Original subtitles

I went to the movies the other day,

I noticed a trend starting to emerge.

The yuppie fear thriller.

Now I don't know what a yuppie is,

we certainly weren't all as good looking

as James Spader or Rob Lowe.

These certainly aren't the movies I can relate to.

Do you ever notice in these films

how everybody's so well tanned, well toned and well groomed?

This one stars Matthew Modine and Melanie Griffith.

It also has a sociopathic in it played

by Michel Keaton, I hope I didn't ruin that for you.

Here's another example of yuppie culture, shoulder pads.

Now when I when I was growing up

the only time anyone wore shoulder pads

was in the national football league.

I guess it's supposed to be fashionable.

What exactly is a yuppie anyway?

I'm told it's an acronym,

it stands for young, urban, professional.

Of course when I was young I wasn't

concerned with being a young urban professional.

I was more concerned with surviving

the mortar rounds coming from a German gun in placement.

American youth of today are to busy

worrying about the color of their new BMW.

When I was a kid I had to stand in bread lines,

you know we had simpler problems when I was growing up.

Like if the Russians were gonna

be rolling tanks down Welsher Boulevard or not,

course when I was in my early 20s

my ambition was to dodge stuka dive bombers

that the Germans were laying on us at D day,

I wasn't concerned about new technology

like fanny packs or word processors.

No my concerns were more about whether

or not my buddies were hanging

dead from barbed wire on Omaha beach.

I was to busy jumping into my fox hole to avoid getting

my head blown off by a german machine gun in placement.

While these yuppies today walk around with

their fanny packs I was carrying home my buddy in a bucket.

Of course we didn't have fanny packs back

then otherwise we'd need very big

ones to carry around our buddies.

They call them body bags in the military.

Instead of fanny packs and other new technologies

like word processors and fax machines

my main concern was on Omaha beach

and the human soup that we were being ground

up into by the german artillery.

- I'm Morley Safer we'll.

Trent.

- General Schwartzcoff.

It's ready.

Get your cash ready.

Are you listening?

- Yes sir.

I need you to do something.

- Of course I'll do something sir.

Someone is hired to kill you.

Somebody you know Trent.

You understand?

- Yes sir.

It's your goddamn partner Tim.

He wants you dead.

- He wants me dead.

Listen to me.

You know Willard.

He hired Bono from U2 to do the dirty work Trent.

Can you believe that?

- I'll take care of it immediately.

If something happens to

my mommy will you take care of me?

- Of course I would.

And their destruction.

- There's only one woman for me.

- That's all you need.

Her triumph.

- When your husband makes love to you it's my face he's.

- Just get out of our house.

- She's turning me Micheal just like you said she would.

Call the police.

Clare calm down.

You don't know what she's capable of.

People don't deserve freedom.

- Anyone can have an exploit.

Micheal?

What goes around comes around.

Mommy.

The hand that rocks

the cradle is the hand that rules the world.

It's my family.

The hand that rocks the cradle.

- They don't deserve free enterprise.

This is our time my friend.

Trent it's Dan.

- Dan.

You alright?

- I know this is gonna sound crazy,

I just saw a preview for this movie.

The hand that rocks the cradle.

Yeah I'm looking forward to that.

I saw myself in the preview.

What?

- No it was me.

It was my life, it was my wife, it was my family.

That doesn't make any sense.

I know it doesn't

make any sense but that what I saw.

That's crazy.

- I know it sounds crazy.

I saw myself in the trailer.

Bullshit.

I was in the preview.

That don't make no sense.

- I saw myself in the trailer.

I saw my wife, I saw my babysitter.

No you saw Rebecca De Mornay.

- I saw everything.

Trent listen to me you need some rest boy.

I want you to get some rest right now.

- Alright, alright, ya.

You need some rest boy.

- I think I know what this means.

There is a hand rocking the cradle.

It's rocking my cradle.

Trent listen to me.

The hand that rocks the cradle

is the hand that rule the world.

You understand boy?

- Meh.

- You know in all the years we've

been married I've never once seen you without that thing on.

- That's because I'm always working.

What the hell, what the hell is that?

I have work to do and he's going though the garbage.

It's after midnight.

Shouldn't he be watching his 1.

Suppose he's taking out the trash?

Doubt it.

I'm gonna kill him!

I'm gonna kill him.

Sorry he just kinda gets on my last nerve.

I hate him so much, I need him dead now, now, make it stop!

It's the most incredible feeling.

What turns women on?

For men only.

What turns women on will turn you on.

Call 1-900-660-6666, one dollar per minute,

five dollars for the first minute.

What turns women on?

Here it is, the UFO hot line,

your phone number to the biggest cover up ever.

Call 1-900.

- Mr. DuPont, I put the baby to bed.

Will there be anything else?

- No thank you Tempest.

That will be all.

- Good night.

It's our reality now Mr. DuPont, isn't it?

♪ Half past six babe ♪

♪ Time to head for ♪

♪ Golden lights ♪

♪ It's a good time ♪

- How much longer is your no good brother

in law going to be staying with us?

It's been over four years now

and he's still sitting on my couch.

Call survival for any car, any driver.

Survival offers the lowest rates guaranteed,

call survival now.

He thinks he can do

that to me and I won't tell anyone?

Well I'm telling.

Something fishy is going on with Meow Mix.

- Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

When the clock strikes half past midnight.

- I can't believe your telling me this.

Secret confessions call 1-900-370-9200.

Is he still out there?

He's been out there for four years,

why would tonight be any different?

God I can't sleep I need another drink.

There's a new pet.

Chia.

Chia pet the pottery that grows.

Soak your Chia, plant the seeds,

keep it watered and watch it grow.

- Ch, ch, chia.

- This is insane, I can run

the entire government

but I can't go to my own kitchen and get myself a drink.

- He thinks he can to that to me and I won't tell anyone?

Well I'm telling.

Hear startling secret confessions, call 1-900.

- People need to realize that the party is over.

No ones gonna have any fun on my watch.

80 percent of the population

of this country is behind bars because of laws that I wrote.

We need to get that idiot brother of your off the couch.

Creep phone the phone number nightmares are made of.

Call 1-900.

- I'm gonna go get a drink.

- Well don't forget to invite Mitt Romney over.

Chia pet the pottery that grows.

- Is he still out there.

- No he's entered the Bermuda triangle.

Course he's still here, he's in the living room.

- Do you think Vanilla Ice is the guys real name?

♪ When the clock strikes half past six babe ♪

♪ Time to head for the golden lights ♪

I love you, you fucking bitch!

You scared little girl?

- Get lost creep.

What are you so scared of?

I got two tickets to paradise.

Come here baby girl.

All you girls do is ignore us.

To good for us aren't you?

Get over here.

- No.

- I think you're the ones that's scared my deranged friend.

- Hey!

- Fuck you you fucking phyco!

Leave me alone!

Okay just come right now.

Thank God this creepy nuts been following me all night.

- I'm fine.

- I'm good, I'm fine, in fine.

- I'm okay.

- Jesus I'm fine.

- I'll kill him.

I will kill that son of a bitch.

- Just relax, relax.

- I will kill that son of a bitch.

- You need to relax.

You're not in the secret service anymore.

- I'll kill him.

I'll blow him into a thousand pieces from here to Kansas.

I'll get you, you son of a bitch!

I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch.

I'll kill him.

- Calm down.

You're emanating a level five negative frequency

and you're completely throwing me off balance right now.

- Oh Christ you're gonna throw

that new aged flak at me again?

When are you gonna get a real job?

I can get you a desk job at the pentagon.

- I like working at the Alexandria two.

It's a beautiful environment,

we do chakra healings with crystals okay?

- Chakra, seven energy points of the body.

12 to be exact.

- Oh yeah you're real pure and healthy,

look at you, you're smoking like a chimney.

Why are you talking to me like this?

Can you please put that out?

I am not putting the cigarette out.

- Look it's the 90s, nobody smokes in

the 90s anymore, there's all kinds

of smoking bans around the city.

You should follow them.

He's right there,

he's right there, turn around quick!

- Right there, right there.

- You God damn mother fucker.

- There he is, there he is. - Come on, come on.

- There he is there he is. - I'm gonna get him, get him.

- Go get him. - I'm gonna smack him.

- I'm gonna kill you you mother fucker.

Faster.

You'll die sucker.

You'll die sucker!

Get him!

- Die. - Go get him.

- Mother fucker.

- Go back, reverse, make sure he's dead.

Do it, do it.

- I'm gonna run him over plus.

- Get him, get him. - Fuck this guy.

- Oh my God.

Is he still alive?

Do it.

How much more.

Run him over!

- Okay, Jesus.

- Go.

Fucker.

- Do it again, go back.

- Alright.

- Do it again.

- I'm gonna run him over.

Go, go, go, go, go.

- Jesus Christ.

What is this guy superman?

Dad go, go, go, go.

My God how much can he fucking take?

Get him.

Oh my God what kind

of human being can take this kind of shit?

- Hit him again, hit him again.

- I got him.

This guy is fucking still alive,

I can't believe he's still moving.

Just drive.

- Where are all these freaks coming from, Jesus Christ.

- Watch that guy, watch that guy, watch that guy oh my God!

Jesus Christ.

Is he dead?

Get the fuck outta here.

Let's get the hell out of here

before I lose my position with Whitney Houston.

She finds out about this and I'm fired.

♪ Ice ice baby ♪

♪ Ice ice baby ♪

- I want him dead.

Dial this number now, I've got some tales to tell,

Freddy's favorite bed time stories.

- I don't care if he's your brother,

my brother, I don't care who's bother in law he is.

Brand new and straight from my boiler room

to your home, it's Freddy Kruger on your phone.

- All I wanna do is go use my new hula packard,

I just got windows three.

♪ When we're gonna stop ♪

♪ Yo I don't know turn off the lights and I'll glow ♪

♪ Ice ice baby ♪

♪ Vanilla ice ice baby ♪

- I have someone coming over tonight.

- Oh, Confusia says if you answer

the door in a skimpy outfit like

that you'll have free meals for the rest of your life.

- She can cut my hair all night if I had any.

- Can you please let me sleep.

- You'll sleep when we tell you to sleep.

- I need to go to sleep, I can't.

- No!

No.

There's no time for sleep.

Tessa can you get her some coffee,

some cocaine, anything left over from the 80s.

God damn it wake up!

Please, I need to sleep.

- Wake up.

- You are gonna stay awake as long as we tell you to.

- Wake up!

- I'm trying.

- Stop whining, wake up.

- I have not slept in months.

- Stop your whining Rhonda, wake up.

- Wake up.

- Wake up.

- Wake up.

- I just wanna sleep, please.

- You snooze you lose.

- You guys just won't stop torturing me.

- Rhonda's gonna be taking care

of some of our dirty work, aren't you Rhonda?

- Another bed

and dead operation or something more dangerous?

- No, no more BnDs for you right now,

we're gonna put you onto something a little bigger.

We're gonna put you on to operation peanut butter.

- The peanut butter and pretzels operation?

What is with you

and the peanut butter pretzel operation?

Can't you get over it?

- What do you want me to do,

just skip to the fig newton operation?

Not now, can't you see were busy!

- It's a Motorola 9000.

Doc Severinsen on the line.

From the tonight show?

Johnny's quitting this year, this is really bad news for us.

Yes sir.

Doc sir, yes.

Oh my dear God.

Emic Man is running around Hollywood naked,

yes, I'm, I'm right on it.

Well what exactly did she say?

Oh my God.

MC Hammer just dropped the hammer.

David Letterman just got a letter bomb.

Epic mans sweeps stakes is a fake.

Chubby Chase is starting his

own talk show, Kevin Costner is.

Shop lifting the reboot pump.

I'll notify the FBI, believe me.

- Secretary of the Feds works for Doc Severinsen?

- Rhonda we need you start

the baby bumper butter blanket operation on USA next week.

- It's an HRM zap.

- HMR yeah I know about that,

that's the Harmonic Manipulation of Rap and Hip Hop.

It's the private job.

- Just keep blasting the Ice ice baby campaign.

We've got 90 percent of the country covered with it by now.

I've notice, I can't get away from that song.

- The ice ice baby frequency has turned

the masses into mindless morons faster

than you can say meow mix.

♪ Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet ♪

♪ Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it ♪

♪ My town that created all the bass sound ♪

♪ Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground ♪

♪ 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill ♪

♪ Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel ♪

♪ Conducted and formed ♪

♪ This is a hell of a concept ♪

♪ We make it hype and you want to step with this ♪

♪ Shay plays on the fade slice it like a ninja ♪

♪ Cut like a razor blade so fast ♪

♪ Other DJ's say damn ♪

♪ If my rhyme was a drug ♪

♪ I'd sell it by the gram ♪

♪ Keep my composure when it's time to get loose ♪

♪ Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice ♪

♪ If there was a problem ♪

♪ Yo I'll solve it ♪

♪ Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it ♪

♪ Ice ice baby ♪

- Do people even realize that was a Queen song first?

- Hell no.

It's called sampling.

We're sampling the past into the present.

You're gonna be hearing a lot more of it soon.

Sampling.

- Knock it off Dick.

Yes sampling, we're sampling reality in a way.

It.

Soon no one's gonna know the difference.

- Sampling!

- Sampling.

- Sampling.

- Sampling. - Sampling!

- Sampling! - Sampling!

- Sampling! - Sampling!

- Sampling! - Sampling!

- Sampling! - Sampling.

- Sampling! - Sampling!

- Sampling. - Sampling!

- Sampling.

- Sampling. - Sampling.

- We're sampling reality in a way.

- Sampling, sampling, sampling. - Sampling, sampling, sampling.

Sampling, sampling, sampling, sampling, sampling.

- We're sampling reality in a way.

♪ Quick to the point, to the point no faking ♪

♪ I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon ♪

- The upper barrel is a hallow tube

with a screwed in match barrel.

Titanium alloy makes up the receiver.

Between it from solid chrome bolt is removed

with a switch on the left side similar to a tech nine.

Solid chrome makes up the receiver,

the effective range is 600 miles solider.

It's fed on 30 box magazines and supports various opt.

When in hyper auto mode it flares 950 RPM,

with a muscle bullet of 910 milliseconds.

It's basically a shorter

and lighter version of the Desert Eagle Mark Seven.

Twin lasers have a range all the way to the moon.

We shot a crater on the dark side of the moon.

Civilian life is expendable.

Remember that.

Can't get the goddamn thing locked.

Shit, there is goes.

Rhonda Shear, good luck.

- I'm gonna go look for a job today.

- I'm the one who has the CIA bringing

us in 2,000,000,000 dollars a year on

the poppy fields in Afghanistan, do you understand that?

My cordless is to far away from the receiver,

I'm gonna have to call you back,

I can't hear a goddamn thing.

Where the fuck is she, fuck.

- The war on drugs was my idea.

It's done, don't worry about it.

Julia Roberts?

What, what, what's the matter, what?

- Oh my God he's a meat head, I can't do it anymore.

Tessa!

- I can't do it anymore, I can't.

- Julia Roberts from Pretty Women is here.

- Help me.

I don't know what to do, he's going to beat me

to a pulp and he's going to kill me

and drown me in a pool of my own blood.

- Christ I'm gonna kill that son of a.

- For all I know he's just gonna watch

the pools of blood for days, he's just a bastard.

- Alright, alright, take it easy okay, we're here to help.

You can stay with us for a while, what ever you need.

Look you live right next door,

we can just go over when he's not there,

get your things and bring them back here, it's okay.

- No, I, I was.

Since when did men think

they could start treating us this way?

I don't think we need

to turn this into a sexist argument.

I was!

- You know in the 80s we had

the really successful slasher films,

you know it was like the last gasp of male dominance

and really did well for us in the industry,

I'm not saying that women don't have a place

but I just think that if we just went back

to that a little bit we would have a great market for it,

you know the market even shows

that the creeps are still out there.

- Alright, could you knock it off Jacques!

Don't listen to him.

You always cut me off on

this and I'm telling you.

- This is not funny.

You know your problem,

you never got creeped out enough,

that was always the issue, if you got creeped on more.

- I was!

- I think it would have blown out better for ya,

look I'm just trying to say

that there was a time when men had a place

in this industry and women have

just kinda swooped in and taken over.

Well they haven't completely

taken over the show yet, come on.

- Look I am working for women at this point ya know,

I mean I got Dawn Steels got my balls

in her matzo soup every morning basically

I mean I'm taking it up the ass here!

Are you kidding me, knock it off already.

- I was.

- Everyone, why are you bringing this up now?

Jacques will you knock it off?

- I was sleeping with the enemy!

- Trent come here, this is my wife Naomi,

Naomi this is Trent.

She's the creator and CEO of Chia pet.

- Chia pet, that is huge.

- Ch, ch, ch, Chia.

- Ch, ch, ch, Chia.

Ch, ch, ch, Chia.

Ch, ch, ch, Chia.

Ch, ch, ch, Chia,

ch, ch, ch, Chia, ch, ch, ch,

ch, ch, Chia, ch, ch, ch, Chia.

Bad things happen to good people

all the time for no reason what so ever Trent.

We can take care of this.

- I just want the guy out of my house, okay.

He gives me the creeps.

I know, but what about the babysitter?

Alright just stay calm, hand her some clothes,

just a pair of something.

- I cannot believe you have this in your home,

is this a real Dego?

- Yes.

- Fifth century.

Oh my goodness and you know what,

these candelabras are very beautiful to,

is that a real Rinuaga?

- Yes.

- Oh my goodness very impressive.

Thank you.

- I don't wanna hear these excuses anymore, he's a coked up,

he's just unreliable, he's unstable.

Don't worry about it.

The guy is unreliable

and I can't have him in the operation anymore,

you've got to get rid of Tim.

Schedule 47 is off the computer.

What?

Schedule 47 is off the computer.

- You know the only people who

had access to that file are me and my Leslie.

- You know the only people who

had access to that file are me and Leslie.

- Brit.

- Brit.

- And you. - And you.

- If you're trying to say something

why don't you just come out and say it.

- Comrade Pavelchenski reporting sir.

I have very much enjoyed this laser disk,

I am returning to you now.

- When your husband makes love to me, it's my face he sees.

♪ There's a woman on the outside looking inside ♪

♪ She'll see me ♪

We're gonna go in Thursday?

Oh Jesus, you're scarring me.

Alright.

How in the hell did you get in here?

- Uh, uh.

- People don't deserve freedom,

they don't deserve free enterprise.

This is our time my friend.

- Yes!

- We own capitalism.

Yes!

- We own government.

- Yes!

- We make the rules!

Yes.

- The portal is closed.

Time is frozen.

1991 will be the final year.

There will be no more progress from this moment on.

Except for the internet and smart phones.

Child of darkness, child of light.

Bring us together, bring us might.

- Steel and lace, carrier of mace.

Give us power, give us a flower.

Howling four at the door.

Bring us the unborn, bring us the storm.

- Door to silence, bringer of violence.

Give us the rune stone, give us the moon stone.

Servants of twilight fires within,

immortal sins, next of kin's.

Evil destruction, children of the night.

- Give us a kiss before dying.

Give us this night.

Give us a kiss before dying.

- Give us the sight.

What, it was just playing last night?

- That idiot Tobo must

have left this thing playing all night.

- Yeah well we cannot let these things be seen.

If the tribunal finds out, you know what will happen.

I know, I know, don't worry about it okay?

Moron didn't know what he was seeing,

he probably thinks this is out takes

from a slayer video or something.

While she's not real at all.

She comes from glass bricks.

Explain, I don't get it.

- She's an artificial construct,

she comes from glass bricks.

That's the babysitter.

What the fuck?

You're right.

Well yes.

- I knew there was something about her, I knew it.

We're gonna close that deal, tonight.

- Good, the wall is sealed.

- Yup, it's rock solid.

We did it, we changed the time line.

We just reshaped reality.

I'm officer Chooford.

This is special officer Chasuhaga.

Do you mind if we come in and have a word with ya?

- Chugo, I mean Chooford, Chooford,

my dad gave me the nickname when I was a kid.

It stuck, anyway, do you mind if we come in?

- Not at all, we whole heartedly support law enforcement.

In fact I write most of the policies you gentlemen follow.

Three strike law.

- Yeah, trying to get it down to a one strike law.

Or maybe half a strike, fuck 'em.

- Let's make it a misdemeanor.

- Seems a bit harsh.

Yeah, that's ridiculous.

- She's special officer Chasuhaga.

She's part of a new investigative division.

I over see all the divisions.

- Not this on.

Yeah, that's Julia Roberts

she's staying with us for a while.

Pretty fucking woman.

I love her, you know just my wife

and I just the other night we went

and saw Sleeping With The Enemy.

Yeah well she was sleeping

with the enemy and that's why she's here now.

- Julia fucking Roberts lives on your couch?

- It's incredible, I thought she

had a movie to do but sh will not get off my couch.

We had one unwanted roommate,

now we can't get rid of this one.

- No it's a stay on couch,

people get in that couch and they don't wanna leave.

- Well did ya try walking around naked,

maybe that'll um, get her out of here.

- We've tried everything, she does not wanna leave.

No, Julia Roberts is very

comfortable where she is apparently.

- Well she looks hot, sitting there.

Yeah, well maybe she

can go to live on your couch for six months.

- Well she's welcome, my wife wouldn't like her very much.

- Do you know anything about pretty young women

wandering around in the early morning hours

wrapped in plastic and tin foil on your street?

- Can't say that I do.

- Tell you what, reports we're getting.

These girls are being shot with a tranquilizer gun

and end up wandering around out in front of your house.

Walking around your street.

And you're telling me you know nothing about it?

- I don't know anything about it.

- They're seen coming from your house.

- No idea.

- Oh yeah I'm sure.

- You know that your other neighbor is Bill Cosby?

- We've been investigating him

for a while and we're gonna blow

the lid on that story very soon here, any day now.

- Blow the lid on what story,

I have no idea what you're talking about.

- Oh I think you do.

You and bill do a little hug and drug on your off time.

- Listen I work with president Bush.

We write the policies that you guys follow

and we sign your paychecks so

you remember that darling, watch your step.

- Not my pay check.

- Call us if you need anything.

- Ya I'll be sure to call.

Doors over this way.

She's changed her name.

Her looks, her life.

All to escape the most dangerous man she ever met.

Her husband.

Where is she?

- This is our last chance.

I can't live without you

and I won't let you live without me.

Julia Roberts Sleeping With The Enemy.

Rated R, starts Friday February eighth

at theaters every where.

Wow, are you hungry?

What's the difference at 711?

How about a big bite?

One pound, 100 percent all meat.

Must get a big bite hot for just 59 cents at 711.

This Saturday eight am to eleven.

- I can't sleep, I can't sleep.

Julia Roberts has been living

in my living room for six months.

She's taken over the whole place,

I can't even leave this room.

I'm going to recover, but I can't do it without you.

Just when Hillary O'Neil had given up on love.

I don't think I can deal with love.

She fell for a guy who had given up on life.

You really wanna have some fun?

Julia Robert Campbell Scott, Dying Young,

rated R starts Friday June 21st at theaters everywhere.

It's true, Marvin's super sale is back,

I'm so excited aren't you excited honey?

- I will call Steven Spielberg,

I heard he's making a new movie, a Peter Pan flick.

- She could play Tinker Bell for all I care.

Only from the mind of the yoga.

This is the commercial.

Bell Atlantic doesn't want you to see.

- Yeah.

Well it covers a wider area than ours.

So?

So it's got more listings.

And?

And it's easy to use.

- 5, 6,000,000.

- We got a problem.

- She sits out there all day just

flicking channels and eating her little carrot sticks.

Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch I got my carrot sticks.

I can't stand it.

- There's something really good about

looking down on all these fuckers from up here.

You know puts everything into perspective.

- Something about it just feels right.

- Well you know it's like I tell my friend,

you know, I was talking to a friend of mine.

Kate O'Katelyn over the weekend

at the Beverly hill brunch on Sunday,

we were sipping on a couple of bottomless mimosas

and I'm sitting there trying to tell him you know.

The only thing that matters in this fucking town

is real estate if you really think about it,

the whole movie business, it's a big sham.

It's a bunch of BS.

And then you think about Melrose, and Sunset,

and all these different areas, it's all just commerce man.

When my L.A. Gear shoe kicks

off people are gonna go fucking nuts.

All those break dancers in Venice,

they're all gonna be wearing my shit.

When that fanny pack takes over,

it's gonna be like a fucking bomb dropping on these fuckers.

- I am not looking forward to going

to another one of these Sade sound check, let me tell you.

You're gonna have to stop

being a baby you now I mean.

Oh my goodness.

You need to suck it up.

Okay Trent's got connections, he's a smooth operator.

- Jewel box life, diamond nights,

ruby lights high in the sky, heaven help him when he falls.

- That's great baby, take it, take it again.

Can switch on the front speakers?

Sure.

♪ Diamond nights and ruby lights high in the sky ♪

♪ Heaven help him when he falls ♪

- I own this town.

♪ Diamond life lover boy ♪

♪ He moves in space with minimal waste ♪

♪ And maximum joy ♪

♪ City lights ♪

- I own this town.

♪ Business nights ♪

- Her performance is incredible,

her movements are lith, a black Nigerian cat.

I just, I love Sade.

Her voice, it's like bottled liquid smoke

coming from a Louisiana buyer or just enveloping me,

it's like I'm getting vapors in my mind

and I'm just about ready to pass out.

I love Sade.

♪ No need to ask he's a smooth operator ♪

♪ Smooth operator ♪

- Huh, nah she's my assistant, and her names Teresa.

Shut up.

- Yes, I fine just stop talking about my wife.

♪ Chicago western male ♪

- Stop being a lunatic, you're nuts.

Shut up, just shut up.

No, no, no, no this is ah, what's your name?

- Teresa.

- What ever, this is Teresa, she's the manager.

- Teresa, she's the manager of Chia pet.

- Sade!

She fell.

- Don't worry about it.

- No she'll be fine it's,

it happens all the time don't worry about it.

- Hey can somebody go over there

and check on her, how she doing?

- Honey, we'll be there in about 15 minutes alright,

just relax, she's fine, just mind your own business okay?

Just do your job.

- She's on the ground.

- I know, it's fine, she faints all the time,

it's some sort of, it's drugs okay?

- That's not normal.

- Okay, okay, you guys sit here

and complain I'm gonna go introduce her to Geddy.

- Yeah but she's passed, who the fuck it Geddy?

- Oh Christ.

Hey, wake up.

Jesus, Geddy.

- Oh uh, yeah.

Yeah.

This is Sade.

- Hello.

Sade, this is Geddy.

- This is Rush.

They're legends, how do you not know that?

- I wouldn't call us legends

but are you, are you hallucinating or?

- Just a little dizzy.

- Okay.

- Adios.

- I'll take care of her.

Be safe.

- I got it.

- Alright.

Alright, let's do it.

You ready on sound?

Sure.

- Alright, one, two, three, four.

♪ We take our chances fate is just a weight of circumstances ♪

♪ That's the way that lady luck dances ♪

- I don't carry a gun.

♪ Roll the bones ♪

♪ Why are we here ♪

♪ Because we're here roll the bones ♪

♪ Roll the bones ♪

♪ Why does it happen ♪

- I just want to go up there

an slap Geddy Lee but you know I'm afraid

if I did his voice would get higher

and it could probably shatter my ear drums.

♪ Jack relax get busy with the facts ♪

♪ No zodiacs or almanacs no maniacs in polyester slacks ♪

♪ Just the facts gonna kick some gluteus max ♪

This is terrible, since when did Rush do rap music?

- This is the 90s.

- Well I hope that we control

the next decade and have better music that this in it.

- We will.

♪ What's the deal spin the wheel if the dice are hot ♪

- I do like the drummers red jacket though.

I'd love to wrap Sade around in it.

- Not only that but the drummer writes all the lyrics.

- No that's the drummer of Roxy music.

♪ Stop throwing stones ♪

♪ The night has a thousand saxophones ♪

♪ So get out there and rock ♪

♪ And roll the bones ♪

- Neil Pert, no he doesn't.

- Look like a drag queen.

- Okay.

♪ Why are we here because we're here ♪

♪ Roll the bones roll the bones ♪

- I've been meaning to talk

to you about some stock options, military related.

I think that this is gonna be big.

- Ted I need that son of a bitch dead,

I need him gone now, I worked to hard on this,

he's crumbling under the pressure,

he can't take it, he's gotta go.

- I think I can help you.

Thank you.

- Fuck you Rush.

Come on let's go.

I honestly don't know

what happened in there, I just.

You just fainted it's fine.

Wait.

What?

- Where's out limo.

- There is no limo, why would I call you a limo?

- You must have asked somebody else,

I gotta go to the scar club so can you just walk?

- It's ten bloody miles.

I don't care.

You bastard.

♪ I'm caught up in collision ♪

♪ And now I'm so done ♪

♪ You crept up like a spider ♪

♪ I got caught in your web ♪

♪ And there was no way to escape ♪

♪ I tried to switch my lanes ♪

♪ But then I hit my brakes ♪

♪ Sparks turned into flames ♪

♪ I should have stopped at the red light cause ♪

♪ Now I'm like a deer caught in the headlights ♪

- Dominique, aren't you some big powerful

guy that runs the government or something?

Powerful?

Yeah I'm powerful.

How did you know I ran the government?

We run everything.

What?

Any conflict, I can make a decision.

I can't hear you.

- The government is a fake administrations,

it's phony, it's full of clowns and buffoons,

it's just something

we put together as a show for the public.

- So you guys aren't so stuffy and square after all.

Alright!

- Can we leave now, I'd like to get out of here.

- I really do run things.

And by the way, I wrote the laws

that these people are breaking here tonight.

♪ Nobody wants a funny voice ♪

♪ Nobody wants my little voice ♪

♪ Nobody wants my little voice ♪

- Yes, this in industry, I've gotta quit this industry,

I'm gonna get into dry cleaning, fuck this shit.

- You said dry cleaning is good business, good money.

- You can make money that way

so you don't have to deal with difficult people.

Hey listen I'm gonna have to hang

up the phone bludgeon her to death because she's,

I'll just have to call you right

back after I slam this fucking phone on her skull.

- It's good, it's not her skull, women need to be hit.

- Where were we, okay.

Paragraph 15 in the contract.

I'm playing Pebbles and Bam Bam, I'm Pebbles.

- It's good, it's good game, Flintstones game.

Who ya got there?

- She's just this girl, man she's a stupid broad.

I smack her around, I gotta keep her in line.

- Give her a line, that's good.

- There's gonna be a Pepsi commercial candidate,

almost signed up for, I think I can get Billy Freak in,

if I can't get freak in I'm gonna get Bagdanovich.

Good, good.

I like him.

These young people don't know who Peter Bagdanovich is.

- They know nothing, stupid.

- These kids today, they only know about MTV

and video games, they don't know good movies.

- I know, I know they're worthless.

Hit her again.

- Ya keep it up, go ahead I want it.

- Hope she's scared, they're all stupid.

- To bad murder's not legal, you know what I'm saying?

That would make life easy.

- Murder should be legal, I agree.

- Take a little work in the industry

well here you are, you're in the industry.

Are you happy now?

- They need to learn how movie business works.

We need to teach them.

- I can't believe the retards who work for me,

everybody I deal with is fucking stupid.

It's fucking crazy.

- Julia Filtz was a fucking mad bitch.

It's cool with the way you fired her.

Cliff Robertson's crazy to.

Hope she's scared, they're all stupid.

- I'll get back to you, how does that sound.

Are you being poisoned by someone close to you?

Second hand smoke learn first hand

the truth about smoke in your face.

Watch 2020 Friday.

High tech marketing,

tomorrow how do marketers know

if you are a potential customer.

Also Bette Midler along

with a new co star James Connor

on good morning America tomorrow.

They're young, rich, pretty.

- He thinks he can do that to me and I won't tell anyone?

Well I'm telling, I'm telling,

I'm telling, I'm telling, I'm telling,

I'm telling, I'm telling.

Adren Davis thought she'd met the perfect man.

- Multi tasking.

I'm telling, I'm telling, I'm telling, I'm telling.

It was anybody else really.

I really did believe in someone.

Goldie Hawn.

- I can't believe he's back on my couch,

it's been four years he was gone

and then Julia Roberts took up residence

and as horrible as that was it was a pleasure

compared to this, why is your sweaty

worthless brother back on my couch?

- I can't believe, I can't believe,

I can't believe, I can't believe, you're telling me this.

Secret confessions, call 1-900.

- Multi tasking.

- I can't believe, I can't believe,

I can't believe, I can't believe, I can't believe.

- You're drunk again.

- Yeah I'm drunk, I'm drunk with power.

I drunk with power, I have so much power.

- I hate when you get to this point.

- I can take care of anything in

this whole country but I can't

get your worthless loser brother off of my couch.

The movies till dawn continue on channel five.

- I'm not drunk.

I'm in charge, I'm the one in charge.

What's Shaw Day doing in this?

President Bush answers to me!

Sit back.

A mother forced to choose

between justice and her family.

- All he does is sit and watch 1-900 commercials all night.

Psychic this, and Chia pet that.

It never ends with this pig.

What's Shaw Day doing in this?

How did he get back?

I don't understand it.

- Bono listen.

I want this guy dead.

- It's taken care of, don't worry about it.

- No I want it done immediately.

- Yeah well you know,

the bands in town, we have to rehearse.

Alright, Edge will be pissed if I just disappear so.

Prepare to fucking die!

- Coked out of his mind, maybe that's him now.

- Trent hey.

Hey Trent, hi Trent.

- Brent.

- Brent.

- Trent.

- How are you doing Brent.

- Trent.

- Well I just came from Tower Records

across the street, a lot of great sales on new releases.

Just picked up the new Gypsies Kings, Glorious Stephan

for my wife, the new Rush Roll the Bones, Nirvana.

- It's okay To Sting.

- Amazing.

- Rush is to be avoided. - Well I know they rap on it,

but look this is Rush we're talking about here.

Okay alright, it's Rush.

Alright, don't get me started on Rush.

- This Bono guy, he's, I don't know how you say,

Bono, Boneo, what ever the fuck, he's just getting to big.

- Yeah and I want him done.

You know what I mean, I just a want you,

you just gotta get rid of him.

- You want him to vanish.

- Yes, please.

- You want me to take care of him.

How much?

- You know how much.

- 27 Gs.

- Better get it while you can because I just bought

the store and we're shutting down Tower Records.

- Tower Records, Sam Goody, Music Plus,

Tempo Records, Warehouse nation wide.

- Oh my God, let's get rid of them all.

- They're very liberal, they hire hippies.

Especially Tower Records,

we can't have that kind of freedom.

Hey Trent.

It's a nerve condition?

Full of teretis.

But anyways, Tim is keeping us waiting.

I don't know if you know Tim,

but he's another unstable, coked out associate.

- Never met him.

- You wanna be a fake cop a little longer,

you shut the fuck up and you go kill this guy for me.

That's all you gotta do, we never have to speak again

unless I need somebody else done, which I probably will.

- Got the choppers out, you hear that shit?

- That's my friend, don't worry about it.

No you know why, you know why that's out there?

Cause if you decide to kill me.

There's a witness, oh yeah there's a camera on us right now.

That's pretty cool though.

Oh it's so cool.

- Having choppers up there and shit.

How much were you gonna pay me to kill Bono?

- Manufacturing, CDs, cassettes, vinyl, every damn thing.

We're gonna remove any tangible

product in the consumers hands Trent.

Once that's gone it's just profit for us.

For everyone.

Fuck them.

- I agree.

- Product placement for movies,

- TV, everything. - Absolutely.

- Full control, people are sweet, they're morons.

Fuck any model that I set with the film industry.

- Fuck the public, fuck everyone.

It's the new standard.

- Consumers actually think they have a choice

to take things home that they can buy?

Forget it, people are morons, we'll remove options.

Fuck everyone.

- The music industry is over

and more importantly I need to be

in charge of the entire thing.

People are asleep, we're invited

here but your little plan to shut down Tower Records.

No, no, no, no, no.

- We're shutting down the entire music retail industry.

In both America and the world.

- Right.

You know how much it costs to manufacture CDs?

I do not.

- Ten cents, cassettes, five cents, the hesta Ann front.

I see your point.

We're shutting them all down,

the public are morons, we control the world now Trent.

We have to do Russia of 799 before it's to late,

we're shutting it down Trent the world is ours.

- I don't think that guys capable of shutting his garage.

The world is ours?

No, no, the world is mine.

The fucks he got?

Taking my business model from cineplex

odeon and transposing it to Tower Records.

This will never work.

Gene Spader?

Fucking bad influence that asshole.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

- I mean that's the other thing,

I'm just under so much stress with Janet and everything.

She's been over eating her weights going up

and down like a goddamn Wall street stock.

What does she weigh now anyway?

She's up to 275.

Jesus.

Spending thousands on

this new fucking jazzercise thing

and I don't know if it's working or not.

And I mean so it's, you know a breath of fresh air

when you come up here because you're

one of my only friends, actually maybe my dearest friend.

You know I'm more concerned with Latoya right now.

Do you know she's talking?

- Let me tell you something Trent,

Laytoya's toying around a little to much.

- She's wild.

She's out of control, how she learned

this stuff in the first place

I'll never understand why she was let in,

this is Latoya Jackson we're talking about here.

- You know Janet is driving me crazy, I can't control her.

She sits around the house all day eating Hagen daz.

- You know that I'm the person

that wrote the lyrics for the song Control?

- That's very impressive. - And you know where

those lyrics came from?

- Perimeter scan clear.

They came from you Trent.

From what I've learned about you.

From how you've made me feel.

We can sit here and we can talk all fucking day long.

But it's how you've made me feel,

that's what inspired the lyrics behind Control.

- So should I be expecting a check any day now?

Sick of people ripping me off.

First Spader, now you.

- Let's go inside and make some sandwiches.

- Alright, let's go.

- I want this guy dead.

Don't worry about it I'll take care of it.

- Look, I gotta rehears with the band alright?

Edge is flying in tomorrow.

What am I paying you for again?

Listen to me, U2 would be nothing without me.

U2 would be nothing without me.

Do you mean me, you to or the band U2?

Jesus fucking Christ.

Look Achtung Baby is on tour right now baby.

I'll have Chango take care of it.

- I don't know what Chango is,

just get the fuck done with it.

- It's Chango.

♪ The rhythm the rhythm don't believe the hype ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah how low can you go ♪

♪ So low we can do this here we go again ♪

♪ You're playing yourself help us put ♪

♪ The stamp up off the shelf ♪

♪ Here's our muse it's serving you some music ♪

♪ Oh my God a brand new find ♪

♪ Get down pop it to your right ♪

♪ Let's get it on like December fourth ♪

♪ Tell ya brothers for the trouble hey they bust a bubble ♪

♪ And we rumble ♪

♪ Get you own till alone to the education ♪

♪ Gotta gotta work that ass and stop chasing ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Get down with it ♪

♪ Come on ya'll let's go ♪

♪ So many of us and limbo high ♪

♪ Get it on it's why I sip on three stones ♪

♪ And my son we need a piece of the swat okay ♪

♪ Indestructible soul answers steel ♪

♪ History shouldn't be a matriarchs story ♪

♪ Real history ♪

♪ History ♪

♪ We gonna a wake it up one day till we all get payed ♪

♪ The right way in full in full ♪

♪ Check aint no walking dive to the right it's starting ♪

♪ Kill 'em soon you'll see what I'm talking about ♪

♪ One day we're gonna work it out ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ All the brothers in the street are willing to work it out ♪

♪ Let's get it on ♪

♪ Let's get it on let's get it on ♪

♪ Let's get it on ♪

♪ Yo drop the rhyme in over time G ♪

♪ In 1995 don't dress to this ♪

♪ We kiss their car ♪

♪ Revoke revise realize they're super bad ♪

♪ Smoke cause I'm smart ♪

♪ Keep a hand on the things you did ♪

♪ Brother my brother now I know what I said saying ♪

♪ Keep your hand we are former ♪

Get him! Come on.

♪ Let's get it on ♪

♪ Come on ♪

- Chad I'm sorry I'm late

but you will not believe what just happened.

This hip hop moron, this rapper just attacked me

on the Sunset strip but I kicked his ass, I took care of it.

Unbelievable.

- I've nothing to wear tonight, what am I gonna do?

- Take a walk, I'll get you a drink.

Pick your poison.

You still a scotch man?

- Scotch, I'll take a scotch.

- Baby can you get me a scotch and a shot of tequila?

Okay.

Trent's here, he's a really good friend of mine.

This is my wife, Janet Jackson.

Janet Jackson?

- Wow it is really nice to meet you.

- Thank you.

- What Have You Done For Me Lately, love that.

So how's this no fear campaign of yours coming along?

Or is that a brand?

Just what the hell are you trying to put together here?

- I mean it's a nice little racket

but I mean I'm still making more money with water beds.

- Bubbles gonna pop on that real soon.

- That's cute.

He's just a friend of mine, he means nothing,

he's little confused, he's a little scared.

Just play the quagmire and let me do this okay?

But I'm just, don't trust him.

- You just need to walk around and look cute okay?

- You played ball with the Mendez brothers?

Didn't those guys kill their parents?

- Trent this is America, innocent until proven guilty.

- You always know just how to calm me down.

- Yeah, ya see you just need to put

your mind in a different dimension.

You know what the problem with the mind is?

You don't own it.

It's not yours for the taking my brother.

Okay?

Just sit back and relax,

don't let your emotions get the best of you.

You just roll with the waves.

Dan's acquired right of Docking.

- These raw bands are gonna be famous.

Pay to play on the Sunset strip?

I created that.

The idea is to get Cindy Loper to actually wear

a fanny pack for the photo shoot

for the next album coming out.

- She's so unusual she's probably gonna go for it.

And if you know it's gonna branch

off to people like Peewee Herman.

Spoke with Eddie Van Halen a well.

We might even try to get the Cory Hame fella

to do it as well, I hear his career

is starting to take off from my good friends down at CAA.

♪ Stop just because ♪

♪ People walking by watching us ♪

♪ I don't give a damn what they think ♪

♪ I want you now I don't wanna stop just because ♪

You know as far as the music goes on

the creative aspect there's an amazing

music producer who goes by the name of Jimmy Jam.

He showed out of Minnesota.

Who'd have thought Minnesota?

Anyway this guys music, he uses and ASRQ 10 keyboard

and produces some of the most amazing melodies

this city's ever gonna hear.

- Chad, my wife's brother.

He's driving me fucking crazy,

he's been staying with us for over four years.

This disgusting idiot Tobo, okay?

And he found a tape of mine,

he thought it was a Poison video.

It is a secret illuminati ritual this cannot be found.

You know how much trouble I could get in?

- Trent take it easy brother.

You know it's just like I was telling my friend.

Christian Brando, you can't control any of it.

You need to come here an play tennis more often.

I'm used to having control.

- Remember, we own this time.

- Oh I know, it's ours.

- We're going into the 90s hell.

Trent just sit back and relax brother,

you're with Caruso now.

But the most important thing

for you to always remember Trent

is the we own this time brother.

- Oh I know.

But I love hearing it.

- But try thinking about not thinking

and try controlling what you can't

control which is absolutely nothing.

- Chad, it's all about control.

How do you think I got where I am today?

How do you think that I have all of the judges in my pocket?

How do you think I'm the one writing the laws?

It's all about taking control.

- Trent you have nothing to fear, but no fear itself.

- That's where the no fear things came from.

- Friday is the spice of life.

- We all like the different things in guys.

- One persons turn offs might be another persons turn on.

- The one thing we share in common is Telefriends.

Where I always meet the greatest guys.

Call now.

- That was a lovely meal Trent,

thank you and your lovely wife Tessa very much,

thank this lovely ladies as well,

it's been a wonderful evening.

- Aw thank you.

- You Know what, these kind of gatherings

remind me of some of the great Japanese

films that maybe you're familiar with.

You know the Japanese were the masters of the frame,

they were the masters of composition,

and years later I was approached to the Exorcist.

And that was a film that was very much

a part of the zaikaist at the time.

But things have changed now

and they want me to do this yuppie fear thriller

type film that's, you know you're probably

more in tune with it that I am, it's part of the Zaikaist.

The studio isn't always right, the suits are usually wrong.

- No, no, no, the studio's always right.

- Trent I know what your saying

about the era of the maverick film maker

being at an end but I think you're wrong.

I think if even if you take into consideration

the restrictions and some of the efforts

that are being made to corral some of these,

these maverick film makers, I think there's still

a few that are going to distinguish

themselves in the years ahead.

For instance speaking for myself I just finished.

Cat Squad two and there was very little intemperance

from the suits, I was able to do what

I wanted to do the way I wanted to do it.

- Well William with all due respect with

the budget that you were working with no

one was going to interfere, but when you wanna think big.

At that point maybe it's best to let

some other people take control of the situation.

Sit down with Steven Spielberg,

ask him who's making the decisions.

- It sounds to me Trent like your on board

for all kinds of artistic suppression,

if you don't mind me saying that.

- Oh no, no, we're not suppressing it,

we're bringing it to the forefront.

- When I started working in this industry

I was working completely from a five cents level,

just completely locked in.

And by the time I'm finished

my latest film The Guardian

I was fully on board with beings living in trees.

As long as we keep people stupid.

- Well the goal of this film

is to wake people up, it's just the opposite.

These films are, this is a five alarm fire.

I don't know why you would say that Trent.

- The thing I like about You William Friedkin

is that you're a director who's willing to play ball.

- Well let's not get to carried away Trent,

I like the support from up top

but I'm not one of these people

that's ready to throw I the towel,

that the age of the maverick director.

And Trent I can't help but wonder if you've completely

sold your soul to this illuminati construct of money.

And you can literally walk in to

some of these gay clubs and it would be pitch black.

- I remember that.

You're to young.

It dealt with all the things we're dealing with now,

the corporate ownership of America,

the corporatization of culture.

I can't believe that.

The emerging police state.

And I wrote Bill, I said how soon can we get

a script drafted and make a fucking movie out of this?

He introduced me

to a group of producers and all they kept talking

about was the reptilian illuminati.

I'd never heard of these concepts,

I didn't know what the hell they were talking about.

Credit Bill Blady with turning the envelope.

- That's funny.

In the mean time we're staying back here

and we are shutting down all

of the single house movie theaters.

- Which of course you're in agreement with.

Are you looking to kill the spirit

of cinema which this entire industry was founded upon?

The spirit of cinema?

- Trent are you in league with this effort to destroy.

- It's required.

The individual auteur authorship of.

- Hey, no, no, no, no, we're trying

to make some money here, cineplex odeon.

Calm down.

- It's okay, cineplex odeon, multiplexes are the future.

Rated R, starts tomorrow at theater everywhere.

- Trent I didn't sign up for this,

when I was making The People vs Paul Crump,

before you were in diapers my good young man.

Uh huh, uh huh.

- The zaikaist of the time was

that american film makers would have

the opportunity to become auteurs,

do you now the auteur theory?

- Oh that opportunity has passed my friend.

No, no, no, the single house movie theaters

are the past, multiplexes are the future.

Okay?

Yes.

- It's very simple, the more screens, the more money.

We're going to over see it all,

we're going to make sure

that we give the people what they want.

And we're gonna get what we want,

you're with me on this right?

- I'm gonna have to think about it Trent.

- William Friedkin, I know you're with me on this.

The 90s are gonna be a great time my friend,

just get on board.

Multiplexes.

- I'm in.

- Hey, we're manipulating reality.

- To The Guardian.

The Guardian, the Guardian was great.

Block buster.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Really guys?

Now?

1-900-867-3007, three dollars per minute.

Stay on as long as you'd like, for adult only.

What's going?

This doesn't make any sense.

Where's Billy Friedkin?

Where is everybody?

Why am I here.

What?

What is this?

- Oh no. - Man.

This can't be happening.

No!

I, I've gotta get home.

What the, what the hell are you?

So what, what do you think you're looking at, stop it.

Stop it, no, no, no don't look at me,

this is not the real me.

Leave me alone, don't look at me, don't look at me.

- This is not, this is not me.

- New Jack city.

- I don't look like this. - Everybody crowd around,

- Follow us, this is where the party's at.

Yeah I see you.

New Jack city?

New Jack city.

- Fuck me, Jack city.

I'm not interested, I don't care.

- New Jack city.

- Shut up, it must be a terrible movie.

Mario Van Peebles is over rated.

- Why are you so obsessed with these glass bricks?

God you're disgusting.

And what's with this novel that you took from the house?

Is this some kind of mystery

that your building, you need to keep me in on this.

I'm your partner.

I out rank you you know?

And when are you gonna clean up this fucking pigpen?

This is a fucking pigpen!

This is a company car, not your house.

I don't even know how you got hired.

I can't believe you're a police officer.

Much less a fucking detective.

How the hell did you get hired anyway?

- Do you remember those glass bricks

in the bathroom back at the house?

- Ya.

- Every time I touched one it was like touching jelly.

It was fucking weird.

- Look.

Let's go.

- We're gonna go see detective Matsahiro.

- Detective Matsahiro.

- Hey get your gun tucked into your bun alright?

He's gonna be right here, he's expecting us.

- There he is.

Pleasure officer.

Matsahiro, special officer Chasuhaga

from the stock division.

- Yeah he's from Tokyo, from on

the black reign division, down long.

- Yeah like the movie, Black Reign.

- Micheal Gagain.

- Yeah I know the movie guys but what the hell is going on?

- She knows a little bit,

she's a little confused, why don't you tell her.

Investigation.

It's a very strong connection, I've been telling ya.

- No this is insane,

is this some kind of practical joke Chuck?

- Yes, I gave him a different name from before,

yeah I'm Chooford.

What the heck is going on?

- When the glass brick freezes.

- Time freezes, I've been telling ya.

- We need to find baby shitter, how you say?

Sitter.

Babysitter,

through Japanese, babyshitter, babysitter.

Yes.

Alright so, time freezes, what does that mean?

What is going on guys?

- I am the foulest of them all.

Hold out your palm, I'll leave my ink stain on you.

Nobody cares, nobody's interested unless.

Kim Fowley?

Give me a break, that guy's all washed up,

I'm bigger than Kim Fowley.

No, I'll never accept it, I'll never accept this,

I killed Duke Connor, I'm within control.

I bent the laws.

This is terrible, noise, this is not working.

This is not the reality that I'm gonna live with.

What are you talking about?

All I want is my fucking money forward.

- That guy's lucky to sell ten tickets to anything.

I'm still Trent DuPont.

Trent, what are you doing?

Turn around.

Hey.

You're blocking me, what the hell can't you move outta here.

Hell you dummy sons of bitches, get out of my way.

Listen to me, get out of my way.

I'm still.

Trent DuPont, I'm still I'm control.

You can stay there, writes the laws, my reality!

Changing, I'm changing my reality,

multiplexes are the future.

- Ivory ya.

- I'm in Palm Springs right now.

Your car was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago.

- Well ya'll gotta figure it out for yourselves.

- I don't know what's going on in Westwood,

there was a shooting, the blacks were there

and there was a screening

of a black film and someone got shot,

It's complete mayhem

there across the street right now.

- I ain't got nothing to do with that shit.

- That's the thing, with Trent it's becoming a disaster.

When I get back from Paris, if that's not taken care of

you and I are gonna have some serious problems.

It's getting sloppy Ivory.

It's getting really sloppy.

- Hey man, Trent started this whole thing,

I do what Trent says.

- Whatever Trent tells you is a lie.

As a matter of fact I already got Trent taken care of.

I mean for Christs sakes the guys

not even an american, he's a fucking Canadian.

- Man I'm in Palm Springs right now.

- I don't give a damn if you're in Palm Springs,

I need a car here in ten minutes.

- Hey listen man, this is the new Jack city uprising man.

- You know what's gonna happen

if Janet doesn't make that flight?

- Janet don't want nothing to do with your ass no more.

- You would have never even

have met Axle Rose if it wasn't for me.

- Not Actual Fowley, Axle Rose.

- She ain't taking no flight, she coming with me now.

Well you listen to me you fucking cunt.

If you don't start thinking rationally

you're gonna end up in a fucking coffin

right next to Trent, you understand that?

- Did this mother fucker just call me a cunt?

- You know what, go fuck yourself you fucking cunt.

Now let's get the fuck out of here.

Wait a second, where are we going?

Let's go this way.

Trent.

Trent.

What in the worlds talking to me?

- Yo craft it's time, cause we're

about to take over this baby.

- This is our terf.

- This is our food line right here.

- That's right.

- Cause if you cross that line you gonna get bum whooped.

- I can't sleep.

Oh no, I thought if I woke up I'd be myself again.

Not this self,

but my real self.

- That's right man, come join the party.

Come on, come join the party.

- Right on.

Come on, there's gonna

be a party and we gonna boogie boy.

New Jack city boy.

We are gonna boogie.

New Jack city boy.

Do it.

No strikes.

Just stop it.

- Hey.

I'm Trent DuPont, move it.

- But that's impossible, I'm Trent DuPont.

I don't have time for this.

- No, no, no, no.

- I'm a busy man.

- I'm Trent DuPont. - I'm Trent DuPont.

- Oh you think you're tough

just cause you're taller than me.

- I don't know who you are, I don't care who you are,

- I'm Trent DuPont. - Alright brother.

- You're not Trent DuPont, I'm Trent DuPont, I'll kill you.

- I don't have time for you.

I'll have you killed, you stay right there.

I will get you, I will attack you,

I will, where are you going?

Get back here!

- That's how we do it,

New Jack city.

New Jack city, New Jack city, New Jack city.

New Jack city boy, New Jack city.

- Well, here's what we gotta do.

We got Westwood man, New Jack city Panthers is

taking over, everybody will think you gotta leave Westwood.

You obviously do not see what's going on out here,

did you see that movie I just opened up?

You saw what happened?

- It was very unfortunate.

- It was a very unfortunate.

No, it's about to be U.B.L.A.

United brother of Los Angeles

cause we coming in here.

You see that street, that street called what, Lance?

Lance, we're gonna turn that into Malcolm street.

New Jack city,

New Jack city, New Jack city, New Jack city.

New Jack city, New Jack city.

- Fuck you white cracker yuppie mother fucker.

You got that mother fucker, I'll kill you.

New Jack city,

New Jack city.

- You know I run L.A. Gear,

you know I started the fanny pack bang.

- That's great.

- And it's a craze in Venice, the electric Boogaloo.

Everything will break in one or two.

- We're gonna break more than one or two, I'm talking.

- Fuck you white cracker yuppie mother fuckers.

New Jack city, New Jack city,

New Jack city, New jack city.

New Jack city, New jack city.

I just don't know how it's gonna

stop man cause we taking over Westwood man.

- Hey get yo ass beat.

- Trent I'm at the Man Regent in Westwood

and I don't like at all what I'm seeing.

The Guardian is playing here to an empty house,

now you were promising me some, some pretty.

- Robust box office receipts

and I don't see 'em pall.

- Get you ass off the. - Quite frankly

your starting to burn my ass kid.

- You're lucky to be directing anything at your age.

- Now I want you to explain to me how

I'm gonna make up for this embarrassing

debut when there's commissions going up the street.

If they saw the movie.

- Do you know how many strings

I had to pull to get that movie playing at.

- I'm on one of these,

they call 'em cell phones, one of these.

- Oh good for you, you're on a cell phone.

- Kelly, Kelly got it for me, Kelly Lang.

- Kelly Lang is an old drunk

and she's incompetent, letting go of her immediately.

- Oh beat it,

take it on the archers pal, get outta here.

There's a bunch of nut cases taking over

the neighborhood tonight and I've got an empty

theater on the debut night of the frickin Guardian.

- I can't help you Friedkin.

- Well you better do something or we're gonna

have a riot on our hands, I'm getting the hell out of here.

- A riot, oh good, I hope you die in the riot.

- We taking over UCLA to man.

We aint no black has been's man cause it's a new Jack city.

- It's united. - I'll give you

the fanny packs, I get 25 percent

of the Rhythm nation tour

and I might give you a dime on L.A. Gear.

- You see this crazy. - Man I mean its crazy.

- This is what I'm trying to tell you.

- I'm losing money.

- We go back together. - You mother fucker,

- Get the hell out of here. - You mother fucker,

- And you did this to me. - You get the hell outta here.

- You promised to me. - New Jack city mother fucker.

- That we are gonna have. - You on the wrong side of.

- This whole city's ready to explode.

- Hold on, Friedkin, shut up for a minute.

What the hell.

New Jack city New Jack city,

New Jack city, New jack city.

- There's a lot of angry black individuals

out and about tonight aren't there?

- You see, you see what's going on out here.

N.J.C.P. New Jack city man.

- Hey listen man, ive gotta get back inside,

I don't wanna deal with all these men.

- Panthers.

New Jack city,

New Jack city, New Jack city, New Jack city, New Jack city.

- Fuck Westwood man, fuck Westwood.

New Jack city,

New Jack city, New Jack city, New Jack city, New Jack city,

New Jack city, New Jack city, New Jack city, New Jack city,

New Jack city, new Jack city, New Jack city, New jack city.

- Dispatch where's my next pick up.

Fuck, Jesus Christ man.

They're coming at me every where man.

- Look at you and look at me, I'm safe here.

I'm safe here, this is Westwood

and I'm safer than you right now.

- Fuck, we gotta drop this broad off,

she's a corporate lawyer.

You gotta get us outta here man.

New Jack city.

- Hey Mac, you forget who're dealing with.

I am the controller.

What, what, what is this?

What the fuck is this?

What's happening?

Gasoline, gasoline.

Okay alright, don't forget who's in charge here.

I make the rules.

I make the policies.

I order the government, I run the corporations.

Stay back, The Guardian in theaters now.

We're all gonna burn.

We're all gonna.

New Jack city,

New Jack city.

- Oh my God.

That's me burning over there, somebody help me, somebody.

Look at that public theater

down there, they never showed up.

New Jack city, New jack city.

New Jack city, New Jack city.

- Somebody put that fire out.

Oh my God I'm burning up.

- It's over man, it's the end of the world as we know it.

R.A.M. it is the end of the world, time is frozen.

This whole goddamn city's lit.

Look at it it's lit.

It says it right there.

Hot bloggers maniacs.

Disco haters, I like disco.

What you don't like rap music?

It's not going away,

this shits gonna be with us forever now.

No more eagles what happened to the eagles?

Take it easy, this is the times, this is the house of music.

You know what year this is Chasuhaga?

Yeah it's 1991.

You're damn right,

it's 1991 and we're not going anywhere, we're stuck.

Be year 1991 forever.

- What are you.

Is this that time freezing talk you've been telling me?

With the glass bricks?

I don't even understand,

you just a bunch of full of crap,

you're just a crazy as the fucking rioters.

- You bet.

Did you hear the new Milli Vanilli album?

- Oh my goodness, I love Milli Vanilli.

- Oh you would.

- They can put vanilla in everything.

They do.

Oh yeah.

I mean seriously, it's been non stop.

- What is up with men, why are they so creepy?

- I don't know.

Why are they so creepy.

It's like he can't control himself,

men are so brutish.

He has staring problem, you have a staring problem?

We're not feeling it, what a phyco.

- But why can't we go to this bar and not,

you know have this creep crushing his fists in our face?

It's like get a grip.

Yeah he's trying.

- You guys, Kurt Cobain is so hot.

- So hot.

That fucking bitch, she ruined my life!

She ruined my life!

- Men are such creeps.

- Yeah, you know fuck men.

- Fuck men.

- Fuck me.

Well fuck men, fuck men, fuck men, fuck men.

- But I do love that new Brian Adam

song in the new Robin Hood?

Oh do not get me started on Kevin Costner.

Kevin Costner.

So dreamy.

He can save me any day.

Wasn't there,

there was a part in the movie

where he put the arrow in his mouth, what was that?

- Oh yeah, no, no, no, he like rips off some

of those feathers and it makes it more arrow dynamic.

- Why did everything blow up at the end,

it was medieval times, why would it explode like that?

- That was the black gun powder that they had.

Really, so big like that in the medieval times?

- Well yeah I mean they had gun powder

that's how they blew things up.

They're all fucking bitches!

They don't need us.

I can't believe she did it to me.

They don't need you boy.

I can't believe it!

- This is the last drive in open.

They shut them all down.

Double angry they closed all the drive in the down.

Tobo likes silence of the lambs.

Tobo's favorite film.

Tobo like crime.

- American tale, fibo goes west, what the fuck man.

So if a black boogies once in a while God damn it.

Took five dollars on that bullshit.

Kevin Costner as Robin Hood, man fuck that shit man.

Fuck them movies man, just like Tower of records man,

fuck all that music that's going on today man, bullshit man.

Fuck Vanilla I've, fuck U2 to, not you,

I'm talking U2, Achtung Baby.

Fuck that album man.

Sell outs.

- Kill all men, kill all men, kill all men,

kill all men, kill all men, kill all men.

Hey watch it!

I'm not paying for medical bills

after I knock the shit out of her.