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[ SOUNDS OF DIGGING ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
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[ THUNDER CRACKLING ]
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>> COME ON, MAN.
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HURRY UP.
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>> IF YOU IN SUCH A HURRY,
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YOU COULD HELP.
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[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
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DON'T TELL ME,
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YOU SCARED OF THAT THING.
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>> YOU HEARD THE STORIES,
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YOU KNOW THE LEGENDS.
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>> MAN, THAT'S ALL THEY IS--
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STORIES.
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>> AREN'T WE DIGGIN'
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BASED ON STORIES?
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>> YEAH, BUT STORIES OF GOLD
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AND FAMILY HEIRLOOMS IS MUCH
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MORE BELIEVABLE OVER MONSTERS
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AND LIVING SCARECROWS.
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[ MUSIC ]
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[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
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MAN, GET OFF ME.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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MAN, LEAVE OFF THAT THING.
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COME AND HELP ME.
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[ MUSIC ]
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[ SNARLING ]
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[ GAGGING ]
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WHAT WAS THAT, OL' JEFFERS?
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YOU GONNA FINALLY HELP?
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YOU, SIR,
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ARE STARTIN' TO ANNOY--
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[ SNARLING ]
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[ MUSIC ]
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[ GROWLING ]
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[ SNARLING ]
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[ ROCK MUSIC ]
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[ ROCK MUSIC ]
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[ ROCK MUSIC ]
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[ ROCK MUSIC ]
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>> JESUS CHRIST, WHAT A DUMP.
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AND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
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>> YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG.
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I'VE MISSED THIS PLACE.
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GOOD BURGERS.
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>> UGH.
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>> HEY, IT HAS CHARACTER.
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I LIKE IT.
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>> YOU WOULD.
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>> YOU'RE TOO SPOILED
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BY CITY LIFE, JAN.
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>> IT'S JANELLE.
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>> JAN, JANELLE, WHATEVER.
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>> YOU WANTED TO
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BRING HER ALONG.
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>> SO, YOUR FRIEND,
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OR COUSIN, WORKS HERE?
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>> YEAH.
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>> AND THIS GUY, RALPH,
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HE KNOWS WHERE WE'RE GOING?
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YOU'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE, RIGHT?
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>> YES.
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>> SHIT, ARE YOU WRITING
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A BOOK ON THIS TRIP?
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>> HEY, MAYBE.
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WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID THE WORLD'S
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GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT YOU?
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>> WHAT?
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[ CHUCKLING ]
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NO.
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YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
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>> RUNS IN THE FAMILY.
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LET'S GO.
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[ CHUCKLING ]
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>> MY MOM AND HER MOM
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THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA
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TO BRING HER.
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LIKE SHE MIGHT
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LOOSEN UP OR SOMETHING.
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>> I DUNNO.
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IT'S A PRETTY LONG STICK
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UP HER ASS.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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>> EXCUSE ME, YOUNG 'UNS?
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YOU KIDS,
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YOU AIN'T FROM AROUND HERE!
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>> WHAT GAVE IT AWAY?
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>> GOIN' UP IN THE HILLS?
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CAMPIN' ARE YA?
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>> YES, SIR.
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IT'S BEEN A WHILE, BUT, UM--
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I THINK WE'RE GONNA
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HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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>> BOOZE AND ROCK N' ROLL,
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I EXPECT!
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>> IT'S JUST GONNA BE
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SOME HARMLESS FUN, MISTER.
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>> HARMLESS?
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HA!
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OKAY, YOU KIDS GO HAVE SOME FUN.
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WHY, I REMEMBER SOME
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ADVENTURES UP THERE.
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[ CHUCKLING ]
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HAD MYSELF SOME LADIES UP THERE,
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IF'N YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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TO BE YOUNG AGAIN!
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HA HA!
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>> AH...
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THAT'S A CRAZY OLD COOT.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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>> SURE IS.
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>> RALPH!
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>> HEY MAN, COOL!
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YOU'RE HERE.
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>> HEY, IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
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>> SURE HAS, MAN.
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WOW, FAR OUT.
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>> YEAH, HEY, UH-- YOU REMEMBER,
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UH, JANELLE AND CLAIRE?
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>> YEAH, YEAH.
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>> AND THIS IS
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MY COUSIN JOSEPHINE
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I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
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>> UH...
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HI, I'M RALPH.
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>> JUST JO IS FINE.
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>> OH, UH...
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HI, JO.
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LET ME SHOW YOU THE PLACE.
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>> OKAY.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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[ FAINT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> NOT THIS TIME.
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>> THAT'S UNFAIR!
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>> SHE'S MY COUSIN.
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>> AND I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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>> RALPHIE, COULD YOU
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GET ME A BEER, PLEASE?
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>> SURE.
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[ GLASSES CLINKING ]
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>> OH MY GOSH.
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>> IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
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>> LIKE HELL IT IS, BOY!
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THAT'LL COME OUT OF YOUR CHECK.
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>> IT'S ON ME.
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>> AH, DON'T WORRY.
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IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
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YOU GUYS WANT ONE?
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>> YEAH.
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[ BOTTLE OPENING ]
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>> YOU GUYS OFF TO A WILD
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WEEKEND UP IN THE HILLS?
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>> YEAH, I WAS, UH--
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THINKIN' ABOUT NORTH LAKE.
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>> AND WHO DID I JUST
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BUY FREE BEERS FOR?
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>> JOSEPHINE.
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EVERYBODY CALLS ME JO.
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>> CHARMED.
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SHE'S GOT MANNERS, TOO.
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>> I GOTTA GO FINISH
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PUTTIN' AWAY THE ORDER.
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>> HEY, I REMEMBER THIS
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TROUBLEMAKER FROM YEARS AGO.
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>> YES, SIR.
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HEY, IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
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I'VE MISSED THIS PLACE.
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>> WE HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE.
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EVERY TIME YOU COME UP,
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WE'RE HERE.
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>> YEAH?
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>> I SUSPECT YOU FOLKS
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ARE HEADED OFF TO SAND LAKE
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TO DO SOME CAMPIN'.
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>> NO, ACTUALLY THEY WANNA
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GO OVER TO THE OLD ORCHARDS,
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BY HARPER LAKE.
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>> YOU DON'T GET YOUR SHIT DONE,
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BOY, YOU'RE NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE.
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>> AW, SIR, YOU WOULDN'T TAKE
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OUR GUIDE AWAY, WOULD YOU?
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>> CALL ME DOC, DARLIN'.
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AND NO, I WOULDN'T.
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BUT...
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HARPER LAKE, HUH?
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>> IS IT NOT A GOOD SPOT,
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DOC, SIR?
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>> IF YOU'RE GOIN',
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YOU OUGHTA KNOW.
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>> KNOW WHAT?
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>> THEM ORCHARDS AND LAKE,
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THAT WHOLE PATCH IS HAUNTED.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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>> OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
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HE'S JUST TRYING TO SCARE US.
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>> NO, NO, NO.
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LISTEN HERE...
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THERE'S AN EVIL
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IN THOSE REGIONS.
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WAKES UP EVERY 30 YEARS OR SO.
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>> AND LET ME GUESS,
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IT'S BEEN 30 YEARS?
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[ CHUCKLING ]
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>> OR... 15.
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>> FIVE, 15, 30...
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DOES IT MATTER?
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THIS IS THE YEAR
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IT WAKES UP, RIGHT?
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>> WELL, NO.
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>> SO, WHAT'S THE POINT
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OF WARNING US?
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>> I CAN'T HELP SPINNIN' TALES
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TO PRETTY YOUNG GALS LIKE YOU.
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>> OH, THAT MAKES IT
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SO MUCH BETTER.
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>> IT'S A COOL STORY...
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IF YOU WANNA HEAR IT.
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REALLY GOOD.
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REAL GOOD.
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CREEPY.
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>> FINE, I'LL BITE.
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TELL US THE STORY.
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>> IF YOU INSIST.
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>> I'D INSIST
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YOU LET RALPH LEAVE.
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>> WHAT'S THE STORY ABOUT?
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>> AN EVIL SCARECROW.
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[ ALL LAUGHING ]
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>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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>> AW, NO.
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ARE YOU, UH, TELLIN' THEM
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ABOUT THAT OLD THING AGAIN?
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I, UH...
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THAT, UH--
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THAT DOESN'T SEEM WISE.
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>> IT'S JUST A STORY, RIGHT?
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IT'S A GHOST STORY?
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>> WELL, YEAH, I GUESS.
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THEY'VE ALWAYS SAID
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THIS AREA'S BEEN CURSED.
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WEIRD ACCIDENTS,
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STRANGE THINGS HAPPENING.
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>> RALPH, YOU DON'T BELIEVE
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IT'S A SCARECROW, DO YOU?
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[ CHUCKLING ]
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>> 'COURSE HE DOESN'T.
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HE'S YOUNG AND DUMB,
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JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU ARE.
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IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT,
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OR TOUCH IT, OR SMELL IT,
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YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN IT.
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[ CHUCKLING ]
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WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
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ABOUT THE BEGINNING
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OF THE CURSE-- OR THE EVIL,
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IN THIS REGION.
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[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
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IT ALL STARTED JUST
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BEFORE THE TURN
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OF THE LAST CENTURY.
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THEY SAY IT WAS A GROUP OF
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WITCHES AND WARLOCKS
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THAT STARTED IT ALL.
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OR THEY SAY IT WAS A GROUP
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OF ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENTS
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FROM THE OLD ASYLUM
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THE NEXT COUNTY OVER.
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>> OKAY, SO WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHICH IS IT?
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'CAUSE THAT'S, LIKE, TWO
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COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORIES.
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>> I THOUGHT YOU
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WERE THE NICE ONE.
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>> I'M SORRY.
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>> AW, THAT'S OKAY.
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BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW,
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IT WAS BOTH.
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[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
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LEGEND HAS IT,
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THERE WAS A FAMILY OF WITCHES
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AND WIZARDS THAT FOUNDED
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THIS HERE AREA AND TOWN.
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THEY KEPT TO THEMSELVES, MOSTLY,
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NOT HARMIN' NO ONE.
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ALTHOUGH, THERE WERE RUMORS,
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AND PEOPLE WERE AFRAID OF THEM,
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OF COURSE.
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>> OF COURSE.
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>> SHH!
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>> SORRY.
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>> SHH!!
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>> ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYIN'...
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AFTER TIME, FOLKS GOT TO
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AVOIDING THEM FOR THE MOST PART.
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YOU SEE, THERE WAS A COUSIN,
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AND HE WEREN'T QUITE
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RIGHT IN THE HEAD.
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HE WOULD PRACTICE HIS
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INCANTATIONS OPENLY, SO PEOPLE
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COULD SEE, SCARIN' PEOPLE.
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ONE DAY, THOUGH, HE KIDNAPS
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HIMSELF ONE OF THE TOWNSFOLK'S
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KIDS, AND HE DOES SOMETHING
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TERRIBLE, AND TORTURES
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THE POOR KID, AND SACRIFICES HIM
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IN A DARK RITUAL.
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[ CHILD SCREAMING ]
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>> NO, NO!
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[ KNIFE STABBING ]
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>> WELL, THE TOWNSFOLKS
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GET ALL STIRRED UP,
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AND THEY GO TO THE FAMILY'S
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HOUSE AND STORM IT.
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THEY GRAB THE COUSIN
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AND TWO OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS,
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AND HAD A QUICK TRIAL.
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[ COLLECTIVE ANGRY CHATTER ]
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[ GAVEL CLACKING ]
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THEY FOUND THEM
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ALL GUILTY, AS THE COUSIN
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LAUGHED AND SPAT.
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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WELL, THE TOWNSFOLK
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HAD THEM ALL COMMITTED
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TO THE ASYLUM, WHERE, THROUGH
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TREATMENT, THEY WENT MAD.
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[ ELECTRICAL ZAPPING ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
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NOW, THE HEADS OF THE FAMILY
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GOT PLENTY ANGRY,
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AND THEY WENT TO THE ASYLUM
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AND KILLED EVERYONE THERE.
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PATIENTS, DOCTORS, ANYONE
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AND EVERYONE TO FREE THEIR KIN.
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THEY ESCAPED, AND MADE IT BACK
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TO THEIR HOMESTEAD.
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WHEN THE TOWNSFOLKS FOUND OUT,
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THEY BROKE INTO THE HOUSE
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AND DRUG THEM ALL OUT,
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AND HANGED THEM.
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[ COLLECTIVE ANGRY CHATTER ]
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[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
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THEN, THEY BURNED
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THE HOUSE AND PROPERTY DOWN,
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AND SALTED THE EARTH
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TO MAKE SURE NOTHING
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HAPPENED THERE.
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THE FAMILY TOOK A LONG TIME TO
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DIE, THOUGH, WHILE SPOUTING OFF
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CURSES AND SPELLS.
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[ MYSTICAL INCANTATIONS ]
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WHEN THEY FINALLY DIED,
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THE TOWNSFOLK DIDN'T WANT
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TO BURN THE BODIES.
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SO THEY TOOK THEM DEEP
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INTO THE WOODS,
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SECRET-LIKE, 'CAUSE NOT
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ALL THE FAMILY WAS CAUGHT.
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THE TOWNSFOLK BELIEVED
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THAT THE FREE ONES COULD
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RESURRECT THE DEAD ONES,
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OR SOME SUCH NONSENSE.
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[ CHANTING ]
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SO A FEW OF THE BRAVE
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TOWNSMEN BURIED THE BODIES
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IN A SMALL CEMETERY THAT
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THEY HAD CREATED, HIDDEN AWAY
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SO NO ONE COULD FIND THEM.
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>> THIS IS ALL FASCINATING,
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BUT WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO
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WITH THE SCARECROW?
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>> PATIENCE, LAD.
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CHILL OUT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
382
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NOW, WHERE WAS I?
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OH YES, THE SCARECROW.
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YOU SEE, THE TOWNSFOLK DIDN'T
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THINK TO WARD OFF THE CEMETERY,
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OR GET A WISE WOMAN
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OR WICCAN TO BLESS IT,
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SO THE DARK POWER SEEPED OUT.
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IT HAD FOUND, NOT TOO FAR AWAY--
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THERE WAS A CORNFIELD,
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LONG OVERGROWN, COMPLETE WITH
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AN ABANDONED SCARECROW.
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WELL, THOSE POWERS SEEPED INTO
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THAT THING, AND GAVE IT
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A HORRIBLE LIFE.
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SOME SAY IT AVENGES UPON
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THE DESCENDANTS OF THE TOWNSFOLK
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WHO HUNG THE FAMILY.
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SOME SAY IT SEARCHES FOR
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THE REMAINING FAMILY MEMBER.
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BUT IT LIVES AND EXISTS
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FOR PURELY EVIL PURPOSES.
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[ HISSING ]
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[ THUNDER CRACKLING ]
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>> SO DID THE ESCAPED FAMILY
406
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MEMBER EVER COME BACK?
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DID ANYTHING EVER HAPPEN?
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>> NO, NOTHING EVER
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REALLY HAPPENED.
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THEY SAY HE CHANGED HIS NAME,
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MOVED OUT OF TOWN.
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BEEN HIDDEN EVER SINCE.
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>> HE?
414
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,589
>> OR SHE.
415
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,425
>> SO, THAT REALLY HAPPENED?
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00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:31,264
>> WELL, KIND OF, SORTA.
417
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>> WELL, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE JUST
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GO DIG UP THE CEMETERY
419
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,003
AND WARD IT, OR BIND IT
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00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,537
LIKE YOU SAID?
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00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,539
>> NO ONE KNOWS WHERE IT IS.
422
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,407
>> YOU SAID IT ONLY COMES OUT
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00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,342
EVERY 30 YEARS?
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>> 15.
425
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,512
>> EVERY 15 YEARS?
426
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,748
>> OOO, SCARY!
427
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,382
[ CHUCKLING ]
428
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,250
>> WELL, THE GRAVEYARD'S
429
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:50,850
SUPPOSED TO BE AROUND
430
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:51,918
THE HARPER LAKE AREA.
431
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,520
SO THERE YOU GO.
432
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,221
>> HASN'T ANYONE EVER
433
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,888
GONE LOOKING FOR IT?
434
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,424
>> WOULD YOU?
435
00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,759
ANYONE THAT HAS IS--
436
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,028
>> THEY'VE ALL DISAPPEARED,
437
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:01,861
RIGHT?
438
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,730
[ LAUGHING ]
439
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:04,897
>> WELL, SOME HAVE.
440
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,033
SOME GET LOST AND NEVER FIND
441
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,534
THEIR WAY BACK, AND SOME
442
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,503
DON'T FIND ANYTHING AT ALL.
443
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,171
>> DON'T WORRY.
444
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,705
I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE.
445
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,042
NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.
446
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:15,942
I MEAN, I'VE HEARD THE STORIES,
447
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,377
BUT THAT'S ALL THEY ARE,
448
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,279
STORIES TO SCARE KIDS.
449
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,647
YOU DON'T GO TO SLEEP,
450
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,881
THE SCARECROW'LL GET YA.
451
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:22,549
STUFF LIKE THAT.
452
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,716
[ CHUCKLING ]
453
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:24,617
>> EAT YOUR VEGGIES
454
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,353
OR THE SCARECROW'LL GET YA!
455
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,254
[ SQUEALING AND LAUGHING ]
456
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:27,787
>> AW, DON'T WORRY
457
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,156
YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD.
458
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:29,656
YOU GOT RALPH TO
459
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,859
TAKE CARE OF YA.
460
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,494
IT'S JUST A STORY,
461
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,096
IN EXCHANGE FOR FREE DRINKS.
462
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,064
I DON'T GET TO SPEND MUCH TIME
463
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,831
WITH PRETTY GIRLS LIKE YOU.
464
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:39,832
>> YOU OLD CHARMER.
465
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,600
>> MM-HMM.
466
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,334
[ SCOFFING ]
467
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,935
>> WE SHOULD GET GOING.
468
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,071
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
469
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,838
LET'S GET A PICTURE WITH DOC.
470
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:46,973
>> SHIT.
471
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,509
YOU ARE WRITING A BOOK.
472
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,678
>> I JUST LIKE PICTURES.
473
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:53,913
EXCUSE ME, WILL YOU
474
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,083
TAKE THIS SHOT FOR US?
475
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,884
>> UH, SURE.
476
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,619
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
477
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,554
>> THANK YOU.
478
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,759
>> OOH.
479
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,398
[ CAMERA CLICKING ]
480
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,867
[ MUSIC ]
481
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,971
[ FROGS CROAKING ]
482
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,351
>> OVER HERE.
483
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,620
I THINK I FOUND IT.
484
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,630
>> YUP, THIS IS IT.
485
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,432
HARPER LAKE.
486
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,600
>> OKAY, SO I THINK THE TENT
487
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,170
SHOULD GO HERE, AND FIRE HERE.
488
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,142
>> I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
489
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,452
LAST ONE IN'S A SQUARE!
490
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,022
[ SPLASHING AND GIGGLING ]
491
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,460
>> NOT... NOT YOU?
492
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,060
[ CHUCKLING ]
493
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,195
>> NO.
494
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,028
THEY'RE GONNA BE DRINKING AND
495
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,231
SMOKING, AND THE TENT WON'T BE
496
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:18,965
PUT UP, AND THE FIRE
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00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,667
WON'T BE BUILT.
498
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,034
>> I'LL HELP.
499
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,303
>> NO, IT'S FINE.
500
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,772
GO HAVE FUN.
501
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,075
>> I CAN'T SWIM.
502
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,943
>> OKAY, COME ON.
503
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,595
[ DISTANT COYOTE HOWLING ]
504
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,262
>> YOU'RE NOT STILL WORRIED
505
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,699
ABOUT DOC'S STORIES, ARE YA?
506
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,201
>> UM, NO.
507
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,269
I MEAN, THEY'RE JUST STORIES,
508
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,771
RIGHT?
509
00:18:58,771 --> 00:18:59,506
[ SIGHING ]
510
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,039
I'M JUST WORRIED
511
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,274
ABOUT THOSE TWO,
512
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:04,211
AND MY IDIOT COUSIN JANELLE.
513
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:04,711
>> I WOULDN'T WORRY,
514
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,279
THEY'RE WITH GEORGE.
515
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:06,713
>> THAT'S WHAT
516
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,815
I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
517
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,217
[ CHUCKLING ]
518
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,318
>> YOU KNOW,
519
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,419
YOU'RE A LOT MORE FUN
520
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,287
THAN SHE SAID YOU'D BE.
521
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,289
>> WHO?
522
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,056
>> JANELLE.
523
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,026
SHE SAID YOU CAN BE KIND OF A...
524
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:20,860
A PRUDE.
525
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,128
>> WHAT?
526
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,330
[ LOUD YELLING ]
527
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,598
[ LAUGHTER ]
528
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,333
>> OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE
529
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,400
SEEN YOUR FACES.
530
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,601
OH MY GOD.
531
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,270
>> THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
532
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,238
>> YEAH, IT IS.
533
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,539
[ CHUCKLING ]
534
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,073
>> CHECK OUT WHAT WE FOUND.
535
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,908
[ MUSIC ]
536
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,244
>> WHERE'D YOU FIND THAT?
537
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,411
>> UH, I FOUND IT ON A SCARECROW
538
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,946
IN THE FIELD BACK THERE.
539
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,581
>> BY THE CEMETERY?
540
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,483
>> YEAH, WHY?
541
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,386
>> YOU HEARD THE STORIES.
542
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:46,953
>> WHA-- WHAT DID YOU
543
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:47,954
DO THAT FOR?
544
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,021
>> SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THAT
545
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,891
OLD MAN SAID, ABOUT SCARECROW
546
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,261
OF THE LAKE, OR SOME DUMB SHIT.
547
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,928
YOU ARE SO NAIVE.
548
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:56,996
THOSE STORIES WERE JUST MADE UP
549
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:57,630
TO KEEP US FROM
550
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,900
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
551
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,335
>> WELL?
552
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,770
>> DON'T WORRY, DEAR.
553
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,472
IN ALL THE MONSTER STORIES,
554
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,539
IT'S ALWAYS THE VIRGIN
555
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,375
THAT GETS TO BE THE HERO.
556
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,477
YOU CAN SAVE US ALL.
557
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,344
>> FUCK YOU.
558
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,513
[ CHUCKLING ]
559
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,349
>> JUST LET HER GO.
560
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,150
SHE CAN COOL OFF.
561
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,487
>> BESIDES, I BROUGHT THIS.
562
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:23,189
HEYYYY.
563
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,858
>> NOW WE HAVE A CHANCE TO CHAT.
564
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:33,466
[ THUDDING FOOTSTEPS ]
565
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:49,449
[ MUSIC ]
566
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,429
[ BONG BUBBLING ]
567
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,134
>> I'M GOIN' AFTER HER.
568
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,235
>> UGH, IT'S NOT LIKE
569
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,338
YOU'RE GONNA GET ANY!
570
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,706
AT LEAST FROM HER, ANYWAY.
571
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,344
>> COOL IT, BITCH.
572
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,712
I SAID HE'S OFF LIMITS.
573
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,881
>> YEAH, BUT...
574
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:26,252
>> MAYBE WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN
575
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:27,920
WITH CLAIRE LATER?
576
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,456
>> THAT SOUNDS PEACHY.
577
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:29,989
I'D RATHER HAVE SOME FUN
578
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,024
RIGHT NOW.
579
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:37,464
[ BONG BUBBLING ]
580
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,431
>> COME ON.
581
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,567
>> ALL RIGHT.
582
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,404
>> I SAID LATER.
583
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,373
MAYBE.
584
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,107
>> THERE YOU GO.
585
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,942
BYE.
586
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:56,182
>> HE'S OFF LIMITS...
587
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:59,085
SHE'S MY COUSIN...
588
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,688
I SAID, LATER...
589
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:03,623
MAYBE...
590
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,693
YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE OUT HERE?
591
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,160
FUCKIN' BITCH!
592
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,696
FUCKIN' HOPE THE FUCKIN'
593
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,998
SCARECROW GETS YOU.
594
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:17,404
[ MUSIC ]
595
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,672
FUCKIN' BITCH.
596
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,412
[ GASPING ]
597
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:26,879
[ SNARLING ]
598
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,281
[ GAGGING ]
599
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,694
>> SMOOTH.
600
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,430
I'M SO GONNA GET LOST.
601
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,097
WITHOUT A FRICKIN' FLASHLIGHT,
602
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,099
WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?
603
00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:05,051
>> ONE-PUMP CHUMP.
604
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,853
HOW FUCKING ANNOYING.
605
00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:07,887
I CHANGED MY MIND, CLAIRE,
606
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,589
YOU CAN HAVE...
607
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:10,457
>> HEY, COME BACK, COME BACK,
608
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:11,491
I NEED TO TRY AGAIN.
609
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,358
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!
610
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:14,093
GIVE--
611
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:16,929
[ GROWLING ]
612
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,264
[ GRUNTING ]
613
00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,232
[ SNARLING ]
614
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,635
[ GROANING ]
615
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,806
[ SKULL CRUNCHING ]
616
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,943
>> JO!
617
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:34,046
JOSEPHINE, RUN!
618
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,848
[ SCREAMING ]
619
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,096
[ STICKS CRACKING ]
620
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,944
>> OH, SHIT!
621
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:19,325
[ SIGHING ]
622
00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:22,529
IT'S JUST A SCARECROW.
623
00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:26,432
WHAT THE FUCK?
624
00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:28,434
[ SNARLING ]
625
00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:29,769
>> AND...
626
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:32,071
AS RALPH DROPPED HIS LIGHTER,
627
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,640
THE CREATURE DEVOURED HIM...
628
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,642
SWALLOWED HIS SOUL...
629
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,844
DAMNING HIM FOR ALL ETERNITY.
630
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,546
>> WAIT, WAIT, SO WAS THERE
631
00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:40,880
MORE THAN ONE SCARECROW?
632
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,981
OR HOW DID IT GET FROM
633
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,817
CAMP TO RALPH SO FAST?
634
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,285
>> WHO'S TELLIN' THE STORY HERE?
635
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,554
>> JESUS, TRAV,
636
00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:48,855
IT'S JUST A STORY.
637
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:50,222
AM I RIGHT, BEC?
638
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:51,290
>> HMM?
639
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,258
>> GOD, STOP FLIRTING
640
00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:54,060
WITH EVERY MALE YOU SEE.
641
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:55,461
>> I WASN'T FLIRTING WITH YOU.
642
00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:56,996
>> OOH, BURN!
643
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,064
>> COME ON, YOU TWO, LOCK IT UP.
644
00:24:58,064 --> 00:24:59,398
I WANNA HEAR THE REST OF THIS.
645
00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:00,266
>> NO, COME ON, TRAVIS,
646
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,734
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
647
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:05,037
>> AW, YOU SCARED?
648
00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:06,338
>> HOLD UP.
649
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,641
IT'S JUST AN URBAN LEGEND,
650
00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:09,408
RIGHT?
651
00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:10,476
>> WELL, THERE IS TRUTH TO ALL
652
00:25:10,476 --> 00:25:12,278
URBAN LEGENDS, ISN'T THERE?
653
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:13,613
>> SO WHAT HAPPENED?
654
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:14,380
>> COME ON, IT KILLED THEM ALL,
655
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:15,314
RIGHT?
656
00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:16,315
>> BECAUSE THEY SKINNY DIPPED
657
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:17,383
AND HAD SEX?
658
00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:20,086
>> AND GOT DRUNK, AND HIGH.
659
00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:20,820
>> AND LET'S NOT FORGET,
660
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:22,221
SOMEBODY DEFILED THE SCARECROW.
661
00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,289
>> AND IT GOT THEM ALL.
662
00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,724
>> EXCEPT...
663
00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:25,958
THE VIRGIN.
664
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:26,325
[all together]
665
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:27,927
>> EXCEPT THE VIRGIN.
666
00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:28,628
>> WELL, I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO
667
00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:29,596
TELL THE REST OF THE STORY,
668
00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:30,062
SINCE YOU ALL HAVE IT
669
00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:31,030
FIGURED OUT.
670
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,865
>> WAIT, SO...
671
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,166
WAS ALL THIS UP AT THE LAKE,
672
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,668
BY THE HILLS?
673
00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:37,870
>> AYE, T'WAS, T'WAS.
674
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:40,006
LET ALL WARY TRAVELERS BEWARE,
675
00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:41,941
SPOIL NOT NATURE.
676
00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:42,675
>> HEY, WE ARE
677
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:43,776
ONLY GOING CAMPING.
678
00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:44,243
>> YEAH, YOU'RE KINDA
679
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,712
HARSHING OUR BUZZES.
680
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:46,312
>> YOU CITY FOLK
681
00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:48,014
ARE ALL THE SAME,
682
00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:49,248
TRAIPSIN' THROUGH NATURE
683
00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:49,749
AND GOIN' WHERE
684
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,217
YOU AREN'T WANTED.
685
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,184
YOU NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT
686
00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,954
WHAT ISN'T YOURS.
687
00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:56,155
STRANGE AND DARK THINGS
688
00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:58,357
LURK IN THE NIGHT...
689
00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:00,192
AND IN THOSE WOODS.
690
00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:02,161
YOU'D BEST BE CAREFUL.
691
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:03,830
[ CLATTERING ]
692
00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:04,697
DAMN IT, DOC!
693
00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:05,798
STOP MAKIN' A MESS!
694
00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:06,633
>> SORRY, JO.
695
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:07,299
I GOT ALL CAUGHT UP
696
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,701
IN YOUR STORY.
697
00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:10,637
>> THIS ISN'T FUNNY, GUYS.
698
00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:11,170
>> OH, SHE'S JUST
699
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,939
TRYING TO SCARE US.
700
00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:13,840
WE WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS.
701
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,373
I MEAN, WHY WASN'T IT
702
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:14,941
ON THE NEWS?
703
00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:15,441
>> WAIT A MINUTE,
704
00:26:15,441 --> 00:26:16,408
HOLD THE GODDAMN PHONE.
705
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,309
DOC, DID YOU SAY?
706
00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,746
AS IN, DOC FROM THE STORY?
707
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:20,647
AND THEN, JO?
708
00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:22,248
JO IS SHORT FOR JOSEPHINE?
709
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,650
>> WAIT, SO YOUR COUSIN WAS
710
00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:25,451
KILLED BY THE SCARECROW?
711
00:26:25,451 --> 00:26:26,986
>> AND RALPH?
712
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,788
POOR RALPH?
713
00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,056
>> CLEARLY, DOC AND JOSEPHINE
714
00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,224
WERE MEMBERS OF THE COVEN
715
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,893
THAT WAS TERRORIZING THE TOWN.
716
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:37,063
AT LEAST, JOSEPHINE WAS.
717
00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:37,664
WHAT THE FUCK?
718
00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:38,364
PAY ATTENTION TO THE STORY.
719
00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:39,465
[ LAUGHING ]
720
00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:40,466
>> HOW ABOUT THIS,
721
00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:41,033
CAN WE GET ONE MORE
722
00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:42,201
ROUND OF SHOTS?
723
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:43,402
I'LL PICK UP THE TAB, AND THEN
724
00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,204
WE'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR.
725
00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:46,973
>> WOULD YOU STOP THAT?
726
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:47,339
>> WHAT?
727
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,040
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM,
728
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,008
QUIT TELLIN' ME WHAT TO DO.
729
00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:51,177
>> THERE YOU GO, ON THE HOUSE.
730
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:53,179
>> WHY THANK YOU, LADY.
731
00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:56,716
>> I'M REALLY NOT SURE
732
00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:58,284
I WANT ONE.
733
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,552
>> FINE, YOU CAN DRIVE.
734
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:01,420
SALUTE!
735
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:02,889
>> NOSTROVIA.
736
00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:04,023
>> HERE'S TO A WEEKEND,
737
00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,257
AND HONOR.
738
00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:07,694
>> HA, YOU WISH!
739
00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:08,795
>> OH, BEC.
740
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:10,096
>> I'LL TELL YOU SOMETIME.
741
00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,263
>> DON'T YOU MEAN SHOW HER?
742
00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:12,098
EW...
743
00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:12,765
>> HEY, WHATEVER.
744
00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:15,034
LET'S JUST TAKE THESE SHOTS.
745
00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:17,303
I GOTTA RUN TO
746
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:18,838
THE LITTLE BOY'S ROOM.
747
00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:20,973
>> YOU SAID IT, NOT US.
748
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,710
>> WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS WAY?
749
00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:24,310
>> WHAT WAY?
750
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:25,611
YOU'RE JUST WAVING AT ME.
751
00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:26,245
[ LAUGHING ]
752
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:28,180
>> YUP.
753
00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:36,789
>> WHY DID YOU DO THAT
754
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:38,958
TO YOUR HAIR?
755
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:39,558
[ CHUCKLING ]
756
00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:40,059
>> YOU'RE ALWAYS
757
00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:42,795
ACTING LIKE MY MOM, GOD.
758
00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:43,462
>> SHOT?
759
00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:45,397
>> YEAH.
760
00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:46,232
>> HOLY SHIT.
761
00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:48,300
>> OH, FUCK.
762
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,970
>> YO, HOLY SHIT.
763
00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:53,139
IS THIS DOC RIGHT HERE?
764
00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:56,475
>> WHAT THE FUCK, DOC?
765
00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:58,745
YOU WERE OLD BACK THEN, TOO?
766
00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:00,146
>> HEY, DON'T BE RUDE.
767
00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:00,813
I'VE STAYED YOUNG
768
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:01,881
ALL THESE YEARS.
769
00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:02,481
>> MAN, I HOPE TO LOOK
770
00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:03,549
HALF AS GOOD AS YOU, MAN,
771
00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:05,084
WHEN I'M WHATEVER AGE YOU ARE.
772
00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:06,218
AND THEY SAY BLACK DON'T CRACK,
773
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:06,886
FUCK.
774
00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,320
[ CHUCKLING ]
775
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:08,955
>> OH MY GOD,
776
00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:11,623
JOSEPHINE, IS THAT YOU?
777
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,993
YOU WERE SO PRETTY.
778
00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:15,995
YOU'RE STILL SO PRETTY!
779
00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:18,097
>> YOU'RE TOO KIND.
780
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,633
>> IS THAT RALPH AND GEORGE?
781
00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:22,501
THEY'RE CUTE.
782
00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:23,135
>> ALL RIGHT,
783
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:25,337
THAT'S ENOUGH REMINISCING.
784
00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:27,573
YOU GUYS GO ON, HAVE FUN.
785
00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:29,441
BE SAFE.
786
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,044
>> DOC.
787
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:32,979
>> THANK YOU.
788
00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:35,081
THANK YOU FOR BEING SO NICE.
789
00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:40,019
>> COOL BAR.
790
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:40,920
I HATE CAMPING.
791
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:41,954
I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK.
792
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,122
AT LEAST KEL AND I.
793
00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,291
>> LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT.
794
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:48,527
>> YOU KNOW WHAT
795
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:50,863
I'M THINKIN', WYATT?
796
00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:52,164
>> WELL, I'M A' GUESSIN' IT
797
00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:53,665
AIN'T THE GEOPOLITICAL UPHEAVAL
798
00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:54,500
OUR COUNTRY'S BEEN GOIN'
799
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,936
THROUGH, NOR THE IMPLICATIONS
800
00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:58,037
OF THE RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
801
00:28:58,037 --> 00:28:59,371
CONSPIRIN' TO BRING ABOUT
802
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,073
THE END TIMES, NOR ANY
803
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:01,941
OF THE SO-CALLED
804
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:02,809
CONSPIRACIES FACING
805
00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:04,844
OUR CORRUPT BANKING SYSTEM,
806
00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,312
OR THE RAMPANT CAPITALISM
807
00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:08,981
FOR THE LAST THREE DECADES.
808
00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:10,883
>> I MEAN, THAT IS ON MY MIND,
809
00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,584
BUT NO.
810
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,086
>> UH, DWINDLIN' POPULATION OF
811
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,421
THE WORLD'S BEES, AND WHAT
812
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:16,222
THAT MEANS WHEN THE CROPS
813
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,723
AREN'T FERTILIZED?
814
00:29:17,723 --> 00:29:19,358
UH, SUPER CORPORATIONS PUSHING
815
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:20,626
THE GMOs ON THE WORLD,
816
00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:21,460
WHEN IN FACT, IT'S THOSE
817
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,195
SAME CORPORATIONS AND GMOs
818
00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:24,330
ENGINEERING SAID
819
00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,966
DISTRACTION OF BEES?
820
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,667
>> I MEAN, I DO KIND OF HAVE MY
821
00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,169
OWN THEORY ON THAT, BUT PERHAPS
822
00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:30,903
WE COULD COVER THAT
823
00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:32,104
ANOTHER TIME?
824
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,572
>> PERHAPS...
825
00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,141
SPACE EXPLORATION,
826
00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:35,842
AND THE DECLINE
827
00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:37,376
OF THE SPACE PROGRAM?
828
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:38,144
>> NOPE.
829
00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:40,012
>> TAYLOR SWIFT'S NEW SINGLE?
830
00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:42,014
>> NO!
831
00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:42,849
> WELL, JUDGING BY THE GLEAM
832
00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:44,683
IN YOUR EYE, THE STORY
833
00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:45,551
OLD JOSEPHINE WAS
834
00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:46,752
TELLIN' THEM KIDS,
835
00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:48,354
THE FACT THE ONE WAS SCARED,
836
00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:49,421
ONE WAS RUDE,
837
00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:51,390
AND ONE WAS FLIRTIN' WITH YA,
838
00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:52,324
I'D SAY YOU WANNA GO OUT
839
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,192
AND SCARE THE EVER-LIVIN'
840
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,393
BEJEEZUS OUT OF THOSE KIDS WITH
841
00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:56,328
SOME OLD SCARECROW OUTFITS, EVEN
842
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:59,198
THOUGH THAT WOULD NOT BE P.C.
843
00:29:59,198 --> 00:29:59,866
>> IT'S AMAZIN', MAN.
844
00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:00,867
HOW DID YOU DO THAT WYATT?
845
00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:02,234
YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.
846
00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:02,935
THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT
847
00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,270
I WAS THINKIN', MAN.
848
00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:04,803
>> WELL WHY COULDN'T YOU
849
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,372
JUST SAY THAT?
850
00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:07,506
I'M IN LIKE FLYNN.
851
00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:08,740
[ CHUCKLING ]
852
00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:11,543
>> WAIT, WYATT, WHO'S FLYNN?
853
00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:12,011
>> IT'S JUST AN
854
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:12,979
EXPRESSION, VIRG.
855
00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:15,848
>> OH, OKAY.
856
00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:16,682
>> WHAT DO YOU TWO MISCREANTS
857
00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:17,783
THINK YOU'RE UP TO?!
858
00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:21,120
>> OH, NOTHIN' JOSEPHINE!
859
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:21,753
>> YOU'RE LEAVIN' EARLY
860
00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,255
ON FRIDAY NIGHT?
861
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:25,124
SOMETHIN' SMELLS FISHY.
862
00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:26,225
>> UH, WELL, YOU DID MAKE US
863
00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:28,094
A FISH FRY EARLIER, MA'AM.
864
00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:28,827
>> YOU DID DO THAT.
865
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:29,261
>> DON'T GET SMART
866
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:30,196
WITH ME, FOOL.
867
00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:31,063
YOU TWO ARE FIXIN' TO GO UP AND
868
00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:32,664
DO SOMETHING TO THOSE CITY KIDS.
869
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:33,866
>> OH, COME ON NOW,
870
00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:34,766
WE WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT.
871
00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,936
THAT'S JUST CRUEL, JOSEPHINE.
872
00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:37,536
>> YOU GO TRAIPSIN' THROUGH
873
00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:38,204
THOSE WOODS, YOU DON'T KNOW
874
00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,805
WHAT YOU'LL STIR UP.
875
00:30:39,805 --> 00:30:40,706
>> OH, COME NOW.
876
00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:41,941
THOSE WAS JUST STORIES YOU WAS
877
00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:43,775
TELLIN' THEM KIDS, RIGHT?
878
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:45,644
YOU KNOW, FAIRY TALES TO AMUSE
879
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,013
THE FANTASTICALLY BORED,
880
00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:48,180
UNCARING YOUTHS OF
881
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,348
THE TECHNO AGE?
882
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,382
>> METAPHORS.
883
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:51,583
METAPHORS AGAINST THE DANGERS
884
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,986
OF PREMARITAL SEX, DRUG USE,
885
00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:54,853
RECKLESS DRINKIN',
886
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,889
AND WILD ABANDON OF YOUTH.
887
00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:58,157
>> WELL, SINCE YOU TWO
888
00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,558
KNOW BETTER, DON'T SAY
889
00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:01,327
I DIDN'T WARN YA.
890
00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:02,929
ANOTHER BEER, DOC?
891
00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:04,931
>> YOU KNOW, IT JO-JO.
892
00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:05,564
>> WYATT, HOW DO YOU THINK
893
00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:07,099
SHE KNEW, MAN?
894
00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:08,400
>> THEY SAY SHE'S A WITCH,
895
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,602
A WOMAN OF THE WOODS.
896
00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:11,170
>> A WITCH?
897
00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:11,770
COME ON, YOU DON'T BELIEVE
898
00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:12,771
THAT B.S., NOW WHAT--
899
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:13,539
>> SHH.
900
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:14,473
I DUNNO.
901
00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:15,507
I KNOW THAT THERE'S STRANGE
902
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:16,742
THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD
903
00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:17,676
THAT ARE BEYOND THE REASONIN'
904
00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:19,278
AND RECKONIN' OF US MORTALS.
905
00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:20,947
BUT IF SHE IS, OR HAPPENS TO BE
906
00:31:20,947 --> 00:31:24,183
A DABBLER IN THE ARTS, I DO NOT
907
00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:25,952
WISH TO COME AFOUL OF HER.
908
00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:27,153
>> SO WHAT I'M HEARIN' IS,
909
00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:27,853
YOU DON'T WANNA
910
00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:29,755
SCARE THESE KIDS, NOW?
911
00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:30,957
>> OH, HELL NO.
912
00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:31,958
WHAT ELSE WE GOT TO DO?
913
00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:32,491
[ LAUGHING ]
914
00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:34,660
>> LET'S GO.
915
00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,463
>> OH, BOYS...
916
00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:38,797
I AM NOT A WITCH.
917
00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:40,032
[ CHUCKLING ]
918
00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:41,000
AND DON'T COME CRAWLIN' BACK
919
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,534
HERE WHEN YOUR PLAN BACKFIRES!
920
00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:44,636
>> BYE-BYE!
921
00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:07,559
>> PRETTY SURE ONE OF THESE
922
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,695
GOTTA BE THE NORTH STAR, RIGHT?
923
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,041
>> HEY!
924
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:55,507
>> THINKIN' I GOT IT
925
00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:57,043
THIS TIME, MAN.
926
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,344
>> THANK YOU FOR YET ANOTHER
927
00:32:58,344 --> 00:33:00,446
CONSISTENTLY TERRIBLE IDEA.
928
00:33:05,884 --> 00:33:06,618
>> MAYBE JUST PRETEND
929
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:07,419
YOU'RE WORKIN' ON YOUR
930
00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,688
SCARY SCARECROW WALK.
931
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:29,708
SORRY.
932
00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:30,842
>> HEY, THESE OUTFITS
933
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,178
ARE REALLY STUPID.
934
00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,112
[ CHUCKLING ]
935
00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:34,246
>> YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA, MAN?
936
00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:35,381
COME ON!
937
00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:36,715
>> WELL, NO, BUT WHY DIDN'T
938
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:37,549
WE WAIT UNTIL WE FOUND 'EM
939
00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:39,085
TO PUT ALL THIS CRAP ON?
940
00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:39,951
>> I MEAN, THEY'RE STAYING OUT
941
00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:42,288
BY THE OLD LAKE.
942
00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:42,688
GONNA BE THAT WAY
943
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:44,656
OR THAT WAY, RIGHT?
944
00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:45,391
[ ANIMAL SCREECHING ]
945
00:33:45,391 --> 00:33:47,359
WHA-- OH CRAP, YOU HEAR THAT?
946
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,360
>> YOUR IMAGINATION
947
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,295
IS RUNNIN' AWAY WITH YOU.
948
00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:49,995
>> BUT, EH--
949
00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:50,996
>> JOSEPHINE'S STORIES
950
00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:53,532
ARE MESSIN' WITH YOUR HEAD.
951
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:54,100
>> OH, LET'S--
952
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,368
LET'S TRY THIS WAY, HUH?
953
00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:02,541
[ ANIMAL SCREECHING ]
954
00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:07,879
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
955
00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:17,956
>> IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME.
956
00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,358
>> MM-HMM.
957
00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:20,692
>> YOU, UH, HEADED HOME
958
00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:21,893
TO THE MISTER?
959
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:22,361
GONNA HAVE SOME
960
00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:23,962
FRIDAY NIGHT ACTIVITIES?
961
00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:25,764
[ CHUCKLING ]
962
00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:28,767
WELL?
963
00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:29,168
>> DON'T YOU WORRY
964
00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:30,436
ABOUT IT, DEAR.
965
00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:31,637
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT--
966
00:34:31,637 --> 00:34:32,138
ABOUT WHAT?
967
00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:33,172
ARE YOU STAYIN' AROUND HERE?
968
00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:35,207
BECAUSE--
969
00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:36,742
WELL, I-- I GOT THIS.
970
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:38,944
I AM A-OK.
971
00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:40,579
THE SHERIFF APPOINTED ME
972
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,448
HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN.
973
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:44,250
THE RIGHT HAND OF THE LAW.
974
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,352
>> MM-HMM, YOU KIDS THESE DAYS.
975
00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:48,053
>> KIDS?
976
00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:49,688
I THINK I'M OLDER THAN YOU ARE.
977
00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:52,724
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
978
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:53,459
>> VERY WELL.
979
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:54,160
I SUPPOSE THERE'S NOTHING
980
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:54,860
TO WORRY ABOUT, SINCE YOU HAVE
981
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,828
THAT LAW ENFORCEMENT DEGREE.
982
00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,464
>> CRIMINAL JUSTICE.
983
00:34:58,464 --> 00:34:59,365
>> CRIMINAL JUSTICE.
984
00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:00,632
WELL, YOU SHOULD BE JUST FINE,
985
00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:01,433
THEN, COMIN' FROM THE BIG CITY,
986
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:02,901
SHOULDN'T YA?
987
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:03,935
>> EVERYONE LOVES ME.
988
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,070
THEY ALL KNOW ME.
989
00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:07,005
I'VE BEEN HERE NEARLY A YEAR.
990
00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,507
>> MM-HMM, I SEE.
991
00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:09,608
YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOME THINGS IN
992
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,709
THIS COUNTRY THAT YOU CITY FOLKS
993
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:11,577
JUST DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
994
00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:13,612
YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF.
995
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,381
>> LIKE WHAT?
996
00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:16,982
LIKE WITCHES?
997
00:35:16,982 --> 00:35:18,184
MONSTERS?
998
00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:22,188
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
999
00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:22,788
>> DON'T BURN THE PLACE DOWN,
1000
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:23,289
MORGAN.
1001
00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:24,356
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.
1002
00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:26,592
>> YES, MA'AM.
1003
00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,227
>> AND DON'T MESS WITH MY DESK.
1004
00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:30,729
[ BANJO MUSIC ]
1005
00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:32,063
>> HEY, WYATT?
1006
00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:32,831
>> HUH?
1007
00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:33,732
>> WYATT, DID YOU EVER HEAR ANY
1008
00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:35,201
OF THOSE STORIES OL' JOSEPHINE
1009
00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:37,203
WAS TELLIN' BEFORE, MAN?
1010
00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,204
>> ABOUT THE SCARECROW?
1011
00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:39,438
>> THOSE ARE THE ONES.
1012
00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,672
>> VIRG, IF YOU KNEW THE STORIES
1013
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:42,007
I'VE HEARD ABOUT MOST THINGS,
1014
00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:43,041
YOU'D NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.
1015
00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:43,709
>> WHOA-WHOA-WHOA,
1016
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:44,976
SO IT IS TRUE?
1017
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:45,977
>> I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
1018
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,012
>> SO IT'S NOT TRUE?
1019
00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:48,214
>> DIDN'T SAY THAT EITHER.
1020
00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:48,547
>> WHAT THE HELL
1021
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:49,581
ARE YOU SAYIN', MAN?
1022
00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:50,749
>> I'M SAYIN', DAMN IT, VIRG,
1023
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:51,650
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE,
1024
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,684
DO YOU?
1025
00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:53,952
YOU DUN GOT US LOST!
1026
00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,086
>> AIN'T YOU THE OLDER ONE?
1027
00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:55,921
AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW
1028
00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:56,822
THE WHOLE WOODS LIKE
1029
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:59,358
THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, WYATT?
1030
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,260
>> WELL VIRG, CONSIDERING THIS
1031
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:04,330
WAS YOUR IDEA, I WAS OPERATING
1032
00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,397
UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT YOU
1033
00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:06,865
WAS THE LEADER OF THIS HERE
1034
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,934
EXPEDITION, AND DESPITE
1035
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:09,968
THE NUMEROUS OCCASIONS
1036
00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,270
WHEN YOUR PLANS BACKFIRED
1037
00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:12,804
UPON US, I WAS GIVIN' YOU
1038
00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:13,839
A CHANCE TO SHOW OFF
1039
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,341
YOUR LEADERSHIP ABILITY
1040
00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,409
AND WOODCRAFT LORE.
1041
00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:20,045
IT SEEMS I MAY HAVE ERRED.
1042
00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:20,779
[ ANIMAL SCREECHING ]
1043
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,581
>> SHH-SHH-SHH!
1044
00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:25,551
>> YOU DON'T HEAR SHIT.
1045
00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:27,586
[ ANIMAL SCREECHING LOUDER ]
1046
00:36:33,091 --> 00:36:33,592
>> HOLY CRAP!
1047
00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:34,125
HOLY CRAP!
1048
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:34,660
HOLY CRAP!
1049
00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:35,261
HOLY CRAP!
1050
00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,162
OH GOD!
1051
00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:39,831
WYATT?
1052
00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:41,567
WYATT, IS THAT YOU, MAN?
1053
00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:42,368
THIS IS NO TIME TO BE MESSIN'
1054
00:36:42,368 --> 00:36:44,270
AROUND WITH ME, WYATT.
1055
00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:45,637
YOU OUT THERE?
1056
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:47,706
[ YELPING ]
1057
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,844
[ SCREAMING ]
1058
00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:55,781
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD.
1059
00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:57,816
[ WHIMPERING ]
1060
00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:01,453
DAMN IT, WYATT!
1061
00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:02,721
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', MAN?
1062
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:03,289
TRYIN' TO SCARE THE PISS
1063
00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:04,423
OUT OF ME, MAN?
1064
00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:05,857
WALKIN' AROUND IN THESE WOODS.
1065
00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:07,693
CAN WE JUST GET THE KIDS?
1066
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:08,093
GOD--
1067
00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:08,860
[ GROWLING ]
1068
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:09,995
OH.
1069
00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:10,962
OH YOU'RE GETTIN' INTO
1070
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:13,064
CHARACTER, I SEE, OKAY.
1071
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,367
SAVE IT FOR THEM, MAN.
1072
00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,034
[ GROWLING ]
1073
00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:16,635
HEY!
1074
00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:19,137
COME ON!
1075
00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:25,311
[ MUSIC ]
1076
00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:27,446
[ GROWLING ]
1077
00:37:29,515 --> 00:37:31,082
>> IT'S YOUR TURN.
1078
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,084
DO JAMES EARL JONES.
1079
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:33,785
[ CHUCKLING ]
1080
00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:34,420
>> ALL RIGHT.
1081
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:35,521
SIMBA, YOU DELIBERATELY
1082
00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:36,988
DISOBEYED ME.
1083
00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:37,589
EVERYTHING THE LIGHT
1084
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:38,590
TOUCHES IS OUR KINGDOM--
1085
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:42,027
[ ANIMAL HOWLING ]
1086
00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:44,062
>> THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE.
1087
00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:46,097
>> STOP BEING SUCH A BABY.
1088
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,132
>> I DUNNO, BEC.
1089
00:37:47,132 --> 00:37:47,999
THOSE GUYS AT THE BAR
1090
00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:50,235
CREEPED ME OUT, TOO.
1091
00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:51,837
>> CAN YOU HELP ME OUT HERE?
1092
00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:53,505
>> I MEAN, IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY,
1093
00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:55,240
BUT IT'S FUN, THOUGH.
1094
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,008
>> IT'S NOT FUN ANYMORE.
1095
00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:57,843
>> COME ON, MAN, LIKE,
1096
00:37:57,843 --> 00:37:59,345
AN EVIL SCARECROW?
1097
00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:00,245
LIKE, I'D BE MORE CREEPED OUT
1098
00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:01,246
ABOUT FUTURE PEDOPHILES
1099
00:38:01,246 --> 00:38:02,981
OF AMERICA...
1100
00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:03,915
AT THE BAR.
1101
00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:04,383
>> RIGHT?
1102
00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:05,250
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'.
1103
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:06,352
IF MISS HUMPS-LOT OVER HERE
1104
00:38:06,352 --> 00:38:06,952
DIDN'T FLIRT WITH THEM THE WHOLE
1105
00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:09,621
TIME, GETTIN' 'EM ALL RILED UP.
1106
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,256
>> WHATEVER.
1107
00:38:11,256 --> 00:38:13,425
>> YOU WERE REALLY FLIRTY.
1108
00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:14,860
>> WHORISH.
1109
00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:17,363
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
1110
00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:19,097
[ STICKS CRACKING ]
1111
00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:20,065
>> WHO THE FUCK IS OUT THERE?!
1112
00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:21,199
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
1113
00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:21,833
>> SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!
1114
00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:22,468
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK
1115
00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:24,069
YOU'RE DOING?
1116
00:38:24,069 --> 00:38:25,003
>> I MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT 'EM
1117
00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:26,372
TO KNOW WHERE WE ARE.
1118
00:38:26,372 --> 00:38:26,938
>> YEAH, LIKE THEY CAN'T SEE
1119
00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:27,973
THAT IN THE FUCKIN' DARK.
1120
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:28,840
>> FUCK OFF.
1121
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,376
>> CAN WE PLEASE GO HOME?
1122
00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:31,109
>> ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
1123
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,177
COME ON, CALM DOWN.
1124
00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:33,011
MAYBE REBECCA WAS RIGHT.
1125
00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:33,845
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST STEP AWAY
1126
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:34,546
FROM THE FIRE
1127
00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:36,582
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
1128
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:41,853
[ CHUCKLING ]
1129
00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:42,788
>> OH YEAH.
1130
00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:44,590
I GOT THIS.
1131
00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:45,824
>> OH MY GOD.
1132
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,292
ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES
1133
00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:49,127
HAVE DONE WONDERS FOR YOU.
1134
00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:50,929
>> WHO BETTER TO PROTECT US?
1135
00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:54,766
>> NO, HE STAYS WITH ME!
1136
00:38:58,737 --> 00:38:59,405
>> YEAH, LET'S GO
1137
00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:01,940
GET US A SCARECROW.
1138
00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,742
OR A REDNECK.
1139
00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,844
WHATEVER.
1140
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:06,311
>> NO.
1141
00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:06,978
>> OH, LET'S GO GET US A
1142
00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:07,713
SCARECROW, OR A REDNECK,
1143
00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:08,179
WHATEVER-- NO!
1144
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:08,914
I JUST WANNA FUCKIN' SIT HERE
1145
00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,049
AND DRINK MY GODDAMN BEER.
1146
00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:11,517
>> LET'S GO!
1147
00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:13,652
>> NOPE, NOPE.
1148
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,057
>> LET'S GO!
1149
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:34,773
[ MUSIC ]
1150
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:37,175
>> DAGNABBIT, VIRG!
1151
00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:39,144
WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN US INTO?
1152
00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:44,750
I HATE YOU.
1153
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,059
OH, SHIT.
1154
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:55,961
IT'S THEM KIDS.
1155
00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:58,096
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
1156
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,470
>> DO YOU SEE-- DO YOU--
1157
00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:06,037
>> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
1158
00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:06,972
>> OKAY, SHH!
1159
00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:07,405
>> DID YOU SEE?
1160
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,608
>> OKAY.
1161
00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:10,141
>> FUCK!
1162
00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:12,444
>> YEAH.
1163
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:17,048
>> WELL, SHIT.
1164
00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:19,718
AIN'T THIS GRAND.
1165
00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:22,087
ANYBODY HERE?
1166
00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:24,790
>> LOOKIN' FOR US, CREEP?
1167
00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:26,658
[ GROANING ]
1168
00:40:26,658 --> 00:40:27,092
>> DO YOU THINK THIS
1169
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:27,993
IS FUCKING FUNNY,
1170
00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:30,295
TRYING TO SCARE US LIKE THAT?
1171
00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:31,663
WE'LL SHOW YOU.
1172
00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:34,265
[ GRUNTING ]
1173
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,201
>> VIRG...
1174
00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:42,173
[ GROANING ]
1175
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:53,985
[ MUSIC ]
1176
00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:55,086
>> WE DID IT.
1177
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:55,987
>> YEAH!
1178
00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,122
WE KILLED IT!
1179
00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:58,323
>> HEY, HEY, HEY!
1180
00:40:58,323 --> 00:40:59,991
GET BACK HERE!
1181
00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:02,193
[ INDISTINCT YELLING ]
1182
00:41:03,529 --> 00:41:04,696
>> SEE, TOLD YOU, MAN.
1183
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:05,263
REBECCA CAN TAKE CARE
1184
00:41:05,263 --> 00:41:06,798
OF HERSELF.
1185
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:07,533
>> YEAH, I GUESS SO,
1186
00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:08,534
BUT I REALLY THOUGHT
1187
00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:10,068
THERE WERE TWO OF 'EM.
1188
00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:11,803
>> I SHALL PROTECT YOU.
1189
00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:14,105
>> MY HERO.
1190
00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:31,189
>> STRANGE THINGS, JO.
1191
00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:33,024
I DON'T LIKE IT.
1192
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:35,293
>> THINK IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT?
1193
00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:36,194
>> WHO'S TO SAY?
1194
00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:37,929
IT'S BEEN QUIET FOR YEARS.
1195
00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:40,599
>> YEAH, WELL, CAN'T BE HELPED.
1196
00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:46,137
BEST TO PREPARE, JUST IN CASE.
1197
00:41:59,317 --> 00:41:59,785
>> ALL RIGHT,
1198
00:41:59,785 --> 00:42:00,285
WE'LL TRY THAT AGAIN.
1199
00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:01,119
YOU WANT YOU TO GO HIGH,
1200
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:01,920
AND I'LL GO LOW?
1201
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,054
OR YOU WANNA GO LOW?
1202
00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:03,655
>> OH...
1203
00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:06,057
I'LL-- I'LL TAKE THE HIGH ROAD.
1204
00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,726
>> GOOD CHOICE.
1205
00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:08,860
[singing] GLORY GLORY
1206
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,328
>> WAIT.
1207
00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:12,831
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE COMING
1208
00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:14,933
OF THE GLORY OF THE LORD
1209
00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:15,601
>> I GUESS WE DON'T
1210
00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:16,501
KNOW THE LYRICS, FATHER.
1211
00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:17,736
>> WE DON'T KNOW THE LYRICS.
1212
00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:21,339
AND SAINTS GO MARCHING IN
1213
00:42:21,339 --> 00:42:25,276
GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH
1214
00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:29,214
GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH
1215
00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:32,618
GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH
1216
00:42:32,618 --> 00:42:35,687
HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING ON
1217
00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:36,722
>> OH, THAT'S A WONDERFUL SONG.
1218
00:42:36,722 --> 00:42:37,656
>> WELL DONE, WELL DONE.
1219
00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:38,256
>> WONDERFUL SONG.
1220
00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:39,024
>> I LOVE YOUR VOICE, FATHER.
1221
00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:40,626
IT'S LIKE A CHORUS OF ANGELS.
1222
00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:41,259
>> YEAH, I REALLY FELT
1223
00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:43,094
THE SPIRIT ON THAT ONE.
1224
00:42:45,731 --> 00:42:46,431
>> MAN, I STILL CAN'T SEE
1225
00:42:46,431 --> 00:42:48,834
NOTHIN' OUTTA THESE MASKS, MAN.
1226
00:42:48,834 --> 00:42:51,870
[ GRUNTING ]
1227
00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:52,403
DAMN IT, WYATT,
1228
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,673
WE FOUND MORE ASPHALT, MAN.
1229
00:42:54,673 --> 00:42:55,506
UNLESS THESE KIDS ARE CAMPIN'
1230
00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:56,341
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET,
1231
00:42:56,341 --> 00:42:56,842
I DON'T THINK WE GOING
1232
00:42:56,842 --> 00:42:58,877
THE RIGHT WAY!
1233
00:42:58,877 --> 00:42:59,344
OH CRAP, THERE'S
1234
00:42:59,344 --> 00:42:59,911
A CAR COMIN', MAN!
1235
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:00,746
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
1236
00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:04,115
GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH
1237
00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:05,483
GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH
1238
00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:05,951
THEY CAN'T SEE US
1239
00:43:05,951 --> 00:43:07,485
LIKE THIS, MAN!
1240
00:43:07,485 --> 00:43:08,353
HALLELUJAH
1241
00:43:08,353 --> 00:43:09,220
>> DEAR GOD,
1242
00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:10,922
WHAT IS THAT UP THERE?
1243
00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:11,422
>> OH MY...
1244
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:12,457
>> YOU SEE THAT?
1245
00:43:12,457 --> 00:43:13,324
>> IT'S HORRIBLE.
1246
00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:14,459
[ CAR HORN HONKING ]
1247
00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:17,028
>> COME ON, MAN!
1248
00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:18,563
>> OH GOD, IT'S TERRIBLE!
1249
00:43:18,563 --> 00:43:20,131
>> GO, GO, GO, GO!!!
1250
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:20,966
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
1251
00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,834
JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL?!
1252
00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:25,003
OH MY GOD, JESUS CHRIST!
1253
00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:25,536
>> LET'S GET THE FUCK
1254
00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:26,504
OUT OF HERE!
1255
00:43:26,504 --> 00:43:29,741
[ BANJO MUSIC ]
1256
00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:32,210
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
1257
00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:37,215
[ PHONE RINGING ]
1258
00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:38,116
>> HELLO, GOOD EVENING,
1259
00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,250
SHERIFF'S STATION.
1260
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:41,552
DEPUTY SHERIFF MORGAN SPEAKING.
1261
00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:42,587
WHOA!
1262
00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:44,923
WHOA, EASY.
1263
00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:46,191
FATHER...
1264
00:43:46,191 --> 00:43:47,693
FATHER ROTHSTEIN.
1265
00:43:47,693 --> 00:43:49,961
SETTLE DOWN, WHAT--
1266
00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:55,701
A WHAT?
1267
00:43:55,701 --> 00:43:58,804
UH, REALLY?
1268
00:43:58,804 --> 00:44:01,139
YOU DON'T SAY?
1269
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,241
AND IT'S A SCARECROW?
1270
00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:06,244
OKAY.
1271
00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:08,780
OKAY, UH--
1272
00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:11,616
SURE, A SCARECROW.
1273
00:44:11,616 --> 00:44:13,719
UH, YEAH.
1274
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,286
YOU KNOW, FATHER, ISN'T IT--
1275
00:44:15,286 --> 00:44:16,587
ISN'T IT A SIN FOR
1276
00:44:16,587 --> 00:44:18,189
A MAN OF THE CLOTH TO
1277
00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:20,325
PARTICIPATE IN PRANKS ON PEOPLE?
1278
00:44:22,393 --> 00:44:23,594
REALLY?
1279
00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:25,731
OKAY.
1280
00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:27,799
OKAY, SURE.
1281
00:44:27,799 --> 00:44:28,633
WELL, DID THE SHERIFF
1282
00:44:28,633 --> 00:44:30,401
PUT YOU UP TO THIS?
1283
00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:32,437
I BET HE DID.
1284
00:44:32,437 --> 00:44:34,005
YEAH, WELL HE'S NOT
1285
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:36,407
GONNA GET ME OVER AGAIN.
1286
00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:39,310
OKAY, WHERE?
1287
00:44:39,310 --> 00:44:40,211
OKAY, I'M HEADED THERE
1288
00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:41,980
RIGHT NOW.
1289
00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:44,149
RIGHT, RIGHT.
1290
00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:48,519
MAN OH MAN.
1291
00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:01,599
[ DOG BARKING ]
1292
00:45:12,811 --> 00:45:13,611
>> BETTY, I SUSPECT
1293
00:45:13,611 --> 00:45:15,881
THAT DOG HAS TO GO OUT.
1294
00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:16,681
>> SOMETHIN' OUT THERE
1295
00:45:16,681 --> 00:45:18,850
GOT HIM ALL RILED UP.
1296
00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:21,820
[ GROWLING ]
1297
00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:24,089
[ BARKING ]
1298
00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:28,093
>> ALRIGHTY THEN.
1299
00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:33,698
[ BARKING ]
1300
00:45:33,698 --> 00:45:34,632
>> GO ON, NOW!
1301
00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:35,901
COME ON, GIT!
1302
00:45:35,901 --> 00:45:36,802
GIT!
1303
00:45:36,802 --> 00:45:37,803
HA!
1304
00:45:37,803 --> 00:45:42,073
[ BARKING CONTINUES ]
1305
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:43,809
[ WHIMPERING ]
1306
00:45:43,809 --> 00:45:44,375
>> LITTLE FELLA
1307
00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:46,711
SEEMS ALL RILED UP OUT THERE.
1308
00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:50,315
I'D BEST GO CHECK.
1309
00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:50,982
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER
1310
00:45:50,982 --> 00:45:52,517
SKUNK INCIDENT.
1311
00:45:52,517 --> 00:45:53,718
>> OR WORSE.
1312
00:45:53,718 --> 00:45:54,285
[ SCOFFING ]
1313
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:56,154
>> OR WORSE.
1314
00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:06,331
[ GROWLING ]
1315
00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:07,565
IT'S WORSE.
1316
00:46:07,565 --> 00:46:08,399
[ LAUGHING ]
1317
00:46:08,399 --> 00:46:08,934
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
1318
00:46:08,934 --> 00:46:09,901
GOTTEN INTO YOU, WYATT,
1319
00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:11,436
BUT THAT SURE WAS FUNNY, MAN.
1320
00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:13,872
OH, JESUS.
1321
00:46:13,872 --> 00:46:15,473
>> WHERE'S MY PISTOL?
1322
00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:16,474
THERE'S SOMETHIN' OUT THERE.
1323
00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:17,642
>> COME ON, MAN.
1324
00:46:17,642 --> 00:46:19,277
COME ON.
1325
00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:25,416
WYATT, YOU GOT A MEAN
1326
00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:26,952
OL' STREAK IN YOU, MAN.
1327
00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:28,253
[ GROWLING ]
1328
00:46:28,253 --> 00:46:28,753
[ CHUCKLING ]
1329
00:46:28,753 --> 00:46:29,921
OKAY, I KINDA FIGURED
1330
00:46:29,921 --> 00:46:30,922
YOU'D SAY THAT.
1331
00:46:30,922 --> 00:46:31,857
NOW CAN WE STOP FOOLIN' AROUND
1332
00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:33,091
AND GO FIND THOSE KIDS?
1333
00:46:33,091 --> 00:46:35,193
COME ON, MAN.
1334
00:46:43,434 --> 00:46:45,136
>> HOW ABOUT OREOS?
1335
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:46,237
>> I LIKE THEM.
1336
00:46:46,237 --> 00:46:49,174
>> HOW ABOUT BEING ONE?
1337
00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:51,209
>> WHAT?
1338
00:46:53,378 --> 00:46:57,148
[ PANTING ]
1339
00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:58,884
>> OL' JOSEPHINE WAS RIGHT,
1340
00:46:58,884 --> 00:47:01,319
NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS.
1341
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,053
>> SCARECROW!
1342
00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:03,121
>> WE'RE GONNA GET YA!
1343
00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:03,989
[ LAUGHING ]
1344
00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:05,490
>> OH, CHRIST ALL FRIDAY!
1345
00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:07,092
>> COME OUT AND PLAY!
1346
00:47:07,092 --> 00:47:09,294
[ BANJO MUSIC PLAYING ]
1347
00:47:11,897 --> 00:47:14,365
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
1348
00:47:20,906 --> 00:47:21,672
[ BELL RINGING ]
1349
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:22,607
>> SHERIFF, SHERIFF!
1350
00:47:22,607 --> 00:47:23,341
YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A HAND
1351
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,010
ON SOMETHIN'.
1352
00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:27,645
HEY, UH, NICE TO SEE YOU DEPUTY.
1353
00:47:27,645 --> 00:47:28,313
>> HOW YA DOIN', BILL?
1354
00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:28,779
>> HOW ARE YA?
1355
00:47:28,779 --> 00:47:29,414
>> GOOD, GOOD.
1356
00:47:29,414 --> 00:47:30,381
HOW'S IT GOIN'?
1357
00:47:30,381 --> 00:47:32,150
>> I WAS WONDERIN' IF, POSSIBLY,
1358
00:47:32,150 --> 00:47:33,051
UH, YOU COULD GET THE SHERIFF
1359
00:47:33,051 --> 00:47:33,919
TO COME OUT OF THE BACK?
1360
00:47:33,919 --> 00:47:34,920
I'M HAVIN' A SITUATION
1361
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,087
WITH MY DOG.
1362
00:47:36,087 --> 00:47:36,988
>> YEAH, WHAT'S THE SITUATION
1363
00:47:36,988 --> 00:47:38,489
WITH THE DOG?
1364
00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:39,925
>> WELL, I'M SURE YOU CAN HANDLE
1365
00:47:39,925 --> 00:47:41,326
REGULAR DOG SITUATIONS,
1366
00:47:41,326 --> 00:47:42,027
BUT BELIEVE ME,
1367
00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:42,961
THIS IS A--
1368
00:47:42,961 --> 00:47:44,229
UNUSUAL DOG SITUATION,
1369
00:47:44,229 --> 00:47:45,196
AND, UH--
1370
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:45,796
>> REALLY?
1371
00:47:45,796 --> 00:47:46,531
>> WE'D JUST AS SOON HAVE
1372
00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:47,532
THE SHERIFF'S EXPERTISE
1373
00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:48,399
AND YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
1374
00:47:48,399 --> 00:47:49,667
ON THE CASE.
1375
00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:50,401
>> RIGHT.
1376
00:47:50,401 --> 00:47:51,502
UH, HE'S NOT REACHABLE
1377
00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:52,237
RIGHT NOW.
1378
00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:53,071
I COULD HELP YOU OUT
1379
00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:55,106
IF YOU NEED IT.
1380
00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:56,474
>> YES, THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL.
1381
00:47:56,474 --> 00:47:57,608
BUT IF WE COULD PERHAPS
1382
00:47:57,608 --> 00:47:59,077
HAVE THE SHERIFF, UH,
1383
00:47:59,077 --> 00:48:00,311
CONSULTED BY PHONE?
1384
00:48:00,311 --> 00:48:00,946
>> WELL, I CAN LEAVE HIM
1385
00:48:00,946 --> 00:48:02,113
A MESSAGE, TELL HIM
1386
00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:03,748
TO GET AHOLD OF YA.
1387
00:48:03,748 --> 00:48:04,983
>> WELL, IS HE ON VACATION
1388
00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:05,951
MUCH LONGER, DEPUTY?
1389
00:48:05,951 --> 00:48:08,653
>> UH, A FEW MORE DAYS.
1390
00:48:08,653 --> 00:48:10,288
>> I GUESS I'LL WAIT AT HOME
1391
00:48:10,288 --> 00:48:11,389
FOR MY ANSWER, AND YOU COULD
1392
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:12,523
HAVE HIM, UH, CALL ME
1393
00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:13,558
AT YOUR FIRST CONVENIENCE?
1394
00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:14,225
>> OKAY.
1395
00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:15,293
>> OKAY, THANK YOU, DEPUTY.
1396
00:48:15,293 --> 00:48:15,860
>> THANK YOU.
1397
00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:16,394
>> HAVE A GOOD DAY.
1398
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:17,095
>> YOU TOO.
1399
00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:19,230
[ BELL RINGING ]
1400
00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:27,538
>> GOOD NIGHT.
1401
00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:29,674
>> GOOD NIGHT.
1402
00:48:29,674 --> 00:48:32,377
>> AND SLEEP TIGHT.
1403
00:48:32,377 --> 00:48:34,612
AND MAKE SURE YOU SLEEP.
1404
00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:51,396
[ MUSIC ]
1405
00:48:51,396 --> 00:48:52,463
>> TIMMY!
1406
00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:56,201
TIMMY!
1407
00:48:56,201 --> 00:48:56,801
>> WHAT?
1408
00:48:56,801 --> 00:48:57,502
I WAS SLEEPIN'.
1409
00:48:57,502 --> 00:48:59,470
MOM'LL GET MAD.
1410
00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:01,006
>> TIMMY, I'M SCARED.
1411
00:49:01,006 --> 00:49:01,606
>> OF WHAT?
1412
00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:03,341
GO TO SEEP.
1413
00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:04,675
>> THE SCARECROW.
1414
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:06,244
>> THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
1415
00:49:06,244 --> 00:49:07,012
>> OH YEAH?
1416
00:49:07,012 --> 00:49:09,014
LOOK.
1417
00:49:09,014 --> 00:49:11,816
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
1418
00:49:11,816 --> 00:49:12,650
>> WYATT!
1419
00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:13,418
WHAT IN THE SAM HILL
1420
00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:14,885
ARE YOU DOIN' NOW, MAN?
1421
00:49:14,885 --> 00:49:15,520
I SWEAR, WHAT HAS
1422
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,022
GOTTEN INTO YOU, DUDE?
1423
00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:17,922
>> IT'S A SCARECROW,
1424
00:49:17,922 --> 00:49:20,291
IT'S A SCARECROW AT THE WINDOW!
1425
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:21,192
>> GET YOUR GUN, DAD,
1426
00:49:21,192 --> 00:49:22,693
AND BLAST IT!
1427
00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:23,494
>> WE GOT TO GIT, WYATT!
1428
00:49:23,494 --> 00:49:25,463
COME ON, MAN!
1429
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:28,299
WYATT, DO YOU KNOW
1430
00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:29,067
WHAT GIT MEANS?
1431
00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:31,336
COME ON!
1432
00:49:37,142 --> 00:49:39,477
>> YOU SEE ANYTHING?
1433
00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:40,545
>> NO.
1434
00:49:40,545 --> 00:49:41,846
I'M GONNA GO CHECK.
1435
00:49:41,846 --> 00:49:42,513
YOU LOCK THE DOOR AND HOLE UP
1436
00:49:42,513 --> 00:49:43,281
WITH THE KIDS, OKAY?
1437
00:49:43,281 --> 00:49:45,883
>> OKAY.
1438
00:49:45,883 --> 00:49:48,053
CAREFUL, YOU DAMN FOOL.
1439
00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:53,524
[ SHOTGUN RACKING ]
1440
00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:55,060
>> JUST IN CASE.
1441
00:49:55,060 --> 00:49:55,560
>> YOU KNOW THAT WON'T
1442
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,794
DO NO GOOD.
1443
00:49:56,794 --> 00:49:59,164
EXCEPT MAKE IT MAD.
1444
00:49:59,164 --> 00:50:00,598
>> WELL, JO, I'M JUST HOPIN'
1445
00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,600
IT'S NOTHIN' BUT YOUR NERVES.
1446
00:50:05,536 --> 00:50:05,936
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
1447
00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:08,339
TOLD THAT STORY.
1448
00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:11,976
JUST SAYIN'.
1449
00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:15,080
>> EVERY TIME I GET TO SCHOOL,
1450
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:15,913
I TELL HIM HE HAS TO GO
1451
00:50:15,913 --> 00:50:16,781
TO THE BATHROOM
1452
00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:18,383
AND LICK THE TOILET.
1453
00:50:18,383 --> 00:50:20,218
I EVEN TOLD HIM, "MY DAD'S
1454
00:50:20,218 --> 00:50:21,552
THE SHERIFF, YOU HAVE TO
1455
00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:23,188
DO WHAT I SAY."
1456
00:50:23,188 --> 00:50:24,222
THERE'S REALLY NO OPTION.
1457
00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:25,590
>> I TELL YOU WHAT!
1458
00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:27,225
>> OH, I DON'T WANNA KNOW THAT!
1459
00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:28,326
>> YEAH, I PANCAKED HIM.
1460
00:50:28,326 --> 00:50:29,960
IT WAS-- IT WAS TERRIBLE, MAN.
1461
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,062
>> THAT'S GROSS.
1462
00:50:31,062 --> 00:50:31,996
>> OH YEAH, WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
1463
00:50:31,996 --> 00:50:33,264
TO DO WITH HIM, SO WE KINDA JUST
1464
00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:34,532
THREW HIM OUT IN THE BACK,
1465
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:35,766
AND WE JUST-- YOU KNOW,
1466
00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:37,335
JUST ANOTHER GOPHER IN THE YARD.
1467
00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:39,070
[ CHUCKLING ]
1468
00:50:39,070 --> 00:50:40,605
>> I-- I FULLY SUPPORT
1469
00:50:40,605 --> 00:50:41,106
WHAT YOU TOLD US.
1470
00:50:41,106 --> 00:50:42,006
>> EVAN!
1471
00:50:42,006 --> 00:50:43,308
EVAN!
1472
00:50:43,308 --> 00:50:44,575
EVAN!
1473
00:50:44,575 --> 00:50:46,544
OKAY, YOUR MOM WAS TALKIN'
1474
00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,413
TO MY MOM ABOUT HOW
1475
00:50:48,413 --> 00:50:50,315
SHE WAS TALKING TO YOUR UNCLE--
1476
00:50:50,315 --> 00:50:51,882
IT'S KINDA LIKE, MY GRANDPA,
1477
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:52,417
HE WAS TALKIN' TO
1478
00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:53,851
THE CONVENIENCE STORE GUY,
1479
00:50:53,851 --> 00:50:55,019
WHICH I THINK WAS TALKIN'--
1480
00:50:55,019 --> 00:50:56,887
>> WELL GET ON WITH IT, NOW!
1481
00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:57,788
>> THIS SCARECROW POPS
1482
00:50:57,788 --> 00:50:59,290
OUTTA NOWHERE, AND SCARES
1483
00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:00,725
YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER.
1484
00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:02,460
>> MY BROTHER AND SISTER?
1485
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:04,262
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
1486
00:51:04,262 --> 00:51:05,029
>> WE'RE GONNA GET
1487
00:51:05,029 --> 00:51:06,131
THAT SUMBITCH!
1488
00:51:06,131 --> 00:51:06,864
>> YEAH!
1489
00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:07,432
LET'S GET 'UM!
1490
00:51:07,432 --> 00:51:07,965
>> YEAH!!!
1491
00:51:07,965 --> 00:51:10,368
>> COME ON!
1492
00:51:13,871 --> 00:51:15,440
[ CAR ENGINE REVVING ]
1493
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,275
[ PANTING ]
1494
00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:21,812
>> JUST GOTTA CATCH MY BREATH.
1495
00:51:23,681 --> 00:51:24,449
I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR
1496
00:51:24,449 --> 00:51:26,517
THE EXERTION TODAY.
1497
00:51:26,517 --> 00:51:28,786
[ CAR APPROACHING ]
1498
00:51:30,255 --> 00:51:32,423
[ HOOTING AND HOLLERING ]
1499
00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:35,893
WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON HERE?
1500
00:51:35,893 --> 00:51:36,427
VIRG, WHEN I GET
1501
00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:38,596
MY HANDS ON YOU...
1502
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,669
[ APPROACHING CAR STOPS ]
1503
00:51:44,669 --> 00:51:47,071
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
1504
00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:54,512
>> WAIT, DID YOU
1505
00:51:54,512 --> 00:51:56,281
BRING IT THIS TIME?
1506
00:51:56,281 --> 00:51:56,681
>> YEAH.
1507
00:51:56,681 --> 00:51:57,448
>> NOT LIKE LAST TIME?
1508
00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,983
>> YEAH.
1509
00:51:58,983 --> 00:52:00,985
>> WELL, WHERE IS IT?
1510
00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:04,622
>> SHIT, IT'S IN THE CAR.
1511
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,924
>> YOU'D BEST GO GET IT, THEN.
1512
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,795
AND MORE WINE, TOO.
1513
00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:13,198
HURRY, BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND.
1514
00:52:16,401 --> 00:52:18,569
YOU'RE MINE NOW, YOU BIG DUMMY.
1515
00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:19,404
[ GROWLING ]
1516
00:52:19,404 --> 00:52:21,306
[ SCREAMING ]
1517
00:52:21,306 --> 00:52:23,073
[ LAUGHING ]
1518
00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:23,641
>> THAT WAS SOME
1519
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,210
FUNNY SHIT, WYATT!
1520
00:52:25,210 --> 00:52:26,677
[ GROWLING ]
1521
00:52:26,677 --> 00:52:27,545
>> WHAT THE HELL?
1522
00:52:27,545 --> 00:52:28,045
I'LL GET YOU,
1523
00:52:28,045 --> 00:52:29,814
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
1524
00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:30,581
>> COME ON, JOE.
1525
00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:32,217
I WANT TO GO HOME.
1526
00:52:32,217 --> 00:52:32,617
>> DAMN IT.
1527
00:52:32,617 --> 00:52:35,019
>> I WANT TO GO HOME NOW!
1528
00:52:35,019 --> 00:52:36,821
>> IF I FIND THAT GUY...
1529
00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:37,855
> OH MAN, YOU'RE PISSIN' OFF
1530
00:52:37,855 --> 00:52:38,956
EVERYBODY TONIGHT.
1531
00:52:38,956 --> 00:52:40,258
LET'S SKEDADDLE, MAN.
1532
00:52:40,258 --> 00:52:42,560
[ CAR ENGINE STARTING ]
1533
00:52:44,462 --> 00:52:59,444
[ MUSIC ]
1534
00:53:00,745 --> 00:53:04,249
[ STICK DRAGGING ON GROUND ]
1535
00:53:04,249 --> 00:53:06,351
>> COME ON, KELLY, KEEP UP.
1536
00:53:06,351 --> 00:53:08,419
>> I'M GETTIN' KINDA BORED.
1537
00:53:08,419 --> 00:53:09,954
AND TIRED.
1538
00:53:09,954 --> 00:53:11,389
>> DO YOU WANNA GO BACK?
1539
00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:14,992
DON'T YOU WANNA CATCH THIS GUY?
1540
00:53:14,992 --> 00:53:16,261
THERE'S A HOUSE RIGHT THERE.
1541
00:53:16,261 --> 00:53:16,627
WE'LL GO AND SEE
1542
00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:18,329
IF THEY SAW ANYTHING.
1543
00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:20,631
>> WHAT IF IT'S NOT A GUY?
1544
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:23,167
>> DO YOU MEAN,
1545
00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:23,968
"WHAT IF IT'S NOT A GUY?"
1546
00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:26,671
AS IN, IT'S AN ACTUAL SCARECROW?
1547
00:53:26,671 --> 00:53:28,906
[ LAUGHING ]
1548
00:53:31,809 --> 00:53:33,944
WE'LL STILL BEAT ITS ASS.
1549
00:53:33,944 --> 00:53:34,579
>> HEY!
1550
00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:36,013
WHO GOES THERE?
1551
00:53:36,013 --> 00:53:37,282
WHO ARE YOU?
1552
00:53:37,282 --> 00:53:39,284
I HAVE A GUN AND I WILL USE IT.
1553
00:53:39,284 --> 00:53:39,784
>> YEAH?
1554
00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:40,418
WELL I HAVE THIS STICK,
1555
00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:41,352
AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
1556
00:53:41,352 --> 00:53:42,287
>> DUDE, WAIT.
1557
00:53:42,287 --> 00:53:43,488
HI, I'M-I'M KELLY,
1558
00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:44,489
AND THIS IS REBECCA.
1559
00:53:44,489 --> 00:53:46,424
WE-- WE'RE JUST CAMPIN'
1560
00:53:46,424 --> 00:53:48,459
WITH SOME FRIENDS, AND--
1561
00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:49,894
WHAT WE ASSUME WAS A DUDE
1562
00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:50,861
DRESSED AS A SCARECROW
1563
00:53:50,861 --> 00:53:52,430
CAME TO TERRORIZE US.
1564
00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:53,431
WE BEAT HIM UP, AND NOW
1565
00:53:53,431 --> 00:53:54,765
WE'RE JUST CHASIN' HIM.
1566
00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:55,800
MY FRIEND WILL KICK YOUR ASS
1567
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,368
IF YOU TRY TO HURT US.
1568
00:53:57,368 --> 00:53:58,135
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
1569
00:53:58,135 --> 00:53:59,404
FAIR ENOUGH.
1570
00:53:59,404 --> 00:54:00,971
I-- I TOO AM CHASING A MAN
1571
00:54:00,971 --> 00:54:03,040
DRESSED AS A SCARECROW.
1572
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,074
HE SCARED THE BEJEEZUS
1573
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:05,643
OUT OF MY LITTLE ONES.
1574
00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:06,143
WE DON'T NEED THIS KIND
1575
00:54:06,143 --> 00:54:08,112
OF CRAP AROUND HERE.
1576
00:54:08,112 --> 00:54:09,314
[ SCREAMING ]
1577
00:54:09,314 --> 00:54:11,048
>> WHAT THE HELL?
1578
00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:11,616
>> I'LL GET YOU,
1579
00:54:11,616 --> 00:54:12,683
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
1580
00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:14,385
>> WE GOTTA GO HELP.
1581
00:54:14,385 --> 00:54:15,520
>> WELL, HOLD ON NOW.
1582
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:16,687
WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER.
1583
00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:17,655
YOU KNOW, FOR SAFETY IN NUMBERS
1584
00:54:17,655 --> 00:54:19,056
AND EVERYTHING.
1585
00:54:19,056 --> 00:54:19,990
>> WHAT, ARE YOU SCARED TOO?
1586
00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:20,791
IT'S JUST A GUY IN A COSTUME,
1587
00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:22,493
RIGHT?
1588
00:54:22,493 --> 00:54:24,695
>> OH LORD, I HOPE SO.
1589
00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:25,863
>> THIS WHOLE SCARECROW THING
1590
00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:28,833
IS JUST LEGEND, RIGHT?
1591
00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:30,200
>> WELL, I DUNNO, IT'S--
1592
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,001
YEAH, IT'S--
1593
00:54:31,001 --> 00:54:32,169
IT'S PROBABLY JUST A--
1594
00:54:32,169 --> 00:54:34,905
A MAN IN A MASK OR SOMETHIN'.
1595
00:54:34,905 --> 00:54:35,506
>> WHY DIDN'T HE
1596
00:54:35,506 --> 00:54:36,907
ANSWER MY QUESTION?
1597
00:54:36,907 --> 00:54:38,976
>> COME ON, LET'S GO!
1598
00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:43,013
>> COME ON.
1599
00:54:45,650 --> 00:54:47,752
[ PHONE RINGING ]
1600
00:54:51,088 --> 00:54:52,923
>> SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
1601
00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:55,460
WHAT?
1602
00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:57,695
A SCARECROW?
1603
00:54:57,695 --> 00:54:58,496
I'VE HEARD THIS.
1604
00:54:58,496 --> 00:55:00,064
IS THIS-- IS THIS A JOKE?
1605
00:55:00,064 --> 00:55:01,366
[ PHONE RINGING ]
1606
00:55:01,366 --> 00:55:03,033
HOLD, PLEASE.
1607
00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:05,570
SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
1608
00:55:05,570 --> 00:55:08,639
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
1609
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:09,907
OKAY, OKAY.
1610
00:55:09,907 --> 00:55:11,376
[ PHONE RINGING ]
1611
00:55:11,376 --> 00:55:12,643
HOLD, PLEASE.
1612
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,713
SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
1613
00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:16,447
SERIOUSLY?!
1614
00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:17,615
[ PHONE RINGING ]
1615
00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:18,816
OKAY, HOLD, PLEASE.
1616
00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:21,151
SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
1617
00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:23,187
WHERE?
1618
00:55:23,187 --> 00:55:25,556
WITH WHO?
1619
00:55:25,556 --> 00:55:28,793
YOUR GIRLFRIEND, DOING WHAT?
1620
00:55:28,793 --> 00:55:29,994
WITH A SCARECROW?
1621
00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:31,529
[ PHONE RINGING ]
1622
00:55:31,529 --> 00:55:32,563
OKAY, HOLD, PLEASE.
1623
00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:34,699
SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
1624
00:55:34,699 --> 00:55:36,767
HA, HA, HA, HA, FUNNY!
1625
00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:38,703
FUNNY, I GET-- OKAY.
1626
00:55:38,703 --> 00:55:41,005
BYE.
1627
00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:41,672
>> I DUNNO WHAT THE HELL
1628
00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:42,973
THOSE GUYS ARE UP TO.
1629
00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:43,574
>> I HOPE WE NEVER
1630
00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:44,709
SEE THEM AGAIN.
1631
00:55:44,709 --> 00:55:45,410
OH MY GOD, JOE!
1632
00:55:45,410 --> 00:55:46,477
THERE HE IS!
1633
00:55:46,477 --> 00:55:47,778
>> WHAT THE HELL?
1634
00:55:47,778 --> 00:55:49,780
>> AHH!
1635
00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:53,484
>> HEY, 'SCUSE ME, PARTNER.
1636
00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:54,719
>> YOU SON OF A BITCH!
1637
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:55,252
I'M GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS!
1638
00:55:55,252 --> 00:55:56,787
>> WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!
1639
00:55:56,787 --> 00:55:58,656
> JOE, GET BACK HERE!
1640
00:55:58,656 --> 00:55:59,590
JOE!
1641
00:55:59,590 --> 00:56:01,726
I'M SCARED!
1642
00:56:03,928 --> 00:56:07,832
[ PANTING ]
1643
00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:09,299
>> VIRG, OL' BOY,
1644
00:56:09,299 --> 00:56:11,869
I GET THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION
1645
00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:14,038
YOU WERE BEHIND THIS SOMEHOWS.
1646
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:16,674
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
1647
00:56:16,674 --> 00:56:18,275
>> GET THAT SUMBITCH!
1648
00:56:18,275 --> 00:56:19,810
[ HOOTING AND HOLLERING ]
1649
00:56:19,810 --> 00:56:22,046
>> AW, HELL.
1650
00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:23,881
>> YEAH, THERE HE IS!
1651
00:56:28,953 --> 00:56:29,520
>> ALL RIGHT, WYATT,
1652
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,921
WHAT YOU THINK, MAN?
1653
00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:32,457
SHOULD WE GO THAT WAY,
1654
00:56:32,457 --> 00:56:35,292
OR THAT WAY?
1655
00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:36,461
LET ME GUESS...
1656
00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:38,062
"MMRGH!"
1657
00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:39,229
[ GROWLING ]
1658
00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:40,330
YEP, ALL RIGHT.
1659
00:56:40,330 --> 00:56:42,533
COME ON.
1660
00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:52,710
>> WATCH IT, YOU ASSHOLE!
1661
00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:54,512
[ GROWLING ]
1662
00:56:54,512 --> 00:56:55,913
>> HOLY CRAP, THAT WAS CLOSE!
1663
00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:56,781
YOU OKAY, BUDDY?
1664
00:56:56,781 --> 00:56:57,515
[ LAUGHING ]
1665
00:56:57,515 --> 00:56:58,282
[ GROWLING ]
1666
00:56:58,282 --> 00:56:59,484
OW, OKAY!
1667
00:56:59,484 --> 00:57:00,818
OKAY MAN, BAD IDEA.
1668
00:57:00,818 --> 00:57:01,619
GAME OVER, RIGHT?
1669
00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:02,853
LET'S-- LET'S JUST
1670
00:57:02,853 --> 00:57:04,088
GO BACK TO JOSEPHINE'S.
1671
00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:05,322
MAYBE WE CAN GET LAST CALL,
1672
00:57:05,322 --> 00:57:06,757
RIGHT?
1673
00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:08,025
[ GROWLING ]
1674
00:57:08,025 --> 00:57:08,726
KINDA FIGURED YOU'D
1675
00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:09,594
SAY THAT, OL' BOY.
1676
00:57:09,594 --> 00:57:11,762
COME ON, MAN.
1677
00:57:16,567 --> 00:57:18,836
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
1678
00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:28,513
[ BELL RINGING ]
1679
00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:30,014
>> SHERIFF, THERE'S A MOB
1680
00:57:30,014 --> 00:57:31,882
CONGREGATING-- OH, SHIT.
1681
00:57:31,882 --> 00:57:32,349
>> OH, HEY BURT.
1682
00:57:32,349 --> 00:57:33,217
HOW YOU DOIN'?
1683
00:57:33,217 --> 00:57:34,084
>> I'M DOIN' VERY WELL.
1684
00:57:34,084 --> 00:57:35,152
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
1685
00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:35,820
>> I'M-- I'M GREAT.
1686
00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:36,954
HOW CAN I HELP YA?
1687
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,422
>> IS THE SHERIFF AROUND?
1688
00:57:38,422 --> 00:57:40,424
>> I'M ACTING SHERIFF TONIGHT.
1689
00:57:40,424 --> 00:57:41,191
>> WELL, THAT'S MIGHTY CUTE
1690
00:57:41,191 --> 00:57:42,527
OF YOU, BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED
1691
00:57:42,527 --> 00:57:43,393
THE SHERIFF ON THIS ONE.
1692
00:57:43,393 --> 00:57:44,729
THERE'S A MOB GATHERING JUST
1693
00:57:44,729 --> 00:57:45,696
OUTSIDE OF THIS BUILDING.
1694
00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:46,330
IT'S, LIKE, A LARGE
1695
00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:47,197
GROUP OF PEOPLE.
1696
00:57:47,197 --> 00:57:48,265
>> OKAY, WELL, THE SHERIFF
1697
00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:49,534
ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW.
1698
00:57:49,534 --> 00:57:50,568
I CAN HELP.
1699
00:57:50,568 --> 00:57:51,769
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY
1700
00:57:51,769 --> 00:57:52,637
HOW TO EXPLAIN IT, BUT THERE IS
1701
00:57:52,637 --> 00:57:54,672
A-- THERE IS A, UH--
1702
00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:57,842
>> LET ME GUESS, A SCARECROW.
1703
00:57:57,842 --> 00:57:58,342
>> WELL, YES.
1704
00:57:58,342 --> 00:57:58,976
IT'S EITHER THAT, OR AN
1705
00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:00,377
AMBULATORY SACK OF HAY
1706
00:58:00,377 --> 00:58:01,679
MADE BY A WIZARD.
1707
00:58:01,679 --> 00:58:02,547
NOW WOULD YOU GO
1708
00:58:02,547 --> 00:58:03,681
GET YOUR BELT ON?
1709
00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:05,115
YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DO.
1710
00:58:05,115 --> 00:58:05,750
>> ALL RIGHT,
1711
00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:06,283
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1712
00:58:06,283 --> 00:58:06,684
[ PHONE RINGING ]
1713
00:58:06,684 --> 00:58:07,184
>> ALL RIGHT.
1714
00:58:07,184 --> 00:58:07,785
GO CALL YOUR MOM,
1715
00:58:07,785 --> 00:58:09,787
TELL HER YOU MIGHT BE LATE.
1716
00:58:15,059 --> 00:58:17,427
AH, YESSS!
1717
00:58:17,427 --> 00:58:19,363
ALL RIGHT.
1718
00:58:19,363 --> 00:58:21,231
[ BELL RINGING ]
1719
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,135
[ PHONE RINGING ]
1720
00:58:30,174 --> 00:58:31,742
>> HOW YOU DOIN' TODAY?
1721
00:58:31,742 --> 00:58:32,743
SHERIFF.
1722
00:58:32,743 --> 00:58:34,712
I'M THE DEPUTY SHERIFF.
1723
00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:35,880
[ PHONE CONTINUES RINGING ]
1724
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:37,782
SHERIFF DEPUTY MORGAN...
1725
00:58:37,782 --> 00:58:40,417
SPEAKING.
1726
00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:42,620
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
1727
00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:43,954
NO THAT'S NOT...
1728
00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:47,592
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
1729
00:58:47,592 --> 00:58:48,759
TOO AGGRESSIVE.
1730
00:58:48,759 --> 00:58:49,727
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
1731
00:58:49,727 --> 00:58:50,595
IS THERE A WAY
1732
00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:53,130
WE CAN RESOLVE THIS?
1733
00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:54,699
THERE'S TWO WAYS THAT
1734
00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:56,901
WE COULD FIGURE THIS OUT.
1735
00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:59,604
UH, A FRIENDLY MEETING,
1736
00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:01,806
SOMEWHERE WITH FOOD,
1737
00:59:01,806 --> 00:59:03,741
OR, UH--
1738
00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:06,043
YOU GO TO JAIL.
1739
00:59:09,747 --> 00:59:12,683
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
1740
00:59:12,683 --> 00:59:16,086
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
1741
00:59:16,086 --> 00:59:16,887
>> WHOLE DAMN TOWN'S
1742
00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:19,624
IN AN UPROAR.
1743
00:59:19,624 --> 00:59:20,625
VIRGIL, THIS IS
1744
00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:23,460
A DUMB ASS SHITTIN' IDEA.
1745
00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:24,094
YOU'RE STUPID EVEN
1746
00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:26,631
FOR INBRED STANDARDS.
1747
00:59:26,631 --> 00:59:29,066
DAMN, UGH!
1748
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:30,668
[ SIGHING ]
1749
00:59:30,668 --> 00:59:31,902
SCREW IT,
1750
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:34,004
I'M GONNA GET ME A BEER.
1751
00:59:41,812 --> 00:59:43,313
>> NOW WE GOT TO ALL CALM DOWN,
1752
00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:44,815
AND NOT BE STUPID.
1753
00:59:44,815 --> 00:59:45,783
OR MORE STUPID.
1754
00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:47,017
>> HE'S A DAMN MENACE, SHERIFF!
1755
00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:48,318
[ COLLECTIVE SHOUTING ]
1756
00:59:48,318 --> 00:59:49,519
>> I UNDERSTAND, I UNDERSTAND.
1757
00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:50,855
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY IDEA
1758
00:59:50,855 --> 00:59:53,557
WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS?
1759
00:59:53,557 --> 00:59:54,124
>> I THINK IT WAS A COUPLE
1760
00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:54,659
OF GUYS WE SAW DOWN
1761
00:59:54,659 --> 00:59:56,160
AT THE TAVERN EARLIER.
1762
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:56,894
>> SHERIFF, WHAT ARE
1763
00:59:56,894 --> 00:59:57,527
YOU DOIN' HERE?
1764
00:59:57,527 --> 00:59:58,896
I GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL.
1765
00:59:58,896 --> 01:00:00,097
>> YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO.
1766
01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:02,032
THAT SUMBITCH SCARED MY KIDS.
1767
01:00:02,032 --> 01:00:03,467
>> SHERIFF?
1768
01:00:03,467 --> 01:00:04,769
YOU MIGHTA LED WITH THAT ONE.
1769
01:00:04,769 --> 01:00:05,535
>> YEAH, I'M SORRY.
1770
01:00:05,535 --> 01:00:06,136
IT'S-- YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
1771
01:00:06,136 --> 01:00:07,805
WORRIED ABOUT MY FAMILY, IS ALL.
1772
01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:08,372
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1773
01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:10,708
LET'S JUST FIND THIS GUY--
1774
01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:13,811
GUY, SCARECROW, WHATEVER IT IS.
1775
01:00:13,811 --> 01:00:14,278
>> SAW HIM BY
1776
01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:15,813
THE OLD TANNER FARM.
1777
01:00:15,813 --> 01:00:16,814
LET'S GET HIM!
1778
01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:17,381
[ COLLECTIVE SHOUTING ]
1779
01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:19,216
>> NOW, HOLD ON!
1780
01:00:19,216 --> 01:00:19,784
AH, DAMN.
1781
01:00:19,784 --> 01:00:20,785
I BETTER GO WITH THEM.
1782
01:00:20,785 --> 01:00:21,351
>> WELL, HOLD UP.
1783
01:00:21,351 --> 01:00:22,386
I'LL GO WITH THEM.
1784
01:00:22,386 --> 01:00:23,120
YOU TAKE THESE LADIES OVER TO
1785
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:23,888
THE TAVERN, AND SEE IF
1786
01:00:23,888 --> 01:00:27,091
JOSEPHINE KNOWS ANYTHING.
1787
01:00:27,091 --> 01:00:27,758
>> WHAT?
1788
01:00:27,758 --> 01:00:29,059
IT'S MORE FUN THAN CAMPING.
1789
01:00:29,059 --> 01:00:30,594
[ SIGHING ]
1790
01:00:30,594 --> 01:00:31,395
>> I DON'T THINK OUR IDEAS
1791
01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:32,963
OF FUN REALLY MATCH UP.
1792
01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:33,798
[ CHUCKLING ]
1793
01:00:33,798 --> 01:00:36,333
>> WOO, HOLY COW, MAN!
1794
01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:38,402
SURE IS ITCH AND STUFFY IN HERE.
1795
01:00:38,402 --> 01:00:39,503
[ CHUCKLING ]
1796
01:00:39,503 --> 01:00:41,538
UGH, TAKE THIS THING OFF.
1797
01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:42,873
OOH.
1798
01:00:42,873 --> 01:00:44,541
THANKS FOR THE BEERS, JO.
1799
01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:45,676
>> YOU WERE LUCKY YOU DIDN'T
1800
01:00:45,676 --> 01:00:47,978
DO ANYTHING FOOLISH.
1801
01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:49,613
MORE FOOLISH.
1802
01:00:49,613 --> 01:00:50,280
>> OKAY, OKAY,
1803
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,248
IT WAS A BAD IDEA.
1804
01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:51,949
BUT NOW WE'RE JUST GONNA SIT
1805
01:00:51,949 --> 01:00:52,950
HERE AND DRINK OUR BEERS,
1806
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:55,419
RIGHT, BUDDY?
1807
01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:57,421
[ GROWLING ]
1808
01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:59,223
WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
1809
01:00:59,223 --> 01:01:00,157
GAME OVER, DUDE!
1810
01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:01,291
FACADE THROUGH, YOU CAN
1811
01:01:01,291 --> 01:01:04,628
GET OUT OF CHARACTER NOW.
1812
01:01:04,628 --> 01:01:06,296
WYATT, COME ON.
1813
01:01:06,296 --> 01:01:07,097
LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
1814
01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:08,132
>> UH, VIRG, UM--
1815
01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:10,735
[ INDISTINCT GRUMBLING ]
1816
01:01:10,735 --> 01:01:12,837
>> OH, HEY, VIRGIL.
1817
01:01:12,837 --> 01:01:14,972
ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR LIBATION?
1818
01:01:14,972 --> 01:01:17,274
WHILE I'VE BEEN OUT--
1819
01:01:17,274 --> 01:01:18,943
WHO'S THAT?
1820
01:01:18,943 --> 01:01:20,745
>> WYATT?
1821
01:01:20,745 --> 01:01:21,545
MAN, BUT IF YOU'RE YOU,
1822
01:01:21,545 --> 01:01:23,647
THEN WHO THE HELL IS--
1823
01:01:23,647 --> 01:01:26,350
SHIT.
1824
01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:29,053
HI.
1825
01:01:29,053 --> 01:01:31,655
[ SNARLING ]
1826
01:01:31,655 --> 01:01:32,322
HOLY CRAP!
1827
01:01:32,322 --> 01:01:34,992
HOLY CRAP!
1828
01:01:34,992 --> 01:01:35,860
[ WHIMPERING ]
1829
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:36,827
>> GET UP, GET UP!
1830
01:01:36,827 --> 01:01:37,227
>> WHAT THE HELL
1831
01:01:37,227 --> 01:01:38,462
WAS THAT, WYATT?
1832
01:01:38,462 --> 01:01:39,663
>> IT'S A DAMN REAL SCARECROW!
1833
01:01:39,663 --> 01:01:40,931
>> YOU SAID HE WASN'T REAL, MAN!
1834
01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:42,299
>> OH, YOU WANNA GO TELL IT
1835
01:01:42,299 --> 01:01:44,769
IT AIN'T REAL?
1836
01:01:44,769 --> 01:01:46,070
>> WYATT, WHAT ABOUT DOC
1837
01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:47,604
AND JOSEPHINE, MAN?
1838
01:01:47,604 --> 01:01:48,973
[ PANTING ]
1839
01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:51,075
[ GUNFIRE ]
1840
01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:55,846
>> DID THAT GET HIM?
1841
01:01:55,846 --> 01:01:57,014
>> NOPE.
1842
01:01:57,014 --> 01:01:58,115
>> MAKE HIM MAD?
1843
01:01:58,115 --> 01:01:59,649
>> YUP.
1844
01:01:59,649 --> 01:02:00,951
[ GROWLING ]
1845
01:02:00,951 --> 01:02:01,786
WHATEVER YOU'RE GONNA DO,
1846
01:02:01,786 --> 01:02:02,853
YOU'D BETTER DO IT QUICK!
1847
01:02:02,853 --> 01:02:03,788
>> I CAN'T BEAT IT,
1848
01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:04,922
NOT ANYMORE, ANYWAY.
1849
01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:06,290
BUT I CAN CAST IT OUT.
1850
01:02:06,290 --> 01:02:07,357
>> I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS,
1851
01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:09,693
JUST GET RID OF IT!
1852
01:02:09,693 --> 01:02:10,127
[ GROWLING ]
1853
01:02:10,127 --> 01:02:10,995
>> BACK!
1854
01:02:10,995 --> 01:02:12,362
BACK, FOUL BEAST!
1855
01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:13,430
BACK TO THE HELL
1856
01:02:13,430 --> 01:02:15,199
FROM WHENCE THOU CAME!
1857
01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:15,933
NOW GIT!
1858
01:02:15,933 --> 01:02:18,068
[ GROWLING ]
1859
01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:25,275
[ SNARLING ]
1860
01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:27,577
[ WHIMPERING ]
1861
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:28,078
>> GET OVER HERE!
1862
01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:30,014
COME ON!
1863
01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:33,617
>> I'M SCARED, WYATT!
1864
01:02:33,617 --> 01:02:34,718
>> DISCRETION, VIRG,
1865
01:02:34,718 --> 01:02:38,555
IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR.
1866
01:02:38,555 --> 01:02:40,657
>> WELL, WELL, WELL,
1867
01:02:40,657 --> 01:02:42,026
LOOK WHO WE GOT HERE.
1868
01:02:42,026 --> 01:02:42,626
WHAT DO YOU TWO ASSHOLES THINK
1869
01:02:42,626 --> 01:02:43,593
YOU'RE DOING, SCARING PEOPLE
1870
01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:44,461
LIKE THAT?
1871
01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:44,895
>> YOU OUGHT TO BE
1872
01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:46,530
ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.
1873
01:02:46,530 --> 01:02:49,900
[ COLLECTIVE YELLING ]
1874
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:50,935
>> NOW, NOW, NOW,
1875
01:02:50,935 --> 01:02:53,370
THIS AIN'T WHAT IT SEEMS.
1876
01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:54,238
>> MMM, LOOKS EXACTLY
1877
01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:56,040
LIKE IT SEEMS.
1878
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,842
>> WELL, BE THAT AS IT MAY, AND
1879
01:02:57,842 --> 01:02:59,409
MY VERBOSE NATURE TO ARGUE
1880
01:02:59,409 --> 01:03:00,577
AGAINST WHAT IT MAY OR MAY NOT
1881
01:03:00,577 --> 01:03:02,847
LOOK LIKE, I MUST INSIST THAT--
1882
01:03:02,847 --> 01:03:03,280
>> WYATT!
1883
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,381
HE'S COMIN' MAN!
1884
01:03:04,381 --> 01:03:05,850
[ SNARLING ]
1885
01:03:05,850 --> 01:03:07,017
>> SCARECROW.
1886
01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:08,919
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, BECCA?
1887
01:03:08,919 --> 01:03:10,921
>> I DUNNO, KELLY.
1888
01:03:10,921 --> 01:03:12,089
>> SCARECROW.
1889
01:03:12,089 --> 01:03:13,423
>> I CAN SEE THAT.
1890
01:03:13,423 --> 01:03:15,559
>> NO, THE SCARECROW.
1891
01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:17,494
THE ONE FROM THE STORY.
1892
01:03:17,494 --> 01:03:19,997
IT HAS RETURNED.
1893
01:03:19,997 --> 01:03:20,597
LOOKS LIKE HE'S AFTER
1894
01:03:20,597 --> 01:03:22,166
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS.
1895
01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:23,033
YOU MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING
1896
01:03:23,033 --> 01:03:25,870
TO MAKE HIM MAD.
1897
01:03:25,870 --> 01:03:26,603
>> FUCK THIS SHIT.
1898
01:03:26,603 --> 01:03:27,137
IT'S JUST ANOTHER IDIOT
1899
01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:27,471
IN A MASK.
1900
01:03:27,471 --> 01:03:28,638
LET'S GET HIM.
1901
01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:30,307
>> I GOT THIS.
1902
01:03:32,376 --> 01:03:33,243
>> GET HIM, SHERIFF.
1903
01:03:33,243 --> 01:03:34,578
>> NOW LISTEN, AS ACTING DEPUTY
1904
01:03:34,578 --> 01:03:35,645
SHERIFF, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
1905
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:38,015
TWO CHOICES HERE: THE EASY WAY,
1906
01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:39,083
OR THE HARD WAY.
1907
01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:40,250
[ GROANING ]
1908
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:41,385
[ BONES CRACKING ]
1909
01:03:41,385 --> 01:03:42,486
>> LET'S GET HIM!
1910
01:03:42,486 --> 01:03:44,488
[ SNARLING ]
1911
01:03:45,689 --> 01:03:56,901
[ MUSIC ]
1912
01:03:56,901 --> 01:03:58,602
[ GROWLING ]
1913
01:03:58,602 --> 01:04:01,705
[ GRUNTING ]
1914
01:04:01,705 --> 01:04:04,074
[ NERVOUS CHUCKLING ]
1915
01:04:06,776 --> 01:04:07,577
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU FREAK, I'M
1916
01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:09,813
GONNA BEAT THE STRAW OUTTA YOU!
1917
01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:25,162
[ MUSIC ]
1918
01:04:25,162 --> 01:04:26,030
>> WELL, SHE CERTAINLY IS
1919
01:04:26,030 --> 01:04:27,764
A SPIRITED ONE, HUH, WYATT?
1920
01:04:27,764 --> 01:04:29,266
>> THAT SHE IS, VIRG.
1921
01:04:29,266 --> 01:04:31,135
THAT SHE IS.
1922
01:04:31,135 --> 01:04:32,402
>> YOU KNOW, I CAN'T HELP BUT
1923
01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:34,304
THINK IT'S OUR DUTY AS FELLOW
1924
01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:35,839
HUMAN BEINGS TO MAYBE STEP IN
1925
01:04:35,839 --> 01:04:38,943
THERE AND THROW SOME SUPPORT.
1926
01:04:38,943 --> 01:04:40,244
>> NOT 'CAUSE THEY'RE LADIES?
1927
01:04:40,244 --> 01:04:41,511
WE COULD USE OUR MANLY SWAGGER
1928
01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:42,512
TO SAVE THE DAY?
1929
01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:43,047
>> NO, WYATT.
1930
01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:44,581
THAT WOULD JUST BE SEXIST.
1931
01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:45,215
BUT I DO THINK IT'S
1932
01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,116
THE PROPER THING TO DO.
1933
01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:47,317
HOW ABOUT YOU?
1934
01:04:47,317 --> 01:04:48,318
>> AGREED.
1935
01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:50,154
>> OKAY.
1936
01:05:00,264 --> 01:05:02,599
[ GROWLING ]
1937
01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:03,067
>> THIS AIN'T GOIN'
1938
01:05:03,067 --> 01:05:04,801
SO WELL, MAN.
1939
01:05:04,801 --> 01:05:06,203
>> I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS.
1940
01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:07,104
>> YOU CAN'T BEAT IT!
1941
01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:07,871
NONE OF YOU CAN!
1942
01:05:07,871 --> 01:05:08,805
JUST RUN!
1943
01:05:08,805 --> 01:05:09,639
RUN!
1944
01:05:09,639 --> 01:05:11,075
[ GROWLING ]
1945
01:05:11,075 --> 01:05:13,377
>> I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT.
1946
01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:18,248
[ GRUNTING ]
1947
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:24,989
[ GROANING ]
1948
01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:27,424
[ GROWLING ]
1949
01:05:34,898 --> 01:05:37,101
[ YELLING ]
1950
01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:54,151
[ MUSIC ]
1951
01:05:57,121 --> 01:05:59,756
[ PANTING ]
1952
01:06:00,857 --> 01:06:04,361
>> WELL, I'LL BE.
1953
01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:06,463
>> TOLD YOU WE'D BE BACK.
1954
01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:08,365
>> INDEED YOU DID.
1955
01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:09,466
I WILL, OF COURSE, HAVE TO
1956
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,235
PROPERLY DISPOSE OF ALL THIS.
1957
01:06:11,235 --> 01:06:14,304
>> FOR GOOD THIS TIME, I HOPE.
1958
01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:15,039
>> YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE
1959
01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:16,340
TO HAVE DONE THIS.
1960
01:06:16,340 --> 01:06:18,342
>> WHY NOT?
1961
01:06:18,342 --> 01:06:20,444
>> WELL...
1962
01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:22,546
>> ONLY A CERTAIN TYPE OF PURITY
1963
01:06:22,546 --> 01:06:25,715
CAN BANISH THE EVIL.
1964
01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:26,883
>> WHAT-- WHAT ARE THEY TALKIN'
1965
01:06:26,883 --> 01:06:28,718
ABOUT, WYATT?
1966
01:06:28,718 --> 01:06:30,054
>> WELL, IF I'M READIN' THIS
1967
01:06:30,054 --> 01:06:31,288
RIGHT, AND I LIKE TO THINK THAT
1968
01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:33,490
I AM, UH, WHAT JOSEPHINE IS
1969
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:34,791
SAYING IS THAT THIS LADY AIN'T
1970
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:37,061
NEVER, UH-- SHE AIN'T
1971
01:06:37,061 --> 01:06:40,064
NEVER BEEN WITH ANYONE.
1972
01:06:40,064 --> 01:06:41,565
>> UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
1973
01:06:41,565 --> 01:06:42,666
BEEN WITH ANYONE?
1974
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:44,368
>> NO, NO, SHE AIN'T, UH--
1975
01:06:44,368 --> 01:06:46,470
KNOWN ANYONE.
1976
01:06:46,470 --> 01:06:47,371
>> UH...
1977
01:06:47,371 --> 01:06:48,405
>> UH, VIRG,
1978
01:06:48,405 --> 01:06:49,539
IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE.
1979
01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:50,074
[ LAUGHING ]
1980
01:06:50,074 --> 01:06:51,341
>> BEC!
1981
01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:52,076
>> SHUT UP, KELLY.
1982
01:06:52,076 --> 01:06:54,511
YOU HELPED.
1983
01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:55,479
>> NOW LADIES, THIS IS NOTHING
1984
01:06:55,479 --> 01:06:57,281
TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT.
1985
01:06:57,281 --> 01:06:59,116
>> WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT.
1986
01:06:59,116 --> 01:06:59,783
[ CHUCKLING ]
1987
01:06:59,783 --> 01:07:01,385
>> YOU DID SAVE THE DAY.
1988
01:07:01,385 --> 01:07:02,952
[ CLEARING THROAT ]
1989
01:07:02,952 --> 01:07:04,654
>> MAY I PROPOSE SOMETHIN'?
1990
01:07:04,654 --> 01:07:06,290
UH, AFTER THE DAY WE HAVE ALL
1991
01:07:06,290 --> 01:07:07,757
HAD, AND THE EVENTS THAT
1992
01:07:07,757 --> 01:07:10,427
WE WOULD LIKELY LOVE TO FORGET,
1993
01:07:10,427 --> 01:07:11,995
I RECOMMEND THAT WE REPAIR INTO
1994
01:07:11,995 --> 01:07:13,197
THE LOVELY ESTABLISHMENT IN
1995
01:07:13,197 --> 01:07:15,232
FRONT OF US, WHERE WE PARTAKE IN
1996
01:07:15,232 --> 01:07:17,167
SOME CAROUSES AND SPIRITS
1997
01:07:17,167 --> 01:07:18,568
OF THE BARREL-AGED TYPE.
1998
01:07:18,568 --> 01:07:20,837
>> UH, WYATT, I THINK WE DONE
1999
01:07:20,837 --> 01:07:21,938
HAD ENOUGH SPIRITS
2000
01:07:21,938 --> 01:07:23,673
FOR ONE DAY, MAN.
2001
01:07:23,673 --> 01:07:25,209
>> HE MEANS SHOTS AND BEERS.
2002
01:07:25,209 --> 01:07:26,110
>> OH.
2003
01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:26,710
>> WHY NOT?
2004
01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:27,777
COME ON.
2005
01:07:27,777 --> 01:07:29,846
>> THAT'S CELEBRATIN'.
2006
01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:35,352
[ LAUGHING ]
2007
01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:51,335
[ MUSIC ]
2008
01:08:06,350 --> 01:08:21,298
[ MUSIC ]
2009
01:08:36,380 --> 01:08:51,428
[ MUSIC ]
2010
01:09:11,215 --> 01:09:14,918
[ SIGHING ]
2011
01:09:14,918 --> 01:09:16,420
>> HOW YOU FEEL?
2012
01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:17,053
>> COLD.
2013
01:09:17,053 --> 01:09:19,022
>> COLD.
2014
01:09:19,022 --> 01:09:21,258
THERE'S A LOT OF...
2015
01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:22,759
DARK CHOCOLATE THINGS THAT COULD
2016
01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:24,961
WARM YOU UP RIGHT NOW.
2017
01:09:24,961 --> 01:09:27,397
>> LIKE FUDGE?
2018
01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:28,732
>> YUP.
2019
01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:30,334
OR COFFEE.
2020
01:09:30,334 --> 01:09:33,403
OR HOT COCOA.
2021
01:09:33,403 --> 01:09:37,241
OR-- THERE'S OTHER SHIT.
2022
01:09:37,241 --> 01:09:38,408
>> I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
2023
01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:38,842
>> YEAH?
2024
01:09:38,842 --> 01:09:39,976
LIKE WHAT?
2025
01:09:39,976 --> 01:09:42,011
>> IT'S REALLY COOL.
2026
01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,980
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
2027
01:09:49,819 --> 01:09:51,555
IT'S REALLY, REALLY COLD!
2028
01:09:51,555 --> 01:09:52,121
I BROUGHT IT ALL THE WAY
2029
01:09:52,121 --> 01:09:55,259
FROM HOME.
2030
01:09:55,259 --> 01:09:57,527
>> I'M LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT.
2031
01:10:00,096 --> 01:10:01,831
>> YOU KNOW, MY GRANDMA REALLY
2032
01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:04,067
HAS A SECRET S'MORE RECIPE.
2033
01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:06,336
>> YEAH, WHAT'S SHE HAVE?
2034
01:10:06,336 --> 01:10:08,438
CHOCOLATE?
2035
01:10:08,438 --> 01:10:10,807
>> NO, IT'S A SPECIAL SAUCE.
2036
01:10:10,807 --> 01:10:13,477
>> YEAH?
2037
01:10:13,477 --> 01:10:16,446
>> LIKE, A SPECIAL SPICE.
2038
01:10:16,446 --> 01:10:18,415
>> WHO THE FUCK PUTS SPICE
2039
01:10:18,415 --> 01:10:22,218
IN A S'MORE?
2040
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,420
>> EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE SPICE
2041
01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:25,789
IN THEIR LIFE.
2042
01:10:37,701 --> 01:10:39,736
[ LASH CRACKING ]
2043
01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:47,577
HILDEGARD WANTS TO PLAY.
2044
01:10:50,714 --> 01:10:53,082
>> NOTICE I'M WEARING GLASSES,
2045
01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:55,919
AND I'M FAIRLY ATTRACTIVE.
2046
01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:58,221
I DIDN'T DIE IN THIS MOVIE,
2047
01:10:58,221 --> 01:10:59,088
SO I'M DEFINITELY ABOUT
2048
01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:00,790
TO FUCKIN' SCORE.
2049
01:11:04,561 --> 01:11:08,398
[ MUSIC ]
2050
01:11:08,398 --> 01:11:10,600
[singing] AS I WAS GOIN' OVER
2051
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,102
THE DARK AND SCARY MOUNTAINS
2052
01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:15,339
I SAW AN APPARITION
2053
01:11:15,339 --> 01:11:17,874
HIS SOULS A' HE WAS COUNTIN'
2054
01:11:17,874 --> 01:11:20,344
AT FIRST I WAS FRIGHTENED
2055
01:11:20,344 --> 01:11:22,712
AND THEN I STARTED WONDERIN'
2056
01:11:22,712 --> 01:11:24,848
I WATCHED AND WITNESSED
2057
01:11:24,848 --> 01:11:25,949
AS THE SCARECROW
2058
01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:27,351
HE CAME LUMBERIN'
2059
01:11:27,351 --> 01:11:30,354
MRRGH RUM DUM A DO DIM A DUM
2060
01:11:30,354 --> 01:11:32,789
WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW
2061
01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:34,724
WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW
2062
01:11:34,724 --> 01:11:37,427
THERE'S WHISKEY AT THE BAR
2063
01:11:40,697 --> 01:11:43,132
HE STOOD UP AND HE ROARED
2064
01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:45,469
I WEPT AND THEN I FLED
2065
01:11:45,469 --> 01:11:47,837
FOR NEVER HAD I FELT
2066
01:11:47,837 --> 01:11:50,374
THE TERROR OF SUCH A MONSTER
2067
01:11:50,374 --> 01:11:52,642
I RAN DOWN TO THE PUB
2068
01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:55,011
BUT NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE ME
2069
01:11:55,011 --> 01:11:57,414
THE DEVIL WAS IN THAT SCARECROW
2070
01:11:57,414 --> 01:11:59,683
AND HE FOUND ME EASY
2071
01:11:59,683 --> 01:12:02,819
MRRGH RUM DUM A DO DIM A DUM
2072
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:05,154
WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW
2073
01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:07,123
WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW
2074
01:12:07,123 --> 01:12:10,427
THERE'S WHISKEY AT THE BAR
2075
01:12:13,397 --> 01:12:15,532
BEING DRUNK AND WEARY
2076
01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:17,901
I FLED INTO THE NIGHT
2077
01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:19,903
I TOOK THE WHISKEY WITH ME
2078
01:12:19,903 --> 01:12:22,672
AND I NEVER KNEW THE DANGER
2079
01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:25,074
A FEW SIPS MAYBE TEN
2080
01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:27,544
AND AFTER ME THE SCARECROW
2081
01:12:27,544 --> 01:12:29,446
I SLIPPED AND DROPPED MY BOTTLE
2082
01:12:29,446 --> 01:12:31,848
AND THAT MONSTER HE PURSUED ME
2083
01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:35,084
MRRGH RUM DUM A DO DIM A DUM
2084
01:12:35,084 --> 01:12:37,521
WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW
2085
01:12:37,521 --> 01:12:39,623
WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW
2086
01:12:39,623 --> 01:12:42,426
THERE'S WHISKEY AT THE BAR
2087
01:12:45,529 --> 01:12:47,831
NOW RUNNIN' FOR MY LIFE
2088
01:12:47,831 --> 01:12:50,434
HIS ROARS A WAYS BEHIND ME
2089
01:12:50,434 --> 01:12:52,235
I FOUND ANOTHER PUB
2090
01:12:52,235 --> 01:12:55,104
AND I HID AMONGST THE BARRELS
2091
01:12:55,104 --> 01:12:57,607
I DRANK MYSELF QUITE HEAVY
2092
01:12:57,607 --> 01:12:59,876
BLOCKIN' OUT THE ROARS
2093
01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:02,278
BUT NE'ER WILL I FORGET
2094
01:13:02,278 --> 01:13:04,781
THE DANGERS OF THAT SCARECROW
2095
01:13:04,781 --> 01:13:07,617
MRRGH RUM DUM A DO DIM A DUM
2096
01:13:07,617 --> 01:13:10,019
WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW
2097
01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:11,955
WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW
2098
01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:14,691
THERE'S WHISKEY AT THE BAR
2099
01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:23,600
>> BEHAVE, OR I'LL MAIL
2100
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,569
YOUR PARTS ACROSS THE GLOBE.
2101
01:13:25,569 --> 01:13:25,969
>> DID YOU GET
2102
01:13:25,969 --> 01:13:27,136
ALL THE PARTS, JO?
2103
01:13:27,136 --> 01:13:29,473
>> YEAH, I GOT ALL THE PARTS.
2104
01:13:29,473 --> 01:13:29,939
WE DON'T NEED A MILLION OF
2105
01:13:29,939 --> 01:13:32,742
THOSE THINGS RUNNIN' AROUND.
2106
01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:33,577
>> SURE AM GLAD THE GIRLS WERE
2107
01:13:33,577 --> 01:13:36,312
ABLE TO STOP IT THIS TIME.
2108
01:13:36,312 --> 01:13:38,648
>> YEAH, BECAUSE IT WAS WEAK.
2109
01:13:38,648 --> 01:13:40,584
WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT IS?
2110
01:13:40,584 --> 01:13:41,150
>> THIS PLACE ISN'T STRONG
2111
01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:44,020
ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THE EVIL.
2112
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:45,922
RESTLESS.
2113
01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:46,389
>> WE WON'T BE ABLE
2114
01:13:46,389 --> 01:13:48,257
TO STOP IT NEXT TIME.
2115
01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:49,358
>> WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO
2116
01:13:49,358 --> 01:13:52,095
DO THE BEST WE CAN.
2117
01:13:52,095 --> 01:13:54,263
>> OKAY.
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