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your new CIT eagerly
reporting for duty, sir!
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I'm Xander.
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Oh. So what are the cabin rules?
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I'm not really big on rules.
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Except always wear shower shoes.
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I once got fungus so bad, I lost a toenail.
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But it's cool, 'cause now
I use it as a guitar pick.
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You know those cost,
like, five cents, right?
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Hey, dudes! I'm Jorge.
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Mind if I take this bunk?
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Actually, that is my... Dude, trust
me. You want me to sleep downwind!
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Especially on burrito night.
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I once had a 23-minute fart!
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That seems medically impossible.
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Although handy if we
go hot-air ballooning.
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That's why the aliens
abducted me. I'm special.
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Well, parts of you clearly are.
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So let me guess. The aliens probed you?
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Of course not! They just invited
me for brunch. You're weird.
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(Playing guitar)
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(All applauding)
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Xander, that was awesome!
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Can I have your pick?
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Sure.
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(Retches)
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Then during free time tomorrow,
we can dive for mud dabs,
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and connect your mosquito bites
to see what shape they make!
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Look, mine make Abe Lincoln!
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(Gasping) Whoa!
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That supes cute guy is here
and you led with mud dabs?
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(Halting scratch)
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Where did that wind come from?
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Whoa! I think I'm in love.
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Finally!
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Let's get married after
the tetherball tournament!
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Hi, I'm Xander. I'm Emma.
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I'm nauseous.
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Ooh! Looks like Cupid just shot an arrow.
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I hope it goes in her eye and out her ear.
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Little Woodchuck wisdom, don't
go to the archery range with her.
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(Blowing whistle)
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Campers, welcome to Camp Kikiwaka!
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Except for you, Timmy.
Your parents' check bounced.
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You can sleep by the front gate.
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Hopefully, they'll pick
you up in the morning.
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(Tribal drums playing)
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Ki-ki-wa-ka!
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All:
Ki-ki-wa-ka!
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Ki-ki-wa-ka!
All: Ki-ki-wa-ka!
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Okay, this is a cult. Taxi!
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We pay homage to Kikiwaka, the
giant, ravenous demon beast
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who roams these woods!
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Say what now?
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Ki-ki-wa-ka!
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Hear me and leave these campers in peace!
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Did she just say "in pieces"?
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With the blessing of Kikiwaka,
our summer revels commence!
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Remember to pick up your trash.
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Tiffany, aren't you scared of the Kikiwaka?
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Nope. Nothing's scarier than
my mom if I don't get an A.
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Listen, cheekbones,
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Xander is mine.
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No, I'm not.
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So you should go back
to New York before one
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of those long legs ends up in a bear trap.
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See you at the friendship circle.
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(Sighs)
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She's not really good with new people.
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Or old people. Or any people.
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Gladys over pa: Attention, campers!
Time for the obstacle course.
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The winning cabin gets
to have a pizza party,
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while I just continue the
obstacle course that is my life.
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(Arrow released) (Gasps)
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Is archery part of the obstacle course?
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Nope.
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(Whistling)
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Ravi, what are you doing?
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Obviously, as your counselor-in-training,
I am demonstrating what not to do.
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Dude, you're embarrassing
Grizzly Cabin! And men in general!
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I think Ravi's doing great,
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considering he could barely
pick up his egg for the egg race.
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It was a jumbo! What do
they feed those chickens?
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Whoo-hoo! That was fun.
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Fun? Forget fun! Focus!
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Thanks to your pathetic
performance on this bouncy house,
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our cabin is behind!
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Tiffany, it's just a game. Who cares?
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I care!
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Because if we don't win "best cabin,"
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then I can't win "best camper,"
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and if I don't win "best camper,"
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I won't get into Harvard, which means
I won't get into Harvard Medical School,
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which means I'll never become a top
doctor, which will kill my mother!
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Do you want to kill my mother?
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No, but I do want to talk to
her about her parenting skills.
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So Woodchuck Cabin is losing,
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Your campers are turning
on each other... (Gasps)
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Great leadership, Emma!
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She is a good leader!
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Just ask our campers.
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Which one's Emma again?
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(Laughs mockingly)
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You should just go home now.
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As a CIT, you're DOA.
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She is not!
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She has legendary counselor Christina
Ross' blood running through her veins!
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And I'd like to keep it there,
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so let's not get the girl
with access to arrows angry.
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Ah! Look, I'm doing it!
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That's my bunk buddy, people!
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Hey, Emma, catch!
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(Screams)
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(All laughing)
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Let's see how Xander likes
Little Miss Perfect now.
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Emma!
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(Panting)
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Emma, are you okay?
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Well, I'm better than
those worms I just fell on.
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Oh!
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A pretty girl covered in mud, and you
thought he wasn't going to like that?
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What's next? You hand her a tray of hot
wings and have her turn on football?
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(Sharp violin playing)
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I can't believe there's
still mud in my ears.
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Lucky you.
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At least you don't have to
listen to Tiffany's violin.
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Give it a rest!
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Stop screaming at Violet!
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She's very high-strung!
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Today was a disaster.
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Instead of being a super counselor
like Mom, I'm the lamest CIT ever.
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You are not!
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You're much better than my last CIT, Tammy.
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She took the kids to pet
the hibernating bears.
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Bears don't hibernate in the summer.
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Exactly!
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It was a lot of paperwork.
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Okay...
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But I was humiliated in
front of the whole camp.
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Plus, Hazel's never going
to let Xander near me.
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At least not while you're still breathing.
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Sorry, that sounded much
more supportive in my head.
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(Gasps)
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Yay! Xander sent me a text on paper!
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Think that's called a note.
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He wants me to sneak out
tonight and meet him at The Spot!
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Whoo-wee! The Spot is the place
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in the woods where the
kids go to... You know.
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Get electrocuted?
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You can't sneak out!
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That could give our cabin demerits!
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So? So, that goes on my permanent record!
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(Groans) It's camp!
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The only permanent records they keep
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are how many kids get
diarrhea from the lousy food!
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(Stomach rumbling loudly)
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Uh-oh! I think it's about to be one more.
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Would you please go back to the cabin?
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Not happening!
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I don't know what's more
toxic, Tiffany's attitude,
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or what I left in that toilet!
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(Exclaims)
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Are you okay?
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What made this giant footprint?
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Uh, a giant foot, duh.
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(Snarling) (Shrieks)
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I'm really hoping that's your stomach.
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Nope.
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(Snarling)
252
00:13:35,718 --> 00:13:38,219
Do you think it's the Kikiwaka?
253
00:13:38,221 --> 00:13:41,055
I don't know. Why don't
you stay here and ask it?
254
00:13:59,441 --> 00:14:01,242
(Both groaning)
255
00:14:01,244 --> 00:14:02,677
(Grunts)
256
00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:04,111
Yes! I win!
257
00:14:04,113 --> 00:14:06,581
No, you do not. You moved the table.
258
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:09,150
Hey, all's fair in love and pool.
259
00:14:10,686 --> 00:14:12,587
That is not a saying.
260
00:14:12,589 --> 00:14:14,522
It is on planet Zorb.
261
00:14:15,624 --> 00:14:18,526
Dude, why are you such a buzzkill?
262
00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:20,628
I am not a killer of the buzz!
263
00:14:20,630 --> 00:14:22,296
As your
counselor-in-training,
264
00:14:22,298 --> 00:14:24,599
it is my duty to teach
you to follow the rules!
265
00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:27,134
Bro, you just defined "buzzkill."
266
00:14:28,637 --> 00:14:30,304
Hey, Xander.
267
00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:34,709
I made you hot wings.
268
00:14:34,711 --> 00:14:36,444
Want a bite?
269
00:14:36,446 --> 00:14:38,346
I don't think she's
talking about the wings.
270
00:14:40,115 --> 00:14:42,316
Come on! Come on!
271
00:14:42,318 --> 00:14:44,752
Lou, I don't have time to play foosball!
272
00:14:44,754 --> 00:14:47,421
I need to finish my college applications!
273
00:14:47,423 --> 00:14:48,723
That's seven years from now!
274
00:14:48,725 --> 00:14:51,525
I'm applying really early admission.
275
00:14:53,428 --> 00:14:55,229
Xander?
276
00:14:55,231 --> 00:14:57,765
You're supposed to be with
Emma. Why are you here?
277
00:14:57,767 --> 00:14:59,834
Because he'd rather be with me.
278
00:14:59,836 --> 00:15:01,669
I never said that!
279
00:15:01,671 --> 00:15:03,771
Did anybody hear me say that?
280
00:15:06,174 --> 00:15:08,409
Emma went to The Spot
because you sent her that note
281
00:15:08,411 --> 00:15:09,644
telling her to meet you there.
282
00:15:09,646 --> 00:15:11,245
I didn't send her any note.
283
00:15:11,247 --> 00:15:13,581
Uh-oh. This Woodchuck... (Chitters)
284
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,082
(Sniffs) ...Smells a rat.
285
00:15:17,252 --> 00:15:20,621
Oh, that is Jorge. He refuses to shower.
286
00:15:22,591 --> 00:15:25,826
Gee, who would want to send
Emma out into the woods?
287
00:15:25,828 --> 00:15:27,695
I'm looking at you, Hazel.
288
00:15:27,697 --> 00:15:29,163
Right where your soul should be!
289
00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:33,301
Emma's not alone. She's with Zuri.
290
00:15:33,303 --> 00:15:36,671
That's right, Violet. That
mean little girl is gone.
291
00:15:39,174 --> 00:15:43,210
Why don't you all leave, so Xander
and I can play a little nine ball?
292
00:15:43,712 --> 00:15:44,779
Rack 'em!
293
00:15:46,715 --> 00:15:48,215
No!
294
00:15:48,217 --> 00:15:49,650
There will be no racking!
295
00:15:49,652 --> 00:15:51,619
We have to go find Emma and Zuri!
296
00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:53,120
(Sighs) Oh, okay.
297
00:15:53,122 --> 00:15:55,189
Let's use the buddy system. I pick Xander!
298
00:16:00,462 --> 00:16:02,897
All: Emma! Zuri!
299
00:16:02,899 --> 00:16:06,701
Uh-oh. I see something really scary!
300
00:16:07,803 --> 00:16:08,769
Is it my mom?
301
00:16:10,405 --> 00:16:13,407
No. It's a giant footprint.
302
00:16:14,609 --> 00:16:16,811
(Rustling in bushes) Shh!
303
00:16:16,813 --> 00:16:19,213
(Growling) (All screaming)
304
00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:23,784
(Both screaming)
305
00:16:23,786 --> 00:16:28,155
(Exhales) Wow, you are lighter than a
chicken, and their bones are hollow!
306
00:16:29,558 --> 00:16:31,525
(Louder growling) (All screaming)
307
00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:40,368
Ow! Emma! Xander!
308
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:43,537
(Flatly) Yay, we found her.
309
00:16:43,539 --> 00:16:46,941
I still cannot believe you sent
my sisters off into the woods
310
00:16:46,943 --> 00:16:49,210
to become Kikiwaka kebabs.
311
00:16:49,212 --> 00:16:51,512
You sent Emma that note?
312
00:16:51,514 --> 00:16:55,883
(Scoffs) So, first you shoot an arrow
at me, then you knock me into the mud,
313
00:16:55,885 --> 00:16:58,352
and then you send me off
into the woods to die?
314
00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:00,654
(Scoffs) I'm starting to
think you don't like me.
315
00:17:01,023 --> 00:17:02,256
(Growling)
316
00:17:03,392 --> 00:17:04,825
It's coming! Get up the tree!
317
00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:05,893
(All shouting)
318
00:17:06,795 --> 00:17:07,862
Ahh!
319
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:15,636
(In a sing-song voice) Xander
and hazel sittin' in a tree.
320
00:17:15,638 --> 00:17:18,773
G-A-G-G-I-N-G.
321
00:17:20,609 --> 00:17:23,778
No one told me there was
gonna be a spelling bee!
322
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:26,614
(Growling) (All screaming)
323
00:17:26,616 --> 00:17:29,917
(Speaking Spanish)
324
00:17:30,585 --> 00:17:33,387
(Speaking mandarin)
325
00:17:34,456 --> 00:17:36,891
(Speaking hindi)
326
00:17:36,893 --> 00:17:38,592
Ugh, Ravi, we are not doomed!
327
00:17:38,594 --> 00:17:40,261
You understood him?
328
00:17:40,263 --> 00:17:42,663
Ravi panics a lot, so I've
picked up a little Hindi.
329
00:17:42,665 --> 00:17:45,866
(Growling) (All screaming)
330
00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:48,736
Okay, look, everyone needs to calm down.
331
00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:50,571
I'm going to get us out of this!
332
00:17:50,573 --> 00:17:52,940
Why should we listen to
you, you boyfriend snatcher?
333
00:17:52,942 --> 00:17:55,342
Because everything you've put me through
334
00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:57,478
has taught me I'm tougher than I thought.
335
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,979
Now, let's scare this thing off!
336
00:17:58,981 --> 00:18:03,451
Good idea! Hazel, go down
and ask it for a date.
337
00:18:03,453 --> 00:18:05,886
Xandy, are you going to let
them talk about me like that?
338
00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:11,025
Yes. I would high five them if I weren't
so afraid to let go of this branch.
339
00:18:11,027 --> 00:18:13,461
Okay, we know animals are
scared of bright lights...
340
00:18:13,463 --> 00:18:14,962
Oh! We all have flashlights!
341
00:18:14,964 --> 00:18:16,297
(Ravi gasps) Emma: Oh!
342
00:18:16,299 --> 00:18:19,400
You all have flashlights!
343
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,869
We also know they hate
loud, annoying noises.
344
00:18:21,871 --> 00:18:23,838
Like Tiffany's violin!
345
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:26,006
Sorry.
346
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:30,744
And sometimes offensive
odors will drive animals off!
347
00:18:30,746 --> 00:18:31,912
All: Jorge's farts!
348
00:18:31,914 --> 00:18:33,547
I'm on it!
349
00:18:33,549 --> 00:18:35,783
Okay, all in favor of attacking this thing,
350
00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:39,920
instead of just sitting here waiting
to be eaten, say "Aye!" All: Aye!
351
00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:42,423
(All screaming) (Violin screeching)
352
00:18:44,059 --> 00:18:46,961
(Loud, extended fart)
353
00:18:48,964 --> 00:18:51,866
(Creature yowling) (All coughing)
354
00:18:53,702 --> 00:18:54,676
Is it gone?
355
00:18:54,707 --> 00:18:58,602
(Gagging) After that fart, there's
nothing alive within 100 miles.
356
00:19:00,909 --> 00:19:02,309
I cannot focus my eyes!
357
00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:07,348
That was superior screeching, Zuri Ross.
358
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:10,918
Thanks, Tiff. And your
violin never sounded better.
359
00:19:11,987 --> 00:19:14,588
Emma, your plan worked!
360
00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:16,824
Way to be a leader, Woodchuck.
361
00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:18,959
I think your mom would
be really proud of you.
362
00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:20,828
Thank you, Lou.
363
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:23,097
Don't you agree, Hazel?
364
00:19:23,099 --> 00:19:26,033
Maybe. But don't get cocky.
365
00:19:26,035 --> 00:19:29,637
Remember, I'm the head counselor
here, so what I say goes.
366
00:19:29,971 --> 00:19:31,338
Follow me!
367
00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:34,074
Camp's the other way.
368
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:35,943
I knew that!
369
00:19:47,956 --> 00:19:52,726
Geez, you try to have a little
fun by terrorizing some campers,
370
00:19:52,728 --> 00:19:54,395
and you get a pinecone to the head.
371
00:19:54,996 --> 00:19:56,497
(Grunts)
372
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,065
I hate kids!
373
00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:06,907
Okay, I think I've got it.
374
00:20:06,909 --> 00:20:08,709
(Chittering rhythmically)
375
00:20:08,711 --> 00:20:09,777
Perfect!
376
00:20:09,779 --> 00:20:11,445
(Chittering rhythmically)
377
00:20:11,447 --> 00:20:13,647
Aww! My little Woodchuck's all grown up!
378
00:20:15,717 --> 00:20:20,120
You know, my mom was right. I think
this is going to be a pretty good summer.
379
00:20:20,122 --> 00:20:22,756
Wait till I teach you how to
give a porcupine a French braid.
380
00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:25,492
Hurts like heck, but they
look so darn adorable!
381
00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:28,562
Attention, campers!
382
00:20:30,832 --> 00:20:36,070
I have been informed that there was
a Kikiwaka close encounter last night.
383
00:20:36,072 --> 00:20:38,072
All: Whoa!
384
00:20:38,074 --> 00:20:39,974
I haven't had a close encounter
385
00:20:39,976 --> 00:20:42,876
since last July 4th at the Moose Lodge.
386
00:20:42,878 --> 00:20:44,979
I'm so lonely!
387
00:20:44,981 --> 00:20:46,080
Gladys: Oh!
388
00:20:46,082 --> 00:20:50,017
That was one unlucky moose.
389
00:20:50,019 --> 00:20:53,053
We encountered the Kikiwaka! That was us.
390
00:20:53,055 --> 00:20:54,822
(All applauding)
391
00:20:56,524 --> 00:20:59,159
And for the last ding dang time,
392
00:20:59,161 --> 00:21:01,462
it is one thing to pee in the lake,
393
00:21:01,464 --> 00:21:04,098
but it is completely unacceptable
394
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:07,001
to leave a number two in a canoe!
395
00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:12,740
What? The signs around
here are really confusing.
396
00:21:14,576 --> 00:21:18,779
So instead, we'll be
racing inner tubes today.
397
00:21:18,781 --> 00:21:21,548
Last person to the lake
has to clean the canoe!
398
00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:26,524
♪ Here we go
399
00:21:26,555 --> 00:21:29,957
♪ We're leaving the
city behind right now
400
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:31,992
♪ Let's gather by the campfire light
401
00:21:31,994 --> 00:21:33,594
♪ And sing this song
402
00:21:33,995 --> 00:21:35,996
All: ♪ Kikiwaka
403
00:21:37,032 --> 00:21:39,099
♪ Hanging out with someone new
404
00:21:39,101 --> 00:21:42,069
♪ Then falling out of a camp canoe
405
00:21:42,071 --> 00:21:44,538
♪ What's that smell? It's on your shoe
406
00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:46,006
All: ♪ Kikiwaka
407
00:21:46,941 --> 00:21:49,209
♪ Got a s'more in my hair
408
00:21:49,211 --> 00:21:51,845
♪ Mosquitos in our underwear
409
00:21:51,847 --> 00:21:54,048
♪ Shower's broke but we don't care
410
00:21:54,050 --> 00:21:55,478
All: ♪ Kikiwaka
411
00:21:55,509 --> 00:22:01,188
♪ This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
412
00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:05,192
♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
413
00:22:05,194 --> 00:22:07,494
All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
414
00:22:07,496 --> 00:22:09,897
All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
415
00:22:09,899 --> 00:22:13,200
All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
416
00:22:13,202 --> 00:22:15,135
(All cheering and applauding)
417
00:22:20,809 --> 00:22:23,177
Uh, Hazel, three's a crowd.
418
00:22:23,179 --> 00:22:25,579
Oh, did you hear that, Emma? Get lost.
419
00:22:26,715 --> 00:22:28,435
You already tried that
last night, remember?
420
00:22:35,056 --> 00:22:38,759
Wow, last time the bonfire was this big,
Gladys had dropped her canteen in it.
421
00:22:40,128 --> 00:22:43,097
That's because I threw in
all of Tiffany's flashcards.
422
00:22:43,099 --> 00:22:43,799
What?
423
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:46,600
I'm going to make sure
you have fun this summer,
424
00:22:46,602 --> 00:22:48,936
if it's the last thing I ever do.
425
00:22:48,938 --> 00:22:53,207
If my mom hears about this, it will be.
426
00:22:53,209 --> 00:22:57,177
Although it might be nice to
have a little fun for a change.
427
00:22:57,179 --> 00:22:58,367
Great!
428
00:22:58,398 --> 00:23:03,117
Tonight, I'll teach you how to hollow
out your mattress to hide stuff.
429
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:07,121
With your book smarts and my street
smarts, we're going to rule this camp!
430
00:23:09,557 --> 00:23:11,959
Oh! Jorge, move back!
431
00:23:11,961 --> 00:23:14,595
You are supposed to melt the
marshmallow, not your face.
432
00:23:14,597 --> 00:23:18,866
Hey, compared to what the aliens
did to me, that would be nothing.
433
00:23:19,701 --> 00:23:22,169
After brunch, it got ugly.
434
00:23:24,239 --> 00:23:28,175
Hey, guys, do you think the
Kikiwaka's gonna come back tonight?
435
00:23:28,177 --> 00:23:31,211
Not if he knows Jorge
had burritos for dinner.
436
00:23:33,882 --> 00:23:38,252
Ha! Dopey kids. They'll believe anything.
437
00:23:38,254 --> 00:23:40,687
Campers: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
438
00:23:40,689 --> 00:23:42,956
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
439
00:23:42,958 --> 00:23:46,260
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
♪ (Growling and snarling)
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