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♪ "Adventure Time" ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's "Adventure Time" ♪
*ADVENTURE TIME*
Season 07 Episode 06
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♪♪
Episode Title: "Marceline the Vampire Queen"
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♪♪
Sync corrections by srjanapala
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Come on, Marce.
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It'll only hurt for a second.
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That's nothing
in the face of eternity.
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A second hurts really bad
in the face of eternity.
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But only for a moment.
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Wait.
I have an even better idea.
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Sunscreen... spf 10... Million.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Hmm!
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I have exactly enough
to reach my umbrella.
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Ha!
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You really like
chopping wood, huh?
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I'm not chopping wood.
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I made a toothpick
from the ancient elm.
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See?
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Oh!
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Whoa!
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Uh, knock, knock.
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What the dip, Marceline?
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Sorry.
It was supposed to be a joke.
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Actually, I have something
really serious to ask.
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I want you to do the procedure,
the one we talked about.
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I'm sorry, but I don't think
you'd make a good blonde.
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No, not that.
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I don't want
to be a vampire anymore.
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Oh, my globness.
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You said you were working
on a cure, right?
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Well, the machine is built
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and the serums
are ready,
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but are you sure
you want to do this?
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I'm sure.
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Some bad things happened to me
when I was little.
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When I became a vampire,
I was just a messed-up kid.
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Now it's 1,000 years later,
and I'm still messed up.
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I don't want to spend eternity
like this, with this emptiness.
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I want to grow up.
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Okay. Let's do this.
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This means
someday you'll die.
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You know that, right?
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I guess that'll be
my last adventure.
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Marceline...
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I'm so very,
very, very excited
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to test my new lab out
on you.
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Well, don't get all sentimental
on me.
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Come on over here.
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You know
I care about you.
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I think you're making
the right choice.
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Your natural life-span
is going to be richer and Fuller
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than you can imagine.
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And someday,
when you die,
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I'll be the one
who puts you in the ground.
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But, you know, this operation
might not even work.
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WhOooOooooa!
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This tickles
really bad!
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Did it work?
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Well, I sucked all your vampire
effluvium into this bucket.
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Possibly we won't know the
results for a couple of days.
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In the meantime, you need
to get plenty of rest.
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I'll check your vitals
in the morning.
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Thanks, p. Brains.
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No!
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Huh?
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It's breakfast time
for my sweet babies.
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Sweet babies!
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Operator!
Put me through to Finn and Jake.
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It's an emergency.
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Victim's lost
a lot of blood.
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Clean entry wounds.
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It's an expert job.
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Poor miss baby.
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She used to be
my best cream cow.
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But now her milk
is nonfat.
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And nanette, my beautiful
calf... Is decaf!
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That's terrible!
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Every farm in our village
was attacked.
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Not a goat or a cow or a duck
left un-sucked.
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Well, I've heard enough.
Come on, Finn.
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Let's go arrest
Marceline.
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Wait a minute.
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We don't even know
if Marceline did this.
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That's right. I forgot about Ooo's
extensive vampire community.
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Come on!
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Yeah, but we need to conduct
a proper investigation.
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I know that.
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Ain't no rookie.
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All right, come on.
I'll let you be bad cop.
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I'm already bad cop.
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Okay, listen up,
hayseeds.
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Me and my partner
will "interrogate"
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the suspect
police-style.
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Meanwhile, you sharpen up
your pitchforks mob-style.
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Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
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Hey, man,
that's not right.
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Marceline's our friend.
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Physical contact!
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Officer resisting arrest!
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Boom!
Ow!
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Ohh, woof.
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Marceline want
to go NY-NY.
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Don't go NY-NY, Marci.
I'm worried.
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For real? Why?
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Well, the process
was experimental.
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Like,
are there side effects?
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What happened in your sleep
last night?
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Nobody on record
has ever cured vampirism,
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unless you count
killing vampires as curing.
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In that case,
you've cured tons, right?
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"Tons"
is an understatement.
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That shnoz was nasty,
nasty times.
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Hey, cover up.
The sun's hitting the door.
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I'm still undead?
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We don't know yet.
So just chill.
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Oh, hey, guys.
How you doing?
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Jake did excessive force
on me.
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I'm sorry.
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Let me kiss it!
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Ew! Ew!
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Hurry up.
Get in here.
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You done it this time,
Marceline.
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You sucked the life
out of defenseless animals.
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I ain't done nothing.
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You think I'm buying
that boom-boom Mountain?
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Oh, get some proof.
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You want proof?
Look.
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Whoa!
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Proof how off I'm gonna go
if you don't confess.
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Yo, chill, Jake.
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I'm wilin' out!
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Listen, Marci, I can barely
control this guy,
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and the villagers
are getting crazy.
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They want to run you over
with a wagon,
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and I'm offering you
a way out.
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Hey, dillweeds,
I just swept the place.
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Sorry.
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Finn,
be real for a second.
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All right.
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Look into my eyes, man.
I didn't do it.
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To be honest, it looks like
you're not sure if you did it.
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Okay, I'm not sure!
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Something weird happened
last night.
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I had a weird dream
about stuff.
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Dream stuff
always means something.
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We'll figure this out, Marci,
together.
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- We promise.
- Thanks, Finn.
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That's cool, you guys, but clean
this mess, also, you bums.
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He's a gob-gleebin'
vampire hugger!
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We got to tell the town!
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Book it, Terry!
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Run, Terry! Run!
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How long do we have to stay in
the laundry house, cloud dance?
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Until Finn and Jake
avert the threat.
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We can't afford
to lose more livestock.
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We're struggling as is
to keep our kids fed.
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Let's just stay in here
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until the dirty vampire
gets what's coming to her.
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But I want to bop her
in the nose!
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Hey, now,
it's too dangerous, okay?
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Us small towns,
we got to stay close.
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Each of us play a vital role,
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and I can't afford
losing any of you.
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Not you, clubhouse Sandy,
or you, seed man,
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or even you,
sandwich Paul.
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Sensei Paul.
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Let's leave the fighting
to the fighters, okay, Paul?
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That hurts.
You don't know I teach aikido.
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Finn's been turned!
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Wha?!
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He does
the vampire's bidding.
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Well, there it is.
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Tonight we burn
the beast Marceline.
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Woof.
I can barely stand up.
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Look at this.
It's my new dance.
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It's called
"I got arthritis."
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Ohh.
The end.
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You should have hung back
with P.B.
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But I've got
a bad feeling
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like you guys are gonna die
without me.
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Dang, Marci.
Have some faith. Geez.
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Guys, look.
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Moo!
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Get it!
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You see it?
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No.
But what's that?
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Must be
its filthy lair.
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What's wrong?
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Remember how I said
my fear of vampires
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was based on ignorance?
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Yeah.
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Well,
I think that revelation
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was actually
based on true ignorance.
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So you're scared
of vampires again?
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Yeah, man,
don't be ignorant.
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Come on.
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Okay, but I'm gonna hold on
to your shirt.
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Look at these poor babies.
What's happening to them?
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Y-y-you tell me, m-man.
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Moo.
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I think they're in the process
of being turned, eh?
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Ugh, glob.
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Something big just dropped
in my gut.
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Hang in there, bro.
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I can't be here, man.
It's too real.
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Wait, you hear that?
Listen.
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There!
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A little help.
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Jake!
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Hey, get back here!
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Dang! Lost him!
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Marci?
Hey, Marci, you still out here?
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She's still out here,
all right.
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Oh, hey, man.
Did you see a scary beast go by?
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I chased it out here,
but it got away.
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Oh, we found that beast, and
we took care of her real nice...
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You vampire hugger!
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Wait, what?
Lookum yonder.
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What the blood?
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You dumb bumbags!
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Now look at
the other yonder.
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Huh?
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Oh, fudge!
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You're sick, man!
What's wrong with you?
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What?
I'm the good guy here.
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You're gonna explode
my friend.
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Blow her up!
Blow her up!
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Oh, flip, you're right.
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This is way messed up.
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Run, Finn!
You got to beat the sun!
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Go, Finn! Go!
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Aaaaaaah!
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Marceline, nOoooo!
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Don't let anyone
read my diaries.
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Burn them, Finn!
They're embarrassi...
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