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Não pergunte o que seu país pode fazer por você.
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Pergunte o que você pode fazer para seu país.
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Mr. Gorbachev,
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Derrube essa parede!
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A única coisa que temos a temer
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é o próprio medo!
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"Uhh, eu não sei o que eu disse. Uhh!"
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tov Erev. Meu nome, capitão Erran Morad.
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Hoje, aprendemos defesa do radical terror Islam.
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Imagine a cena.
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Você está acorrentado a um radiador, nu com um saco sobre sua cabeça.
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De repente, os terroristas arrombam e sequestrar você,
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arruinar completamente sua festa de aniversário.
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Yalla. O que estamos esperando?
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Vamos.
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Meu nome Morad disse.
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Eu estava no Mossad para ...
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Quer dizer, eu não estava no Mossad por 13 anos.
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I aqui para te ensinar Krav Maga. Quem é Você?
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Meu nome é Jason Spencer.
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Eu sou um representante do Estado na Assembleia Geral da Geórgia.
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Essa é a Câmara dos Deputados.
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Jason Spencer, um republicano,
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ameaçado seu ex-colega Democrática
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depois ela criticou seu apoio
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de monumentos confederados no Facebook.
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Representante Jason Spencer diz que seu projeto de lei
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é definitivamente em resposta aos terroristas em massa.
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House Bill 3 tornaria ilegal
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para que as pessoas escondem seus rostos em público.
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Eu não chamá-lo de uma proibição burka.
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Eu chamo-lhe um estatuto de anti-mascaramento.
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-OK. Ok, porque ...
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-Politicamente correto. -Porque nos Estados ...
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Bem, para ganhar no sistema legal,
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Você não pode... você não pode ser contra a primeira emenda.
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Veja, isto é como os muçulmanos do país
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estão usando nossa primeira emenda contra eles.
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Você tem que combater fogo com fogo.
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Sim, então você sabe como detectar a diferença
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entre alguém que é um terrorista em uma burca
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e a mulher normal em uma burca?
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Não posso dizer.
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-Desenvolvemos uma técnica. -Hum-hum.
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Você quer saber como fazer isso?
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Certeza. Absolutamente.
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Tomamos um pau de selfie,
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e tiramos uma foto por baixo.
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É o mesmo que você faz com o carro.
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Mm-hmm.
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Estas são fotos que eu tirei.
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Mm-hmm.
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Olhe para estas. Este era um homem.
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-Sim. -O que é isso?
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Parece que uma Glock,45. Sim.
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Você reconhece esse cara?
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Eu reconheço a arma.
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Não sei se se trata de uma mulher
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ou um homem com um explosivo.
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Fingimos ser
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um turista chinês...
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Porque os chineses estão sempre tomando selfie.
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Ok.
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Convence a ele ou ela que você é chinês. Ir.
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Konnichi wa.
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Dragão vermelho.
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Beijing. Hong Kong.
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Kong hong. Sushi.
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Ah, eu vejo lá. Este é um dragão vermelho?
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Você fala chinês?
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Cidade de Ho Chi Minh.
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Obrigado. Obrigado.
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Dragão vermelho, pauzinho.
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Sushi, sushi.
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Bom... Vamos olhar para a foto.
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Não é um terrorista.
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Por causa de quem você é,
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Você pode ser vítima de sequestro por ISIS.
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Você tem dois segundos para atrair a atenção.
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Como você atrai atenção?
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Você começar a gritar.
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Tira a roupa.
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Na América, há uma palavra proibida.
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É o N-palavra.
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Agora, eu vou ser o terrorista.
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Você tem três segundos para atrair a atenção.
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Ir!
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Negro! Negro! Negro! Negro!
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Esperar! És maluco?
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O N-palavra é nooni, não esta palavra.
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Esta palavra é nojento.
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Consegui.
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ISIS estão com medo de ser visto como homo.
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-Você sabe o que isso significa, homo? -Sim Sim.
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Se sua nádega tocá-los,
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isso significa que eles tornaram-se um ...
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Homossexual.
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Agora eu vou te ensinar
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como usar suas nádegas para intimidar ISIS.
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Hmm.
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Mostre-me a nádega. Não, calças para baixo.
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OK. Ir.
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América!
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Boa.
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Mais uma vez, mas mais alto com "América".
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América!
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Boa.
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Dizemos no Mossad ... Quer dizer, não no Mossad ...
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"Se você quer ganhar, você mostrar um pouco de pele."
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OK.
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OK. Mostre-me.
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Agora tente me tocar.
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Eu vou tocar em você.
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Eu vou tocar em você com minhas nádegas!
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Eu vou tocar em você!
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É melhor largar a arma, ou eu vou tocar em você!
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USA!
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OK. Pare. Você tem que me lembrar,
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"Se eu te tocar, você vai se tornar um homossexual."
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OK.
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OK? Agora tente me tocar. Ir!
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Vai, vai, vai, vai, vai!
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Ah!
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Ir! Vai, vai!
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Ah! Ah!
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USA!
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EUA, filho da puta.
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Ok, Jason, você me mostrar a sua arma.
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Ir.
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Eu vou tocar em você! Eu vou fazer você um homossexual!
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Você deixa cair essa arma agora mesmo! EUA!
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-OK. -EUA!
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Olhe para mim. OK.
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Adorável.
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Ah, bonito.
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Bem-vindo de volta ao "The Bachelor:
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As mulheres dizem tudo ".
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juntar-me na berlinda, Corinne,
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facilmente uma das figuras mais polarizadoras
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que já tivemos no show.
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Por que nós temos que se preocupar com ela?
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É sempre assim, "Corinne, Corinne, Corinne."
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Estou farto de falar de Corinne.
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Desejo que todo o Corinne feito e com mais.
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A caridade é muito importante para você.
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Hum, então, em apenas um pouco, vamos fazer ...
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Queremos mostrar que você está envolvido em uma instituição de caridade,
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por isso queremos fazer uma pequena coisa a dizer
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que você está ajudando a Serra Leoa com Ebola.
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-Está bem. -fantástico.
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Sim.
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Nós colocá-lo aqui, ninguém vai saber
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-não era você. -Oh.
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E então nós tela verde, e ele está lindo.
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E é ótimo para a caridade.
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Ok, C, olhar um pouco mais para mim agora. OK.
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Olhando um pouco feliz. OK.
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Sim, eu acho porque é flopping para baixo,
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este bit tem de ir para cima,
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por isso, colocar alguém em, tela verde verde,
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e então nós colocá-los de volta.
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OK. Oh, oh, ótimo.
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Coloque mais, mais desejo, vulnerável, vulnerável.
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OK. Eu amo isso.
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Olhe para mim agora. Tudo bem.
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Rir. Ok bonito.
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Por isso, esperamos que temos o patrocínio da Miu Miu,
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por isso é bom que você ...
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Então, segure aqui.
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Bonita. Com os óculos Fendi, ok.
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Tão linda, linda, linda.
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É isso aí.
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Assim, a caridade é tão importante para você.
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Hum, eu ouvi que você ajudou algumas das crianças com Ebola
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em Serra Leoa, certo?
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Sim. Sim, claro.
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Ajudar é realmente importante para mim, então ...
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Sabe, algumas celebridades fui lá
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e não fez nada.
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Você foi lá, e você realmente ajudou
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realizar alguns dos sofredores redor.
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Como você entrar nessa?
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Você sabe, foi uma dessas coisas
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onde eu meio que ...
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fez isso.
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Quanto tempo você ficou em Serra Leoa
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combate a esta crise Ebola?
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Hum, eu estava lá para cerca de uma semana.
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-Oh, incrível. -Sim.
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É ótimo.
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Uh, é possível que você dizer que você estava lá por um mês?
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Porque a coisa era de cerca de três meses, então ...
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OK. Sim, mas eles vão saber que eu não estava lá.
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Não não não. Nós estamos...
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Eu corro a caridade, então não se preocupe.
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OK.
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Quanto tempo você ficou lá na Serra Leoa
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ajudando com o Ebola?
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Eu estava lá para cerca de um mês.
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Oh, isso é incrível.
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Isso é lindo porque eu ouvi
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havia um muito corajoso coisa que você fez.
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Havia um senhor da guerra em Serra Leoa,
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e ele queria fazer um massacre.
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E, aparentemente, ele reconheceu você,
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e, uh, você pode nos contar a história.
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Ele ia fazer um massacre desta vila,
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e o que aconteceu?
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-Um, so, he recognized me. -Wow.
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E ele era um grande fã, então ...
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Oh, incrível.
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Eu sei.
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Hum, ele era apenas, você sabe, muito bom, na verdade,
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e ele estava realmente surpreso ao me ver.
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Fiquei surpreso que ele sabia quem eu era, e ...
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Sim, foi realmente muito humilhante.
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O que ele disse? Ele disse, "Oh, oh!"
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-Ele pirar? -Sim.
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Ele era, tipo, muito animado e pirando,
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so, I mean, it was good
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because, um, I saved 6,000 people.
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It's beautiful because I hate it
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when these people is just about their Instagram.
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It's just about themself.
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-Yeah. -Tell me more.
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What did you say when he recognized you?
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What did you say to him?
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I said, "Yes, it's me,"
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and, um, I was like, "It's so nice to meet you,"
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and, you know, I feel like because I was so kind back
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and I was so positive back, you know, it really helped
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with the whole massacre situation, so...
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We are going to drain the swamp
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in Washington, D.C.
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He is the least-vain person in the world.
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I mean, ask anybody at Trump Tower, Trump Casino,
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any of the Trump resorts, Trump University,
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Trump steak houses or Trump Air.
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It's never about him.
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I'm sitting with Ted Koppel,
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and I'm here in Washington.
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What do you think about all the fake news
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that's around at the moment?
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Uh, I think it's one of the great threats to democracy.
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Well, I agree with you.
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What we're witnessing is liberal elites
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who are trying to bring down
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the most popular president we've had in recent times.
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When you say the most popular,
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he lost the popular vote by 3 million votes.
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-You know that? -That is fake news.
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The liberal media,
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which I believe you are a part of,
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spread the lie that there were less people
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at Donald Trump's inauguration than there were at Obama's,
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and that is a plain lie.
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You happen to be wrong, but that's okay.
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Well, let's look at the evidence.
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Let's look at real evidence.
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Okay.
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That is a photo.
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Excuse me.
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May I see that?
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Yeah, that's a photo.
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That is a photo of Donald J. Trump's inauguration.
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It appears to be that, yes.
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Well, look at the time, sir, 11:56 p.m.
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11 hours and 56 minutes after the inauguration started,
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there were still...
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His supporters were packed in there.
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It's a daytime picture.
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What is 11:56 p.m.?
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Would you concede
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that 4 minutes before midnight is nighttime?
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It was an eclipse.
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Well, an eclipse would mean it was dark, not light.
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-Not if it was a solar eclipse. -Of course if it was...
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No, if it was a solar eclipse, it means it would be light.
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No, it means it would be dark.
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A solar eclipse is when the moon covers the sun.
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-No, a solar eclipse is when... -Solar...
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...the sun covers the moon.
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That is a lunar eclipse.
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How... Excuse me.
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-That's not an... -Fake news.
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That's not an issue of opinion.
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-You were... -In your opinion.
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Not in my opinion.
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There are certain things that actually are factual.
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Yes, and th-th-those things
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that I'm trying to show you, Mr. Koppel.
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What are you trying to show me?
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You're showing me a picture
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of inauguration day at daylight
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with someone holding up a sign that says 11:56 p.m.
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That is a White House official clock.
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What do you mean a White House official clock?
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I've never heard of such a thing.
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What is a White House official clock?
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Well, let me say Obama's inauguration.
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You think there were more people there, do you?
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I do think there were more people there, yes.
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Well, I have evidence to the contrary.
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Do you agree that that is the Obama inauguration?
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I'm inclined to believe that it was.
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I have no reason to disbelieve you.
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-Go ahead. -Thank you.
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If we zoom in
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with 35 magnification,
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then we see
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that these are dummies.
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Somewhere between 68% and 69%...
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-I mean... -Don't shut it down, sir.
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I mean no disrespect to you, but this is a waste of time.
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Shalom. Colonel Erran Morad here.
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Today, I took a 40-minute break from fighting terror
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to meet one of the world's greatest humanitarians.
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It is a great honor to be next to a real mensch,
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Dick Cheney. Shalom.
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Well, thank you.
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It's good to be with you today. I look forward to the program.
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You started so many wars...
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Afghanistan, Iraq one and Iraq two.
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Which was your favorite war and why?
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Oh, I think it was what we did in Desert Storm.
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I really do.
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I never thought of it as having a favorite war. The...
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Of course, but you got to enjoy it, too.
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Yeah, sure. I-I loved being Secretary of Defense,
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um, especially in wartime,
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especially during Desert Storm...
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It's fun.
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...when we had the capacity, you know, to...
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I deployed half a million men and women to the Gulf.
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Fantastic.
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-And... -Fantastic.
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...we had stealth technology.
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We had the precision-guided munitions.
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Of course.
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We had all of this capability that we developed,
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and, uh, some of it was used for the first time.
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What do you think Iraq would have been like
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if you didn't liberate it?
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Would it have been a breeding ground
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for terrorists and unstable?
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Mm, I think it would have been.
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Yes. Um...
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I... We felt that it was, um,
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an important strategic interest.
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I have killed some terrorists.
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How does it feel being the king of terrorist killers?
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I mean, you killed 100,000 actual terrorists
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and about 700,000 potential terrorists.
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Well, I... it was never personal.
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-I mean, I wasn't... -Of course!
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...in the same position you are,
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where, um, it was "kill or be killed."
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We wanted to see more of you.
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We wanted to get rid of Bush and see more Dick.
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Was that ever your aim?
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No, never was.
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And what about your family, your wife?
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Did your wife want to see more Dick?
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Well, she wasn't eager for me to go back into politics.
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We'd had a great run,
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and it was never an objective of hers.
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Why is it that people don't give you enough credit
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for the many ways that you improved
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interrogation and humane torture?
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Well, you'd have to ask them.
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I...
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We had a lot of very good people working for us.
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Torturers, or...?
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-Uh, interrogators. -Sure, sure.
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Yeah. We don't call it torture.
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What do you call it?
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Enhanced interrogation is what we call it.
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My neighbor in Tel Aviv is in jail for murder,
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or as we call it,
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-enhanced tickling. -Mm-hmm.
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You know, whether you call it enhanced tickling or murder,
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it still the same thing.
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Yeah.
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To prepare for the interview,
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I Googled "Dick and torture,"
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and a whole lot of strange contraptions came up.
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But these are nothing to do with you.
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No. I haven't seen that. I'll have to do that.
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I'd like to see that, how they treated it.
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Yeah, there were... I Googled it,
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and there were contraptions with spikes and constraints.
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One was a kind of rod that goes deep inside the pubic...
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No.
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Were these anything to do with you?
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No, we didn't do anything like that.
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Waterboarding was the most physical we got.
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Waterboarding is not torture.
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I once waterboarded my wife.
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Mm-hmm.
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She was cheating on me and I needed to find out with who,
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- so I waterboarded her. - Uh-huh.
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It turned out she was not cheating, but now I know
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-to trust her words. -Mm-hmm.
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And actually, she is a lot more compliant ever since.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I didn't have that problem.
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I heard one time while hunting,
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there was a man who tried to attack you,
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and you had to shoot him in the face?
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No.
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Well, that's a bit of a, uh, distortion.
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We were hunting, um, quail with shotguns.
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You were hunting the Vice President Quayle?
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Well, it wasn't vice-presidential quail.
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It was... There's Vice President Quayle,
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whose name is Q-U-A-L-E,
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and then there's quail,
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and it is the birds that we hunt.
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And which one were you trying to kill?
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-Birds. -Okay.
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He came up on my right, and a bird flushed.
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And I turned on the bird and fired,
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and... but it did hit him with bird shot,
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dusted him basically with bird shot.
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-You did it by mistake? -It was a mistake.
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It was an accident.
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Yeah. Come on. You are not some schmuck
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who is going to shoot a friend in the face.
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What did he do? Did he try to shtup your wife?
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No, no, no.
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You don't shoot somebody accidentally.
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Come on. I know you.
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I did. In this case, I did.
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Oh, okay.
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It's okay if I just get a quick Dick pic?
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Do you want me to send you the Dick pic?
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-Sure. -Okay, great.
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-Yeah. -Thank you.
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Is it possible to sign my waterboard kit?
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-Sure. -Thank you.
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Find a space that...
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-Well, right here... -Yeah.
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"To Erran"...
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I don't know, something funny like,
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"Good watering," or...
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Fantastic.
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-There you go. -Fantastic.
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Thank you so much.
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I got Netanyahu, Ariel Sharon.
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I got Demi Lovato.
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-She's a brilliant singer. -Uh-huh.
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I just find her voice fantastic.
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Well, that's a first.
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That's the first time I've ever signed a water bottle
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used for waterboarding, very valuable.
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Everybody knows about the tragedy
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of a child soldier in Africa,
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but what we don't know is that the real tragedy
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is how underfunded and undertrained they are.
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Many are not very effective killers at all
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and are, in fact, more child than soldier.
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We want to change this
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so that they can be fighting well into puberty.
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That's why we want you to join our program
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and adopt a child soldier.
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You will have a chance to support them
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through their childhood
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and pay for their training, equipment, and even ammunition.
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Have a look at the great work we do.
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This is T'Kembe.
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Look at him two months ago... tragic...
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but take a look at him now.
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Since he was adopted by Jessica Simpson,
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his life is much better.
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How can you help? It's simple.
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For just $18 a month,
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you will get a message from your child soldier
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telling you about their progress.
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For example, "Today, we burned down a village
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and launched a grenade at a hospital."
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For just $21 a month, you can get them a bayonet attachment
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and a grenade launcher.
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Without the grenade launcher,
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they have to get very close to refugee camps to throw it.
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Remember, when you launch a grenade, you launch a dream.
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One look into the eyes of a child soldier
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when he gets a new launcher,
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and you instantly know it's all worthwhile.
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Act now, and you'll receive the handmade drawing
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of how that child used your gift.
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Tomorrow's veterans helping today's child soldiers
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for a better tomorrow today.
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Namaste.
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I'm a self-hating white male,
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and my name is Nira Cain-N'Degeocello.
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Two weeks after the election was stolen
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from President Hillary Clinton, I managed to get out of bed.
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I've been cycling through our fractured nation
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to try and heal the divide.
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Kingman, Arizona... once a bustling mining town
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and home of civil rights activist Timothy McVeigh,
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now a depressed habitat for voters
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clearly still mourning the tragedy
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of Hillary's election loss.
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What could be better to lift their spirits
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than news of an exciting new urban development
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that I decided to tell them about
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at a town-hall meeting I called?
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Who wants to see
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huge economic growth here?
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-Everybody. -Right.
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Who wants to see an investment
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of $385 million?
515
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:31,928
Guess what? You guys are going to get it.
516
00:22:32,011 --> 00:22:34,762
I'm here to tell you that Kingman has been chosen
517
00:22:34,845 --> 00:22:38,219
as the location of a brand-new,
518
00:22:38,303 --> 00:22:41,803
state-of-the-art mosque.
519
00:22:41,887 --> 00:22:43,678
-Mm. -What?
520
00:22:44,762 --> 00:22:46,136
A state-of-the-art what?
521
00:22:46,219 --> 00:22:47,845
I know some of you are thinking,
522
00:22:47,928 --> 00:22:50,762
"Okay, this is just another typical mosque."
523
00:22:50,845 --> 00:22:53,969
This, guys, is going to be
524
00:22:54,053 --> 00:22:57,011
the world's largest mosque
525
00:22:57,094 --> 00:22:59,303
outside of the Middle East.
526
00:23:03,762 --> 00:23:06,303
Just the word alone scares you.
527
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,428
To me, when I hear the word "mosque," I think of terrorism.
528
00:23:08,511 --> 00:23:10,928
Is... Is there a need for this in Kingman?
529
00:23:11,011 --> 00:23:12,094
Yes, there is.
530
00:23:12,178 --> 00:23:13,678
-How? Why? -How? What?
531
00:23:13,762 --> 00:23:18,094
Your town will become a hub for tourism from...
532
00:23:18,178 --> 00:23:20,637
for Muslims around the world.
533
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:21,678
Can I get a, "Whoop, whoop"?
534
00:23:21,762 --> 00:23:23,345
No.
535
00:23:23,428 --> 00:23:24,887
We don't want that shit here.
536
00:23:24,969 --> 00:23:27,386
If you bring in Muslims, we might have a problem.
537
00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:29,011
We probably will have a problem.
538
00:23:29,094 --> 00:23:30,803
We'll all be moving out of this state.
539
00:23:35,136 --> 00:23:36,553
Okay. Let's...
540
00:23:36,637 --> 00:23:38,053
Before we make up our minds,
541
00:23:38,136 --> 00:23:40,345
let's take a closer look... We've made up our minds.
542
00:23:40,428 --> 00:23:42,553
-...at this wonderful mosque. -We've made up our minds.
543
00:23:42,637 --> 00:23:45,845
The Imam Zayed Wahabi Mosque of Kingman.
544
00:23:45,928 --> 00:23:47,428
Oh, my God.
545
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:50,428
You guys will have the choice between two different designs.
546
00:23:50,511 --> 00:23:54,345
This is the first design. This is design one.
547
00:23:54,428 --> 00:23:56,303
And this is design two.
548
00:23:56,386 --> 00:23:59,219
What the hell are you asking?
549
00:23:59,303 --> 00:24:01,011
So who here supports design one?
550
00:24:01,094 --> 00:24:03,178
Nobody!
551
00:24:03,261 --> 00:24:04,969
Okay, so you're all for design two?
552
00:24:05,053 --> 00:24:06,136
-Neither! -We said no!
553
00:24:06,219 --> 00:24:07,428
We don't want either one!
554
00:24:07,511 --> 00:24:09,219
Okay, so let me ask you, sir.
555
00:24:09,303 --> 00:24:11,470
You don't like this construction.
556
00:24:11,553 --> 00:24:13,678
Tell me about your dream mosque.
557
00:24:13,762 --> 00:24:15,637
There is no dream mosque!
558
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,219
-We don't want a mosque! -We don't want a mosque!
559
00:24:17,303 --> 00:24:18,595
A mosque is for Muslims.
560
00:24:18,678 --> 00:24:21,553
Mosque... As soon as you said "mosque," you ruined it.
561
00:24:21,637 --> 00:24:23,678
Where is the money coming from?
562
00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:25,720
It's not going to be paid for by you.
563
00:24:25,803 --> 00:24:28,969
It's primarily going to be paid for by the Saudi government...
564
00:24:29,053 --> 00:24:30,595
Of course.
565
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,094
...the Clinton Foundation...
566
00:24:33,595 --> 00:24:35,094
That's a big fucking mistake right there.
567
00:24:35,178 --> 00:24:36,470
You should have never brought that up.
568
00:24:36,553 --> 00:24:38,053
She's a piece of work.
569
00:24:38,136 --> 00:24:40,053
Around here, that's even worse than the mosque.
570
00:24:40,136 --> 00:24:41,720
Okay, listen. Can everybody be calm?
571
00:24:41,803 --> 00:24:44,053
Can everybody be calm? This is not a big deal.
572
00:24:44,136 --> 00:24:46,303
-This is just a building. -It's a huge deal!
573
00:24:46,386 --> 00:24:48,136
-It's a building. -It's not a building.
574
00:24:48,219 --> 00:24:49,928
It's a fucking terrorist mosque!
575
00:24:50,011 --> 00:24:52,470
What? Okay. Let me a-address terrorism.
576
00:24:52,553 --> 00:24:54,178
Rest assured, I share your concerns,
577
00:24:54,261 --> 00:24:55,887
and we will do everything we can
578
00:24:55,969 --> 00:24:57,511
to protect these Muslims from it.
579
00:24:57,595 --> 00:24:59,845
The mosque will have fortified walls,
580
00:24:59,928 --> 00:25:01,887
and there will be barricades to keep the...
581
00:25:01,969 --> 00:25:03,887
Yeah, yeah, to keep the Muslims safe inside.
582
00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:04,928
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
583
00:25:05,011 --> 00:25:06,762
Why would we want them safe inside
584
00:25:06,845 --> 00:25:08,595
when we don't even want them in our town, period?
585
00:25:08,678 --> 00:25:10,678
Well, i-it would be to protect the worshippers
586
00:25:10,762 --> 00:25:13,178
from any, uh, violent racists.
587
00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,386
It's... It's not us that's causing the violence.
588
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:17,053
It's them.
589
00:25:17,136 --> 00:25:18,345
Oh, no, no, no. Did you...
590
00:25:18,428 --> 00:25:20,136
I... I didn't imply anybody here is racist.
591
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,219
-Of course not. -I am.
592
00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:23,887
I'm racist toward Muslims.
593
00:25:23,969 --> 00:25:25,928
Let me continue, and then I...
594
00:25:26,011 --> 00:25:27,553
That would probably look good in a fire.
595
00:25:27,637 --> 00:25:29,345
Well, it would be made out of stone,
596
00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:30,678
so it won't be able to burn.
597
00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:33,511
So that's one of the anti-terrorist measures.
598
00:25:33,595 --> 00:25:36,887
I really believe by the end of this presentation,
599
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:39,219
you guys are going to be completely convinced.
600
00:25:39,303 --> 00:25:40,803
-You're wrong. -I doubt it.
601
00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:43,094
Let me show you how your town would change.
602
00:25:43,178 --> 00:25:44,345
-Unh-uh. -Oh, hell no.
603
00:25:44,428 --> 00:25:46,345
You're fucking kidding me, right?
604
00:25:46,428 --> 00:25:47,762
You change the name on that,
605
00:25:47,845 --> 00:25:49,678
and I guarantee you're gonna have a fight on your hands.
606
00:25:49,762 --> 00:25:51,261
There ain't a goddamn thing about that we like.
607
00:25:51,345 --> 00:25:53,845
Can we hear from some of the Muslims in this room?
608
00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:55,803
How do you feel about it, sir?
609
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:57,219
-Are you a Muslim? -No.
610
00:25:57,303 --> 00:25:59,011
-There's no Muslims here. -There is no Muslims here.
611
00:25:59,094 --> 00:26:00,845
Oh, there are no Muslims here at all?
612
00:26:00,928 --> 00:26:03,887
This town is lucky to have black people in it.
613
00:26:03,969 --> 00:26:05,928
Yeah, of course you're lucky to have black people.
614
00:26:06,011 --> 00:26:07,678
They add a lot to the society.
615
00:26:07,762 --> 00:26:09,470
Thank you, sir.
616
00:26:09,553 --> 00:26:11,511
Finally, somebody who appreciates...
617
00:26:11,595 --> 00:26:12,637
-No, no, no. -...multiculturalism.
618
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:13,762
You're totally missing... You totally missed...
619
00:26:13,845 --> 00:26:15,219
-Sir, you are completely right. -No, no.
620
00:26:15,303 --> 00:26:17,345
The benefit of having African-Americans...
621
00:26:17,428 --> 00:26:18,845
No. You're not hearing me out.
622
00:26:18,928 --> 00:26:20,345
...means a more diverse... -You're not hearing him.
623
00:26:20,428 --> 00:26:21,595
Thank you, sir. Don't be ashamed.
624
00:26:21,678 --> 00:26:23,386
He's saying there's black people in Kingman
625
00:26:23,470 --> 00:26:24,595
that aren't welcome there either,
626
00:26:24,678 --> 00:26:26,011
but we tolerate them.
627
00:26:26,094 --> 00:26:27,553
Okay.
628
00:26:27,637 --> 00:26:30,511
One thing I do in Bend, Oregon, is, sometimes,
629
00:26:30,595 --> 00:26:32,678
when there there is an atmosphere of tension,
630
00:26:32,762 --> 00:26:35,845
which there is here, I use music to alleviate the tension.
631
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:40,553
There is a wonderful song that I use that relaxes people,
632
00:26:40,637 --> 00:26:44,136
and it's from the Xhosa Tribe in South Africa.
633
00:26:44,219 --> 00:26:46,094
It goes like this.
634
00:26:49,595 --> 00:26:51,428
I'm not into that. I gotta go.
635
00:26:53,136 --> 00:26:55,261
There ain't nothing calming about that at all.
636
00:26:55,345 --> 00:26:56,887
I listened enough to that
637
00:26:56,969 --> 00:26:59,720
when I worked at Texaco with... and I don't...
638
00:26:59,803 --> 00:27:01,803
Pardon me, where... where are you going?
639
00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:04,261
You are triggered, and you are feeling some anger.
640
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,845
You're pulling the trigger harder now.
641
00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,261
We don't want to hear that shit.
642
00:27:11,511 --> 00:27:12,803
You really think this is calming us?
643
00:27:12,887 --> 00:27:14,845
This will calm if you close your eyes.
644
00:27:14,928 --> 00:27:16,303
It's not calming us! It's pissing us off!
645
00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:19,011
Close your eyes.
646
00:27:19,094 --> 00:27:21,386
I understand exactly why there was told no weapons here.
647
00:27:21,470 --> 00:27:22,928
- Yes! - Why is that, sir?
648
00:27:23,011 --> 00:27:24,428
Because you come down here and open your mouth
649
00:27:24,511 --> 00:27:28,762
and say this kind of shit in front of us, Arizonites,
650
00:27:28,845 --> 00:27:30,470
somebody is going to get hurt.
651
00:27:30,553 --> 00:27:32,094
Well, I'm going to write that down.
652
00:28:10,219 --> 00:28:13,303
All you damn sand niggers over in the Middle East,
653
00:28:13,386 --> 00:28:16,762
we are tired of you coming to America,
654
00:28:16,845 --> 00:28:19,303
and we are tired of you trying to threaten us.
655
00:28:19,386 --> 00:28:22,178
We will cut off your dick.
656
00:28:22,261 --> 00:28:24,053
You understand?
657
00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:26,969
We will take your dick, and we will shove it in your mouth,
658
00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:29,803
pull it off, and put it in your mouth.
659
00:28:29,887 --> 00:28:31,386
How are you going to rape children and women
660
00:28:31,470 --> 00:28:32,720
without a dick?
661
00:28:32,803 --> 00:28:34,219
I'm Jason Spencer.
662
00:28:34,303 --> 00:28:36,678
Eu sou um funcionário eleito no estado da Geórgia.
663
00:28:36,762 --> 00:28:37,969
Eu sou um representante e membro do Estado
664
00:28:38,053 --> 00:28:39,303
da Assembléia Geral da Geórgia.
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