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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:50,611 "AV (Adult Video), a tool for men's sexutal fanasy," 2 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:53,155 "a world of men domination." 3 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:57,451 "What if one day, everything is overturned," 4 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,037 "and the roles of men and women have swapped..." 5 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,207 My name is Wyman Chan. I'm a writer, 6 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:05,501 pen name "Touchez Moi" 7 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:06,377 I write erotic fiction 8 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:09,839 for newspaper. 9 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:11,549 I'm not ashamed of it. 10 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,634 Cuz it requires certain writing skills. 11 00:02:13,843 --> 00:02:15,553 For examples, boobies, 12 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,138 I'll refer them as Pinky Peaches, 13 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:20,224 and vagina as the Waterfall Cave. 14 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,313 She is my girlfriend. She is also a writer. 15 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:27,940 A well-known 16 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:31,610 romance novelist - Ceclia Jik. 17 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:35,281 A few years ago, her lovey-dovey novel... 18 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:38,576 THINK OF YOU IN HIS ARMS has gone to 10th printing, 19 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,369 sold as much as Hong Kong Map. 20 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,413 A sentence of hers worth 21 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,206 more my whole column. 22 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:47,835 Look at her, elegant and decent 23 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:51,005 But actually she has a dark side... 24 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,342 Harder! 25 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,386 Harder! 26 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:01,390 Harder... 27 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:02,892 Left turn! 28 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,894 Wait a minute, left turn? 29 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:05,728 Is it like driving? 30 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:06,896 What a dumb-ass! 31 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,647 Every time I have to remind you! Like this! 32 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:12,109 Remember? I taught you so many times! Like this! 33 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,652 It hurts! 34 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:15,362 Am I hot? 35 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:16,447 Of course! 36 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:17,698 Look at me! 37 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,450 Look at me! 38 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,786 Why are you pushing so hard? 39 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:26,874 Go deeper! 40 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:31,295 Why are you digging so deep? 41 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,798 I am about to come, let's come together! 42 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:36,634 It's coming. 43 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,927 It's here. 44 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:39,887 I came already. 45 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:49,647 You didn't scream when you were cumming. 46 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,023 Yes, I did. 47 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,776 I cried out, "Wow, it's here, I came". 48 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,945 But your eyes didn't even flip once? 49 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,239 Yes, they did! 50 00:03:58,447 --> 00:03:59,907 You could see the whites, 51 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,116 as if I was blind 52 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:01,909 Really? 53 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:03,285 Really! 54 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:04,787 Let's have a round two, now! 55 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:05,955 Again? 56 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,039 It's like this... 57 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:10,960 Sex has traumatized me. 58 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,632 Larry, stop rushing me, 59 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:18,842 it's almost done, just the ending now... 60 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,138 What? I don't need to write anymore? 61 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:25,432 You can't just scrapped an adult section like this. 62 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,059 Do you know how many men in Hong Kong 63 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:29,353 rely on my work for their jerk breaks? 64 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:32,147 Have you ever thought of me working in the sports section? 65 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:34,483 Let me refer you... 66 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,986 Everything can be found on the internet now, 67 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,655 the adult section is a goner. I'm now in the religion section. 68 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:42,616 Yesterday featured The Gospel, today is Buddha. 69 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,326 Buddha is good! 70 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,453 Simon, we are really doomed... 71 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,039 I know, the adult section is scrapped, 72 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:50,708 I won't last very long here either... 73 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,418 Ah, the world is changing! 74 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:55,504 Who knows pervert business would die out one day... 75 00:04:55,713 --> 00:04:56,630 Look at you, 76 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,507 selling pirated porn here, that's stealing... 77 00:04:58,674 --> 00:04:59,842 But now you can't even survive as a thief! 78 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:03,178 What has become of Hong Kong? The city is dying! 79 00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:04,513 You're wrong, 80 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,181 the city is dead. 81 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:10,311 But I think that pervert business would never die. 82 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:13,522 Think about it, what is the origins of humans? 83 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:14,857 It's by being horny! 84 00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:17,234 If humans are not horny, how do we exist? 85 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,402 There must be a way! 86 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:21,613 Yes...But now everything on the internet is free, 87 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,407 who would pay? 88 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,035 Content is more important than a freebie. 89 00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:28,662 Do you understand? A great content! 90 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:30,873 We don't fucking understand. 91 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:35,377 In Hong Kong, there is "Home Ownership Scheme", 92 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:37,046 for porn DVDs, 93 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,882 there must be one that satisfy perverts' crave! 94 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:43,510 Let's ask the gang to invest a few thousands each, 95 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,179 and invest into making an AV. 96 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:46,055 We can film whatever 97 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,265 we want as we are investors, 98 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:51,352 and the gang can also go to see the on-site shooting. 99 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,687 We three can sell the movie out... 100 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,981 and split the profit. 101 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,233 But shouldn't it be quite expensive to make an AV? 102 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,401 Not exactly! 103 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,362 I have asked around. The cost of filming an AV... 104 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,489 can be a few thousands to a few hundred thousands, 105 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:04,490 it's entirely up to you. 106 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,784 That's right! We can work around the budget. 107 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:07,576 Think about it, 108 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:11,080 a Michelin food tour costs the same already, 109 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,165 and there is no guarantee you would be full! 110 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:15,084 An AV production trip will definitely attract so many people! 111 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:16,627 It's really feasible! 112 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:19,505 I have a friend who sends me AVs from Japan regularly. 113 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:20,756 Have her arrange the trip, 114 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:23,258 and we can even sell our movie to the Japanese after! 115 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:26,095 Great. She can have half the profit, we have the other half. 116 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,805 It seems that everything is coming together! 117 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,140 If it's for real, I'm interested too. 118 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:31,141 Who are you? 119 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:32,309 I'm here to buy porn. 120 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:33,602 A few thousands for the real stuff, 121 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:35,104 I think my friends will be interested too. 122 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,314 You see? Our first investor! 123 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,109 If we succeed this time, we can do it for long-term! 124 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,736 Let's do it then, I am getting so turned on already. 125 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,279 Just talking about it give me a stiff y! 126 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:46,824 That one's great! 127 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,618 That one there - "Bed your wife". Give me that one. 128 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:52,079 Fuck! Why the fuck are you buying! Go home and download! 129 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:16,937 Talk show! 130 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,481 - What talk show? - David Letterman works here! 131 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,358 - He is really famous. - This way... 132 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,818 By the way, who is the woman 133 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:24,403 that helps us to make this AV? 134 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:26,989 She is a Hong Konger, but has lived in Japan for a long time. 135 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:29,491 It's her who sends me Japanese AVs 136 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:30,993 to make pirated ones. 137 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,036 This time she has helped us a lot. 138 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:35,789 Look, the one who is squatting there is her. 139 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,964 Hatoyama! 140 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,642 It's here. 141 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:58,562 Up the stairs is a paradise amid these busy surroundings. 142 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,815 It's quite a secret place. 143 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,901 It fits what we come for. 144 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,445 I have a bad feeling about it. 145 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:09,531 This is yours, 146 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:10,908 yours, 147 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,367 yours, 148 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,702 yours, 149 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,871 yours“. 150 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,707 These are yours. 151 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,337 I will show the special rooms in a minute, 152 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,548 I can assure that you will all be so wowed! 153 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,557 Wow! 154 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,352 You see? It really 'wows' the fuck out of you! 155 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:41,897 The special thing of here is you can slide in and out, 156 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:44,233 it's a fucking great feature! 157 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:48,403 It looks just the same as a morgue! 158 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,738 Of course not! 159 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:53,450 In a morgue, you are wheeled out, here you do it yourself. 160 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:55,619 Now I know a place that's 161 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,329 worse than subdivided flats! 162 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,581 How can we live in such a small room? 163 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,208 If you see it as a locker, 164 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,335 it's actually fucking huge! 165 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:05,629 Excuse me, you are Shitdog... 166 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:06,880 Shodaiko Hatoyama. 167 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,757 Miss Shodaiko, 168 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:11,051 you are right. 169 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,679 We should always look at the bright side. 170 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,722 We don't come here to stay in a five-star hotel, right? 171 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:16,640 That's right! 172 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:19,059 Our money should be spent in the right place. 173 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,018 Yes! 174 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,604 Our energy should also be used in the right place. 175 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:25,857 Thank you very much, Miss Shodaiko! 176 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,150 You are welcome! 177 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,278 Shodai, touching balls... is your real name? 178 00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:30,988 Or your hobby? 179 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,239 My mom gave me this name. 180 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:35,701 - Your morn likes to touch balls... - Yes! 181 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,745 Fuck, would this be a set-up? 182 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:39,955 Well, what I fear the most now... 183 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:43,125 is this Shodaiko will be the leading actress in our AV. 184 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,585 Now you are really scaring me! 185 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,795 It won't be that bad, I have already told her... 186 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:50,048 we only want a famous AV actress with big tits. 187 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,135 Don't you think that you guys are actually quite pessimistic? 188 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,178 You always assume that we are being set up. 189 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,638 Then what should we do? 190 00:09:56,930 --> 00:10:00,559 Think about it, as a man, we have seen AVs for decades, 191 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,146 and have jerked off thousands of times. 192 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:04,813 But tomorrow will be the first time 193 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:08,734 to encounter a real AV girl, 194 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:11,194 and have our own AV. 195 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,156 Shouldn't we have an ablution... 196 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:17,242 to welcome this sacred moment? 197 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,661 An ablution? 198 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,525 Raining is actually not too bad! 199 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,611 It will be even heavier tomorrow... 200 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:53,904 How do you know? 201 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:57,324 AV girls usually have really big and "heavy" boobs... 202 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,701 Tomorrow is gonna be better. 203 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:24,768 Look everyone, 204 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:27,229 here is the holy place of AV... 205 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,564 and also an all-in-one studio. 206 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,609 Look over there, a clinic... 207 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,820 where "Hot and Steamy Nurse" is often filmed. 208 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,238 Here's a classroom, 209 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:37,989 where "innocent School Girl" is filmed. 210 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,324 Isn't it fucking amazing? 211 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,910 Wow! 212 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:42,744 Hey! 213 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,830 This bed is the one I've seen in many AVs! 214 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,248 Take me a photo... 215 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:47,791 I fuck you... 216 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,334 I bang you... 217 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,837 No! Stop! 218 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,048 Your eyes are really sharp, 219 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,968 many AV actors have actually creamed here. 220 00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:58,927 Where exactly? 221 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:00,554 Generally it's there! 222 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,848 Under a UV light, 223 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,433 it will glow! 224 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,767 You see! 225 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,979 Good morning, everyone! 226 00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,939 This is the director, you can ignore him. 227 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:14,025 Oh really? At least bow and pay a tribute like in a funeral. 228 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,737 I resign myself to your guidance! 229 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:20,615 Hello everybody, 230 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,784 this is Miss Yui Tatsumi. 231 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,961 Hello everyone, I'm Yui Tatsumi. 232 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,296 I am here for your guidance. 233 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,966 Yui Tatsumi. F Cup. Former Race Queen. 234 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,885 Her nickname is "the Queen of Race Queen"! 235 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,470 Feeling excited is understandable. 236 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,472 But if we don't start the shooting, 237 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,140 it won't be finished on time. 238 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,647 It's actually quite dull. 239 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,816 Yeah, it's so boring. 240 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,193 Cut! 241 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,778 Miss Shodaiko, please translate for me. 242 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:58,195 OK. 243 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,154 To be honest, 244 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,156 I think that the AV actor's performance is so-so. 245 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,700 He is so predictable. 246 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,076 Now that we have the final say, 247 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:08,205 I think he can try the hardest position right from the start. 248 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,498 - Great idea! - The hardest position? What is it? 249 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,833 Let's try... 250 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,084 The Helicopter! 251 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,045 Excuse me, 252 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:18,381 The Helicopter... 253 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:22,135 He can't do this one? Never mind. 254 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,261 Let's try a 69 then? 255 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,679 This one is not bad! 256 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,684 Whatever you say, it's not possible. 257 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,270 He can't do this either? So useless. 258 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,898 Let's try something simpler then, The Pile Driver? 259 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,526 Wait, wait a minute. What happens? 260 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,945 What is this? I can't do it if this continues. 261 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,823 - I understand. - Let's continue then . 262 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,951 They are the investors, just do whatever you feel like. 263 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,954 They said that shagging is a progressive act. 264 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,706 What? Have they lost their fucking mind? Progressive? 265 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,375 It's been like this for years. 266 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,752 Your AVs should take a leap, no? 267 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,630 I say, we should it do like this, right? 268 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,715 He says... 269 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,926 Are you looking down on me? 270 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,845 You guys know nothing about AV, shut the fuck up or leave! 271 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,639 What? We don't know AV? We are all professional audience! 272 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,558 You dumb-ass, we have watched pirated AVs for decades! 273 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,893 How many years have you been filming Avs? 274 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,103 - Shut up! - Oh, I am so scared! 275 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,646 Stop yapping, if you are so great, speak in Japanese. 276 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:15,605 Don't you have the least bit of work ethics? 277 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,859 Go film it yourselves, I quit! 278 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,278 What the fuck, how can he leave like that? 279 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:22,070 So unprofessional! 280 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,238 What can we do now? 281 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,073 Oh, the main actor is fucking gone! 282 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,324 Let's have another guy! 283 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,076 Let me make this clear, 284 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,744 lam only the middleman, 285 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,455 and I have already sold this AV's copyright, 286 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,083 if you can't deliver, you have to pay me back! 287 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,710 What? That serious? 288 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,837 You are so talented to be a traitor. 289 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,422 How do you know that she is not? 290 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:43,466 Why doesn't one of you take up the role? 291 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,803 She asked if one of you guys can take up the role. 292 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,806 Wow, it's actually in your advantage, 293 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,683 you cannot only see but fuck as well, 294 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:52,976 one stone two birds! 295 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,561 You're crazy! 296 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,230 Why don't you take part as well! Fucking crazy! 297 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,317 You go! The Helicopter is your idea! 298 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,777 Stop that, let's get someone quick. 299 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,947 Larry, I am so happy for you. 300 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,115 I've never thought... 301 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,492 taking you here can favor you in this way. 302 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,995 Let me go and buy you a Redbull and some condoms! 303 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,288 Hold on second... 304 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,206 I frankly cannot do it. 305 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,333 What the fuck! 306 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,835 A minute ago you were suggesting The Helicopter and such. 307 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,337 I really want to do it. 308 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,130 But my inner thigh has this birthmark, 309 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,131 it's so recognizable! 310 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,925 Don't be silly, everyone has a birthmark like this! 311 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:25,342 That's right! 312 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,094 But my birthmark is in a shape of Mickey Mouse, 313 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,971 I worry I would be sued by Disney if it's exposed in the film! 314 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:30,972 You are so annoying. 315 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,057 Wait a minute... 316 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,975 What about him? Can you? 317 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,435 What do you think? 318 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:36,978 I can't either... 319 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,438 Why not? 320 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,315 Mine is curved. 321 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,859 What curved? 322 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:45,612 Have you ever seen... 323 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,863 a twisted bamboo? 324 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,411 Hey, Tommy! 325 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,497 You are such a pervert, why don't you go? 326 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:58,041 I'm sorry, I have to confess... 327 00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,876 that I'm actually a tomboy. 328 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,295 That's why I didn't remove my pants for the ablution. 329 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,255 You can't be fucking serious! 330 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,216 That's why you have boobs! 331 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,510 If you guys don't settle this now, I will chop you all in pieces! 332 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:09,594 You motherfucker! 333 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,221 Hey! Stop! Don't! 334 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,515 The Japanese triad is real evil. 335 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,892 I know one of them, his little finger was chopped off... 336 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,102 just because he bought the wrong brand of cigarettes! 337 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:18,853 What the fuck can we do now? 338 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,190 Listen to me, 339 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,026 as a Chinese, 340 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,362 we have this golden opportunity to come to Japan, 341 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,031 and to use our bodies to justly "punish"... 342 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,534 a Japanese girl without holding back. 343 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,286 Stop asking what our country has done for us, 344 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:36,871 we should ask in return, 345 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,542 what have we done for our country? 346 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,544 That's right! 347 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,005 Let's prove to Japanese girls... 348 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,173 we Chinese aren't the Sick man of Asia! 349 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,801 - Diaoyu Islands are ours! - Diaoyu Islands are ours! 350 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,761 That's right! Yui Tatsumi is ours too! 351 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:56,933 Ours... 352 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,184 Great! 353 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,770 I'm really happy. 354 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,647 It seems that we have reached a consensus. 355 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,859 So, who will be the Lucky Boy tonight? 356 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,277 You! 357 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,030 Ha, you silly boys! 358 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:15,910 Hello. 359 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:17,579 Hello. 360 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:18,538 Yes. 361 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:24,377 Thank you. 362 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,587 Yes. 363 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,758 Take her clothes off, you fucking moron! 364 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,760 Yes, yes, I'm doing it now! 365 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,940 Hurry up! Are you making a stew? 366 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,442 Why don't you do it? 367 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,613 Excuse me. 368 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,958 No! Stop it, no! 369 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,335 Don't worry. 370 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,049 No! 371 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,348 No! 372 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:19,641 No! 373 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,226 Can you just let me go? 374 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,560 I will pay you anyway! 375 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:29,150 Take the top off... 376 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,444 Take his pants off... 377 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,904 Don't... 378 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,322 Don't... 379 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:36,950 Don't... 380 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,462 It's in! 381 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,019 It's in again! 382 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:08,606 What's this? 383 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:09,732 She is gushing! 384 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,404 You guys are the worst! 385 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,240 Forcing me into all this! 386 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:08,583 He is so cute and funny. 387 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,463 Before I met Ozawa-san, 388 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,760 I didn't know women can actually take the lead. 389 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:27,810 I am a bit stirred but feel so happy. 390 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,862 I feel so sorry for you, 391 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,239 as you look so miserable in the film, 392 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,366 it gives me tears when I watch it. 393 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:46,079 Do you think that it can be pixelated more? 394 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:46,955 Excuse me... 395 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,122 Yes! 396 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,959 This...mosaic effect, ok? 397 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,293 Ok, ok! No problem! 398 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,962 Thank you. 399 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,383 Hey man! 400 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,134 What's wrong with you? The mosaic effect... 401 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,845 is see-through! Can you make it more blurred? 402 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,265 Can you also not just focus on my dick? 403 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,058 Put a mosaic on my face as well! 404 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:08,309 No... 405 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,228 The whole face...Put it on the whole body! 406 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,480 Um...ok, ok! 407 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,817 You know what, blur the whole picture! 408 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,826 Don't you worry, 409 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,160 If you remove your glasses, 410 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,787 no one would recognize you. 411 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,664 Try now. 412 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,376 Who are you? 413 00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:36,587 You don't have to do this, I'm not an idiot! 414 00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,050 Before all this, I thought... 415 00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,512 it's really stressful for women to take off their clothes, 416 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:48,308 but now I realize it's worse for men. 417 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,811 Let's not talk about me. 418 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,354 What about you? Simon told me... 419 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:54,856 you are from Hong Kong, 420 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,358 shouldn't you have a Chinese name? 421 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,068 Or your family name is really Hato as in Hatoyama? 422 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,071 It's been so long. 423 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,865 I don't fucking remember. 424 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:07,869 So... 425 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,871 it's a secret. 426 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,624 Actually I stay in Japan... 427 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,086 for a fucking romantic reason. 428 00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:19,213 I have been waiting for someone. 429 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:21,716 Why don't you ask who I'm waiting for? 430 00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:22,592 I don't on purpose... 431 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,218 so that you would shut up! 432 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:46,824 I feel like I was in a dream, and now that I wake up, 433 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,078 my life with AV has come to an end. 434 00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:51,537 Who knows... 435 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,082 it's just the beginning. 436 00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:23,277 Let's put it beside Sex Pistols. 437 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,159 Ming, yes? 438 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,286 Wyman, you are freaking awesome! 439 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,956 Everyone "likes" that video on the forum. 440 00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:35,957 What video? 441 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:37,291 Stop pretending! 442 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,251 You can't be serious... 443 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:39,377 That adult video, "The Innocent Man"! 444 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:42,463 Everyone is crazy forwarding, the link can't even load now. 445 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,465 Who is that girl? 446 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,843 Yui Tatsumi? Wow, she is hot! 447 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,302 Go to Japan... 448 00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:51,305 It's on the forum of "Family Kingdom"? 449 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,933 Any many other sites as well? 450 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,603 Sis, that's not me! 451 00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,355 No! 452 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,983 Morn, that's not me, Mom! 453 00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:10,491 Yes, Cecilia? 454 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,369 Wyman Chan, turn on the TV to the News Channel, NOW! 455 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:15,204 Why? 456 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,638 Recently there's been an AV circulating on the internet, 457 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,849 the main actor in this video is rumoured to be a Hong Konger. 458 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:36,350 Since the release of the video, 459 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,352 it has already got a million hits a day... 460 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,729 around all the sites in Hong Kong, 461 00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:42,315 and the same goes in Taiwan and Southeast Asia. 462 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,858 And the most unexpected thing is, 463 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,026 this video... 464 00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:47,320 has caused a national uproar in Japan! 465 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,155 Now let's talk to Carrie, 466 00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:51,157 our correspondent in Tokyo. 467 00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:55,369 Since its release, 468 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:57,538 it has swept across the internet in Japan. 469 00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,415 Recently he has also beaten all the Japanese idols, 470 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,709 and is voted No. 1 by the readers... 471 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:05,087 of a popular Japanese female magazine... 472 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,506 as the "Man of One Night Stand". 473 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,841 Since I have watched this video, 474 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:11,719 I dream of him every night, 475 00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:15,890 my husband is already complaining! 476 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,059 I think he's really cute, 477 00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:20,394 In the past, men always conquer women fiercely in AVs, 478 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,146 but now the roles have been switched. 479 00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:26,651 I really enjoyed watching it! 480 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,946 As it swapped the roles of men and women in traditional AVs, 481 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:32,365 this releases the suppression in women... 482 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:37,578 who feel that they have been looked down in AVs. 483 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,247 Recently Japanese AV companies 484 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:40,665 have got countless calls, 485 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,917 regarding the true identity of this man. 486 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,002 There is also a headhunt campaign launched on the internet. 487 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,547 It is believed that the identity of this man will soon be exposed. 488 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,882 CSC News, from Carrie here in Tokyo reports. 489 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,307 I'm so sorry, this is really an accident! 490 00:25:58,474 --> 00:25:59,600 I won't do it again! 491 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,687 It's really not on purpose! I was forced! 492 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,239 Cecilia, please don't go! 493 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:15,575 If you go, I die right in front of you! 494 00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:37,555 Hold on! 495 00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,140 Stop there! 496 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:41,392 Do you recognize me? 497 00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:43,144 How can I not? 498 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,313 You are that Shodaiko from Japan! 499 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:48,482 Yes! Why are you so fucking silly and commit suicide? 500 00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:50,151 You're right! 501 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,361 Why do I have to fucking commit suicide? 502 00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:54,322 If I want to die, 503 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:55,740 I should kill you first! 504 00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:56,532 You bitch! 505 00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:58,492 Those fake mosaics have ruined my life! 506 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,328 I have lost everything! 507 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,413 You should have thanked those mosaics! 508 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:04,123 Now you are a big hit! 509 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:07,126 All the AV production companies are looking for you! 510 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:08,210 They said that you are one of those... 511 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,046 Impressionism AV Actors, 512 00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:12,006 all the girls are turned on by you! 513 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:13,341 Really? 514 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:16,552 Really! Has anybody told you that you look like Tony Leung? 515 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:20,765 To be honest, 516 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,392 you have no life in Hong Kong now. 517 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:26,020 Why don't you come with me and make some big bucks in Japan. 518 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,649 All the women in Japan are longing o see your body. 519 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:33,194 Why don't you earn some more before going to die? 520 00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:36,864 Is my body really that sought after? 521 00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:38,366 Really! 522 00:27:38,741 --> 00:27:40,409 I wanna see it right now! 523 00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:42,828 But... 524 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:43,788 I guarantee, 525 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:46,666 you will be the most popular AV actor in Japan. 526 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,543 Please accept my invitation, 527 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,379 and let me be your agent! 528 00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:58,260 The legendary Hong Kong man 529 00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,553 now officially... 530 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,847 enters Japan as "Mario Ozawa"! 531 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,891 Mario... 532 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:25,871 From now on, this is your home in Tokyo! 533 00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:28,040 Aren't the apartments in Tokyo tiny? 534 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,166 This one is huge! 535 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,210 It has to match with the size of your dick! 536 00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:32,962 You're right! 537 00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:38,426 You don't have to do this, 538 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:40,052 I don't masturbate! 539 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,096 These are your homework! 540 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:44,265 That means the more I watch, the better I perform? 541 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,100 - Correct! - You're right. 542 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:49,437 I was forced last time, that's why I could perform, 543 00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:51,939 but if there are too many people on the set, 544 00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:54,442 I worry there would be a problem. 545 00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:55,359 Don't worry, 546 00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:57,903 there will be so many veterans on the set. 547 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:00,448 You wouldn't be one of them? 548 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,283 No, I don't teach others! 549 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:06,287 Harder, it's "Mooto". 550 00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:07,872 Mootooo. 551 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:10,708 Let's come together, it's "Iku". 552 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:12,501 Ikuuu. 553 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:16,005 It feels great, it's "Kimochi". 554 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:17,465 Kimochiii. 555 00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:18,507 Correct. 556 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,468 But the three reactions seem the same? 557 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:22,011 No, they are completely different! 558 00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:23,637 Oh really? 559 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,806 Do you need to teach me some Japanese then? 560 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,975 In Japan, the most useful phrases are... 561 00:29:28,142 --> 00:29:29,643 Haizara, 562 00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:31,103 Chuunama 563 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,104 and "Cyu-hai". 564 00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:34,440 Haizara is ashtray, 565 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:35,816 what about "Chuunama"? 566 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:37,610 Chuunama is beer. 567 00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:39,278 Then what is "Cyu-hai"? 568 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:42,323 Cyu-hai is liquor with hot water. 569 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:44,909 Cyu-hai, sounds like a pig's vagina, it's a drink? 570 00:29:45,326 --> 00:29:46,827 Yes, it's a popular drink! 571 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,038 Before the shooting, 572 00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:52,333 I have arranged you to go and learn from a master, 573 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,418 so as to boost your sex skills! 574 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,922 "Goldfinger." 575 00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,674 Taka Kate the Goldfinger! 576 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:04,512 Kato-san, 577 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,222 please take me under you, 578 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,433 and teach me everything! 579 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,539 What just happened? 580 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,000 Look. 581 00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:37,628 The fly on the floor... 582 00:30:37,962 --> 00:30:40,047 just died of an orgasm given by my fingers. 583 00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:42,675 No kidding! 584 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:54,395 Rest in peace! 585 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,664 Master, what are you doing? 586 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:21,922 The sea in 20km west-southwest from here is gushing, 587 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,757 the shore is getting so wet. 588 00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:25,593 Really? 589 00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:43,944 Harder! 590 00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:45,154 Yes! 591 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,581 Faster! 592 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,207 Yes! 593 00:31:57,666 --> 00:32:00,294 No dinner for you if you can't dig out potatoes before sunset! 594 00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:01,754 Yes Master! 595 00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:04,882 Drink up while it's fresh! 596 00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:06,300 OK. 597 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,266 In Chinese tradition, 598 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,685 the best thing is reserved for the Master 599 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,982 It's a great tradition. 600 00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:43,504 Go! 601 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:45,673 Mario Ozawa! 602 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,425 You will succeed! 603 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,430 Go and open up the world of AV! 604 00:32:55,933 --> 00:32:57,851 Go! 605 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:15,035 These people look so dodgy, 606 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:16,328 are they AV actors too? 607 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,580 They are actually called "Juice-up Boys", 608 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,499 the ejaculation back-ups for the real AV actors. 609 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:23,836 When the main actor is not be able to or ejaculate too early, 610 00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:25,379 we have to count on them. 611 00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:28,132 During the shooting, 612 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,884 it's actually not the real actors in the close-ups, it's them. 613 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:32,094 Oh, I see. 614 00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:35,764 Like in action movies, there are doubles for the real stars. 615 00:33:38,142 --> 00:33:40,519 They are paid per ejaculation, 616 00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:42,438 so it's better to keep it hard all the time. 617 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,899 But how do they count? 618 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:47,276 Every time they did it, 619 00:33:47,443 --> 00:33:49,236 a rubber band is added on their wrist. 620 00:33:49,403 --> 00:33:50,571 Since they haven't jerked off yet, 621 00:33:50,738 --> 00:33:51,947 they don't have any now. 622 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,868 Excuse me! I'm so sorry! 623 00:33:59,455 --> 00:34:02,416 Hey bro! What is this? 624 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:04,084 I'm so sorry! 625 00:34:05,586 --> 00:34:07,629 This is called "Premature Ejaculation". 626 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,802 What kind of drink is he making? 627 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,262 Is it a men's drink for the actors? 628 00:34:15,429 --> 00:34:17,181 This is fake semen. 629 00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:19,391 It's made of banana juice, 630 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,436 condensed milk and three drops of coffee. 631 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:23,771 It looks just like the real thing. 632 00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:24,980 Do you want to have a sip? 633 00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:26,940 No thanks, but it does look real. 634 00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:28,692 If we already have "Juice-up Boys", 635 00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:30,402 why do we use these? 636 00:34:30,611 --> 00:34:33,489 Because sometimes we need to take a shot of the shooting 637 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:36,075 but the actors may not be able to...So we... 638 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,119 hold this... 639 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,121 We give them a pipe. 640 00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:43,290 Put it close to your dick, like this? 641 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:43,791 Yes. 642 00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:44,625 But then how to make it shoot? 643 00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:47,211 Look here we have a pump, 644 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,295 you pump it and it can shoot so far. 645 00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:49,755 It's real smart! 646 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:51,507 That's why when there is 647 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:54,301 a mouth or face shot in AVs, 648 00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:55,552 the girls swallow at ease, 649 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,137 that's because of the banana juice. 650 00:34:58,347 --> 00:34:59,807 Is the one there Aso Nozomi? 651 00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:01,809 Yes, you are working with her today! 652 00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:02,851 Are you kidding me? 653 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:04,353 It gives me so much pressure! 654 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:07,314 Miss Aso, 655 00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:10,776 it's Mario's first official AV shooting today, 656 00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:11,693 please give him some guidance. 657 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,070 Please look after me. 658 00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:14,530 You are welcome. 659 00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:16,740 I have seen the work of Ozawa-san before, 660 00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:19,660 I think you are really cute. 661 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,037 May I know which part of your body 662 00:35:22,204 --> 00:35:23,872 is the most sensitive? 663 00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:26,166 She asked where your G-spot is. 664 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:27,668 Everywhere! 665 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,503 The whole body! 666 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,840 Ozawa-san really has a great sense of humor. 667 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,967 I love man with a great sense of humor. 668 00:35:40,681 --> 00:35:41,807 Ear. 669 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:48,438 Nipple. 670 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:51,525 Please don't... 671 00:35:51,692 --> 00:35:52,276 Don't... 672 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,569 Sir... 673 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:55,028 Please don't, Sir... 674 00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:57,364 No... 675 00:35:57,531 --> 00:35:58,365 Sir... 676 00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:00,033 No... 677 00:36:01,869 --> 00:36:04,788 Remember, you have to give in after just a little bit of struggle, 678 00:36:05,414 --> 00:36:07,499 that shows you starting to want it. 679 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:10,377 If you struggle for too long, it would annoy the audience. 680 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:11,670 The trick is to... 681 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:14,715 say "no" three times, then give in. 682 00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:16,383 Do you understand? 683 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,719 There is also something you must bear in mind, 684 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:22,764 Impossible does not exist between two people. 685 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,725 Understood. 686 00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,518 Thank you very much! 687 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:35,652 "A Dazzling Debut - "Come for a Body Checkup, Mario"" 688 00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:51,376 I have to bang him. 689 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,932 Which grade are you in? 690 00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:06,433 Grade 7. 691 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:10,270 Grade 7 in this age? 692 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:11,939 He must be fucking stupid! 693 00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:13,482 Ozawa-kun! 694 00:37:13,649 --> 00:37:14,816 Yes! 695 00:37:24,952 --> 00:37:26,411 Ozawa-kun, 696 00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:29,790 it's time for your body check-up. 697 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,751 Good morning, doctor! 698 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:36,838 How old are you? 699 00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,632 13 700 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,552 Undress, then lie down. 701 00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:44,221 Yes. 702 00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:06,243 Madame, what are you doing? 703 00:38:09,663 --> 00:38:12,499 I am just checking the reflex of your nipple, 704 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:14,876 it's normal. 705 00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:19,673 Now I've to check your willy to see if it's to the left or the right. 706 00:38:38,442 --> 00:38:40,777 What do you see that I'm doing? 707 00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:42,654 Undressing. 708 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:48,201 Your eyes have a defect. 709 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,496 You are hallucinating... 710 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,337 Madame, what are you doing? 711 00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:01,506 I'm so scared! 712 00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:05,802 Please don't! 713 00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:09,222 Don't! 714 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,601 Don't! 715 00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:14,394 Don't! 716 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:21,818 You've grown well, 717 00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:24,029 it's longer than the tape measure. 718 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:28,408 Don't... 719 00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:30,327 Madame, no... 720 00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:32,454 Ozawa-kun, 721 00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:35,499 what you are going to see and do, 722 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,834 they are all hallucinations. 723 00:39:46,802 --> 00:39:49,179 Madame, it feels great... 724 00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:53,892 I'm coming! 725 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,478 Let's come together! 726 00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:09,157 Thank you very much, Madame! 727 00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:10,659 Cut! 728 00:40:10,826 --> 00:40:12,285 Ok! Well done! 729 00:40:15,956 --> 00:40:18,041 Thank you. 730 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:19,251 Are you happy? 731 00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:19,876 Very happy. 732 00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:21,962 Do you mind handing me a tissue, it's leaking. 733 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,047 Tissue! 734 00:40:26,967 --> 00:40:29,177 Mario... 735 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,354 Hello! 736 00:40:39,813 --> 00:40:41,022 Hello! 737 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,028 Mario? 738 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,115 No, I'm obviously Nick Cheung! 739 00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:52,492 You are really Mario! 740 00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:54,578 I love you! 741 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,329 No! 742 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:04,588 I have the say of which AV actress can work with Mario. 743 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,465 Yes, of course. 744 00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:16,892 It's for you, boss. 745 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,311 This one... 746 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:21,855 Hello? 747 00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:37,954 "Pervettes in Train - The Ultimate Push of Okita's L-cup" 748 00:43:27,981 --> 00:43:29,274 Wait a minute... 749 00:43:29,733 --> 00:43:30,900 These here... 750 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,944 which cup are they? 751 00:43:33,862 --> 00:43:34,988 L-Cup! 752 00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:36,323 L-cup? 753 00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:38,617 A, B, C, D, E, F,G 754 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:40,493 H, I,J,K,L 755 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:43,038 Wow, that's fucking huge! 756 00:43:57,344 --> 00:43:59,971 No... 757 00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:03,850 No... 758 00:44:04,476 --> 00:44:05,935 Help! 759 00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:08,355 Help! 760 00:44:15,862 --> 00:44:17,822 You have nowhere to go now, 761 00:44:18,782 --> 00:44:21,701 why don't you just give in. 762 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:26,414 Let me have you first, then you satisfy all the ladies here. 763 00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:29,167 No... 764 00:44:30,377 --> 00:44:31,961 No... 765 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:35,548 No... 766 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:48,269 Help, somebody helps me! 767 00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:50,939 I can't just die here. 768 00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:52,524 I have to think, 769 00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:54,984 I have to counterattack you with my imagination! 770 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:47,412 Ok! Cut! 771 00:45:50,373 --> 00:45:55,378 - Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you! 772 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,888 Cecilia, I thought you wouldn't pick up my call. 773 00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:06,639 Have you received all the handbags that I sent you? 774 00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:08,141 Yes. 775 00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:10,977 I thought you are still angry with me. 776 00:46:11,144 --> 00:46:13,772 To be honest, I have accepted the reality. 777 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:17,108 In today's world, money speaks louder than words, 778 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,360 you don't have to care about what other people think. 779 00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:20,695 I haven't, 780 00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:22,447 the only one that I care about is you. 781 00:46:22,614 --> 00:46:24,616 I have already told you I don't mind! 782 00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:26,201 I have to go now and blow dry my hair. 783 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:28,203 Let's talk later, bye bye! 784 00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:51,351 Your motherfucker! 785 00:46:51,518 --> 00:46:52,769 Where the hell have you been? 786 00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:54,270 You have taken all my money... 787 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:56,272 and left me with your debts! 788 00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:57,482 Yes, I'm a motherfucker, 789 00:46:58,858 --> 00:47:00,026 slap me, hit me! 790 00:47:00,193 --> 00:47:02,695 Fuck you... 791 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:07,450 Now you are so rich, 792 00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:10,870 you have created this Mario Ozawa, 793 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:14,207 why didn't you do the same for me? 794 00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:21,589 You don't love me anymore. 795 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:26,427 I can't stand that you fuck another woman. 796 00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:30,265 I love you all the same even you are not famous. 797 00:47:31,641 --> 00:47:33,476 Prove it then. 798 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:44,904 Let me dig in. 799 00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:42,503 Sorry! Excuse me! 800 00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:44,631 Thank you! 801 00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:47,133 Excuse me...Sorry... 802 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,553 This dude is really rich! 803 00:48:56,351 --> 00:48:57,685 Catch that fucking bastard, 804 00:48:57,894 --> 00:48:58,770 don't let him go! 805 00:48:58,937 --> 00:49:00,438 Which bastard? 806 00:49:00,647 --> 00:49:02,357 That's me! 807 00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:03,691 This one? 808 00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,985 Yes, he is right next to you! 809 00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:18,623 I am so fucking stupid! 810 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,500 I knew that's a set-up, 811 00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:23,127 but I let him bed me once more! 812 00:49:23,378 --> 00:49:25,588 Do you know where he hurts me the most? 813 00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:27,840 My heart! 814 00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:31,386 Back when I was first sold to Japan, 815 00:49:31,678 --> 00:49:34,639 I worked in the Red Light District as a hooker. 816 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:35,890 A hooker? You? 817 00:49:36,057 --> 00:49:39,519 Giving massages, hand jobs, blowjobs, everything! 818 00:49:39,686 --> 00:49:40,937 I was doing such a great job! 819 00:49:41,104 --> 00:49:43,314 I earned 30,000 yen every 90 minutes. 820 00:50:05,795 --> 00:50:08,339 Later Hiroya fell in love with me, 821 00:50:08,548 --> 00:50:09,799 I let him have the whole package, 822 00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:13,052 because he was not only my customer but also my lover, 823 00:50:13,261 --> 00:50:14,345 so I didn't charge him anything. 824 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,222 That motherfucker has cheated all my money 825 00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:18,057 and left me with his debts. 826 00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:20,393 Men are all the same. 827 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,021 If a man says he loves you at the first sight, 828 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:24,355 he is a fucking liar! 829 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:26,065 But I thought, 830 00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:29,360 when you say you don't like me, you actually do. 831 00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:30,945 Do you like me? 832 00:50:31,112 --> 00:50:32,697 I don't like to lie. 833 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:38,119 Love tires me out! 834 00:50:40,121 --> 00:50:43,666 Hiroya! My love... 835 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:47,420 Are you okay? 836 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:50,006 Don't pass out! 837 00:50:50,298 --> 00:50:51,424 Oh, fuck! 838 00:50:53,134 --> 00:50:54,969 Why my legs are not moving, 839 00:50:55,136 --> 00:50:56,554 but I'm moving forward? 840 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:59,390 The beer you just had is a new invention. 841 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:00,683 It gives you wings! 842 00:51:01,601 --> 00:51:04,228 Don't treat me like a fucking idiot! 843 00:51:04,604 --> 00:51:06,522 You are carrying me on your back. 844 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:08,733 Thank you! 845 00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:12,904 How can you be so stupid and heavy at the same time. 846 00:51:17,116 --> 00:51:18,785 Yes, that's right. Okay. 847 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,119 Thank you. 848 00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:21,621 Yes. 849 00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:23,331 Wow, you are so handsome! 850 00:51:23,498 --> 00:51:24,665 Really, which part? 851 00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:26,626 Your side parting, it's great! 852 00:51:26,793 --> 00:51:27,752 Really? 853 00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:28,544 May I know 854 00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:30,963 what are we shooting today with this outfit? 855 00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:33,299 - Today you are Ming the Merciless. - I see. 856 00:51:33,466 --> 00:51:35,718 - You will be captured by Sailor Moon. - Oh, I see... 857 00:51:35,885 --> 00:51:36,844 - First raped then killed... - Yes. 858 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:37,929 And then raped again. 859 00:51:38,096 --> 00:51:40,098 Raping over my dead body? That's a great idea. 860 00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:41,933 Who will be Sailor Moon? 861 00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:43,976 Noriko Waiyama. She is a newbie. 862 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,561 Would her agent be... 863 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:46,771 Kishihisa Nemoto? 864 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:49,440 Hello! 865 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:50,775 Hello... 866 00:51:50,942 --> 00:51:52,652 It's first time for Noriko, 867 00:51:52,819 --> 00:51:55,404 Ozawa-san, please look after her. 868 00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:56,989 Come here, Noriko! 869 00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:58,699 Hi, nice to meet you. 870 00:51:58,908 --> 00:52:00,326 I will be in your care. 871 00:52:00,493 --> 00:52:01,744 Her agent seems really fucking stupid. 872 00:52:01,911 --> 00:52:03,579 Just like me! 873 00:52:04,956 --> 00:52:06,958 She is so cute! 874 00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:11,712 No... 875 00:52:12,004 --> 00:52:13,714 Please don't... 876 00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:16,884 You... 877 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,302 You Big Evil... 878 00:52:20,221 --> 00:52:24,350 You've sinned and tainted your hands with innocents' blood... 879 00:52:27,937 --> 00:52:29,355 die... now. 880 00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:31,190 Oh, yes. 881 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,527 Please don't rape me, 882 00:52:34,694 --> 00:52:35,903 you can kill me, 883 00:52:36,112 --> 00:52:37,864 but please don't touch my willy! 884 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:39,991 It is my weakest point. 885 00:52:40,158 --> 00:52:41,367 But now I'm in your hands, 886 00:52:41,534 --> 00:52:44,287 just do whatever you want! 887 00:52:51,544 --> 00:52:53,963 I will humiliate you... 888 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:58,301 in every way before killing... you. 889 00:53:22,325 --> 00:53:25,453 No... 890 00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:12,583 Noriko, you can't be like that! 891 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,836 - It's okay! - Wait! Noriko! 892 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:17,296 Let me handle it! 893 00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:20,591 So sorry! I am really sorry! 894 00:54:28,641 --> 00:54:30,268 I mean no harm. 895 00:56:44,485 --> 00:56:46,612 I know how stressful it is... 896 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,280 to make AVs. 897 00:56:49,073 --> 00:56:51,242 I don't really like to do it, 898 00:56:52,284 --> 00:56:54,120 and so do you it seems. 899 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,455 You can go! 900 00:56:58,874 --> 00:57:00,960 Is my Japanese that bad? 901 00:57:01,127 --> 00:57:02,253 Do you understand? 902 00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,797 I have signed this contract with my agency, 903 00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:07,508 they wouldn't let me go. 904 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:08,801 Don't you worry, 905 00:57:08,968 --> 00:57:10,845 I have money. 906 00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:12,471 Okay! 907 00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:16,517 Goodbye... 908 00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:20,729 Goodbye... 909 00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:23,858 Go now! 910 00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:34,743 Ozawa-san, 911 00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:37,163 if it's with you, I think I can do it. 912 00:57:38,164 --> 00:57:40,374 But can you do me a favor? 913 00:57:41,834 --> 00:57:43,043 What is it? 914 00:57:43,544 --> 00:57:45,171 Before the shooting, 915 00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:47,173 can you go out with me? 916 00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:49,508 If you can make me feel loved, 917 00:57:49,675 --> 00:57:51,677 I'm sure I can perform well. 918 00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:05,858 Tuna sushi? 919 00:58:08,903 --> 00:58:09,487 Is tuna okay for you? 920 00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:11,197 Yes, I love it. 921 00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:17,703 Was the dinner alright? 922 00:58:17,870 --> 00:58:18,871 Yes. 923 00:58:19,205 --> 00:58:21,332 But let's get changed next time, 924 00:58:21,499 --> 00:58:24,043 the way we dress is so weird. 925 00:58:24,210 --> 00:58:26,670 Yes, I feel so too. 926 00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:45,082 It must be Shodaiko returning my clothes. 927 01:00:18,324 --> 01:00:19,533 Look, 928 01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:22,494 we are both decently dressed, 929 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:25,331 and so tidy. 930 01:00:26,332 --> 01:00:27,750 That means nothing has happened! 931 01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:30,044 Have I ever said that you did? 932 01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,795 Feeling guilty? 933 01:00:33,422 --> 01:00:35,215 Not exactly. 934 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:37,176 But you really... 935 01:00:37,635 --> 01:00:39,011 caught me off guard. 936 01:00:43,015 --> 01:00:44,558 Hong Kong girlfriend. 937 01:00:47,061 --> 01:00:49,146 Oh, I have to go now, 938 01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:51,357 see you tomorrow. 939 01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:56,111 You see, we were just off work, 940 01:00:56,445 --> 01:00:58,405 and then she... 941 01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:30,688 Fuck me! 942 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:33,023 I want you to fuck me like those girls you fucked in AVs. 943 01:01:33,232 --> 01:01:33,941 No, I really can't! 944 01:01:34,108 --> 01:01:36,276 I shot 4 scenes today, I am so knackered! 945 01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:37,945 You don't have a choice! 946 01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:33,459 You Big Evil, I won't forgive you! 947 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:35,294 Don't go! 948 01:02:37,337 --> 01:02:38,839 Stop! 949 01:02:39,214 --> 01:02:40,466 Wait... 950 01:02:57,483 --> 01:02:58,817 Wait... 951 01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:16,001 Even it's just for today, 952 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,797 I have to have the entire you. 953 01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:57,793 At this moment, 954 01:03:58,126 --> 01:04:00,546 I can deeply feel that how jealousy... 955 01:04:01,046 --> 01:04:02,923 can change a woman, 956 01:04:03,632 --> 01:04:05,467 and push her that far. 957 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,932 This time is the first ever AV shooting that... 958 01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:14,977 I can feel there is love. 959 01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:34,872 Hello? 960 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,249 Hi, Cecilia, where are you now? 961 01:04:37,416 --> 01:04:40,419 I am in Japan, just came back from shopping. 962 01:04:41,128 --> 01:04:42,004 Shopping? 963 01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:44,089 The fact that your boyfriend is Mario Ozawa has been exposed, 964 01:04:44,256 --> 01:04:46,466 now the Mainland publisher has problem with your image, 965 01:04:46,675 --> 01:04:47,426 stops publishing your books, 966 01:04:47,593 --> 01:04:50,012 and terminates your projects with them! 967 01:04:51,597 --> 01:04:56,018 "You Have Your Say" 968 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,770 Hello and welcome to "You have your say". 969 01:04:58,937 --> 01:05:01,023 In this episode, we have invited two guests 970 01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:03,609 to discuss a very hot topic. 971 01:05:03,775 --> 01:05:05,944 First to my left is... 972 01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:11,783 the President of Moral Moral Adjust, 973 01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:14,745 a veteran of AV, 974 01:05:14,912 --> 01:05:19,833 and also the Honorary President of HK Schizophrenia Association. 975 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,294 He is the well-known "Fat Face Dragon"... 976 01:05:22,461 --> 01:05:23,837 Mr. Fucking Mo! 977 01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:25,505 It's Mr. Frankie Mo! 978 01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:27,341 I beg your pardon. Mr. Fucking Mo. 979 01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:31,803 Another guest of honor is our best-selling romance novelist 980 01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:33,221 Miss Cecilia Jik. 981 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:36,391 What we are going to discuss today, 982 01:05:36,642 --> 01:05:39,186 it's the oddity of this Hong Kong man, 983 01:05:39,353 --> 01:05:42,064 who went to Japan to be an AV actor, 984 01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:45,859 and became popular by sexually humiliated by women. 985 01:05:46,068 --> 01:05:47,569 Mr. Mo, what do you think? 986 01:05:47,778 --> 01:05:49,196 I must deeply 987 01:05:49,363 --> 01:05:51,907 condemn this Mario Ozawa, 988 01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:54,826 he is unforgiveable and a disgrace to all Hong Kong men! 989 01:05:54,993 --> 01:05:55,786 Do you know... 990 01:05:55,953 --> 01:05:57,329 After watched his AVs, 991 01:05:57,496 --> 01:05:59,164 40% of men has become impotent, 992 01:05:59,331 --> 01:06:01,750 30% could only get it up but not put it back down; 993 01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:04,336 and 20% felt guilty... 994 01:06:04,503 --> 01:06:06,380 to have an up and down. 995 01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:07,881 What's worse are those special cases, 996 01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:10,258 men who spat milk like a baby... 997 01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:11,218 right after watching! 998 01:06:11,385 --> 01:06:13,512 - It does sound very dangerous! - Of course! 999 01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:15,889 What do you think, Miss Jik? 1000 01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:18,350 Here we have a tabloid magazine, 1001 01:06:18,517 --> 01:06:21,520 saying that you are the girlfriend of Mario Ozawa. 1002 01:06:24,106 --> 01:06:25,857 Here, I have to make a declaration: 1003 01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:29,111 There is nothing between Mario Ozawa and me now. 1004 01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,029 What he does is shameful, 1005 01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:32,197 that's why I cut ties with him. 1006 01:06:32,364 --> 01:06:34,783 I despise him! 1007 01:06:35,033 --> 01:06:39,204 We now have a viewer calling in to express his opinions. 1008 01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:42,207 Here, the line is put through, please go ahead. 1009 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:45,544 Miss To, Can you tell Miss Jik, 1010 01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:48,714 that everyone here can say what she just said... 1011 01:06:49,131 --> 01:06:50,048 Yes... 1012 01:06:51,842 --> 01:06:53,552 But you can't! 1013 01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,180 Wow! Mario Ozawa! 1014 01:06:57,389 --> 01:06:59,641 Look everyone, either from your TV or with us here! 1015 01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:03,478 It's Mario Ozawa! He's here in the studio! 1016 01:07:03,645 --> 01:07:05,647 Wow, I suddenly feel like to spit some milk! 1017 01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:11,403 I am begging you! Stop hurting me! 1018 01:07:11,653 --> 01:07:12,863 That's right, or may be just a little... 1019 01:07:13,030 --> 01:07:14,239 Who told me... 1020 01:07:15,323 --> 01:07:17,242 that money speaks louder than words, 1021 01:07:17,409 --> 01:07:18,869 and I don't need to care about... 1022 01:07:19,036 --> 01:07:20,912 what others say if I'm rich? 1023 01:07:25,751 --> 01:07:28,253 But do you know what you did has cost me a fortune? 1024 01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:30,255 I have lost the multi-billion market in the Mainland! 1025 01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:32,883 Oh I see. That's the reason why we broke up. 1026 01:07:33,425 --> 01:07:35,969 Thanks a lot, I got it... 1027 01:07:36,762 --> 01:07:38,930 I don't have a market in Mainland either, am I dying? 1028 01:07:39,139 --> 01:07:40,766 Wait! 1029 01:07:47,773 --> 01:07:49,357 Go fuck yourself! 1030 01:07:59,284 --> 01:08:00,786 Wow, it's getting really exciting! 1031 01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:03,413 Just now Miss Jik and Mr. Ozawa have both given their words. 1032 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,916 Mr. Mo, you have just witnessed this epic moment, 1033 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:07,876 which side would you take? 1034 01:08:08,085 --> 01:08:09,461 I feel a bit sad. 1035 01:08:09,795 --> 01:08:11,129 Haruki Murakami once said, 1036 01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:13,465 if he is caught in between a high wall and an egg, 1037 01:08:13,632 --> 01:08:15,300 he will definitely choose the egg. 1038 01:08:15,467 --> 01:08:17,010 As a man... 1039 01:08:17,385 --> 01:08:18,804 if I'm caught in between a pair of high heels... 1040 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,263 and a pair of balls, 1041 01:08:20,472 --> 01:08:22,349 I will definitely choose the balls. 1042 01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:23,975 Unfortunately, 1043 01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:27,229 it seems that his balls have been cracked, 1044 01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:28,772 poor thing... 1045 01:08:28,939 --> 01:08:29,981 This kick from Cecilia... 1046 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:31,691 has put me in hospital for a few days. 1047 01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:34,486 Even though the doctor said my dick is fine, 1048 01:08:35,112 --> 01:08:36,530 I have decided... 1049 01:08:36,988 --> 01:08:38,532 to quit the AV world. 1050 01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:49,960 I want to say... 1051 01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:51,837 I don't want to be Mario Ozawa anymore. 1052 01:08:52,003 --> 01:08:53,588 I think Ozawa should retire, 1053 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,382 and goes to a place that no one would know him! 1054 01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:59,636 Where can you find a place that no one knows you? 1055 01:09:00,178 --> 01:09:03,598 I have just sold your AVs to South America and Eastern Europe, 1056 01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:05,392 Unless you go to Africa. 1057 01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:07,853 Can you not be like that? 1058 01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,897 Haven't you already made so much money with my body? 1059 01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:12,858 I don't care, just give back my share 1060 01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:14,067 after your commission. 1061 01:09:14,234 --> 01:09:15,861 I have to go. 1062 01:09:19,531 --> 01:09:21,283 Have you ever thought about me? 1063 01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:22,909 We have signed so many contracts, 1064 01:09:23,410 --> 01:09:24,202 I have to pay them back! 1065 01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:26,663 Dada Chan did the same, what's the big deal? 1066 01:09:27,414 --> 01:09:29,749 No matter you give me back my share or not, 1067 01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:32,043 I really have to go. Please... 1068 01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:38,091 Goodbye. 1069 01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:22,761 Mario Ozawa! 1070 01:10:23,845 --> 01:10:25,096 These are all yours! 1071 01:10:25,347 --> 01:10:26,431 Don't ever come back, 1072 01:10:26,598 --> 01:10:27,933 and enjoy your life. 1073 01:10:30,602 --> 01:10:31,645 What about you? 1074 01:10:31,811 --> 01:10:32,771 I've thought about it, 1075 01:10:32,938 --> 01:10:34,940 I don't want you to do it unhappily. 1076 01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:36,483 Just go. 1077 01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:04,219 Good evening, Hatoyama-san. 1078 01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:07,806 You still have some unpaid debts! 1079 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,475 I don't fucking understand you. 1080 01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:16,439 If I don't see money in two days, 1081 01:11:16,815 --> 01:11:18,817 I'll make you a cripple! 1082 01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:20,402 Let's go! 1083 01:11:20,694 --> 01:11:22,070 Let's go. 1084 01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:36,167 Are you okay? 1085 01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:37,335 Yeah, I'm fine. 1086 01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,878 Do I not look okay? 1087 01:11:39,254 --> 01:11:40,630 Go now, 1088 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,507 goodbye! 1089 01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:46,761 What do you fucking want now? 1090 01:11:46,928 --> 01:11:48,138 Take you to the hospital, 1091 01:11:48,305 --> 01:11:50,348 then give the money back, okay? 1092 01:11:55,353 --> 01:11:57,272 I, Mario Ozawa, am back to business! 1093 01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:06,072 Are you dying? 1094 01:12:06,364 --> 01:12:07,157 Not yet... 1095 01:12:07,324 --> 01:12:08,700 Where is the nearest hospital? 1096 01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:10,201 Let's go to the Princess Magaret Hospital. 1097 01:12:10,368 --> 01:12:11,369 Good“. 1098 01:12:13,204 --> 01:12:18,710 Oh, no... no... 1099 01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:21,671 Wait a minute, 1100 01:12:23,048 --> 01:12:25,008 are you not feeling well? 1101 01:12:25,175 --> 01:12:26,509 Your accent is weird. 1102 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:27,886 Are you Chinese as well? 1103 01:12:29,054 --> 01:12:29,804 Yes, 1104 01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:31,264 I'm half Fujian Chinese, 1/4 Japanese, 1105 01:12:31,431 --> 01:12:32,640 and 1/4 Russian. 1106 01:12:32,807 --> 01:12:33,767 Oh, Fujian, so you are from Mainland! 1107 01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:35,018 Yes, 1108 01:12:35,477 --> 01:12:36,895 and... 1109 01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:39,522 my mouth is stiff from all this blowing, 1110 01:12:39,731 --> 01:12:41,483 why your willy is still so soft? 1111 01:12:44,361 --> 01:12:46,613 Mario is impotent now... 1112 01:12:49,157 --> 01:12:51,117 get those "Juice-up Boys" ready. 1113 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:55,121 Mario is impotent now, everyone stands by. 1114 01:12:57,582 --> 01:12:58,875 Hey, you mainland girl, 1115 01:12:59,084 --> 01:13:00,043 don't bad-mouth me! 1116 01:13:00,210 --> 01:13:02,087 I, Mario Ozawa, am the so-called... 1117 01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:03,671 Beefy Bonar. 1118 01:13:03,922 --> 01:13:05,382 Maybe the problem is yours? 1119 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:08,134 Me? What's my problem? 1120 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:11,513 Maybe your body has a problem? 1121 01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:13,807 What's wrong with my body? 1122 01:13:14,474 --> 01:13:17,143 If my body isn't great, 1123 01:13:17,477 --> 01:13:19,771 how can I set foot... 1124 01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:23,316 in the Japanese AV world as a Chinese? 1125 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:24,943 You are all wrapped up, how can I see? 1126 01:13:25,110 --> 01:13:27,862 I bet your front is as flat as your back! 1127 01:13:28,071 --> 01:13:30,532 My grandma is Russian, 1128 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:33,827 I have a European body! 1129 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:35,537 Yea, a 3 years old European? 1130 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:38,456 I can tell that... 1131 01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:42,419 you won't be convinced unless I show you what I have! 1132 01:13:42,836 --> 01:13:45,004 Let me show you! 1133 01:13:51,136 --> 01:13:52,637 Wow, such huge tits! 1134 01:13:52,804 --> 01:13:54,055 So, 1135 01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:56,391 is it my problem, 1136 01:13:56,558 --> 01:13:59,310 or yours? 1137 01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,814 Ok, that's obviously me. 1138 01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:04,691 I am so sorry! 1139 01:14:04,983 --> 01:14:06,317 Sorry! 1140 01:14:07,819 --> 01:14:10,238 Well, don't worry, 1141 01:14:11,322 --> 01:14:13,491 life is filled With... 1142 01:14:13,658 --> 01:14:16,202 ups and downs. 1143 01:14:16,536 --> 01:14:19,497 When I first started this AV career, 1144 01:14:19,706 --> 01:14:21,040 I had no orgasms, 1145 01:14:21,291 --> 01:14:25,253 but I walked through this period of dryness all the same. 1146 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,173 Don't you worry, 1147 01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,467 tomorrow is gonna be better! 1148 01:14:31,134 --> 01:14:32,594 Thank you very much! 1149 01:14:32,844 --> 01:14:33,470 Keep it UP! 1150 01:14:33,636 --> 01:14:34,637 Yes! 1151 01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:37,891 Where is the double? Come here quick! 1152 01:14:38,057 --> 01:14:39,809 This one is impotent, 1153 01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,519 it's wasting my time! 1154 01:14:43,521 --> 01:14:44,856 Are you really impotent? 1155 01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:46,566 Don't worry, 1156 01:14:46,733 --> 01:14:48,193 it's not a problem, 1157 01:14:48,485 --> 01:14:50,028 it's a fucking big trouble! 1158 01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:57,160 Today's AV Headline! 1159 01:14:57,535 --> 01:14:58,786 According to informed sources, 1160 01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:02,874 after the incident with his-ex, 1161 01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:04,709 Even Mario is physically fine, 1162 01:15:04,876 --> 01:15:06,836 he has become mentally impotent. 1163 01:15:07,086 --> 01:15:09,672 Now all his AVs close-ups has to be done by doubles. 1164 01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:11,633 If the rumors is true, 1165 01:15:11,883 --> 01:15:13,343 it is really worrying. 1166 01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:15,929 But bad luck can always turn worse. 1167 01:15:16,262 --> 01:15:17,430 Recently there is an aspiring AV actor, 1168 01:15:17,597 --> 01:15:19,224 who is regarded as Mario's ultimate enemy. 1169 01:15:19,474 --> 01:15:25,730 He is Naoki Nagasaki, the soul healing beau. 1170 01:15:26,356 --> 01:15:31,402 Now let's see his interview... 1171 01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:37,784 Hello everyone, 1172 01:15:37,951 --> 01:15:39,452 I'm Naoki Nagasaki. 1173 01:15:39,619 --> 01:15:41,579 Making female audience happy... 1174 01:15:41,746 --> 01:15:44,082 is my greatest happiness. 1175 01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:50,380 There is a saying about you stealing the style of Mario Ozawa, 1176 01:15:50,672 --> 01:15:52,465 What do you think? 1177 01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:54,008 Mario Ozawa, 1178 01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:55,510 well... 1179 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,595 since we are both from Hong Kong, 1180 01:15:58,471 --> 01:16:00,265 I now challenge you. 1181 01:16:00,932 --> 01:16:04,519 We compete on the sales of our next AV. 1182 01:16:05,478 --> 01:16:06,813 The one that loses... 1183 01:16:07,105 --> 01:16:08,606 has to acknowledge... 1184 01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:10,525 the other is "the King of AV"! 1185 01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:12,860 Do you accept my challenge? 1186 01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:18,241 Naoki Nagasaki is so handsome! 1187 01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:20,118 Amazing! 1188 01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:21,953 Naoki Nagasaki is really amazing! 1189 01:16:22,161 --> 01:16:24,122 His new AV "Rape the Undead"... 1190 01:16:24,289 --> 01:16:26,666 has already beaten Mario's. 1191 01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:27,959 Now let's look into the footage of 1192 01:16:28,126 --> 01:16:29,460 this splendid AV. 1193 01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:36,759 "Naoki Nagasaki's touching AV debut - Rape the Undead" 1194 01:16:40,722 --> 01:16:41,931 Haruko! 1195 01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:45,685 Well... 1196 01:16:46,436 --> 01:16:48,104 We said that... 1197 01:16:48,563 --> 01:16:50,315 we would be together forever, 1198 01:16:51,149 --> 01:16:52,442 how can you be so cruel... 1199 01:16:52,609 --> 01:16:54,611 and just go like this? 1200 01:16:55,403 --> 01:16:56,738 Without you, 1201 01:16:58,072 --> 01:16:59,240 Well... 1202 01:16:59,907 --> 01:17:02,160 I don't believe in love, 1203 01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:05,872 and I can't love anymore. 1204 01:17:07,749 --> 01:17:09,751 Kimochiii! 1205 01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:22,889 Yes... 1206 01:17:23,222 --> 01:17:24,724 thank you for coming. 1207 01:17:28,895 --> 01:17:30,480 Haruko's death is an accident, 1208 01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:32,523 please don't blame yourself. 1209 01:17:34,025 --> 01:17:35,234 Well... 1210 01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:37,654 if I didn't smoke... 1211 01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:38,988 while taking her to pee, 1212 01:17:39,197 --> 01:17:40,531 and loosened the leash, 1213 01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:44,702 she wouldn't be crashed by a lorry... 1214 01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:47,246 with wheels this fucking big! 1215 01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:49,916 I love men that are sentimental. 1216 01:17:50,625 --> 01:17:52,669 Just his tears have melted me down. 1217 01:18:04,639 --> 01:18:06,057 Naoki, 1218 01:18:06,474 --> 01:18:08,101 - you can cry on my shoulder. - Please don't... 1219 01:18:08,643 --> 01:18:10,687 No... 1220 01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:12,897 No... 1221 01:18:13,523 --> 01:18:14,982 No... 1222 01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:21,698 No... 1223 01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:28,705 No... 1224 01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:30,873 Stop there! 1225 01:18:34,669 --> 01:18:36,129 If you get out from this door, 1226 01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:38,256 then Haruko will disappear forever! 1227 01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,093 If you want to get her back, 1228 01:18:42,301 --> 01:18:43,928 undress now! 1229 01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:46,055 Take your clothes off, quick! 1230 01:18:50,101 --> 01:18:51,644 Hurry up! 1231 01:18:52,145 --> 01:18:54,105 Undress from head to toe! 1232 01:18:54,272 --> 01:18:55,690 Take off your pants! 1233 01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:57,275 Take off your underpants! 1234 01:18:57,442 --> 01:18:58,192 Take off your socks! 1235 01:18:58,359 --> 01:18:59,777 Why do you look like this? 1236 01:18:59,944 --> 01:19:01,904 Show me your nipples! 1237 01:19:02,113 --> 01:19:03,239 Kneel down! 1238 01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:05,783 Smile! 1239 01:19:06,951 --> 01:19:08,119 Dance! 1240 01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:26,345 I'd rather be run over by this fucking big wheel, 1241 01:19:27,388 --> 01:19:30,975 and you are the one being molested by these three! Haruko! 1242 01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:39,025 "My life, is like those petals blown by this gale," 1243 01:19:39,192 --> 01:19:40,067 "frail, and falling." 1244 01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:40,735 "Naoki Nagasaki" 1245 01:19:40,902 --> 01:19:42,987 Ok! I will take the challenge! 1246 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:44,989 No fucking way. 1247 01:19:45,156 --> 01:19:46,657 You dick is fucking limp! 1248 01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:48,284 I have to do it no matter what. 1249 01:19:48,993 --> 01:19:49,827 I have to do something... 1250 01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:51,788 fucking unforgettable! 1251 01:19:52,038 --> 01:19:53,706 Why don't you go fuck the security guard outside? 1252 01:19:57,168 --> 01:19:58,795 I think of someone suddenly. 1253 01:19:59,045 --> 01:20:00,171 With this person, 1254 01:20:00,338 --> 01:20:01,088 everything will be fine! 1255 01:20:01,255 --> 01:20:02,048 Great! 1256 01:20:02,215 --> 01:20:04,008 I will find this person for you! 1257 01:20:05,051 --> 01:20:06,677 It wouldn't be the security guard, would it? 1258 01:20:07,512 --> 01:20:10,223 This woman was the AV goddess in my adolescence. 1259 01:20:10,389 --> 01:20:12,850 When I was young, I have jerked off for her... 1260 01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:14,310 thousands of times. 1261 01:20:14,519 --> 01:20:17,146 She enlightened me in sex... 1262 01:20:17,355 --> 01:20:20,817 and was the pin-up of so many other boys in Hong Kong... 1263 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:22,568 Ladies and gentlemen... 1264 01:20:22,735 --> 01:20:24,070 Maiko Yuki! 1265 01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:39,210 The condition of Ozawa-san, I have got it. 1266 01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:41,921 How long do you need then? 1267 01:20:43,214 --> 01:20:45,716 Long enough to make a tea. 1268 01:20:50,555 --> 01:20:53,057 Men's sexual excitement... 1269 01:20:53,224 --> 01:20:54,892 actually comes from their brain, 1270 01:20:55,476 --> 01:20:58,062 rather than their bottom half. 1271 01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:00,273 If there is a problem, 1272 01:21:00,481 --> 01:21:02,400 the best way to solve... 1273 01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:04,193 is to look into his memories. 1274 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:07,113 To find out what actually made him hard in his adolescence, 1275 01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:08,990 in order to provoke an erection again. 1276 01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:07,924 I feel so bad! 1277 01:22:11,469 --> 01:22:12,803 Are you alright? 1278 01:22:13,471 --> 01:22:14,472 Ozawa-san, 1279 01:22:14,639 --> 01:22:17,892 you have to hang in there, the doctor is coming! 1280 01:22:18,684 --> 01:22:20,102 I feel really bad! 1281 01:22:30,488 --> 01:22:31,489 Why? 1282 01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:33,991 Your heartbeat is very strange. 1283 01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:02,770 I'm dying! 1284 01:23:02,937 --> 01:23:04,438 Are you okay? 1285 01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,857 What's going on? 1286 01:23:07,024 --> 01:23:08,067 Why? 1287 01:23:08,234 --> 01:23:09,443 What? 1288 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,362 Are you okay? 1289 01:23:12,113 --> 01:23:14,448 My chest is in pain! 1290 01:23:15,199 --> 01:23:16,993 Can you rub some oil on it? 1291 01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,035 Please rub some oil, 1292 01:23:18,202 --> 01:23:20,371 especially on my nipples! 1293 01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:24,375 I'm sorry, even oil won't help in your case. 1294 01:23:27,461 --> 01:23:28,587 These? 1295 01:23:29,046 --> 01:23:30,548 You have to hang in there! 1296 01:23:30,965 --> 01:23:32,717 Hang in there! 1297 01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:35,261 Hang in there! 1298 01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:37,304 Hang in there! 1299 01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:43,853 I have brought his cock back into life, 1300 01:23:44,437 --> 01:23:46,939 but in order to have it bigger, stronger and harder, 1301 01:23:47,857 --> 01:23:50,526 you have to seek a more experienced master. 1302 01:23:58,367 --> 01:23:59,869 Hello? Where are you now? 1303 01:24:00,286 --> 01:24:02,580 Why do you have me to come to this warehouse? 1304 01:24:02,747 --> 01:24:05,082 I think that you should get back up from where you fell. 1305 01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,710 Your ex is from Hong Kong, 1306 01:24:08,044 --> 01:24:10,004 that's why I've specially sent you... 1307 01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:12,089 this Hong Kong No.1 hooker to help you. 1308 01:24:37,615 --> 01:24:40,367 Even the Golden Chicken offers a takeaway to Japan? 1309 01:24:40,743 --> 01:24:43,788 Hi, boss, I'm Kam. 1310 01:24:43,954 --> 01:24:46,040 I have always wanted to open the international market, 1311 01:24:46,207 --> 01:24:48,000 and you have made my dream comes true today! 1312 01:24:48,167 --> 01:24:50,753 Thank you very much! Nice to meet you! 1313 01:24:51,003 --> 01:24:52,797 Miss Hatoyama has already told me everything about you. 1314 01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:54,632 Don't worry, I never miss. 1315 01:24:54,799 --> 01:24:58,302 Hong Kong customers always enjoy my company. 1316 01:24:58,803 --> 01:25:00,596 I can assure that you can... 1317 01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:04,809 shoot through the ozone layer. 1318 01:25:05,684 --> 01:25:08,062 I am so happy to be here, it's my first business trip! 1319 01:25:08,229 --> 01:25:10,022 I am really happy! 1320 01:25:12,483 --> 01:25:14,276 Thank you very much! 1321 01:25:14,652 --> 01:25:15,653 Let's start then, boss? 1322 01:25:15,820 --> 01:25:16,403 Great... 1323 01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:17,363 Do you want a girlfriend's touch? 1324 01:25:17,530 --> 01:25:18,322 Please don't! 1325 01:25:18,489 --> 01:25:20,658 My condition is caused by my ex, I hate her. 1326 01:25:20,825 --> 01:25:21,826 Okay. 1327 01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:28,958 Just by looking I know he had a very miserable past. 1328 01:25:29,125 --> 01:25:29,667 Very miserable! 1329 01:25:29,834 --> 01:25:31,418 Let me have a talk with him! 1330 01:25:44,181 --> 01:25:45,891 I'm afraid I have to use some ice and fire! 1331 01:25:46,142 --> 01:25:49,854 Wow, do you really have to use such lethal weapons on me? 1332 01:25:50,104 --> 01:25:51,689 Difficult times call for harsh measures, 1333 01:25:51,856 --> 01:25:52,857 I learnt this from Andy Lau. 1334 01:25:53,023 --> 01:25:55,776 Fuck you, Andy Lau, it's all your fault. 1335 01:26:17,631 --> 01:26:18,632 It's getting so hot. 1336 01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:21,051 Why are you still hard and haven't shot yet? 1337 01:26:21,552 --> 01:26:22,136 I have no choice... 1338 01:26:22,303 --> 01:26:25,014 but to go for turbocharging and top-spinning! 1339 01:26:58,881 --> 01:27:01,467 The Golden Chicken is famous for a reason! 1340 01:27:01,634 --> 01:27:04,428 Now you have shot through to the Galaxy. 1341 01:27:04,929 --> 01:27:06,597 With the power you have now, 1342 01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:08,599 you can take whatever challenges that come your way. 1343 01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:11,018 Remember, 1344 01:27:11,185 --> 01:27:12,645 you are a Hong Konger, 1345 01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:15,606 and the core value of we Hong Kongers is... 1346 01:27:16,232 --> 01:27:19,276 no matter how hard is the circumstance, we have to be... 1347 01:27:20,319 --> 01:27:21,445 HARDER! 1348 01:27:27,117 --> 01:27:29,536 King of AV Battle The live show of the " King of AV Battle" between... 1349 01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:32,706 Mario Ozawa and Naoki Nagasaki, 1350 01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:36,335 the two most popular AV actors, 1351 01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:38,045 has now began! 1352 01:27:43,342 --> 01:27:44,426 Mario Ozawa, 1353 01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:46,637 today I will defeat you in front of everyone. 1354 01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:48,472 If you lose, 1355 01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:49,765 you will have to kneel down... 1356 01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:51,267 in front of all the audience, 1357 01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:53,936 and acknowledge my position as the true King of AV. 1358 01:27:54,812 --> 01:27:57,106 Listen, you fucking Louis Koo of Jiangmen, 1359 01:27:57,314 --> 01:28:00,317 I haven't even sued you for stealing my signature style. 1360 01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:01,068 You will see, 1361 01:28:01,235 --> 01:28:03,529 today I have to show everyone in Japan, 1362 01:28:03,696 --> 01:28:06,532 who is the cutest. 1363 01:28:07,241 --> 01:28:08,826 Today's victory is decided by... 1364 01:28:09,576 --> 01:28:11,203 the two AV actors' new releases, 1365 01:28:11,370 --> 01:28:13,622 which hit the stores today. 1366 01:28:13,831 --> 01:28:17,167 For the sake of the professional legitimacy, 1367 01:28:17,334 --> 01:28:19,503 we have invited their master, 1368 01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:22,464 the Super AV actor... 1369 01:28:22,631 --> 01:28:26,885 Mr. Taka Kato to be our judge! 1370 01:28:28,220 --> 01:28:29,847 "Goldfinger." 1371 01:28:30,472 --> 01:28:31,598 “T aka Kate“ 1372 01:28:31,765 --> 01:28:33,600 Master Taka Kate, 1373 01:28:34,184 --> 01:28:38,355 what do you think about this battle? 1374 01:28:38,605 --> 01:28:41,692 They are both my beloved pupils. 1375 01:28:42,526 --> 01:28:45,237 One is like my left fingers, 1376 01:28:45,446 --> 01:28:47,698 the other is the right. 1377 01:28:48,574 --> 01:28:52,619 It's like my left and right fingers are fighting to each other. 1378 01:28:53,454 --> 01:28:57,249 The two contestants have things to say again. 1379 01:28:57,541 --> 01:28:58,667 Oh, you think you are unbeatable? 1380 01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:00,377 Great, let's raise the bet, 1381 01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:03,047 whoever loses today has to suck... 1382 01:29:03,213 --> 01:29:04,840 our master Kate-sank... 1383 01:29:05,007 --> 01:29:05,883 Goldfingers! 1384 01:29:06,050 --> 01:29:06,675 Ha! 1385 01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:07,885 You Nick Cheung lookalike, 1386 01:29:08,052 --> 01:29:08,969 it's just sucking, no big deal! 1387 01:29:09,136 --> 01:29:11,138 You're wrong. 1388 01:29:11,305 --> 01:29:14,183 Even a 30 years old fish chopping board... 1389 01:29:14,350 --> 01:29:16,727 would have some smell, and now we are talking about... 1390 01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:19,396 Kate-sank; fingers! 1391 01:29:20,939 --> 01:29:22,649 His fingers are so yours! 1392 01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:27,363 I already have the two AVs with me. 1393 01:29:28,030 --> 01:29:29,156 Great, let's see! 1394 01:29:37,498 --> 01:29:41,043 "The Horny Spirits" 1395 01:30:20,207 --> 01:30:21,458 This one is so ugly! 1396 01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:38,892 This one is actually cute! 1397 01:30:41,979 --> 01:30:44,398 Mister, we would like to... 1398 01:30:44,690 --> 01:30:47,734 suck the essence out of your dick, 1399 01:30:47,901 --> 01:30:51,363 so as to wet our souls, 1400 01:30:51,572 --> 01:30:53,824 and get on to another world. 1401 01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:56,160 Hey, your nipple slips! 1402 01:30:56,326 --> 01:30:57,578 It's okay! 1403 01:31:20,225 --> 01:31:21,226 Power, 1404 01:31:21,894 --> 01:31:23,187 Energy, 1405 01:31:23,729 --> 01:31:24,855 Harmony, 1406 01:31:25,522 --> 01:31:26,565 Heahng, 1407 01:31:26,857 --> 01:31:27,399 Intuition, 1408 01:31:27,566 --> 01:31:28,317 Awareness, 1409 01:31:28,484 --> 01:31:29,193 Dimension, 1410 01:31:29,359 --> 01:31:30,569 Creation, 1411 01:31:32,696 --> 01:31:33,739 Absolute! 1412 01:31:41,038 --> 01:31:43,123 See you in the next life! 1413 01:31:52,299 --> 01:31:55,010 He is so amazing, it's really surprising! 1414 01:31:56,261 --> 01:32:00,557 Naoki has put Ying and Yang together, 1415 01:32:01,141 --> 01:32:04,186 his touch with the underworld... 1416 01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:07,856 has pushed AV up to a philosophical level! 1417 01:32:09,525 --> 01:32:10,817 Thank you! 1418 01:32:11,902 --> 01:32:13,195 Thank you! 1419 01:32:15,405 --> 01:32:17,407 Our Naoki is a sure win. 1420 01:32:17,783 --> 01:32:19,409 Why don't you just give up now? 1421 01:32:21,787 --> 01:32:25,249 I am really worried now, but... 1422 01:32:26,124 --> 01:32:27,376 fuck you anyway! 1423 01:32:28,418 --> 01:32:31,964 With the comment of Master Kato, 1424 01:32:32,172 --> 01:32:33,590 the sales of Naoki's 1425 01:32:33,799 --> 01:32:35,551 The Horny Spirits is shooting up high. 1426 01:32:41,348 --> 01:32:42,516 I can already picture your face when... 1427 01:32:42,683 --> 01:32:45,852 you are sucking the Goldfingers of Kato-san, 1428 01:32:46,144 --> 01:32:48,188 and that's really cute! 1429 01:32:48,647 --> 01:32:49,606 Fuck! 1430 01:32:53,443 --> 01:32:56,655 So what kind of topic has Mario chosen, 1431 01:32:56,822 --> 01:33:00,117 and can he really beat Naoki? 1432 01:33:00,284 --> 01:33:01,535 Master Kate, 1433 01:33:01,743 --> 01:33:04,329 let's watch it now! 1434 01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:05,914 Let's go! 1435 01:33:09,626 --> 01:33:11,628 "Superman Ozawa - Saving the Earth" 1436 01:33:12,129 --> 01:33:15,924 The Earth is like an innocent girl in the Universe, 1437 01:33:16,133 --> 01:33:18,594 it has always been molested by aliens and monsters. 1438 01:33:18,802 --> 01:33:20,762 Usually, it happens only once a week, 1439 01:33:20,929 --> 01:33:23,640 as the series of Superman is only broadcasted once a week. 1440 01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:25,475 This time is the worst, 1441 01:33:25,642 --> 01:33:27,311 as there are so many monsters. 1442 01:33:27,477 --> 01:33:28,520 Too many of them. 1443 01:34:12,689 --> 01:34:13,815 Yamete! 1444 01:34:13,982 --> 01:34:15,192 Yamete! 1445 01:34:21,948 --> 01:34:23,200 At this moment, 1446 01:34:23,408 --> 01:34:24,201 these useless Earth Defenders, 1447 01:34:24,368 --> 01:34:27,663 who've never defeated any monsters, appear! 1448 01:34:27,829 --> 01:34:30,082 Well, the monsters have lost their minds! 1449 01:34:37,130 --> 01:34:38,465 See? 1450 01:34:38,674 --> 01:34:41,718 These scumbags only irritate the monsters every time, 1451 01:34:41,885 --> 01:34:43,637 it's even a waste time to scold them! 1452 01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:45,555 I've just been told... 1453 01:34:45,722 --> 01:34:47,808 all our troops've been defeated by the monsters! 1454 01:34:47,974 --> 01:34:49,518 Oh no, we can't hold this any longer... 1455 01:34:49,685 --> 01:34:52,312 Superman Ozawa, the world's peace is in your hands! 1456 01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:53,438 Which episode isn't like that? 1457 01:34:53,605 --> 01:34:54,690 Why do you repeat every time? 1458 01:34:57,901 --> 01:34:58,735 You fucking monsters, 1459 01:34:58,902 --> 01:34:59,903 why are you here on earth? 1460 01:35:01,571 --> 01:35:02,823 What a stupid question! 1461 01:35:03,073 --> 01:35:04,032 To destroy the earth, 1462 01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:05,909 and most importantly...shopping! 1463 01:35:07,411 --> 01:35:08,787 What a bastard! Let me kill you first. 1464 01:35:13,709 --> 01:35:15,335 Invading the earth just for shopping? 1465 01:35:15,794 --> 01:35:16,503 You big evil! 1466 01:35:16,670 --> 01:35:18,088 Let me tear off your ears! 1467 01:35:20,966 --> 01:35:22,134 Oh why are you here? 1468 01:35:22,384 --> 01:35:24,052 I make an appearance to support you! 1469 01:35:25,679 --> 01:35:27,431 Why do you wear a wig? 1470 01:35:28,265 --> 01:35:29,349 I've actually been wearing it all this time. 1471 01:35:29,516 --> 01:35:30,809 What the fuck! You lie to me? 1472 01:35:31,101 --> 01:35:31,977 Get lost! 1473 01:35:32,144 --> 01:35:33,186 Superman Ozawa takes a move, 1474 01:35:33,353 --> 01:35:35,981 and throws Monster Hatoyama so far... 1475 01:35:37,065 --> 01:35:40,193 You are not human either, why you don't let us destroy? 1476 01:35:48,702 --> 01:35:49,953 The monsters start to pounce on and... 1477 01:35:50,120 --> 01:35:51,121 gang bully Superman Ozawa 1478 01:35:51,288 --> 01:35:52,414 and attack Superman Ozawa. 1479 01:35:52,581 --> 01:35:54,082 Oh no, 1480 01:35:54,249 --> 01:35:56,293 they are actually molesting him. 1481 01:35:56,460 --> 01:35:57,794 These monsters are real perverts, 1482 01:35:57,961 --> 01:35:59,796 surfing their hands on Superman Ozawa. 1483 01:35:59,963 --> 01:36:04,259 Look, they are touching his nipples! 1484 01:36:04,426 --> 01:36:06,303 Wow, now's his balls! 1485 01:36:07,387 --> 01:36:08,805 Fuck you all, my mask! 1486 01:36:08,972 --> 01:36:09,848 Take my beam... 1487 01:36:10,015 --> 01:36:13,977 Beam! Beam! Beam! 1488 01:36:15,020 --> 01:36:16,354 Superman Ozawa, let me ask you, 1489 01:36:16,605 --> 01:36:19,357 what's so great about the Earth that you want to protect? 1490 01:36:19,524 --> 01:36:20,317 I don't know! 1491 01:36:20,484 --> 01:36:22,235 I'm a Superman, protecting the Earth is my job! 1492 01:36:22,694 --> 01:36:25,155 Don't chitchat anymore, kill him now! 1493 01:36:25,322 --> 01:36:26,156 Oh fuck! 1494 01:36:26,323 --> 01:36:28,825 Superman Ozawa, you have fucked up our Earth! 1495 01:36:28,992 --> 01:36:29,993 Ah! You fucking bastard! I'm fed up with you! 1496 01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:32,746 All you do is talk, why don't you come down and fight? 1497 01:36:33,121 --> 01:36:35,415 You motherfucker! Just staying up high! 1498 01:36:35,665 --> 01:36:36,958 Fuck you! 1499 01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,335 Why are you saying? 1500 01:36:38,502 --> 01:36:39,920 Wait a minute, actually "fuck" will do! 1501 01:38:35,452 --> 01:38:38,038 The real key to conquer women... 1502 01:38:38,204 --> 01:38:40,165 is actually romance and care, 1503 01:38:40,457 --> 01:38:42,375 and the real G-spot... 1504 01:38:42,542 --> 01:38:43,752 is a woman's heart, 1505 01:38:43,919 --> 01:38:45,670 not down there. 1506 01:38:45,921 --> 01:38:48,798 Superman Ozawa, you've got my total respect! 1507 01:39:43,103 --> 01:39:46,606 Mario's AV has not only got out of the Earth, 1508 01:39:46,815 --> 01:39:48,692 it has reached the end of the Universe, 1509 01:39:49,275 --> 01:39:52,862 he also expressed the human's will of living in harmony... 1510 01:39:53,697 --> 01:39:57,242 or even reproduce with aliens. 1511 01:39:57,742 --> 01:40:02,122 This is one level higher than Naoki's. 1512 01:40:02,747 --> 01:40:05,542 Monsters will no longer pose threat to human, 1513 01:40:05,709 --> 01:40:08,712 the more they come, the more we fuck. 1514 01:40:09,796 --> 01:40:11,673 Mario's AV... 1515 01:40:12,382 --> 01:40:15,885 has driven out our fear for monsters in all these years. 1516 01:40:16,553 --> 01:40:20,140 Here comes the official sales record. 1517 01:40:20,306 --> 01:40:23,059 Mario Ozawa's AV is ranked No.1 in sales. 1518 01:40:24,728 --> 01:40:26,730 It's a crushing defeat for Naoki Nagasaki! 1519 01:40:36,740 --> 01:40:38,199 It's impossible! 1520 01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:41,578 It's impossible! 1521 01:40:42,203 --> 01:40:43,747 I officially declare that, 1522 01:40:44,581 --> 01:40:49,002 in this King of AV Battle, the winner is... 1523 01:40:49,544 --> 01:40:52,005 Mario Ozawa! 1524 01:41:01,097 --> 01:41:04,434 Enough crying. Come down quick and kneel down before me! 1525 01:41:23,787 --> 01:41:26,206 Kneel down please! 1526 01:41:34,547 --> 01:41:36,966 Get down now! 1527 01:41:48,353 --> 01:41:51,189 Suck it! 1528 01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:25,890 Aren't you serious? 1529 01:42:26,141 --> 01:42:27,642 That's it? 1530 01:42:29,310 --> 01:42:30,520 What? 1531 01:42:30,687 --> 01:42:31,896 It's just for a TV programme, 1532 01:42:32,063 --> 01:42:33,189 why are you so serious? 1533 01:42:33,356 --> 01:42:34,732 Such an idiot! 1534 01:42:35,316 --> 01:42:36,776 Wow, you fucking liar! 1535 01:42:40,697 --> 01:42:43,867 The humiliation I've suffered today, 1536 01:42:45,410 --> 01:42:47,537 you will have to pay me back in a 100 times in the future! 1537 01:42:52,542 --> 01:42:53,626 Of course! 1538 01:42:53,793 --> 01:42:54,252 Ah! We won! 1539 01:42:54,419 --> 01:42:55,920 We won! 1540 01:42:56,880 --> 01:42:57,922 Are you happy now? 1541 01:42:58,631 --> 01:42:59,716 By the way... 1542 01:43:00,049 --> 01:43:02,051 have you ever watched my AVs and touched yourself? 1543 01:43:02,844 --> 01:43:05,054 No, of course not! 1544 01:43:05,555 --> 01:43:06,890 Why you seem so nervous? 1545 01:43:07,348 --> 01:43:09,142 Hell no, I don't! 1546 01:43:10,059 --> 01:43:11,561 Are you a woman? 1547 01:43:20,904 --> 01:43:21,905 Hello! 1548 01:43:22,113 --> 01:43:25,575 Mario Ozawa! 1549 01:43:27,744 --> 01:43:29,370 Here, one each, 1550 01:43:29,537 --> 01:43:30,330 they have all been signed! 1551 01:43:30,496 --> 01:43:31,331 Thank you! 1552 01:43:31,497 --> 01:43:32,540 From now on, 1553 01:43:32,707 --> 01:43:34,709 we only sell originals here! 1554 01:43:36,753 --> 01:43:38,963 I was going to shut this shop down this month, 1555 01:43:39,172 --> 01:43:41,007 thanks to this idiot, he is taking over. 1556 01:43:41,341 --> 01:43:42,759 That's called being persistent. 1557 01:43:43,176 --> 01:43:44,385 Someone said to me once, 1558 01:43:44,552 --> 01:43:45,929 we Hong Kongers, 1559 01:43:46,095 --> 01:43:47,764 no matter how hard is the circumstance, 1560 01:43:47,931 --> 01:43:49,307 we have to be HARDER! 1561 01:43:49,474 --> 01:43:50,934 HARDER! 1562 01:43:51,100 --> 01:43:52,435 If we keep being tough and hard, 1563 01:43:52,936 --> 01:43:54,938 no one can beat us! 1564 01:44:00,276 --> 01:44:04,572 My love... My love... My love... 1565 01:44:07,283 --> 01:44:08,451 My... 1566 01:44:08,618 --> 01:44:11,246 Now you are an "impressionism AV Actor"! 1567 01:44:12,247 --> 01:44:13,456 Too much hand movements... 1568 01:44:13,790 --> 01:44:14,749 What are your hands doing? 1569 01:44:14,916 --> 01:44:16,793 Just can't stand it... Can't stand it... 1570 01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:19,671 Chotto Ma Te Yo Love... 1571 01:44:31,182 --> 01:44:32,517 Had he shot, 1572 01:44:32,725 --> 01:44:34,978 a rubber band would be added on his wrist. 1573 01:44:35,270 --> 01:44:37,772 Since he hasn't shot yet, he doesn't have any now. 1574 01:44:42,568 --> 01:44:46,406 Hello, I'm a fortune teller from China, 1575 01:44:46,572 --> 01:44:48,574 nicknamed "Get-It-All-Wrong" fortune teller. 1576 01:44:48,741 --> 01:44:51,494 My real name is Chan Ho-Sun, you can call me Peter. 1577 01:44:52,036 --> 01:44:53,204 Mr. Peter 1578 01:44:53,454 --> 01:44:54,664 ain't I handsome? 1579 01:44:54,872 --> 01:44:58,167 Mr. Ozawa, please punish me physically! 1580 01:45:00,670 --> 01:45:01,546 Wow! 1581 01:45:02,714 --> 01:45:04,215 What is this? 1582 01:45:04,882 --> 01:45:05,842 What is happening? 1583 01:45:06,009 --> 01:45:07,176 Your daughter is so fucked up! 1584 01:45:07,343 --> 01:45:09,512 Grabbing my hand to squeeze her boob, she's crossed the line! 1585 01:45:11,389 --> 01:45:13,933 She's crossed the line? What about me? 1586 01:45:14,100 --> 01:45:16,352 Wow! What do you want? Wow! 1587 01:45:25,737 --> 01:45:27,488 Thank you! 1588 01:45:36,205 --> 01:45:38,833 Thank you everyone! 1589 01:45:41,711 --> 01:45:43,296 Thank you. 1590 01:45:43,504 --> 01:45:46,591 Wow, so thick! 107709

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