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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:36,827 My name's Charles Bronson. 2 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:40,166 And all my life I've wanted to be famous. 3 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,718 I knew I was made 4 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:56,427 for better things. 5 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,015 I had a calling. 6 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:04,194 I just didn't know 7 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:07,146 what as. 8 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:12,162 Weren't singing. 9 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:17,075 Can't fucking act. 10 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:20,294 Kind of running out of choices really, 11 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:22,456 aren't we? 12 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:59,044 ♪ Baby, it's slow ♪ 13 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:06,131 ♪ When the lights go low ♪ 14 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:13,554 ♪ There's no help, no... ♪ 15 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:29,024 ♪ Baby, it's slow ♪ 16 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:35,775 ♪ When the lights go low ♪ 17 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,866 ♪ There's no help, no ♪ 18 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:57,471 ♪ He's drilling through ♪ 19 00:02:57,636 --> 00:03:00,556 ♪ The spiritus sanctus tonight ♪ 20 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:03,813 ♪ Through the dark hip falls ♪ 21 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,386 ♪ Screaming ♪ 22 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:09,941 ♪ Oh, you mambos kill me ♪ 23 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:13,987 ♪ And kill me and kill me ♪ 24 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:21,292 ♪ If I jerk the handle ♪ 25 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:24,622 ♪ You'll die in your dreams ♪ 26 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:28,958 ♪ If I jerk the handle ♪ 27 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,586 ♪ Jerk the handle ♪ 28 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:33,514 ♪ You'll thrill me ♪ 29 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,722 ♪ And thrill me ♪ 30 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,973 ♪ And thrill me. ♪ 31 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:23,223 Right, how else can I explain it? 32 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,687 There was nothing wonky about my upbringing. 33 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:35,226 My parents were decent, 34 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:39,411 respectable and upstanding members of society. 35 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:41,991 I went to school. 36 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,987 I kept my head down. 37 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,249 So like most kids, 38 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:48,212 I got into trouble. 39 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,082 You bastard! 40 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:51,959 I liked it. 41 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:12,189 Oh, Michael. 42 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:15,864 Mrs. Peterson, I really must talk to you about Michael. 43 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:19,025 But I wasn't bad. 44 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:20,994 I wasn't bad bad. 45 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:24,615 And I still have my principles. 46 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:30,498 I took the first job I could get my hands on. 47 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,294 Bring the fries, Peterson. 48 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,839 I suppose the crumpet wasn't bad. 49 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,544 Mrs. Peterson, 50 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,463 we'd like to have a word with your son. 51 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:17,094 Michael. 52 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:22,218 Michael Peterson. 53 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,682 Right. 54 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,304 Yeah, before I forget, 55 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:30,141 I did come into this world as Michael Peterson. 56 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:33,557 But I'll go out with my fighting name— 57 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,647 Charlie Bronson. 58 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:43,992 Which is my alter ego. 59 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:58,172 1974— 60 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:01,295 tough time to be young in England. 61 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:04,223 Not a lot of opportunity around. 62 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:09,716 Still, life moves on. 63 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,350 Irene and I got hitched. 64 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,187 It was all right. 65 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:20,023 We didn't have it bad for a couple from the chippy. 66 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,110 But they don't give you a star on the walk of fame 67 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:25,897 for "not bad," do they? 68 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:38,213 Michael, what is that noise? 69 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:41,335 For God's sakes. 70 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:49,798 So this is the post office 71 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,680 I did over. 72 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:54,347 This is what I got away with. 73 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,153 And this is what they gave me. 74 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,363 Seven years! 75 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:04,653 Don't worry, son. 76 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,028 You won't do the seven. You'll be out in four. 77 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,690 I had you going, didn't I? Huh? 78 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,823 Go on! I had you going! 79 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:28,072 I've always fancied myself as a bit of a comedian. 80 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,445 But seven years 81 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,533 is a long time. 82 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,867 Now I'm not gonna stand here, right, and tell you— 83 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,380 tell you that prison 84 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:47,383 is "not bad." 85 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:50,166 No, that would be misrepresenting myself. 86 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,180 And I think enough of that has been done already, 87 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,142 don't you? 88 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:57,313 No. 89 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:02,941 You see, I didn't see a cell, a cage 90 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,693 or a box. 91 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:09,437 To me, it was a hotel room. 92 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,748 Don't get me wrong. 93 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,418 For most people, 94 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:33,128 prison is tough. 95 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:36,390 A monotonous nightmare. 96 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:39,723 24 hours a day, 97 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:43,190 seven days a week, 98 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:46,692 365 days a year 99 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:49,435 of pure, unadulterated, 100 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:53,398 living, breathing hell. 101 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:01,372 But for me, 102 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,746 prison was finally a place 103 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:06,424 where I could sharpen my tools, 104 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,713 hone my skills. 105 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:12,208 It's like a battleground, isn't it? 106 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,681 It was an opportunity 107 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,011 and a place where soon every native 108 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,347 was gonna know my name. 109 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:34,145 What's the matter, Charlie? 110 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,699 Do you want me to take you through it again? 111 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:40,083 No, we don't do work in long-term prisons. 112 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:42,912 It's vocational training so you can get a job when— 113 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,158 Fuck off! 114 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,481 What's the problem, Peterson? 115 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,805 Problem? 116 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:14,741 I said, what's the problem, Peterson? 117 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,361 I don't know. I don't have a problem. 118 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,725 Keep your chin up, mate. 119 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,193 Oh, crikey. 120 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,874 Would you like a cup of tea, mate? 121 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,866 Thanks, Mickey. Love one. 122 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,868 - Milk and sugar? - Please. 123 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,790 - How many sugars? - Two. 124 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,129 One, two. 125 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:07,308 ♪ Picture you upon my knee ♪ 126 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,022 ♪ Tea for two ♪ 127 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,232 ♪ And two for tea ♪ 128 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,903 ♪ Just me for you ♪ 129 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,732 ♪ And you for me ♪ 130 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,028 ♪ Alone. ♪ 131 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,610 And would you like a cup of tea too, mate? 132 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,740 Nothing closer to my heart than a good cup 133 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,538 of British char. 134 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,542 - Milk and sugar? - No, I like it dark. 135 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,745 Oh. 136 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,210 That's an impressive set of guns you have there. 137 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,089 You must be handy in a brawl. Bam-bam, 138 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:45,087 knockout, ding-ding. 139 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,850 Very nice. 140 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,907 But time stops for no man, ladies and germs. 141 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,826 And my time was coming up. 142 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,996 Parole! 143 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,418 And just when I was about to make a name to be reckoned with. 144 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,257 Oh, yeah, as what? 145 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,223 As what? 146 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:31,636 You don't wanna be trapped inside with me, sunshine. 147 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,096 Inside, I'm someone nobody wants to fuck with. 148 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,979 Do you understand? 149 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:47,033 I am Charlie Bronson. 150 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:50,867 I am Britain's most violent prisoner. 151 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,578 Prison was, 152 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,921 honestly, brilliant! 153 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:06,048 I liked it personally. Fuck that. I loved it! 154 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:09,716 It was exciting. It was on the edge. 155 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:13,386 It was madness as its very best. 156 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,067 The problem is once you get comfortable, 157 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,279 or sometimes even before, they ghost you again 158 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:36,040 and again, moving you from prison 159 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,164 to prison to prison. 160 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,211 And I fucking hate that. 161 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:44,746 Parkhurst, God bless that place. 162 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,631 The accommodation was more than worthy 163 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,048 of my royal self. 164 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,927 Your own bed, 165 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,505 toilet, a sink. 166 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:58,941 The food was of exceptional standard. 167 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,895 Yes, Parkhurst was a corker. 168 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:08,146 And hull prison, well, what can I say? 169 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,359 Well worth a visit. 170 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,530 Scrubs— not my favorite place to visit. 171 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,240 But the staff are ready to make your stay 172 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,371 as memorable as possible. 173 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,499 We had a laugh. 174 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,376 How we laughed. 175 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:04,751 ♪ Please release me ♪ 176 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:10,341 ♪ Let me go ♪ 177 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:15,176 ♪ 'Cause I don't love you ♪ 178 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,885 ♪ Anymore. ♪ 179 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,903 In the end, I got it wrong. 180 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,484 Quite seriously wrong, actually. 181 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,440 They sent me here, 182 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,911 the funny farm. 183 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,719 Where are we going? 184 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,430 Oh, what have you got for me, you jolly boys? 185 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,351 Jolly boys all the lot of you. 186 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,979 Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. 187 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,396 Wait till I fucking kick the shit out the lot of you. 188 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:33,316 Right, Peterson. Now you've had a chance to cool down. 189 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,363 I'll explain the rampton rules. 190 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:38,906 Rule number one, you do as you're told. 191 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,622 Rule number two? 192 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:45,084 This ain't prison. 193 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:47,905 We're lion tamers here. 194 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:52,167 Uh-huh. 195 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,205 Right, take these pills. 196 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:57,339 Stick 'em up your fucking ass. 197 00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,967 Yeah, huh? 198 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,692 Yeah, he'll be back. Cunt. 199 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:15,283 Fucking whip rag, you'll fucking shit it. 200 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,072 You fucking gone and done it, you cunt! 201 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:32,884 You fucking cunt! You fucking cunt! 202 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,182 The thing is 203 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:15,310 they don't understand. 204 00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:19,574 They'll never understand. 205 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,862 And that scares 'em. 206 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,951 So they keep you drugged up. 207 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,450 What's that gonna change? 208 00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:36,923 Ain't gonna change the you inside. 209 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:40,293 I think I know the truth. 210 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,795 You're no more mad than I am. 211 00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:50,353 Yeah, it's all just made up. It's rubbish. 212 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:59,941 You, me... 213 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,357 nine-year-old girl. 214 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:12,580 It's a loveology. 215 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,510 ♪ When I look back upon my life ♪ 216 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:10,302 ♪ It's always with a sense of shame ♪ 217 00:25:10,468 --> 00:25:14,888 ♪ I've always been the one to blame ♪ 218 00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:24,073 ♪ For everything I long to do ♪ 219 00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:28,032 ♪ No matter when or where or who ♪ 220 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:32,114 ♪ Has one thing in common too ♪ 221 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:35,951 ♪ It's a— it's a— it's a... ♪ 222 00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:38,448 ♪ It's a sin ♪ 223 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,544 ♪ It's a sin ♪ 224 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:47,844 ♪ Everything I've ever done, everything I ever do ♪ 225 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,715 ♪ Every place I've ever been ♪ 226 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:52,932 ♪ Everywhere I'm going to ♪ 227 00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:54,934 ♪ It's a sin ♪ 228 00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:58,926 ♪ At school they taught me how to be ♪ 229 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,730 ♪ So pure in thought ♪ 230 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,233 ♪ And word and deed ♪ 231 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:06,936 ♪ They didn't quite succeed ♪ 232 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:14,156 ♪ For everything I long to do ♪ 233 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:18,163 ♪ No matter when or where or who ♪ 234 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:22,707 ♪ Has one thing in common too ♪ 235 00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:25,923 ♪ It's a— it's a— it's a... ♪ 236 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,455 ♪ It's a sin ♪ 237 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,512 ♪ It's a sin... ♪ 238 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,390 ♪ Everything I've ever done, everything I ever do ♪ 239 00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:40,556 ♪ Every place I've ever been ♪ 240 00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:42,685 ♪ Everywhere I'm going to. ♪ 241 00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:06,166 Fucking loonies, they're great, mate, 242 00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:08,924 but... 243 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:12,006 well... 244 00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:14,843 they're fucking loonies, aren't they? 245 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:19,555 And I had to get out somehow. 246 00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:22,022 This was not a hotel I wanted 247 00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:24,393 to stay at anymore. 248 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,400 Being a celebrity and all, I needed to check out. 249 00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:33,358 And I had a good idea how to do it. 250 00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:34,882 Tsk-tsk-tsk. 251 00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:37,553 I will now reenact 252 00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:40,261 what I like to call 253 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:44,592 "what happens when murder goes wrong." 254 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,602 When do I go back? 255 00:30:55,938 --> 00:30:58,068 Now now, Mr. Peterson, 256 00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:02,402 We aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we? 257 00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:07,446 Listen, nursey, 258 00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:10,616 I just wanna know when my trial is 259 00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:14,246 and when I head back to the slammer, 260 00:31:14,415 --> 00:31:16,035 Right? 261 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:19,458 Wrong, Mr. Peterson. 262 00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:22,588 Now let's not play silly buggers, eh? 263 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:25,926 I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, hmm? 264 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:34,230 When's my trial? 265 00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:40,649 Uh-uh-uh. Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. 266 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:43,356 Mr. White recovered, dear. 267 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:46,607 There's no trial. 268 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:49,950 Isn't that wonderful? 269 00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:53,407 However, you are being moved. 270 00:31:56,874 --> 00:31:59,174 Where? 271 00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:05,553 Yes, Mr. Peterson. Broadmoor Asylum 272 00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:07,836 for the criminally insane. 273 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:16,098 I deserve to go to prison for what I did. 274 00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:20,770 I want my hotel room back. 275 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:26,448 Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary. 276 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,406 And I did. 277 00:32:38,374 --> 00:32:41,464 26 years. 278 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:45,587 26 years of solitary I've done, 279 00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:48,216 and I ain't killed no one. 280 00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:50,394 I'm not joking. 281 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,642 Not a soul! 282 00:32:52,805 --> 00:32:54,715 Ever! 283 00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:05,525 Well, I thought, 284 00:33:05,693 --> 00:33:09,033 "If you're gonna be unfair with me, 285 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:11,616 I'm gonna show you the ultimate 286 00:33:11,782 --> 00:33:14,872 in unfair takedowns." 287 00:33:16,286 --> 00:33:19,326 Now this is what I call 288 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:22,578 "Charlie versus Broadmoor." 289 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:44,768 ♪ When I'm a rock and roll ♪ 290 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:46,610 ♪ When I'm the rock ♪ 291 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:48,815 ♪ And roll ♪ 292 00:33:48,986 --> 00:33:53,526 ♪ When I'm the rock and roll star ♪ 293 00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:58,326 ♪ When I'm a rock and roll ♪ 294 00:33:58,495 --> 00:34:00,655 ♪ When he's a rock and roll ♪ 295 00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:03,831 - ♪ When I'm a rock and roll ♪ - ♪ When he's a rock and roll ♪ 296 00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:07,341 ♪ When I'm a rock and roll ♪ 297 00:34:10,841 --> 00:34:13,591 ♪ Superstar. ♪ 298 00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:34,946 Well, that told me. 299 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,985 Truth be told, though, they didn't want me 300 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,910 in there anymore anyway. 301 00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:43,169 Apparently, I've managed to cost the system 302 00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:46,042 tens of millions of pounds in damage. 303 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:49,710 And her majesty no longer wanted to pleasure herself 304 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,550 with Britain's most expensive prisoner. 305 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:58,514 I know. It's not the moniker that I was looking for, 306 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,640 but what were they gonna do? 307 00:35:00,808 --> 00:35:04,598 I mean, they couldn't let a loony run around for free. 308 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:08,730 Oh yeah. 309 00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:11,859 They had a dirty trick up their sleeve. 310 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:15,407 They only went and certified me sane, 311 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:17,412 didn't they? 312 00:35:17,574 --> 00:35:20,834 So before I knew it, I was back on the streets again. 313 00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:26,293 But Charlie B. ain't no fucking pillow biter. 314 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,708 Oh, no. So it was time 315 00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,047 to suck up the free air 316 00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:34,803 and see what the world had to offer me. 317 00:36:09,585 --> 00:36:11,585 Very funny, boys. 318 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,386 Right. 319 00:36:21,555 --> 00:36:23,675 It's been a pleasure. 320 00:36:45,746 --> 00:36:49,326 Look at you. Dad. 321 00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:52,918 Hi, son. 322 00:37:39,967 --> 00:37:42,087 Come on in, son. 323 00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:48,636 That's right. I'll show you your room, 324 00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:50,939 and then we'll have a nice cup of tea. 325 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,945 Come on, son. 326 00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:04,284 That's right. 327 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,660 Oh, look, it's me. 328 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,130 I was very small. 329 00:38:27,264 --> 00:38:30,434 Where's all my stuff? 330 00:38:33,395 --> 00:38:35,395 We couldn't bring everything, Michael. 331 00:38:35,564 --> 00:38:37,864 That was Luton. 332 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,491 What, all of it? 333 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:44,033 We kept some. 334 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:48,294 Where's my bed? 335 00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:50,452 No, not this one. The other one, 336 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:53,080 what I had when I was a child. 337 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:57,495 We couldn't keep everything, Michael. 338 00:38:57,669 --> 00:39:00,299 We don't have the room. 339 00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:17,975 Is my bed still in Luton? 340 00:39:19,775 --> 00:39:21,815 Luton— 341 00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:24,485 never changes, does it? 342 00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:28,954 Now my mom once said, "Stick with what you know." 343 00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:30,657 And I knew two things. 344 00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:35,417 I knew Luton and I knew Uncle Jack. 345 00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:38,132 And Uncle Jack knew everyone. 346 00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:41,763 And anyone he didn't know wasn't worth knowing. 347 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,390 Going on holiday? 348 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,690 No. 349 00:39:57,854 --> 00:40:00,444 Something better than that. I'm gonna make a name for myself. 350 00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:02,397 Oh, yeah, doing what? 351 00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:04,857 I'm gonna kill the queen. 352 00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:06,528 So you're off to London then? 353 00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:09,276 No. 354 00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:12,409 Luton's where it's at. 355 00:41:45,337 --> 00:41:49,007 Well, fuck me inside out. 356 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:54,182 Come in, my dear boy. You're just in time for cocktails. 357 00:42:02,229 --> 00:42:04,979 Hello. 358 00:42:05,148 --> 00:42:06,818 Hello. 359 00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:08,993 Luton calling. 360 00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:12,322 Ladies and gentlemen in ladies' attire, 361 00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:15,199 allow me to present my favorite nephew, 362 00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:18,287 newly relieved of Her Majesty's pleasure, 363 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:20,793 Mickey Peterson. 364 00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:23,963 Sit down, my dear boy. 365 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:26,205 I'll sit there. 366 00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:28,298 How are you? 367 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:30,553 Miss gorgeous here 368 00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:34,385 will get you a cocktail. 369 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:38,350 Michael. 370 00:42:38,515 --> 00:42:41,095 It's very exciting to meet you. 371 00:42:41,268 --> 00:42:45,228 Our Jack here, he says you're quite a celebrity on the inside. 372 00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:48,399 Mmm. 373 00:42:52,279 --> 00:42:55,869 Oh. Thank you. 374 00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:02,159 It's a complete turnoff. 375 00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:05,713 Mm-hmm. 376 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,745 Your face rug. 377 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,379 Be like kissing a fanny. 378 00:43:10,547 --> 00:43:13,507 Ooh. 379 00:43:13,675 --> 00:43:17,385 That's an outstanding set of mustaches. 380 00:43:17,554 --> 00:43:19,724 I admire your dedication. 381 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:21,349 Mmm. 382 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:25,016 I always knew you had an artistic bent. 383 00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:31,855 So, big boy, 384 00:43:32,027 --> 00:43:35,697 what does the future hold for Michael Peterson? 385 00:43:39,451 --> 00:43:41,541 Ooh. 386 00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:09,771 Ambition is the virtue 387 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:12,819 of all great men. 388 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,200 He's going to stay here with us. 389 00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:23,830 All right, my pets? 390 00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:28,285 Say the more the merrier. 391 00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:31,248 For as long as you like. 392 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,967 That's very strong. 393 00:44:46,518 --> 00:44:48,558 It's wonderful. 394 00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:54,145 Uncle Jack always had his ear to the ground. 395 00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:58,407 And it turns out, there was an old prison mate of mine in Luton too. 396 00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:07,328 - Peterson. - This your gaff? 397 00:45:07,497 --> 00:45:08,747 Yes. 398 00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:11,285 How much you get? 399 00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:12,789 10 years. 400 00:45:12,961 --> 00:45:14,591 Fucking hell. 401 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:17,594 Make Mickey a cup of tea, please. 402 00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:29,096 Let's fuck. 403 00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:39,360 So are you interested? 404 00:45:39,529 --> 00:45:41,949 Of course I fucking am. 405 00:45:44,701 --> 00:45:46,491 You're looking good, Mickey. 406 00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:50,171 Fit, strong, 407 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:53,291 powerful. 408 00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:55,800 You can make some money. 409 00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:58,802 Serious money. 410 00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:02,085 All you need's a name. 411 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:04,510 What's wrong with Mickey Peterson? 412 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:08,269 No, you need a fighting name. 413 00:46:09,893 --> 00:46:12,443 Like a movie star. 414 00:46:12,604 --> 00:46:15,774 Oh, right. 415 00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:31,463 Charlton Heston. 416 00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:33,213 Look, love, 417 00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:35,924 nobody gives a toss about Charlton Heston. 418 00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:37,545 The man's a cunt. 419 00:46:39,589 --> 00:46:42,089 You're more the Charles Bronson type. 420 00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:44,838 Charles Bronson. 421 00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:47,971 Yes, "Death Wish." 422 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:51,269 That's you down to a tee, perfect. 423 00:46:52,769 --> 00:46:54,479 Charlie... 424 00:46:54,646 --> 00:46:57,646 Fucking Bronson. 425 00:46:57,816 --> 00:47:00,936 Hmm. 426 00:47:30,807 --> 00:47:34,097 ♪ This is red red red red red ♪ 427 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:39,320 ♪ This is orange orange orange orange orange ♪ 428 00:47:40,817 --> 00:47:44,777 ♪ This is red red red red red ♪ 429 00:47:44,946 --> 00:47:49,326 ♪ This is orange orange orange orange orange ♪ 430 00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:51,872 ♪ This is yellow ♪ 431 00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:54,406 ♪ This is yellow ♪ 432 00:47:54,581 --> 00:47:56,421 ♪ This is yellow ♪ 433 00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:59,343 ♪ This is yellow ♪ 434 00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:01,252 ♪ This is yellow ♪ 435 00:48:01,421 --> 00:48:03,801 ♪ This is yellow ♪ 436 00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:06,795 ♪ This is yellow. ♪ 437 00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:16,809 What are you looking at? 438 00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:24,364 I can feel you looking at me, Charlie. 439 00:48:30,199 --> 00:48:31,989 Do you want me to do your nails? 440 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,120 No. 441 00:48:47,342 --> 00:48:49,342 What's that from? 442 00:48:49,510 --> 00:48:51,510 Fight. 443 00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:53,139 And that one? 444 00:48:53,306 --> 00:48:55,556 Fight. 445 00:48:55,725 --> 00:48:57,765 Fight. 446 00:48:59,354 --> 00:49:02,694 You're very muscley, aren't you? 447 00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:05,777 Mind if I hold your arm? 448 00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:15,793 Oh my God. 449 00:49:17,372 --> 00:49:19,872 It's huge. 450 00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:27,667 Um... 451 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,720 you should— 452 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,295 What? 453 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:38,017 You— you shouldn't— 454 00:49:38,184 --> 00:49:41,444 What, Charlie? 455 00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:44,904 You shouldn't mess around with boys what are bigger than you. 456 00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:49,902 Oh, really? 457 00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:07,380 Shit. 458 00:50:07,547 --> 00:50:09,757 Lucky man. Lucky cunt. 459 00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:22,016 Oh, yeah! 460 00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:33,663 Hey! All right. 461 00:50:33,823 --> 00:50:35,953 Hey! 462 00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:38,793 Yeah. 463 00:50:41,998 --> 00:50:44,328 Do you want some fucking murder, yeah? 464 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,210 Who wants some fucking murder? 465 00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:51,298 You don't look well, mate. 466 00:50:51,466 --> 00:50:55,176 All right, you fucking cunt. 467 00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:02,314 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't you? 468 00:51:02,477 --> 00:51:04,597 Spare me the Oliver Twist routine. 469 00:51:04,771 --> 00:51:06,441 Charlie, love, you need to build your audience. 470 00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:08,936 I gave you fucking magic in there. 471 00:51:09,108 --> 00:51:11,528 Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy 472 00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:13,244 in the middle of fucking nowhere. 473 00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:15,534 It's hardly the hottest ticket in town, darling. 474 00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:19,488 All right, when is the next one? 475 00:53:27,163 --> 00:53:30,083 Let him fucking go. If he wants to go, 476 00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:32,419 let him fucking go! 477 00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:37,553 - Come on! - Have at him! 478 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,731 I love you. 479 00:53:58,152 --> 00:54:00,992 What? 480 00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:08,655 I love you. 481 00:54:17,672 --> 00:54:21,342 - It's been nice. - Mm-hmm. 482 00:54:25,012 --> 00:54:27,772 But I love Brian. 483 00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:33,400 Who's Brian? 484 00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:37,784 He's my boyfriend. 485 00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:44,781 And he's got a motorbike. 486 00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:52,214 Brian. 487 00:54:57,962 --> 00:55:00,012 Yes, sir, can I help you? 488 00:55:00,172 --> 00:55:03,472 Yeah, well— 489 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:06,764 I want to take a butchers at that ring there. 490 00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:10,389 That ring there, sir? That's a £1,000 ring, sir. 491 00:55:10,558 --> 00:55:14,348 Right. Fuck off! 492 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,060 Don't fucking move! 493 00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:22,613 Or I'll kill you, all right? 494 00:55:22,778 --> 00:55:25,448 Don't fucking move! 495 00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:27,784 And don't call the police 496 00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:30,950 - for 10 minutes. - I won't. 497 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,210 All right? 498 00:55:37,209 --> 00:55:39,499 15 minutes. 499 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:41,670 Happy Christmas. 500 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:05,490 I've been thinking... 501 00:56:05,654 --> 00:56:08,414 You're a very sweet man, Charlie. 502 00:56:08,574 --> 00:56:11,374 ...about— about you. 503 00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:14,745 Yeah, but you've got no ambition. 504 00:56:14,914 --> 00:56:17,254 You know what I mean? 505 00:56:20,503 --> 00:56:22,673 Bought you this. 506 00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:35,311 Eh? 507 00:56:36,602 --> 00:56:38,022 Eh? 508 00:56:38,187 --> 00:56:41,187 Thank you. 509 00:56:47,321 --> 00:56:50,531 Brian and me are getting married. 510 00:57:00,376 --> 00:57:04,206 Right. 511 00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:07,170 Well... 512 00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:09,891 congratulations. 513 00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,722 Eh? 514 00:57:16,559 --> 00:57:19,559 See you later, Charlie. 515 00:57:40,374 --> 00:57:42,504 Fucking charming. 516 00:57:42,668 --> 00:57:44,878 Onwards and upwards. 517 00:57:45,045 --> 00:57:47,835 That's what I always say. 518 00:57:48,007 --> 00:57:51,047 Everything happens for a reason, don't it? 519 00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:58,929 Hear hear. 520 00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:01,061 Magic. 521 00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:07,573 Well, it turns out 522 00:58:07,735 --> 00:58:09,895 that lovely lady in the jewelry shop 523 00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:14,240 waited exactly 15 minutes. 524 00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:17,748 But it didn't take them 15 minutes to find me. 525 00:58:19,205 --> 00:58:22,205 We'd been expecting them. 526 00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:05,077 Well well well. 527 00:59:05,251 --> 00:59:09,051 Charles Bronson is it now? 528 00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:13,343 An American Mongolian pop star. 529 00:59:13,509 --> 00:59:16,299 Film star, sir. "Death Wish." 530 00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:18,350 Bloody good, as it happens. 531 00:59:18,514 --> 00:59:21,774 Yeah, I'm sure, Webber. I'm sure, thank you. 532 00:59:21,934 --> 00:59:24,064 So... 533 00:59:24,228 --> 00:59:27,108 69 days, was it? 534 00:59:28,691 --> 00:59:31,901 69 days all to yourself. 535 00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:35,779 Another of your prison records broken. 536 00:59:37,366 --> 00:59:40,036 So tell me, Charles Bronson, 537 00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:42,712 what exactly did you do with yourself 538 00:59:42,871 --> 00:59:45,291 for these 69 days? 539 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:49,382 I was building an empire. 540 00:59:55,217 --> 00:59:57,297 You're ridiculous. 541 01:00:23,412 --> 01:00:26,252 Good morning, Charlie. Something to read? 542 01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:29,995 Got another Jilly Cooper. 543 01:00:30,169 --> 01:00:32,169 Tell me how you got on with "Who Dares Wins" then. 544 01:00:32,338 --> 01:00:34,338 I've heard it's really good. 545 01:00:34,506 --> 01:00:37,006 - Shut your fucking mouth! - No problem, Charlie. 546 01:00:37,176 --> 01:00:39,466 Shut the fuck up, you cunt! 547 01:00:41,513 --> 01:00:42,893 Shut it! 548 01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:55,939 Right. 549 01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:59,321 Now I've got a librarian up here. 550 01:01:01,617 --> 01:01:04,327 And he's in a lot of trouble. 551 01:01:05,829 --> 01:01:07,959 So I think you should send someone up 552 01:01:08,123 --> 01:01:09,963 to help him out, don't you? 553 01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:13,165 For fuck's sake, he's at it again. 554 01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:16,007 He's got a hostage. Get the governor! 555 01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:18,803 Right. 556 01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:20,967 Sit down. 557 01:01:22,471 --> 01:01:26,181 Not there! On the fucking karzy, you cunt! 558 01:01:49,456 --> 01:01:52,206 What happens now? 559 01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:54,496 Um... 560 01:01:54,670 --> 01:01:56,510 I don't know. 561 01:02:01,885 --> 01:02:03,505 Well, I guess we'll just have to— 562 01:02:03,679 --> 01:02:05,469 we'll have to wait. 563 01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:10,476 I can wait all day. I'm not going anywhere. 564 01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:12,734 You're not going anywhere, you fucking cunt. 565 01:02:12,896 --> 01:02:14,976 We'll just fucking wait. I'll wait. 566 01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:52,903 - Hello. - Hello, Charlie. 567 01:02:53,061 --> 01:02:56,361 - Can you hear me? - Of course I can fucking hear you. 568 01:02:56,523 --> 01:02:59,863 There's nothing wrong with my hearing, you cunt. 569 01:03:00,027 --> 01:03:02,107 What is it, Charlie? 570 01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:05,739 What is it, Charlie? 571 01:03:05,908 --> 01:03:07,738 Well... 572 01:03:07,910 --> 01:03:11,750 I am sitting here with— 573 01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,167 what's your name? 574 01:03:15,334 --> 01:03:17,004 - Love. - Love?! 575 01:03:17,169 --> 01:03:20,009 - Andy Love. - Oh, Andy Love. 576 01:03:20,172 --> 01:03:21,672 Yeah? 577 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,590 All right, I'm sitting here 578 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,180 with Andy Love. 579 01:03:27,346 --> 01:03:29,386 And I'm gonna snap his fucking neck 580 01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:32,426 and stick his head up his ass if I don't get what I want! 581 01:03:34,603 --> 01:03:36,943 What do you want? 582 01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:40,025 What do I want? 583 01:03:43,946 --> 01:03:46,566 What have you got? 584 01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:48,620 Well... 585 01:03:48,784 --> 01:03:52,454 that's entirely up to you, 586 01:03:52,621 --> 01:03:54,461 isn't it? 587 01:03:54,623 --> 01:03:58,173 We're done. You can fuck off. I've had enough. 588 01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:05,678 All right... 589 01:04:07,970 --> 01:04:09,970 Andy Love. 590 01:04:10,138 --> 01:04:12,768 Are you a family man? 591 01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:16,598 - Yeah. - Yeah? 592 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:19,520 - I got two kids. - Two kids, yeah? 593 01:04:19,690 --> 01:04:22,650 - What are you doing? - What am I doing? 594 01:04:22,818 --> 01:04:25,528 What does it fucking look like I'm doing, you cunt? 595 01:04:25,696 --> 01:04:29,026 - Look, let's— let's talk. - No, I'm done talking. 596 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:31,829 Fucking pointless. 597 01:04:31,994 --> 01:04:34,294 - Wait— - Wait for what? 598 01:04:34,454 --> 01:04:37,254 Right. 599 01:04:37,416 --> 01:04:38,996 - That's it. - What are you gonna do now? 600 01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:41,247 What am I gonna do? 601 01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:43,420 I'm gonna put my fucking body paint on. 602 01:04:43,589 --> 01:04:45,549 That's what I'm gonna do. 603 01:04:45,716 --> 01:04:49,426 Get my body armor, all right? 604 01:04:49,595 --> 01:04:51,505 Fucking hell. 605 01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:54,350 Let's have it. 606 01:04:54,516 --> 01:04:56,436 Go on, get some of that rubbed on my back, you cunt. 607 01:04:56,602 --> 01:04:58,942 - What? - Get it on my fucking back. 608 01:04:59,104 --> 01:05:01,154 Rub it in, you slag! 609 01:05:01,315 --> 01:05:04,185 Go on, rub it in. That's right. We ain't got all day. 610 01:05:04,359 --> 01:05:05,859 Rub it right down my back. 611 01:05:06,028 --> 01:05:07,948 Down my back and my legs. 612 01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:09,533 Back of my legs, on my ass. 613 01:05:09,698 --> 01:05:11,488 On my ass cheeks. On my ass. 614 01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:14,448 Not in my ass, you fucking homo! On it. 615 01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:17,660 Quickly. Quicker. Quicker. Quicker! 616 01:05:17,831 --> 01:05:19,581 Quicker! Quicker! Quicker! Quicker! 617 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,500 Quicker! Quicker! Fuck off! 618 01:05:21,668 --> 01:05:24,838 Sit down in the corner. Don't move, cunt! 619 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,890 Now hang on to your fillings, right? 620 01:05:30,052 --> 01:05:32,722 'Cause it's gonna get fucking hairy. 621 01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:37,181 - Come here. - Fuck off, you cunt! 622 01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:14,720 All right, Charlie Bronson. 623 01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:18,176 I'll get straight to the point. 624 01:06:18,350 --> 01:06:20,730 We have been sailing rather close to the wind of late, 625 01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:23,114 and I detect a rocky patch. 626 01:06:25,065 --> 01:06:26,935 I had hoped that you coming 627 01:06:27,109 --> 01:06:29,319 onto the special unit with us might make you want 628 01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:33,406 to stop this hostage taking business, 629 01:06:33,573 --> 01:06:35,583 this attacking of my officers. 630 01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:37,372 We can handle this prick, sir. 631 01:06:37,536 --> 01:06:38,866 Webber, will you please take the rest 632 01:06:39,037 --> 01:06:40,537 of the afternoon off? Thank you. 633 01:06:40,706 --> 01:06:42,746 Be in my office at 6:15 sharp tomorrow morning. 634 01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:45,916 - Thank you, goodbye. - Yes, sir. 635 01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:53,763 Look, I'm not in the habit 636 01:06:53,927 --> 01:06:56,257 of making deals with prisoners. 637 01:06:56,430 --> 01:06:58,100 For your recent escapade, 638 01:06:58,265 --> 01:07:01,475 you will be punished again. Block. 639 01:07:04,396 --> 01:07:06,816 If you have absolutely no interest whatsoever 640 01:07:06,982 --> 01:07:09,322 in yourself, 641 01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:13,074 then you leave us at a loss with regards what to do with you. 642 01:07:16,992 --> 01:07:20,372 What would you like us to do, 643 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:22,907 Charlie Bronson? 644 01:07:26,084 --> 01:07:28,214 Fuck off. 645 01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:36,218 You're pitiful. 646 01:07:36,386 --> 01:07:38,926 You know that? 647 01:07:39,097 --> 01:07:41,267 And I can promise you this, 648 01:07:41,433 --> 01:07:43,983 if you further this mindless behavior, 649 01:07:44,144 --> 01:07:47,484 if you continue to act in this nihilistic and godless fashion, 650 01:07:47,647 --> 01:07:50,147 you will die inside. 651 01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:40,277 Un, dos, tres. 652 01:08:50,377 --> 01:08:52,497 Cuatro. 653 01:08:52,671 --> 01:08:55,591 Como esta? 654 01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:57,877 - What? - What's this? 655 01:08:58,051 --> 01:09:00,051 - A painting. - Good for you. 656 01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:02,760 Now what do you mean? Talk to me. 657 01:09:02,931 --> 01:09:07,641 Sun, sea, sand, naked women, perfect. 658 01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:10,861 - Whose is this? - Eh? 659 01:09:11,022 --> 01:09:14,072 Whose is this? 660 01:09:14,234 --> 01:09:16,364 Come on, own up. Who did the crime? 661 01:09:19,281 --> 01:09:21,701 Bombs away. 662 01:09:21,867 --> 01:09:24,577 Not your art teacher for nothing, you know? 663 01:09:35,922 --> 01:09:38,262 Very interesting, Charlie. 664 01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:48,348 Interesting? 665 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:51,518 Yeah, it's interesting. 666 01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:55,443 What does that mean? 667 01:09:55,609 --> 01:09:58,739 What does interesting mean? Interesting's good. 668 01:09:58,904 --> 01:10:01,244 Bravado! 669 01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:03,406 You know? 670 01:10:03,575 --> 01:10:06,445 Yeah, you can't pin it down, can't compute. 671 01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:11,210 You can't tie that up in a nice little pink bow. 672 01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:15,304 No, you can't pin me down, mate. 673 01:10:15,462 --> 01:10:17,802 - Pajaros! - You fucking what? 674 01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:19,764 Birds. Birds, Charlie. I'm leaning Spanish. 675 01:10:19,925 --> 01:10:21,795 - Español. - Oh. 676 01:10:21,968 --> 01:10:23,388 Are you? 677 01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:25,013 Olé! 678 01:10:30,143 --> 01:10:32,353 Lot of birds in your work, Charlie. 679 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:34,440 I don't really get to see much through— 680 01:10:34,606 --> 01:10:36,396 bit of birds 681 01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:39,526 and bars. 682 01:10:39,694 --> 01:10:42,614 Pajaros. 683 01:10:42,781 --> 01:10:44,241 Pajaros. 684 01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:46,617 I know, mate. 685 01:10:46,785 --> 01:10:49,695 Here's an idea for you. 686 01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:52,211 Find that piece of you, Charles. 687 01:10:52,374 --> 01:10:55,044 That piece that doesn't belong here. 688 01:10:55,210 --> 01:10:57,880 Fucking hell. 689 01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:19,884 Prisoner BT1314, Bronson, sir. 690 01:12:20,045 --> 01:12:22,375 Good afternoon, Bronson. 691 01:12:22,547 --> 01:12:27,217 Well, Mr. Danielson here tells me 692 01:12:27,385 --> 01:12:30,215 that you've been doing extraordinarily well 693 01:12:30,388 --> 01:12:33,178 in your creative endeavors. 694 01:12:33,350 --> 01:12:35,600 Champion's a budding Magritte. 695 01:12:35,769 --> 01:12:37,689 That's right, yeah. 696 01:12:40,398 --> 01:12:43,568 You know, we've been holding these artist materials for you, 697 01:12:43,735 --> 01:12:46,565 sent in by your cousin Lorraine. 698 01:12:46,738 --> 01:12:49,738 Well, now that we're rather sadly having to consider the future 699 01:12:49,908 --> 01:12:52,788 of the arts facility, 700 01:12:52,952 --> 01:12:56,792 I don't see any reason why you shouldn't be allowed these materials now. 701 01:12:56,956 --> 01:13:00,536 Should help tremendously with your work. 702 01:13:00,710 --> 01:13:03,170 Mr. Danielson really has got great confidence 703 01:13:03,338 --> 01:13:05,088 in your cooperation, 704 01:13:05,256 --> 01:13:07,296 your responsibility, 705 01:13:07,467 --> 01:13:10,757 your ability to interact within the group. 706 01:13:10,929 --> 01:13:12,639 I strongly advise 707 01:13:12,806 --> 01:13:15,926 that you continue to follow this path. 708 01:13:16,101 --> 01:13:18,981 And I look forward to seeing some of this wonderful work 709 01:13:19,145 --> 01:13:20,805 I've heard so much about. 710 01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:23,320 Governor, Charlie's actually brought something 711 01:13:23,483 --> 01:13:25,653 for you to have a look at now if you'd lik— 712 01:13:25,819 --> 01:13:27,899 Charlie, give me that. 713 01:13:30,198 --> 01:13:33,118 That's for you. 714 01:13:33,284 --> 01:13:35,954 Thank you. 715 01:13:37,664 --> 01:13:39,044 If you give it to Webber, 716 01:13:39,207 --> 01:13:40,877 I'll be able to have a look at it later. 717 01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:42,842 Thank you. 718 01:13:43,002 --> 01:13:44,712 Right then, Bronson. What are you waiting for, son? 719 01:13:44,879 --> 01:13:46,969 Let's go, move it! Move it! 720 01:13:48,883 --> 01:13:51,343 I said, let's go. Move it! 721 01:13:58,435 --> 01:14:01,395 Sorry, Webber. That's for you, mate. 722 01:14:10,155 --> 01:14:13,115 He's a star fucker, that one. 723 01:14:13,283 --> 01:14:15,203 I'll make sure he looks at that painting, mate. 724 01:14:15,368 --> 01:14:17,328 Don't you worry about that. 725 01:14:17,495 --> 01:14:19,825 Review the unit— pfft! 726 01:14:19,998 --> 01:14:23,168 Honest to God, though, Charlie, and I'll tell you this straight, 727 01:14:23,334 --> 01:14:26,344 I wouldn't be surprised if they started to discuss your release date. 728 01:14:26,504 --> 01:14:28,054 I mean, look, it's just my opinion. 729 01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:29,924 It's not necessarily the opinion of others. 730 01:14:30,091 --> 01:14:33,221 But you know, if there's one thing I am, 731 01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:36,006 I am a very good judge 732 01:14:36,181 --> 01:14:37,721 of character. 733 01:14:37,891 --> 01:14:39,601 Yep. 734 01:14:39,767 --> 01:14:43,057 Sí sí. Sí sí sí. 735 01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:46,069 You'll get a call, mate. You will. 736 01:14:46,232 --> 01:14:48,572 You know why? 737 01:14:48,735 --> 01:14:50,735 You're a brilliant artist. 738 01:14:50,904 --> 01:14:53,784 Bueno. Buenísimo. 739 01:14:53,948 --> 01:14:56,198 I'm so excited, mate. I'm proud as punch, 740 01:14:56,367 --> 01:14:59,117 'cause you are a fucking star. 741 01:14:59,287 --> 01:15:02,207 Gov's a cunt. He is. Fuck him. 742 01:15:02,373 --> 01:15:04,213 Can't stand the wanker. 743 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:07,245 Just keep your head down and I'm absolutely positivo 744 01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:09,170 that we can do this. 745 01:15:09,339 --> 01:15:11,339 We can, mate. 746 01:15:13,885 --> 01:15:17,175 What do you mean we? 747 01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:19,387 We— no. I'm just saying— 748 01:15:19,557 --> 01:15:21,347 No no no, Charlie. Charles. 749 01:15:21,518 --> 01:15:24,228 Don't misunderstand me, mate. 750 01:15:24,395 --> 01:15:27,895 What I'm saying is you— 751 01:15:28,066 --> 01:15:30,396 you are finally gonna get 752 01:15:30,568 --> 01:15:33,148 what you've always wanted. 753 01:15:38,117 --> 01:15:41,407 What do you know about what I fucking want? 754 01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:16,238 What happened to my tea, Phil? 755 01:16:16,406 --> 01:16:20,236 Sorry, mate. I'm such a cunt. I completely forgot. 756 01:16:22,996 --> 01:16:25,206 Two for you. 757 01:16:25,373 --> 01:16:28,173 Two for me. 758 01:16:29,544 --> 01:16:32,174 And then we have a cup of tea. 759 01:18:01,594 --> 01:18:03,224 Charlie. 760 01:18:05,515 --> 01:18:08,225 What is it you want now? 761 01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:17,778 Music. 762 01:18:22,615 --> 01:18:25,025 I don't see how that's gonna help the situation. 763 01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:27,621 I'll fucking kill him! 764 01:18:30,581 --> 01:18:33,331 I swear it! 765 01:18:35,837 --> 01:18:37,837 Bennett. 766 01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:43,681 - Get me some music on now, please. - Yes, Gov. 767 01:20:18,731 --> 01:20:21,821 Here, Charlie. 768 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:24,494 Not feeling very well now, mate. 769 01:23:20,413 --> 01:23:23,293 Oh, yeah. 770 01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:25,957 That's a fucking piece of me. 771 01:23:45,563 --> 01:23:47,613 Right, that's enough! He's had enough. 772 01:23:47,773 --> 01:23:50,033 Get him out of here. 773 01:23:50,192 --> 01:23:52,362 Go on, get him the fuck out of here. He's had enough. 774 01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:56,618 Come on, you fucking cunts. 775 01:23:56,782 --> 01:23:58,952 No class tomorrow, eh? 776 01:27:14,939 --> 01:27:18,319 ♪ This is red red red red red ♪ 777 01:27:20,236 --> 01:27:24,866 ♪ This is orange orange orange orange orange ♪ 778 01:27:25,032 --> 01:27:29,662 ♪ This is red red red red red ♪ 779 01:27:29,828 --> 01:27:33,288 ♪ This is orange orange orange orange orange ♪ 780 01:27:33,457 --> 01:27:36,037 ♪ This is yellow ♪ 781 01:27:36,210 --> 01:27:38,460 ♪ This is yellow ♪ 782 01:27:38,629 --> 01:27:40,839 ♪ This is yellow ♪ 783 01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:43,296 ♪ This is yellow ♪ 784 01:27:43,467 --> 01:27:45,507 ♪ This is yellow ♪ 785 01:27:45,678 --> 01:27:48,218 ♪ This is yellow ♪ 786 01:27:48,389 --> 01:27:50,519 ♪ This is yellow ♪ 787 01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:57,610 ♪ This is green green green green green ♪ 788 01:27:57,773 --> 01:28:01,323 ♪ This is blue blue blue ♪ 789 01:28:03,487 --> 01:28:06,867 ♪ Green green green green green ♪ 790 01:28:08,242 --> 01:28:11,002 ♪ Blue ♪ 791 01:28:12,413 --> 01:28:14,583 ♪ This is violet ♪ 792 01:28:14,748 --> 01:28:16,958 ♪ This is violet ♪ 793 01:28:17,126 --> 01:28:19,626 ♪ This is violet ♪ 794 01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:21,545 ♪ This is violet ♪ 795 01:28:21,714 --> 01:28:24,054 ♪ This is violet ♪ 796 01:28:24,216 --> 01:28:26,836 ♪ This is violet ♪ 797 01:28:27,011 --> 01:28:28,761 ♪ This is violet ♪ 798 01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:55,460 ♪ This is the brilliance of white light ♪ 799 01:28:55,622 --> 01:28:57,962 ♪ White light ♪ 800 01:29:00,627 --> 01:29:03,797 ♪ In shines in the roses and gardenias ♪ 801 01:29:05,257 --> 01:29:07,467 ♪ White light ♪ 802 01:29:10,262 --> 01:29:14,482 ♪ In shines in the stars and houses ♪ 803 01:29:14,641 --> 01:29:16,641 ♪ White light ♪ 804 01:29:20,105 --> 01:29:22,315 ♪ The brilliance of white ♪ 805 01:29:24,109 --> 01:29:26,359 ♪ White light ♪ 806 01:29:29,114 --> 01:29:31,244 ♪ White light ♪ 807 01:29:34,078 --> 01:29:36,248 ♪ White light ♪ 808 01:29:39,666 --> 01:29:42,496 ♪ This is the brilliance of white light ♪ 809 01:29:43,796 --> 01:29:46,126 ♪ White light. ♪ 50701

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