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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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INSTRUCTOR: (ON SPEAKERS)
A nurse should monitor
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for which side effect
of antiplatelet medication?
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A, drop in blood pressure.
B, hot flashes.
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C, bloody stools.
D, blurred vision.
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Blood pressure.
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C, bloody stools.
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- (SIGHS)
- (CLICKS)
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Antiplatelet, bloody stools.
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♪ Antiplatelet,
bloody stools
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♪ Bloody stools,
bloody stools
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♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools
Oh, the doo-dah day
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♪ Oh, the doo-dah day
Oh, the doo-dah day
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♪ Antiplatelet,
bloody stools ♪
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(WOMEN SPEAKING SPANISH ON TV)
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(SIGHS) Watch some sports
like real men.
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This has 10 times the emotion
of your football.
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(SHOUTING IN SPANISH)
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It's ridiculous.
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Hey. Sorry, some surfer
gave me wet money.
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Well, here
are your deliveries.
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Oh, and I would save
650 Cypress for last.
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(SIGHS) Canadian bacon
and pineapple? No. Ew.
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Hey, he's cute,
and you might have fun.
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I don't have time for fun.
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Well, then
you're doing it wrong.
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Add it to the list.
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COOK: It's not ridiculous.
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These stories come
from real life.
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Crazy things happen
all the time.
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Come on,
back me up on this.
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I don't watch
this shit.
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I don't even hear it. It's
like working at my abuela's.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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Huh.
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(CHUCKLING)
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INSTRUCTOR: When suctioning
mucus from a patient's lung,
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which action completes
the procedure...
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(HONKS)
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KATE: Hey, girls,
come on, let's go!
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- Hey, Mom!
- Hi, Mom!
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Move! We gotta go!
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Really, Mom? The sign?
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Be embarrassed
in the car, okay?
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I've got eight minutes to get
these pizzas across town.
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Move!
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How was school?
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- EMILY: Fine.
- Oh, don't tip 'em.
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(WOMEN CHEERING)
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COLIN: Change of plans, sir.
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We're just having
some minor mechanical issues.
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We'll dock at the nearest
harbor for some repairs
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and I'll arrange to have
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the carpets
professionally cleaned.
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Don't need to know how
the sausage is made, Colin!
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- COLIN: Absolutely right, sir.
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
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(PAPI SPEAKING SPANISH)
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- Papa. Papa.
- Mmm-hmm.
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INSTRUCTOR:
When swabbing fecal matter,
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a nurse should take which
of the following precautions?
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- OLIVIA: Bye, Mom!
- MOLLY: See ya, Mom!
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KATE: All right, listen
to your grandma, okay?
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Hi, Grandma!
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And, hey, I want you
to take a bath, Olivia!
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- Use soap.
- OLIVIA: Okay.
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You're not gonna
believe this.
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Remember how I sang
that song from Les Mis
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at the Saint James talent show
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and everyone said
I was amazing?
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Okay, Mom, can you just
type this up in an e-mail,
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because I'm gonna be late
for my other job.
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Turns out, a producer
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from the Eugene Senior Theater
touring company was there.
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He had tears.
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Anyway, one of their leads
fell in the shower,
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and they want me to step in.
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What? When is this all
supposed to be happening?
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I'm leaving tonight.
They're already in tech.
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No! Mom, my nursing exam
is in less than a month
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and you agreed to help.
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I'm 72. If I don't follow
my dreams now, when will I?
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(SCOFFS) Never, Mom!
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The whole reason we moved here
is so I could study more.
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I already failed
the exam once.
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No, don't guilt me.
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You're not the only one
with a dead husband.
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Dad's not dead,
you're divorced!
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- Oh, and I'm gonna need you to take care of Fiona.
- (SIGHS)
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The kennel won't take her.
She has crate anxiety.
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You can't possibly
be this selfish.
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I'm sorry, honey, but the
theater is calling me.
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
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Oh! Literally.
They need my dress size.
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Hi, there. Normally a zero,
but a two if I'm bloated.
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Good night.
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Hey, don't stay up too late.
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KATE: Oh, God.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(GASPS)
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Holy crap.
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Here we are. I'll be
around if you need me.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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(SIGHS)
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Guess where I am?
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Some dude's yacht.
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You little tramp.
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- I'm cleaning the carpets.
- Oh.
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Oh, my God. Theresa,
look at this bathroom.
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God, I could live in here!
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Oh.
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And they have candy.
Who has candy in the bathroom?
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(GAGS)
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That's not candy.
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Yeah, because nobody has candy
in the bathroom.
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- Oh, God.
- Because it's a bathroom!
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Okay, come on, show me more.
Wait, wait, wait.
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Is that the guy?
Is he married? He's cute.
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LEONARDO: And that's not even
a very good picture.
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Hello, Theresa!
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- Oh, God.
- Hi!
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By the way, she's single,
and horny.
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Yeah, I'm so sorry.
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I'll get out of here.
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No, no, no. I should get up.
Busy day.
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I've got a lot of...
Whew!
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Really nothing to do.
(CHUCKLES)
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Colin, I'm ready for
my Bloody Mary. Yeah.
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Mostly Mary. Yeah.
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Well, now you know.
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I'm a grown man with
a tattoo on his butt.
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Is that Speedy Gonzales?
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Do you know another cartoon
mouse with a sombrero?
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(IMITATING SPEEDY GONZALES
SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(IN ENGLISH)
I hate the pussycat.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Let me guess, you were, uh, a
little tipsy when you got that?
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Not at all.
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I love Speedy.
He's fast, he's charming.
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He's Mexican.
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He outsmarts the pussycat
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and brings delicious
cheese to his people.
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And he's just fun to look at.
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My name is Leonardo.
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Kate. Sullivan.
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You're very attractive
for a carpet cleaning lady.
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Yeah.
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Although you maybe could do
something with your hair.
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Yeah...
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No, well, no, that's not it.
It's your face.
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Yeah. I mean, it's good.
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I wanna like it,
it's just...
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It's just somehow less than
the sum of its parts.
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What animal do people
say you look like?
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Apologies, sir, I thought
you were up and about already.
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Ah, finally.
It's about time.
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Um, have Chef Gerard prepare
breakfast. Then, fire him.
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Of course, but perhaps we could
give him a few weeks' notice.
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His wife's expecting.
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But his food is boring.
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Absolutely.
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There you are,
sleepyhead. Hi.
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Well, this is awkward.
We're wearing the same thing.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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- Boop! Boop!
- (GIGGLING)
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(IN ENGLISH)
Lead the way, girls!
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Okay.
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Boop! Boop!
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(GIRLS GIGGLING)
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Boop!
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Oh, try to hurry. I'm pretty
sure I'm gonna need the room.
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(KNOCKING)
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- MAN: Excuse me, Captain?
- Yeah.
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Checked the engine,
you're in luck.
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It's just the anti-siphon
valve. No problem.
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(SPEAKING NORWEGIAN)
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(IN ENGLISH)
I was just telling him
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that I was right,
and that he's a dumbass.
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Say, how'd this dude
make all his money, anyway?
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He didn't.
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His family owns the largest building
supply company in the world.
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Now this is what
he does all day.
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(GIRLS CHATTERING)
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MECHANIC: Chicken fight?
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(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CAR HORN HONKS)
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(MAGDALENA SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(FORCED LAUGHTER)
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CAPTAIN: (IN ENGLISH)
All right. Here's my info.
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If you're ever in Norway,
look me up.
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The summers are insane.
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That's happening, Oddvar.
That's definitely happening.
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Hi. Excuse me, I was
told to clean in there.
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Something about
a glitter bomb?
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Is that gonna disturb you?
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No, not at all.
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Hmm. I'm craving something.
What is it?
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(SMACKS LIPS)
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Excuse me,
are you talking to me?
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Sweet, but not
too sweet. Hmm.
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Is it mango? I'm pretty
sure it's mango.
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No. No, wait, wait.
It's papaya.
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Is it papaya?
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I would have no way
of knowing that.
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(SCOFFS) Of course.
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Could you be a doll
and get me a little of both?
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Hmm?
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You know I was just hired
to do carpets, right?
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I don't see why that should prevent
you from getting me a little snack.
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Don't you have, like, 10,000
other people to do that for you?
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Yeah. But you're right here.
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Okay, I'm sorry, but I really
have to finish up
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so I can pick my girls
up from school.
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(CHUCKLES) Shh.
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(MUTTERING IN SPANISH)
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(IN ENGLISH) Perhaps
you don't know who I am.
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I know exactly who you are.
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You showed me your ass and did
a number on my self-esteem.
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Then why don't
I have my fruit?
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Beats me.
But I'm not getting it.
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Okay. Fair enough.
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You're fired.
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(GASPS)
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For not getting you a mango?
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Or a papaya.
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Okay, you know what?
That's fine.
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Just pay me
and I'll be on my way.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I'm not paying you or the "We
Care Carpet and Fabric Company."
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Dude, you have
a toilet in there
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that costs more than
I make in a year.
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You hired me to do a job.
I did it. You're paying me.
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Nope.
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Mr. Montenegro, ready
to ship out when you are.
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Great! Push off.
The Pacific awaits.
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Goodbye, Kate.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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You are a horrible person.
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A first-class asshole!
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"A first-class asshole."
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You're no charmer yourself.
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Oh, whoa! That stung.
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(LAUGHING)
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You selfish,
condescending prick!
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I bet you haven't worked a single day
in your entire, self-absorbed life.
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(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
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(LAUGHING)
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And to think I was
this, this close,
249
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:31,511
to inviting you to join
us in the Jacuzzi.
250
00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:33,411
(SCOFFS)
251
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:36,079
There isn't enough
penicillin in the world!
252
00:14:36,081 --> 00:14:38,382
(HONKS)
253
00:14:38,384 --> 00:14:39,916
No, no, wait.
No, no, no.
254
00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:42,585
No. Don't untie the boat.
255
00:14:42,587 --> 00:14:46,656
Excuse me, wait. Excuse me!
Captain! I'm still on board.
256
00:14:46,658 --> 00:14:48,592
- Don't leave yet!
- (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
257
00:14:48,594 --> 00:14:53,797
Women adore me. I'm charming,
and fit, and disease-free.
258
00:14:53,799 --> 00:14:55,598
Oh, grow up.
259
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,868
You are a vain,
empty little man,
260
00:14:57,870 --> 00:14:59,837
who'd be nothing
without his daddy's money.
261
00:14:59,839 --> 00:15:01,372
(LAUGHS)
262
00:15:01,374 --> 00:15:02,772
KATE: Oh, no!
263
00:15:02,774 --> 00:15:05,910
You gotta be kidding me!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait.
264
00:15:05,912 --> 00:15:07,478
Better jump off.
265
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,815
No. No. I am not going
anywhere, until you,
266
00:15:10,817 --> 00:15:14,484
or one of your butlers
or bimbos writes me a check.
267
00:15:14,486 --> 00:15:17,787
Fine. Next stop,
San Francisco.
268
00:15:17,789 --> 00:15:21,294
Fine. I'll be a pain in your
ass for the next 12 hours.
269
00:15:22,628 --> 00:15:24,494
(SIGHS)
270
00:15:24,496 --> 00:15:25,930
I guess I didn't
think this through.
271
00:15:25,932 --> 00:15:27,701
No, you didn't.
272
00:15:30,870 --> 00:15:33,307
I can't believe
you're making me do this.
273
00:15:34,407 --> 00:15:35,442
(SCREAMS)
274
00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:39,743
(GASPING)
275
00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:42,379
What the hell
is wrong with you?
276
00:15:42,381 --> 00:15:43,848
Wait! My equipment.
277
00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:45,319
LEONARDO: Oh, of course.
278
00:15:46,652 --> 00:15:47,517
Here you are.
279
00:15:47,519 --> 00:15:50,590
No! No, no, no!
It's very expensive! No!
280
00:15:50,856 --> 00:15:52,623
Oh!
281
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:55,759
Wait. I forgot something.
Your bucket.
282
00:15:55,761 --> 00:15:57,463
- Fetch.
- No!
283
00:15:58,865 --> 00:16:00,730
(LEONARDO LAUGHS)
284
00:16:00,732 --> 00:16:02,601
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
285
00:16:04,736 --> 00:16:06,503
LEONARDO:
And just so you know,
286
00:16:06,505 --> 00:16:09,473
my life is not empty!
Hmm?
287
00:16:09,475 --> 00:16:13,477
Everyone wants my life
because it's meaningful.
288
00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:14,815
I hate you!
289
00:16:15,648 --> 00:16:17,484
Goodbye.
290
00:16:17,817 --> 00:16:19,182
(GRUNTING)
291
00:16:19,184 --> 00:16:20,686
(LEONARDO LAUGHS)
292
00:16:21,754 --> 00:16:22,889
(SIGHS)
293
00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:26,625
Oh, God.
294
00:16:29,961 --> 00:16:33,597
And now I owe the cleaning company
$3,000 for a new machine!
295
00:16:33,599 --> 00:16:35,833
And they fired me.
He is the devil.
296
00:16:35,835 --> 00:16:37,568
Whoa, who's the devil?
297
00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:39,903
- Leonardo Montenegro.
- Who's that?
298
00:16:39,905 --> 00:16:42,906
Says here he's the son of the
third richest man in the world.
299
00:16:42,908 --> 00:16:46,509
A Latino? Hell yeah.
Mi gente, babe, showin' up.
300
00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:48,912
Hey! Those are for the crew,
right? Not their boss?
301
00:16:48,914 --> 00:16:50,815
What are you talking about,
babe? I lost eight pounds.
302
00:16:50,817 --> 00:16:52,749
Pretty soon I'm gonna be
breaking out my skinny shirts.
303
00:16:52,751 --> 00:16:55,388
(VOCALIZING)
304
00:16:57,789 --> 00:16:59,456
I love when he dances.
305
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:00,791
Bring back the Hasselbeck.
306
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,493
KATE: You know what I got
in my bank account?
307
00:17:02,495 --> 00:17:06,497
$42. I need to get
another job. Like, tonight.
308
00:17:06,499 --> 00:17:07,698
Bobby, are you hiring?
309
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:10,601
Yeah, sure, if you can haul
giant bags of concrete all day.
310
00:17:10,603 --> 00:17:13,536
We could probably scrape
together a few bucks for you.
311
00:17:13,538 --> 00:17:16,873
Just Benny started college
and somebody bought a boat!
312
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,642
Come on, babe,
we're gonna relitigate this?
313
00:17:18,644 --> 00:17:20,678
I paid significantly
below market for that boat.
314
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,078
I had to buy it.
It was a steal.
315
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,948
Why am I even trying
to be a nurse?
316
00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:25,783
I'm gonna be
delivering pizzas
317
00:17:25,785 --> 00:17:27,651
and cleaning carpets
for the rest of my life.
318
00:17:27,653 --> 00:17:29,556
Kate, don't say that.
Hey, look.
319
00:17:30,522 --> 00:17:31,721
Have a garlic knot.
320
00:17:31,723 --> 00:17:34,624
It makes everything just a
little bit better, I promise.
321
00:17:34,626 --> 00:17:35,825
No, it doesn't.
322
00:17:35,827 --> 00:17:37,431
No? I'll have one.
323
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,603
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
324
00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:51,842
COMMENTATOR: Moretti
plays it back to midfield,
325
00:17:51,844 --> 00:17:53,576
controlling the
pace as always.
326
00:17:53,578 --> 00:17:54,644
(LAUGHS)
327
00:17:54,646 --> 00:17:55,682
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
328
00:18:02,855 --> 00:18:03,923
(MOANING)
329
00:18:09,795 --> 00:18:11,094
Oops.
330
00:18:11,096 --> 00:18:13,096
(IN ENGLISH) Give me a second.
Don't turn of.
331
00:18:13,098 --> 00:18:14,467
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
332
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,567
(IN ENGLISH)
My condom drawer's empty.
333
00:18:17,569 --> 00:18:18,936
I'll fix this.
334
00:18:18,938 --> 00:18:22,072
And the door was wide open,
but Magnusson hesitates...
335
00:18:22,074 --> 00:18:24,074
(PHONE RINGING)
336
00:18:24,076 --> 00:18:25,709
I've told
the man repeatedly,
337
00:18:25,711 --> 00:18:27,777
for the nine minutes
I am having my supper,
338
00:18:27,779 --> 00:18:28,949
I am off the clock.
339
00:18:29,815 --> 00:18:31,715
(TV VOLUME INCREASES)
340
00:18:31,717 --> 00:18:33,653
What am I paying
these people for?
341
00:18:34,953 --> 00:18:36,053
- I'll be back.
- Okay.
342
00:18:36,055 --> 00:18:37,057
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
343
00:18:39,892 --> 00:18:41,628
- (WHOOPS)
- (CHUCKLES)
344
00:18:47,866 --> 00:18:48,868
(GASPS)
345
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,509
(CHUCKLING)
346
00:18:59,979 --> 00:19:01,748
(HUMMING)
347
00:19:04,349 --> 00:19:05,684
(IN ENGLISH)
Please be here.
348
00:19:07,053 --> 00:19:09,789
(SCOFFS) Damn it,
I'm relentless.
349
00:19:14,926 --> 00:19:15,928
Hmm.
350
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,869
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- (SINGING ALONG)
351
00:19:28,941 --> 00:19:30,644
(LAUGHS)
352
00:19:34,747 --> 00:19:35,815
Yes!
353
00:19:36,749 --> 00:19:37,851
Five!
354
00:19:39,085 --> 00:19:40,086
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
355
00:19:41,787 --> 00:19:42,822
(LEONARDO WHOOPING)
356
00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:48,961
(VOCALIZING)
357
00:19:52,198 --> 00:19:53,567
Whoa!
358
00:19:58,971 --> 00:20:00,203
(IN ENGLISH)
Help me, somebody!
359
00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:02,672
Help me, please!
360
00:20:02,674 --> 00:20:04,711
Please, anyone, help!
361
00:20:05,076 --> 00:20:07,210
Colin! Help!
362
00:20:07,212 --> 00:20:09,148
- Goal!
- ALL: Yeah! Yeah!
363
00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:12,216
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
364
00:20:12,218 --> 00:20:13,586
(IN ENGLISH) Help me!
365
00:20:15,855 --> 00:20:17,921
(IN ENGLISH) Help, Captain!
366
00:20:17,923 --> 00:20:19,922
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
367
00:20:19,924 --> 00:20:20,926
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
368
00:20:22,127 --> 00:20:23,727
(SCREAMING)
369
00:20:23,729 --> 00:20:24,995
(WATER SPLASHES)
370
00:20:24,997 --> 00:20:27,701
(SHOUTS IN ENGLISH)
Help! Help, somebody!
371
00:20:59,932 --> 00:21:00,932
(GROANS)
372
00:21:04,804 --> 00:21:05,971
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
373
00:21:20,185 --> 00:21:21,654
SHERIFF: Rough night, pal?
374
00:21:30,296 --> 00:21:31,495
Hey!
375
00:21:31,497 --> 00:21:32,832
(SIREN WAILS)
376
00:21:37,970 --> 00:21:39,737
I don't wanna get
your hopes up, ma'am,
377
00:21:39,739 --> 00:21:41,971
but we might
have found him.
378
00:21:41,973 --> 00:21:43,907
LEONARDO:
Like I told the officer,
379
00:21:43,909 --> 00:21:47,076
I don't know what day it is.
I don't know where I was born.
380
00:21:47,078 --> 00:21:49,846
I don't even know my own name.
381
00:21:49,848 --> 00:21:51,981
I remember nothing
except waking up
382
00:21:51,983 --> 00:21:53,950
on a beach with
an ass full of sand.
383
00:21:53,952 --> 00:21:55,151
You're a doctor, right?
384
00:21:55,153 --> 00:21:56,789
Well, fix it.
385
00:21:57,189 --> 00:21:58,725
And also...
386
00:22:00,925 --> 00:22:02,828
(WHISPERING)
Can I get a prettier nurse?
387
00:22:04,096 --> 00:22:05,699
She is the pretty one.
388
00:22:12,070 --> 00:22:15,905
DOCTOR: Probably caused by acute
trauma to the medial temporal lobe.
389
00:22:15,907 --> 00:22:19,176
Amnesia, really?
Is it permanent?
390
00:22:19,178 --> 00:22:21,545
Well, the brain
is a tricky thing.
391
00:22:21,547 --> 00:22:23,780
He might get his memory back
in a couple of days
392
00:22:23,782 --> 00:22:25,783
or maybe never at all.
393
00:22:25,785 --> 00:22:27,785
But to be honest,
we've only had
394
00:22:27,787 --> 00:22:29,920
one case of amnesia
here in Elk Cove
395
00:22:29,922 --> 00:22:33,323
and that was a pretty young
woman back in the '80s.
396
00:22:33,325 --> 00:22:36,325
Fingers crossed,
this is your brother,
397
00:22:36,327 --> 00:22:39,095
but this is a beach town, we do
get our share of homeless here.
398
00:22:39,097 --> 00:22:41,864
So what happens if he's just some
poor guy living on the street?
399
00:22:41,866 --> 00:22:45,169
Then he'll be shipped off to a
psychiatric facility up in Salem.
400
00:22:45,171 --> 00:22:46,905
- Oh, my God.
- People get lost up there.
401
00:22:47,972 --> 00:22:49,206
Here we are.
402
00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:52,276
And he really
remembers nothing?
403
00:22:52,278 --> 00:22:53,678
Not a thing.
404
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,983
LEONARDO: For the hundredth time,
I don't want chicken or beef.
405
00:22:58,017 --> 00:22:59,382
I want fish.
406
00:22:59,384 --> 00:23:03,222
A simple, grilled piece of sea bass.
With a buttery Chardonnay.
407
00:23:05,290 --> 00:23:06,890
(WHISPERING)
That's not my brother.
408
00:23:06,892 --> 00:23:09,026
LEONARDO: Do it! Today!
409
00:23:09,028 --> 00:23:10,594
What are you waiting for?
410
00:23:10,596 --> 00:23:12,164
(LEONARDO SPEAKING SPANISH)
411
00:23:18,170 --> 00:23:19,906
Oh, shit.
412
00:23:20,239 --> 00:23:22,174
Shit! Ow.
413
00:23:23,308 --> 00:23:24,309
Shit!
414
00:23:25,211 --> 00:23:26,276
Shit.
415
00:23:26,278 --> 00:23:30,113
I got two weeks. I am having
a total anxiety attack.
416
00:23:30,115 --> 00:23:32,048
I can't make
those girls move again.
417
00:23:32,050 --> 00:23:34,383
Okay, honey, hang on. I got
a half a Xanax in my purse.
418
00:23:34,385 --> 00:23:36,053
We're gonna
figure this out.
419
00:23:36,055 --> 00:23:37,755
Kate. Look at this.
420
00:23:37,757 --> 00:23:42,124
I was searching for a used lawnmower in
the Beachcomber, and look what I found.
421
00:23:42,126 --> 00:23:45,895
Amnesia. Right here
in our little town.
422
00:23:45,897 --> 00:23:47,864
I told you this stuff happens
all the time.
423
00:23:47,866 --> 00:23:49,432
Dude has no idea who he is.
424
00:23:49,434 --> 00:23:50,869
Oh, my God.
425
00:23:51,936 --> 00:23:53,972
Oh, my God.
That's him.
426
00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:57,341
That's the asshole!
(GASPS)
427
00:23:57,343 --> 00:23:59,910
"An unidentified homeless man.
428
00:23:59,912 --> 00:24:02,645
"General retrograde amnesia.
429
00:24:02,647 --> 00:24:04,381
"There was hope
a Mexico City woman
430
00:24:04,383 --> 00:24:07,217
"yachting nearby
might be his sister, but..."
431
00:24:07,219 --> 00:24:09,452
That was his sister.
(SCOFFS)
432
00:24:09,454 --> 00:24:10,653
Unbelievable.
433
00:24:10,655 --> 00:24:12,189
I bet she's pretending
not to know him,
434
00:24:12,191 --> 00:24:13,422
so she can take over
the company.
435
00:24:13,424 --> 00:24:15,861
They did that on
Amor sin Maquillaje.
436
00:24:16,095 --> 00:24:17,094
Okay.
437
00:24:17,096 --> 00:24:19,095
We are going down
to the hospital right now
438
00:24:19,097 --> 00:24:20,363
and getting the money
he owes me.
439
00:24:20,365 --> 00:24:22,399
And add a little
for pain and suffering, too.
440
00:24:22,401 --> 00:24:25,902
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna add a lot.
He treated me like crap.
441
00:24:25,904 --> 00:24:27,203
Yeah, and I
need new cleats.
442
00:24:27,205 --> 00:24:28,905
We're all gonna
get new cleats!
443
00:24:28,907 --> 00:24:29,974
THERESA: Okay, wait.
Hey, Kate?
444
00:24:29,976 --> 00:24:32,109
If he didn't pay you when
he knew who you were,
445
00:24:32,111 --> 00:24:34,080
what makes you think
he's gonna pay you now?
446
00:24:36,347 --> 00:24:38,981
(GROWLS)
This is so frustrating!
447
00:24:38,983 --> 00:24:41,285
I hate rich people.
They get away with everything.
448
00:24:41,287 --> 00:24:43,152
But you know what?
No, not this time.
449
00:24:43,154 --> 00:24:46,055
Because I am not gonna
tell them who he is.
450
00:24:46,057 --> 00:24:48,060
I am just gonna let him
rot in there.
451
00:24:48,928 --> 00:24:51,260
Yeah, you could do that,
452
00:24:51,262 --> 00:24:54,931
or you can be like them and take
advantage of the situation.
453
00:24:54,933 --> 00:24:56,699
How? How could I do that?
454
00:24:56,701 --> 00:24:57,701
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
455
00:25:00,405 --> 00:25:01,875
(IN ENGLISH) What?
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
456
00:25:08,047 --> 00:25:09,182
(SIGHS)
457
00:25:11,016 --> 00:25:12,349
(IN ENGLISH)
State or federal?
458
00:25:12,351 --> 00:25:14,517
THERESA: All right, hey, girls. I'm
gonna need you to help your mom
459
00:25:14,519 --> 00:25:15,986
dig up some old family photos.
460
00:25:15,988 --> 00:25:19,088
I'm gonna ask Bobby to loan us a box
of his useless, skinny clothes,
461
00:25:19,090 --> 00:25:21,458
because I have an idea
that you're gonna hate,
462
00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:24,931
but you're wrong because
it is poetic in its justice.
463
00:25:27,231 --> 00:25:28,731
- KATE: Hi.
- Hi.
464
00:25:28,733 --> 00:25:32,035
I'm here to pick up my
husband, the man with amnesia.
465
00:25:32,037 --> 00:25:33,970
Oh. You must be Kate?
466
00:25:33,972 --> 00:25:36,440
Dr. Fletcher was so excited
to get your call.
467
00:25:36,442 --> 00:25:37,442
We all were.
468
00:25:38,277 --> 00:25:39,345
I'll go get him.
469
00:25:41,046 --> 00:25:44,046
Almost forgot. Here's
everything he had with him.
470
00:25:44,048 --> 00:25:45,050
Thank you.
471
00:25:55,027 --> 00:25:57,059
Wait, okay,
you're just nervous.
472
00:25:57,061 --> 00:25:58,194
Yeah, really nervous.
473
00:25:58,196 --> 00:26:00,430
This is crazy
and probably illegal.
474
00:26:00,432 --> 00:26:04,433
Kate, come on.
Where are you going?
475
00:26:04,435 --> 00:26:06,469
Look, do you wanna get evicted?
476
00:26:06,471 --> 00:26:07,705
Of course not.
477
00:26:07,707 --> 00:26:10,474
Okay, well, then stick to the script.
We have a plan.
478
00:26:10,476 --> 00:26:13,276
One month until the test.
Bobby will hire him,
479
00:26:13,278 --> 00:26:16,013
and he'll be an extra paycheck,
so you have time to study.
480
00:26:16,015 --> 00:26:19,216
I barely know the guy.
I am not gonna let him move in.
481
00:26:19,218 --> 00:26:21,250
But you're gonna
be there, studying.
482
00:26:21,252 --> 00:26:22,219
That's why it's genius.
483
00:26:22,221 --> 00:26:24,086
He'll never have to be
alone with the kids.
484
00:26:24,088 --> 00:26:25,154
Come on.
485
00:26:25,156 --> 00:26:27,059
You're doing this
for your girls.
486
00:26:28,326 --> 00:26:30,227
I'm doing this for my girls.
487
00:26:30,229 --> 00:26:31,194
There you go.
488
00:26:31,196 --> 00:26:34,132
Okay, here, use this.
Bobby won't even notice.
489
00:26:35,634 --> 00:26:37,299
Good news.
490
00:26:37,301 --> 00:26:40,202
Your wife has come
to take you home.
491
00:26:40,204 --> 00:26:43,241
(SCOFFS) Finally.
It's about time.
492
00:26:44,576 --> 00:26:46,479
What? Wait.
493
00:26:47,479 --> 00:26:48,480
I'm married?
494
00:26:51,549 --> 00:26:52,985
Hi, honey.
495
00:26:56,821 --> 00:26:59,291
I do not recognize this lady.
496
00:27:01,093 --> 00:27:02,592
(SIGHS) I was afraid
this would happen.
497
00:27:02,594 --> 00:27:05,398
Did you bring the materials
we talked about?
498
00:27:06,565 --> 00:27:10,366
I know this must be
very disorienting,
499
00:27:10,368 --> 00:27:12,538
but here's our
marriage license.
500
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,407
My name is Leo Sullivan?
501
00:27:17,409 --> 00:27:20,242
Yes. Your great-grandfather...
502
00:27:20,244 --> 00:27:24,413
Your great-great-grandfather,
Finbar Sullivan,
503
00:27:24,415 --> 00:27:31,121
emigrated from Ireland, to fight
for Mexico in the war of 1846.
504
00:27:31,123 --> 00:27:32,123
(SMACKS LIPS)
505
00:27:33,357 --> 00:27:36,461
That's gobbledygook!
It can't be true.
506
00:27:38,163 --> 00:27:42,565
Honey, we have been
married for 15 years.
507
00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:45,102
We have three
wonderful daughters.
508
00:27:45,104 --> 00:27:48,337
No, there's no way
I have children.
509
00:27:48,339 --> 00:27:50,140
And if I did,
they'd be sons.
510
00:27:50,142 --> 00:27:51,540
I'm just saying.
511
00:27:51,542 --> 00:27:56,181
I have your passport,
your birth certificate...
512
00:27:56,515 --> 00:27:58,347
Oh...
513
00:27:58,349 --> 00:28:00,717
Here's a photo
from our honeymoon.
514
00:28:00,719 --> 00:28:02,321
We went to Reno?
515
00:28:03,454 --> 00:28:05,188
Now I know you're lying.
516
00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:07,490
Leo! Sweetie,
stop puzzling.
517
00:28:07,492 --> 00:28:08,359
I'm puzzling.
518
00:28:08,361 --> 00:28:12,429
You and I are
Mr. and Mrs. Leo Sullivan.
519
00:28:12,431 --> 00:28:14,067
We met in Cancun.
520
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:16,333
You were a tour guide.
521
00:28:16,335 --> 00:28:18,668
I was working
on a cruise ship.
522
00:28:18,670 --> 00:28:20,737
Is any of this
ringing a bell?
523
00:28:20,739 --> 00:28:22,706
Nope. Nothing.
524
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:25,307
We dated
every time I docked.
525
00:28:25,309 --> 00:28:27,344
We would get
frozen yogurt
526
00:28:27,346 --> 00:28:30,247
and watch the sunset
over the Playa Tortugas.
527
00:28:30,249 --> 00:28:32,181
That's where
we fell in love.
528
00:28:32,183 --> 00:28:34,284
Sounds like you're
a romantic, Leo.
529
00:28:34,286 --> 00:28:35,619
(SIGHS) Look, look, look.
530
00:28:35,621 --> 00:28:38,488
I admit there are many things
I've forgotten,
531
00:28:38,490 --> 00:28:40,590
but from the depths
of my soul,
532
00:28:40,592 --> 00:28:42,491
I know I'm not married
to this woman.
533
00:28:42,493 --> 00:28:46,263
So, unless I see
some real proof,
534
00:28:46,265 --> 00:28:48,701
I'm getting a slice
of pie at the cafeteria, hmm?
535
00:28:50,269 --> 00:28:52,270
Good luck, crazy lady.
536
00:28:53,204 --> 00:28:55,705
Wait, wait. Wait. Honey?
537
00:28:55,707 --> 00:28:58,542
I didn't wanna say this,
538
00:28:58,544 --> 00:29:00,544
because I know
it embarrasses you.
539
00:29:00,546 --> 00:29:05,384
But you have a tattoo of a cartoon
mouse on your right butt cheek.
540
00:29:05,951 --> 00:29:07,185
No, I don't.
541
00:29:19,198 --> 00:29:20,596
You're really my wife?
542
00:29:20,598 --> 00:29:22,701
For better or worse, baby.
543
00:29:50,429 --> 00:29:53,563
All right, here we are.
544
00:29:53,565 --> 00:29:57,603
I know it doesn't look like
much, but it's full of love.
545
00:30:07,445 --> 00:30:08,580
I'm poor?
546
00:30:08,814 --> 00:30:10,182
Yup.
547
00:30:15,586 --> 00:30:17,190
Come on in.
548
00:30:20,025 --> 00:30:21,757
Oh, Dad!
549
00:30:21,759 --> 00:30:24,526
- Daddy!
- We missed you so much.
550
00:30:24,528 --> 00:30:25,728
(DOG BARKS)
551
00:30:25,730 --> 00:30:27,599
I'm so glad you're okay.
552
00:30:30,769 --> 00:30:31,867
Emily?
553
00:30:31,869 --> 00:30:33,269
Hey.
554
00:30:33,271 --> 00:30:35,337
She's too cool to admit it,
555
00:30:35,339 --> 00:30:38,475
but she was
the most worried of all.
556
00:30:38,477 --> 00:30:42,248
(STAMMERING) I'm sorry, I
don't recognize any of you.
557
00:30:42,748 --> 00:30:44,546
Oh, come on.
558
00:30:44,548 --> 00:30:48,485
Molly, Olivia, Emily,
559
00:30:48,487 --> 00:30:50,423
your three musketeers?
560
00:30:51,455 --> 00:30:52,488
No.
561
00:30:52,490 --> 00:30:55,294
Uh... I've got homework.
562
00:31:01,432 --> 00:31:02,766
How come they don't
look like me?
563
00:31:02,768 --> 00:31:04,500
Oh, sweetie...
564
00:31:04,502 --> 00:31:06,402
We had trouble
getting pregnant,
565
00:31:06,404 --> 00:31:08,374
so we had to use
a sperm donor.
566
00:31:09,674 --> 00:31:10,840
I'm sterile?
567
00:31:10,842 --> 00:31:12,842
That doesn't change a thing.
568
00:31:12,844 --> 00:31:14,678
You are still their father.
569
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,780
You've done everything
for this family.
570
00:31:17,782 --> 00:31:21,386
Taken two, even three jobs.
571
00:31:21,686 --> 00:31:22,620
I work?
572
00:31:22,622 --> 00:31:24,787
How do you think
we can pay for all of this?
573
00:31:24,789 --> 00:31:28,658
I'm afraid to ask, but
what do I do for a living?
574
00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:30,660
Well, before
you got laid off,
575
00:31:30,662 --> 00:31:32,696
you were a foreman at
the poultry processing plant.
576
00:31:32,698 --> 00:31:34,363
Luckily, Bobby,
577
00:31:34,365 --> 00:31:36,665
my boss's husband,
you met bowling,
578
00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:39,335
gave you a job
at his construction company.
579
00:31:39,337 --> 00:31:42,671
It is awful, backbreaking
work, I know,
580
00:31:42,673 --> 00:31:44,507
but we are lucky
to have it.
581
00:31:44,509 --> 00:31:46,375
(SIGHS)
582
00:31:46,377 --> 00:31:49,414
I need a drink.
Lots of them.
583
00:31:52,784 --> 00:31:55,552
- (CHUCKLES)
- What? Please don't tell me I'm sober?
584
00:31:55,554 --> 00:31:57,487
You had your three-year chip,
585
00:31:57,489 --> 00:31:58,755
but then you relapsed
586
00:31:58,757 --> 00:32:01,857
and you ended up on that beach.
587
00:32:01,859 --> 00:32:06,528
So what is that? Four days?
You got four days, honey.
588
00:32:06,530 --> 00:32:08,667
- We're still really proud of you.
- Mm-hmm.
589
00:32:09,367 --> 00:32:10,734
I see.
590
00:32:10,736 --> 00:32:13,439
No alcohol. Whatsoever.
591
00:32:13,771 --> 00:32:15,671
Nada.
592
00:32:15,673 --> 00:32:17,841
I need to use the restroom.
593
00:32:17,843 --> 00:32:20,876
I assume it's that room
over there with the toilet.
594
00:32:20,878 --> 00:32:24,146
Look at you, babe.
It's all coming back!
595
00:32:24,148 --> 00:32:25,583
(CHUCKLES)
596
00:32:26,451 --> 00:32:27,519
Boop.
597
00:32:28,686 --> 00:32:29,986
I don't like that.
598
00:32:29,988 --> 00:32:31,587
(GRUNTS)
599
00:32:31,589 --> 00:32:33,390
One more.
600
00:32:33,392 --> 00:32:34,894
Boop, boop! (YOWLS)
601
00:32:49,807 --> 00:32:51,711
This can't be my life.
602
00:32:52,743 --> 00:32:53,745
(SIGHS)
603
00:33:13,999 --> 00:33:15,367
Honey!
604
00:33:18,036 --> 00:33:19,904
- Hey!
- Hi.
605
00:33:21,038 --> 00:33:23,475
Running low on toilet paper.
606
00:33:24,576 --> 00:33:25,874
Under the sink!
607
00:33:25,876 --> 00:33:26,979
Of course.
608
00:33:29,748 --> 00:33:31,514
(CHUCKLING) Yes.
609
00:33:31,516 --> 00:33:33,786
Under the sink,
of course.
610
00:33:41,492 --> 00:33:43,793
Please keep my beloved brother
in your prayers
611
00:33:43,795 --> 00:33:45,027
as you head back to Mexico.
612
00:33:45,029 --> 00:33:47,796
I'm going to stay here
until I find him.
613
00:33:47,798 --> 00:33:49,801
Alive or...
614
00:33:54,806 --> 00:33:57,910
Good thoughts, people.
Only good thoughts.
615
00:34:04,915 --> 00:34:06,850
I was fat?
616
00:34:06,852 --> 00:34:11,954
Um, yeah. You didn't make the best
decisions when you were drinking, honey.
617
00:34:11,956 --> 00:34:13,655
(WHISPERING) Tomorrow
we're going to Goodwill.
618
00:34:13,657 --> 00:34:15,057
Bobby's skinny clothes
are not skinny.
619
00:34:15,059 --> 00:34:17,793
I assume these Seahawks
are some kind of sports team
620
00:34:17,795 --> 00:34:19,528
and I'm a big fan,
621
00:34:19,530 --> 00:34:20,796
because most of my clothes
622
00:34:20,798 --> 00:34:23,099
have this God-awful
green and blue bird on it.
623
00:34:23,101 --> 00:34:25,901
Football, Dad.
It's our thing.
624
00:34:25,903 --> 00:34:27,970
We watch every game together.
625
00:34:27,972 --> 00:34:29,838
Even when I haven't
done my homework.
626
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,407
Hey. Everyone does
their homework.
627
00:34:31,409 --> 00:34:35,677
Including me. And right now I've gotta
memorize protocols for thoracic surgery.
628
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:38,581
So, Leo, why don't you get
dinner started?
629
00:34:38,583 --> 00:34:41,918
What? Cook? Me? Cook?
630
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,920
Sweetheart, I know
you had a head injury,
631
00:34:44,922 --> 00:34:46,958
but we made a deal.
632
00:34:47,893 --> 00:34:49,992
While I'm studying for my exam,
633
00:34:49,994 --> 00:34:52,729
you keep the house running.
634
00:34:52,731 --> 00:34:55,532
But I don't even know
how to turn on the stove.
635
00:34:55,534 --> 00:34:58,867
Oh! Honey, come on.
636
00:34:58,869 --> 00:35:01,873
Salad, pasta. There's a jar
of sauce in the fridge.
637
00:35:06,878 --> 00:35:08,077
Holy cow.
638
00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:10,615
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
uh, pardon me.
639
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,524
Nothing like an icy cold beer
on a warm day.
640
00:35:19,757 --> 00:35:21,059
Mmm, mmm.
641
00:35:22,994 --> 00:35:25,498
(EXHALES) Yes.
642
00:35:38,909 --> 00:35:40,545
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
643
00:35:50,989 --> 00:35:52,621
Ugh!
644
00:35:52,623 --> 00:35:54,190
Is this the sauce
we always use?
645
00:35:54,192 --> 00:35:57,126
It tastes like red nothing.
646
00:35:57,128 --> 00:35:59,963
And how are you supposed to tell
when the noodles are done?
647
00:35:59,965 --> 00:36:00,966
Taste one.
648
00:36:07,706 --> 00:36:09,775
(GROANING SOFTLY)
649
00:36:11,041 --> 00:36:12,944
Mmm. Mmm.
650
00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:16,815
Hot, hot, hot!
651
00:36:24,688 --> 00:36:26,222
When's the maid coming?
652
00:36:26,224 --> 00:36:29,028
As I'm saying this,
I fear I'm the maid.
653
00:36:30,728 --> 00:36:32,830
No one cleans
like you do, sweetie.
654
00:36:36,967 --> 00:36:38,101
(GRUNTS)
655
00:36:38,103 --> 00:36:40,003
(WHISPERS) This is awesome.
656
00:36:40,005 --> 00:36:41,403
KATE: Honey?
657
00:36:41,405 --> 00:36:44,809
Try not to dilly dally.
We're all super hungry.
658
00:36:47,012 --> 00:36:49,112
I like having a dad around.
659
00:36:49,114 --> 00:36:51,414
He's not your dad, genius.
660
00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:53,749
You agreed to have
a good attitude.
661
00:36:53,751 --> 00:36:56,119
And I'll have a great attitude
if you let him babysit,
662
00:36:56,121 --> 00:36:58,987
so I'm not stuck here watching
these guys all the time.
663
00:36:58,989 --> 00:37:01,657
We went over this.
I don't want him to babysit.
664
00:37:01,659 --> 00:37:03,992
Why does he only get
to do your chores?
665
00:37:03,994 --> 00:37:06,963
I wanna go to the pool like
every other kid in my class.
666
00:37:06,965 --> 00:37:09,065
I don't care!
He's not babysitting.
667
00:37:09,067 --> 00:37:10,307
'Cause you think
he's a pervert?
668
00:37:11,835 --> 00:37:12,901
Of course not!
669
00:37:12,903 --> 00:37:14,237
What's a pervert?
670
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,673
- Nothing.
- Then can I have one?
671
00:37:16,675 --> 00:37:20,144
No! He's not babysitting.
End of story.
672
00:37:21,012 --> 00:37:22,211
Good night.
673
00:37:22,213 --> 00:37:24,650
OLIVIA: I never get anything.
674
00:37:28,152 --> 00:37:31,723
So, is this where
the magic happens?
675
00:37:34,159 --> 00:37:36,025
You don't even remember
who I am,
676
00:37:36,027 --> 00:37:37,896
and you still wanna
have sex with me?
677
00:37:38,963 --> 00:37:40,899
Yes. Very much.
678
00:37:42,132 --> 00:37:43,932
So, basically,
679
00:37:43,934 --> 00:37:46,735
you wanna have sex
with a complete stranger?
680
00:37:46,737 --> 00:37:48,871
Yes. Very much.
681
00:37:48,873 --> 00:37:50,807
All right, big boy.
682
00:37:50,809 --> 00:37:51,944
You know the rules.
683
00:37:53,978 --> 00:37:56,248
What? Hey, wait, wait, wait.
684
00:37:57,315 --> 00:37:58,851
I'm not sleeping with you?
685
00:38:00,050 --> 00:38:02,150
You need 30 days
clean and sober.
686
00:38:02,152 --> 00:38:05,790
You and your sponsor came up with that.
It was your idea, not mine.
687
00:38:06,925 --> 00:38:08,958
(STAMMERS)
What are you saying?
688
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,728
- Boop!
- You're gonna make me sleep on the couch?
689
00:38:11,730 --> 00:38:13,195
Nope. We tried that last time
690
00:38:13,197 --> 00:38:15,298
and you ended up
in the liquor cabinet.
691
00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:16,669
(SCOFFS)
692
00:38:17,501 --> 00:38:20,005
So, where am I sleeping?
693
00:38:22,172 --> 00:38:23,675
Here you go.
694
00:38:24,275 --> 00:38:26,211
You have a cot and everything.
695
00:38:28,045 --> 00:38:29,211
All right,
696
00:38:29,213 --> 00:38:32,248
so I'm gonna lock up
the house for the night.
697
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:34,820
If you need to use the bathroom,
698
00:38:36,121 --> 00:38:37,222
here you go.
699
00:38:39,190 --> 00:38:40,858
I'm a nobody.
700
00:38:42,025 --> 00:38:45,894
A poor, sterile, drunk nobody,
701
00:38:45,896 --> 00:38:47,764
who has to pee in a bottle.
702
00:38:47,766 --> 00:38:49,932
But you're my nobody.
703
00:38:49,934 --> 00:38:53,536
All right, Bobby's picking you up
in the morning, bright and early.
704
00:38:53,538 --> 00:38:56,238
So you need to get
some rest, okay?
705
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,844
Oh, and watch out for bears.
706
00:39:40,418 --> 00:39:42,218
- (ALARM CLOCK RINGING)
- (LEONARDO SCREAMING)
707
00:39:50,228 --> 00:39:51,230
(YAWNS)
708
00:39:54,097 --> 00:39:56,335
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO)
- Buenos dias.
709
00:39:59,436 --> 00:40:01,170
- Nice shirt.
- Thank you.
710
00:40:01,172 --> 00:40:03,139
Yeah, don't spill on it.
711
00:40:03,141 --> 00:40:05,043
It's a classic and everything.
712
00:40:06,844 --> 00:40:08,246
Seriously, they're hard to find.
713
00:40:14,184 --> 00:40:15,851
BOBBY: Okay, everybody.
714
00:40:15,853 --> 00:40:17,052
This is Leo.
715
00:40:17,054 --> 00:40:19,054
Burro. Burrito.
716
00:40:19,056 --> 00:40:21,090
Vito, because he loves
The Godfather.
717
00:40:21,092 --> 00:40:22,458
This is my worthless nephew,
Jason.
718
00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:25,228
We call him Lucky, because
he's lucky to have a job.
719
00:40:25,230 --> 00:40:28,164
And 'cause I got hit by
lightning. Twice. For real.
720
00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:29,365
I shouldn't even be here.
721
00:40:29,367 --> 00:40:31,367
Yeah. Gordo was like,
"Whoa, shit!"
722
00:40:31,369 --> 00:40:34,070
Bro, you don't get
to call me that, okay?
723
00:40:34,072 --> 00:40:36,371
And don't be so cocky.
I used to look just like you.
724
00:40:36,373 --> 00:40:38,974
The hair, the abs,
the little bedroom eyes.
725
00:40:38,976 --> 00:40:41,043
You definitely don't
get to call me that.
726
00:40:41,045 --> 00:40:43,765
- You gotta work for me at least six months, okay?
- (SPEAKS SPANISH)
727
00:41:00,130 --> 00:41:01,930
(IN ENGLISH) Come on, we got
a pool to dig. Let's go.
728
00:41:01,932 --> 00:41:02,934
(LAUGHTER)
729
00:41:03,367 --> 00:41:04,369
Hey.
730
00:41:06,204 --> 00:41:10,273
Listen, I'm pretty sure
I've never worked construction.
731
00:41:10,275 --> 00:41:14,010
So, I might be more suited
for running errands,
732
00:41:14,012 --> 00:41:16,012
or maybe
some light office work.
733
00:41:16,014 --> 00:41:17,979
I could be the guy
who gets the muffins.
734
00:41:17,981 --> 00:41:19,382
Look, I got your back,
all right?
735
00:41:19,384 --> 00:41:21,684
- I'll go easy on you.
- Good.
736
00:41:21,686 --> 00:41:23,088
- Great.
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
737
00:41:25,956 --> 00:41:26,991
(GRUNTING)
738
00:41:31,161 --> 00:41:32,360
BOBBY: Yo!
739
00:41:32,362 --> 00:41:34,365
Any of this jogging your memory,
Lady Hands?
740
00:41:35,967 --> 00:41:37,032
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
741
00:41:37,034 --> 00:41:38,133
(LAUGHING)
742
00:41:38,135 --> 00:41:40,369
(IN ENGLISH) After this I got
a real easy job for you.
743
00:41:40,371 --> 00:41:42,137
No, I'm just kidding, bro.
744
00:41:42,139 --> 00:41:43,371
(LAUGHING)
745
00:41:43,373 --> 00:41:45,374
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
746
00:41:56,286 --> 00:41:57,388
(SNIFFING)
747
00:42:00,090 --> 00:42:01,326
- (SNIFFLING)
- Uh...
748
00:42:14,237 --> 00:42:16,040
No, no, no.
749
00:42:45,570 --> 00:42:47,235
(BOTH SOBBING)
750
00:42:47,237 --> 00:42:48,406
(GRUNTING)
751
00:42:54,579 --> 00:42:57,045
- Coffee.
- Yes.
752
00:42:57,047 --> 00:42:58,280
Thank you.
753
00:42:58,282 --> 00:42:59,284
You're welcome.
754
00:43:00,083 --> 00:43:01,217
MAN: Look at this guy.
755
00:43:01,219 --> 00:43:04,153
He's got it all dialed in,
with his espresso machine
756
00:43:04,155 --> 00:43:05,524
and that sweet little peach.
757
00:43:06,523 --> 00:43:09,090
That's gonna be me one day.
758
00:43:09,092 --> 00:43:11,028
You can come over
whenever you want, bro.
759
00:43:13,231 --> 00:43:15,630
Hey, guys?
760
00:43:15,632 --> 00:43:19,367
Can I get you to haul the dirt
on the other side of the house?
761
00:43:19,369 --> 00:43:20,802
I know it's longer,
762
00:43:20,804 --> 00:43:23,724
- but Nadia and I are trying to have a quiet morning.
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
763
00:43:24,574 --> 00:43:26,608
- (IN ENGLISH) Right.
- No speak English.
764
00:43:26,610 --> 00:43:29,378
(LOUDLY) Sorry.
I will talk to Bobby.
765
00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:30,382
Si. Bobby.
766
00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:35,119
I love doing that.
767
00:43:38,523 --> 00:43:39,758
(GRUNTING)
768
00:43:43,661 --> 00:43:45,262
(LAUGHTER)
769
00:43:46,164 --> 00:43:47,332
(STRAINING)
770
00:43:48,432 --> 00:43:49,434
(MAN SPEAKING SPANISH)
771
00:43:52,202 --> 00:43:54,373
(ALL LAUGH, EXCLAIM)
772
00:43:58,409 --> 00:44:00,012
- (MEN LAUGHING)
- (GRUNTING)
773
00:44:00,844 --> 00:44:02,346
(MEN EXCLAIM MOCKINGLY)
774
00:44:04,148 --> 00:44:05,483
(ALL GROANING)
775
00:44:06,284 --> 00:44:07,552
(MEN LAUGHING)
776
00:44:12,190 --> 00:44:13,557
(GRUNTING)
777
00:44:15,693 --> 00:44:18,196
(ALL CACKLING)
778
00:44:31,108 --> 00:44:32,543
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
779
00:44:36,146 --> 00:44:39,648
(IN ENGLISH) Remember, when you're
washing the jersey, cold water.
780
00:44:39,650 --> 00:44:42,554
You listen.
Gentle cycle. Okay?
781
00:44:43,253 --> 00:44:44,320
(EXHALES)
782
00:44:44,322 --> 00:44:46,354
(CLEARS THROAT) Bueno.
783
00:44:46,356 --> 00:44:49,258
Hey, respecting
the wash instructions
784
00:44:49,260 --> 00:44:52,193
is the best way
to respect the team.
785
00:44:52,195 --> 00:44:54,065
And no reds, they tend to bleed!
786
00:44:59,704 --> 00:45:03,341
Tortured, tired, thirsty.
787
00:45:05,742 --> 00:45:09,177
Hi, honey!
How was your first day?
788
00:45:09,179 --> 00:45:10,648
Terrible. My body.
789
00:45:11,615 --> 00:45:15,483
Pain. Every. Part.
790
00:45:15,485 --> 00:45:17,186
Oh.
791
00:45:17,188 --> 00:45:18,686
I was in the car...
792
00:45:18,688 --> 00:45:20,125
(MUMBLING)
793
00:45:22,659 --> 00:45:25,293
And I said, "What?"
(MUMBLING)
794
00:45:25,295 --> 00:45:26,595
Do we need to take him
to the hospital?
795
00:45:26,597 --> 00:45:28,363
- I said, "Bobby..."
- No, no, no. No.
796
00:45:28,365 --> 00:45:30,733
He is fine.
He just needs some rest.
797
00:45:30,735 --> 00:45:32,700
Rest. Rest.
798
00:45:32,702 --> 00:45:34,403
Oh, that's right.
799
00:45:34,405 --> 00:45:36,505
Dirt is...
800
00:45:36,507 --> 00:45:38,606
You know what? Why don't you
take a few minutes,
801
00:45:38,608 --> 00:45:41,445
before you get started on all the
things you have to do tonight?
802
00:45:42,579 --> 00:45:45,514
What? There's more?
803
00:45:45,516 --> 00:45:48,416
(SIGHS) I know you're
having trouble remembering,
804
00:45:48,418 --> 00:45:50,351
so I made you a list.
805
00:45:50,353 --> 00:45:51,487
No, no, no.
806
00:45:51,489 --> 00:45:55,257
It's physically impossible
for me to get off this couch.
807
00:45:55,259 --> 00:45:57,525
I mean, my legs are
no longer functioning.
808
00:45:57,527 --> 00:45:59,461
Look. Look.
809
00:45:59,463 --> 00:46:01,666
I want, but I can't.
810
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,568
And even if I could move...
811
00:46:05,570 --> 00:46:09,374
I wouldn't want to do any of
the vile things on this list.
812
00:46:09,673 --> 00:46:11,440
(SPITS)
813
00:46:11,442 --> 00:46:13,344
There's a couple more
on the back, too.
814
00:46:14,244 --> 00:46:16,280
(MUZAK PLAYING)
815
00:46:34,231 --> 00:46:36,565
MECHANIC: I know that guy.
How do I know that guy?
816
00:46:36,567 --> 00:46:38,737
Hey. Do you work
at Jiffy Lube?
817
00:46:40,704 --> 00:46:42,373
God, I hope not.
818
00:46:44,307 --> 00:46:46,277
This is gonna drive me crazy.
819
00:47:10,367 --> 00:47:12,635
Is this new sauce?
It tastes different.
820
00:47:12,637 --> 00:47:15,604
LEONARDO: Yeah.
I added a few things.
821
00:47:15,606 --> 00:47:18,706
Some chopped onion,
a little red pepper
822
00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:21,342
and a pinch of something
called cumin.
823
00:47:21,344 --> 00:47:25,313
I couldn't bear another bowl
of that tasteless slop.
824
00:47:25,315 --> 00:47:27,218
I like it.
I like it a lot.
825
00:47:27,617 --> 00:47:28,719
It's better, right?
826
00:47:29,387 --> 00:47:30,320
I don't know.
827
00:47:30,322 --> 00:47:32,621
I feel like we've been
having pasta too much.
828
00:47:32,623 --> 00:47:34,722
Maybe you should
mix it up a little.
829
00:47:34,724 --> 00:47:38,459
Okay, I'm gonna take
mine up to study.
830
00:47:38,461 --> 00:47:41,766
Hey, after you clean the kitchen,
don't forget, it's garbage day.
831
00:47:48,438 --> 00:47:51,643
It's entirely clear to me now why
I blocked out my life, Fiona.
832
00:47:53,311 --> 00:47:54,813
It's a hideous existence.
833
00:47:58,815 --> 00:48:00,715
Good night, you guys.
I love you.
834
00:48:00,717 --> 00:48:02,477
- OLIVIA: Good night, Mom.
- MOLLY: Love you.
835
00:48:06,923 --> 00:48:10,325
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Aren't you exhausted?
836
00:48:10,327 --> 00:48:12,764
Who would use exhaustion
as an excuse to not make love?
837
00:48:14,498 --> 00:48:15,697
Everybody.
838
00:48:15,699 --> 00:48:16,733
(SIGHS)
839
00:48:16,735 --> 00:48:21,570
To the shed. I know. I know.
It's hard for me, too.
840
00:48:21,572 --> 00:48:22,774
Nice work today.
841
00:48:29,746 --> 00:48:31,382
(GRUNTING)
842
00:48:32,650 --> 00:48:34,385
(LAUGHING)
843
00:48:34,952 --> 00:48:36,721
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
844
00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:43,827
Turn it off! Turn it off!
845
00:48:46,530 --> 00:48:48,365
Turn it off!
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
846
00:48:52,135 --> 00:48:54,436
BOBBY: (IN ENGLISH) Yo, I'm
gonna post this on my Snapchat.
847
00:48:54,438 --> 00:48:56,405
I'm gonna make you
a little beaver, bro.
848
00:48:56,407 --> 00:48:58,139
How come we always
get the shit jobs?
849
00:48:58,141 --> 00:49:00,141
- Because you're unskilled laborers!
- (EXCLAIMS)
850
00:49:00,143 --> 00:49:02,443
Land of the free,
no land of the free lunch.
851
00:49:02,445 --> 00:49:03,447
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
852
00:49:05,516 --> 00:49:06,684
(SHOUTS IN SPANISH)
853
00:49:08,552 --> 00:49:11,519
Okay. You are a genius.
854
00:49:11,521 --> 00:49:13,454
I got seven hours
of sleep last night,
855
00:49:13,456 --> 00:49:15,858
and guess what
he's making for dinner?
856
00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:18,459
Chicken skewers, coconut rice.
857
00:49:18,461 --> 00:49:20,862
Aw, I want a fake husband.
858
00:49:20,864 --> 00:49:22,764
(SIGHS) Thank you. Thank you.
859
00:49:22,766 --> 00:49:25,566
I got more studying done this
week than I have in months.
860
00:49:25,568 --> 00:49:26,901
Maybe next time I ask you
to commit a crime,
861
00:49:26,903 --> 00:49:28,440
you won't fight me on it.
862
00:49:30,407 --> 00:49:31,409
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
863
00:50:11,782 --> 00:50:12,851
(ALL LAUGHING)
864
00:50:59,262 --> 00:51:00,963
BOBBY: (IN ENGLISH) Bro,
you're lucky you have amnesia.
865
00:51:00,965 --> 00:51:02,498
I remember when I thought
my nephew
866
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:03,898
was actually gonna
do something with his life.
867
00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:06,140
- Music is something. I'm an artist.
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
868
00:51:06,737 --> 00:51:07,936
(IN ENGLISH) You're sleeping
on my couch, bro.
869
00:51:07,938 --> 00:51:08,836
Yeah, well,
that tune's gonna change
870
00:51:08,838 --> 00:51:10,838
when I thank you
at the Grammys, Gordo.
871
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,940
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
872
00:51:11,942 --> 00:51:14,543
You better pick it up, dawg.
You know what I'm saying?
873
00:51:14,545 --> 00:51:17,079
'Cause the Diaz metabolism
slows down around 30.
874
00:51:17,081 --> 00:51:18,280
See this right here?
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
875
00:51:18,282 --> 00:51:21,983
It's not gonna get you on the charts, dawg.
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
876
00:51:21,985 --> 00:51:23,151
(IN ENGLISH) I got some work
I don't feel like doing.
877
00:51:23,153 --> 00:51:25,553
- Why do you even wear that hard hat, man?
- (SPEAKS SPANISH)
878
00:51:41,871 --> 00:51:43,007
(MEN LAUGHING)
879
00:52:03,159 --> 00:52:04,761
- (LAUGHS)
- (EXCLAIMS)
880
00:52:14,003 --> 00:52:16,003
(IN ENGLISH) "Act like a man."
(RESUMES IN SPANISH)
881
00:52:22,012 --> 00:52:23,132
(IN ENGLISH) Act like a man.
882
00:52:24,648 --> 00:52:26,084
(MEN LAUGHING)
883
00:52:29,820 --> 00:52:31,856
Act like a man!
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
884
00:52:32,922 --> 00:52:35,659
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
885
00:52:38,996 --> 00:52:41,128
- (IN ENGLISH) See you tomorrow, Bobby.
- Okay, brother.
886
00:52:41,130 --> 00:52:43,934
Hey, remember, don't tell
Theresa about the chicken parm.
887
00:53:02,186 --> 00:53:03,555
Hey.
888
00:53:04,054 --> 00:53:05,720
Hey.
889
00:53:05,722 --> 00:53:07,025
I got you something.
890
00:53:07,824 --> 00:53:08,960
Frozen yogurt.
891
00:53:10,159 --> 00:53:12,661
Like the old days on the Playa.
892
00:53:12,663 --> 00:53:14,666
- What?
- On the Playa Tortugas.
893
00:53:16,132 --> 00:53:17,833
Oh, oh.
894
00:53:17,835 --> 00:53:20,802
Right. Yeah, the sunsets.
895
00:53:20,804 --> 00:53:23,804
- Yeah.
- Yes. Good times.
896
00:53:23,806 --> 00:53:26,407
I couldn't remember
which flavors we liked,
897
00:53:26,409 --> 00:53:28,242
so I got an assortment.
898
00:53:28,244 --> 00:53:30,614
Thanks. This was
899
00:53:31,181 --> 00:53:33,148
really nice of you.
900
00:53:33,150 --> 00:53:36,688
I know I haven't been the
easiest to live with lately,
901
00:53:37,788 --> 00:53:40,856
but I'm gonna try
a little harder.
902
00:53:40,858 --> 00:53:45,129
I can't promise a lot harder,
but maybe I'll surprise myself.
903
00:53:46,929 --> 00:53:48,966
Well, keep doing this.
904
00:53:50,099 --> 00:53:52,737
Maybe next time,
bring some toppings.
905
00:53:55,139 --> 00:53:56,737
Mmm.
906
00:53:56,739 --> 00:53:58,742
Mango. I love mango.
907
00:53:59,777 --> 00:54:00,979
Have I always loved mango?
908
00:54:02,780 --> 00:54:04,146
As long as I've known you.
909
00:54:04,148 --> 00:54:05,617
Ah, yes.
910
00:54:07,684 --> 00:54:09,150
When we were young
911
00:54:09,152 --> 00:54:11,221
and couldn't keep
our hands off each other.
912
00:54:18,228 --> 00:54:19,760
No.
913
00:54:19,762 --> 00:54:20,896
Okay.
914
00:54:20,898 --> 00:54:24,099
Well... I'll be in my shed.
915
00:54:24,101 --> 00:54:25,803
Trying to have a good attitude.
916
00:54:26,269 --> 00:54:28,038
Just me and the spiders.
917
00:54:28,871 --> 00:54:29,873
Oh.
918
00:54:31,474 --> 00:54:32,876
Forgot my bathroom.
919
00:54:36,780 --> 00:54:38,650
Whew. Whew!
920
00:54:42,219 --> 00:54:44,299
- (MONITOR BEEPING)
- (SOFIA SIGHS, SPEAKING SPANISH)
921
00:54:55,164 --> 00:54:56,166
(SNIFFLING)
922
00:55:22,025 --> 00:55:26,894
(IN ENGLISH) I'm calling to get a death
certificate for Leonardo Montenegro.
923
00:55:26,896 --> 00:55:29,232
He died a couple of weeks ago
in a shark attack.
924
00:55:31,201 --> 00:55:34,970
Yes. An attack by a shark fish?
925
00:55:34,972 --> 00:55:36,771
I think I'm saying
that correctly.
926
00:55:36,773 --> 00:55:37,775
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
927
00:55:50,286 --> 00:55:52,022
Montenegro.
928
00:55:58,262 --> 00:55:59,297
Burro.
929
00:56:00,030 --> 00:56:01,032
Burrito.
930
00:56:09,373 --> 00:56:10,742
Hey! Hey!
931
00:56:23,253 --> 00:56:25,186
- (IN ENGLISH) Thanks, Bobby.
- You got it, bro.
932
00:56:25,188 --> 00:56:26,854
(SCOFFS)
933
00:56:26,856 --> 00:56:28,055
- All right.
- Hey!
934
00:56:28,057 --> 00:56:29,257
- Hey!
- Hey, sweetie!
935
00:56:29,259 --> 00:56:30,260
Bueno.
936
00:56:31,094 --> 00:56:33,028
Oi, remember Hasselbeck.
937
00:56:33,030 --> 00:56:35,767
He's way more mobile
than people give him credit for.
938
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,133
Hey.
939
00:56:39,135 --> 00:56:42,840
- Why aren't you riding?
- It's no fun with training wheels.
940
00:56:45,309 --> 00:56:47,175
I never taught you
to ride a bike?
941
00:56:47,177 --> 00:56:50,177
It's okay. Some dads
can't be around that much.
942
00:56:50,179 --> 00:56:51,782
No, it's not okay.
943
00:56:53,150 --> 00:56:56,050
I'm gonna fix this. Right now.
944
00:56:56,052 --> 00:56:57,788
Let me just put this away. Okay?
945
00:56:59,956 --> 00:57:01,856
What are you doing here?
946
00:57:01,858 --> 00:57:04,025
They got us working bankers'
hours today.
947
00:57:04,027 --> 00:57:05,193
Whatever those are.
948
00:57:05,195 --> 00:57:08,396
So then it's cool if you
watch those guys,
949
00:57:08,398 --> 00:57:10,197
so I can go to the pool?
950
00:57:10,199 --> 00:57:11,935
Yeah, sure. Why not?
951
00:57:12,335 --> 00:57:13,370
Thanks, Dad.
952
00:57:15,038 --> 00:57:17,238
- KATE: Hey, Mom.
- You're gonna be blown away.
953
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:21,909
Modern Senior magazine said
my performance stole the show.
954
00:57:21,911 --> 00:57:25,246
And the Saint Jude wellness
newsletter featured me on the cover.
955
00:57:25,248 --> 00:57:28,316
That certainly justifies
leaving me without childcare.
956
00:57:28,318 --> 00:57:29,483
Life's short, Kate.
957
00:57:29,485 --> 00:57:31,318
You gotta do
what makes you happy.
958
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,519
I don't wanna have regrets
959
00:57:32,521 --> 00:57:35,090
just because I didn't do
what I wanted to do.
960
00:57:35,092 --> 00:57:36,391
You'll understand
someday, honey.
961
00:57:36,393 --> 00:57:38,193
Shit! I gotta go, Mom.
962
00:57:38,195 --> 00:57:39,961
Everyone's looking.
963
00:57:39,963 --> 00:57:41,061
I don't care!
964
00:57:41,063 --> 00:57:45,367
I asked you for one month,
just watch your sisters.
965
00:57:45,369 --> 00:57:48,103
- And we don't even know anything about this guy.
- (SCOFFS)
966
00:57:48,105 --> 00:57:50,405
Whose fault is that? I didn't
bring him into the house.
967
00:57:50,407 --> 00:57:52,039
That's not the point.
968
00:57:52,041 --> 00:57:54,045
And I'll tell you why
in two minutes.
969
00:58:00,983 --> 00:58:03,150
We're not done
talking about this!
970
00:58:03,152 --> 00:58:05,686
And because of you,
their pizza was cold
971
00:58:05,688 --> 00:58:07,488
and they gave me a lousy tip.
972
00:58:07,490 --> 00:58:10,460
Maybe you got a bad tip
because you run like a duck.
973
00:58:11,695 --> 00:58:14,061
You better hope
everything's okay.
974
00:58:14,063 --> 00:58:17,432
I hate this. I hate this
whole thing. It's so stupid.
975
00:58:17,434 --> 00:58:19,202
(KIDS AND LEONARDO SCREAMING)
976
00:58:21,405 --> 00:58:23,271
OLIVIA: I love the Seahawks!
977
00:58:23,273 --> 00:58:26,240
Our team just ran the ball
to the finish line.
978
00:58:26,242 --> 00:58:27,409
The end zone.
We've been over this.
979
00:58:27,411 --> 00:58:30,045
Oh, right. Touchdown.
980
00:58:30,047 --> 00:58:31,479
It's coming back slowly.
981
00:58:31,481 --> 00:58:35,249
See, Mom, everything's fine.
No one died.
982
00:58:35,251 --> 00:58:39,155
Oh, and, Kate, I got some of the guys
to help me fix that leak in the roof.
983
00:58:40,123 --> 00:58:42,023
And you unpacked the boxes?
984
00:58:42,025 --> 00:58:45,126
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And I found these pillows.
985
00:58:45,128 --> 00:58:47,228
The couch needed
a splash of color.
986
00:58:47,230 --> 00:58:49,164
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
987
00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:50,331
What?
988
00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:53,937
"Little by little, the bird
builds its nest." It's French.
989
00:58:54,438 --> 00:58:56,440
Wait. I speak French.
990
00:58:57,574 --> 00:58:59,043
Why do I speak French?
991
00:59:00,277 --> 00:59:01,443
Uh...
992
00:59:01,445 --> 00:59:05,112
Well, you were a tour guide,
993
00:59:05,114 --> 00:59:09,117
and it's well-known
that Parisians love Cancun.
994
00:59:09,119 --> 00:59:13,391
For it's chips and salsa
and its flamenco dancers.
995
00:59:15,525 --> 00:59:18,226
Thanks for humiliating me
for nothing.
996
00:59:18,228 --> 00:59:22,296
Hey! Hey, we had a deal,
and you didn't stick to it.
997
00:59:22,298 --> 00:59:23,298
You're grounded.
998
00:59:23,300 --> 00:59:26,568
Who cares? I'm basically
a prisoner here anyway!
999
00:59:26,570 --> 00:59:29,073
- For a week!
- Kate, Kate, Kate. Hey.
1000
00:59:30,139 --> 00:59:32,106
Can I talk to you for a sec?
1001
00:59:32,108 --> 00:59:35,445
Okay, listen, you remember
what it's like to be 13.
1002
00:59:36,445 --> 00:59:39,046
I don't, but you probably do.
1003
00:59:39,048 --> 00:59:40,447
What are you getting at?
1004
00:59:40,449 --> 00:59:42,117
And no phone!
1005
00:59:42,119 --> 00:59:45,086
Hey, hey, I just think
maybe you're being...
1006
00:59:45,088 --> 00:59:47,222
I don't know,
a little hard on her.
1007
00:59:47,224 --> 00:59:49,324
Don't tell me how
to raise my kids.
1008
00:59:49,326 --> 00:59:51,329
(SCOFFS) "Your kids"?
1009
00:59:52,061 --> 00:59:53,293
"Your kids"?
1010
00:59:53,295 --> 00:59:54,429
Hey. Listen.
1011
00:59:54,431 --> 00:59:58,032
Just because those girls
were not conceived with my seed,
1012
00:59:58,034 --> 01:00:00,434
doesn't make me any less
their father or a man.
1013
01:00:00,436 --> 01:00:01,503
Of course not. I just...
1014
01:00:01,505 --> 01:00:03,470
I'm not done.
1015
01:00:03,472 --> 01:00:07,175
All I do is work and work
and slave for this family.
1016
01:00:07,177 --> 01:00:09,309
I may not have put us
in the lap of luxury,
1017
01:00:09,311 --> 01:00:10,981
but I'm a provider.
1018
01:00:11,581 --> 01:00:14,249
What you said was a low blow.
1019
01:00:14,251 --> 01:00:18,485
An unfair and hurtful low blow.
1020
01:00:18,487 --> 01:00:21,391
- Honey, I...
- Low blow.
1021
01:00:22,525 --> 01:00:24,124
I need some air.
1022
01:00:24,126 --> 01:00:25,228
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
1023
01:00:25,628 --> 01:00:27,030
Leo!
1024
01:00:29,632 --> 01:00:31,231
Right after I check the score.
1025
01:00:31,233 --> 01:00:33,503
FOOTBALL COMMENTATOR:
And it is good!
1026
01:00:35,304 --> 01:00:38,072
- We lost.
- A stunning win for Arizona.
1027
01:00:38,074 --> 01:00:39,275
I hope you're happy.
1028
01:00:40,409 --> 01:00:43,144
- Where are you going?
- I don't know.
1029
01:00:43,146 --> 01:00:45,213
And not because
I don't remember, hmm?
1030
01:00:45,215 --> 01:00:47,284
Because I don't know.
1031
01:00:48,518 --> 01:00:49,684
(DOOR SHUTS)
1032
01:00:49,686 --> 01:00:51,454
(GROANS)
1033
01:00:53,356 --> 01:00:55,657
My name is Leo
and I'm an alcoholic.
1034
01:00:55,659 --> 01:00:57,425
ALL: Hi, Leo.
1035
01:00:57,427 --> 01:01:00,295
To be honest, I don't really
remember my drinking days.
1036
01:01:00,297 --> 01:01:02,162
- Yep.
- Been there.
1037
01:01:02,164 --> 01:01:05,133
I got in a fight
with my wife tonight.
1038
01:01:05,135 --> 01:01:08,172
I stood outside a bar
for 20 minutes.
1039
01:01:09,672 --> 01:01:13,176
I came this close. This...
1040
01:01:16,213 --> 01:01:17,545
But here I am.
1041
01:01:17,547 --> 01:01:20,315
- ALL: Keep coming back.
- One day at a time.
1042
01:01:20,317 --> 01:01:24,184
♪ Bloody stools
Bloody stools, bloody stools
1043
01:01:24,186 --> 01:01:27,190
♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools ♪
1044
01:01:29,291 --> 01:01:30,891
Holy shit!
1045
01:01:30,893 --> 01:01:32,096
(GASPS)
1046
01:01:34,431 --> 01:01:35,532
(EXHALES)
1047
01:01:36,432 --> 01:01:39,333
Leonardo Montenegro.
1048
01:01:39,335 --> 01:01:42,737
Yeah, he was murdered by a shark in
your district several weeks ago.
1049
01:01:42,739 --> 01:01:43,871
MAN: Sorry, ma'am.
1050
01:01:43,873 --> 01:01:46,441
Haven't had a shark attack
around here in four years.
1051
01:01:46,443 --> 01:01:47,508
Really?
1052
01:01:47,510 --> 01:01:50,244
Don't you have to check
with other police stations?
1053
01:01:50,246 --> 01:01:51,679
Lady, I promise you,
1054
01:01:51,681 --> 01:01:53,680
if anyone's gonna hear
about a shark attack,
1055
01:01:53,682 --> 01:01:55,152
it's gonna be me.
1056
01:01:56,219 --> 01:01:57,387
Good luck to you.
1057
01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,322
Hmm.
1058
01:02:00,489 --> 01:02:01,591
(DOOR OPENS)
1059
01:02:04,460 --> 01:02:06,229
- Hey.
- Hey.
1060
01:02:07,197 --> 01:02:08,199
Um...
1061
01:02:09,199 --> 01:02:10,201
Sorry about tonight.
1062
01:02:11,233 --> 01:02:12,566
I'm the one
who should apologize.
1063
01:02:12,568 --> 01:02:16,637
No, I really need to keep
my side of the street clean
1064
01:02:16,639 --> 01:02:20,243
and, you know, cultivate
an attitude of gratitude.
1065
01:02:21,677 --> 01:02:26,213
I overreacted. I talked
to Emily and ungrounded her.
1066
01:02:26,215 --> 01:02:28,550
I'm just so stressed out
about this test.
1067
01:02:28,552 --> 01:02:31,219
Well, you've been
working so hard and...
1068
01:02:31,221 --> 01:02:32,353
(TIMER BEEPS)
1069
01:02:32,355 --> 01:02:33,487
I got it.
1070
01:02:33,489 --> 01:02:36,392
And I've been thinking
how I can help.
1071
01:02:37,260 --> 01:02:38,358
So I talked to Theresa
1072
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,597
and she's okay with me
picking up a few of your shifts.
1073
01:02:41,797 --> 01:02:44,365
- Really? You'd do that for me?
- Yeah.
1074
01:02:44,367 --> 01:02:45,465
I'm not being selfless.
1075
01:02:45,467 --> 01:02:47,538
I'm just thinking
of myself less.
1076
01:02:48,538 --> 01:02:50,405
You like it with milk, right?
1077
01:02:50,407 --> 01:02:51,542
And a little sugar.
1078
01:02:53,376 --> 01:02:56,476
Oh, and I'll take the kids
all day Sunday so you can study.
1079
01:02:56,478 --> 01:02:57,681
By yourself? I can't let...
1080
01:03:00,349 --> 01:03:02,416
Actually, that would be amazing.
1081
01:03:02,418 --> 01:03:04,284
Great.
1082
01:03:04,286 --> 01:03:06,521
I was also thinking
that I should... Oh! Ah!
1083
01:03:06,523 --> 01:03:09,423
Sharp knife. Blood. Blood.
Lots of blood.
1084
01:03:09,425 --> 01:03:10,425
- I do not like blood.
- All right.
1085
01:03:10,427 --> 01:03:12,559
- All right, take it easy. You're okay.
- (PANTING)
1086
01:03:12,561 --> 01:03:14,295
- Let me see, let me see.
- Help.
1087
01:03:14,297 --> 01:03:15,630
I'm just gonna wash it off.
1088
01:03:15,632 --> 01:03:17,565
- Feeling queasy. Gonna faint.
- (WATER RUNNING)
1089
01:03:17,567 --> 01:03:18,766
No. You're not gonna faint.
1090
01:03:18,768 --> 01:03:20,334
- I'm fainting.
- No.
1091
01:03:20,336 --> 01:03:21,369
The room is spinning.
1092
01:03:21,371 --> 01:03:23,838
All right, let's just
sit you down over here.
1093
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:25,740
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
How bad is it?
1094
01:03:25,742 --> 01:03:27,708
Should I go to the hospital?
Do I need a tourniquet?
1095
01:03:27,710 --> 01:03:30,577
Relax. You are
with a trained professional.
1096
01:03:30,579 --> 01:03:32,313
- Do I need stitches?
- No.
1097
01:03:32,315 --> 01:03:34,451
Please help me.
I'm bleeding to death.
1098
01:03:35,284 --> 01:03:36,818
Oh, God! It's really deep.
1099
01:03:36,820 --> 01:03:39,320
(GROANS)
What the hell are you doing?
1100
01:03:39,322 --> 01:03:42,322
Cleaning the cut.
My God, you're such a baby!
1101
01:03:42,324 --> 01:03:43,458
(GROANING)
1102
01:03:43,460 --> 01:03:44,559
I got this.
1103
01:03:44,561 --> 01:03:46,260
I took a whole class on it.
1104
01:03:46,262 --> 01:03:47,362
Dressing wounds?
1105
01:03:47,364 --> 01:03:49,563
Dealing with
hysterical patients.
1106
01:03:49,565 --> 01:03:50,600
(CHUCKLES)
1107
01:03:53,469 --> 01:03:54,504
All right.
1108
01:03:55,472 --> 01:03:56,473
Okay.
1109
01:03:57,407 --> 01:03:58,442
There.
1110
01:04:06,750 --> 01:04:09,219
You have very good
bedside manner.
1111
01:04:10,853 --> 01:04:12,619
- You think so?
- Yeah.
1112
01:04:12,621 --> 01:04:14,554
Sometimes I worry about that.
1113
01:04:14,556 --> 01:04:16,659
No. No, you're a natural.
1114
01:04:19,295 --> 01:04:23,266
All right. There you go.
Good as new.
1115
01:04:31,340 --> 01:04:32,476
Well, um...
1116
01:04:33,610 --> 01:04:35,746
(SIGHS)
I guess I'll let you study.
1117
01:04:37,447 --> 01:04:39,717
Thanks for taking
such good care of me.
1118
01:04:43,485 --> 01:04:44,487
Okay.
1119
01:04:51,594 --> 01:04:52,596
Good night.
1120
01:04:54,396 --> 01:04:55,398
Wait.
1121
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:59,800
You can sleep inside.
Downstairs, on the couch.
1122
01:04:59,802 --> 01:05:00,804
(GASPS)
1123
01:05:02,438 --> 01:05:04,274
You've made me very happy.
1124
01:05:05,875 --> 01:05:07,677
(LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)
1125
01:05:08,777 --> 01:05:10,480
(SINGING ALONG IN SPANISH)
1126
01:05:15,684 --> 01:05:17,952
(CRYING AND YELLING)
1127
01:05:17,954 --> 01:05:19,289
(CRYING)
1128
01:05:24,427 --> 01:05:25,429
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1129
01:05:28,565 --> 01:05:29,566
(SIGHS)
1130
01:05:36,706 --> 01:05:38,509
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1131
01:05:40,744 --> 01:05:42,913
We'll pick you up
after the game, hmm?
1132
01:05:44,847 --> 01:05:46,349
You're welcome!
1133
01:05:49,952 --> 01:05:52,619
Why can't we go swimming?
1134
01:05:52,621 --> 01:05:54,722
We're giving your sister
a little space.
1135
01:05:54,724 --> 01:05:56,393
(ENGINE STARTS)
1136
01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:58,862
(LAUGHING)
1137
01:06:01,831 --> 01:06:03,563
Too much space.
1138
01:06:03,565 --> 01:06:04,934
We're giving her too much space.
1139
01:06:06,802 --> 01:06:08,001
EMILY: Everyone's watching.
1140
01:06:08,003 --> 01:06:09,237
LEONARDO: I don't care!
1141
01:06:09,239 --> 01:06:13,574
I don't have to listen to you.
You're not even my real dad.
1142
01:06:13,576 --> 01:06:16,610
What? Your mother told you?
1143
01:06:16,612 --> 01:06:18,579
Well, I'm still not letting
you throw your life away
1144
01:06:18,581 --> 01:06:21,883
for some sex-crazed,
curly-haired wolf.
1145
01:06:21,885 --> 01:06:24,788
That boy wants one thing
and one thing only.
1146
01:06:25,454 --> 01:06:26,456
He's gay.
1147
01:06:27,690 --> 01:06:29,590
Okay. One different thing.
1148
01:06:29,592 --> 01:06:30,860
(CRIES SOFTLY)
1149
01:06:32,027 --> 01:06:34,961
What are you doing?
Why are you crying?
1150
01:06:34,963 --> 01:06:36,467
Because I'm miserable.
1151
01:06:36,900 --> 01:06:37,901
You are?
1152
01:06:38,534 --> 01:06:39,635
Yeah.
1153
01:06:41,771 --> 01:06:43,970
I was really popular
in Portland,
1154
01:06:43,972 --> 01:06:47,708
and here everyone's on group
texts that I'm not a part of.
1155
01:06:47,710 --> 01:06:49,811
And there's this boy in
my Spanish class that I like,
1156
01:06:49,813 --> 01:06:51,545
but he doesn't know
that I exist.
1157
01:06:51,547 --> 01:06:54,014
And he's friends with the
lifeguard here and that's...
1158
01:06:54,016 --> 01:06:56,419
- Wait, you're taking Spanish?
- (SPEAKS SPANISH)
1159
01:06:58,954 --> 01:07:00,054
Muy bien.
1160
01:07:00,056 --> 01:07:02,523
(IN ENGLISH) Your pronunciation
is very natural.
1161
01:07:02,525 --> 01:07:04,758
I mean, you still need
to roll the "R's".
1162
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,494
- (SPEAKS SPANISH)
- What?
1163
01:07:06,496 --> 01:07:07,894
(SPEAKS SPANISH) Say it.
1164
01:07:07,896 --> 01:07:09,996
- You have to... Okay, okay.
- Dad!
1165
01:07:09,998 --> 01:07:12,599
How could he
not know you exist?
1166
01:07:12,601 --> 01:07:15,970
You're a beautiful, smart,
thoughtful young woman.
1167
01:07:15,972 --> 01:07:17,804
He'd be lucky
to be your boyfriend.
1168
01:07:17,806 --> 01:07:20,775
But you're way too young
for a boyfriend.
1169
01:07:20,777 --> 01:07:22,242
They'd all be lucky
to be your boyfriend.
1170
01:07:22,244 --> 01:07:25,012
Every boy here should beg
to be your boyfriend.
1171
01:07:25,014 --> 01:07:28,483
But I forbid it. I forbid it!
1172
01:07:28,485 --> 01:07:32,253
I know I'm all over the map.
It's just...
1173
01:07:32,255 --> 01:07:35,590
It's very confusing
having a daughter.
1174
01:07:35,592 --> 01:07:39,496
Look. I'm not gonna do
anything stupid. All right?
1175
01:07:44,766 --> 01:07:45,900
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
1176
01:07:45,902 --> 01:07:47,438
Gracias.
1177
01:07:56,746 --> 01:07:58,813
Blue 52. Hot route left.
1178
01:07:58,815 --> 01:08:00,113
Hut, hut, hike!
1179
01:08:00,115 --> 01:08:01,451
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1180
01:08:07,056 --> 01:08:08,856
Yes! Yes!
1181
01:08:08,858 --> 01:08:10,825
Go, go, go. Yes! Yes! Yes!
1182
01:08:10,827 --> 01:08:13,528
Go! Go! Go! Yes!
1183
01:08:13,530 --> 01:08:14,929
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
1184
01:08:14,931 --> 01:08:17,467
- Woo-hoo!
- (LAUGHS)
1185
01:08:19,068 --> 01:08:21,736
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1186
01:08:21,738 --> 01:08:24,807
- Go team! Yeah, we did it!
- That's my daughter.
1187
01:08:25,307 --> 01:08:26,510
We know.
1188
01:08:28,043 --> 01:08:29,677
Second touchdown.
1189
01:08:29,679 --> 01:08:30,777
(CHUCKLES)
1190
01:08:30,779 --> 01:08:32,013
We're winning, actually.
1191
01:08:32,015 --> 01:08:33,517
KID: Yeah,
we kicked their butts!
1192
01:08:34,917 --> 01:08:37,018
- KATE: Thanks for rescuing me.
- LEONARDO: Ah.
1193
01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:39,022
KATE: My mind was
turning into mush.
1194
01:08:40,989 --> 01:08:42,822
Hey, Molly!
1195
01:08:42,824 --> 01:08:45,559
When did you learn how to ride
without training wheels?
1196
01:08:45,561 --> 01:08:46,829
Dad taught me.
1197
01:08:47,630 --> 01:08:48,896
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1198
01:08:48,898 --> 01:08:50,734
She only fell once.
1199
01:08:52,769 --> 01:08:54,902
Faster! Faster! Faster!
1200
01:08:54,904 --> 01:08:57,148
- Come on, come on, come on! Yes, yes, yes!
- (MOLLY GIGGLING)
1201
01:08:57,172 --> 01:08:59,773
Whoo!
1202
01:08:59,775 --> 01:09:01,776
LEONARDO: So how do I get rid
of the brain freeze?
1203
01:09:01,778 --> 01:09:03,777
- Go like this.
- Like this?
1204
01:09:03,779 --> 01:09:05,815
- (GRUNTS) Mmm.
- (GIGGLES)
1205
01:09:06,149 --> 01:09:07,714
(CHUCKLING)
1206
01:09:07,716 --> 01:09:09,951
Are you gonna leave us?
1207
01:09:09,953 --> 01:09:12,986
What do you mean?
Of course not. I'm your dad.
1208
01:09:12,988 --> 01:09:15,822
Sometimes dads leave.
1209
01:09:15,824 --> 01:09:18,960
Well, I guess maybe they do,
but I'm not going anywhere.
1210
01:09:18,962 --> 01:09:20,961
You're stuck with me.
1211
01:09:20,963 --> 01:09:22,798
Thank you. (CHUCKLING)
1212
01:09:32,975 --> 01:09:35,209
(SOFTLY) "A. Sudden weight gain.
B. Abdominal itch.
1213
01:09:35,211 --> 01:09:37,780
"C. Bloody stools. D. Light..."
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1214
01:09:39,748 --> 01:09:40,917
Bloody stools.
1215
01:09:43,685 --> 01:09:45,721
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1216
01:09:47,090 --> 01:09:48,091
(STAMMERS)
1217
01:09:56,399 --> 01:09:57,701
(GASPS)
1218
01:10:03,739 --> 01:10:04,740
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1219
01:10:05,641 --> 01:10:06,842
Ay, Papa!
1220
01:10:18,954 --> 01:10:20,122
Papa!
1221
01:10:25,862 --> 01:10:26,997
(GASPS)
1222
01:10:33,136 --> 01:10:34,972
(EXCLAIMS WITH JOY)
1223
01:10:37,273 --> 01:10:38,906
(IN ENGLISH) Colin,
were you with Magdalena
1224
01:10:38,908 --> 01:10:40,775
when she identified
my brother's body?
1225
01:10:40,777 --> 01:10:43,777
No, ma'am, she was quite insistent
on handling the matter herself.
1226
01:10:43,779 --> 01:10:45,012
Are you insinuating?
1227
01:10:45,014 --> 01:10:46,046
Are you insinuating?
1228
01:10:46,048 --> 01:10:47,748
Should I be insinuating?
1229
01:10:47,750 --> 01:10:48,848
Should I be insinuating?
1230
01:10:48,850 --> 01:10:50,785
And before you answer that,
remember I'm Scottish.
1231
01:10:50,787 --> 01:10:52,018
I can do this all day long.
1232
01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:53,689
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1233
01:10:54,189 --> 01:10:56,891
Hey! So, the test?
1234
01:10:56,893 --> 01:11:00,160
There was a couple that I blanked
on, but at least it's over.
1235
01:11:00,162 --> 01:11:02,796
Now I don't have
to keep up this insane lie.
1236
01:11:02,798 --> 01:11:05,866
Are you sure you don't wanna wait a
couple of weeks before you tell him?
1237
01:11:05,868 --> 01:11:07,468
I mean, good help
is hard to find.
1238
01:11:07,470 --> 01:11:10,303
Yeah, totally. And the guys are
really starting to like him, too.
1239
01:11:10,305 --> 01:11:12,740
No. No. Fair is fair.
He has paid his debt.
1240
01:11:12,742 --> 01:11:14,107
I have tortured him
long enough.
1241
01:11:14,109 --> 01:11:15,276
Okay.
1242
01:11:15,278 --> 01:11:17,814
You're really gonna hate
doing your own laundry again.
1243
01:11:18,814 --> 01:11:20,216
(SIGHS) Guys...
1244
01:11:21,216 --> 01:11:23,718
I feel pretty nervous.
1245
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:24,951
I think he's gonna freak out.
1246
01:11:24,953 --> 01:11:26,254
BOBBY: Freak out?
1247
01:11:26,256 --> 01:11:28,723
Kate, you're telling a ditch digger
he's a billionaire, you know.
1248
01:11:28,725 --> 01:11:30,891
I'm pretty sure
he's gonna be okay with it.
1249
01:11:30,893 --> 01:11:31,927
Yeah.
1250
01:11:36,032 --> 01:11:37,197
Hey.
1251
01:11:37,199 --> 01:11:38,201
Hey.
1252
01:11:39,801 --> 01:11:42,068
Uh, I need to talk to you.
1253
01:11:42,070 --> 01:11:44,304
Yeah. What's up?
1254
01:11:44,306 --> 01:11:47,741
I have to confess something,
and I don't know where to start.
1255
01:11:47,743 --> 01:11:49,809
Well, whatever it is,
1256
01:11:49,811 --> 01:11:51,914
I'm sure it's not
that big of a deal.
1257
01:11:52,948 --> 01:11:54,815
- It's pretty big.
- Yeah?
1258
01:11:54,817 --> 01:11:57,688
And this is gonna sound crazy.
1259
01:11:58,787 --> 01:12:02,725
Maybe funny-crazy
or crazy-crazy.
1260
01:12:04,060 --> 01:12:05,925
But I did something terrible.
1261
01:12:05,927 --> 01:12:08,198
- (TIMER BEEPING)
- Hold that thought.
1262
01:12:09,231 --> 01:12:10,233
Girls!
1263
01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:12,769
Dinner's ready!
1264
01:12:18,073 --> 01:12:20,009
Yeah. Sit down, please.
1265
01:12:22,244 --> 01:12:25,780
- Be careful, it's hot.
- It smells so good.
1266
01:12:25,782 --> 01:12:27,313
- MOLLY: I hope it tastes good.
- OLIVIA: It looks so good.
1267
01:12:27,315 --> 01:12:29,251
Use a spoon. Mmm.
1268
01:12:30,819 --> 01:12:32,852
So...
1269
01:12:32,854 --> 01:12:35,224
What's this awful thing
you need to confess?
1270
01:12:37,292 --> 01:12:38,728
I...
1271
01:12:40,962 --> 01:12:43,332
Come on, I'm your husband.
You can tell me anything.
1272
01:12:49,204 --> 01:12:50,207
(SIGHS)
1273
01:12:52,307 --> 01:12:54,842
I forgot it's our anniversary.
1274
01:12:54,844 --> 01:12:56,143
Really? (CHUCKLES)
1275
01:12:56,145 --> 01:12:57,343
Today?
1276
01:12:57,345 --> 01:12:58,981
Happy anniversary!
1277
01:13:00,349 --> 01:13:02,415
We're going out!
1278
01:13:02,417 --> 01:13:04,787
- (BAND PLAYING UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC)
- (SINGING IN SPANISH)
1279
01:13:41,023 --> 01:13:43,123
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
1280
01:13:43,125 --> 01:13:44,424
You guys are really good.
1281
01:13:44,426 --> 01:13:46,228
Thanks, bro. Tell my uncle.
1282
01:13:55,171 --> 01:13:57,338
LEONARDO: Fifteen years.
1283
01:13:57,340 --> 01:13:59,943
A lot of couples don't
make it that long.
1284
01:14:00,643 --> 01:14:01,845
Yeah.
1285
01:14:02,444 --> 01:14:04,180
Thanks for sticking with me.
1286
01:14:06,381 --> 01:14:08,484
I know I haven't made
things easy.
1287
01:14:12,387 --> 01:14:14,888
- It's pretty out here.
- Beautiful.
1288
01:14:14,890 --> 01:14:16,326
(SHIPS HORN HONKING)
1289
01:14:18,426 --> 01:14:21,961
Do you know what it means when a
ship honks three times like that?
1290
01:14:21,963 --> 01:14:24,868
Someone told me once,
but I forgot.
1291
01:14:26,234 --> 01:14:27,304
Yes, I do.
1292
01:14:28,371 --> 01:14:31,071
It's based on
an old, Spanish legend.
1293
01:14:31,073 --> 01:14:32,673
- (LAUGHS)
- Yeah.
1294
01:14:32,675 --> 01:14:35,108
Very romantic, by the way.
1295
01:14:35,110 --> 01:14:39,379
You see, there was a poor
housemaid named Catalina.
1296
01:14:39,381 --> 01:14:45,052
She was very pretty and caught the eye
of the colonial governor's son, Arturo.
1297
01:14:45,054 --> 01:14:47,454
Okay, wait. You don't
remember anything,
1298
01:14:47,456 --> 01:14:48,988
yet you remember this?
1299
01:14:48,990 --> 01:14:51,258
It's a very famous legend.
1300
01:14:51,260 --> 01:14:52,960
So, they fell in love.
1301
01:14:52,962 --> 01:14:54,027
Of course.
1302
01:14:54,029 --> 01:14:56,129
But Arturo's father forbade it.
1303
01:14:56,131 --> 01:14:59,700
He couldn't have his only son
running around with a commoner.
1304
01:14:59,702 --> 01:15:04,071
So, he ordered Arturo to return
to Spain, which he did.
1305
01:15:04,073 --> 01:15:07,107
But not before
promising Catalina
1306
01:15:07,109 --> 01:15:09,375
he'd come back
and signal for her
1307
01:15:09,377 --> 01:15:12,148
with three long blasts.
1308
01:15:13,015 --> 01:15:15,049
Just like you heard.
1309
01:15:15,051 --> 01:15:19,152
This sounds suspiciously like one of
the shows the kitchen guys watch.
1310
01:15:19,154 --> 01:15:21,287
- I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Uh-huh.
1311
01:15:21,289 --> 01:15:25,526
Anyway, a year later,
everything went as planned.
1312
01:15:25,528 --> 01:15:29,028
She swam out,
but the fog was too thick.
1313
01:15:29,030 --> 01:15:31,732
He called out,
"Catalina! Catalina!"
1314
01:15:31,734 --> 01:15:34,434
She yelled back,
"Arturo! Arturo!"
1315
01:15:34,436 --> 01:15:37,303
And with that,
he dove into the water.
1316
01:15:37,305 --> 01:15:39,173
They reunited,
1317
01:15:39,175 --> 01:15:41,442
and Catalina, who,
up until that point,
1318
01:15:41,444 --> 01:15:42,977
had been resisting him
1319
01:15:42,979 --> 01:15:45,916
because of some test
she had to study for,
1320
01:15:46,448 --> 01:15:49,251
finally let him kiss her.
1321
01:15:50,319 --> 01:15:51,352
Hmm.
1322
01:15:51,354 --> 01:15:53,320
Oh. Now I remember.
1323
01:15:53,322 --> 01:15:56,190
Three honks means a boat's
about to go in reverse.
1324
01:15:56,192 --> 01:15:57,226
(LAUGHS)
1325
01:15:57,993 --> 01:15:59,028
Okay.
1326
01:15:59,462 --> 01:16:01,464
Maybe. Factually.
1327
01:16:02,064 --> 01:16:03,199
But I...
1328
01:16:14,609 --> 01:16:16,345
(PANTING)
1329
01:16:21,149 --> 01:16:22,985
Was it always this good?
1330
01:16:25,020 --> 01:16:27,523
Every time with you
is like the first time.
1331
01:16:38,067 --> 01:16:39,502
Look at this thing.
We built it.
1332
01:16:41,270 --> 01:16:43,637
Your first pool, bro.
1333
01:16:43,639 --> 01:16:45,272
- Good job.
- (ALL LAUGH HAPPILY)
1334
01:16:45,274 --> 01:16:48,107
Hey, look at you,
you got working man hands now.
1335
01:16:48,109 --> 01:16:49,311
ALL: Yeah!
1336
01:16:49,578 --> 01:16:51,644
Yes, I do!
1337
01:16:51,646 --> 01:16:54,083
(ALL SHOUTING AND LAUGHING)
1338
01:17:03,826 --> 01:17:05,526
That's good.
1339
01:17:05,528 --> 01:17:08,428
FOOTBALL COMMENTATOR: Take that play, get
off the block there by Laken Tomlinson.
1340
01:17:08,430 --> 01:17:12,066
This guy will be a defensive
MVP one day, I guarantee you.
1341
01:17:12,068 --> 01:17:14,003
Dad, what's a pervert?
1342
01:17:17,405 --> 01:17:18,604
Um...
1343
01:17:18,606 --> 01:17:20,473
Well, uh...
1344
01:17:20,475 --> 01:17:22,177
When a man
1345
01:17:23,279 --> 01:17:24,614
has a van...
1346
01:17:26,347 --> 01:17:27,548
Kate!
1347
01:17:27,550 --> 01:17:29,282
Molly has a question for you.
1348
01:17:29,284 --> 01:17:30,384
(GROANS)
1349
01:17:30,386 --> 01:17:32,419
What is taking them so long?
1350
01:17:32,421 --> 01:17:33,653
Would you relax?
1351
01:17:33,655 --> 01:17:36,255
They said they were gonna post
the results after 2:00 p.m.
1352
01:17:36,257 --> 01:17:37,357
LEONARDO: All right. Halftime.
1353
01:17:37,359 --> 01:17:39,526
I'm getting lunch.
1354
01:17:39,528 --> 01:17:41,564
Oh, wait. Where's my list?
1355
01:17:42,331 --> 01:17:43,397
Here.
1356
01:17:43,399 --> 01:17:45,435
Mmm... Ciao.
1357
01:17:47,302 --> 01:17:49,303
KATE: Wait! Hey, I forgot.
1358
01:17:49,305 --> 01:17:51,104
Honey!
1359
01:17:51,106 --> 01:17:54,607
Get coleslaw, okay?
And maybe some potato chips.
1360
01:17:54,609 --> 01:17:56,210
Okay, got it.
1361
01:17:56,212 --> 01:17:59,245
Write it down. I know you.
You're gonna forget.
1362
01:17:59,247 --> 01:18:01,581
And get cookies. I want cookies.
1363
01:18:01,583 --> 01:18:03,052
Cookies.
1364
01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:05,422
Pen.
1365
01:18:14,662 --> 01:18:15,664
Kate!
1366
01:18:17,332 --> 01:18:18,531
What's the matter?
1367
01:18:18,533 --> 01:18:21,668
I don't know.
I was just wondering
1368
01:18:21,670 --> 01:18:25,171
what the wife on an
infertile man would be doing
1369
01:18:25,173 --> 01:18:29,445
with a strip of ribbed,
reservoir-tipped Trojans?
1370
01:18:30,345 --> 01:18:31,346
Okay... (STAMMERS)
1371
01:18:32,213 --> 01:18:34,915
This is not what you think.
1372
01:18:34,917 --> 01:18:36,349
It's nothing.
1373
01:18:36,351 --> 01:18:38,418
Nothing? We made a vow.
1374
01:18:38,420 --> 01:18:41,287
A sacred vow,
which I kept, I think.
1375
01:18:41,289 --> 01:18:44,191
And don't assume
I didn't have opportunities,
1376
01:18:44,193 --> 01:18:45,358
because I did.
1377
01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:47,630
Lots and lots of them. Probably.
1378
01:18:48,430 --> 01:18:49,595
This is nuts.
1379
01:18:49,597 --> 01:18:51,498
You know what, I'm glad.
1380
01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:52,732
I'm glad you found these,
1381
01:18:52,734 --> 01:18:56,105
because I have been trying to
think of a way to tell you this.
1382
01:18:56,438 --> 01:18:57,707
You and I...
1383
01:19:00,309 --> 01:19:02,177
We're not really married.
1384
01:19:03,345 --> 01:19:04,945
Have I not made you happy?
1385
01:19:04,947 --> 01:19:07,214
Yes, but that's not the point.
1386
01:19:07,216 --> 01:19:09,215
I'm not your wife.
1387
01:19:09,217 --> 01:19:12,385
Those kids in there,
they're not your children.
1388
01:19:12,387 --> 01:19:14,157
Oh, this again.
1389
01:19:14,689 --> 01:19:16,255
Low blow.
1390
01:19:16,257 --> 01:19:17,659
All right, come on.
Come on!
1391
01:19:18,293 --> 01:19:20,527
Girls?
1392
01:19:20,529 --> 01:19:24,334
Girls, I just told him the truth,
and I want you to tell him, too.
1393
01:19:27,502 --> 01:19:28,637
Go ahead, tell him.
1394
01:19:30,405 --> 01:19:32,406
Tell him what?
1395
01:19:32,408 --> 01:19:33,676
Tell him he's not your dad.
1396
01:19:34,409 --> 01:19:35,375
But he is our dad?
1397
01:19:35,377 --> 01:19:38,411
No, don't tell him
what I told you to tell him.
1398
01:19:38,413 --> 01:19:40,647
Tell him what really
happened. Emily?
1399
01:19:40,649 --> 01:19:43,282
He got drunk and
blacked out on the beach.
1400
01:19:43,284 --> 01:19:45,285
We were really worried.
I couldn't sleep.
1401
01:19:45,287 --> 01:19:47,286
No, damn it!
Tell him the truth!
1402
01:19:47,288 --> 01:19:49,492
Don't you speak to
my three musketeers like that.
1403
01:19:50,225 --> 01:19:51,460
I've had it.
1404
01:19:54,529 --> 01:19:55,696
What do you think you're doing?
1405
01:19:55,698 --> 01:19:57,697
- We like him.
- We want to keep him.
1406
01:19:57,699 --> 01:20:00,666
You can't keep him.
He doesn't belong to you.
1407
01:20:00,668 --> 01:20:03,704
He didn't belong to you, either,
but that didn't stop you.
1408
01:20:03,706 --> 01:20:07,307
- You know I have my reasons.
- So do we.
1409
01:20:07,309 --> 01:20:10,410
Leo, listen. Look, look, look.
Those condoms aren't Kate's.
1410
01:20:10,412 --> 01:20:11,445
They're mine.
1411
01:20:11,447 --> 01:20:12,545
Don't cover for her.
1412
01:20:12,547 --> 01:20:15,749
No, I'm not.
She's covering for me.
1413
01:20:15,751 --> 01:20:18,718
Yeah. I'm the one
sleeping with the customers.
1414
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:21,254
(SCOFFS) Really?
1415
01:20:21,256 --> 01:20:24,590
I have a problem, Leo.
I'm obsessed with sex.
1416
01:20:24,592 --> 01:20:25,726
Come on.
1417
01:20:25,728 --> 01:20:28,027
I'm a sex addict!
It's a real thing.
1418
01:20:28,029 --> 01:20:29,362
What are you talking about?
1419
01:20:29,364 --> 01:20:30,597
Kate! I confessed.
1420
01:20:30,599 --> 01:20:32,398
You don't have to lie
for me anymore.
1421
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:34,034
I can finally get
the help I need.
1422
01:20:34,036 --> 01:20:35,736
Now, don't worry.
You don't have to tell Bobby.
1423
01:20:35,738 --> 01:20:37,271
I'll tell him.
1424
01:20:37,273 --> 01:20:38,274
Do you hate me?
1425
01:20:38,841 --> 01:20:40,574
(SIGHS)
1426
01:20:40,576 --> 01:20:41,810
Of course not.
1427
01:20:43,378 --> 01:20:45,215
I know the flesh is weak.
1428
01:20:45,847 --> 01:20:49,516
Hey, one day at a time. Hmm?
1429
01:20:49,518 --> 01:20:50,683
Yeah, one day at a time.
1430
01:20:50,685 --> 01:20:52,521
(EXHALES)
1431
01:20:53,622 --> 01:20:56,526
I'm so sorry I didn't trust you.
1432
01:20:57,693 --> 01:20:59,793
That really scared me.
1433
01:20:59,795 --> 01:21:02,461
It was like my whole life
was a lie.
1434
01:21:02,463 --> 01:21:03,763
OLIVIA: Come on,
they're back on the field!
1435
01:21:03,765 --> 01:21:06,500
Hey. Second half's
about to start.
1436
01:21:06,502 --> 01:21:07,622
Mind doing the sandwich run?
1437
01:21:10,872 --> 01:21:12,507
What are you doing?
1438
01:21:13,708 --> 01:21:15,776
I can't keep this up forever.
1439
01:21:15,778 --> 01:21:17,077
Why not?
1440
01:21:17,079 --> 01:21:19,679
Okay, look, I know your relationship's
a little unconventional.
1441
01:21:19,681 --> 01:21:22,683
But whose isn't?
You guys are good together.
1442
01:21:22,685 --> 01:21:24,084
Stop fighting it.
1443
01:21:24,086 --> 01:21:25,451
I'll tell you one thing.
1444
01:21:25,453 --> 01:21:29,089
Pretend or not, Bobby's Latin ego
is not gonna like being cheated on.
1445
01:21:29,091 --> 01:21:30,723
- LEONARDO: Kate!
- Shit.
1446
01:21:30,725 --> 01:21:31,728
They told him.
1447
01:21:33,662 --> 01:21:35,431
You passed! You're a nurse!
1448
01:21:36,832 --> 01:21:38,732
(SCREAMING)
1449
01:21:38,734 --> 01:21:40,570
(ALL CHEERING)
1450
01:21:45,940 --> 01:21:47,542
MOLLY: Congratulations, Mom!
1451
01:21:53,481 --> 01:21:55,284
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
1452
01:21:57,386 --> 01:21:58,588
- Hike!
- Let's do this.
1453
01:22:01,556 --> 01:22:03,425
(YELLS)
1454
01:22:06,929 --> 01:22:08,461
- Hey, Gordo.
- Hey.
1455
01:22:08,463 --> 01:22:09,465
You okay?
1456
01:22:10,431 --> 01:22:11,365
Huh? Oh.
1457
01:22:11,367 --> 01:22:13,700
Yeah, well, you know,
I've been better.
1458
01:22:13,702 --> 01:22:14,567
Yeah.
1459
01:22:14,569 --> 01:22:16,602
But this is the
wake-up call we needed.
1460
01:22:16,604 --> 01:22:18,972
I wasn't as attentive to her
needs as I should have been.
1461
01:22:18,974 --> 01:22:21,911
You know, I can be
emotionally remote, bro.
1462
01:22:23,612 --> 01:22:25,512
We're starting couples therapy.
1463
01:22:25,514 --> 01:22:26,716
- Oh, good.
- Yeah.
1464
01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:30,717
Just, whatever you do,
you know, don't...
1465
01:22:30,719 --> 01:22:33,422
I'm sorry, take Kate
for granted. Because...
1466
01:22:33,689 --> 01:22:35,589
(SIGHS)
1467
01:22:35,591 --> 01:22:38,724
Look, I know we can be
a little machista.
1468
01:22:38,726 --> 01:22:40,727
- It's our way. Yeah.
- You know?
1469
01:22:40,729 --> 01:22:43,599
But your vulnerability
and honesty really touches me.
1470
01:22:44,766 --> 01:22:46,668
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- (SPEAKS SPANISH)
1471
01:22:48,604 --> 01:22:49,605
(MOUTHS) You owe me.
1472
01:22:49,971 --> 01:22:51,937
(MOUTHS) I know.
1473
01:22:51,939 --> 01:22:54,641
Oh, yeah,
this is a Christmas card.
1474
01:22:54,643 --> 01:22:55,875
EMILY: Oh, God, it's cold!
1475
01:22:55,877 --> 01:22:57,777
LEONARDO: I got you!
1476
01:22:57,779 --> 01:22:59,916
MECHANIC: That's him.
The chicken fight guy.
1477
01:23:03,018 --> 01:23:04,520
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1478
01:23:15,197 --> 01:23:16,399
(SOFIA SPEAKING SPANISH)
1479
01:23:27,208 --> 01:23:28,411
(SNIFFLES)
1480
01:23:29,043 --> 01:23:30,779
(PLAYS CLASSICAL MUSIC)
1481
01:24:03,744 --> 01:24:06,479
(IN ENGLISH) Hold the ashes!
Sorry, sorry.
1482
01:24:06,481 --> 01:24:07,580
(CLEARS THROAT)
1483
01:24:07,582 --> 01:24:08,850
This was taken 20 minutes ago.
1484
01:24:09,885 --> 01:24:11,050
- Leonardo?
- What?
1485
01:24:11,052 --> 01:24:12,854
It's Leonardo!
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1486
01:24:15,623 --> 01:24:17,559
(ALL SPEAK INDISTINCTLY)
1487
01:24:24,832 --> 01:24:27,000
Hey, you guys! You guys!
1488
01:24:27,002 --> 01:24:28,968
Before I cut the cake,
1489
01:24:28,970 --> 01:24:31,705
I just want to thank you all
for being here.
1490
01:24:31,707 --> 01:24:34,574
I could not have passed
the test without you all.
1491
01:24:34,576 --> 01:24:36,910
- Nurse Kate!
- ALL: Nurse Kate!
1492
01:24:36,912 --> 01:24:38,448
Especially you, Leo.
1493
01:24:38,947 --> 01:24:40,679
He cooked, he cleaned.
1494
01:24:40,681 --> 01:24:43,616
He worked two jobs,
he kept me laughing.
1495
01:24:43,618 --> 01:24:45,085
And if you haven't tried
the empanadas yet,
1496
01:24:45,087 --> 01:24:46,719
they are delicious.
He made them.
1497
01:24:46,721 --> 01:24:47,954
They're gone!
1498
01:24:47,956 --> 01:24:49,725
(ALL LAUGHING)
1499
01:24:50,024 --> 01:24:51,590
What, babe?
1500
01:24:51,592 --> 01:24:53,512
- They're delicious, bro.
- (KATE SPEAKS SPANISH)
1501
01:24:56,297 --> 01:24:57,867
(ALL EXCLAIM)
1502
01:24:58,867 --> 01:25:00,503
(IN ENGLISH) Wait, wait, wait.
1503
01:25:00,935 --> 01:25:02,001
Wait, wait, wait.
1504
01:25:02,003 --> 01:25:03,602
I want to say something, too.
1505
01:25:03,604 --> 01:25:05,738
I mean, look at this face.
1506
01:25:05,740 --> 01:25:07,307
- Look at this face.
- Oh!
1507
01:25:07,309 --> 01:25:09,942
Isn't this the most beautiful
face you've ever seen?
1508
01:25:09,944 --> 01:25:11,777
Second. Second most beautiful.
1509
01:25:11,779 --> 01:25:12,978
(ALL LAUGHING)
1510
01:25:12,980 --> 01:25:15,016
She's too good for you!
1511
01:25:16,752 --> 01:25:21,090
And also, I don't remember
the first time I did this,
1512
01:25:22,658 --> 01:25:24,624
and that doesn't feel right.
1513
01:25:24,626 --> 01:25:26,762
So, Kate,
1514
01:25:29,030 --> 01:25:30,563
will you marry me again?
1515
01:25:30,565 --> 01:25:32,501
- (GASPS)
- Holy crap.
1516
01:25:33,769 --> 01:25:34,904
Yeah.
1517
01:25:35,737 --> 01:25:37,836
Yes! Yes, I will!
1518
01:25:37,838 --> 01:25:39,772
- She said yes!
- She said yes!
1519
01:25:39,774 --> 01:25:41,040
(CHEERING AND SCREAMING)
1520
01:25:41,042 --> 01:25:42,675
That's what
I'm talking about, Leo!
1521
01:25:42,677 --> 01:25:43,777
Go, Mom!
1522
01:25:43,779 --> 01:25:45,678
That's what
I'm talking about, bro!
1523
01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:47,580
That's my boy right there.
1524
01:25:47,582 --> 01:25:49,648
Okay, that's love, baby.
1525
01:25:49,650 --> 01:25:53,687
"'And now, gentlemen, ' said d'Artagnan,
without stopping to explain his conduct,
1526
01:25:53,689 --> 01:25:56,656
"'all for one, and one for all.
1527
01:25:56,658 --> 01:25:58,924
"'That is our motto, is it not?
1528
01:25:58,926 --> 01:26:00,595
"'But still, look here.'"
1529
01:26:10,204 --> 01:26:12,975
- (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
- (GIRLS GIGGLING)
1530
01:26:43,971 --> 01:26:45,804
- (ALL GASP)
- LEONARDO: Wow.
1531
01:26:45,806 --> 01:26:47,173
Whose fancy car is that?
1532
01:26:47,175 --> 01:26:48,744
MOLLY: That's so cool.
1533
01:26:56,784 --> 01:26:57,787
(PAPI SPEAKING SPANISH)
1534
01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:05,126
(DOG BARKS)
1535
01:27:06,161 --> 01:27:07,697
(IN ENGLISH) Hey, Papi!
1536
01:27:08,130 --> 01:27:09,763
Sofia!
1537
01:27:09,765 --> 01:27:10,863
Hi, Magda!
1538
01:27:10,865 --> 01:27:12,665
Let me just drop this
in the house.
1539
01:27:12,667 --> 01:27:13,735
Hey.
1540
01:27:29,717 --> 01:27:31,119
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
1541
01:27:37,091 --> 01:27:38,094
Papi.
1542
01:27:38,859 --> 01:27:39,862
Sofia.
1543
01:27:40,796 --> 01:27:42,731
Magda. (GASPS)
1544
01:27:43,731 --> 01:27:45,100
Oh, my God, I remember.
1545
01:27:46,702 --> 01:27:48,738
I'm Leonardo Montenegro.
1546
01:27:49,738 --> 01:27:51,039
(GASPS) Kate!
1547
01:27:51,840 --> 01:27:53,205
I'm cured!
1548
01:27:53,207 --> 01:27:55,909
The doctor said my memory
could come back suddenly,
1549
01:27:55,911 --> 01:27:57,710
and he was right.
1550
01:27:57,712 --> 01:28:00,213
I mean, I saw Papi...
1551
01:28:00,215 --> 01:28:03,016
I walked past him into
the house and poof!
1552
01:28:03,018 --> 01:28:04,183
It came back!
1553
01:28:04,185 --> 01:28:05,718
(CHUCKLES)
1554
01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:08,220
Honey, ask me anything.
1555
01:28:08,222 --> 01:28:11,090
Ask me about my childhood
in Mexico City.
1556
01:28:11,092 --> 01:28:13,793
About my car collection.
1557
01:28:13,795 --> 01:28:15,227
About my money.
1558
01:28:15,229 --> 01:28:17,766
Money. I have money!
1559
01:28:18,833 --> 01:28:21,934
Lots and lots of money.
(LAUGHS)
1560
01:28:21,936 --> 01:28:24,140
This is the happiest day
of my life!
1561
01:28:27,175 --> 01:28:28,177
Wait.
1562
01:28:32,814 --> 01:28:34,150
You're not my wife.
1563
01:28:36,083 --> 01:28:37,787
Why would you make me think...
1564
01:28:40,822 --> 01:28:42,123
Why would you do that to me?
1565
01:28:45,926 --> 01:28:47,228
I know why.
1566
01:28:49,797 --> 01:28:54,703
You're that awful carpet cleaner
lady who hates me.
1567
01:28:57,372 --> 01:28:58,841
And...
1568
01:28:59,841 --> 01:29:02,976
And these are your kids
1569
01:29:02,978 --> 01:29:04,913
and you made me believe...
1570
01:29:07,114 --> 01:29:08,117
Oh, God.
1571
01:29:09,818 --> 01:29:11,119
Oh, God.
1572
01:29:12,554 --> 01:29:14,056
You tricked me.
1573
01:29:15,323 --> 01:29:16,826
You used me.
1574
01:29:17,192 --> 01:29:18,258
Leo...
1575
01:29:18,260 --> 01:29:19,826
No, no, no.
1576
01:29:19,828 --> 01:29:21,097
My name is not Leo.
1577
01:29:21,997 --> 01:29:23,199
It's Leonardo.
1578
01:29:25,065 --> 01:29:27,068
And I don't belong with you.
1579
01:29:31,072 --> 01:29:32,274
And I don't belong with them.
1580
01:29:41,349 --> 01:29:42,885
I'll get my things.
1581
01:29:47,889 --> 01:29:49,291
(SIGHS)
1582
01:30:12,146 --> 01:30:13,882
There's nothing
in there that's mine.
1583
01:30:17,918 --> 01:30:19,320
For what it's worth...
1584
01:30:20,421 --> 01:30:21,956
I'm sorry.
1585
01:30:22,890 --> 01:30:23,925
And...
1586
01:30:25,193 --> 01:30:26,996
- And thank you.
- (PAPI SPEAKING SPANISH)
1587
01:30:36,238 --> 01:30:38,073
(SOBBING)
1588
01:30:39,341 --> 01:30:40,342
Hey.
1589
01:30:57,458 --> 01:30:58,991
Girls.
1590
01:30:58,993 --> 01:31:00,125
EMILY: Don't go!
1591
01:31:00,127 --> 01:31:02,661
OLIVIA: Dad! Dad! Don't go.
1592
01:31:02,663 --> 01:31:05,231
Dad! Dad!
1593
01:31:05,233 --> 01:31:06,268
Dad!
1594
01:31:07,068 --> 01:31:08,101
Dad!
1595
01:31:08,103 --> 01:31:10,236
No! Don't go, don't go!
1596
01:31:10,238 --> 01:31:11,407
Wait, no.
1597
01:31:16,478 --> 01:31:17,846
MOLLY: Daddy!
1598
01:31:19,247 --> 01:31:20,883
Daddy, wait!
1599
01:32:05,993 --> 01:32:07,293
Welcome back, sir.
1600
01:32:07,295 --> 01:32:09,163
Your funeral was lovely,
by the way.
1601
01:32:18,472 --> 01:32:21,240
I liked Dad's sauce better.
1602
01:32:21,242 --> 01:32:23,308
Sweetie, you know
he was never really your dad.
1603
01:32:23,310 --> 01:32:25,277
You should have tried
to stop him.
1604
01:32:25,279 --> 01:32:27,080
What was I gonna say?
1605
01:32:27,082 --> 01:32:30,249
I lied to him.
I basically kidnapped the man.
1606
01:32:30,251 --> 01:32:34,023
So what? You're obviously
totally in love with him.
1607
01:32:35,055 --> 01:32:36,356
What does it matter now?
1608
01:32:36,358 --> 01:32:38,057
He's back to his old life,
1609
01:32:38,059 --> 01:32:41,463
with his servants
and supermodels.
1610
01:32:42,997 --> 01:32:44,065
It's over.
1611
01:32:45,132 --> 01:32:48,938
Now finish up, 'cause
Grandma can't wait to see ya.
1612
01:32:53,274 --> 01:32:54,276
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1613
01:34:03,511 --> 01:34:05,445
(CHUCKLES)
1614
01:34:05,447 --> 01:34:07,016
(IN ENGLISH)
No, I don't drink.
1615
01:34:10,385 --> 01:34:13,489
Wait, wait. I do drink.
1616
01:34:14,588 --> 01:34:15,554
Fill her up, Colin!
1617
01:34:15,556 --> 01:34:18,191
Yes, that was definitely
my recollection, sir.
1618
01:34:18,193 --> 01:34:20,860
- Give me the bottle.
- Ah, what was I thinking?
1619
01:34:20,862 --> 01:34:23,465
(UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
1620
01:34:25,699 --> 01:34:27,568
(ALL SINGING)
1621
01:34:40,648 --> 01:34:42,682
This is horrifying.
1622
01:34:42,684 --> 01:34:44,453
(CONTINUES SINGING)
1623
01:34:47,255 --> 01:34:48,623
Why is she doing this?
1624
01:34:50,358 --> 01:34:53,429
Because life's short, and you
don't wanna have regrets.
1625
01:35:00,268 --> 01:35:01,534
Come on. We're getting Leo.
1626
01:35:01,536 --> 01:35:02,634
Yay!
1627
01:35:02,636 --> 01:35:05,470
Excuse us. Diarrhea. Excuse us.
1628
01:35:05,472 --> 01:35:06,705
(MOUTHS) Where are you going?
1629
01:35:06,707 --> 01:35:08,347
- (MOUTHS) I'll call you.
- Yes, yes, yes!
1630
01:35:10,612 --> 01:35:12,213
KATE: Hurry up,
we gotta catch him.
1631
01:35:19,487 --> 01:35:21,153
Sir, you should have called me.
1632
01:35:21,155 --> 01:35:22,354
I'd have gotten that for you.
1633
01:35:22,356 --> 01:35:24,557
You know, it's funny.
1634
01:35:24,559 --> 01:35:26,659
I've had this boat for 10 years,
1635
01:35:26,661 --> 01:35:29,629
and I don't think
I ever stepped foot in here.
1636
01:35:29,631 --> 01:35:31,563
Well, that's because
you have people
1637
01:35:31,565 --> 01:35:33,432
to take care
of everything for you.
1638
01:35:33,434 --> 01:35:36,701
You know, when I was
working construction,
1639
01:35:36,703 --> 01:35:39,472
I hated rich assholes like me.
1640
01:35:39,474 --> 01:35:40,673
Hmm.
1641
01:35:40,675 --> 01:35:43,742
Did you hate me, Colin?
You can be honest.
1642
01:35:43,744 --> 01:35:46,411
(CHUCKLES) Well. If I may
remind you, sir,
1643
01:35:46,413 --> 01:35:49,615
the reason I got this job was because
the last steward was honest.
1644
01:35:49,617 --> 01:35:52,121
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Eh.
1645
01:35:53,654 --> 01:35:55,123
Can I confess something?
1646
01:35:55,489 --> 01:35:56,492
Hmm.
1647
01:35:58,525 --> 01:36:01,529
I'm not exactly sure
where I fit in anymore.
1648
01:36:02,462 --> 01:36:03,465
Is that crazy?
1649
01:36:05,667 --> 01:36:10,635
Most of us only know the world
that we're born into.
1650
01:36:10,637 --> 01:36:14,510
You've had the privilege of seeing life
from an entirely different perspective.
1651
01:36:15,310 --> 01:36:17,276
Yeah, I did.
1652
01:36:17,278 --> 01:36:18,547
And it sucked, didn't it?
1653
01:36:26,453 --> 01:36:27,553
What's up, Kate?
1654
01:36:27,555 --> 01:36:29,557
Bobby, we need your boat!
1655
01:36:30,625 --> 01:36:33,326
You hear that?
She needs my boat.
1656
01:36:33,328 --> 01:36:34,463
She needs it.
1657
01:36:40,568 --> 01:36:41,570
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1658
01:37:46,768 --> 01:37:49,402
(IN ENGLISH) "There was hope
a Mexico City woman
1659
01:37:49,404 --> 01:37:52,274
"yachting nearby
might be his sister."
1660
01:37:53,373 --> 01:37:54,376
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1661
01:38:00,314 --> 01:38:01,415
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
1662
01:38:20,501 --> 01:38:22,181
- (BOAT HORN HONKING)
- (IN ENGLISH) Three.
1663
01:38:22,502 --> 01:38:24,672
Three! That's Kate!
1664
01:38:25,739 --> 01:38:27,473
That's Kate.
1665
01:38:27,475 --> 01:38:29,541
- Leonardo.
- (EXCLAIMS)
1666
01:38:29,543 --> 01:38:31,313
Move away, Captain.
1667
01:38:39,886 --> 01:38:41,821
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
1668
01:38:41,823 --> 01:38:44,559
Arturo! Arturo!
1669
01:38:45,359 --> 01:38:48,693
Catalina! Catalina!
1670
01:38:48,695 --> 01:38:50,698
(ALL CHEERING AND SCREAMING)
1671
01:38:52,899 --> 01:38:55,835
- OLIVIA: They're turning!
- EMILY: Mom! Mom! Mom!
1672
01:38:55,837 --> 01:38:58,403
They're turning around.
Why are they turning around?
1673
01:38:58,405 --> 01:39:00,138
- I don't know.
- Bobby, do something.
1674
01:39:00,140 --> 01:39:01,676
No, no, no!
1675
01:39:02,542 --> 01:39:03,612
Papa! (SPEAKS SPANISH)
1676
01:39:13,954 --> 01:39:15,754
THERESA: (IN ENGLISH) Come on,
come on, we're losing them!
1677
01:39:15,756 --> 01:39:16,921
Can't this thing go any faster?
1678
01:39:16,923 --> 01:39:18,557
No, it's a leisure boat, babe!
1679
01:39:18,559 --> 01:39:19,791
Just admit you overpaid.
1680
01:39:19,793 --> 01:39:20,992
Okay, okay, I overpaid!
1681
01:39:20,994 --> 01:39:22,727
We're never gonna catch them.
1682
01:39:22,729 --> 01:39:24,249
I should have sprung
for the 40-footer.
1683
01:39:27,601 --> 01:39:29,602
I'm sorry, Kate.
There's nothing I can do.
1684
01:39:29,604 --> 01:39:30,771
(ENGINE STOPS)
1685
01:39:43,417 --> 01:39:45,718
I love you, Kate!
1686
01:39:45,720 --> 01:39:48,423
- I love you, too!
- (SCREAMS)
1687
01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:00,669
What's he doing?
1688
01:40:03,837 --> 01:40:06,640
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa! That was amazing!
1689
01:40:10,211 --> 01:40:11,651
- Man overboard!
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
1690
01:40:17,984 --> 01:40:20,218
- What? Kate!
- Mom!
1691
01:40:20,220 --> 01:40:21,553
- Mom!
- Kate.
1692
01:40:21,555 --> 01:40:23,488
I'm coming!
1693
01:40:23,490 --> 01:40:26,459
Mom! What are you doing?
1694
01:40:26,461 --> 01:40:28,861
- What are you waiting for? Get the dinghy!
- (SPEAKS SPANISH)
1695
01:40:28,863 --> 01:40:30,143
(IN ENGLISH)
Get the dinghy, bro!
1696
01:40:31,599 --> 01:40:33,933
LEONARDO: I never want to be
apart from you!
1697
01:40:33,935 --> 01:40:36,438
KATE: I'll never
let you go again!
1698
01:40:40,475 --> 01:40:41,595
Leonardo! (SPEAKING SPANISH)
1699
01:40:48,548 --> 01:40:51,708
- (IN ENGLISH) Never actually been in this thing, bro.
- (PAPI SPEAKING SPANISH)
1700
01:41:15,909 --> 01:41:17,645
Mom! What is he doing?
1701
01:41:18,712 --> 01:41:19,911
I don't know!
1702
01:41:19,913 --> 01:41:21,746
I'm negotiating!
1703
01:41:21,748 --> 01:41:23,715
Kate, get in here!
You're gonna drown. Come on!
1704
01:41:23,717 --> 01:41:24,719
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1705
01:41:26,787 --> 01:41:27,789
Leo!
1706
01:41:36,898 --> 01:41:37,963
(GASPS)
1707
01:41:37,965 --> 01:41:40,635
- (SPEAKS NORWEGIAN)
- (GASPS)
1708
01:41:41,735 --> 01:41:42,737
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1709
01:41:59,886 --> 01:42:01,789
Honey, are you coming?
1710
01:42:08,895 --> 01:42:10,896
This is not how I envisioned
this moment.
1711
01:42:10,898 --> 01:42:12,964
I know. I know.
1712
01:42:12,966 --> 01:42:15,701
It's just that most people
don't actually
1713
01:42:15,703 --> 01:42:17,769
have to choose between
love and money.
1714
01:42:17,771 --> 01:42:19,573
It's not easy.
(RESUMES IN SPANISH)
1715
01:42:38,059 --> 01:42:41,192
(IN ENGLISH)
It's easy. I choose you.
1716
01:42:41,194 --> 01:42:43,661
Oye, Leo, you're giving up
a lot, dude.
1717
01:42:43,663 --> 01:42:46,632
No one would begrudge you if you
wanted to take a few minutes.
1718
01:42:46,634 --> 01:42:47,967
Bobby, would you stay
out of this?
1719
01:42:47,969 --> 01:42:48,934
What? I'm just saying!
1720
01:42:48,936 --> 01:42:51,669
Love fades, okay?
I mean, it's wonderful.
1721
01:42:51,671 --> 01:42:54,005
But some of the excitement
goes away. Now, money...
1722
01:42:54,007 --> 01:42:56,174
Bobby! Shut the hell up!
1723
01:42:56,176 --> 01:42:59,077
- You shut up, babe!
- Yeah! Shut the hell up!
1724
01:42:59,079 --> 01:43:00,649
LEONARDO: Kate, listen.
1725
01:43:01,849 --> 01:43:04,049
My life was richer
when I was poor with you
1726
01:43:04,051 --> 01:43:05,854
than when I had all the money
in the world.
1727
01:43:09,155 --> 01:43:11,156
If I jump back in the water,
1728
01:43:11,158 --> 01:43:13,726
will you promise
to kiss me this time?
1729
01:43:13,728 --> 01:43:14,762
(CHUCKLES) Yes.
1730
01:43:17,230 --> 01:43:18,699
(GROANS)
1731
01:43:22,837 --> 01:43:24,702
(ALL CHEERING)
1732
01:43:24,704 --> 01:43:26,144
- (GROANS)
- (BOBBY SPEAKING SPANISH)
1733
01:43:28,708 --> 01:43:31,410
- (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
- (GROANS)
1734
01:43:31,412 --> 01:43:32,646
(IN ENGLISH) Go, Kate!
1735
01:43:33,780 --> 01:43:35,680
Ay. (CHUCKLES)
1736
01:43:35,682 --> 01:43:36,685
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1737
01:43:46,661 --> 01:43:47,960
(IN ENGLISH) Go, Mom!
1738
01:43:47,962 --> 01:43:49,698
(ALL CHEERING)
1739
01:43:58,905 --> 01:44:00,973
Lunches are done!
1740
01:44:00,975 --> 01:44:02,875
Bobby's picking me up in five.
1741
01:44:02,877 --> 01:44:05,143
All right. You sure you can pick
up the girls from school today?
1742
01:44:05,145 --> 01:44:06,978
- Uh, yeah.
- I got it.
1743
01:44:06,980 --> 01:44:08,813
Emily, tell him I'm coming.
1744
01:44:08,815 --> 01:44:09,815
Yes.
1745
01:44:09,817 --> 01:44:11,717
Then I'll drop Olivia
at football practice,
1746
01:44:11,719 --> 01:44:12,886
but you have to pick her up.
1747
01:44:14,154 --> 01:44:16,888
- Colin?
- Hello again.
1748
01:44:16,890 --> 01:44:19,124
(LAUGHING) What on Earth?
1749
01:44:19,126 --> 01:44:20,925
(COLIN LAUGHS)
1750
01:44:20,927 --> 01:44:22,663
Hey, come here.
1751
01:44:23,130 --> 01:44:24,295
What are you doing here?
1752
01:44:24,297 --> 01:44:25,464
I was hoping you might
be in the market
1753
01:44:25,466 --> 01:44:29,034
for a top-notch, Scottish nanny
with excellent references.
1754
01:44:29,036 --> 01:44:30,803
You know I'd love that,
1755
01:44:30,805 --> 01:44:33,205
but there's no way
we can afford you.
1756
01:44:33,207 --> 01:44:35,206
Well, in fact you can, sir.
1757
01:44:35,208 --> 01:44:36,875
Sofia sent me back
with the yacht.
1758
01:44:36,877 --> 01:44:37,809
She wanted to remind you
1759
01:44:37,811 --> 01:44:40,778
it was a birthday present
from your father.
1760
01:44:40,780 --> 01:44:43,717
The deed is in your name.
It's still yours.
1761
01:44:45,786 --> 01:44:47,986
Oh, my God.
1762
01:44:47,988 --> 01:44:49,824
You mean I can sell it?
1763
01:44:50,858 --> 01:44:52,156
It must be worth a fortune.
1764
01:44:52,158 --> 01:44:53,795
Over 60 million.
1765
01:44:57,832 --> 01:44:58,833
Pesos?
1766
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:01,970
God, no, ma'am. Dollars.
1767
01:45:03,837 --> 01:45:04,937
Oh.
1768
01:45:04,939 --> 01:45:06,675
(LAUGHING)
1769
01:45:09,909 --> 01:45:11,845
(SCREAMING AND CHEERING)
1770
01:45:19,886 --> 01:45:23,254
By the power invested in me
by the Royal Norwegian Navy,
1771
01:45:23,256 --> 01:45:25,759
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
1772
01:45:31,231 --> 01:45:32,531
(KIDS SCREAMING)
1773
01:45:32,533 --> 01:45:34,936
- Go, Mom!
- Go, Mom!
1774
01:45:36,203 --> 01:45:37,839
EMILY: Go, Dad!
1775
01:45:44,377 --> 01:45:46,747
(ALL CHEERING)
1776
01:46:17,043 --> 01:46:18,110
(GLASS CLINKING)
1777
01:46:18,112 --> 01:46:19,210
BOBBY: Okay.
1778
01:46:19,212 --> 01:46:21,379
Before I toast the happy couple,
1779
01:46:21,381 --> 01:46:23,882
let me just dispel a few rumors
1780
01:46:23,884 --> 01:46:25,017
that have been floating around
1781
01:46:25,019 --> 01:46:27,119
about me being cheated on.
1782
01:46:27,121 --> 01:46:31,123
Never happened. Okay?
Not once, not ever.
1783
01:46:31,125 --> 01:46:34,061
There's just so much
I wanna say.
1784
01:46:34,595 --> 01:46:36,164
But I'm not a poet.
1785
01:46:36,930 --> 01:46:39,130
I don't have words.
1786
01:46:39,132 --> 01:46:40,902
- I have music.
- (EMILY SPEAKING SPANISH)
1787
01:46:51,244 --> 01:46:55,046
(IN ENGLISH) I'm so sorry I couldn't
be there to celebrate with you.
1788
01:46:55,048 --> 01:46:58,183
But I'm here in the Philippines,
1789
01:46:58,185 --> 01:47:01,986
spearheading the Montenegros'
Children's Education Initiative,
1790
01:47:01,988 --> 01:47:05,424
and, oh, I've been here
helping these kids
1791
01:47:05,426 --> 01:47:10,062
have a happier, better life,
and they adore me.
1792
01:47:10,064 --> 01:47:12,296
- Right?
- No.
1793
01:47:12,298 --> 01:47:13,432
When we first met,
1794
01:47:13,434 --> 01:47:15,467
I was the catch. Okay?
1795
01:47:15,469 --> 01:47:17,436
I was the football player.
1796
01:47:17,438 --> 01:47:19,170
I was the quarterback,
all right?
1797
01:47:19,172 --> 01:47:20,638
She didn't even make
cheerleader.
1798
01:47:20,640 --> 01:47:22,307
She was on the spirit squad.
1799
01:47:22,309 --> 01:47:23,978
When I look at Leo...
(VOICE BREAKING)
1800
01:47:25,112 --> 01:47:26,381
When I look at Kate...
1801
01:47:29,350 --> 01:47:31,631
- When I look at Leo and Kate...
- (VITO SPEAKING SPANISH)
1802
01:47:44,297 --> 01:47:47,232
(IN ENGLISH)
Right now, I'm backstage
1803
01:47:47,234 --> 01:47:49,166
at the Golden Pond
Retirement Home,
1804
01:47:49,168 --> 01:47:51,202
about five minutes from curtain.
1805
01:47:51,204 --> 01:47:53,504
I'm playing Hodel
in Fiddler on the Roof.
1806
01:47:53,506 --> 01:47:56,906
- And I thought now was a good time to talk about allowance.
- (VITO SPEAKING SPANISH)
1807
01:48:02,949 --> 01:48:07,119
♪ Leo has the best spaghetti
I ever tasted ♪
1808
01:48:07,121 --> 01:48:09,153
I have never in all my puff
been at a wedding
1809
01:48:09,155 --> 01:48:10,354
where there's been a free bar.
1810
01:48:10,356 --> 01:48:12,491
Usually, at the end, the (BLEEP)
tries to settle up the bill.
1811
01:48:12,493 --> 01:48:13,692
And they're,
"Oh, no, I didn't have it.
1812
01:48:13,694 --> 01:48:15,259
"I only had beer,
you (BLEEP)"
1813
01:48:15,261 --> 01:48:16,495
There's always a (BLEEP)
at a wedding.
1814
01:48:16,497 --> 01:48:17,995
(PLAYING OFF-KEY)
1815
01:48:17,997 --> 01:48:19,317
PAPI: Leonardo.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1816
01:48:29,409 --> 01:48:32,145
(IN ENGLISH) Bobby has asked me
to read a prepared statement.
1817
01:48:34,148 --> 01:48:36,214
"I never cheated on my husband.
1818
01:48:36,216 --> 01:48:37,214
"I never would.
1819
01:48:37,216 --> 01:48:39,176
- "No woman ever would."
- (VITO SPEAKING SPANISH)
1820
01:48:49,997 --> 01:48:51,495
- Mwah!
- Cheers.
1821
01:48:51,497 --> 01:48:53,130
- (CHEERS IN HEBREW)
- Mmm.
1822
01:48:53,132 --> 01:48:54,165
- Ah!
- (GLASS SMASHES)
1823
01:48:54,167 --> 01:48:55,402
- Whoo!
- (BARKS)
1824
01:48:57,248 --> 01:49:02,248
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