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Subtitles and Segments brought to you by The Ex-Man

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I wonder if other people are like me,

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who feel like growing up is like a video game battle.

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We played every trick we know to get scores.

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In every step of life,

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we will meet many enemies.

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Of course, many of them are like the big villain in the video games,

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who always gets in the way of our growth.

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No...

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Mommy!

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We can never figure out if those pranks

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and mocking are out of hate.

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We also never figure out if the frown on our faces

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and the little expectation in our hearts are out of love.

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Hey.

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Before we understood liking someone,

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love appeared unexpectedly.

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That's the first time we feel...

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what it's like for the heart to exist in the body.

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When you meet that someone, you think it's love.

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He makes you see yourself in a way you never knew.

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The first time you realize how crazily you could smile.

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The first time you feel someone is your whole world.

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When that person leaves, it's the first time you know

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that in your body,

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there are so many tears hiding.

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The world without him,

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is actually

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just full of darkness.

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♫ You didn't really love him that much

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Of course, singing loudly with your best friend

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is one of the ways to heal the pain from a break-up.

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♫ The dreams that you wove...

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[May I know you? You are so pretty.]

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Someday you will realize, without that person,

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the world is still functioning.

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The light he took away,

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you can give it to yourself.

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[Oh lonely by Harlem Yu]

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♫ Oh Lonely ♫

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♫ Hello loneliness you're the one who never left my side ♫

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♫ Oh Lonely ♫

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♫ I don't need to fake to be young in front of you ♫

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♫ Oh oh oh lonely ♫

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♫ Nobody likes the game I like to play ♫

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♫ Oh lonely ♫

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♫ We just pretend to be happy in front of people ♫

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♫ This is lonely ♫

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♫ The future keeps coming but the past will never pass ♫

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♫ I have no enemy, but I have no strength to fight ♫

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♫ The reality is always so real ♫

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♫ Oh lonely ♫

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♫ I took care of the world but never myself ♫

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♫ Oh lonely ♫

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♫ You can't fill up the loss with what you have ♫

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[The Ex-Man]

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[Episode 1]

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- Hey. I only have a 30 second break. I'll go in first.

- I'm running late!

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Li Bao-Bei, you didn't stay up all night playing video games, did you?

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My game buddy is in New York. I was fighting with him in his time. You don't understand.

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[Getting Ready]

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[Online Game]

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Li Qin-Ai, you're late.

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I know. I'm already hurrying.

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Be careful. It's hot.

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The soup I prepared today is awesome.

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- What weird soup?

- Weird soup? It's eggplant, milk

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- and fish soup.

- Gross.

- Gross?

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Good morning everyone.

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Li-Yang, good morning.

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This is fresh fish I got from the market. There are also clams.

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- So good.

- Qin-Ai, I fixed your shoes.

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Thanks.

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Li Bao-Bei, I thought you were connecting with New York.

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Li Qin-Ai, do you have to put shoes on the table?

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- Li-Yang helped get my shoes fixed.

- Older Brother Li-Yang.

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My sister is not Cinderella. You don't need to put her shoes on for her.

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If I have to give you a name, you'll be Fiona with the giant feet.

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Nonsense! Does Li-Yang look like Shrek to you?

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- I didn't say it. You said it.

- You're the donkey.

- Big feet, big feet...

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Okay... Brother and sister fighting so early in the morning. Here, have some soup.

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- Let me help.

- No need. I especially invented this soup today.

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- Eggplant milk and fresh fish soup.

- Mom, can I not have soup today?

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- Yeah, can I not have any?

- Why not?

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- Because people might die.

- Yep.

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What are you talking about? Death?

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- You said something wrong. You have some first.

- I said Shrek might die.

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Why would you go back to Shrek? Weird.

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Here. Let's have some soup together.

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- It's hot.

- Drink your soup.

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You try it yourself.

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- What else do you need to say?

- Put your shoes away.

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- What's the big deal if I just put them here?

- This is the dining table!

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- Your shoes are so dirty.

- Your shoes are smellier.

- Let's eat together.

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Auntie, I will help you.

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- Of course I want it!

- Try some!

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Stop encouraging my mother.

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Don't you know if you tell parents that you like it, they would cook more?

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As long as she's happy, right?

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No wonder my mother likes you so much.

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Her focus has been on you these years, not on me or my brother.

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Are you jealous?

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I'm not. I am grateful.

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Thank god you're here. My mom nags so much. It would be a lot of pressure on me and my brother.

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Huh? Are you treating me like a brother or boyfriend?

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What do you think? I gave up so many young fresh meat to be with you, who's eight years older than me.

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I can't compete with their age.

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But which young guy can do what I did?

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For four years, I drove you to work and have breakfast with you every day.

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You should give me an award.

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Are you having breakfast with me or my mother?

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How do you know that?

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You're so bad.

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Of course with you.

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- One more kiss.

- Okay.

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One more.

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Hello everyone. I am Dai Hai-An. The annual shopping festival is about to start again.

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We will have more new items on sale this year.

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PChome: Spoil yourself shopping festival.

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Are you living a tiring life? It's sad to feel like nobody loves you.

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You think everyone else is doing well but you.

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Why is it so hard to be happy?

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I'm taking off.

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I was thinking we should find a new house.

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I think we need to be prepared.

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Okay.

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Go.

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- Bye.

- Bye.

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Hey. He brought it up.

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Huh? He brought it up? Is that a proposal?

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So early in the morning!

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Or did he say it when you two went to a motel last night?

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No. He just drove me to work.

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Then he said he wants to find a new house. I don't know what it means.

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Li Qin-Ai. What does house hunting represent?

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In my view, I'm telling you,

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a real proposal has to include a ring and getting on his knees.

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He just said we need to be prepared.

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He's making me anxious.

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Of course you would be anxious.

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You still have a giant villain in your heart waiting to be solved.

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You didn't even show up to the school reunion.

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What does that have to do with anything?

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To attend the school reunion means you're in a healthy place.

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Why didn't you come? Come to the reunion

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to prove that your mind's healthy enough to get married.

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You're being annoying. I'm going upstairs. I'll talk to you when I see you. Bye.

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- Bye.

- Hi everyone, I'm Dai Hai-An.

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- So handsome, oh my god!

- Whether you are a hard-working housewife or a busy career woman,

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you still have to take care of children and your husband...

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- Dai Hai-An is so handsome.

- and have to deal with in-laws every day...

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Is he really your and Older Sister Qin-Ai's high school friend?

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When can we interview him? I want to meet him so much.

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Enough. Wipe your drool.

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My neck is really sore from all the editing work.

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I need to go shop for ointment. Do your work.

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Okay. He's so good looking.

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- Morning.

- Hi, honey.

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- You must really want to pee since you just got here. Let's go into the bathroom.

- I peed already.

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He's so handsome! Oh god!

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- Xiao Mei.

- So handsome!

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- So handsome.

- He's really handsome.

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Really? Older Sister Qin, hi.

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When are you giving me the briefing?

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At noon?

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I'll be waiting.

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Okay.

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She's really not working hard... but so young.

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Honey. I sent you the files. Check if you received it.

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Okay.

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Hello everyone, I am Dai Hai-An. Whether you're a hard-working housewife

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- Is there an end to this?

- or a busy career woman.

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After work, you still...

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Why are you being this way?

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Are all the exes like ghosts?

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You thought you ran into him walking down the streets.

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When you go to places you went to together, you thought he was standing next to you.

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Watching movies you've watched together and restaurants you've gone to together,

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anytime, anywhere, all the time,

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every second, he will never let me go.

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As if these weren't enough, I have to keep seeing him.

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It's so annoying.

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Are you done? Because not everyone's ex appears in commercials.

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Isn't that coffee too bitter for you?

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Old love is bitter.

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You're so interesting.

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Growing up is like baking coffee beans for women.

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Really? So handsome!

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Like those young girls, they will eventually figure it out.

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From white coffee beans to bitter beans,

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and the smell of burning. Then you need to add sugar in it.

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I sound so mature!

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You know why? Because you're old.

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I'm old too.

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Dragging me down?

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Here, taste this. This is another flavor of ginseng.

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Since when did you start eating this?

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This is the taste of youth, ok?

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Didn't you use to like it?

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I don't remember.

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I remember the commercial song was so brain-washing.

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Every time I watched the baseball game, I had to sing that song. Do you remember the song?

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I forgot!

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I can remember it! I can remember it.

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♫ Pinky... ♫, go on!

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You're too much. That's the song to Monk Yixiu.

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♫ Pinky... Three flavors! ♫

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Right.

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Forget about youth.

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Coffee and tea are the flavors of our age.

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I will help Xiao Mei with the briefing so the chief editor won't nag this afternoon.

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Sure.

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Right. Don't tell Xiao Mei too much about that "commercial idol." Makes it so hard for me to train her.

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You have so much "idol baggage."

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What are you talking about?

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Okay, don't overreact.

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Ex-boyfriends are ghosts. Plus,

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your ex is an idol now. He's almost god-like.

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You have to get used to seeing him all the time.

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You can't just explode every time like you did just now.

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I know that. I will ignore it when I go on PChome.

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I see a nobody and I see no one.

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You're so talented.

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A nobody isn't a person anyway, and pretending not to see...

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Let's not attack him with our puns.

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Okay, I know.

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It was more than a decade ago when you broke up with him.

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You don't love him but you don't hate him, right?

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Hi everyone, I am Dai Hai-An, whether you're a hard-working housewife or a busy professional,

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you have to take care of children and your husband and deal with in-laws after work.

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You have been living for other people the whole year.

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Now you should let go of your children, husband, work and friends.

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I don't understand. A bunch of people wanted to hire him to be a model and he refused.

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Now he's over 30 and has fine lines around his eyes, he's so popular.

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Don't you think he is much more handsome now he's over 30?

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He used to be a kid.

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Now he's mature and he's manlier.

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Mature?

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Wow, I am going to apply for pension today after work. Want to join?

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You're so funny.

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Think about it. The work he's done in the past was all about

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being a street vendor, working in a casino,

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express delivery work, stuff like that.

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When was the last time you saw him working in an office?

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Well...

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- Never.

- Never.

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So this time he brought us into PChome

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and even he shot a commercial himself. I think he wants to settle down.

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Look at him. I feel like he wants to settle down too.

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Not just work, maybe even relationship-wise...

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Why are you so full of gossip?

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You both are the same—

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Your heels are so pointy!

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Your dentist said you can't eat candy!

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No worries. I have two more.

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Shining.

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Childish.

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Is he? I think he's pretty mature...

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Shining!

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The computer is down!

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Did you look at porn?

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I did not. Nonsense!

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Our best-selling area is skincare and make-up products.

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Then it's clothes, bags and baby products.

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All of the top five categories are women related.

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We also have a steadily growing fan base. Now we have twice the figure of last year.

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What's more impressive is every time we shoot a new video,

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especially the ones with you in it. On average, it would only take one hour

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for the clicks to reach 100,000.

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What's more impressive is the likes—

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What's the use of views?

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It can't bring real profit.

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I was looking forward to today.

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I thought the CEO using you as the endorser

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will put this dollar case group

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in charge of the annual sales.

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I was expecting a miracle.

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Turns out, the profit was the same as last year.

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Things like miracles

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won't just appear when you want it.

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You have to have the balls.

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What does that mean?

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There's still time before the final count.

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If we make twice as much profit as last year,

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do you want to take out your last month's bonus and distribute it to everyone?

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Yay.

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Twice as much? If you can do that,

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I will give you guys my previous three months' bonus.

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Everyone heard him?

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Shining shining!

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[Splendid Demo]

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Annual shopping festival...

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Subtitles and Segments brought to you by The Ex-Man

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I can't get in.

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Hello. Yes, we are fixing this now. Our apologies.

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That's right, we are doing it now.

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[Apologies, the website is down now. We are currently looking into it.]

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I'm sorry. We are taking care of this as fast as possible.

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We are really very sorry.

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Hello, PChome...

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Hello...

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We will let you know shortly.

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Okay, fine.

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Thank you for your information, thank you...

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- What's happening now?

- Our website is down.

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All down?

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Dai Hai-An, what did you do?

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The miracle you wanted.

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You have suspended all the budget. What do you want?

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Hey.

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Don't worry. I know what I'm doing.

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Our apologies.

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We are looking into it now...

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Yes, we are fixing it now...

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Yes, it will be done soon...

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Our apologies.

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♫ Oh love, it's because I exist ♫

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♫ Oh lonely ♫

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Xiao Mei. Take another look at the file.

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- Who's that man?

- David.

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That...

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I thought you have a boyfriend.

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That was my ex-boyfriend a long time ago.

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You're so busy despite being so young.

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Okay. It's meeting time. Let me see the briefing.

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Okay.

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What's wrong?

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I can't find it...

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Go to the "search."

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It's not... I put it on the desktop.

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Didn't I just proofread it?

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Meeting time.

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What's going on?

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- Chief editor, would you like some coffee. This is from Indonesia—

- I had coffee already.

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- What about tea? We have tea.

- Right, tea. Would you like some tea?

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What are you trying to do?

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Nothing.

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Meeting time. What do you have in mind for the theme of the video in lifestyle section?

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Chief editor, I'm sorry I—

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There's a good theme.

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It's about the burger food truck going around the island.

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You can combine the story of Taiwanese agriculture products,

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and the crafts, concepts... I'll show you.

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I know what you're trying to say.

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Empathy. Care. Farmers.

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These are good concepts.

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But something is missing.

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One thing called...

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clicks. Right! You all know it.

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Open up your imagination for life.

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Xiao Mei. You speak.

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As a genuine young person, what's your idea?

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Me?

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You're a young girl. What videos do young girls like to watch?

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Or what do they share?

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Reports about relationships?

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- I think it's old-fashioned—

- There are no old-fashioned ideas, only bad ideas.

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Or that "useless girlfriend" who went viral earlier.

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Or the "tool boyfriend."

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If we talk about their exes,

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I think people will feel a connection.

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That sounds alright.

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But the internet celebrities,

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bloggers... we did them all.

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You can make more touching videos in the lifestyle section.

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Let's brainstorm.

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Forget it. Forget it...

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Xiao Mei. Come up with a plan next week, no, this week.

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Ok.ay

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Okay? This is it for now.

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- Qin-Ai. The what's its name you said earlier...

- Burger food truck.

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Yes. You get on it first. Prepare it as a backup in case Xiao Mei messes up.

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That's it for now.

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Huang Mei-Zhen. Go to your seat and take a look at your computer.

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I want to hit you...

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I don't think love is the main theme for lifestyle news.

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Right?

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You still need to live without love.

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He said I don't have good ideas.

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Have you played enough?

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You can target me if you have any complaints.

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You don't need to play this internet trick to mess with me.

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Don't be nervous. It won't cost your job.

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I will take the blame.

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What blame? Are you out of the probation period?

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I don't understand what the boss wants you here for.

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You can play by yourself. I don't want to bet on my business marketing position to be a part of this.

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I said don't be nervous.

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Relax.

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Hello? Boss?

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Yes.

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Is it okay for you to do this? Why don't you tell me what you're doing?

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No problem. Believe me.

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Wait one moment. I will make double bonus for you all.

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This way.

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- I think it will be more touching if I edit it a few more times.

- Yeah...

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Older Sister Qin-Ai. Sorry to interrupt.

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What's wrong?

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Chief editor just asked me to do this proposal...

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Can you help me?

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What does that mean?

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I have never done this kind of proposal alone before.

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I wonder if you could help me do it.

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Didn't you say you had a lot of experience in your last company during your interview?

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You said you came up with media plans and made a bunch of videos and proposals.

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I wanted my resume to look good.

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So you didn't make those videos.

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I was a part of it. I just didn't write it.

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When chief editor asked if you can do it, why didn't you say no?

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He looked like he had confidence in me so I didn't say no.

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Please?

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Dai Hai-An. Boss wants me to tell you to leave PChome right now.

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The loss you caused for the company, we will seek justice in law.

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I am talking to you. Did you hear me?

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Shining shining!

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S52.

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A7887.

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What are you trying to do?

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- The website is back.

- Really? Mine too!

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Dai Hai-An, boss asked me to tell you to leave immediately...

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Shu-Ying. Please contact the warehouse.

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Confirm the stock list, and see which products need to be put on clearance sale in large quantities.

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Sheng-Ren, write up an apology announcement and post it on the fan page.

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First, apologize to all consumers for our website glitch.

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Second, promote a buy one get one free campaign for 30 minutes to compensate the consumers.

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Third, 10 minutes later, as long as the consumers spent over NT$10,000,

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they can add-on selected products with a 50% discount.

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- Selected products?

- Where's the list?

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- Here.

- Okay.

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What now?

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Wait.

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Wait for what?

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Wait... for a miracle.

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Were you listening to me at all?

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Boss wants you to leave, right now. Right now!

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Shining shining. Be good. Play with that later.

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What did you say the boss said?

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Shopping website's glitch resulted in record-breaking profits.

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PChome's endorser and marketing genius Dai Hai-An,

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created another miracle today.

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He created a NT$100 million profit in just one day.

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Three months' bonus.

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I won't reveal industry secrets.

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But my faith has always been: it's not important how you made the mistakes,

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what's important is to stand with consumers,

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and how to regain consumers' trust.

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Industry secrets. It's completely man-made.

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You can't tell the truth on TV. Don't you know that?

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Dai Hai-An has been a rebel since college.

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The year to he was to start university, he abandoned the school everybody wants to get into

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and hitchhiked and couch-surfed all over the world.

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He went to more than 30 countries. </

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I just felt like the university is not big enough. I wanted to see how big the world is.

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University isn't big enough?

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Just say you hate school. What do you mean by that?

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- You know me well.

- Hey, it's expensive.

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Dai Hai-An has been a legend on media for years.

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He went alone into the rainforest in Indonesia for an adventure.

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He lost touch on the 3rd day and drew Taiwanese media's attention.

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It's good I went to Indonesia that year so I can find your passport at the airport, you dumb-dumb.

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I call you boss but you can't call me dumb-dumb.

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Why do I feel like all three of you hate me?

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Right.

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Congratulations. This contestant had the right answer to the question

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without using any hints.

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The experience escaping death in the rainforest made him decide to come back to Taiwan.

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He didn't appear in media for two years.

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Until a video of him skydiving went viral online brought him back into the limelight.

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A few months ago he joined PChome with his popularity.

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He formed the case group Dollars. The company gave him and his group members

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full independence and autonomy.

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I will introduce our Dollars team.

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This is our director Shu-Ying.

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- PR

- I'm Sheng-Ren, hello!

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Computer genius, Shining.

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Hello. I am the Dollars Team who just scored NT$100 million in sales.

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♫ Oh love, it's because I exist ♫

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♫ Oh lonely ♫

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I am so tired today.

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Go back and rest.

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What about Qiqi?

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Qiqi has me. You think he only needs you?

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Okay. Thank you for that.

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Good night. Sleep early.

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Bye.

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Qiqi. I'm back.

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- Qiqi.

- You're back?

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- You worked hard.

- You too.

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- Qiqi.

- He's so good today.

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Mima...! you're back.

(T/N: He calls her "mima," which is "mommy" backward)

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- Thank you.

- Good night. I'll leave then.

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Okay, bye bye.

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Bye bye. Thank you.

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What did you do today?

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Where is Dida?

(T/N: "Dida (biba)" is "daddy (Mandarin=babi)" backward)

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Dida is very tired. So he went back home to sleep.

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You should sleep as well.

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Okay...

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You don't want to sleep?

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Do you still want to play flying high?

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You're so heavy! I can't carry you anymore.

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Just remember to transfer the money to Shanghai by Wednesday.

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Oh and, I saw the blueprints for Singapore.

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I think we can drop it. Yeah.

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No big deal. For sure.

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Can I make a reservation?

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Of course, you may.

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There's no reservation today?

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There is.

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Who?

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You. Let's go.

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[PoMoDoRo Pasta]

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Here. Careful, it's hot.

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Eat.

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What occasion is it? Why did you prepare so much food?

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The customer already made reservations and paid but couldn't make it.

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He said he hoped I can finish this meal with the most important person.

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So sweet. What bad things did you do?

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Nothing. The customer said so, not me.

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Okay. I will pretend that you said it, so I 'm happy.

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Why are you so good at cooking?

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Why is the rice you cook always so good?

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It's annoying. My mother can't cook.

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Add some soup. It will be more delicious.

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Try it. It's good.

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Okay.

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Here.

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Wish we can stay together forever. Infinity.

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Cheers.

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Cheers.

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Can we still see stars these days?

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The streetlights are so bright. Of course, we can't see them.

533

I was just going to tell you about interviewing

534

the peach season in Lala mountain.

535

The weather there was crazy.

536

You can see the whole milky way in the sky.

537

It's like many diamonds placed together.

538

It's so beautiful.

539

It must feel like dreaming.

540

It's like a dream.

541

It's so unreal.

542

Here.

543

I was thinking about those stars.

544

They look so close together, but the distance between them

545

might be millions of light years.

546

Are you being a philosopher?

547

Let's go there now.

548

Where?

549

Lala Mountain.

550

Okay. If you want to, let's go right now.

551

I meant for real.

552

I meant for real too. Let's go.

553

I was joking. I'm going home.

554

Drunk, huh?

555

No. I was just a little tipsy.

556

I'll drive you home.

557

No need. You have been drinking too. I'll just take a taxi.

558

It's fine.

559

Tomorrow...

560

There's another high school reunion for you, right?

561

How can you remember?

562

I don't remember. It's just normally you wouldn't drink so much.

563

You still won't go this year?

564

Do you want me to go?

565

If I were to meet my ex-girlfriend,

566

would you want me to go?

567

If you don't have feelings for her, I want you to go.

568

But if you see her,

569

and will change your feelings about me,

570

I would choose to be selfish and not want you to go.

571

Subtitles and Segments brought to you by The Ex-Man

572

Excuse me, the radio...

573

Huh?

574

Nothing.

575

♫ I need a little courage to tell you I'm sorry ♫

576

♫ In your heart, all this time, I'm in love with you ♫

577

♫ I know this isn't right, but I need to carry on ♫

578

♫ There won't be a result. Am I overthinking? ♫

579

♫ There's no direction. I'm walking back and forth ♫

580

♫ I know I can't walk away ♫

581

♫ The roads are long and the nights are lonely ♫

582

♫ In my heart, all the nights crying ♫

583

♫ Do you understand I just want to be with you ♫

584

♫ I don't have courage or strength ♫

585

♫ I can't leave you ♫

586

♫ Do you understand I just want to be with you ♫

587

♫ Say I love you ♫

588

I'm home.

589

Why do you look so depressed?

590

It's your boyfriend coming here for breakfast every day.

591

Your mother is inventing new dishes. She's forcing me to eat them.

592

Hey Qin-Ai. You're back.

593

I just came back. I need to wash my hands.

594

Wait. Sit.

595

You sit too.

596

- Here. One for each of you.

- So black.

597

It's the squid sandwich I just invented.

598

I remember the "Big Wife" rerun is on TV. Do you wanna watch?

599

- It's him!

- Hello everyone, I'm Dai Hai-An.

600

- Who's that?

- The annual shopping season is starting again.

601

Sister's ex-boyfriend.

602

Ah? When did that happen?

603

That's not important. He's in the past.

604

Oh. That's good.

605

This man can't compete with Li-Yang.

606

Li-Yang is better. Look at him.

607

He's handsome. He's good to you. He's got wide shoulders and a big chest.

608

- He's the one you should marry, understand?

- I know.

609

Really? But I think Dai Hai-An is better.

610

Look, he's rich. He's famous. I don't think Li-Yang can compete with him.

611

Hey.

612

Look at him. You just know he's a womanizer.

613

Don't be like your father and be a womanizer too, understand?

614

- I know.

- "I know..."

615

You still need to eat the sandwiches.

616

I saw a girl's image. Does he have a girlfriend?

617

Who knows? He's always holding a phone talking about some internet wife or something...

618

- What's an internet wife?

- I don't know.

619

- Whoa.

- High blood pressure...

620

It's just like your father.

621

Is your father taking medication for his high blood pressure?

622

Tell him to take his medicine on time, or we will never know if he dies outside.

623

How should I know?

624

Weren't you seeing him in secret?

625

Didn't you not want me to see dad?

626

Didn't he ask you behind my back?

627

Do you want me to see dad or not?

628

What? You get annoyed if I ask a simple question?

629

I won't ask, okay?

630

Okay. My food is horrible. Don't eat it. I'll eat it.

631

So what's the deal with his high blood pressure?

632

Mom.

633

You are so worried about him.

634

♫ Oh love, it's because I exist ♫

635

♫ Oh lonely ♫

636

Don't run! I told you to not run! Stop!

637

- Hello, officer.

- Hello, officer.

638

What's that? Hand it over.

639

Turn around!

640

Open up your hands. Where did you hide it?

641

- Nothing.

- Turn around.

642

Where's the stuff? Is it you?

643

Officer!

644

I think the profile of your face looks nice.

645

What? What? What are you talking about?

646

I don't have anything. There's nothing behind my back either.

647

It must be you then. What do you have in your hands?

648

Take it out. Show me your hands.

649

Take it out! What's in your hands?

650

What happened?

651

I threw it.

652

Good. The two of you

653

watched prohibited content.

654

And vandalized?

655

Come with me to the education room!

656

What is it?

657

[Japanese porn video]

658

Are you ok?

659

Hey. Classmate...

660

It's you. What do you want?

661

I'm sorry. My hands slipped so you were punished.

662

It's no big deal.

663

Here's this back.

664

You apologize with empty hands?

665

Well...

666

Are you serious? I was joking.

667

Ok. Thanks.

668

Are you angry? You're too serious.

669

I'm telling you, you will suffer if you take the world too seriously.

670

Ok. Stop being angry.

671

I live nearby and nobody is home. Do you want to come over and watch DVD?

672

Pervert!

673

If you still have courage to remember your memories,

674

and you no longer hate them.

675

You even feel that they were beautiful.

676

Congratulations, not only have you passed the level,

677

you even killed the villain.

678

Hi.

679

- My mom made squid sandwich again.

- Squid sandwich.

680

Here, eat it.

681

How dare you eat it? You're too nice.

682

Look at you.

683

Ok. I'll be right down.

684

The final victory would be when you look at the person next to you,

685

and you no longer consider him a rival.

686

If you feel like you've found a good partner, congratulations,

687

you have completed all the levels and reached the next chapter of your life.

688

Have fun.

689

Wow.

690

Before we got married, he drove me every day. Now he tells me to take the MRT!

(T/N: MRT = subway system in Taipei)

691

- So bad!

- What's worse is that before we were married,

692

it was once a day. Now I am lucky if we have it once a month.

693

God! Only once a month?

694

You poor thing! You must be hungry and thirsty now. Eat, quickly.

695

It's much better to be single.

696

I only have two places to go now.

697

Unlike you, who can still go to the gym.

698

I can only go to work and home.

699

I go to work during the day, at night...

700

I still have to work overtime.

701

Sometimes when I accidentally fall asleep, my wife would ask if I did any homework.

702

So many years and you're still not clever.

703

I'm telling you.

704

Not only do you have to please your wife,

705

you have to give her orgasms.

706

Hello Chen Da-Fa.

707

- Hey.

- Are you happy?

708

- High school couples never end well.

- High school couples never end well.

709

Are you still single? Haven't found the right one?

710

Yes. Now I am used to fancy restaurants.

711

I can't get used to street vendors.

712

It's better to eat street food than to starve to death.

713

You can't lose weight because of street food.

714

Are you talking about me?

715

I am not fat. Look at your own waist.

716

Why aren't your partners here?

717

- What partner?

- What partner?

718

I am still single.

719

I am a golden bachelor.

720

He was talking about Dai Hai-An and Li Qin-Ai.

721

Didn't the two of you use to be together all the time? 4 people, 2 couples.

722

- Yeah!

- What? No, no no.

723

I'm ok with Dai Hai-An. But Chen Da-Fa? No thanks.

724

Xu Sheng-Ren, you...

725

I can't.

726

- Seeing you married couples here today made me realize something.

- What?

727

Dai Hai-An and Li Qin-Ai's break-up

728

was a really great decision.

729

What does that mean?

730

Class couples don't end well.

731

Marriage is worse than breaking up.

732

I agree.

733

Why do you misbehave when you are outside?

734

Throwing tantrums when you are outside?

735

Mama.

736

Mama, hug me.

737

Hey! Here, here!

738

Mima save me! Dida is so scary!

739

We are eating now. Go wash your hands.

740

Qiqi you be good. Dida is leaving.

741

You're not eating?

742

I have a school reunion.

743

It's been a year already?

744

Right. Time goes by so fast.

745

Dida, are you coming tonight to read me bedtime stories?

746

Didn't mommy tell it well last night?

747

I like yours. Yours is better.

748

I will tell you two when I get back.

749

If you want to leave, just leave already. Stop yammering.

750

Bye-bye. Go eat.

751

- I'm off.

- Bye.

752

What's wrong with my stories?

753

Eat on your own. Eat with your hands. I'm not giving you chopsticks.

754

Hello Sheng-Ren?

755

Where are you?

756

I'm almost here? Why, do you miss me?

757

Are there a lot of people this time?

758

So many. I'm telling you, we're doomed!

759

She...Qin-Ai... hello?

760

Dai Hai-An?

761

Hello?

762

What?

763

She's here.

764

Who?

765

Her...

766

Who is this!

767

- Are you surprised to see Li Qin-Ai?

- So surprised!

768

The raffle team, come here and prepare!

769

Quick.

770

Do you know he's here?

771

He's here? Did he see me?

772

I think so.

773

What's his expression like?

774

He's completely in shock.

775

Shit! He is walking this way!

776

Shit... Hey, my teeth...

777

There's something on the left. Hurry.

778

Hi, Classmate Dai.

779

Hi, Da-Fa.

780

Li Qin-Ai. Long time no see.

781

Hi.

782

♫ Oh love, it's because I exist ♫

783

♫ Oh lonely ♫

784

Hi.

785

Chen Da-Fa, how much longer do you need?

786

What? I'm not even in the raffle team!

787

Quick!

788

Coming!

789

Long time no see.

790

Right. Long time no see.

791

- You...

- You...

792

You first.

793

How are you?

794

What about you?

795

Daddy?

796

This is your...

797

No, not mine. Are you looking for your daddy?

798

I will go help him find his daddy first.

799

Who's your daddy? What's his name?

800

Where is your daddy?

801

Hey, whose kid is this?

802

You are doing really well.

803

When did you have a kid?

804

Subtitles and Segments brought to you by The Ex-Man

805

- How did you get here today?

- I drove.

806

So you can't drink.

807

Right. I'll drink tea.

808

Hey, over there...

809

Are you ok?

810

Not ok. I was starving.

811

Wow. Acting stupid? I saw it.

812

Saw what?

813

Just saying hello to old friends. What's the big deal?

814

You made the air frozen.

815

You haven't been in a relationship for too long.

816

Are you feeling the void in your life?

817

Eat more meat. Talk less.

818

Everyone, please look here. I'm about to take the photo.

819

- Ok. One two three.

- Yeah!

820

One more! Be more passionate, all of you!

821

You just hit me with your hat!

822

You stood up on your own!

823

Yeah!

824

Okay. It's really funny.

825

Bye bye.

826

- Oh, let's continue looking at our yearbook.

- We were just reading that.

827

I think that's

828

so crazy...

829

- We were so ugly back then.

- Didn't the class next door have...

830

You are one to talk. Look at yourself!

831

So ugly!

832

Qin-Ai. I'm so happy to see you today. You should come to every reunion from now on.

833

I will try.

834

It will be very hard for Qin-Ai.

835

Because she will marry overseas soon.

836

- Really?

- Do you really believe her?

837

Really.

838

Have you been to China recently?

839

She won't live in Taipei in the future.

840

I'm telling you...

841

Living overseas?

842

The main point is...

843

He's handsome. Good to her.

844

He's also got huge muscles.

845

Not again...

846

So now Qin-Ai just needs to agree to it.

847

We can attend their wedding any time.

848

When are you saying yes?

849

Why are you looking at me?

850

I was checking if you curled your eyelashes right.

851

What?

852

Are you ok?

853

I'm fine.

854

Really.

855

I just feel strange.

856

I thought I would feel more but I don't think I did.

857

Just like that.

858

One hello and it's over.

859

I didn't mean to! I wanted to tell you,

860

you look beautiful today.

861

Knock it off!

862

I mean it. I never exaggerate.

863

You were the most super invincibly beautiful

864

in the entire universe and the entire century.

865

In one word, Li Qin-Ai, you won.

866

Thank you.

867

Here.

868

Bros, let's not go home until we're drunk!

869

Drink!

870

The trick is you can't overcook it.

871

Do you know it? Al dente.

872

- Wanna try?

- Too hot.

873

Too hot? I'll try.

874

- Just right. You want to try?

- You sweat a lot.

875

It's all for you.

876

♫ Oh love. It's because I exist ♫

877

♫ Oh lonely ♫

878

♫ Hello loneliness you're the one who never left my side ♫

879

And the waves move from the central region to the south.

880

How long have you been in this business you started?

881

More than 2 years.

882

Even though they don't have a lot of money or facilities,

883

they have a lot of love to give.

884

They have been devoting themselves for underprivileged children.

885

This is what the society needs the most, and what deserves to be encouraged the most.

886

I'm Li Qin-Ai reporting from Jinshan Wanli.

887

♫ Oh lonely ♫

888

♫ Hello loneliness, you are the one who never leave my side ♫

889

♫ Oh lonely ♫

890

♫ I don't have to fake to be young in front of you ♫

891

♫ Oh lonely ♫

892

♫ Nobody likes to play the game I like ♫

893

♫ Oh lonely ♫

894

♫ I just pretend to be happy ♫

895

- Miss Li, we are taking off.

- Okay, bye-bye!

896

- Bye! Keep up the good work!

- Bye!

897

Thank you. Bye!

898

Wait up! Wait!

899

Wait! I haven't paid yet!

900

Li Qin-Ai!

901

Li Qin-Ai! Are you ok?

902

How can you sleep under such bright sunlight?

903

I am not sleeping. I am listening.

904

Listening to what?

905

Close your eyes and tell me what you hear.

906

I hear the waves,

907

and the bugs,

908

and the wind.

909

What else?

910

The sound tree branches make when they move.

911

If you calm yourself,

912

maybe you can hear yourself.

913

Doctor Li please come to the first floor clinic.

914

We don't know the result yet. Don't be like this.

915

Dad, mom, Bao-Bei.

916

What?

917

Why can't you see me?

918

602C. Hurry...

919

602C.

920

Bao-Bei.

921

Is 602C your sister's room?

922

One person come help me squeeze the AMBU bag.

923

Qin-Ai.

924

Qin-Ai.

925

Qin-Ai!

926

The investigation of PChome endorser, Dai Hai-An's drowning has lasted 3 days.

927

The police still don't have any updates about him, which worried the fans.

928

We will move on to the weather...

929

I thought I completed all the levels.

930

I forgot there is a final villain in every game.

931

He's the strongest character.

932

It's impossible to kill him.

933

It's like the toughest cockroach, always waiting there.

934

Then attacks you when you defenceless.

935

All of your previous work will be wasted.

936

[Coming up next...]

Where is dida? Did he abandon us?

937

- Do you think Mr. Dai's fortune is looking bad now?

- How would you feel if your family member dies? What kind of dumb question is this?

938

Dear teachers and classmates,

939

I am Qin-Ai's Dai Hai-An.

940

If I know that you hate me very much, I'm relieved.

941

Don't blame yourself.

942

It's not your fault that he died.

943

Now we don't even have a chance to make up.

944

How can you do this?

945

Li Qin-Ai.

946

♫ I gave it all back to myself ♫

947

♫ It's my fault I can't let go ♫

948

♫ I can only pretend ♫

949

♫ I said I forgot every lesson I learned in love ♫

950

♫ I deserve to be in pain ♫

951

♫ Every crease in my heart ♫

952

♫ I always remember the lesson I learned while loving you ♫

953

♫ It's my fault I can't let go ♫

954

♫ I can only pretend ♫

955

♫ I said I forgot every lesson I learned in love ♫

956

♫ I deserve to be in pain ♫

957

♫ Every crease in my heart ♫

958

♫ I always remember the lesson I learned while loving you ♫

959

[Criminal confessed. The device is sophisticated.]

960

[Year 2004. Why can't I kill the Demon King?]

961

Business is so good. It's faster to do it myself.

962

Where are you at?

963

I just died!

964

Why is it so hard to kill the villain?

965

Of course. He's the big villain.

966

Honey, I wanted to ask you a question,

967

why did you break up?

968

There's no reason.

969

Li Qin Ai.

970

Are you still not over Dai Hai An?

971

I almost choked.

972

I am ignoring you and focusing on beating the villain now.

973

Big villain.

974

Dai Hai An is your big villain.

975

You should find a way to kill him.

976

Otherwise you can never beat the level in life and love.

977

Getting stuck.

978

Every time you're here I would die!