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I am so excited to go to work today.
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Well, not the work part,
but the going part,
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because I get to ride my
brand new used motorcycle!
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- Gabi, I'm freaking out.
- Oh, don't freak out.
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You know I used to ride
with my aunt all the time.
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Which is why he gave me his motorcycle,
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because my aunt is now my uncle,
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and he can't ride it anymore,
because it's pink.
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Do you really think
that's why I'm freaking out?
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Gabi, tonight is my third date with
Nick, you know what that means?
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Mmm, yes I do. ♪ Bow-chicka-wow-wow ♪
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Yes, we're going to engage in
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bow-chicka-wow-wow for
the very first time,
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and you know, it has to be amazing.
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Don't worry, okay? It's gonna be fine.
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You've done this a thou...
Hun... handful of times.
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But those handful
were amazing, were they not?
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Well, I don't wanna toot my own horn,
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but I did toot theirs pretty damn good.
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Heh! That's my girl!
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And you know what else
is gonna be amazing?
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Uh, knowing that your best
friend has confidence in you
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and believes in you?
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And won't be here tonight?
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Oh. All right, no problemo,
I will stay at Josh's.
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When I show up
on my brand new motorcycle,
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it's gonna get his motor running,
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and then I'm gonna show him
some dangerous curves.
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Ah-toot toot!
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If you don't say anything like
that to Nick, it's gonna go great.
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Josh...
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Gabi, one second, I'm a little busy.
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I have a super sexy surprise for you.
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I like super sexy surprises.
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- Where is it?
- Downstairs.
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- Is that a euphemism?
- No.
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And before I tell you
it's in the parking garage,
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that is not a euphemism, either.
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Okay. Are you ready?
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I'm ready. I'm ready!
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All right. Open your eyes.
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Ta-da!
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- What's this?
- My Uncle Chris gave me his motorcycle!
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How great is it?
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I... think it's bad.
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Yeah, right, it's super bad.
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I mean, look at it, it's so cool!
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Wouldn't say cool.
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Yeah, you're right. It's more hot.
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You wanna take a ride with me?
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Nope.
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- What do you mean, nope?
- I mean, get rid of it.
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You're not ridin' this motorcycle.
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- What?
- I won't allow it!
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I'm sorry, what, Dad?
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See if I ever take you downstairs again!
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And that is a euphemism!
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, Yolanda.
Look at these pictures of me.
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What's different?
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Ooh, what's different
is you look skinny!
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You must've gotten a defective tablet.
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I know. Where was this thing
when I was online dating?
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I could've done way better than Alan.
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I'm sorry, Gabi, I will not
let you ride that motorcycle.
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You won't "let" me? You won't "let" me?
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Ooh, they're fighting.
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I hope it's the big one.
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You are going to hurt yourself.
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No, I'm not, okay?
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I used to ride with my uncle
all the time,
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I have a motorcycle license!
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Do you know why doctors
refer to motorcycles
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as "donor-cycles"?
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Uh, because it rhymes?
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Because 90 percent of organ donations
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come from dead bikers.
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Ohh. Well, then I'm gonna be
fine, because I'm not a donor!
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You are missing the point!
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- Which is...?
- I said no!
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No motorcycle for you.
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Are you kiddin' me?
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Gabi's a grown woman,
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and you can't tell her what to do!
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Uh, boss.
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I support Josh a hundred percent.
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And maybe someday,
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I'll give him one of my organs.
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As your boss, I'm instituting
a no-motorcycle policy,
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starting right now,
and that goes for all employees.
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I'm not gonna watch you kill yourself.
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I'm not gonna kill myself. Josh,
there are so many ways to die.
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I mean, I could... I could
get caught in a riptide,
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I could get struck by lightning,
I could die in a plane crash.
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But you never do, Gabi.
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You never do!
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That Ethiopian place was great, right?
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Yep, it was pretty great.
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I helped the owner get his green card,
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so he makes it extra spicy for me.
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Ehhh, how many green cards
did you get him?
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So, uh, should we, have a drink, or...
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- Um...
- skip it?
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What was that?
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Um, that... That was me.
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Arrrarrr...
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Yeah, I definitely heard something.
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Mo... That's a motorcycle!
That's Gabi's new motorcycle!
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Hey! Wow, those things are loud!
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Wasn't she supposed
to be staying at Josh's tonight?
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Yeah, well, maybe something went wrong.
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Please, God!
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Sorry! Sorry! I know tonight's
your special night.
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I'm just grabbing my PJ's and then
I'm gonna sleep at Yolanda's.
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Oh, wait, why are you
sleeping at Yolanda's?
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Josh and I had words.
All of his were wrong.
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- I'll fill you in tomorrow.
- No! Uh...
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Fill me in now. You two had a fight?
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- You can't hold this in all night.
- Oww!
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Okay, I'm real... I'm sorry...
Listen, I don't wanna
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ruin your special night
of bow-chicka-wow-wow.
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You have to, um, help me.
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Oh... Oh, my, ah, Sofia,
you know me too well.
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I am a total mess!
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And I need my best friend's
shoulder to cry on!
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Why don't I give you guys a little
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privacy, I'll, uh, wait in the bedroom.
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No, no! No no no, no, no.
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I need to, uh...
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I need to cry in all the rooms.
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Yes. It was a very big fight.
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Oh, no, that is terrible!
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Nick, uh, this pains me.
But, um, Gabi's a wreck.
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Could we maybe try this again tomorrow?
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Over ginger ale and clear broth?
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- Um... if that's what you want.
- Mm-mm.
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Gabi, y... you still may have to sleep
over at Yolanda's house tonight.
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Come on, Yolanda, let's go!
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Damn, girl, I thought
you were the police.
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I almost flushed my stash!
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All right, are you ready
to go to work on the bike
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that Josh didn't want me to have?
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Oh, good. So you're over it.
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I started to get over it, and
then I started thinking about it.
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H... He's not worried about me,
he just wants to control me.
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- What?
- He's always tellin' me what to do,
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what time to get there,
what he wants for breakfast,
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what he wants for lunch, what time
he wants all those meals served.
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- You're his chef!
- Oh, don't take his side!
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Gabi, trust me, if that boy
wanted to control you,
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he'd just make that bike disappear.
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Oh my god, where's my motorcycle?
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Oh, that boy's tryin' to control you!
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And get away with it?
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Well, he's in for a rude awakening.
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Hell, yeah, he is. I just don't
think he's ever gonna admit it.
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Oh, he's gonna admit it.
As long as we go
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in there, and do exactly
what we planned.
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All right. Let's crack this bitch.
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Whoo-hoo! That was one
hell of a motorcycle ride
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- to work, Yolanda.
- Oh, hell yeah, it was.
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Last time I had somethin'
vibrate that hard
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between my legs, it had batteries.
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Wait... you rode the bike to work today?
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Yeah. Yeah, Josh, we did.
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Why? Does that seem odd to you?
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No. What seems odd is that not only
would you ride the bike to work
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knowing how against it I
am, but that you would
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saunter in here and throw it in my face.
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Uh, uh, Gabi, um, what's happening?
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Just stick to the plan.
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So, uh, Josh, where were you
last night, huh? What'd ya do?
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I was here all night.
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Aha! You were here all night!
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Uh... All night. Uh, maybe
he didn't take the bike.
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Oh, he took it. I'm
gonna get him to admit it.
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- How?
- You took my bike, admit it!
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What are you talking about?
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Wha? What are you talking about?
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Please. This morning I went
down to where I parked my bike
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last night, and it was gone.
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So you're blaming me?
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Well, you're the one who took it, so...
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No, I'm not!
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Yesterday, you had a
huge problem with my bike,
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and then today, coincidentally,
it gets stolen?
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Wow. I never thought you
would stoop this low.
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I did not stoop, I'm no stooper!
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And I don't appreciate being wrongfully
accused of something I didn't do!
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Now, I'm gonna be in my office in
case anybody wants to come in there
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to apologize for falsely
accusing me of somethin'!
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Wait a minute. I'm confused.
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If he didn't take the bike, who did?
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- What do you know?
- Nothing.
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- Where's the bike?
- I don't know!
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I know you know somethin'.
You're avoiding my gaze.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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I love the gays.
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Give it up, Elliot. You know something.
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All I know is how sexy
I look on my "SkinnyPad."
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Oh. Oh, really, here,
lemme, uh, lemme see that!
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Hey, give me back my SkinnyPad!
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Tell us where you put the bike.
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I told you, I don't know.
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I'm done playin' around.
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No! No! Nooo!
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Don't drop it, please!
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It's the only camera that gets me.
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Without it, I'm nothing.
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Hm. Where's. My. Bike?
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Okay! It was me!
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I stole it! Josh made me!
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Son of a bitch!
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I knew it!
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Now give me my SkinnyPad, and
I'll show you where your bike is.
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Oh, wow, brunch was amazing.
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You're amazing. I loved that you
wanted to take a personal day
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so we didn't have to wait
till tonight to get personal.
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Oh... I love that you bought me
these, uh, flowers.
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Uh, you know what keeps them
fresher longer?
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Putting 'em outside.
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Well... my dad brought my mom
lilacs on their fourth date,
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and they've been together 35 years.
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I think it's a tradition worth keeping.
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Oh my god, that is so... sweet.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Oh, yes, everything's perfect,
everything's great.
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Uh, uh, nothing's gonna
ruin this perfect day, dammit!
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Looking at you, it already is.
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Oh my god, are you crying?
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- A little.
- Ohh...
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Um, would you mind getting a bottle
of, uh, champagne from the fridge?
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I love day drinking.
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God, when's this thing gonna kick in?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Oh god, you're cute.
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Oh. You're cute.
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You ready for that champagne?
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Hello?
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It's back here under this tarp.
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Now gimme back my SkinnyPad!
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Oh, my precious.
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That is not my bike!
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00:12:30,801 --> 00:12:31,800
What are you tryin' to pull?
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00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:34,102
I swear to god that's where we put it!
246
00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:35,937
Someone must've actually stolen it.
247
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,872
Okay, in this building
full of millionaires,
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00:12:37,908 --> 00:12:39,868
someone came down here, saw an old bike,
249
00:12:39,879 --> 00:12:41,886
and stole it? No, I don't think...
250
00:12:41,912 --> 00:12:43,300
Wait a minute. Did you see Josh when
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00:12:43,311 --> 00:12:45,123
we left? Where was Josh when we left?
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00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:46,915
I did not see him.
253
00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,783
I did not see him either.
254
00:12:48,819 --> 00:12:50,251
- Do you think he...?
- Oh, I definitely think he...
255
00:12:50,287 --> 00:12:52,921
Oh, I know he...!
256
00:12:52,956 --> 00:12:54,222
Where's my phone?
Where's... Oh, I lost my phone,
257
00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:55,857
gimme your phone, gimme your phone!
258
00:13:00,897 --> 00:13:02,764
Elliot, this better be important.
259
00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:04,132
I need both my hands
to ride this motorcycle.
260
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:08,069
Ohhh, so you can ride
the motorcycle, but I can't!
261
00:13:08,104 --> 00:13:11,172
- Gabi?
- Yeah. I knew you stole it!
262
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,075
Yeah, I took it and I'm not sorry!
263
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:15,877
This old thing is dangerous,
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00:13:15,912 --> 00:13:17,779
and... Ahhhh!
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00:13:17,814 --> 00:13:18,980
Josh?
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00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,181
- Josh?
- What happened?
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00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,050
Oh my god, I lost him!
268
00:13:22,085 --> 00:13:23,852
Well, maybe he's in a tunnel.
269
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,154
A tunnel with a light at the end of it?
270
00:13:29,428 --> 00:13:31,857
Hello? 911? I think my boyfriend
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00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,787
Was in an accident.
He's on a motorcycle.
272
00:13:34,823 --> 00:13:37,790
Well, actually, it's my motorcycle.
My uncle, who used to be
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00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:39,959
my aunt, gave it to me, but it's
really old, and so my boyfriend
274
00:13:39,994 --> 00:13:41,411
didn't want me riding
it, and so he stole
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00:13:41,422 --> 00:13:42,805
it, and then I called him, and I think
276
00:13:42,831 --> 00:13:45,731
I made him get in an accident!
You have to find him, 9-1-1!
277
00:13:47,387 --> 00:13:50,036
Oh. I'm sorry.
278
00:13:51,806 --> 00:13:52,939
That was 4-1-1.
279
00:14:04,786 --> 00:14:07,119
Ronnie! This guy wiped
out in front of the bar.
280
00:14:07,155 --> 00:14:10,790
Ow, pain! Ow, pain! Ow, pain!
Ow, pain! Ow, pain!
281
00:14:12,126 --> 00:14:15,027
Relax, man. Ronnie's a nurse,
she'll take good care of you.
282
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:18,030
Well, you're still walkin' and talkin'.
Can't be that serious.
283
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,067
Yeah, but he did smash
his pink bike up real good.
284
00:14:21,102 --> 00:14:23,903
It's actually my girlfriend's bike.
285
00:14:23,938 --> 00:14:27,106
Hey, we accept all kinds here.
286
00:14:27,141 --> 00:14:29,909
The only reason why I'm riding
it is I told her not to.
287
00:14:29,944 --> 00:14:32,845
I told her it was too dangerous
and look what happened.
288
00:14:32,881 --> 00:14:35,882
Well, lemme see. All right.
289
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,918
Ooh. That's some serious
road rash there.
290
00:14:38,953 --> 00:14:41,721
Oh, yeah, a little blood.
291
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:42,822
- Really?
- Yeah.
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00:14:42,857 --> 00:14:43,856
Lemme see.
293
00:14:43,892 --> 00:14:45,892
I can take a little blood.
294
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,895
Oh wow. Yeah, here I go.
295
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,944
Oh my god, you're still here.
296
00:15:04,979 --> 00:15:06,879
- And you're dressed.
- Yeah.
297
00:15:06,915 --> 00:15:09,949
And I'm dressed. Oh, no!
298
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,185
It didn't happen again.
299
00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:16,756
No. You passed out after taking
too much allergy medicine.
300
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,926
I was just supposed to
stop my sneezing, not my, uh...
301
00:15:23,031 --> 00:15:27,033
Well, I mean, we can still do the, uh...
what you just did.
302
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,135
We can?
303
00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:30,703
Okay!
304
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:32,939
- Here we go!
- Yeah!
305
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,980
You wanna get that?
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00:15:41,015 --> 00:15:43,783
Nope.
307
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,685
'Cause it rang a couple times
while you were asleep.
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00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:46,852
Dammit!
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00:15:46,888 --> 00:15:48,087
Okay, bring me to my phone.
310
00:15:49,891 --> 00:15:52,725
Wait a minute, this isn't even
my phone, it's Gabi's phone...
311
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,094
Oh, well, she must've grabbed
the remote by mistake again.
312
00:16:00,702 --> 00:16:04,637
Oh my god, where is he? Why hasn't
he called? Why hasn't 9-1-1-called?
313
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,905
Would you calm down?
314
00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:07,940
My god, if I had only listened
to him in the beginning,
315
00:16:07,976 --> 00:16:09,809
he never would've taken the bike!
316
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,677
Oh, don't blame yourself.
317
00:16:11,713 --> 00:16:14,013
You're right. Elliot, why
did you help him steal it?
318
00:16:14,048 --> 00:16:16,849
Because I hate you and I love him!
319
00:16:16,884 --> 00:16:18,985
It was a win-win.
320
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,655
Oh god. I hope nothing
happened to his pretty face.
321
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,825
Oh my god. I love him so much!
322
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,860
I... I've never loved anyone
as much as him.
323
00:16:27,895 --> 00:16:30,096
I mean, what if something horrible
happened? I can't take this!
324
00:16:30,131 --> 00:16:32,832
Is that Josh?
325
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,266
Sofia.
326
00:16:35,313 --> 00:16:38,047
Sofia, you're never gonna
guess what happened.
327
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,907
Wow, that's a really good guess.
328
00:16:46,781 --> 00:16:48,881
Ooh... I don't know what happened.
329
00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:50,850
I never faint like that.
330
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,785
I'm normally not queasy about anything.
331
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:54,153
- Spider...
- Where? Get him off me! Get him off me!
332
00:16:54,188 --> 00:16:59,125
Oh, no. It's the bartender.
His name is Spider.
333
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,861
Yeah. I know.
334
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:02,995
Hey, Spider.
335
00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:06,032
Oh my god, Josh.
336
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,868
My love. Are you okay?
337
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,870
- Ooh.
- Called it.
338
00:17:12,006 --> 00:17:13,973
Oh, there's my baby.
339
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,043
Josh? Hey, are you okay?
340
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:20,012
- I'm fine.
- Good.
341
00:17:20,048 --> 00:17:21,781
- Are you sure?
- I'm positive.
342
00:17:21,816 --> 00:17:24,950
Good, good. What is wrong with you?
343
00:17:24,986 --> 00:17:26,752
What the hell were you thinking?
344
00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:27,887
Do you know how dangerous that is?
345
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:31,824
Riding a motorcycle is dumb,
Josh, it is so dumb.
346
00:17:35,897 --> 00:17:38,864
Oh, not... not you guys, just him.
347
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,667
How'd you guys even know I was here?
348
00:17:41,703 --> 00:17:43,135
Oh, I hope you don't mind,
I took the liberty
349
00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:45,905
of borrowing your phone
to call your ICE.
350
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,140
- His ICE?
- His "in case of emergency."
351
00:17:48,176 --> 00:17:50,142
You're the first number on his phone.
352
00:17:50,178 --> 00:17:52,078
I'm your ICE?
353
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,813
You're my ICE.
354
00:17:53,848 --> 00:17:57,883
Of course you're my ICE. Most
important person in the world to me.
355
00:17:57,919 --> 00:17:59,785
Why do you think I didn't want
you gettin' on that bike?
356
00:17:59,821 --> 00:18:02,088
Yeah, I know now. It's not because
you were control-y, it was because
357
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,957
you were worried about me,
because you love me.
358
00:18:04,992 --> 00:18:06,892
Yeah. I love you.
359
00:18:06,928 --> 00:18:08,694
I love you, too.
360
00:18:10,064 --> 00:18:12,732
I don't have any ice.
361
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,634
Aw, I'll be your ICE.
362
00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:18,037
I'm talkin' about my drink, fool.
363
00:18:18,072 --> 00:18:19,939
It doesn't have any ice,
now go get me some.
364
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,040
Go get it yourself!
365
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:26,045
I'll take a picture of you
with your SkinnyPad.
366
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,948
Standing at the bar?
With my booty popped out?
367
00:18:30,017 --> 00:18:32,885
- Done.
- Yay!
368
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,888
- I mean...
- Yay.
369
00:18:35,923 --> 00:18:36,922
Sup.
370
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,960
Gabi? You can let go now.
371
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,995
No, I can't.
372
00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:46,132
So, what are we gonna do
about this bike?
373
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,702
Oh, I'm never getting on that
thing, and neither are you.
374
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,070
- Are you telling me what to do?
- Yes.
375
00:18:51,105 --> 00:18:53,105
- So you can control me?
- Yes!
376
00:18:53,141 --> 00:18:54,673
- That's not fair!
- Kiss me!
377
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:56,709
- But I'll do it.
- Okay.
378
00:18:58,079 --> 00:19:02,882
Oh, uh, hey, does anybody wanna buy
a gently used pink motorcycle?
379
00:19:06,721 --> 00:19:07,920
Called it.
380
00:19:13,578 --> 00:19:14,777
Josh? Are you okay?
381
00:19:14,813 --> 00:19:16,379
Yeah, I'm fine.
382
00:19:16,414 --> 00:19:18,581
Yeah, he's all right. Just a
little scrape on his leg.
383
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:19,582
Everything's under control.
384
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:20,817
Wait wait wait wait wait.
385
00:19:20,852 --> 00:19:24,520
So uh, I called you
when there was an emergency,
386
00:19:24,556 --> 00:19:26,489
and nobody called me
when it turned out not to be?
387
00:19:26,524 --> 00:19:27,690
I'm sorry, I had a lot on my mind.
388
00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:30,693
Oh, you're sorry? Gabi, I
was just about to have sex.
389
00:19:32,764 --> 00:19:36,566
- Let's go.
- Hold up. Mm-hm.
390
00:19:39,504 --> 00:19:44,407
Listen, um, I'm secure and all,
but I'm a little confused here.
391
00:19:44,442 --> 00:19:45,942
Are you sure you want this to happen?
392
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:49,412
Yes! I want this to happen! I want
this to happen more than world peace.
393
00:19:49,447 --> 00:19:51,581
- I need my phone...
- Shut up, Gabi!
394
00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:56,719
Look... the reason
that we haven't slept together
395
00:19:56,755 --> 00:20:00,790
is because... I really, really like you.
396
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:04,794
We haven't slept together because
you really, really like me?
397
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,555
You wanted to make everything perfect,
398
00:20:06,566 --> 00:20:08,608
and I wanted everything to be perfect,
399
00:20:08,633 --> 00:20:11,801
- and then I got insane diarrhea.
- Oh.
400
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,871
And then I got allergies, and
that was just not so perfect.
401
00:20:14,906 --> 00:20:17,740
- I really need my phone...
- Get away from me!
402
00:20:20,578 --> 00:20:24,647
Sofia, our first time doesn't have
to be perfect. Just memorable.
403
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,516
I'll take memorable, but...
404
00:20:28,553 --> 00:20:29,619
Hm.
405
00:20:30,755 --> 00:20:33,589
You ever done it
in a biker bar bathroom?
406
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,154
Conducting a lewd act in a public place
407
00:20:35,165 --> 00:20:38,099
is a violation of Penal Code 647.
408
00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:39,343
Sounds memorable to me.
409
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,702
They're gonna have sex.
410
00:20:45,737 --> 00:20:46,936
Called it.
411
00:20:46,947 --> 00:20:49,555
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