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May your blood bring fortune
to those who have good in their hearts.
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May your blood
bring death and destruction
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to those who have evil
in their minds.
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Your blood will live
in this stone unto eternity.
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I gotta give you credit, Steph.
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You really know how to pick
your transportation.
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There's always a price
for Hindustani sabhyata.
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Huh! It's all Greek to me.
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Hindi. It means "the culture of India".
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Yeah. On the way back,
we take the plane.
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You're the boss, Sandeep.
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Two hours to Madras.
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Madras, two hours.
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Two hours to Madras.
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Two hours to Madras.
Madras, two hours.
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- Excuse me.
- Yeah, sure.
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Two hours to Madras.
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Thank you.
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Unbelievable, an Indian train
that's punctual.
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Give it a chance.
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There's still two hours
for it to break down.
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I hope not because I have important
business to attend to in Bangalore.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't introduce myself.
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- Paul Lorre.
- Sandy McVey.
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- I'm Stephanie.
- Pleasure.
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Are you two married
or just in love?
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- We're...
- We're in textiles.
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- Booming business.
- What kind of business are you in?
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Strange, isn't it?
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People always start a conversation
by talking about their line of work.
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They could always start
with their sexual preferences.
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- What about yours, Mr. Lorre?
- Mine?
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Line of work. What do you do?
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I'm in the import/export business.
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So, what's your problem?
The price of the rupee is not going up.
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Don't mind him, Mr. Lorre.
He's got a warped sense of humor.
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Deep down he's a great guy.
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Well, I never doubted that,
not for a second.
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Exercise, old man, exercise!
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Be quick on your feet, be deadly.
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- Be aware!
- Ow!
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Thank you for spicing up my boredom.
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A select group of people
have been waiting for you to wake up.
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Be in my office in two minutes.
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And wash up.
I hate the sight of blood.
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I'm thrilled to hear
you're interested, Baron,
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but I too have an affinity
for the stone.
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So I think a deal
is a trifle premature at the moment.
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Let's just call it an offer
for the time being.
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Well, that's very kind
but not nearly generous enough.
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You see, to tempt me,
you must excite me,
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and those figures
don't excite me at all.
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No, I can't commit myself.
It wouldn't be... fair to my passions.
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No, you see, I collect myself.
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I must see how much desire is left
after I've been to bed with a ruby.
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No, I don't mind talking on the phone.
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Phone tapping in India,
my dear Baron,
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will probably be invented
in a couple of centuries.
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Goodbye.
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All right, off you go.
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Keep at a distance,
observe but don't get involved.
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Take two men with you.
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Make sure Lorre is alone,
not followed,
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and safely on his way to Bangalore.
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Buy yourselves some ice cream.
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Something you're interested in,
Mr. Lorre?
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No, no, no.
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Oh, the stone of blood.
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Bloodstone.
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Seems like a neat job,
done right under Scotland Yard's nose.
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Perhaps an act of justice.
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The legendary ruby
should be returned to India.
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Amazing how quickly you read.
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I just glanced.
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Well, you can have it.
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It's a reprint from the London Times.
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Isn't it surprising
what you can read between the lines?
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The crime happened
over 5,000 miles away.
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You talk like a detective.
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You forget, Mr. Lorre, I'm in textiles.
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But the way it reads in the paper,
someone very untalented
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got really lucky with the bloodstone.
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It certainly wasn't the work
of a professional.
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The Titanic, Mr. McVey,
was built by professionals.
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Noah was an amateur.
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This is actually
a considerable misfortune, sir.
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It's rather important
that we catch this particular train.
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You miss one train, take another.
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I'm prepared to pay you 130 rupees.
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150, then.
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150 American dollars.
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We'll pay you in pounds.
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Dollars. In advance.
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If we don't make it on time,
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we get our bloody money back.
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Money, money, money,
that's all people talk about.
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Whatever happened to love?
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Watch out!
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Oh, my God!
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Why don't you watch
where you're bloody going?
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Hold on.
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Shut up, you stupid fool!
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Look out! Look out!
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Outrageous!
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These taxi drivers
get away with murder.
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I still do not understand,
Inspector Ramesh.
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The telex from Interpol
was very clear:
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Mr. Lorre is on the 4:10 express
from Bombay.
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Why do we waste time
double-checking it?
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Machines make mistakes,
Inspector Maniam.
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Pigeons do not.
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You rely on your contraptions,
I will rely on my pigeons.
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I knew it!
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The man is devious.
He got off the plane in Bombay,
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he missed his connection
and took the express.
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I told you, my pigeons never lie.
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Outrageous.
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Certainly wasn't one of mi...
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That's extraordinary.
Bang on time.
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I don't feel at all well.
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My friend, you have made
a very wise investment.
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Come on, follow me.
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The Windsor is quite a delicious hotel.
Most tourists stay at the Hilton.
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Oh, but we're not tourists, Mr. Lorre.
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We believe in the old saying:
when in India, do as the Indians do.
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The Indians don't stay at the Windsor.
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You can always improve
on those old sayings.
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Besides, I'll let you in on a secret.
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- We are not here just on business.
- You're not?
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We're not. It's a front.
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- A front?
- A front.
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- Really?
- Really. We're newlyweds.
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- Ah!
- A little of this, a little of that.
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A little more of this,
a lot more of that.
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You see, Wellman Fabrics
is my father's company
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and while Sandy gets acquainted
with the family business,
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I'm getting acquainted with him.
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Hard to believe just last week
he was a cop.
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Watch it, bloody fool!
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What's the matter with you?
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Beep! Beep!
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Wait a minute!
Let me walk by here!
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Ridiculous contraption.
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A rice cart, Inspector Ramesh,
is not a modern contraption.
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Nonsense! It attacked me.
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I tell you, they know
who their enemies are.
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It's him.
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Oh, shit!
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Will you allow me
to help with your luggage?
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Oh, yes. Great.
That would be just...
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...great.
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Sandy!
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- Where is your tennis gear?
- Right behind us.
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I suppose we should part here
before we get lost and separated. OK?
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- Here's your bag.
- Thank you, Mr. Lorre.
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Good luck.
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00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,035
I wouldn't trust that guy
if I was you.
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Oh, he's just a harmless little man
who's trying to help.
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Over there, please.
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Ah, Mr. Lorre, I recognize you anywhere.
And don't deny it.
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- Deny what?
- Who you are?
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- I know who I am.
- I know who you are also.
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- Who am I?
- You know who you are.
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- Who are you?
- Who am I?
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- Inspector Ramesh.
- You heard the man.
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- Now, follow me, please.
- Why?
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Because...
Why? You know why.
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- No, I don't know why.
- Well, then, I'll tell you why.
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Because I said so, that is why.
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This way, please.
This way, this way.
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They got air-conditioning
in the hotel?
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Of course
they have air-conditioning.
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- Is there a problem?
- No problem.
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Hmm.
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One day I must clean this.
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Thank you.
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Mr. McVey, your suite is prepared.
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- I am Bramboo, at your service.
- Yeah, nice to meet you.
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This is for the ride.
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I hope your stay in India
is a pleasant one.
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Yeah, I got that feeling right here.
I won't forget India for a long time.
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- Bye.
- Yeah.
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If all Indians are like him,
I'm going to enjoy it here.
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No!
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Now I show you, bastards!
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Can I leave now?
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No, you cannot leave now, sir.
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And pray tell why not?
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- Because you are under arrest, sir.
- On what charge?
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On what charge? On what charge?
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That is a very good question.
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And here is my very good answer:
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because you have tried to smuggle
an illegal toothbrush into the country, sir.
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Tell me, what kind of bristles are these?
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I don't know, er... bristle bristles.
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Regular toothbrush bristles.
How should I know?
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Aha! Just as I expected.
This man is outrageous.
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I wanna speak with my embassy.
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I am so sorry, sir,
but all of our phones are not working.
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Mm...
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I wonder if I could talk you
out of that dinner party tonight.
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Well, you could try.
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Sandy...
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You're doing this on purpose.
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Spoiling your... appetite.
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What was that?
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About that dinner party...
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What dinner party?
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Oh, Sandy...
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Oh, that's... that's so good.
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Oh, yes, I love that.
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What the hell
are they doing in there?
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Sandy, where the hell
are you going?
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- What's the matter with you?
- Sorry.
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You're not gonna try to hit me
with that thing, are you?
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Where is it?
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And you, why don't you
clean up this mess?
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00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,533
What happened?
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I don't know, but I'm just gonna let
room service get them outta here.
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Look, if he calls his embassy,
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you will be standing on the street corner
selling nimbu pani.
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- I am deliberately making him wait...
- Shh!
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...because he knows
where the bloodstone is.
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And as soon as I let him go,
he will lead me straight away to it.
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Aha, there you are!
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Well, sneaking around...
I'm glad I found you
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because now it is time
for you to be released.
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Ah!
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Hm...
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Taxi!
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Shit!
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I just need a few hours' rest.
What's the cheapest thing you've got?
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45 dollars.
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45 dollars, that's...
that's highway robbery.
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00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:35,631
I'm sorry, sir.
That's the least expensive we have.
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All right, all right, all right.
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- Could just sign this register?
- Give me a pen.
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I'll have Vincent
pick up your bags.
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Housekeeping.
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Freeze!
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00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:15,898
Ah, Mr. Lorre. May I ask
how you have acquired that?
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- What?
- That!
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Give me that bag before I am forced
to empty this on you.
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00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:23,155
You want... you want me
to give you this?
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Very slowly.
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00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:26,909
Bring it to me.
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00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:29,161
Bring it to me. Yes.
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Now move back.
250
00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:36,126
Ah, Mr. Lorre, this time
you are not so fortunate.
251
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,963
I, Inspector Ramesh,
have caught you red-handed.
252
00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:41,090
Ha! Just as I expected.
253
00:30:41,215 --> 00:30:43,425
What kind of a man
would steal a woman's...
254
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:46,303
...balls?
255
00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:19,837
Well, what do you think?
256
00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:22,047
If you wanna buy me a present,
now is the time.
257
00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:23,507
It looks like an antique.
258
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,217
So do I,
but don't let the looks fool you.
259
00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,720
- Go ahead, bargain.
- How much?
260
00:31:27,845 --> 00:31:31,181
It's an ancient relic,
a very valuable one.
261
00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:32,349
2,000 dollars.
262
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:34,768
Keep it. Couple thousand years,
it might be worth the money.
263
00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:37,146
Not dollars, rupees, ma'am?
264
00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:38,564
2,000 rupees.
265
00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:42,484
Not a fake one, it's the real stuff.
266
00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:44,320
500 rupees...
We'll think about it.
267
00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:46,405
I think we got problems.
268
00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:48,782
Sweetheart, all honeymoon couples
have problems.
269
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:51,327
- We'll work them out.
- No, no, real problems.
270
00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:54,455
- Real problems?
- Yeah, one big one.
271
00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:58,000
One not so big.
272
00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:07,051
- Are they still there?
- Yeah.
273
00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:11,055
Let's get out of here.
274
00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:12,890
Oh, shit!
275
00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:24,109
- Let's hit the road.
- Sandy, I have to go to the bathroom.
276
00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:28,405
Sandy, I'm serious.
Can I go to the bathroom?
277
00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:48,175
You run and keep running,
don't look back for anything.
278
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,928
I'm gonna stay, decoy them.
Maybe they'll follow me.
279
00:32:51,053 --> 00:32:52,221
- But what if...?
- Steph, goddammit!
280
00:32:52,346 --> 00:32:54,723
For once in your life
you gotta do as you're told.
281
00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,976
Now, go!
282
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,650
There must be a bathroom
around here.
283
00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:02,750
Stephanie!
284
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,460
Stephanie!
285
00:34:04,585 --> 00:34:06,295
Stephanie!
286
00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,047
Stephanie!
287
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,873
Where is my wife, asshole?
288
00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:46,043
Yeah, same to you, pal.
289
00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,015
Let me make your life easier,
Mr. Ramesh.
290
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:03,560
Since I know your car won't start,
you can find me at the Hotel Atlantic.
291
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:06,897
But first I'm gonna buy a bottle.
Then I'm going to take a walk.
292
00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:09,691
Then I'm going to find
a pretty street girl.
293
00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:11,985
You're more than welcome
to join me if you like.
294
00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:15,280
Me walk with a criminal?
Outrageous.
295
00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:20,536
A thief is a thief. Wherever you go,
Inspector Ramesh will be watching.
296
00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:23,914
I am like an elephant, I never forget.
297
00:35:25,249 --> 00:35:28,460
- Which hotel did you say?
- The Atlantic.
298
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:30,587
I knew that, I was just testing.
299
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:44,685
Welcome back
to the land of the living, Mr. Cop.
300
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:46,353
What happened?
301
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:50,399
Your good fortune worked.
My men arrived in time.
302
00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:53,318
Who the hell are you?
303
00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:56,113
Last time I saw you, you were a cabbie.
304
00:35:57,072 --> 00:36:00,033
A man of all trades I am.
305
00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:02,035
What do you want?
306
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,663
It depends.
307
00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:06,039
What do you have?
308
00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,667
I have an American Express card.
309
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:10,294
I'm not even the one who pays the bill.
310
00:36:10,419 --> 00:36:12,087
Are you missing something?
311
00:36:12,588 --> 00:36:14,298
Yeah, my wife.
312
00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:18,844
The rumor has it...
that you have also lost the bloodstone.
313
00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:20,554
The what?
314
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,097
That goddamn ruby?
315
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,893
The only thing I know about it
is what I read in the paper.
316
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:27,769
You never seen it?
317
00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:29,313
Other than the picture in The Times?
318
00:36:29,438 --> 00:36:31,231
No. Why?
319
00:36:32,316 --> 00:36:34,151
You know a gentleman
by the name of Lorre?
320
00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:37,487
Lorre? Yeah, I met him on the train.
321
00:36:37,613 --> 00:36:40,407
He sat right next to us. We talked.
322
00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:44,995
The rumor has it
that Mr. Lorre stole the bloodstone.
323
00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:48,123
Well, I'll be damned.
324
00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:51,335
You will be if you have the ruby.
325
00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:54,713
It brings misfortune and death
to all those who possess it.
326
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:57,883
Let's cut the superstition bullshit.
Get to the point.
327
00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:00,344
I am interested in the ruby.
328
00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:03,055
Well, I want my wife.
329
00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:13,148
I get a feeling this can be
a profitable partnership.
330
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:18,320
Let me be clear about something:
I don't want anything to do with the ruby.
331
00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:20,280
I want to find my wife.
332
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:23,325
I pay, I call the shots
and you work for me.
333
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:24,993
I don't take American Express.
334
00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:27,913
Cash. Half now, half on delivery.
335
00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:30,958
You help me find my wife,
you'll be a very rich man.
336
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,084
By Indian standards.
337
00:37:32,209 --> 00:37:34,670
I can find anything
for the right price.
338
00:37:34,795 --> 00:37:36,964
What about Lorre?
339
00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:38,340
I can find Mr. Lorre.
340
00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,133
What makes you think he'll talk?
341
00:37:40,259 --> 00:37:43,512
I have my own special kind of... charm.
342
00:37:43,637 --> 00:37:46,306
OK, we'll try it your way first.
343
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:48,475
If it doesn't work,
I'm going to the police.
344
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,435
You don't want to do that.
345
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,563
The police suspect anybody who asks
questions about the bloodstone.
346
00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:56,024
You go to them,
they keep you for questioning.
347
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,901
I am unemployed, I take another job.
348
00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,152
OK, OK.
349
00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:01,822
Can't you go any faster?
350
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:04,157
No need, we are here.
351
00:38:30,017 --> 00:38:32,936
Like they say,
the streets know everything.
352
00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:35,564
All you have to do
is listen to the city.
353
00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:43,739
Er... what do you know
about Ramesh?
354
00:38:43,864 --> 00:38:47,284
Ramesh? Everyone in this country
is called Ramesh.
355
00:38:47,409 --> 00:38:49,828
No, Inspector Ramesh.
356
00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:52,706
He's after the ruby.
He's also after me.
357
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:55,042
For some accounts
that are still open from the past.
358
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:57,127
You were on the wrong side of the law?
359
00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,338
The law has been
on the wrong side of me.
360
00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:03,133
Good, this thing
is starting to make sense.
361
00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:08,013
If Lorre has the ruby, then someone
connected Stephanie and I to him.
362
00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:09,973
That would explain
the thieves in our room
363
00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:12,351
and those same guys after us
at the market.
364
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,775
Uh-oh! Trouble.
365
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,497
Come on.
366
00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:20,627
He's asleep. Get the girl out.
367
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:43,817
Shh.
368
00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,625
Your wake-up call, Mr. Lorre.
369
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,169
Who... who the hell is this?
370
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:03,837
Let me refresh your memory.
371
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:07,841
The man on my right holding a knife
at your throat is my friend Shyam.
372
00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:10,719
Shyam doesn't speak much English
373
00:41:10,844 --> 00:41:14,181
so you make a wrong move,
he makes a wrong move.
374
00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:18,059
I have... I have money in my jacket
over there on the hook.
375
00:41:18,185 --> 00:41:20,395
I don't want money, I want my wife.
376
00:41:23,565 --> 00:41:26,318
Mr. McVey? Oh, thank God!
377
00:41:26,443 --> 00:41:28,445
I... I thought it was thieves!
378
00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:31,072
Strange you'd mention that word.
379
00:41:31,198 --> 00:41:32,949
You wouldn't know
what a thief is, would you?
380
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:35,744
Please, tell your friend
to remove the knife.
381
00:41:35,869 --> 00:41:37,704
I... I feel uncomfortable.
382
00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:39,831
OK, Shyam, let's cut it short.
383
00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:46,671
Oh, Mr. McVey,
I have a very weak heart.
384
00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:47,797
Please.
385
00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:52,844
Somehow you got us involved
in your dirty business.
386
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:56,097
Someone kidnapped my wife.
I wanna know who, why, where.
387
00:41:56,223 --> 00:41:58,517
I promise you, I...
I had nothing to do with it.
388
00:41:58,642 --> 00:41:59,976
Play it again, Shyam.
389
00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:01,603
Listen. No, please!
390
00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:04,814
All I know is someone was
very interested in something I had.
391
00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:07,108
I'm glad your memory
is coming back.
392
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:10,695
Van Hoeven is his name.
Ludwig Van Hoeven.
393
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:12,239
The Dutchman.
394
00:42:12,364 --> 00:42:15,450
He's obsessed with power and money.
Please don't mess with him.
395
00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:18,036
Thanks for the friendly advice.
Why Stephanie?
396
00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:18,995
I don't know.
397
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,789
Shyam, did I mention to you
what your cut is?
398
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:24,584
All right! I stole the bloodstone.
399
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,921
I was lucky for the first time in my life.
400
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:31,132
But I don't know anything
about this buying and selling business.
401
00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:33,677
I don't deserve this,
I'm just a small-time thief.
402
00:42:33,802 --> 00:42:36,888
Van Hoeven is the one you want.
He's wanted the ruby his whole life.
403
00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:38,431
And... and he bought it from me
404
00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:42,394
and stupid me, stupid idiotic me,
I didn't trust anybody else to deliver it
405
00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:44,187
so I brought it into India myself
406
00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:47,774
and I panicked when I got
to the railway station and saw the police.
407
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,235
I slipped the ruby
into your wife's tennis bag.
408
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,530
That's... that's when Van Hoeven's men
saw me being taken away by Ramesh
409
00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:56,032
and... and that's when I pointed to you.
410
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:59,995
I'm... I'm so sorry
for getting you into this mess.
411
00:43:03,999 --> 00:43:05,584
Ramesh!
412
00:43:05,709 --> 00:43:07,127
Ramesh?
413
00:44:54,984 --> 00:44:56,945
- Hello?
- Good evening, Mr. McVey.
414
00:44:57,070 --> 00:44:58,071
Who is this?
415
00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,656
Now, now, Mr. McVey.
416
00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:03,201
An ex-cop playing stupid
is not exactly my idea of a joke.
417
00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:05,036
'You happen to know who I am
418
00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:09,666
'and I happen to have as my guest,
of course, your wonderful wife.
419
00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:12,502
'I'm sure the Wellman family
are going to be none too pleased
420
00:45:12,627 --> 00:45:14,504
'to find you can't take care
of their offspring.'
421
00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:15,964
What do you want?
422
00:45:16,089 --> 00:45:18,550
A simple exchange:
your treasure for mine.
423
00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:20,301
I don't know
what you're talking about.
424
00:45:20,427 --> 00:45:23,930
Just be a good chap
and all will be fine.
425
00:46:07,849 --> 00:46:11,436
"The waterfalls on the road to Bangalore
when the sun is high.
426
00:46:11,561 --> 00:46:14,564
"The stone of blood for your wife."
427
00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:20,653
- Well, so much for the partnership.
- Why?
428
00:46:20,779 --> 00:46:23,114
I can't play cop in this country.
429
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,367
I don't have what he thinks I have.
There can never be an exchange.
430
00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:28,995
I'm going to the police.
431
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,415
The cops? No need for the cops.
432
00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:39,380
- Are you happy now?
- You son of a bitch!
433
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:22,549
I love a man
who can give me a good fight.
434
00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:24,968
- You want your wife?
- Yeah.
435
00:47:25,093 --> 00:47:26,094
I'll help.
436
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:29,055
You're in great shape.
437
00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:32,767
You can handle a gun. So can I.
438
00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:35,937
I also know India.
439
00:47:36,062 --> 00:47:37,480
Why are you in this?
440
00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:40,108
You go to the cops,
they ask questions.
441
00:47:40,233 --> 00:47:43,278
I have a lot of parking tickets,
among other things.
442
00:47:43,403 --> 00:47:45,238
Really?
443
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:49,534
And I have no problem
becoming a rich man.
444
00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:51,327
By Indian standards.
445
00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:54,289
This is gonna be a straight deal.
446
00:47:54,414 --> 00:47:56,875
Van Hoeven gets the ruby,
I get my wife.
447
00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,544
And we both
get the hell out of India.
448
00:47:59,669 --> 00:48:01,087
No tricks.
449
00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:04,257
You try to con me, pal,
you're a dead man.
450
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:09,596
- Deal.
- I don't trust you for one minute.
451
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:14,601
And I don't trust you.
The perfect friendship.
452
00:48:21,608 --> 00:48:24,527
It is a very clever set-up,
Mr. Van Hoeven.
453
00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,738
But there's something
you should know.
454
00:48:26,863 --> 00:48:30,283
I grew up in a house
something like this.
455
00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:32,410
I'm not easily impressed.
456
00:48:32,535 --> 00:48:34,621
That was never my intention.
457
00:48:34,746 --> 00:48:37,790
I merely thought for the brief time
that you are to be my guest
458
00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:40,668
I should make your stay
as comfortable as possible.
459
00:48:41,961 --> 00:48:43,838
I'm glad we've defined comfortable.
460
00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:48,051
- Can we now define brief time?
- Very brief, I'm afraid.
461
00:48:48,176 --> 00:48:50,762
It seems your husband
is a reasonable man.
462
00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:52,430
I'm expecting him shortly.
463
00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:55,308
But you keep overlooking
one important fact:
464
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:57,268
he doesn't have this bloodstone.
465
00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:59,312
Or so you think.
466
00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:01,773
Look, we met Lorre on the train.
467
00:49:01,898 --> 00:49:05,318
He offered to carry my bag.
I never saw him before or since.
468
00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:08,404
Mr. Lorre, in spite
of his immense stupidity,
469
00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:10,198
for once did something smart.
470
00:49:10,323 --> 00:49:13,576
He got you to take the bloodstone
past Ramesh's men.
471
00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:15,536
And then he probably
went back to the hotel
472
00:49:15,662 --> 00:49:19,749
- and stole my bag from the room.
- In which he found absolutely nothing.
473
00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:23,252
Nor did Inspector Ramesh,
who had your very expensive carry-on
474
00:49:23,378 --> 00:49:25,797
torn apart in a very crude manner.
475
00:49:25,922 --> 00:49:27,590
Now, this is a mystery, isn't it?
476
00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:31,386
My dear, mysteries are nothing
but natural challenges.
477
00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:32,929
I love a challenge.
478
00:49:33,054 --> 00:49:35,640
Especially when no one else
is willing to take it.
479
00:51:31,631 --> 00:51:33,132
Hey, Sandy, come on in.
480
00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:57,698
Huh, this is what I call
preventive medicine.
481
00:52:56,716 --> 00:52:59,719
Hey, clean and simple,
just exchange.
482
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,932
That's the way Van Hoeven is gonna
want it too, without complications.
483
00:53:10,021 --> 00:53:11,856
Watch out for snakes.
484
00:53:11,981 --> 00:53:14,066
I was hoping
you'd say something like that.
485
00:53:14,192 --> 00:53:15,610
Ooh!
486
00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:23,951
Matamba. Completely harmless.
487
00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:30,041
Whoa, horsey, whoa!
488
00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:32,710
You outrageous horse, outrageous!
489
00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:35,838
I am the inspector.
You are nothing but a horse... Argh!
490
00:53:44,931 --> 00:53:46,807
Hey, hey, hey!
491
00:53:46,933 --> 00:53:48,434
Shh.
492
00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:55,816
There must be an easier way
to get there.
493
00:53:55,942 --> 00:53:59,362
There is,
but I hope you can swim.
494
00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:04,528
Sandy!
495
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:09,116
Over here!
496
00:56:10,159 --> 00:56:13,120
- Can you see Stephanie?
- No.
497
00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:16,040
I'm not gonna play games.
498
00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:17,750
I've gotta give them what they want.
499
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:20,836
You crazy? They'll shoot you down!
500
00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:22,797
You cover me.
501
00:56:42,358 --> 00:56:46,320
All right! I've got the ruby.
Let's talk business.
502
00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:00,936
Get back, Shyam!
503
00:59:58,846 --> 01:00:00,514
It's a good thing
these guys can't shoot
504
01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:02,600
or we'd look like the trunk of your car.
505
01:00:02,725 --> 01:00:05,477
From now on, I am on double time.
506
01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:34,173
Two of them got the red ruby.
Let's go after them.
507
01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:43,932
Freeze! Turn around.
508
01:00:44,058 --> 01:00:45,559
Come on, come on!
509
01:00:48,187 --> 01:00:49,188
Come with me.
510
01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:51,357
- No, please, please...
- Come.
511
01:00:51,482 --> 01:00:53,651
- No. No, please. Mercy!
- I need to talk to you.
512
01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:59,948
Watch it!
That's it, take a good look.
513
01:01:00,074 --> 01:01:02,701
I have a family. Please!
514
01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:04,411
- No...
- Oops, sorry!
515
01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:12,670
- Next.
- Come on, come on.
516
01:01:24,098 --> 01:01:26,141
I wanna find Van Hoeven.
517
01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:28,310
He would kill me if I tell you.
518
01:01:28,435 --> 01:01:29,937
That's the good news.
519
01:01:30,062 --> 01:01:33,691
The bad news is, if you don't tell me,
I'll kill you first.
520
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:38,195
He lives at the old Bandaresh Palace.
521
01:01:38,696 --> 01:01:42,574
- How many men in the palace?
- 50, maybe more.
522
01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:47,496
Sounds like fun.
How do we get in?
523
01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:50,290
- I-I don't know.
- My hand is slipping.
524
01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:53,252
An old underground pass.
525
01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:59,717
It's very old, but we use it
to go in and out to bring women.
526
01:01:59,842 --> 01:02:03,095
- Even Van Hoeven doesn't know.
- Where's that?
527
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:06,056
The east wall,
near the Bull Temple.
528
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,143
- Did you get all this?
- No problem.
529
01:02:09,268 --> 01:02:12,938
- You promised to let me go.
- You're dead right.
530
01:02:39,757 --> 01:02:42,092
Come back!
Inspector Ramesh is coming.
531
01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:44,386
Come back, you outrageous little horse!
532
01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:46,513
Wait. Come back. Stop!
533
01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:48,390
Inspector Ramesh is coming.
534
01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:50,392
Come back! Come back!
535
01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:52,144
Wait! Wait!
536
01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:56,315
It's getting late.
Better be there by dark.
537
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,776
Like my father
always used to say:
538
01:02:58,901 --> 01:03:01,737
a man with strong legs has no brains.
539
01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:04,364
- So?
- I don't have strong legs.
540
01:03:14,208 --> 01:03:16,752
You're not going to like the smell.
541
01:03:16,877 --> 01:03:19,296
But the ride, very smooth.
542
01:04:22,276 --> 01:04:24,152
Well, there's
the welcome committee.
543
01:04:38,876 --> 01:04:41,712
Yeah, we'll wait.
It will be dark soon.
544
01:04:43,589 --> 01:04:46,341
The Bull Temple is over there,
the east wall.
545
01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:49,469
I'm glad one of us knows
where he's going.
546
01:04:49,595 --> 01:04:51,013
Let's party.
547
01:04:59,521 --> 01:05:01,773
Do we have to do this?
548
01:05:01,899 --> 01:05:03,901
You don't have to do anything.
549
01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:09,448
- You're merely the guest of honor.
- What the hell! Might be fun.
550
01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:11,408
You do have a way
of mistreating your hostages.
551
01:05:12,326 --> 01:05:15,162
Just see it as an adventure.
You don't get kidnapped every day.
552
01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:17,956
Mr. Van Hoeven,
when and if you ever get your ruby,
553
01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:19,583
and when I'm back with my husband,
554
01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:22,461
I'll tell my friends about this
and they'll never believe me.
555
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:25,172
It's a shame that you won't be able
to tell your friends.
556
01:05:25,297 --> 01:05:28,300
- I'm very discreet.
- You're also a dead man.
557
01:05:34,723 --> 01:05:37,643
Great. Imprisoned perfection.
558
01:05:38,769 --> 01:05:41,438
"Preserved" is the word I prefer.
559
01:05:41,563 --> 01:05:44,900
You have a way with words,
don't you, Ludwig?
560
01:05:45,025 --> 01:05:48,779
Oh, I'm thrilled to hear
we're on first name terms, Stephanie.
561
01:05:48,904 --> 01:05:51,990
Just to ease the tensions.
Don't get your hopes up.
562
01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:57,829
Shh!
563
01:06:13,553 --> 01:06:15,806
Come on. Come on!
564
01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:39,079
I don't know where we are going.
565
01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:50,966
Shit!
566
01:07:00,183 --> 01:07:01,601
Ooh!
567
01:07:01,727 --> 01:07:04,229
Cobra. Very dangerous.
568
01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:07,858
She's all yours, sweetheart.
569
01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:39,431
- Holy shit!
- No, a Bengal tiger.
570
01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:42,976
Van Hoeven wants the tiger
in the palace courtyard right away.
571
01:07:47,022 --> 01:07:48,523
You first.
572
01:07:51,068 --> 01:07:52,694
Make sure he's gone.
573
01:08:04,331 --> 01:08:05,540
Ready?
574
01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:08,794
Go.
575
01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:56,174
I think we better find
another way up.
576
01:09:04,391 --> 01:09:06,810
Hold it a second. Hold on.
577
01:09:09,938 --> 01:09:13,775
Well, pal, looks like
you're on your way to the top.
578
01:09:29,332 --> 01:09:32,752
Tell Jaseem to arm the guards.
Do it discreetly.
579
01:09:32,878 --> 01:09:35,213
Your husband wouldn't play games
with me, would he?
580
01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:42,888
Sandy is pretty serious
about almost everything.
581
01:09:43,013 --> 01:09:45,348
It seems you know him
as little as I do.
582
01:09:45,473 --> 01:09:49,352
He has been playing games.
He won a round, but not the match.
583
01:10:38,193 --> 01:10:42,197
- Be careful.
- Don't worry, my ancestors were Irish.
584
01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:51,831
Er... OK.
585
01:10:51,957 --> 01:10:53,041
OK.
586
01:11:02,801 --> 01:11:03,802
Lock.
587
01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:00,400
What the...? Shit.
588
01:12:24,716 --> 01:12:27,218
Nice of you to drop in, Mr. McVee.
589
01:12:27,344 --> 01:12:28,511
The name is McVey.
590
01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:31,890
"But then what's in a name?"
William Shakespeare.
591
01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:34,434
"Fuck you." David Mamet.
592
01:12:34,559 --> 01:12:36,436
Brilliant, Mr. McVey.
593
01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:39,647
Now that we're done with the intellectual
competition, let's get down to business.
594
01:12:39,773 --> 01:12:41,191
The bloodstone, please.
595
01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:54,287
Thank you. Why don't you wash up?
I'll see you upstairs.
596
01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:58,375
Let's make this ceremony
nice and simple.
597
01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:02,629
It's a homecoming
for the bloodstone.
598
01:13:04,464 --> 01:13:07,759
It grieves me to think
that it may be in transit,
599
01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:10,261
but I am a man
who succumbs to temptation.
600
01:13:10,387 --> 01:13:14,099
And significant bids may reduce
my desire to be hospitable.
601
01:13:14,224 --> 01:13:17,685
- Just how hospitable was he?
- A real gentleman.
602
01:13:17,811 --> 01:13:19,020
I'll bet.
603
01:13:19,145 --> 01:13:22,440
Haggarty, Stephanie will bring me
the bloodstone now.
604
01:13:29,531 --> 01:13:31,366
- Here.
- Thank you, Stephanie.
605
01:13:34,452 --> 01:13:35,620
Mr. McVey?
606
01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:42,252
Thank you...
607
01:13:43,795 --> 01:13:45,296
for bringing me this...
608
01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:50,969
useless piece of junk!
609
01:13:53,263 --> 01:13:55,014
Stupid!
610
01:13:56,349 --> 01:13:58,643
An amateur's perception of a fake.
611
01:13:59,561 --> 01:14:01,896
- You little weasel.
- That bastard Lorre!
612
01:14:02,021 --> 01:14:03,731
- I'll kill you.
- He gave us a fake.
613
01:14:03,857 --> 01:14:06,693
How ridiculous you are to believe
you could get away with it.
614
01:14:06,818 --> 01:14:08,862
Cute, Sandy.
Anything else up your sleeve?
615
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:13,700
- Maybe we could renegotiate.
- Oh, I don't think so.
616
01:14:16,828 --> 01:14:19,664
This, Mr. McVey,
is known as "The Judge".
617
01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:22,459
An ancient pistol
used to terminate dishonor
618
01:14:22,584 --> 01:14:25,753
in the days when treason
was not as fashionable
619
01:14:25,879 --> 01:14:28,381
or as casual as it is today.
620
01:14:28,506 --> 01:14:31,551
I am a one-man jury
and I have just reached my verdict.
621
01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:36,055
For my distinguished guests
from the United States,
622
01:14:36,181 --> 01:14:38,016
a collector's item,
623
01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:41,394
an 18th-century
silver bullet of Irish origins.
624
01:14:41,519 --> 01:14:44,898
I'm afraid nothing so elegant
for my friend the taxi driver.
625
01:14:45,023 --> 01:14:47,275
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
626
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,653
American civil war musket ball.
627
01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:55,533
Already been used once.
628
01:14:58,703 --> 01:15:01,080
But then waste not, want not.
629
01:15:01,206 --> 01:15:02,207
No!
630
01:15:09,923 --> 01:15:11,132
Out of the way!
631
01:15:11,883 --> 01:15:13,801
All right, Mr. McVey!
632
01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:27,750
Now, Mr. McVey, as you can see
I'm deadly serious about this bloodstone.
633
01:16:27,875 --> 01:16:29,669
- Where is it?
- Take this!
634
01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:36,736
Oh, my God,
it's first-century Ming.
635
01:17:36,861 --> 01:17:39,906
This is gonna hurt me more
than it's gonna hurt you!
636
01:17:41,449 --> 01:17:42,450
He's out!
637
01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:04,347
Let get outta here!
638
01:18:14,524 --> 01:18:15,525
Hey!
639
01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:18,736
Nardesh!
640
01:18:19,487 --> 01:18:20,655
Hi, Shyam!
641
01:18:22,407 --> 01:18:24,158
You guys friends?
642
01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:26,494
In India we are all related.
643
01:18:29,914 --> 01:18:31,249
Come on, let's go.
644
01:19:10,788 --> 01:19:12,457
What the hell took you so long?
645
01:19:12,582 --> 01:19:14,417
My grandfather always told me
646
01:19:14,542 --> 01:19:17,670
that if somebody is stupid enough
to do the dirty work for you
647
01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:19,130
let them do it.
648
01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:21,048
The bloodstone, please.
649
01:19:21,174 --> 01:19:22,800
There is no bloodstone.
650
01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:25,178
I mean, there is,
but it isn't here in India.
651
01:19:25,303 --> 01:19:26,596
Never was.
652
01:19:26,721 --> 01:19:28,639
Lorre brought in a fake.
653
01:19:28,765 --> 01:19:32,894
However, you may be interested
in a rather stately Dutchman inside.
654
01:19:33,019 --> 01:19:35,521
He won't be difficult to find.
He's out cold.
655
01:19:35,646 --> 01:19:38,232
Van Hoeven, I believe.
656
01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:41,819
He holds the answer to nearly 100
of your unsolved crimes.
657
01:19:42,779 --> 01:19:44,447
I knew that.
658
01:19:46,365 --> 01:19:50,203
I saved some evidence,
just in case.
659
01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:10,056
Let's go, men.
660
01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:22,735
Ah, many missing treasures recovered.
661
01:20:22,860 --> 01:20:25,530
That outrageous
Ludwig Van Hoeven arrested.
662
01:20:25,655 --> 01:20:28,115
Not bad, wouldn't you say, Inspector?
663
01:20:28,241 --> 01:20:31,702
Yes, yes, very good,
except for one thing:
664
01:20:31,828 --> 01:20:34,539
the bloodstone is still missing,
Inspector Ramesh.
665
01:20:34,664 --> 01:20:37,250
Chief Inspector Ramesh.
666
01:20:37,375 --> 01:20:39,210
Oh... I'm sorry.
667
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:43,089
If we merge with TransCom,
668
01:20:43,214 --> 01:20:45,883
then repurchase the majority
from the stockholders,
669
01:20:46,008 --> 01:20:47,677
we could regain control
over the company
670
01:20:47,802 --> 01:20:49,679
and gain approximately eight points,
671
01:20:49,804 --> 01:20:54,559
which, roughly translated,
works out to about 83 million dollars.
672
01:20:54,684 --> 01:20:58,104
Yes, but when the stocks fall, we stand
to lose not only the majority percentage
673
01:20:58,229 --> 01:21:00,857
but absorb the transactional costs
as well.
674
01:21:00,982 --> 01:21:04,902
I still say we lease to ScorAm
with no purchase option.
675
01:21:05,027 --> 01:21:07,113
Our risk factor would be negated
676
01:21:07,238 --> 01:21:11,659
while the lease return
over a three-year period at 0.17
677
01:21:11,784 --> 01:21:15,204
would yield nearly 120 million dollars.
678
01:21:16,330 --> 01:21:18,416
You're all missing
the issue at hand here.
679
01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:20,585
What we really need to do is...
680
01:21:20,710 --> 01:21:24,005
Cut through the bullshit
and get down to the basics.
681
01:21:27,592 --> 01:21:30,595
I may not know a hell of a lot
about mergers or buyouts
682
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:34,223
but I do know one thing:
I was just involved with a situation
683
01:21:34,348 --> 01:21:37,435
which taught me
not to overcomplicate the issues.
684
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:40,229
When you're faced with a problem,
get to the heart of the matter.
685
01:21:40,354 --> 01:21:43,024
Get in and get the hell out.
686
01:21:43,733 --> 01:21:46,569
Gentlemen, the answer
is staring you right in the face.
687
01:21:46,694 --> 01:21:48,821
All we gotta do is buy low
688
01:21:48,946 --> 01:21:50,948
and sell high.
689
01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:53,534
I don't see how it can get
any simpler than...
690
01:21:56,537 --> 01:21:58,039
I'll be damned!
691
01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:01,834
- It is simple.
- What?
692
01:22:03,210 --> 01:22:05,713
I just thought of something
more important than textiles.
693
01:22:05,838 --> 01:22:07,298
You stay and finish business.
694
01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,425
Like hell I will!
695
01:22:11,552 --> 01:22:13,179
Er... carry on, gentlemen.
696
01:22:34,408 --> 01:22:37,203
Shyam Sabu, a man of all trades.
697
01:22:37,328 --> 01:22:38,996
Get up.
698
01:22:39,121 --> 01:22:40,790
How did you find me?
699
01:22:40,915 --> 01:22:44,043
The streets know everything,
all you have to do is listen to the city.
700
01:22:44,168 --> 01:22:45,628
- I can explain.
- Sure you can.
701
01:22:46,963 --> 01:22:48,881
You little bastard,
you had it all along.
702
01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:50,967
Hey, not me, you had it.
703
01:22:51,092 --> 01:22:52,927
I had it?
704
01:22:53,052 --> 01:22:55,054
You put it in the safety deposit box.
705
01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:56,847
I also remember taking it out.
706
01:22:56,973 --> 01:22:59,392
What you took out
was not the bloodstone.
707
01:22:59,517 --> 01:23:01,602
In India you guys are all related.
708
01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:05,314
- The man at the desk, your cousin?
- Married my sister-in-law.
709
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:07,817
My third uncle on my mother's side
is an excellent craftsman.
710
01:23:07,942 --> 01:23:10,945
He made the fake.
I am very proud of my family.
711
01:23:11,070 --> 01:23:14,323
- You nearly got us killed.
- A well-paid risk.
712
01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:17,535
I couldn't have said it better myself.
The ruby, please.
713
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:20,287
- 50-50.
- Why?
714
01:23:20,413 --> 01:23:22,748
I have a friend in Singapore
who will pay millions.
715
01:23:22,873 --> 01:23:24,458
- Rupees?
- Dollars.
716
01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:28,337
Not Singapore dollars,
American dollars.
717
01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:29,964
Two thirds-one third.
718
01:23:30,089 --> 01:23:31,590
I thought we were partners.
719
01:23:31,716 --> 01:23:33,801
I've just been voted majority stockholder.
720
01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:37,972
You are a tough negotiator.
721
01:23:38,097 --> 01:23:39,390
60-40.
722
01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:42,309
Uh-uh. 65-35.
723
01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:46,939
- Deal.
- And I hold the ruby.
724
01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:53,696
Outrageous!
725
01:23:54,989 --> 01:23:56,574
Not so fast, Mr. McVee.
726
01:23:56,699 --> 01:23:58,284
The name is McVey.
727
01:23:58,409 --> 01:24:01,579
Never mind about the spelling, please.
728
01:24:07,001 --> 01:24:09,086
May I have the bloodstone, please?
729
01:24:10,171 --> 01:24:13,841
While we can still discuss this,
how about a three-way split?
730
01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:16,469
The bloodstone, please.
731
01:24:24,143 --> 01:24:27,772
I may sometimes give the impression,
Mr. McVey, that I am clumsy and stupid.
732
01:24:30,858 --> 01:24:32,985
But as you can see, I am not.
733
01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:35,404
Outrageous!
734
01:24:35,529 --> 01:24:36,947
Er... Inspector?
735
01:24:37,073 --> 01:24:39,784
As you well know,
the gem belongs to India.
736
01:24:39,909 --> 01:24:41,744
And of course, we're delighted
that we could assist
737
01:24:41,869 --> 01:24:44,288
in retrieving the stone
from evil hands
738
01:24:44,413 --> 01:24:47,750
so that now it can be delivered
to its rightful owners.
739
01:24:47,875 --> 01:24:50,628
Ah, yes, good.
Very good, indeed.
740
01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:53,589
India will be most pleased
to have this back where it belongs.
741
01:25:01,889 --> 01:25:05,309
There is, however, a reward
for the safe return of the stone.
742
01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:07,019
Let me guess, you get it.
743
01:25:07,144 --> 01:25:12,024
No, no, no, Mr. McVey.
Policemen do not share in rewards.
744
01:25:12,149 --> 01:25:14,485
What kind of money
are we talking about?
745
01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:19,156
Well, at the time the reward was posted,
it was 10,000 rupees,
746
01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,450
in 1888.
747
01:25:21,575 --> 01:25:23,452
Quite a good deal of money
at that time.
748
01:25:23,577 --> 01:25:28,124
And in an interest-bearing account,
the reward is now seven million rupees.
749
01:25:35,131 --> 01:25:37,341
I will also have that pistol, Mr. McVey.
750
01:25:37,466 --> 01:25:39,927
- This pistol?
- Yes, that pistol.
751
01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:43,973
All right, but I don't see what harm
there is in having a cigarette lighter.
752
01:25:44,098 --> 01:25:46,350
Outrageous!
753
01:25:47,935 --> 01:25:49,436
But very nice.
754
01:25:52,982 --> 01:25:56,110
Seven million rupees.
How much is that in dollars?
755
01:25:57,236 --> 01:26:00,281
Er... 575,000 dollars.
756
01:26:00,406 --> 01:26:05,286
But you can't get dollars for rupees,
except of course on the free market.
757
01:26:05,411 --> 01:26:07,913
Which reminds me
of my friend in Singapore.
758
01:26:08,038 --> 01:26:09,707
Buy low, sell high.
759
01:26:09,832 --> 01:26:11,500
Exactly.
760
01:26:26,140 --> 01:26:27,808
50-50?
761
01:26:29,143 --> 01:26:31,145
Two thirds-one third.
762
01:26:31,270 --> 01:26:32,688
60-40.
763
01:26:32,813 --> 01:26:36,567
No deal, slime.
Two thirds-one third.
764
01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:40,362
I will be a rich man,
by Indian standards.
765
01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:41,906
Deal?
766
01:26:42,781 --> 01:26:44,366
No problem.
767
01:26:49,455 --> 01:26:51,832
- Um... Sandy?
- What?
768
01:26:51,957 --> 01:26:54,835
You know how it is
when I get excited. Um...
769
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,713
Do you suppose
that's a bathroom down there?58065
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