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A toast to my movie opening.
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It's gonna be great to see it
in a theater full of real fans...
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...surrounded by the people
closest to me.
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Hear, hear.
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I forgot.
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I'm a recovering alcoholic.
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What can you do?
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I have some other huge news.
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Bobbie just closed a three-picture deal
with Warner Bros. For me.
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Joey, that's awesome.
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Great, Joe. How much did it cost
for you to sell your soul?
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This from a guy who just
sold his sperm for $25?
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Hey, you know,
they originally offered 20.
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You gotta be willing to walk away.
Am I right, Alex?
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I think it's great. They're gonna let him
pick out his own movie projects.
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Yeah, I get an office,
I get to hire a development executive.
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I got my own production company.
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I'm gonna call it
Yes-I-Am-a-Bird Productions.
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Because if you take all the letters
in "Joey Tribbiani"...
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...and you rearrange them,
that's what you get.
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Wait.
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No, you don't. There's no S in your name.
There's no D, there's no M.
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That's your opinion, isn't it?
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When someone calls the office...
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...my development executive's
gonna answer the phone:
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"Yes-I-Am-a-Bird Productions. "
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Why?
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Because that's my catch phrase.
I say it all the time.
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Any time I walk in or out of a room.
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- You've never said that.
- Yeah.
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- You don't...
- I've never heard that.
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Really?
Because I'm always thinking it.
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Let's get to the theater.
I hate missing previews.
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All right, here we go:
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Don't start now.
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That was... That was amazing.
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I mean, the audience
was so into it, right?
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I gotta tell you, that was one
sophisticated action movie.
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I loved the twist at the end when
the old guy gives you the locket...
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...and you learn he's your father.
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My father?
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What movie were you watching?
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It's the same guy as the photo
of your dad from the beginning.
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Oh, my God.
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- That means that his wife was...
- Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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What? No.
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Yeah, no.
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This new job at the mall.
I gotta pick up an extra shift.
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My new boss has it in for me.
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- Oh, what's he mad about this time?
- I blew off work to see this movie.
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Jimmy, you didn't have to do that.
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Not your movie.
I saw Capote this afternoon.
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Poor Jimmy. He's so brilliant but
he keeps getting stuck in stupid jobs...
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...and screwing up
because he's miserable there.
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Wait a second.
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I should hire him.
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I love Jimmy.
He should be my development exec.
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He's the smartest guy I know.
He's a genius when it comes to movies.
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You saw the way he figured out
the old man was my dad.
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Joey, it was you in old-man makeup.
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Hey, Jimmy.
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- How's it going, you got a sec?
- Hi, Joe.
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You come to see me or the store's
curiously nipply mannequins?
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No, no. Look, come on.
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You're wasting your time here.
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How about you come and work with me
at my production company?
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That'd be cool. I don't think
I should leave this job.
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I found I have a real knack
for retail.
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Excuse me?
How do I look in this?
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- Is it for work or leisure?
- It's for work.
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What's your job? You a fat prostitute?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Look, come on, huh?
Lt'd be fun.
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Like when we were 10, only now
it won't be weird that you have a beard.
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- You really wanna hire me?
- Yeah.
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You're someone I trust.
You're the smartest guy I know.
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I need you.
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I have to admit it sounds pretty good.
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But I don't want any charity.
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I wanna interview for the job
just like everybody else.
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- You got it.
- Okay.
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You're not wrong
about these mannequins.
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Yeah, that's an actual woman, Joe.
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Then I got some apologizing to do.
On the way in, I stuck gum on her.
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I guess I'll have to replace this.
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Oh, my God. It's happening.
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Alex, it's Joey. He's doing it.
Get over here.
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- Oh, hey, Michael.
- Hey.
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Here we go.
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If anybody wants any water, it's all set.
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That was the best one ever.
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I really needed that this morning.
I've been in kind of a funk.
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Why? What's going on?
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Dean and I broke up.
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- Oh, Alex.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
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She's single. This is your chance.
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- Get, get, get.
- Oh, honey, tell me what happened.
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Well, it's kind of a bummer.
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But I guess it was inevitable
because he was just always so...
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- Anyway, you okay, huh? Here.
- Yeah, I will be. Oh, thanks.
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Look, I want you to know,
you need anything at all...
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...and I mean anything,
I am right here.
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I'm so glad you said that.
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I know you've been thinking
about us getting together...
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...and I've been thinking about it too...
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...but what I really need right now
is a friend so...
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- Wow. Thank you, Joey.
- Is that okay?
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- Joey, check this out.
- Yeah.
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This is a site where people rate movies
after seeing them.
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People are loving your movie.
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On a scale from one to 10,
it's getting an average rating of 9.7.
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- Wow.
- That's so exciting.
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Wait, someone gave it a zero.
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What didn't he like?
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"Joey Tribbiani is the worst actor ever. "
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Me?
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He didn't like me?
Click on that guy's link.
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He's got his own website.
It's coming up.
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"JoeyTribbianiSucks. Com"?
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That settles it. I'm getting a computer.
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Oh, my God.
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"Lame shows. Lame girlfriends. "
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What's this?
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"Joey's Confession. " Click on that.
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- I pick...
- My nose!
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- And?
- Eat it!
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- I pick...
- My nose!
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- And?
- Eat it!
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Each one of those clips
was from a different part I played.
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To put this together, he had to
watch everything I've ever done.
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We're dealing with a madman.
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Hi. Hey.
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So glad you're here.
This is gonna be great.
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Remember, I only want this job
if I can earn it, fair and square.
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Right, "fair and square. "
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Good morning, everyone.
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Oh, hi. Hey, could you wait outside
with the other candidates?
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- Just...
- No, I'm sitting in on the meetings. L...
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I'm Trent.
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From the studio.
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Senior V.P. Of Development.
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Oh, hey, great to meet you.
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We've met 30 times.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
But don't take it personally.
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Yesterday I had a meeting with a guy
who said he's like met me 29 times.
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Okay, let's get started.
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James Costa.
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- How you doing?
- Hi.
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- How you doing?
- Good.
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So tell us a little something
about yourself, Mr. Costa.
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I just moved to the West Coast.
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I'm seeking employment
in the entertainment industry.
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It would be an honor to work
at Warner Bros., with its rich pedigree...
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...of such films as Casablanca
and The Maltese Falcon.
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Okay. Your r�sum� ends
after high school.
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I'm sorry, are my papers not in order,
Herr Kommandant?
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What Trent meant
was it'd be nice to know...
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...what you've been up to since then.
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That's a fair question, Trent.
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It's been a bit of a rough ride,
you know?
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You know, there were some setbacks.
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You know...
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...mainly because Hector set me up, man!
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Okay, you know what?
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- Can you wait outside for a second?
- Yeah.
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- That would be great, Mr. Costa.
- Yeah.
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- Out of my chair!
- Okay.
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I think we found our guy.
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I hacked into JoeyTribbianiSucks. Com.
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I got the guy's address.
It is the work of one Gary Spindler.
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He lives right in L.A.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Know what? Maybe I'll go pay
Mr. Gary Spindler a little visit.
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Wow, Joey, I love the new office.
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It's spacious and elegantly furnished.
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But you know what you could use?
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You got one.
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- Has Jimmy shown up yet?
- Not yet.
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He was a little shaky in his interview...
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...and now he's late for his first day.
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Well, you need to set the tone
with a new employee.
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You gotta keep them in line.
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No.
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She hits you?
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It's okay. I hit her back.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Jimmy.
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Jim, look, if you're gonna be
working here, you gotta be on time.
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What? I've been here since 6.
I just went out to get coffee.
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- What?
- Yeah. I finished reading these scripts.
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I found a couple that might
be good for you.
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Take a look at those.
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Read my notes. I set up meetings
with writers and directors.
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We're gonna find
something great for you.
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Yes-I-Am-a-Bird Productions.
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Okay, Trent. Yeah, pencil us in
for tomorrow.
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Okay, all right, babe.
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Jimmy. Wow, I gotta say,
I am impressed.
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This is a whole new you.
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I take this job seriously. I'm excited
about things we're gonna accomplish.
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In fact, we got a lot of work to do.
Everybody out.
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- See you.
- Hey, you guys wanna go ride bikes?
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Not you.
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Come on, Joe, stop messing around.
Let's get to work.
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You're being a little intense.
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- Oh, I'm being a little intense.
- Yeah.
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Have a seat, okay?
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This is the first job in 20 years...
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...where I haven't had to wash
or fold something...
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...or swallow something
and get on a plane, okay?
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I finally got a shot to use my brain.
To use my creativity.
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So you tell me something, all right?
Am I too intense, huh? Am I?
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Or am I an employee who cares so deeply
about Yes-I-Am-a-Bird Productions...
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...that I got it tattooed on my ass?
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- Gary Spindler?
- Yes.
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- Can I help you?
- Yeah.
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You can look me in the face
and tell me I suck.
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- Sorry, I don't know who you are.
- Oh, really?
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You don't wanna tell me that I suck?
Okay, we'll start small then.
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Why don't you tell me
about how I pick my butt?
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Or eat my boogers?
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Sir, I really don't know
what you're talking about.
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Seriously?
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Do you not run the website?
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Who's at the door, Daddy?
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- Joey Tribbiani?
- You know this man?
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Yeah, he sucks.
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So. Turns out the guy who hates me
is an 11-year-old girl.
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Really? What'd you say to her?
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I told her she should
get to know the real me.
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So I took her out for the afternoon.
I charmed the pants... I charmed her.
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Hello? Oh, hey, Jimmy.
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- I'm not here.
- Sorry, no, Joey's not here.
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It's just me and my mom.
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Striped shirt and very tight skirt.
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I'm not gonna ask her that,
but if I had to guess...
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...she probably is good to go, yeah.
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He guessed right, honey.
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Gotta go, see you later.
241
00:13:05,943 --> 00:13:07,433
- Are you avoiding Jimmy?
- Yeah.
242
00:13:07,611 --> 00:13:10,444
He is totally obsessed with this job.
243
00:13:10,614 --> 00:13:12,514
We have this general
get-to-know-you meeting...
244
00:13:12,683 --> 00:13:15,584
...with the studio this week
and he made me sit there for hours...
245
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,278
...while we came up with a 10-year plan
for the company.
246
00:13:18,455 --> 00:13:20,446
- Isn't that good?
- No. It's too much.
247
00:13:20,624 --> 00:13:22,216
He says we're gonna start with movies.
248
00:13:22,393 --> 00:13:25,487
Then we gotta buy a cable network,
and cellular towers.
249
00:13:25,663 --> 00:13:28,188
I just want creative control
over my films...
250
00:13:28,365 --> 00:13:31,698
...so that I can cast women
with big bazoingas.
251
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:35,097
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, what's going on?
252
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:38,139
Oh, I just got back from Dean's.
Picking up all my stuff.
253
00:13:38,308 --> 00:13:39,775
Oh, I'm sorry.
254
00:13:39,943 --> 00:13:42,434
You wanna come over and watch a movie?
I could use the company.
255
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,377
- Yeah, sure. Anything you need, pal.
- Okay.
256
00:13:50,354 --> 00:13:53,016
Must be hard having to be her shoulder
to cry on, huh?
257
00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:55,158
I know. It's driving me crazy.
258
00:13:55,325 --> 00:13:56,986
Hey Joey, I just checked the website.
259
00:13:57,161 --> 00:13:59,527
- That girl's attacking you more than ever.
- What?
260
00:13:59,697 --> 00:14:01,562
Yeah, look, she's got a new audio file too.
261
00:14:01,732 --> 00:14:04,701
I wanna kiss boys for money!
262
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,295
I mean, she is a really good editor.
263
00:14:09,873 --> 00:14:12,899
That's not an edit.
That's the way I read the line.
264
00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:22,747
Mr. Spindler, I'm the guy
from the Internet.
265
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,083
I was wondering if I could spend time
alone with your daughter.
266
00:14:26,523 --> 00:14:28,684
Kaley, Joey's here.
267
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:33,160
You two have a great time.
I'm gonna take a walk around the block.
268
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:39,894
What do you want?
269
00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:41,264
I saw your website.
270
00:14:41,438 --> 00:14:42,462
Pretty mean, Kaley.
271
00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:44,607
Or should I say, "Kay-Lame"?
272
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,199
What are you doing?
273
00:14:46,376 --> 00:14:48,401
If you think it's so cool
to make fun of people...
274
00:14:48,579 --> 00:14:50,774
...maybe I should come down here
and make fun of you.
275
00:14:50,948 --> 00:14:52,677
Nice bedspread, Holly Hobby.
276
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,875
Yeah? Well, nice braided belt.
277
00:14:55,953 --> 00:14:58,615
My mom gave me this.
278
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:00,417
Hey, you must be Amanda.
279
00:15:00,591 --> 00:15:04,550
So, Amanda,
fart in science much?
280
00:15:05,763 --> 00:15:08,095
- Why don't you just shut up?
- You started this.
281
00:15:08,265 --> 00:15:09,630
Why do you hate me so much anyway?
282
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,267
Was my movie really that bad?
283
00:15:11,435 --> 00:15:13,699
I never even saw your stupid movie.
284
00:15:14,338 --> 00:15:15,930
- You didn't?
- No.
285
00:15:16,106 --> 00:15:17,903
But Brad did.
286
00:15:18,475 --> 00:15:19,806
Who's Brad?
287
00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:21,842
Only, like, your biggest fan
in the world.
288
00:15:22,012 --> 00:15:24,071
He couldn't care less about me.
But you...
289
00:15:24,248 --> 00:15:26,512
He dresses like you.
He has your poster in his locker.
290
00:15:26,683 --> 00:15:27,911
He worships you.
291
00:15:28,085 --> 00:15:31,486
Well, tell him to get my action figure
because they're not selling so good.
292
00:15:32,656 --> 00:15:37,025
Look, every time I see your face
in a magazine, on a billboard...
293
00:15:37,194 --> 00:15:38,252
...I think of him.
294
00:15:38,428 --> 00:15:41,295
It's not enough we have to see each other
every day at school.
295
00:15:41,465 --> 00:15:44,059
And we have all the same friends.
296
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,258
Friends. That's...
297
00:15:45,435 --> 00:15:48,165
That's all I am to him.
Just another friend.
298
00:15:50,374 --> 00:15:53,775
What would you say if I told you
I had the same exact problem you do?
299
00:15:53,944 --> 00:15:54,968
Yeah, right.
300
00:15:55,145 --> 00:15:57,306
Her name's Alex, okay?
She's my neighbor.
301
00:15:57,481 --> 00:16:01,349
I am crazy about her
and she just wants to be my friend.
302
00:16:01,518 --> 00:16:02,746
- Really?
- Yeah.
303
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,411
So every time the phone rings,
do you hope it's gonna be her?
304
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,454
- Totally.
- And do you ever forget about her...
305
00:16:07,624 --> 00:16:09,922
...and then run into her
and you're totally obsessed again?
306
00:16:10,093 --> 00:16:11,993
Oh, yeah. So I go out, have a few drinks...
307
00:16:12,162 --> 00:16:16,098
...and find a girl who looks just like her
and then I... So you're 11?
308
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:21,636
I even made this incredible collage for him
with all these pictures we were in together.
309
00:16:21,805 --> 00:16:24,171
I gave it to him in homeroom
and he just left it there.
310
00:16:24,341 --> 00:16:25,808
Yeah.
311
00:16:25,976 --> 00:16:28,501
And a collage is like the nicest thing
you can give someone.
312
00:16:28,679 --> 00:16:31,614
Well, hey, if it makes you feel any better,
I think Brad is an idiot.
313
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:35,047
Yeah, well, I think Alex is a jerk
and I hate her for not liking you.
314
00:16:35,719 --> 00:16:37,277
Well, thanks, Kaley.
315
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,716
You're actually pretty cool.
316
00:16:39,489 --> 00:16:41,150
You are too.
317
00:16:41,325 --> 00:16:43,623
Look, I'm sorry about the stuff
I put on the website.
318
00:16:44,661 --> 00:16:46,322
That's okay.
319
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,323
Hey.
320
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:52,133
Who's up for pizza?
321
00:16:52,569 --> 00:16:54,696
I am. Yeah.
322
00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:02,278
Joe, where the hell you been?
Trent's in there.
323
00:17:02,446 --> 00:17:05,176
- Will you relax? It's gonna be fine.
- It's not gonna be fine.
324
00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:08,477
You were supposed to meet me at 4 a. m.
At Starbucks to go over ideas.
325
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:12,179
- They're not even open at 4.
- I said I'd bring coffee.
326
00:17:14,124 --> 00:17:15,216
Great, you're here.
327
00:17:15,392 --> 00:17:17,485
- Let's begin.
- Okay.
328
00:17:19,763 --> 00:17:22,527
So. Just stopped by
to say welcome aboard.
329
00:17:22,699 --> 00:17:25,532
Great, well we're just real happy
to be here...
330
00:17:25,802 --> 00:17:27,133
If you'd met me this morning...
331
00:17:27,304 --> 00:17:29,932
...you would've known that's
the worst thing you could've said.
332
00:17:30,607 --> 00:17:33,371
- Is there something you'd like to add?
- Yes.
333
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,141
How would you feel...
334
00:17:35,312 --> 00:17:39,840
...if we could make this studio
a cool $200 billion?
335
00:17:41,618 --> 00:17:43,176
How would you propose to do that?
336
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:48,052
Here's the progression:
Synergies, branding, marketing...
337
00:17:48,225 --> 00:17:50,386
...and a democratic Iran.
338
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,861
I'm sorry, that's just a little...
339
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:58,900
Do you not know the word "crazy,"
or are you just afraid to say it?
340
00:17:59,403 --> 00:18:00,961
So this is it? This is the power play?
341
00:18:01,138 --> 00:18:03,936
This is where you take over
Yes-I-Am-a-Bird Productions?
342
00:18:04,107 --> 00:18:06,234
I am Yes-I-Am-a-Bird Productions.
343
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:08,935
And we are supposed to make movies.
Just movies, Jim.
344
00:18:09,112 --> 00:18:11,103
Not tanks to sell to Eastern Europe.
345
00:18:11,281 --> 00:18:15,377
You know damn well the military arm
isn't operational until 2012.
346
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,315
You are totally out of control.
347
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,921
And you got no vision.
You got a chance to do something huge.
348
00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:22,888
- Don't you want to do something huge?
- No, I don't, Jim.
349
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,585
I wanna be lazy and hang out, okay?
350
00:18:25,762 --> 00:18:27,423
I wanna waste all the studio's money...
351
00:18:27,597 --> 00:18:30,031
...on expensive lunches
and ridiculous gifts.
352
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,101
I wanna squeeze this place
for as much as possible...
353
00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:35,670
...and do as little as I can get away with.
354
00:18:35,839 --> 00:18:38,774
Hey, man, don't tell Trent about this,
that guy's a real tool.
355
00:18:40,377 --> 00:18:42,072
Okay, another great meeting.
356
00:18:42,245 --> 00:18:44,770
By the way, I'm Trent.
357
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,982
What? Is everybody at the studio
named Trent?
358
00:18:53,557 --> 00:18:57,493
"Hollyweird," huh?
They do not like Italians.
359
00:18:57,794 --> 00:18:59,489
I don't think that was the problem.
360
00:18:59,663 --> 00:19:02,154
Okay, look... All right, I'm gonna cut
to the chase, Jim.
361
00:19:02,332 --> 00:19:04,800
- I don't think this is working out.
- I know. We keep clashing.
362
00:19:04,968 --> 00:19:09,769
Yeah, so maybe it's time one of us left
Yes-I-Am-a-Bird Productions.
363
00:19:14,811 --> 00:19:16,642
I guess you're right. L...
364
00:19:21,852 --> 00:19:25,288
- It ain't gonna be the same without you.
- Yeah... I wasn't talking about me.
365
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,113
I see. Okay.
366
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:31,954
Jim, I'm sorry it didn't work out,
but I think this is best for our friendship.
367
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,187
You're probably right.
368
00:19:34,398 --> 00:19:36,229
- All right.
- All right.
369
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:40,358
You mind if I get that, you know,
one last time, for old times' sake?
370
00:19:40,537 --> 00:19:42,266
- Sure, yeah.
- All right.
371
00:19:43,774 --> 00:19:45,799
Yes-I-Am-a-Bird Productions.
372
00:19:47,444 --> 00:19:49,435
No, I'm sorry, we're...
373
00:19:49,613 --> 00:19:51,672
We're not gonna be able
to go there.
374
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,717
Go where?
375
00:19:54,885 --> 00:19:55,909
Space, Joe.
376
00:19:56,086 --> 00:19:57,951
The final frontier.
377
00:20:01,725 --> 00:20:03,716
I wanna go to space.
378
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:13,402
I know you've been feeling down lately,
so I have something for you.
379
00:20:17,974 --> 00:20:19,373
- It's a collage.
- Yeah.
380
00:20:19,543 --> 00:20:20,601
The theme is "Good Times. "
381
00:20:20,777 --> 00:20:23,075
I glued pictures
of the two of us together...
382
00:20:23,246 --> 00:20:25,305
...in different places
that I'd like to go with you.
383
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:28,178
Like the Grand Canyon,
Paris, Venice...
384
00:20:28,552 --> 00:20:31,988
Where is this? We're standing
next to a giant scented candle?
385
00:20:32,155 --> 00:20:36,649
Yeah, I ran out of good pictures,
so I had to use the Pottery Barn catalog.
386
00:20:37,461 --> 00:20:40,453
Wow, us in London?
That looks like fun.
387
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,996
That's a really good picture of us.
388
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,495
We look really good together.
389
00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,333
Well, I don't know what to say.
390
00:20:48,505 --> 00:20:51,338
Joey, this is really sweet.
What made you think to do this?
391
00:20:51,508 --> 00:20:56,673
Alex, everyone knows a collage is
the nicest thing you can do for someone.
392
00:20:58,248 --> 00:20:59,306
Well, thank you.
393
00:20:59,483 --> 00:21:01,474
I really love it.
394
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,048
- I'll see you later.
- Okay.
395
00:21:14,264 --> 00:21:16,095
Kaley, hey, it's Joey.
396
00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:20,965
Okay, I just gave it to her.
I think she is starting to "like me" like me.
397
00:21:22,506 --> 00:21:25,407
Okay, hey, so what happened
with Brad in school today?
398
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:29,136
No way. He did not.
399
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,807
Michael, I'm on the phone. God!
400
00:21:34,305 --> 00:22:34,802
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