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bye Bye

no

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it is useless to hope guide can not make it this time the protected will win

of the priestess and we will remain under her tyranny with us was would

all different but if the priestess has decided for

akhela it is clear that she will win [Applause]

but they are poisoned and only thanks you are dead the law wants none of them

claimants to the title survive the winner of each village of Amazons

it is one head and the priestess has nothing left

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holy shit go

now the sweets from the new door

thanks bye

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Hello Chiara

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my

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we will conquer the territories where the sage reigns with arms he will snatch the

secret of the sacred fire

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and this is the place but we have not booked there are more tauri mi

sorry come back tomorrow tomorrow when my tigers are hungry don't wait there

they take

here

to lick sure

now the place is to feed us

it is this who sees him as attacked

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throw out the underdeveloped on the use procacci are annoyed too

you come on you we keep it

then

the one in my opinion a little grumpy if we went to eat somewhere else

I remembered that I had an appointment that you are close to

here I fix it, sister, don't hurt a tourist too much

parks, archives and tigers

let's show him yes we can also see these surprises in cosmetics that

have now the firm offers him of running by counterweight then because of

to put the accent hurt

here he asked if you could not help I have not eaten maximum liking

vs ak the games and but I don't really enjoy it

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django we expect never waited out

slipping

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it is we who greets you [Music]

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and what must be another tourist than the horse and foreigners who

I ate it in one bite in my opinion that is a type and grumpy

when i was with marco polo i knew these books against mine

teases there is no grumpy who holds even pile I did not name it thanks ago

wait fears that and grumpy but what you do sons of bitches

good tax let's see it milk we adapt

below now [Music]

bad

Yes No

no

you can't do anything without being discharged now I'll show you how it is

poor chinese system made under foreigner so far we joked 20

jul louis jokes

all your fault and hunt but projected that and grumpy

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I do [Music]

yes [Music]

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for me I do

here are you the boss then listen or good news from today if you are good

this village will pay the alliance protection but we already pay the

protection as a weapon the wise and I remind you that every abuse done to us is

an affront to his sacred person we are here just for that old fool

we will capture and kill you and I would tell you where to find it you will not be able to do anything

of these things ladies explained and immediately you can kill me and all my mattar

hand of weapon has been immortal for four centuries protecting the peoples of this valley

and no one knows where he is and how you go about talking to him when we have

need and weapon that comes between us you are lying top is not the truth

because then your gun isn't here now you called me lady

get it

listen attract look are here left alone these people and if

obey I promise I will not get angry take it I want wine

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to

last warning come back here again and you will see what there is

It happens

no our great and weapon soul

immortal and wise of the myths to appear to your beloved people

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here I am to you my beloved children who you are and which of you has called me a weapon

does not recognize us we are the ones you saved this morning at dawn from

amazons but this morning at dawn really me

I was in conversation with my ancestors and then who is it that made them escape

amazons is saved the village of come the soul of your grandfather is likely

sometimes the souls of the deceased love to cheer us with their presence e

defend us from evil and instead it was you do not be modest only you know how to accomplish

such jokes or great sage for this we have come to bring you signs

of our gratitude for having saved us from the ferocity

of the amazons if you insist on doing this to me, after all, it's a duty in May

I will accept yours the gifts in the titles as well here around my feet to mine

no of waste believe sometimes the spirit I go away from my body and yes

I materialize when there is a need, take it all, I am alone

8 state steps you need more advice how we should behave if

the amazons came back which suggests your immense wisdom but I don't see them

I do not see the peppers even this time that suggests your immense

wisdom then you have brought me in those blessed chillies that it suggests to me

your immense wisdom as you said my son I asked you that me

suggests my immense wisdom I understand my immense wisdom you

it suggests nothing nothing nothing hurts no one but the young and the young

are always pain in the ass you have to wait for the

old but old an old the poor have to get in

head that by now being old they are no longer young

you understand the allusion no it's normal but time will open my eyes my people

and you'll see the truth stop my direct up there someone calls me on my knees

by jo jo but he goes away

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and now somebody will explain this Amazon business to me

how many times do I have to tell you that you don't have to find my swimsuit while I never sleep

made that soul of a figure with the old fool that I did not know that

tell you that the fire is extinguished, sacraments, everything in defect is with you

now we count crazy things

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but the more time passes the less I understand it [Music]

but what did you do in the village of young the amazons arrived and for

scare them i used some of your tricks sure that it gets bad with

the one there needs that three in contact with them to try to convince her

I don't think it's possible but if you let me expose myself to the flame that

from immortality I would know how to fix things you see by now I know

almost all of your secrets I just miss immortality and you

only apple you can give you can know what are you waiting for, you answer you come

so truly you believe in sacred fire and expect to become immortal e

sure and why do you think it has endured all these years near you

temper that you find yourself in a sense I have the impression that you have

caught a rip off I'm not immortal there's the usual liar I'm not

believe to hear it seems to you that I would be so old if it were immortal and then

because I would have wasted so much time with a crazy head like yours just for

charity I know you hurt there must have been a reason maybe you once knew

and now you forgot the only reason was to

one day pass on to you this custom that we have been passing through for over four centuries

from teacher to student all in costume the story of the immortality of the weapon

invented who knows then action but then you're crazy crazy I was when you

I collected in your village destroyed to the Amazons and I raised you but how

did you know that you would break up like this but then sorry how it goes there

story of the eternal flame that gives immortality

as far as I know it only serves to procure food and wine in abundance in

as for immortality it is another legend invented long ago at

just to get the loaf yes i think it was the first

weapon four centuries ago in that he knew as long as the flame is

truly a mystery no one knows why it bru

but without immortality as I do to destroy the amazons after you are there

come on but you're also a big head wait when I'm dead in the bag was mine

costume you will do as you please is destiny and when you die it is the most

late as possible and I will wait for me good good but don't overdo it

however I will leave you safe meals at a great prestige

hurray to not get screwed the place by someone straighter than you puts you

really bad with those crazy giselle well now I have to go I have to

retire in meditation and not take advantage of it as usual for us

beg me the costume no no I'll go hunting don't worry good sleep

if you understand this too you are not so foolish

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you hurt yourself I can walk more

it does not seem very serious do not be afraid of a little you are from here I am lost is

It was lucky that I found you I'm from the dam village he was looking for

herbs to heal my brother say they are only found here not

worry now that it leads to someone who will fix you right away

ankle that's done with a few days of rest he knew now he entrusts you

in his custody I have urgent work to do go to

meditate if I don't really want to because you're sorry no no I'm not sorry

no better for you so you can be a nurse well I'm going don't do it

get too tired

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it would seem like a goodbye kiss and that's how I have to go back to my people even if

I swear I would like to stay away mazzoli gipsy I sleep

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no useless waiting for me now you would face mine

end [Music]

I tried to persuade her but you were right you and me what answer me to

given off my costume cauldrons for the mountains in the city of the silver lake

will meet the two invincible men like the bug and and what their names are like

together with them [Music]

you can avenge me as a word to convince them to help me there too

they seek freedom is that they still believe in the sacred flame tells them some

nonsense well as a fact I will be with you

easy they want to believe and throw my corpse into the pit of the flame

I did it too with my teacher

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thousand but that damn my spear is really immortal

here I want him alive

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come on get it

this law

we provide

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Hello

no

marine

so

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sorry you know a certain world yes no a dog no one has to pronounce that

name in front of me you need help friend no thanks sorry but why don't I have to say

I'm fine with this grumpy wait too

take I know as an excuse the question but why you do it with these guys sorry

the answer no because you don't mind your own business

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here

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need help friend no thanks angel hello

and feelings me me me

compliments

my princess for me a greeting of courses then here

I need help friend no thanks

my offer is always accepted

he makes it and grouches are found 30 flights I'm sure

book and he thank you friend that collapse was providential which

breakdown I was looking for a beautiful girl has more excuses

wait for me

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this as your name is a great name away if I'm not mistaken I am you too

nice or but you are a type that is noticeable

my name is mario and i live in the village of jungle it is not so far you can also

come and see me if you want go to anyway waits for you

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maira mai la viola i feel gamer 6 little cocina

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at the moment if I don't feel like it

mica [Music]

I can afford [Music]

I would say to cut the hint thing accepted

try me what I have to do when we are alone they are all useless

these scenes will be useless but they are religious facts and that's okay you must be

Fastest 3 of which destroy villages capture all worthy men

maybe kill them but it must prevent them from finding any help in the valley

this you must do

okay i will send mila no mila i don't like you don't have to trust her no e

because it is a mazzone it cannot betray

seen are millennium and anyone who tries to touch it is incinerated sells off

guys for the themes you become there are those who look at it like this but to become

immortals we will have to take a sunburn is already for the ports well the 400

years and you still look like a child maybe for you time has no value but if there is

marry with the ceremony is not believe that it is easy and evo I have to

ask the gods for advice so they can decide when the time comes

and I'm going to get in touch with them and then stay in the meantime

here and I have to collect it as they say in meditation

with you

i honor friend here there is something wrong

well let's just hope that the gods are not too busy and that is yes that the

pass the communication immediately you believe everything in my humble opinion

it is he who does not want with the excuse of the gods wants to bring it to the polls

let's do it alone let's expose ourselves to the flame and goodnight just right but then if it has

he is right and he remains incinerated he does not say it to feel important but you know

certainly we are the fools and we listen to it I prefer to be fixed than

he read and then we do not know how to do it and try to put a hand on the square

we bet you don't get burned we don't bet

and if I get burned then he has lost the bet but you will see that it will not happen if then

gods are offended and then what are you waiting for if I don't have my hands full you see

the institute okay ok now I try

hey joe it's true it doesn't burn test a little try with both does nothing e

cold did you see that I said lucia vero you lost the bet but you

how did you not get burned like him to see it will be because my father

I was a blacksmith as a child I took fire with my hands and never said

nothing and what does it have to do I have not thought about it look

here it seems like a hug read scottadito I did what you have

said you that you did wrong you had to contest miserable big way

toll booths d

there they have eaten sleep beautiful life is now giving us this good

news

wake up wake up ai what you said or finger the high word

Chinese which means you have you touched the sacred flame no they can blind me e

it suits you so you learn then you are angry with me no but that

this will serve you as a lesson without my guidance and without the consent of the gods

whoever touches the sacred flame gets sacrosanct burns, you have to wait

the signal that such I said you have to wait for the signal if not 1 burns and

you instead but no come on we try the same but but whoever spoke yes you do not speak

but I still understand you you understand too much for my garage and now

stop it I have to tell you the decision of the gods

so I'll summarize everything in a few words you are lucky you have been chosen

to fight the amazons after which you can do the sports without

risk to the eternal flame you are happy now you are sure you have

understood well after four centuries that you speak to us that

do not understand well no I said you could not change before mortality and

no no no gentlemen if you like it is like this otherwise pack your bags you go

and with many greetings to immortality choose the old man is right

old man you tell your grandmother sorry but after all it is always 400 years old but it is

dangerous the amazons are terrible you must

earn immortality the most I can do and give you one

hand you are you are very generous but with the amazons you do not joke but you do not

shame big and big as you are being afraid of four sissies I'm there

here we go again before throwing knows if then hides your hand

okay I managed to convince him and listen and mister corn I already have that there

if you would know how to put the hug back in place

certainly read things but call me brother there must be an ointment of

old I say an old ointment that will fix you right away is one of the

my magic filters [Music]

and every time he says about the moon you will give us another 100 sacks of young wheat not

get everyone to put you under the one there are young still have to

learning to get old if it gets there is enough

here we go

in 400 years this is the first time I have seen anyone ride a buffalo cow

priest that it is just a hoax is rather tell me where we go to

June village we must persuade those peasants to

fight with in the village of jung yes because it is a place that interests me

this men you have arrived

step where what a great idea you had

from the way you look at me it almost seems to him that you want to make me yours by force

so in defense that they can only kill me thought such a thing

no because with these muscles that you find yourself how could I resist you

tell me how I could do under these muscles

there is a gentleman child certainly much better death than dishonor perhaps

not even a kiss I could bear it

let's try if I can stand it

then what do you think great wise I don't recognize you anymore a

time you spoke only of peace then there were no amazons with weapons, I'm right

me after times have changed better to die in battle than in

slavery you have heard proof with the other gun villages and feel what

they answer you if they accept we too will be happy but where the hell if

football you have upset me I don't know anymore whether to prefer death or dishonor

see you soon I conqueror will not have been too bold that you have to laugh 2

mag my brother you are cooked as not I was inquiring and for these burns

there is no magic filter that holds sooner or later it had to happen and it happened

our tour of the villages was useless

we found more advice than you have and we make the old weapon ourselves

I meant well yes yes we know that you are old and wise it is he who is not

wise when he says we do everything by ourselves and yet I think we can

make it even without the help of the say that if we remain united there is no strength

to the world that he is capable of beating us just friend but if we were too

immortals like you everything would be easier but it is one

fixation the rose yet sorry if I insist you know but if you make us become

immediately immortal you can do everything but it is so and this actually seems to you

a good idea well then you don't understand anything but how

you have to place a condition and then I'm going to say but it is one try and if

when you are immortal then wrong sail that you put salt on

tail is certain is that a rip off I'd like to give him those the session

rare good but you really believe that the gods do not know how to read inside

all so you mortals always ready to give a hoax with my dogs not

it works

and now mar or in or out if the conditions of the gods do not go

give up and goodnight you don't leave us much choice if they are as usual

them who fool us

from this side you can only go through the fence

you should have wings

I have an idea the principle is that of movement

slow and continuous I understood the beginning but in the end but you don't feel

proud to be a pioneer and humanity wants to progress must

take a risk because this lady humanity doesn't tell you to come up here

you are the heaviest and if you can fly you will be a joke to me

the spirit of the pioneer will be lacking but in my opinion they are not playing the pigeon right now

the movement the entity continues

yet with a few modifications it would work you can't always succeed

at the first try I have another idea

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to look

departure

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this is the prisoners then all go into the enclosure seized by gods

horses and get ready to parade and what are you doing now open the door no

I say rest on this side

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conafi p

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the first dinner

now

no

still those three there will not have peace until I have torn them to pieces and thrown away

their bodies knead the hill

what do you think you solved those come back here and we're still all over you

I'm wrong I saw them fight those three are worth an army with their help

we will be able to get rid of the amazons for good

elderly is okay tomorrow we will put the war proposal to a vote no I'm not

my sorry and my mother is waiting for it here in itself

Meanwhile, 6 of you watch out for the children, I'll be right back

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if we could get our hands on those three

that yes it would be a big hit the problem is that they are always the ones

get our hands on us we could follow them and reveal their hiding place

our amazon friends friends will be but me and every time she enters

in the field of those witches as if you put your head in a lion's mouth

hungry and reader itself

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Lode the Tiger of the Woods and this is my very pleasure heatwave helper

load the help of three in the pits let them go

where my queen mother of the beloved and black thanks you are the lord is with me I pray

you are with me he said I just need to stay together for us to tell me so

important well I know the way to penetrate

in the refuge of dharma the deadly enemy of the amazons also the tape unfortunately

hold you knows what I'm not interested in street we also know it

we but we have a system said marco polo the stop exists in marco polo not

it has to do with a system to capture a weapon and what do you want in return hear yes yes yes yes

no nothing else than your friendship accompanies there by their food drinks

how many girls they want are my guests and should be treated well if you say it's not

ordinary people Mrs. Firenze in the derby and does come

Captain no, for heaven's sake, one boss for the major in command is enough for me

commander we rely on the expedition that will capture the wise man as a weapon

you never give up on your ideas come it won't be easy to catch it we have a

infallible system of course but since you can't kill it why not capture it

it would be wiser to try to make friends with him and make friends with him as if he were

It is possible to make friends with a tiger no you have to destroy it your fierce hatred

it will lead us to ruin I feel your mania for greatness will be ours

destruction is enough thousand stop here as a prophetess

we already have one and it is too much you are here to obey whoever commands e

not to discuss with us I want those three I want the secret of

eternal flame and you will follow our orders if you don't want to end up hanging by the

feet

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no

kisses

but

riding early

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I really don't see what there is to laugh about since your near end

now but I want to make you a proposal

i want the secret of eternal fire i want immortality immortality in

change of your life just forget this I am imported

and in the meantime let's see if you are truly immortal as you say, be careful there

legend says that whoever raises his hand on a weapon will die mine you wait

do not forget that we need divo the dead do not reveal their secrets mile

he knows where the cave of the eternal flame is and there is a Venetian trying to approach the

fire will end a policy

perhaps he is right the sacred fire may not be enough without the necessary rite there

he needs to be alive and we'll talk and that's okay but if you want freedom, tell us the

secret of the eternal flame only when he has consulted the gods

confront you with an answer

but in the end there is nothing to worry about, sorry weapon does not crack even if it is

they roast then it's immortal but we don't and neither will we ever be if he doesn't come back

what do we expect to be old no we must free it because marco polo arco

paolo marco polo the marco polo I would like to know why you didn't stay

with marco polo he walks thief no that they always walk of what

I see that I am a soldier you do not see your foul limits and they do not tell us anything

the horses tell me to let go a lot then the amazons steal them from us

another time let them be two poor pedestrians are born and me heatwave

does not neglect even a blade of grass in the desert grows there in the CEI reaches me

new and then if a pawn does not pretend the prey you can tell me right what a raider is

mo I tell you a pedestrian who cautious prey took it very cautiously

it is for example so this is a secret weapon with this here you hit epa

you run away immediately but go to that country you and your weapon

secret if I advance follow me

but as good leave me and I grant you save your life

thank you thank you if very generous you are always in the way but where do you jump from

out to the amazon camp we are close friends in and out when

I think if I scream my lines in the dust zanotti has heard and

friend of the amazons yes of course because it makes you angry ea

about in there I saw your friend tied up as a

salami I don't believe a word of what you said

your tongue is forked as you enter the field by magic

I just go under the shouting are stranded on the male tiger and this is it

my heatwave and farm helper I need to speak to our commander

all here nothing else those open and we are inside masters to go and

come think the last time yes no

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this is my heatwave helper I need to speak to the commander

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[Music] I knew you'd come yes and six

even how we get out of here I'll find a way let's hurry up we have

visit hide yourself connoisseur life will leave you also know well not there

is not there

there is [Applause]

I would like to observe that if you have found an agreement that would be the case with

to go but that parries the women

do not worry, mila will help us madame come quickly

little car kisses you rushes do not worry about this to whom

serves and also this year but we do the

current at the hp knots and you get knocked down if they melt when you are down there

riannodi fir then I will not live is an idea we need to ward off falls a

the parachute

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horses I found myself passing through these which can serve better and better

that go on foot soon two halves you hear me the honorable doubt that you give

some time silva me too I have a doubt that you ladies

you're guà less [Music]

no I can not lodge if my father and even if a bandit

i can't abandon it feel feel phil hoeness daughter courage

little girl no one is perfect for horses i am phil harris the tiger gods

woods this is my heatwave helper I want to talk I commanded things are

go I want to talk to the commander you're already there so as not to have to and it doesn't happen

fear more between the feet otherwise I will tear myself apart

pull and in my opinion we like this too is becoming a

divo and grumpy I don't know if you have fun but I don't admit they're wrong

the aim and they catch us knows what it is we needed a party do not forgive it I swear that I

I'll avenge at least let us know what we've done with it

that's it

you are back finally I have good news of the weapon we won

the council decided on war and also the men of the other villages

friends will be with us the amazons will attack this village

but we still have time do not rush things according to their law it is certain

who won't do it before the moon is full there are still eight days left and in

in the meantime we will be able to prepare a nice surprise for them

I say that by working hard and with a little luck we can fight you see them

find the movie we must prepare the welcome

this is the entrance to the valley they will surely attack from this

part and that's what we want the important thing is that men give it

other villages intervene at the right moment

but who is looking for

not old it seems that this stench makes you happy

you are satisfied and has found the same abuse of his dark cave

so we thought [Applause]

pass me with the other paolo

I'm sorry I have to but we have second thoughts we will not participate i

our men to war that we warn so that you can regulate yourself and you tell me

only now at the last moment it was a much debated matter but to

end the opinion of the elders prevailed I donico me mine you have none

chance to win escape you still have time

there's nothing else to do it's late she doesn't even have time to warn them the moon

is rising

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it is not an invention of dharma it will be a stinking bowler hat

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kill the bike ahead

beppe

the

Yup

study like many others

behind mobilized

to think that here

no

maybe

Pope

if it exists we capture the commander we are saved then you pilati from

that part taken

to

religion have passed

force under good so beautiful so but we cheer for those three

dog children damn if he wasn't unarmed he had any weapon

I would like to see I would already be there in the midst of wreaking havoc on those streets and then

look here again at something that thing this is the secret dawn of the future e

the call touch and run or the yo yo of death where you do it you're crazy is

as dangerous as a peaceful guest and then as then you did not understand

no I doubt it eyed peas I is that you will be able to understand if you

I would say that every point is bathed in a powerful precious Paul Dirac poison

brilliant good but that they do as we do

no

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no

come on

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I see with the reinforcements it must have already been here for me I give myself sedated let me come

an idea here if we instead of becoming dead wind immortal

we still defeated I have prepared a surprise for our friends come to

big as soon as you get rid of the ladies arriving and hurry up and

above all you do not see yourself approaching more than three steps touch and run touch and return

back leaving the opponent dead is a quality product of the award-winning

company spassky spaces because it means fun and wrong corporations

how many have I of how many it takes to arm everyone

but now we must hear that

the boys think we cysts already because if they don't want to immediately we do it

soon we will only be able to bury their corpses well we'll see who

is the tiger of the woods we will have a decisive weight in

battle was we will be the fate and for me there will be a monument in the center of the

village race and study bogen tra puleio

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the fate of this historic battle depends on us

Amazons we arrive

heidi

and now that there should be perfected on the benches to that image we make

empty hands and let's use you have an idea

Jun [Music]

and it's just going away those are not women are transvestites mom but there

we will take the rigid and it seems right to take revenge, in fact, a worker to lieutenant

see how many teeth in the mouth say it in paris where I say it unless I visit

gone tomorrow with diabetes noticing the offense hides it

I guess how many old in the mouth 22 wrong but since I don't know I have

learned of good wishes

hello [Music]

everyone at home this is done wrong

bad

Now

dear number two full force full force

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bottom right all open I can't not left there is one lame giulio ii

12 marking time

I did it

every stern and steering now one is also crippled to the right

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mazzarri

and it's

alessi has the opportunity of the Americans

no

victory does not act as an apple

but that you fish out all fresh meat and the cimade appreciates serving it

yes [Music]

of course

no no

Marco Jupiter but then those three made it seriously sorry Jupiter

powerful indeed thank you for the victory of

my people kneel and listen to what I tell you

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my direct brothers now I go to a place and it is not of this one

land the great voice calls me you wait with

trust because when I return you will have immortality don't move from that

goodbye

but how did you where the worst marty went already screwed its already screwed limmer

skalica but what are you doing does not fall into your head give another push and viareggio

all but possible that you never learn to hell with immortality

there are two ladies what are waiting for us already we go otherwise they also fool us

those

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sanjay jha dream

the rock in Lecce

I know canon

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now quality

I think well

teramo [Music]

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that's enough

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