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♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We're going to a very distant land ♪

♪ With Finn and Jake ♪

♪ And Marceline and Princess Bubblegum ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ *ADVENTURE TIME* Season 07 Episode 08

Episode Title : "Vamps About"

Sync corrections by srjanapala

Hey this is nuts, right?

Look, I've got both my teeth!

Look!

I lost one in a box turtle once.

Also, I used to be dead.

Ah!

Mmf! Mm mm!

Mmm!!

Mmwah!!

Pwah!

Fool, this is life.

Get a hot dog if you can't take the bun.

Pah! It tastes different here!

Where are we?

It's like we fell asleep on a raft

and woke up in strange seas.

Humph! Fell asleep?

We died.

The demon Marceline staked us all.

Why are we back? How did it happen?

Listen... I dunno know and I don't care.

We're alive and I'm going to get eating!

Ugh.

Aaah...

Does anyone have any milk for this?

Do you, like, carry milk?

Moo!

Moo?

This is well and good for you, hierophant.

All you ever needed was a forest and something hot to chew on.

Where are the comforts of the old hive?

The minions... The blood...

The good blood, with the gold leaf flaked into it.

The gold leaf was stupid.

It didn't taste like anything.

We had standards!

It doesn't matter when we are

or where we are because... We are.

We must start rebuilding our realm.

There's life here and I bet it's pathetic.

We march in, we take control, and we rebuild the hive!

My king, are you listening?

I dunno.

Like...

What if we just got a loft downtown?

Whoops, I'm hypnotized.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Good old "backwards egg!"

Ugh. Ugh!

I don't like to dance.

I'm a wallflower.

Oh! Ugh!

My king...

Surely you agree that this is our chance

to go back to our old ways.

Surely diverging from the old ways

is what made us vulnerable the first time!

Surely... whoaaaa!

Surely?!

Surely?

Surely J. Temple!

Oh!

I am your king,

and say it's a new era!

Old-fashioned ideas have no place here.

Do what you like! I know what's right!

If you are going to caterwaul like this,

then I may as well start building my army.

Hasta luego, turds.

Oh, getting' dizzy...

You sure the sun's not hurting you at all?

No, this is great.

I can even feel my skin aging.

Huff! Cow... Teeth and...

Shirley temple... Aaaaaaah!

I ran into some vampires!

They were being weird as crabs!

Do you know these oily doilies, Marceline?

What?! No! I'm cured!

It is weird though that it's happening at about

the same time I got un-gunked.

I gotta go see Bonnie.

Ow!

Oh yeah, guess I'm walkin'.

No mo' powers.

Didn't your daddy give you demon powers?

My dad never gave me squat!

Well, just some soul-sucking skills.

Remember this?

Aah! My soul!

Ugh,

even though I got my soul sucked,

I'll still give you a ride to Bonnie's...

because I'm good.

Bonnie, I don't get it.

Jake's talking about vamps at the same time you fixed me,

and there can't be any still around!

Well, clearly something's creeping around.

Okay, what about the paste you took out of me?

That should be all that's left that's vampiric

in the modern world.

It's all over there, safely in the safety bucket.

What?!

Pep but, what'd you do with the gunk?!

Hold on, I'm working.

Okay. There was one that looked like

if a baby-snake was a baby-baby.

Nah, that's not right.

There was another one that looked like

if an ant hill were a girl.

Nah, that's not right.

There's one of them that looked like a wet Uncle.

Nah, that's not right.

There was a lady who looked like black drapes on a cake pop.

Nah, that's not right.

There was also one that looked like an angry stop sign

coming out of a loaf of bread.

Nah, that's not... oh, actually that one's pretty close.

What?!

You can stop this now, Marceline,

it's not too late.

You've got power now. I see it.

But you haven't paid a price.

It's making you crazy.

Marceline, there's no one left but me.

Would you wipe out an entire species?

For the last time, yes!

That is literally my entire plan!

So be it then.

Uh... Duh.

I gave you a chance, Marcel...

Blah, blah, blah, blah!

You know, Marceline,

there's still another way.

Give it a rest already!

No another 'nother way...

To save my people.

Wait!

NOooo!

This is really bad.

These guys... They're heavy hitters.

If they get back to full strength,

they'll tear this world apart.

What's the plan, Marceline? How do we fight them?

If I may...

Strong enough for an ultravampire...

But made for a vampire.

Wow.

Look, Jake, a two-pronged stake...

And a stake boomerang.

Yes, and what's this behind your ear?

A super garlic bomb!

What the heck, peps?

Why do you have all this vampire junk lying around?

I have these high-tech weapons painstakingly stockpiled

in case a certain frenemy of yours

decides to turn on us someday.

Peps!

No no, he's right.

I could've snapped and done you all in at any time.

Ugh!

The cave is totally empty.

No sign of anyone.

Phew!

Nothing going on out here either.

Maybe we should all fan out... Look for tracks.

Or clues.

All right, but everyone be careful.

Even in their mushy state, these guys'll crack up ya sacrum.

Gross.

Don't worry about us, Marceline.

Yeah, we're ready for anything.

Can't smell nuthin' no more.

Ugh! Ahh.

Crud.

Whoops.

Oh no, my bomb!

Hey guys, why don't y'all head back to the cabin?

I'm gonna try to put together a profile, you know...

Forensically.

Okay, Marceline, sounds good.

Come on, boys, let's get you cleaned up.

I know you're in there, you skunk.

You butt. You stain. You...

Hey.

Long time no see.

Indeed.

Hey! Marceline! Look at me!

I'm all grown up now!

I ate a chicken, Marceline.

I see you're getting your strength back.

Yes, not long now.

Well don't get your hopes up. Pbht! Pbht!

Things are different now.

The humans are long gone.

Someone's smelling a bit human herself these days.

Anyway, you don't need to worry, I've changed, as well.

I only eat animals now, just like everyone else.

Ugh. Huh?

Does that mean we can be friends now, Marceline?

It doesn't matter how you pretend to change.

You've done enough already to get staked

a thousand times over.

You're monsters. You'll always be...

Smell my feet, Marceline.

I promise you won't regret it.

Oooh!

Ohhhh...

Your loss.

You know, the others won't be so easy, Marceline.

Well how 'bout you?

It doesn't have to be like this.

Those are some pretty frou-frou last words.

You've lost a step!

I'm not even gonna need my powers.

I'm surprised, Marceline.

What now?

Surprised you have the time to play around

while the empress makes her way to the land of ice and snow.

Simon. Crud!

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