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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,057 --> 00:00:02,658 Previously on Pitch... 2 00:00:02,678 --> 00:00:04,356 - Ginny called. - Baker. 3 00:00:04,376 --> 00:00:06,201 Just confirming that we can't... 4 00:00:06,221 --> 00:00:08,512 Not gonna say anything. Ginny's a big girl. 5 00:00:08,547 --> 00:00:10,947 - She still carries her rookie card. - Really? 6 00:00:10,983 --> 00:00:11,882 But if it's being watched... 7 00:00:11,917 --> 00:00:14,051 What? You won't make the All-Star team? Hey! 8 00:00:14,086 --> 00:00:16,219 The only All-Star team that matters is mine. 9 00:00:16,255 --> 00:00:18,522 And you're already the leading vote-getter there. 10 00:00:18,557 --> 00:00:20,223 16 years I've been playing in this town. 11 00:00:20,259 --> 00:00:22,288 I've seen a lot of rookies come and go. 12 00:00:22,308 --> 00:00:25,354 Never met one like you. Kind of blow me away. 13 00:00:25,374 --> 00:00:28,031 I'm trying to raise a ball player here, Janet. 14 00:00:28,067 --> 00:00:30,028 Trying a new pitcher. 15 00:00:31,337 --> 00:00:32,536 We did it, Pop. 16 00:00:32,571 --> 00:00:34,699 We ain't done nothing yet. 17 00:00:43,573 --> 00:00:44,531 They're watching it now. 18 00:00:44,551 --> 00:00:46,083 - You seen it? - I got chills. 19 00:00:55,860 --> 00:00:57,876 _ 20 00:01:05,158 --> 00:01:07,320 _ 21 00:01:08,682 --> 00:01:10,345 Called, strike three. 22 00:01:14,346 --> 00:01:16,880 Put her in the game! Put her in the game! 23 00:01:16,915 --> 00:01:18,615 Put her in the game! 24 00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:21,885 Put her in the game! 25 00:01:30,217 --> 00:01:32,129 Put her in the game. 26 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,474 It's dominating social media right now. 27 00:01:37,494 --> 00:01:40,249 36 million people have signed the petition 28 00:01:40,284 --> 00:01:42,575 saying "Put Ginny Baker in the All-Star Game." 29 00:01:42,595 --> 00:01:46,555 That's twice as many votes as any player's going to get. 30 00:01:47,172 --> 00:01:49,181 We need to make a decision. 31 00:01:53,234 --> 00:01:55,498 Let's call the commissioner. 32 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:03,543 Wow. If I'd known you were such a hothouse orchid, 33 00:02:03,563 --> 00:02:06,664 I would've taken it easy on you. 34 00:02:06,684 --> 00:02:10,502 No, my back's just been acting up lately. It'll loosen. 35 00:02:11,066 --> 00:02:12,448 You should be skipping the All-Star Game. 36 00:02:12,483 --> 00:02:14,183 I'm not skipping the All-Star Game. 37 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:16,185 You can't even get your pants on. 38 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:17,920 I don't know much about baseball, but I do know 39 00:02:17,955 --> 00:02:21,405 that it's bad form to play an All-Star Game without pants. 40 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:25,067 It's in my home city, for God's sakes, I'm practically mayor. 41 00:02:25,766 --> 00:02:28,198 You could get some rest. 42 00:02:28,427 --> 00:02:31,561 I could get you a job as an analyst on the postgame show. 43 00:02:31,581 --> 00:02:33,623 You ever think about broadcasting as a second career? 44 00:02:34,998 --> 00:02:37,307 Of course I've thought of it. Look at this face, 45 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:38,892 look at these guns. 46 00:02:38,912 --> 00:02:42,085 You think I'm gonna deny these to the world after I'm done playing? 47 00:02:42,105 --> 00:02:44,822 Now, there's three phases to the Mike Lawson Experience. 48 00:02:44,842 --> 00:02:46,331 Phase one, Mm-hmm. 49 00:02:46,351 --> 00:02:48,090 Hall of Fame Player. 50 00:02:48,110 --> 00:02:50,600 Phase two, Hall of Fame broadcaster. 51 00:02:50,855 --> 00:02:52,102 Phase three, 52 00:02:52,122 --> 00:02:53,567 I move to the South of France, Mm. 53 00:02:53,587 --> 00:02:55,691 I become the greatest horseshoe player 54 00:02:55,727 --> 00:02:57,145 of all time. 55 00:02:57,165 --> 00:02:59,916 That's quite a big plan you've got there. 56 00:02:59,936 --> 00:03:03,336 Maybe we should stick to phase one and phase two for now. 57 00:03:03,801 --> 00:03:05,111 You're obviously hurt. 58 00:03:05,131 --> 00:03:07,039 I'm not skipping the All-Star G... 59 00:03:08,398 --> 00:03:09,550 Game. 60 00:03:12,834 --> 00:03:14,248 Okay, uh... 61 00:03:14,268 --> 00:03:16,868 All right, maybe-maybe a few days off, uh... 62 00:03:16,904 --> 00:03:18,537 wouldn't be so bad. 63 00:03:18,572 --> 00:03:20,105 Set up a meeting. 64 00:03:20,688 --> 00:03:21,907 I already did. 65 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:30,980 I'm not abandoning you. 66 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,951 You're abandoning me in my hour of need. 67 00:03:32,987 --> 00:03:35,020 Mmm. Yeah, no. 68 00:03:35,055 --> 00:03:37,283 I'm immune to guilt. Chickenpox and guilt. 69 00:03:37,303 --> 00:03:39,748 - Neither of them get me anymore. - Evelyn. 70 00:03:39,768 --> 00:03:41,847 The only upside to Blip not making the All-Star team 71 00:03:41,867 --> 00:03:44,062 is that we finally get to take this family vacation. 72 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:46,379 The boys have been begging to go to Disney World for years. 73 00:03:46,399 --> 00:03:49,744 Mama don't do roller coasters, so Blip's gonna go on Space Mountain with them. 74 00:03:49,764 --> 00:03:51,903 But does it have to be when my mother's visiting? 75 00:03:51,939 --> 00:03:53,376 You're my best buffer. 76 00:03:53,396 --> 00:03:55,843 Now I have to spend three days alone with this woman. 77 00:03:55,863 --> 00:03:57,678 Well, maybe it won't be so bad. 78 00:03:57,942 --> 00:03:59,466 You've met her. 79 00:03:59,486 --> 00:04:01,607 If there was an All-Star Game for silent judgment 80 00:04:01,627 --> 00:04:03,915 and guilt trips, she'd be MVP. 81 00:04:03,951 --> 00:04:07,001 She's your mom, Ginny. It can't have been all bad. 82 00:04:14,228 --> 00:04:15,198 Oh, come on. 83 00:04:15,218 --> 00:04:17,243 No, no, you cannot say anything. 84 00:04:17,263 --> 00:04:19,231 Not a word about getting your ears pierced. 85 00:04:19,266 --> 00:04:20,825 If you do, he's gonna, like, board up all the doors. 86 00:04:20,845 --> 00:04:22,267 All right, fine, but you do all the talking. 87 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,551 Okay, I'll do all the talking. 88 00:04:23,571 --> 00:04:25,437 - Just don't make me laugh. - Okay, I'll try. 89 00:04:25,457 --> 00:04:27,364 Try hard, 'cause if you get me going, we ain't gonna never 90 00:04:27,384 --> 00:04:28,966 - get out of here. - Okay. 91 00:04:30,177 --> 00:04:31,376 Be serious. 92 00:04:31,412 --> 00:04:32,403 Okay. 93 00:04:33,956 --> 00:04:35,249 Going to the mall, we'll be back. 94 00:04:35,269 --> 00:04:38,216 Make sure you buy some oil for your mitt. 95 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:40,852 Tanner's oil. 96 00:04:40,888 --> 00:04:43,121 Has to be Tanner's oil. 97 00:04:43,479 --> 00:04:45,902 - Ginny, you hear me? - Heard you. 98 00:04:45,922 --> 00:04:48,093 She heard you, baby. 99 00:04:52,170 --> 00:04:53,438 - I hear you. - Got the luggage. 100 00:04:53,458 --> 00:04:56,001 All right, well, hang in there, bro. 101 00:04:57,271 --> 00:04:58,837 That was Mike. 102 00:04:58,872 --> 00:05:00,427 He's bailing on the All-Star Game. 103 00:05:00,447 --> 00:05:02,506 What? His back. 104 00:05:02,526 --> 00:05:04,136 He thinks we shouldn't even pack, babe. 105 00:05:04,156 --> 00:05:06,512 He says I'm about to get a call from the front office 106 00:05:06,532 --> 00:05:09,129 saying that I'm gonna be the Padres' rep. 107 00:05:10,327 --> 00:05:12,184 We're the home team, somebody's got to play. 108 00:05:12,219 --> 00:05:14,219 Who else but you? 109 00:05:14,254 --> 00:05:15,947 Nobody. 110 00:05:17,091 --> 00:05:18,423 I told you! 111 00:05:18,459 --> 00:05:19,524 - You did. - Didn't I tell you? 112 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,126 - You told me. - Didn't I tell you? 113 00:05:21,161 --> 00:05:22,585 What's going on? 114 00:05:22,605 --> 00:05:24,429 Daddy's gonna play in the All-Star Game! 115 00:05:25,389 --> 00:05:27,292 Give me some. 116 00:05:27,312 --> 00:05:28,935 - Do we get to go to the game? - Absolutely. 117 00:05:28,955 --> 00:05:30,851 Right after we go to Disney World? 118 00:05:32,196 --> 00:05:34,392 That might have to wait a little. 119 00:05:36,576 --> 00:05:37,800 Hello? 120 00:05:38,364 --> 00:05:39,701 Yes. 121 00:05:40,129 --> 00:05:41,697 Okay, but can... 122 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:43,996 Uh-huh. 123 00:05:46,692 --> 00:05:48,043 Okay. 124 00:05:48,078 --> 00:05:49,401 Thanks. 125 00:05:53,891 --> 00:05:55,217 That was the front office. 126 00:05:55,252 --> 00:05:58,252 Apparently, I've been named to the All-Star team. 127 00:06:00,164 --> 00:06:02,499 I'm gonna be the Padres' rep. 128 00:06:06,859 --> 00:06:08,489 We're going to Disney World. 129 00:06:15,735 --> 00:06:19,706 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 130 00:06:21,478 --> 00:06:22,926 She's not an All-Star, Jason. 131 00:06:22,946 --> 00:06:25,586 - She's won her last three starts. - Is she the best of the best? 132 00:06:25,606 --> 00:06:28,016 She is the star of all stars. 133 00:06:28,051 --> 00:06:29,851 And this is the All-Star Game. 134 00:06:29,886 --> 00:06:31,669 You think there's a guy in the history... 135 00:06:31,689 --> 00:06:32,958 Hey, Baker. 136 00:06:32,978 --> 00:06:35,156 It is good to see you getting some airtime for a change. 137 00:06:35,192 --> 00:06:39,027 Yeah, we were worried people might be forgetting about you. 138 00:06:39,062 --> 00:06:40,243 Blip... 139 00:06:40,745 --> 00:06:43,265 No. We are not having this conversation again. 140 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:45,014 You're gonna play in this game. 141 00:06:45,034 --> 00:06:48,706 I'm-a go ride around in some tea cups with my family. It's all good. 142 00:06:48,726 --> 00:06:49,871 All right? 143 00:06:52,826 --> 00:06:55,977 She told me you were taking them on Space Mountain. 144 00:06:56,013 --> 00:06:58,446 Papa don't do roller coasters. 145 00:07:01,351 --> 00:07:02,884 Just give me 24 hours. 146 00:07:02,919 --> 00:07:04,352 That's all I need. 147 00:07:04,388 --> 00:07:06,388 Thank you, thank you. 148 00:07:06,423 --> 00:07:08,523 Rhonda! 149 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:10,716 I need you to book me on the first flight to Amsterdam. 150 00:07:10,736 --> 00:07:12,936 - I'm heading to the airport now. - You can't do that. 151 00:07:12,971 --> 00:07:15,325 You're the GM of the team hosting the All-Star Game. 152 00:07:15,345 --> 00:07:16,599 - Listen to me. Rhonda? - The entire baseball world 153 00:07:16,619 --> 00:07:18,742 - is about to descend upon... - Rhonda? 154 00:07:18,811 --> 00:07:20,243 Livan's 26. 155 00:07:20,312 --> 00:07:21,278 What? 156 00:07:21,313 --> 00:07:22,813 You heard me. 157 00:07:22,848 --> 00:07:24,982 - That means... - That means none of the GMs 158 00:07:25,002 --> 00:07:26,950 can know where I'm going, okay? Do you understand? 159 00:07:26,985 --> 00:07:28,652 I understand what you want me to do. 160 00:07:28,687 --> 00:07:30,620 I don't understand how I'm supposed to do it. 161 00:07:30,656 --> 00:07:31,955 You're gonna figure it out. 162 00:07:31,990 --> 00:07:33,323 I'll call you from the airport. 163 00:07:36,994 --> 00:07:39,029 You see what I have to put up with? 164 00:07:44,803 --> 00:07:48,271 - Sorry to bother you, Skip. - No, no. Come on in, kid. 165 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:52,843 And when I say "kid," I don't mean it in a Bogart sort of way. 166 00:07:52,878 --> 00:07:54,978 I mean it in that you're a third my age. 167 00:07:55,013 --> 00:07:57,147 Sit down, sit down. What's on your mind? 168 00:07:59,718 --> 00:08:02,407 I don't deserve to be playing in the All-Star Game. 169 00:08:02,427 --> 00:08:04,121 I was just starting to be accepted by the guys. 170 00:08:04,156 --> 00:08:06,056 It's terrible timing, and if I turn it down, 171 00:08:06,091 --> 00:08:08,682 they'll choose Blip, who deserves to go. 172 00:08:09,721 --> 00:08:11,078 All true. 173 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:16,967 Let me tell you about how I met my wife. 174 00:08:17,002 --> 00:08:18,769 We were at a friend's party. 175 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:21,138 I approached her at the food table, I mumbled something 176 00:08:21,173 --> 00:08:24,040 brilliant about the crudités 177 00:08:24,076 --> 00:08:27,077 and somehow I managed to engage her in a conversation, 178 00:08:27,112 --> 00:08:29,279 and then finally I asked her if she'd like 179 00:08:29,314 --> 00:08:30,901 to have dinner with me. 180 00:08:30,921 --> 00:08:33,817 She had zero interest. 181 00:08:36,358 --> 00:08:37,821 But I'd just got back from 'Nam. 182 00:08:37,856 --> 00:08:40,257 I took one in the calf, I was hobbling a little, 183 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:42,959 and she had a big heart. 184 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:45,295 So she said yes. 185 00:08:45,702 --> 00:08:47,878 Pure pity date. 186 00:08:49,543 --> 00:08:55,005 42 years, four kids, 12 grandkids later. 187 00:08:55,332 --> 00:08:57,262 Didn't turn out so bad. 188 00:08:59,632 --> 00:09:01,144 I'm not following here, Skip. 189 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:03,013 Take the pity date. 190 00:09:03,658 --> 00:09:05,448 It doesn't matter why they say yes. 191 00:09:05,484 --> 00:09:08,051 It matters what you do after they say it. 192 00:09:11,421 --> 00:09:13,290 Okay. 193 00:09:15,395 --> 00:09:18,195 Let's check on the All-Star schedule, okay? 194 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:20,897 I don't want to do that. 195 00:09:20,933 --> 00:09:22,265 I'm just dreading having to tell my mom 196 00:09:22,301 --> 00:09:24,034 that I'm not gonna have any time for her. 197 00:09:24,069 --> 00:09:25,368 Ginny, she's gonna be happy for you. 198 00:09:25,404 --> 00:09:28,038 No, she's not. 199 00:09:28,598 --> 00:09:30,059 Right on cue. 200 00:09:30,394 --> 00:09:31,436 Hi, honey. 201 00:09:31,456 --> 00:09:33,977 - Hi, Mom. - Oh! 202 00:09:34,012 --> 00:09:35,345 Oh, my baby. 203 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:36,913 Oh, there she is. 204 00:09:36,982 --> 00:09:38,748 - Amelia, oh, good to see you. - Welcome. 205 00:09:38,784 --> 00:09:40,159 Thanks for picking her up, Eliot. 206 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:41,918 - No problem. - You look well. 207 00:09:41,954 --> 00:09:43,787 Thank you, thank you. So do you. 208 00:09:43,822 --> 00:09:46,089 Three whole days with you all to myself. 209 00:09:46,124 --> 00:09:49,025 - Oh, can you imagine that? - Yeah, well... 210 00:09:49,061 --> 00:09:51,330 there's been a slight change of plans. 211 00:09:51,568 --> 00:09:53,797 I just got named to the All-Star team. 212 00:09:53,956 --> 00:09:55,131 The All-Star team? 213 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,833 I know, it's crazy. 214 00:09:56,868 --> 00:09:58,368 There was a public campaign... 215 00:09:58,403 --> 00:09:59,769 That's amazing. 216 00:09:59,805 --> 00:10:01,037 That is amazing! 217 00:10:01,073 --> 00:10:05,451 Yeah. It is, thanks, I'm excited. Um... 218 00:10:05,911 --> 00:10:10,380 but it also means I have a lot to do that I hadn't planned on, so... 219 00:10:13,285 --> 00:10:15,432 So less time for me. 220 00:10:17,044 --> 00:10:18,524 I'm sorry. 221 00:10:20,336 --> 00:10:23,059 - So what's the plan for tomorrow? - Um... 222 00:10:23,095 --> 00:10:25,495 tomorrow, I've got a lot of MLB stuff during the day, 223 00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:27,931 so Eliot's gonna take you 224 00:10:27,966 --> 00:10:29,866 all around the city, show you around. 225 00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:32,698 There's a ton of stuff to do here, there's LEGOLAND, and... 226 00:10:32,718 --> 00:10:34,308 - Uh, the zoo... - The zoo. 227 00:10:34,328 --> 00:10:36,818 And then tomorrow night, we'll get dinner together. 228 00:10:37,555 --> 00:10:39,809 Certainly... looking forward 229 00:10:39,845 --> 00:10:42,351 to getting to spend some time with Eliot. 230 00:10:42,371 --> 00:10:43,876 Hmm, me, too. 231 00:10:45,858 --> 00:10:46,974 Oh. 232 00:10:48,886 --> 00:10:51,154 Well, I probably should just 233 00:10:51,189 --> 00:10:53,023 go on ahead and get unpacked. 234 00:10:53,058 --> 00:10:55,392 Mom, I didn't... I didn't, um... 235 00:10:55,427 --> 00:10:58,287 I didn't plan this to avoid spending time with you. 236 00:10:58,307 --> 00:10:59,760 No one said you did. 237 00:11:01,769 --> 00:11:03,033 It's okay. 238 00:11:04,749 --> 00:11:07,040 - Good night. - Good night. 239 00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:19,462 Wow. 240 00:11:19,482 --> 00:11:22,120 - I had no idea. - Yeah. 241 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,218 Well, someone once said when it comes to divorce, 242 00:11:24,253 --> 00:11:26,967 let go of worrying about the money. Go in knowing you're gonna get killed 243 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,062 and then maybe you'll be surprised. 244 00:11:29,082 --> 00:11:31,384 Well, you could have told me that before you showed me this. 245 00:11:31,404 --> 00:11:33,196 She gets half the dealerships? 246 00:11:33,216 --> 00:11:35,517 Well, next time listen to me about the prenup. 247 00:11:36,284 --> 00:11:39,313 You still got one more contract in you. You'll get some back. 248 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:42,212 36-year-old catcher with 65-year-old knees, 249 00:11:42,232 --> 00:11:43,224 and a back that's playing peek-a-boo. 250 00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:45,093 I've got two more good earning years tops. 251 00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:47,352 So go to the Yankees or Boston... they pay more. 252 00:11:47,372 --> 00:11:49,933 Or Texas. Get away from these state taxes... 253 00:11:49,953 --> 00:11:51,499 I'm a Padre. 254 00:11:52,493 --> 00:11:56,004 Then get serious about what you're doing after baseball. 255 00:11:56,039 --> 00:11:57,963 Oh, I'm dead serious. 256 00:11:58,808 --> 00:12:00,308 I've got a phase two. 257 00:12:00,707 --> 00:12:02,046 And what's that? 258 00:12:02,152 --> 00:12:03,686 All right, you guys ready? A little rehearsal here. 259 00:12:03,706 --> 00:12:05,780 So, Mike, this is just a run-through 260 00:12:05,815 --> 00:12:08,441 to kind of get you acclimated for the way it's supposed to go tomorrow. 261 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,363 - Okay. - You're okay with that? 262 00:12:09,383 --> 00:12:11,901 - Okay, let's do it. - CJ, ready? 263 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,432 Addison Russell, as you guys know, will be the starting shortstop 264 00:12:14,452 --> 00:12:17,292 for the National League and batting ninth. But the reality is 265 00:12:17,327 --> 00:12:19,060 this should be Corey Seager's job. 266 00:12:19,095 --> 00:12:21,586 He has been the best shortstop in the National League. 267 00:12:21,606 --> 00:12:23,798 And, Mike, you've been on this National League team 268 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:26,134 eight times before. What do you think of this year's squad? 269 00:12:26,169 --> 00:12:27,969 This year's squad? Oh, man, 270 00:12:28,004 --> 00:12:30,138 they're crazy good, even without Kersh. 271 00:12:30,173 --> 00:12:32,307 Cueto's slide-cut combo is lethal. 272 00:12:32,342 --> 00:12:35,786 Scherzer has the most legit one through four in the bigs. 273 00:12:35,806 --> 00:12:37,027 Lester's a beast. 274 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,347 Among hitters, obviously, Chris Bryant is the man. 275 00:12:39,382 --> 00:12:41,249 His ISO's at 2.92. 276 00:12:41,284 --> 00:12:44,852 His weighted runs created plus of 153 last year 277 00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:46,544 is ridonculous! 278 00:12:46,564 --> 00:12:50,091 And his WOBA of .412 is off the charts. 279 00:12:50,126 --> 00:12:52,160 Sorry, you know what? That was, uh... 280 00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:55,094 .40... 403, damn. I-I'll get that. 281 00:12:55,114 --> 00:12:57,198 Uh, Buster Posey is... 282 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,167 Uh, all right, well, stop ri-right there 283 00:12:59,202 --> 00:13:01,269 - for just a minute. - No, I know, I blew that last one, 284 00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:03,831 but I'll get it tomorrow, okay? So, you know, don't worry. 285 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,633 But otherwise? 286 00:13:08,124 --> 00:13:10,078 Uh... you know, good... 287 00:13:10,744 --> 00:13:11,845 Yeah? 288 00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:14,046 A little bit too much jargon. You kind of sounded like 289 00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:16,080 a stat-head and not a baseball player... Be a baseball player. 290 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,118 And you want to appeal to the average fan. 291 00:13:18,138 --> 00:13:20,043 Think of the ten-year-old kid or the grandmother watching. 292 00:13:20,063 --> 00:13:22,290 Right. Okay, yeah. I, you know, I was just trying to put a little flair 293 00:13:22,325 --> 00:13:23,886 in there, you know, a little signature style, 294 00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:25,463 but if you think I should adjust it, I could. 295 00:13:25,483 --> 00:13:27,095 It was unintelligible. 296 00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:29,885 All right. 297 00:13:31,334 --> 00:13:34,545 All right, I'll, uh... I'll work on it. Yeah. 298 00:13:43,672 --> 00:13:45,880 I hear Al just barely skated by with his job. 299 00:13:45,915 --> 00:13:47,982 I heard Frank Reid wasn't quite so lucky. 300 00:13:48,018 --> 00:13:50,505 I heard the same. Rhonda. 301 00:13:52,572 --> 00:13:54,255 Gentlemen, I trust you're having a good time. 302 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,926 - We are. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 303 00:13:55,946 --> 00:13:57,786 We were just wondering where Oscar is. 304 00:13:57,806 --> 00:13:59,873 Oh, he's wrapping up a meeting. 305 00:13:59,893 --> 00:14:02,411 What kind of meeting's keeping him from his own cocktail party? 306 00:14:02,431 --> 00:14:03,433 Huh? 307 00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:06,230 It's not a meeting, actually. 308 00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:08,766 It's an abscessed tooth. 309 00:14:08,802 --> 00:14:10,050 Very painful. I was able 310 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,376 to get his dentist to come down here to drain it. 311 00:14:12,396 --> 00:14:13,918 The tooth that's abscessing. 312 00:14:13,938 --> 00:14:15,807 You should see how much abscess there is. 313 00:14:15,842 --> 00:14:18,276 I'm gonna get you guys a refill. I'll be back. Thank you. 314 00:14:19,679 --> 00:14:21,980 - That was weird, right? - Way weird. 315 00:14:22,015 --> 00:14:24,782 - That was a lie, right? - Bold-faced. 316 00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:26,812 Livan. 317 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,153 _ 318 00:14:32,863 --> 00:14:34,325 What do you mean, you think they're onto me? 319 00:14:34,345 --> 00:14:37,328 Well, for one thing, it turns out I'm a terrible liar. 320 00:14:37,364 --> 00:14:39,530 And for another, the story just broke. 321 00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:41,232 And I quote: 322 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,077 "A new report claims that Livan Duarte, 323 00:14:43,097 --> 00:14:45,436 the superstar catcher who recently defected from Cuba 324 00:14:45,472 --> 00:14:47,565 during a tournament in Amsterdam is not 22 325 00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:50,541 but is, in fact, 26, making any team eligible 326 00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:52,349 to sign him immediately without being taxed." 327 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,142 She told me the story was embargoed. 328 00:14:54,162 --> 00:14:55,737 That's all right. 329 00:14:55,757 --> 00:14:57,582 I have a huge head start. 330 00:14:58,514 --> 00:15:00,451 - Or not. - What's the matter? 331 00:15:00,487 --> 00:15:02,520 I'm looking at Livan's agent 332 00:15:02,555 --> 00:15:03,855 shaking hands with the general manager 333 00:15:03,890 --> 00:15:05,590 of the New York Yankees. 334 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,753 - Well, that's not good. - I know. 335 00:15:08,895 --> 00:15:11,033 The next batter in the Home Run Derby 336 00:15:11,053 --> 00:15:13,653 is second baseman for the Seattle Mariners, 337 00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:15,255 Robinson Cano. 338 00:15:20,095 --> 00:15:22,562 Cano drives that one to deep center. 339 00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:26,599 It's gone! 340 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:27,934 You'll be fine. 341 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,654 They're just getting it out of their system. 342 00:15:32,743 --> 00:15:35,208 And there goes another. 343 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:38,433 Ah, they can't touch you. 344 00:15:41,472 --> 00:15:44,697 Whoa, that one is way back. 345 00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:49,038 And it's outta here! 346 00:15:49,058 --> 00:15:51,370 He might be able to touch you. 347 00:15:51,476 --> 00:15:52,657 Don't pitch to him. 348 00:15:52,677 --> 00:15:54,995 And time's up. 349 00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:00,400 You trying to pull a fast one on me? 350 00:16:00,435 --> 00:16:03,770 Daddy power bomb! Boom! 351 00:16:03,805 --> 00:16:05,633 Oh, you trying to get in on it, too? 352 00:16:05,653 --> 00:16:07,381 Hey, hey, hey, keep it down. 353 00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,468 I'm trying to decide what theme park tickets we should get. 354 00:16:09,503 --> 00:16:13,542 Go with whichever one makes the money magically disappear less. 355 00:16:13,562 --> 00:16:14,734 Pow! 356 00:16:15,419 --> 00:16:18,820 What the hell? Get 'em all! 357 00:16:18,856 --> 00:16:20,589 Time out, time out, time out, time out. 358 00:16:22,055 --> 00:16:23,711 I'm getting a phone call. 359 00:16:23,731 --> 00:16:26,372 Hello. Hold on a sec. 360 00:16:27,605 --> 00:16:31,370 Yes. Okay, I see. 361 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,556 No, that's great. Thank you. 362 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:36,397 Yeah, thank you so much. 363 00:16:37,921 --> 00:16:39,230 Babe... 364 00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:43,098 Dexter Fowler pulled out. 365 00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:44,366 Hamstring. 366 00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:46,448 I made the All-Star Game! 367 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,052 Oh, wow. 368 00:16:50,087 --> 00:16:52,183 Wow, that's great! 369 00:16:52,203 --> 00:16:54,383 Evy, I'm an All-Star, baby! 370 00:16:54,403 --> 00:16:57,138 - Yeah, I know. I got it. - Hey... 371 00:16:57,158 --> 00:16:58,635 I get to be introduced 372 00:16:58,655 --> 00:17:00,541 and tip my cap to the home crowd 373 00:17:00,577 --> 00:17:02,410 while watching the fighter jets fly over. 374 00:17:02,445 --> 00:17:04,467 Yay. 375 00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:08,149 This is the biggest moment of my life. 376 00:17:08,184 --> 00:17:10,817 Are you seriously not happy for me? 377 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,988 Of course. I'm very happy for you, babe. 378 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:16,081 Wow. 379 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,826 It's nice to have such a supportive wife. 380 00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:20,895 Excuse me? 381 00:17:21,671 --> 00:17:24,599 No, wait... I'm not supportive? 382 00:17:24,634 --> 00:17:28,002 - Look, how you...? - No, you said yours. I'm gonna say mine. 383 00:17:28,456 --> 00:17:31,906 I did single-A with you. I did double-A. 384 00:17:31,941 --> 00:17:35,676 I've sat through 0 for 4s and slumps and benchings. 385 00:17:35,712 --> 00:17:37,979 There's almost a year of our marriage MIA 386 00:17:38,014 --> 00:17:40,648 for all of the road trips, and I've never complained. 387 00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:42,950 Not once. 388 00:17:42,986 --> 00:17:47,155 I recap every game, every moment of your life 389 00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,823 every night... 390 00:17:48,858 --> 00:17:51,428 and it's the highlight of my day. 391 00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:54,962 I raise your sons when you're gone. 392 00:17:54,998 --> 00:17:56,731 I keep your home while you're away, 393 00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:58,466 and I'm ready to uproot our lives 394 00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:01,402 if another old man decides on a whim he wants you more 395 00:18:01,437 --> 00:18:02,937 than the one who currently pays you. 396 00:18:03,651 --> 00:18:06,974 So perhaps you will allow me one single moment 397 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:09,010 of disappointment upon learning 398 00:18:09,045 --> 00:18:12,295 our family vacation was just ruined with a phone call. 399 00:18:14,647 --> 00:18:17,785 The boys and I will watch the game from here. 400 00:18:17,821 --> 00:18:19,420 I'll take them to the theme park 401 00:18:19,455 --> 00:18:22,845 all by myself like I do all the time in San Diego. 402 00:18:22,865 --> 00:18:25,459 And we'll see you back there in a few days. 403 00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:28,129 You go enjoy the biggest moment of your life 404 00:18:28,164 --> 00:18:30,464 with the fighter planes. 405 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:36,003 Hmm, turns out watching the Home Run Derby 406 00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:37,805 is not the cure for feeling like a fraud. 407 00:18:37,841 --> 00:18:40,174 You're not a fraud. 408 00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:41,742 I should be going over the hitters with you tonight, 409 00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:43,477 not going to dinner with my mom. 410 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,513 She's gonna make me feel guilty. 411 00:18:45,548 --> 00:18:47,782 - You want me to come? - Would you? 412 00:18:47,817 --> 00:18:50,885 Sure. Moms love me. 413 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,520 I mean, I gotta do a little prep work 414 00:18:52,555 --> 00:18:54,722 for this broadcast thing, but I can grab a quick bite. 415 00:18:54,757 --> 00:18:57,158 That would be amazing. Thank you. 416 00:18:57,193 --> 00:18:59,958 Oh, hey, I invited Amelia, my agent. 417 00:18:59,978 --> 00:19:01,696 You met her once? 418 00:19:01,731 --> 00:19:04,532 Anyway, you should talk to her about the broadcasting stuff. 419 00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:07,235 - She's the best. - Oh. Good to know. 420 00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:14,602 Nice dress. 421 00:19:14,622 --> 00:19:17,745 - Oh, thanks, Mom. - You look beautiful. 422 00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:20,147 Um, listen, I hope you don't mind, 423 00:19:20,183 --> 00:19:21,782 I invited a couple friends to join us. 424 00:19:21,818 --> 00:19:23,551 I don't mind. Actually, I invited 425 00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:24,619 somebody to join us, too. 426 00:19:24,654 --> 00:19:25,853 Oh, okay. 427 00:19:25,889 --> 00:19:27,312 Oh, here he is. 428 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,279 - Hey. - Hey. 429 00:19:28,299 --> 00:19:30,838 Kevin, this is my daughter, Ginny. 430 00:19:30,858 --> 00:19:32,560 Hi. Nice to meet you. 431 00:19:32,595 --> 00:19:34,228 Hello. 432 00:19:34,264 --> 00:19:36,046 Kevin's a friend from Tarboro. 433 00:19:36,066 --> 00:19:37,732 He was in Arizona on business. 434 00:19:38,236 --> 00:19:40,801 When I found out I'd basically be spending the trip alone, 435 00:19:40,837 --> 00:19:43,136 I just, well, I asked him to join me. 436 00:19:43,156 --> 00:19:44,530 - I see. - Uh, ladies? 437 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,640 Oh, all right. 438 00:19:45,675 --> 00:19:47,795 Oh, Mom, can I have a moment? 439 00:19:48,676 --> 00:19:50,278 - Oh, uh... - Sorry. 440 00:19:50,313 --> 00:19:51,812 - Go ahead. - Okay. 441 00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:53,903 A friend? 442 00:19:54,265 --> 00:19:55,687 We're dating. 443 00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:58,219 And you didn't feel like giving me a heads-up 444 00:19:58,254 --> 00:20:00,955 that you were inviting him or, I don't know, that you have a boyfriend? 445 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:02,623 Oh, you mean, like, the heads-up you gave me 446 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,991 that you were gonna be playing in the All-Star Game? 447 00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:05,893 And I don't think I need your permission 448 00:20:05,929 --> 00:20:07,194 to start to date again. 449 00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:09,263 This is so like you to be doing this. 450 00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:11,766 - The night before the All-Star Game. - What am I doing? 451 00:20:11,801 --> 00:20:13,167 - What am I doing? - There you are. 452 00:20:13,202 --> 00:20:15,236 Oh, Ginny didn't tell me she invited her sister. 453 00:20:15,271 --> 00:20:18,139 Don't bother, she's taken. 454 00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:22,576 Hey, Amelia. You remember Mike Lawson? 455 00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:25,746 Uh, yes. We met briefly. Nice to see you. 456 00:20:25,782 --> 00:20:27,281 You as well. 457 00:20:27,317 --> 00:20:29,317 We were just heading to our table. 458 00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:36,590 Oh, good, you're here. This is gonna be fun. 459 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:39,123 - We may want our meal to go. - Mm. 460 00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:43,111 So, how long you two been a couple? 461 00:20:43,147 --> 00:20:45,547 Oh, no, no. We're not a couple. 462 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,115 No, not... 463 00:20:47,151 --> 00:20:49,484 I didn't even know that Amelia was gonna be here tonight 464 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,087 when Ginny invited me, no. 465 00:20:52,122 --> 00:20:53,288 No, it was a total surprise. 466 00:20:53,324 --> 00:20:55,224 Right, and since he barely knows me, 467 00:20:55,259 --> 00:20:57,559 - it was just such a boring surprise. - Right, exactly. 468 00:20:57,595 --> 00:20:59,664 How long have you two been together? 469 00:20:59,973 --> 00:21:01,063 Oh, um, 470 00:21:01,098 --> 00:21:02,297 a little over a year now? Mm-hmm. 471 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,666 A year? Really? 472 00:21:04,735 --> 00:21:07,236 Well, I mean, we knew each other from a distance. 473 00:21:07,271 --> 00:21:10,072 - Uh, uh... - Kevin is from Tarboro, where we're from, 474 00:21:10,107 --> 00:21:12,341 - but we, um... - I was married until recently. 475 00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:14,109 Just got a divorce about a year ago. 476 00:21:14,144 --> 00:21:18,046 So we really got to know each other after that. 477 00:21:18,082 --> 00:21:20,082 But I've seen you play. 478 00:21:20,117 --> 00:21:21,717 I used to come to a lot of your games. 479 00:21:21,752 --> 00:21:23,252 I mean, the whole town did. 480 00:21:23,287 --> 00:21:25,463 She was a sight to behold. 481 00:21:25,569 --> 00:21:29,258 - Still is. - Speaking of watching her games, um... 482 00:21:29,293 --> 00:21:32,461 we were hoping we could get Kevin a ticket to the All-Star Game. 483 00:21:32,871 --> 00:21:35,572 Mm. I only got the one for you, so... 484 00:21:35,592 --> 00:21:36,822 - It's okay. - No, no. 485 00:21:36,842 --> 00:21:39,234 I have a couple I'm not using. Have at 'em. 486 00:21:41,071 --> 00:21:42,925 - Thank you, Mike. - Wow, thanks. 487 00:21:42,945 --> 00:21:44,740 - Much, much appreciated. - It's not every day 488 00:21:44,775 --> 00:21:47,509 that your daughter's an All-Star. 489 00:21:47,544 --> 00:21:49,278 No, it's not. 490 00:21:53,844 --> 00:21:55,333 Ginny-bean... 491 00:21:58,971 --> 00:22:01,430 - What is it? - Open it and find out. 492 00:22:03,694 --> 00:22:05,327 It's a dress for the dance. 493 00:22:05,362 --> 00:22:08,563 - Oh, I love it. - Well, try it on! Try it! 494 00:22:08,599 --> 00:22:11,667 - Oh, it's so pretty! - What's all the fuss? What's that? 495 00:22:11,702 --> 00:22:13,568 - It's for the dance tomorrow night. - Tomorrow? 496 00:22:13,604 --> 00:22:15,616 Oh, no. You're gonna have to miss it. 497 00:22:15,636 --> 00:22:17,440 Bill, this is her first school dance. 498 00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:20,108 And the All-Star travel team tryouts are on Saturday, and you 499 00:22:20,144 --> 00:22:21,739 - ain't near ready. - The All-Star travel team? 500 00:22:21,759 --> 00:22:23,245 That means she's gonna be playing all year-round. 501 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,256 Yeah. She needs to be. 502 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,419 Look, you want to go, go. 503 00:22:30,454 --> 00:22:33,522 You want to spend your time like all the other girls going to dances 504 00:22:33,557 --> 00:22:35,390 and chasing boys, that's fine by me. 505 00:22:35,426 --> 00:22:37,292 But I ain't gonna be out there, wasting my time 506 00:22:37,328 --> 00:22:38,314 - on you. - Oh, for God's sakes. 507 00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:40,540 I'm offering her a choice, Janet. 508 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,653 Now, she's old enough to make up her own mind! 509 00:22:46,193 --> 00:22:47,703 This is it, little girl. 510 00:22:48,272 --> 00:22:49,771 Decision time. 511 00:22:50,122 --> 00:22:52,274 You want to be a ballplayer? 512 00:22:52,309 --> 00:22:54,276 Because I will take you as far as I can. 513 00:22:54,311 --> 00:22:56,278 I will take you all the way with this. 514 00:22:56,313 --> 00:22:58,714 But you gotta give it everything you got. 515 00:23:04,934 --> 00:23:06,493 You in or out? 516 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,523 I'll see you out in the yard. 517 00:23:31,281 --> 00:23:32,547 I'm sorry, Mom. 518 00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:36,218 You don't have to apologize to me. 519 00:23:36,253 --> 00:23:38,113 I understand. 520 00:23:38,386 --> 00:23:39,588 Just know this: 521 00:23:39,623 --> 00:23:41,356 If you change your mind, 522 00:23:41,392 --> 00:23:43,825 or if it ever just gets to be too much for you one day 523 00:23:43,861 --> 00:23:46,161 and you need me to step in, 524 00:23:47,503 --> 00:23:48,792 I'll do it. 525 00:23:48,812 --> 00:23:50,699 I'll be right here waiting. 526 00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:53,368 I love you. 527 00:23:54,857 --> 00:23:56,171 And there is nothing 528 00:23:57,043 --> 00:23:58,206 that you can ever do 529 00:23:58,242 --> 00:24:00,509 to make me stop loving you. 530 00:24:04,201 --> 00:24:06,314 You're young. 531 00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:09,317 I know how hard this is for you. 532 00:24:10,754 --> 00:24:12,014 Come here. 533 00:24:17,728 --> 00:24:19,661 Oscar, this is a waste of time. 534 00:24:19,696 --> 00:24:22,864 The Yankees have an $8 million signing bonus on the table. 535 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,666 - You gonna match that? - Just get me 15 minutes with him. 536 00:24:24,701 --> 00:24:26,868 - Oscar... - That's all I ask. Come on, 537 00:24:26,904 --> 00:24:28,637 you're gonna have me fly 6,000 miles 538 00:24:28,672 --> 00:24:30,439 sitting next to a guy hacking up a lung, 539 00:24:30,474 --> 00:24:32,441 baby screaming the entire way, 540 00:24:32,476 --> 00:24:34,930 and you won't even let me meet the kid? 541 00:24:36,313 --> 00:24:37,546 I'll see what I can do. 542 00:24:37,581 --> 00:24:39,748 Thank you. 543 00:24:45,612 --> 00:24:46,621 Excuse me, uh... 544 00:24:46,657 --> 00:24:49,524 Where is the nearest toy store? 545 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,027 I just want to say, it's an absolute pleasure meeting you. 546 00:24:53,247 --> 00:24:54,629 And whatever she did 547 00:24:54,665 --> 00:24:57,632 and your father did, to make you the pitcher 548 00:24:57,668 --> 00:24:59,301 - you are today... - Please don't mention my father. 549 00:24:59,336 --> 00:25:01,536 - Ginny. - Maybe we should get the dessert menu. 550 00:25:01,572 --> 00:25:02,938 I agree. You guys want refills? More drinks? 551 00:25:02,973 --> 00:25:04,881 He was trying to be nice. 552 00:25:06,310 --> 00:25:07,976 I was just trying to say that your father was a... 553 00:25:08,011 --> 00:25:11,148 Can we please stop talking about my dead father? 554 00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:19,796 I'm sorry. 555 00:25:19,816 --> 00:25:21,957 I just... got too much going on right now. 556 00:25:21,992 --> 00:25:24,798 Clearly, I'm not in the right frame of mind for company. 557 00:25:24,818 --> 00:25:26,148 Excuse me. 558 00:25:34,304 --> 00:25:37,339 Well, we are still on East Coast time, 559 00:25:37,374 --> 00:25:39,774 so we should probably turn in, too. Thank you so much, Mike, for the tickets. 560 00:25:39,810 --> 00:25:42,565 Oh, you're welcome. I'll get them, I'll get them to you. 561 00:25:42,585 --> 00:25:44,713 - I'll leave them for you. A pleasure. - Thank you. 562 00:25:44,748 --> 00:25:46,815 All right. Good night. 563 00:25:47,882 --> 00:25:50,285 I was right. That was... that was fun. 564 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,988 Ooh. 565 00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:54,756 We need to be more careful. 566 00:25:55,151 --> 00:25:56,358 I didn't invite you. 567 00:25:58,573 --> 00:25:59,995 Heard you crushed your rehearsal. 568 00:26:00,030 --> 00:26:02,531 Oh, that hurts. Ooh. 569 00:26:02,566 --> 00:26:04,332 I'm sure you weren't good at baseball 570 00:26:04,368 --> 00:26:05,567 the first time you tried it, either. 571 00:26:05,602 --> 00:26:07,502 Eh, actually, I was. I was four for four, 572 00:26:07,538 --> 00:26:10,639 hit two inside-the-park home runs, I was eight. 573 00:26:10,674 --> 00:26:12,641 Wow. 574 00:26:15,420 --> 00:26:17,619 What if I'm coming to the end of phase one 575 00:26:17,639 --> 00:26:19,714 and it turns out I'm no good at phase two? 576 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,516 Then you go straight to horseshoes. 577 00:26:21,552 --> 00:26:24,753 I'm serious. What if I'm no good? 578 00:26:28,488 --> 00:26:30,358 So far... 579 00:26:30,394 --> 00:26:33,435 I haven't found anything that Mike Lawson's not good at 580 00:26:33,455 --> 00:26:35,253 if he puts his mind to it. 581 00:26:43,865 --> 00:26:46,033 You think they staged all that so we'd have to pay? 582 00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:22,204 And away we go in San Diego, California. 583 00:27:22,239 --> 00:27:24,816 It's the best from the National League against the best 584 00:27:24,836 --> 00:27:27,643 from the American League. 585 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,336 Blip. 586 00:27:31,356 --> 00:27:32,755 I'm so happy you're here. 587 00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:34,463 Ah. Me, too. 588 00:27:34,483 --> 00:27:35,768 - You okay? - Yeah. I'm good. 589 00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:37,856 I'm just... I'm good. 590 00:27:38,605 --> 00:27:40,296 You guys ready? 591 00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:43,666 Let's do it. 592 00:27:44,232 --> 00:27:46,102 All-Stars. 593 00:27:53,044 --> 00:27:55,436 From the St. Louis Cardinals, 594 00:27:55,456 --> 00:27:58,035 Matt Carpenter. 595 00:27:58,055 --> 00:28:00,361 And Aledmys Díaz. 596 00:28:02,153 --> 00:28:05,054 From your hometown San Diego Padres, 597 00:28:05,090 --> 00:28:06,889 Blip Sanders... 598 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,610 Go, babe! Whoo-hoo! 599 00:28:09,630 --> 00:28:12,362 Unable to play but still suiting up, 600 00:28:12,397 --> 00:28:14,230 Mike Lawson. 601 00:28:18,837 --> 00:28:20,703 And Ginny Baker! 602 00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:30,078 Is my mom in your seats? 603 00:28:30,849 --> 00:28:32,749 From the San Francisco Giants, Brandon Crawford... 604 00:28:32,784 --> 00:28:35,051 She'll be here. 605 00:28:38,888 --> 00:28:42,271 And this is belted out of here, Kris Bryant, 606 00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:44,727 first pitch swinging, 1-nothing, 607 00:28:44,763 --> 00:28:46,262 National League. 608 00:28:47,562 --> 00:28:49,624 That is a pick by Anthony Rizzo 609 00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:51,033 and a rocket hit 610 00:28:51,069 --> 00:28:53,102 by David Ortiz. 611 00:28:55,671 --> 00:28:57,407 And on the mound, in what has become 612 00:28:57,442 --> 00:28:59,308 a ritual of historic occasions, 613 00:28:59,344 --> 00:29:01,077 here, literally, 614 00:29:01,112 --> 00:29:04,313 by popular demand, Ginny Baker has entered the game 615 00:29:04,349 --> 00:29:07,521 and is warming up to start the sixth. 616 00:29:08,353 --> 00:29:11,053 And, Smoltzy, if that wasn't enough drama for you, 617 00:29:11,089 --> 00:29:12,498 she's being brought in to face 618 00:29:12,518 --> 00:29:14,557 Salvador Pérez, who was actually 619 00:29:14,592 --> 00:29:16,325 the leading vote-getter for the game, 620 00:29:16,361 --> 00:29:20,296 but his numbers paled in comparison to the onslaught 621 00:29:20,331 --> 00:29:22,136 Ginny garnered on the Internet. 622 00:29:22,156 --> 00:29:25,268 You got to figure that's sticking in his craw a little bit. 623 00:29:25,303 --> 00:29:27,211 Obviously some controversy 624 00:29:27,231 --> 00:29:29,054 surrounding her selection. 625 00:29:29,074 --> 00:29:31,340 And I'm sure every part of her is thinking 626 00:29:31,376 --> 00:29:34,210 about justifying that selection right now. 627 00:29:38,773 --> 00:29:40,983 So, the stage is set. 628 00:29:41,019 --> 00:29:44,187 Baker looks in to get her sign. 629 00:29:44,222 --> 00:29:45,855 She gets it from Posey. 630 00:29:45,890 --> 00:29:47,423 And here's the wind. 631 00:29:50,195 --> 00:29:52,829 This ball is hammered into left! 632 00:29:52,864 --> 00:29:54,797 Back at the wall... 633 00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:56,999 And gone! 634 00:29:59,323 --> 00:30:03,372 Salvador Pérez crushed that one! 635 00:30:03,408 --> 00:30:05,487 That cannot be, at all, 636 00:30:05,507 --> 00:30:08,945 how Ginny Baker wanted to answer all these critics. 637 00:30:08,980 --> 00:30:11,414 No, I wouldn't think so. 638 00:30:30,694 --> 00:30:33,769 _ 639 00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:55,572 _ 640 00:31:36,965 --> 00:31:40,033 Livan. This is Oscar Arguella of the San Diego Padres. 641 00:31:42,451 --> 00:31:43,970 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 642 00:31:46,268 --> 00:31:48,902 No, no, no. Please, no Spanish. 643 00:31:48,937 --> 00:31:50,937 It's too obvious, papi. 644 00:31:50,972 --> 00:31:52,386 Fair enough. 645 00:31:56,465 --> 00:31:59,315 You know how I knew you were gonna catch that? 646 00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:02,816 'Cause I know that's what you used for a ball as a kid. 647 00:32:03,103 --> 00:32:05,561 Just like I did. 'Cause neither of us 648 00:32:05,581 --> 00:32:07,387 could afford a real one. 649 00:32:08,263 --> 00:32:10,356 I know what the Yankees are offering you, 650 00:32:10,776 --> 00:32:12,358 and I can't match it. 651 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:15,872 I can come close, but I can't match it. 652 00:32:16,906 --> 00:32:20,140 What I can give you is someone 653 00:32:20,176 --> 00:32:22,123 who understands that journey. 654 00:32:22,511 --> 00:32:24,711 No, I didn't grow up in Cuba. 655 00:32:24,747 --> 00:32:27,066 I grew up in Mexico. 656 00:32:27,816 --> 00:32:29,539 And I was not as good as you. 657 00:32:29,559 --> 00:32:31,985 I didn't have a tenth of your talent. 658 00:32:32,021 --> 00:32:34,561 But I know what it's like to grow up that poor. 659 00:32:34,581 --> 00:32:36,190 And what I know now, 660 00:32:36,225 --> 00:32:39,092 that I didn't know at your age, 661 00:32:39,128 --> 00:32:42,496 is that it's not just about how rich you can get. 662 00:32:42,531 --> 00:32:45,229 It's about who you surround yourself with. 663 00:32:46,938 --> 00:32:50,037 When I came up, I came up with a wild crew 664 00:32:50,784 --> 00:32:51,972 from the minors. 665 00:32:52,007 --> 00:32:55,108 I mean, every night after every game, out drinking. 666 00:32:55,657 --> 00:32:59,413 I blew my career, pissed away everything. 667 00:32:59,816 --> 00:33:02,950 Luckily, I had someone 668 00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:05,855 who went out on a limb for me. 669 00:33:07,456 --> 00:33:09,756 Gave me a job as a scout. 670 00:33:10,552 --> 00:33:12,737 That man is my manager today. 671 00:33:14,464 --> 00:33:16,667 He could be your manager, too. 672 00:33:17,466 --> 00:33:20,968 The Yankees can give you a little more money, 673 00:33:21,003 --> 00:33:23,270 but I can give you a home. 674 00:33:23,305 --> 00:33:26,440 And I promise you that San Diego will embrace you 675 00:33:26,475 --> 00:33:28,462 as one of their own. 676 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:35,382 My agent tells me you're having front-office problems, 677 00:33:35,417 --> 00:33:38,647 - that you're bringing somebody new in. - I'm not going anywhere. 678 00:33:39,288 --> 00:33:41,088 I'm your guy. 679 00:33:53,836 --> 00:33:56,220 I'm not sitting behind Mike Lawson. 680 00:34:00,559 --> 00:34:02,276 You're never ready to go. 681 00:34:02,311 --> 00:34:04,278 I always do... I be following the cards all the time. 682 00:34:04,313 --> 00:34:06,280 Right, over... he's okay over there. 683 00:34:06,315 --> 00:34:07,848 I hope he's ready to go. 684 00:34:07,883 --> 00:34:09,157 Make sure we'll help him out. 685 00:34:09,177 --> 00:34:12,219 Okay, here we go, in five, four, 686 00:34:12,254 --> 00:34:13,820 three... 687 00:34:18,633 --> 00:34:20,861 Welcome to the All-Star postgame show 688 00:34:20,896 --> 00:34:23,563 as we come to you live on Fox... I'm Chris Myers. 689 00:34:23,599 --> 00:34:26,800 Nice to have with us CJ Nitkowski, Dontrelle Willis, 690 00:34:26,835 --> 00:34:28,035 and a very special guest, 691 00:34:28,070 --> 00:34:29,870 hometown hero Mike Lawson. 692 00:34:29,905 --> 00:34:31,905 And, Mike, it's good to have you along with us. 693 00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:33,842 - Well, thanks for having me. - And let's get right to it. 694 00:34:33,862 --> 00:34:35,509 Story of the night, Salvador Pérez 695 00:34:35,544 --> 00:34:37,511 going deep off Ginny Baker. 696 00:34:37,546 --> 00:34:38,596 Give us your thoughts. 697 00:34:38,616 --> 00:34:40,480 Salvy Peréz swings at the first pitch 698 00:34:40,516 --> 00:34:42,199 74% of the time. 699 00:34:42,219 --> 00:34:45,252 I'm sure that Ginny was hoping to get him to chase one there. 700 00:34:45,287 --> 00:34:49,661 Of course, her walk-to-strikeout ratio is... it's... 701 00:35:00,013 --> 00:35:02,002 You know, I was getting dressed in the locker room, 702 00:35:02,037 --> 00:35:05,079 trying to commit all these essential facts to memory, 703 00:35:05,099 --> 00:35:07,874 and I, uh, and I saw her give up that home run, 704 00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:09,076 and all I could think of was, 705 00:35:09,111 --> 00:35:11,078 God, this game is hard. 706 00:35:11,113 --> 00:35:13,980 I mean, it is so humbling. 707 00:35:14,016 --> 00:35:15,482 I mean, even those of us who are All-Stars, 708 00:35:15,517 --> 00:35:18,151 we fail so much of the time. 709 00:35:18,187 --> 00:35:19,619 I mean, great hitters fail 710 00:35:19,655 --> 00:35:22,456 seven out of every ten times at bat. 711 00:35:22,491 --> 00:35:25,459 You know, there's such a fine line between being too inside your head 712 00:35:25,494 --> 00:35:27,260 and not having your head in the game enough. 713 00:35:27,296 --> 00:35:29,296 There's just no margin for error. 714 00:35:29,331 --> 00:35:32,099 You know? And yeah, she... she left one over the plate, 715 00:35:32,134 --> 00:35:34,368 and a great hitter got ahold of it. 716 00:35:34,403 --> 00:35:36,103 And now there's gonna be even more talk about 717 00:35:36,138 --> 00:35:37,637 how she never deserved to be here in the first place. 718 00:35:37,673 --> 00:35:40,507 But let me tell you something, this girl... this woman... 719 00:35:40,542 --> 00:35:42,242 Is a gamer. 720 00:35:42,277 --> 00:35:44,678 She's a total gamer. 721 00:35:44,713 --> 00:35:47,581 Doesn't matter what you throw at her, she gets back up. 722 00:35:47,616 --> 00:35:50,317 Hell of a lot stronger than I am, that's for sure. 723 00:35:52,054 --> 00:35:54,121 Not sure if I did any analysis there, 724 00:35:54,156 --> 00:35:56,193 but those are my thoughts. 725 00:35:56,213 --> 00:35:58,325 And, you know, spoken from the heart, Mike, 726 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,161 and we thank you for that. Shifting gears here, 727 00:36:01,196 --> 00:36:02,662 I just got a note from our producer, 728 00:36:02,698 --> 00:36:05,365 and I want to get your thoughts on this breaking news, 729 00:36:05,401 --> 00:36:08,268 because our Ken Rosenthal has just reported that 730 00:36:08,303 --> 00:36:11,204 highly sought after Cuban defector Livan Duarte 731 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,939 has just announced he's signed 732 00:36:12,975 --> 00:36:14,975 with none other than the San Diego Padres. 733 00:36:15,010 --> 00:36:16,543 Most people had him going to the Yankees. 734 00:36:16,578 --> 00:36:18,545 And I don't want to put you on the spot here, 735 00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:21,148 but, Mike, Duarte is a catcher, 736 00:36:21,183 --> 00:36:22,949 he's coming to your team, 737 00:36:22,985 --> 00:36:26,219 so you must have a reaction to this. 738 00:36:29,922 --> 00:36:31,094 Yeah. 739 00:36:33,228 --> 00:36:35,795 That guy's not taking my job. 740 00:36:48,971 --> 00:36:51,304 Ginny? 741 00:36:52,608 --> 00:36:54,774 Ginny-bean? 742 00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:56,587 Didn't you hear me knocking? 743 00:36:56,607 --> 00:36:58,719 It's time to take your studs out. 744 00:36:58,739 --> 00:37:00,560 I got you some hoop earrings. 745 00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:02,102 I won't be able to wear them. 746 00:37:02,122 --> 00:37:04,351 I'll be playing baseball. 747 00:37:13,629 --> 00:37:15,862 Ginny, you want some water? 748 00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:21,067 What's gotten into you? 749 00:37:32,414 --> 00:37:34,814 Where were you? 750 00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:36,338 You go through the trouble to ask for a ticket, 751 00:37:36,358 --> 00:37:39,019 - you don't even show? - I was taking Kevin to the airport. 752 00:37:39,054 --> 00:37:40,754 He didn't feel comfortable being there. 753 00:37:40,789 --> 00:37:42,775 I didn't exactly feel welcome, either. 754 00:37:42,795 --> 00:37:45,225 You are unbelievable. It's always about you. 755 00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:47,429 You couldn't put your ego aside for one start? 756 00:37:47,449 --> 00:37:50,363 - For the All-Star Game? - There's always another start, 757 00:37:50,399 --> 00:37:51,765 and another, and then another 758 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,368 since you were 12 years old. And when has it ever been about me? 759 00:37:56,544 --> 00:37:58,465 You never liked baseball. 760 00:37:58,485 --> 00:38:00,940 You always tied it to Pop's death. 761 00:38:00,976 --> 00:38:04,744 Baseball didn't kill your father. A drunk driver killed your father. 762 00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:06,146 Baseball killed my marriage 763 00:38:06,181 --> 00:38:07,847 and took my daughter away from me. 764 00:38:07,883 --> 00:38:11,051 - That's not true. No. - Isn't it? 765 00:38:12,870 --> 00:38:15,231 I just don't understand. 766 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,724 We used to be so close. Now I can't even get 767 00:38:17,759 --> 00:38:20,060 three hours with you. 768 00:38:23,014 --> 00:38:24,943 Losing your father... 769 00:38:26,468 --> 00:38:28,275 was incredibly painful. 770 00:38:28,295 --> 00:38:31,371 But it happened a long time before he died. 771 00:38:33,141 --> 00:38:34,523 Losing you... 772 00:38:39,781 --> 00:38:42,082 The most painful thing that ever happened to me. 773 00:38:44,402 --> 00:38:46,270 Why did you shut me out? 774 00:38:46,772 --> 00:38:49,723 I never made you choose. Why? 775 00:38:52,655 --> 00:38:53,927 Why? 776 00:39:05,874 --> 00:39:09,175 I love you, and there is nothing 777 00:39:09,772 --> 00:39:13,713 that you can ever do to make me stop loving you. 778 00:39:16,017 --> 00:39:17,552 You're young. 779 00:39:18,386 --> 00:39:20,489 I know how hard this is for you. 780 00:39:29,273 --> 00:39:30,736 Because I was young... 781 00:39:33,869 --> 00:39:36,503 and I didn't realize how hard it was for you. 782 00:39:44,832 --> 00:39:46,717 So where does that leave us? 783 00:39:48,742 --> 00:39:50,143 I don't know. 784 00:39:52,372 --> 00:39:53,993 I really don't. 785 00:39:58,260 --> 00:40:02,162 Maybe we could get breakfast tomorrow before you leave. 786 00:40:05,534 --> 00:40:07,033 Yeah. 787 00:40:27,093 --> 00:40:28,555 You came back. 788 00:40:31,226 --> 00:40:36,563 Biggest moment of my life... June 6, 2007. 789 00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:40,457 I was playing on the USC baseball team. 790 00:40:41,603 --> 00:40:44,219 Bought a bacon burger from this sassy freshman 791 00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,339 at the concession stand. 792 00:40:46,374 --> 00:40:48,175 I wasn't even hungry. 793 00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:53,246 I just bought it 'cause I wanted to talk 794 00:40:53,281 --> 00:40:55,448 to the prettiest girl I'd ever seen. 795 00:40:56,094 --> 00:40:59,742 What a coincidence. That was my moment, too. 796 00:41:01,629 --> 00:41:03,489 So tell me everything. 797 00:41:04,025 --> 00:41:07,961 Well, um... Buster Posey was great. 798 00:41:07,996 --> 00:41:10,430 - Oh, was he nice? - He was so nice. 799 00:41:10,465 --> 00:41:11,865 I did the little thing. 800 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:13,933 - I touched my chain for you. - I know, I saw it. 801 00:41:40,513 --> 00:41:41,628 Hello. 802 00:41:41,663 --> 00:41:44,211 Hear that? Hear what? 803 00:41:44,231 --> 00:41:46,070 Your home run just landed in Long Beach. 804 00:41:50,471 --> 00:41:52,431 Think I would have done better with you out there. 805 00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:54,262 Couldn't have done any worse. 806 00:41:54,282 --> 00:41:56,755 Listen, old man, if your bones weren't so brittle, 807 00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:58,491 I might be celebrating right now. 808 00:41:58,511 --> 00:42:01,530 You should still be celebrating. You're an All-Star. 809 00:42:01,550 --> 00:42:05,350 You know how many people in the history of the game can say that? 810 00:42:06,355 --> 00:42:07,914 You know what? I'll take that. 811 00:42:07,934 --> 00:42:09,142 Mmm. 812 00:42:11,098 --> 00:42:12,990 I heard what you said about me. 813 00:42:13,010 --> 00:42:15,814 On the air? I wasn't talking about you. 814 00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:18,934 I was talking about the other female major-leaguer. 815 00:42:23,171 --> 00:42:26,539 How you doing with the whole Mom-Kevin thing? 816 00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:28,908 All good. 817 00:42:30,135 --> 00:42:32,308 How are you doing with the whole 818 00:42:32,328 --> 00:42:34,347 catcher coming to take your job thing? 819 00:42:34,382 --> 00:42:37,150 I heard he starts in El Paso next week. 820 00:42:39,254 --> 00:42:40,353 All good. 821 00:42:43,214 --> 00:42:44,577 You still there? 822 00:42:45,247 --> 00:42:46,392 Yeah, I'm still here. 823 00:42:46,428 --> 00:42:47,881 Oh, okay. 824 00:42:47,901 --> 00:42:50,760 Sorry, I-I just thought I lost you for a sec, 825 00:42:50,954 --> 00:42:52,465 but it must have been from when that home run 826 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,774 bounced off my satellite provider. 827 00:42:57,005 --> 00:42:58,705 You're not a good teammate. 828 00:42:59,212 --> 00:43:00,568 Never said I was. 829 00:43:00,588 --> 00:43:03,793 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 60922

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