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We have with us today, a man
who scarcely needs an introduction.
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Pootie Tang,
good to have you with us.
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Sepatown.
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You've had incredible success
in lots of fields,
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music, films, martial arts, pottery.
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How do you do it?
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I'm a pone tonie.
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Got my dillies on a peppatain.
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l hear that.
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Pootie, a lot of young artists say
you are their inspiration.
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Well, l can't say the nay no,
my brother. Wa-da-tah!
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You've got a new movie
coming out, right?
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Yeah. lt's called ''Sine Your Pitty
On The Runny Kind''.
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And who's in it, besides yourself?
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There's Trucky, Bad Bitty, Dirty Dee...
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...Lacey, J.B....
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...Biggie Shorty...
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and Robert Vaughn.
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You have a clip you'd like to show us?
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Let's take a look at this clip
from Pootie Tang's new movie:
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''Sine Your Pitty
On The Runny Kine''.
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lt was the year 2001 .
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lt was the best of times,
it was the worst of times.
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The big city was thriving,
but the inner city was dying.
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Who was killing it?
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This man, Dick Lecter,
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head of Corporate America.
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But the people had hope,
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because there was one man
who could fight the power.
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One man who
could stop the madness.
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One man who could beat Dick Lecter
like the LAPD.
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That man...
that man was Pootie Tang.
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See that guy? That's Bad Bitty,
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the baddest drug dealer in town.
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Hey, Bad Bitty, here comes Dirty Dee.
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Dirty bastard!
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That's Dirty Dee,
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the dirtiest dude around.
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He handles all of
Corporate America's dirty work.
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Next to Dirty Dee...
that's Froggy, the enforcer.
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Yo, Bad Bitty, how you been?
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l'm bad, Dirty Dee.
You're still dirty, l can see.
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Lets deal, baby.
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- You got yours?
- Froggy.
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Dirty money.
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You got yours?
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How do l know if they're any good?
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Let's test them out.
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Hey, kid! Come over here.
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That's Kid, the dumbest kid in town.
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What do you want, mister?
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Here, have some of this.
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ls it candy?
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- Told you.
- Yeah.
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lt's the kind of candy
that you smoke out of a pipe.
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Pipe candy!
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Pootie Tang!
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Capachow.
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Yeah! Pootie Tang!
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Dirty Dee, you a baddy daddy
lamatai tebby chai.
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Get that Pootie!
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That's a canapan, all the way down.
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Mother...!
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Shut up, bitch.
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O.K., l quit.
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Run, Pootie, run!
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Come on!
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Get out, get out!
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Hiya, Pootie Tang.
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Sa da tay!
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Pootie Tang was born in a small town
outside Gary, lndiana...
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...and that town was called Chicago.
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Everyone noticed something different
about the way Pootie would talk.
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lt baffled everyone...
doctors, scientists...
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Let me put it like this.
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Pootie Tang is, was and will always
be too cool for words.
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Pootie Tang
was the most popular kid in town.
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We didn't always know what he was
saying, but we knew what he meant.
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l knew l was his best friend.
That's me, Trucky.
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He had a special effect on people,
especially the ladies,
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not girls, grown ass-women.
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- Hiya, Pootie Tang.
- l'm a tine cappy, my damie.
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Wa-da-tah.
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All right, Pootie Tang.
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But for some of the ladies,
Pootie was too hot to handle.
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Damn you, Pootie Tang.
l can't take no more of this.
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Who do you think you are,
treating me this way?
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l've had it with you,
you hear me talking?
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This is it, l'm finished with you.
Stay out of my life.
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You think l'm joking?
Take your shit and get out!
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Pootie Tang, l'm sick of you.
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Pootie...Pootie, don't go!
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Pootie Tang was an only child.
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His father, Daddy Tang,
worked hard to raise Pootie right.
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He had this belt.
He was so fast with it
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that before Pootie could do wrong,
Daddy Tang would set him right.
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Don't grab those peas
without asking your mama.
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May l dane
on the cammies, Mama Di?
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Yes you may, Pootie Tang.
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That's better.
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You got to have respect
to get respect, Pootie Tang.
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So, do you have any girlfriends
at school, Pootie?
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Mama Di, there's a sine tipi tai
in a classi ti, she's a solo toni.
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Don't you talk dirty
to your mama, boy.
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Always got your head in them girls.
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Put your head in the books
and leave the ladies alone.
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And that's how it was. Daddy Tang
and his belt were always there
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teaching Pootie the difference
between good and bad.
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When l say he was always there,
l mean he was always there.
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Pootie, let's steal some apples.
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When Pootie was six,
his mother died,
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leaving him and his father alone.
Pootie was very sad.
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l know, son.
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But his father was a comfort to him.
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Don't slurp your soup in here, boy!
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Two weeks later,
another terrible tragedy.
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His father was fatally injured
at the steel mill.
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lt was incredible.
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Only the third time a man had been
mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill.
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On his deathbed, Daddy Tang
had Pootie make a solemn promise.
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Pootie, l know l brought you up tough,
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but that's cos l love you.
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lt's tough out there, Pootie.
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You've got drugs...
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...crime...gorillas.
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l ain't gonna be here much longer.
So, l'm gonna give you this.
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Pootie, that's my belt.
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As long as you got right on your side,
you can whip anyone's ass,
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with just that belt.
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l know you love the ladies,
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and Lord knows the ladies love you.
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Don't let the ladies
come between you and the belt.
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Those were Daddy Tang's last words.
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''Don't let the ladies
come between you and the belt.''
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But there was something else
about the ladies
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Daddy Tang forgot to tell Pootie.
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Pootie Tang turned out just fine.
Daddy Tang would have been proud.
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Pootie had it all.
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Hit records, movies, magazine covers,
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fancy cars, famous friends,
beautiful clothes
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and ladies, ladies, ladies.
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Through it all,
l was right there by his side.
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That's me, Trucky.
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And that's my man,
Pootie Tang.
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Big-time celebrity, crime fighter
and role model to children.
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Pootie Tang has a message
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for the children of America.
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So you better wapatah
to the bammies,
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cos the cammietowns a biddie
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on the Pannie Stai!
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Pootie says cigarettes and fast food
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are bad like netatai.
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And don't drink malt liquor
cos you don't need to,
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cos you're O.K., sa da tay.
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Also, eat all your vegetables,
and don't bang the dillies.
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That's Frank.
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Dick Lecter's right hand man.
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So what do we care?
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We care because he's making these.
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People have been making P.S.A.'s
for years. lt hasn't made a difference.
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Eddie, hit me with those figures.
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Since the inception
of Pootie Tang's PSA campaign,
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sales of Lecter burgers
are down 30 per cent,
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Lecter cigarettes down 20 per cent
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and Lecter whisky
is almost out of business.
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Someone's getting to these kids
and it's killing us.
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lt's killing us.
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lt's killing us.
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Hello, Mr. Lecter.
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- Frank, l have a job for you.
- Yes, sir.
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l'll tell you, Pootie Tang's
one bad brother, man.
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That's J.B. and Lacey.
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We make up Pootie's crew.
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Pootie Tang will draw you a picture
of how he's gonna kick your ass
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then mail it to you
ten days in advance.
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The picture gets there.
You go, ''What the hell is this?''
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Then he knocks on your door,
properly kicks your ass,
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and you still won't know
what happened.
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Got that right.
He's a kick-ass artiste.
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He's like the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
That's him right?
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Pootie Tang,
the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
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Pootie Tang whips your ass so bad,
you can write it off on your taxes.
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Right here. Ass whipping number one,
ass whipping number two...
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That's just getting beat up.
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l'd also like to add that Pootie Tang
can kick some ass too, boy.
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Here comes Pootie Tang now.
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- Hey, Pootie!
- We were just talking about you.
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Hey man, you going
to Biggie Shorty's party tomorrow?
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l guess you're wondering
who is Biggie Shorty.
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l'm Biggie Shorty.
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l'll tell you about me and Pootie Tang.
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Since the very day we met,
l knew Pootie was to be my man.
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l knew all l had to do was wait.
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One day, all that bullshit would catch
up with Pootie and he would be mine.
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You going to Biggie Shorty's party
tomorrow?
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Ranacan.
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You're a party man!
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There's gonna be
some bitches in there!
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You right, respect the women.
Respect the women.
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Look at that car!
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Man, that car's big.
And long like a whole snake.
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That car's so big,
it's got its own sky.
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Yeah, it's big too.
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- Keep it running.
- Yes, sir.
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Hiya, fellas!
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Kinda hot for a hootenanny, huh?
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Hear that? A hootenanny.
What the hell is a damn hootenanny?
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l'm looking for Pootie Tang.
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Pootie Tang.
What do you want with Pootie Tang?
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l need to talk to him.
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l'm a representative of Lecter Corp.
Do you know what that is?
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Great.
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Dick Lecter,
the CEO of Lecter Corp. likes you.
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He likes you, Pootie. He wants
to make you a very rich man.
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l have a contract here
for Pootie to endorse.
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Tasty heavy pork chunk cereal.
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lt's delicious.
lt's a wonderful product.
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Kids love it and kids love you.
We just want to put that together.
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Nah di. That's a canapan
to the senachai.
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l didn't even say how much it pays.
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20 million dollars to sign
for just one year.
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What do you say, Pootie?
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l got to say the nay no, my brother.
Wa-da-tah.
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Wa-da-tah? How do you say
the nay no to 20 million, why?
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Maybe Pootie don't wanna sign
because he knows you're full of it.
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First of all,
he knows that cereal's full of sugar.
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Number two,
that's not all that you guys sell.
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You sell cigarettes, whisky,
burgers, switchblades,
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and it also says you will no longer
let Pootie do P.S.A's.
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telling kids to eat healthy
and to be smart.
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Sure, exclusivity goes without saying.
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l'm sure your ugly intentions
go without saying.
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Take a walk, money man.
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See my damie?
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Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah
to the shana cow
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cos that's my cama cama
leepa-chai, dig?
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Hey Tang, to you they're children,
to me they're dollar signs.
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Cover your grill!
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Sa da tay!
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00:19:49,735 --> 00:19:52,431
You're funny man,
you are a funny man.
241
00:19:52,571 --> 00:19:54,004
Wild boy!
242
00:19:54,139 --> 00:19:56,835
Pootie smacked the taste
out of Frank's mouth.
243
00:19:56,976 --> 00:19:59,501
Man, that was a funny time.
244
00:19:59,645 --> 00:20:02,614
But one man was not laughing at all.
245
00:20:05,451 --> 00:20:08,579
Pootie Tang goes out there
and makes everybody love him.
246
00:20:09,722 --> 00:20:13,055
And he tells them
not to buy my products.
247
00:20:13,826 --> 00:20:15,589
He steals from me.
248
00:20:16,729 --> 00:20:21,291
What do l do?
l say take my money, here take it.
249
00:20:22,768 --> 00:20:24,633
And he says no.
250
00:20:24,770 --> 00:20:27,500
l guess you're wondering,
who is this bitch?
251
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,800
That's lreenie,
252
00:20:28,941 --> 00:20:30,806
Dick Lecter's main squeeze,
253
00:20:30,976 --> 00:20:33,877
and the most dangerous woman
on the planet.
254
00:20:34,013 --> 00:20:37,073
She don't look it,
but she can bring any man down.
255
00:20:37,249 --> 00:20:43,279
l know what makes Pootie Tang...
tick...tock...tick.
256
00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:03,401
That's cool. All right.
257
00:21:12,318 --> 00:21:15,913
lt's all gone now, Pootie.
What do you wanna do?
258
00:21:16,055 --> 00:21:17,613
Lepatime.
259
00:21:21,794 --> 00:21:23,694
What's he got on his mind?
260
00:21:23,829 --> 00:21:26,263
We're starting from scratch, l guess.
261
00:21:26,398 --> 00:21:28,491
Pootie knows what to do.
262
00:21:28,634 --> 00:21:30,932
This is gonna be good.
263
00:21:33,572 --> 00:21:36,871
l'll play back the levels
the way you set them.
264
00:21:37,009 --> 00:21:40,410
No instruments, no vocals, no levels.
Everything silent.
265
00:21:40,546 --> 00:21:42,104
Set it on me. Bleed.
266
00:22:02,768 --> 00:22:06,465
Pootie don't need no words,
don't even need no music.
267
00:22:21,387 --> 00:22:23,912
We have got a hit, baby.
268
00:22:24,056 --> 00:22:28,925
l like it, everybody seems to like it.
Now something you'll all like.
269
00:22:29,061 --> 00:22:31,894
We got the world premiere
from Pootie Tang
270
00:22:32,031 --> 00:22:35,000
and you know it'll be
out of this world.
271
00:22:35,134 --> 00:22:39,798
You all loved his last record,
''Sine Your Pitty On The Runny Kine''.
272
00:22:39,938 --> 00:22:42,429
You're all gonna love this new one.
273
00:22:42,574 --> 00:22:44,940
The new one is called...
274
00:22:45,077 --> 00:22:50,071
So let's listen up to the new record
by Pootie Tang, called...
275
00:22:50,215 --> 00:22:52,877
from Pootie Tang.
276
00:23:23,115 --> 00:23:28,052
Damn, this is good.
This is good. Pootie did it again.
277
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:30,313
Pootie too good.
278
00:23:37,730 --> 00:23:40,096
Turn that noise down, dammit!
279
00:23:46,939 --> 00:23:49,840
Legendary Pootie Tang
has done it again,
280
00:23:49,975 --> 00:23:53,035
with his new song entitled...
281
00:23:53,178 --> 00:23:57,114
...already considered
one of the greatest hits of all time.
282
00:23:57,249 --> 00:24:01,777
This was the scene earlier today, as
fans mobbed Pootie Tang in the street.
283
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:06,050
Many said they hadn't heard an artist
this profound since Al B Sure.
284
00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:16,897
Pootie was blowing up now.
285
00:24:17,035 --> 00:24:19,902
We're talking big.
l mean Macarena big.
286
00:24:20,038 --> 00:24:26,273
We're talking Electric Slide big.
Bentleys and girls in bikini thongs big.
287
00:24:26,411 --> 00:24:29,778
Everybody want a piece of Pootie.
You think l'm playing?
288
00:24:48,734 --> 00:24:50,793
Wait a minute.
289
00:24:50,936 --> 00:24:53,837
We got Pootie Tang
in the house tonight.
290
00:24:56,241 --> 00:25:00,735
Come on, Pootie.
l need you to sing a song with me.
291
00:25:03,816 --> 00:25:06,148
l love you, Pootie Tang.
292
00:25:06,285 --> 00:25:10,415
That's a bata shane,
my tellie. Wa-da-tah.
293
00:26:22,828 --> 00:26:25,296
Pootie Tang was with us here tonight.
294
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,763
Pootie Tang!
295
00:27:03,735 --> 00:27:07,637
l love you, l want you.
l want to be with you.
296
00:27:07,806 --> 00:27:10,206
Pootie, please, please...
297
00:27:19,551 --> 00:27:22,179
l want you, l love you Pootie...
298
00:27:43,342 --> 00:27:46,573
Don't leave me out here
on my lonesome.
299
00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:50,107
Give a girl something!
300
00:27:51,316 --> 00:27:53,250
lt's not right.
301
00:28:16,475 --> 00:28:21,174
She's fine! Why did Pootie
pass that up? Cos she's crazy.
302
00:28:21,279 --> 00:28:23,247
She's licking milk out of a bowl.
303
00:28:33,158 --> 00:28:37,026
- Biggie Shorty.
- Pootie Tang! All right!
304
00:28:37,162 --> 00:28:39,960
Bata shane, my dillie?
305
00:28:40,098 --> 00:28:41,998
Same as always, baby.
306
00:28:42,134 --> 00:28:47,766
You come back tomorrow,
we gonna have a party.
307
00:28:47,906 --> 00:28:51,171
Talk about all the sisters and me.
308
00:28:51,309 --> 00:28:54,676
- You gonna be there?
- Wa-da-tah!
309
00:28:54,813 --> 00:28:56,713
All right, Pootie!
310
00:29:11,263 --> 00:29:12,787
Hey, young boys!
311
00:29:13,398 --> 00:29:16,390
Hey! Look at her!
312
00:29:16,535 --> 00:29:19,197
She's a lady!
313
00:29:20,872 --> 00:29:23,568
Oh, man, pull up!
314
00:29:40,125 --> 00:29:42,491
What do you want?
315
00:29:46,765 --> 00:29:50,565
- You want something?
- Yeah, baby, l want it.
316
00:29:50,702 --> 00:29:52,670
What do you want?
317
00:29:52,804 --> 00:29:57,002
How about the two of us?
How much?
318
00:30:01,012 --> 00:30:03,105
What's your problem?
319
00:30:03,215 --> 00:30:05,206
Just cos a girl dresses fancy
320
00:30:05,317 --> 00:30:08,013
and stands on street corners
near some whores,
321
00:30:08,153 --> 00:30:11,122
- you think she's hooking?
- Wouldn't you?
322
00:30:12,591 --> 00:30:16,687
No, l wouldn't.
l'm a lady, you greasy bastard.
323
00:30:24,970 --> 00:30:28,804
Ah, yeah! Pootie Tang
and the boys are here.
324
00:30:40,085 --> 00:30:43,418
Yo, man, a Biggie Shorty party
is exclusive.
325
00:30:43,555 --> 00:30:47,719
They don't let nobody in.
They got to line around the block.
326
00:30:47,859 --> 00:30:52,626
You know what? Nobody we know
could get in this party.
327
00:30:52,764 --> 00:30:56,860
They don't let no light in,
no electricity, no water.
328
00:30:56,968 --> 00:30:58,629
They don't let air in.
329
00:30:58,770 --> 00:31:02,501
Air is right now going,
''Hey, l'm air. l'm on the list''.
330
00:31:02,641 --> 00:31:06,008
And they won't let air in.
Air gets in everywhere.
331
00:31:06,178 --> 00:31:09,204
That's how exclusive
a Biggie Shorty party is.
332
00:31:09,347 --> 00:31:12,874
Hey, you know what else?
lt's hard to get in too.
333
00:31:15,053 --> 00:31:16,782
l hate you!
334
00:31:36,775 --> 00:31:40,108
Pretty girl. Pretty girl!
335
00:31:40,879 --> 00:31:42,870
Pretty girl out there!
336
00:31:44,382 --> 00:31:50,252
Pootie, you are the sexiest bastard
on God's green earth.
337
00:31:50,388 --> 00:31:51,548
Yeah.
338
00:31:51,690 --> 00:31:56,252
l tell you though, someday, l'm gonna
get a piece of you for myself.
339
00:31:56,394 --> 00:31:59,921
- Sepatown.
- Sepatown, my ass!
340
00:32:00,065 --> 00:32:03,000
You gonna be inside a bed
with me someday.
341
00:32:03,134 --> 00:32:07,434
You mark my words,
you skinny wonderful man.
342
00:32:09,107 --> 00:32:12,372
Pretty girl. Pretty girl?
343
00:32:13,545 --> 00:32:14,773
Sexy!
344
00:32:16,648 --> 00:32:18,013
Pretty girl?
345
00:32:18,149 --> 00:32:19,707
Pretty girl!
346
00:32:19,851 --> 00:32:22,843
How does a woman
get to you anyway?
347
00:32:22,988 --> 00:32:29,223
lt's like a state secret.
How to be with Pootie Tang.
348
00:32:30,395 --> 00:32:34,525
All right, get off him.
He don't want none of your mess.
349
00:32:39,204 --> 00:32:41,104
l tell you what, Pootie.
350
00:32:41,239 --> 00:32:45,141
Someday, you gonna meet
your match in a woman.
351
00:32:45,277 --> 00:32:50,078
Some day you gonna meet
the Darth Vader of T and A.
352
00:32:50,215 --> 00:32:54,709
Some woman's gonna kick your ass
and love you to death.
353
00:32:54,853 --> 00:32:57,515
And you gonna be in the dumps,
354
00:32:57,622 --> 00:33:00,557
banged to death
by the dark side of love.
355
00:33:01,793 --> 00:33:04,023
And on that day, Pootie,
356
00:33:05,030 --> 00:33:07,021
l'm gonna be there.
357
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,766
And l'm gonna make
sweet love to you.
358
00:33:14,306 --> 00:33:15,796
Sexy girl!
359
00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:17,601
- Damn, man.
- Oh, l'm sorry.
360
00:33:17,742 --> 00:33:20,302
l thought you were
somebody else, man.
361
00:33:20,445 --> 00:33:22,072
Sorry, man.
362
00:33:23,181 --> 00:33:24,409
Sorry!
363
00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:29,680
l didn't get your name, did l?
364
00:33:32,524 --> 00:33:34,685
Damn, do l know you?
365
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,594
Do you want me to pull your legs off?
366
00:33:37,729 --> 00:33:38,718
Pardon me?
367
00:33:38,863 --> 00:33:40,262
Wanna make out?
368
00:33:40,398 --> 00:33:45,597
l might enjoy that.
l just might enjoy that.
369
00:33:45,737 --> 00:33:48,399
You know, l just might enjoy that.
370
00:33:58,783 --> 00:34:02,014
O.K., wait a minute...
Wait a minute!
371
00:34:02,153 --> 00:34:05,884
Call me a sissy,
but you need to stop.
372
00:34:06,024 --> 00:34:09,016
You're tearing me apart,
you're killing me.
373
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,152
- You want me to stop?
- Well, yes l do.
374
00:34:12,297 --> 00:34:14,891
O.K., then tell me something.
375
00:34:15,033 --> 00:34:19,470
- What do you wanna know?
- What's Pootie's secret?
376
00:34:20,772 --> 00:34:22,637
l can't tell you that.
377
00:34:22,774 --> 00:34:25,902
l would never do anything
to hurt Pootie Tang.
378
00:34:26,044 --> 00:34:29,775
But like l said, lreenie knew
how to break a brother down.
379
00:34:29,914 --> 00:34:33,008
- l can't tell you that.
- You can't? All right.
380
00:34:38,857 --> 00:34:42,588
O.K., wait, l'll tell you,
l'll tell you.
381
00:34:42,727 --> 00:34:46,322
l'll tell you. lt's the belt.
382
00:34:46,464 --> 00:34:51,800
lt's magical. He can kick
anybody's ass with that damn belt.
383
00:34:57,942 --> 00:34:59,705
Freeze, sucker.
384
00:35:03,882 --> 00:35:09,047
Give me your money, you fancy pants
bastard or l'll stick this in you deep.
385
00:35:10,188 --> 00:35:12,019
Wa-da-tah, my damie.
386
00:35:12,190 --> 00:35:16,957
l'm not your damie.
Give me your cash. l know you got it.
387
00:35:19,197 --> 00:35:22,997
Hey, l told you to back off.
388
00:35:35,113 --> 00:35:36,876
Pootie, hey, Pootie.
389
00:35:37,015 --> 00:35:40,280
Pootie. The craziest thing
happened to me.
390
00:35:40,418 --> 00:35:43,478
l'm in the club...
Pootie look out!
391
00:35:44,155 --> 00:35:46,646
Bang, bang, bang!
392
00:36:00,238 --> 00:36:03,230
Pootie? Everything under control?
393
00:36:06,277 --> 00:36:09,974
Kayed a brother, di.
Kayed a brother, di!
394
00:36:11,282 --> 00:36:13,614
I'm a shamey day.
395
00:36:13,785 --> 00:36:16,845
I'm a shamey day!
396
00:36:18,890 --> 00:36:21,688
lt hurts Pootie to kill a man.
397
00:36:21,826 --> 00:36:24,158
But he knows he's got to do it.
398
00:36:24,295 --> 00:36:28,197
But it hurts him so bad
to right those wrongs.
399
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,168
My man, Pootie Tang.
400
00:36:40,044 --> 00:36:45,209
Come back on the bettie tai!
Come back on the bettie tai!
401
00:36:45,350 --> 00:36:48,285
Come back on the bettie tai!
402
00:36:53,124 --> 00:36:55,115
Pootie Tang?
403
00:36:56,394 --> 00:36:58,089
All right, my damie.
404
00:36:59,764 --> 00:37:03,393
Why didn't Trucky tell Pootie
he told lreenie all his business?
405
00:37:03,568 --> 00:37:05,160
Just running his mouth.
406
00:37:05,270 --> 00:37:09,434
When you see a man brought
back from the dead, you forget shit.
407
00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:12,135
Or maybe you're just a dumb ass.
408
00:37:19,384 --> 00:37:20,874
Stop the movie.
409
00:37:21,019 --> 00:37:23,419
Remember when Daddy Tang
told little Pootie,
410
00:37:23,555 --> 00:37:27,548
''Don't let the ladies come
between you and the belt''.
411
00:37:27,692 --> 00:37:31,856
Daddy Tang forgot to tell Pootie
about his only weakness...
412
00:37:31,996 --> 00:37:36,490
...hoes. Even Pootie Tang's belt
was no match for lreenie.
413
00:37:36,634 --> 00:37:40,434
You can't beat a hoe with a belt.
They like that shit.
414
00:37:53,718 --> 00:37:58,280
l'm sorry.
Did my cart hit your cart?
415
00:38:00,258 --> 00:38:02,726
l'm so sorry about that.
416
00:38:10,401 --> 00:38:12,733
Did l hurt you?
417
00:38:14,205 --> 00:38:15,866
What a drag.
418
00:38:16,507 --> 00:38:21,001
Again, l am very...sorry.
419
00:38:46,971 --> 00:38:51,101
Will you do something for me?
420
00:38:55,947 --> 00:38:58,643
Sign your pretty name.
421
00:39:06,090 --> 00:39:09,184
Sign it...sign it.
422
00:39:19,404 --> 00:39:21,269
He's signed it.
423
00:39:28,146 --> 00:39:30,011
He's signed it.
424
00:39:30,148 --> 00:39:32,207
He's signed it.
425
00:39:32,350 --> 00:39:34,580
He signed it?
426
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,347
Nice job, lreenie.
427
00:39:37,488 --> 00:39:39,854
You're a damn genius, baby.
428
00:39:40,925 --> 00:39:43,257
''l, Pootie Tang,
surrender to Lecter Corp.
429
00:39:43,361 --> 00:39:45,955
''all rights to my image and likeness.
430
00:39:46,097 --> 00:39:50,431
''l will wholeheartedly endorse
all Lecter Corp. products
431
00:39:50,601 --> 00:39:53,001
''and will do my best to convince
the children of the world
432
00:39:53,137 --> 00:39:55,628
''the above-mentioned
are all clean, safe
433
00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:57,605
''and should be used by all of them.''
434
00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:01,643
Not the tipi tais, no!
435
00:40:01,779 --> 00:40:04,839
You are part of the corporation
just like us.
436
00:40:04,982 --> 00:40:11,114
Thought you could stay out of it?
Welcome aboard, Pootie Tang.
437
00:40:12,824 --> 00:40:15,054
Are you looking
for something, my friend?
438
00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:18,620
l've got it all, now.
439
00:40:19,697 --> 00:40:21,358
Shocking news today
440
00:40:21,466 --> 00:40:25,527
as Pootie Tang endorses
several controversial products
441
00:40:25,636 --> 00:40:28,833
for Lecter Corp.,
the infamous giant corporation.
442
00:40:28,973 --> 00:40:31,498
Something on the TV
about Pootie Tang.
443
00:40:31,676 --> 00:40:34,236
Man, my kids looked up to him.
444
00:40:34,378 --> 00:40:37,905
They don't even look at Dad
like they looked at him.
445
00:40:38,049 --> 00:40:42,452
But since he crossed, my little man
came up to me the other day
446
00:40:42,587 --> 00:40:46,751
and was like,
''How can he do that bullshit, man?''
447
00:40:56,667 --> 00:41:01,001
Pootie Tang has made my children
cry. l'll not support him anymore.
448
00:41:01,139 --> 00:41:07,567
Lecter Corp. effectively owns the name
Pootie Tang, his image and copyright.
449
00:41:07,745 --> 00:41:13,012
Pootie Tang has agreed to do several
commercials endorsing our sneakers,
450
00:41:13,151 --> 00:41:17,520
food products, cigarettes, whisky,
mace, switchblades, rat poison...
451
00:41:20,792 --> 00:41:23,989
- Pootie!
- Oh, no.
452
00:41:25,596 --> 00:41:31,694
l always had a high opinion of Pootie
Tang, but the way things are going,
453
00:41:31,836 --> 00:41:35,397
not only is he sold out,
he's scraping the bottom of the barrel.
454
00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:38,475
He was drugged by that crazy lreenie.
455
00:41:38,576 --> 00:41:40,544
Haven't you been watching the movie?
456
00:41:40,645 --> 00:41:42,704
That's what disturbs me.
457
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:47,214
He's telling kids not to go to school,
to eat fast food, to do drugs.
458
00:41:47,351 --> 00:41:50,718
This is not the Pootie Tang
l used to know and admire.
459
00:41:50,855 --> 00:41:53,483
He would never tell kids
stuff like that.
460
00:41:53,658 --> 00:41:56,821
You're in denial.
He's doing dirt to his own reputation.
461
00:41:56,961 --> 00:42:00,556
- You don't know Pootie Tang.
- l don't know Pootie Tang?
462
00:42:00,698 --> 00:42:04,634
l know Pootie Tang and this isn't
the Pootie Tang l thought l knew.
463
00:42:04,769 --> 00:42:10,002
l thought a man of your stature would
have better sense than to fall for that.
464
00:42:11,943 --> 00:42:14,776
Look, this is all falling apart.
465
00:42:14,912 --> 00:42:18,871
The man used to be admired
by people of all walks of life.
466
00:42:18,983 --> 00:42:24,421
lf the world is gonna fall
for this mess about my Pootie Tang,
467
00:42:24,555 --> 00:42:26,989
then maybe the world
don't deserve him.
468
00:42:27,124 --> 00:42:30,719
What do you think Pootie Tang
needs at this point in his life?
469
00:42:30,862 --> 00:42:35,822
He just needs some of my good loving,
and he will be all right.
470
00:42:35,967 --> 00:42:38,026
- You watch.
- l hope you're right.
471
00:42:38,169 --> 00:42:40,228
- l know l am.
- We'll see.
472
00:42:40,371 --> 00:42:42,464
- We'll see.
- That's right.
473
00:42:42,607 --> 00:42:44,598
- Watch.
- l will.
474
00:42:56,354 --> 00:42:58,652
Pootie Tang was messed up.
475
00:42:58,789 --> 00:43:01,019
- Punk bitch!
- Sell out!
476
00:43:03,227 --> 00:43:04,956
Look at him.
477
00:43:05,096 --> 00:43:07,360
- Get a job, you bum.
- Get it together!
478
00:43:07,498 --> 00:43:10,433
Pootie looked like
someone who did it and ran.
479
00:43:10,568 --> 00:43:13,093
Pootie turned to the only woman
who could help him,
480
00:43:13,237 --> 00:43:15,068
Biggie Shorty.
481
00:43:23,581 --> 00:43:25,014
Pootie!
482
00:43:27,585 --> 00:43:32,420
- Pootie! Poor Pootie Tang.
- Tipi tais.
483
00:43:34,258 --> 00:43:39,924
That's all right.
Mama's got you. lt's all right.
484
00:43:42,266 --> 00:43:44,791
Biggie Shorty's
gonna take care of you.
485
00:43:44,969 --> 00:43:47,199
Don't you worry.
486
00:43:47,338 --> 00:43:50,330
Gonna have sex with you too,
you know.
487
00:43:50,474 --> 00:43:52,305
Finally.
488
00:43:59,617 --> 00:44:02,085
Are you sure you gotta go, Pootie?
489
00:44:02,219 --> 00:44:03,584
Yeah.
490
00:44:03,721 --> 00:44:05,882
That's a damn shame.
491
00:44:06,557 --> 00:44:09,458
You're the best piece of man
l ever had.
492
00:44:09,593 --> 00:44:15,259
You could stay here and live between
my bosoms for the rest of your life.
493
00:44:16,334 --> 00:44:19,030
Pootie got to flittie tai.
494
00:44:20,304 --> 00:44:23,000
Man's got to do, l suppose.
495
00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:27,270
l guess whilst you're gone, they can't
make you do more commercials.
496
00:44:27,411 --> 00:44:30,039
Where you gonna go?
497
00:44:30,181 --> 00:44:32,081
l tell you what.
498
00:44:32,216 --> 00:44:35,242
l got a little farmhouse
outside Greenville.
499
00:44:35,386 --> 00:44:38,913
lt was my mama's.
lt ain't much but nobody's living there.
500
00:44:39,056 --> 00:44:43,390
You go out there,
find yourself, blah, blah, blah.
501
00:44:43,561 --> 00:44:45,791
Then you come back to me, O.K.?
502
00:44:45,896 --> 00:44:48,228
That's a fine tine, baby.
503
00:44:48,332 --> 00:44:53,065
Give me some of that bony ass
one more time before you hit the road.
504
00:45:00,745 --> 00:45:04,203
Man, l hate prison.
Prison sucks.
505
00:45:05,816 --> 00:45:08,148
l reckon it's supposed to.
506
00:45:09,186 --> 00:45:11,552
You got something for me?
507
00:45:21,599 --> 00:45:25,228
This is fine dirt, man, good dirt.
508
00:45:26,203 --> 00:45:28,262
l'm gonna hook you up.
509
00:45:28,439 --> 00:45:32,500
l hate these bastards.
They make me shower every day.
510
00:45:33,644 --> 00:45:38,013
They never let me get dirty.
l'm Dirty Dee, dammit!
511
00:45:38,716 --> 00:45:42,277
Dirty Dee,
you gonna be dirty again soon.
512
00:45:43,220 --> 00:45:44,585
l promise.
513
00:45:45,356 --> 00:45:48,723
lt's that Pootie Tang.
He got to be stopped.
514
00:45:48,859 --> 00:45:51,794
l'm the one that's gonna stop him.
515
00:45:51,962 --> 00:45:54,863
Pootie damn Tang!
516
00:46:00,771 --> 00:46:02,204
Pootie!
517
00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:08,744
Pootie was headed to the farm
l wanted to go with him.
518
00:46:08,879 --> 00:46:10,972
Because it was all my fault.
519
00:46:11,115 --> 00:46:14,016
Everything that happened,
it's all my fault.
520
00:46:14,151 --> 00:46:19,088
l told that bitch all these things
and she just used it against him.
521
00:46:20,925 --> 00:46:25,658
l was sorry.
lt was killing me.
522
00:46:25,796 --> 00:46:28,424
l only did it for the ass.
523
00:46:30,167 --> 00:46:32,226
That deri-teri was all the dinie.
524
00:46:33,104 --> 00:46:37,165
l felt like he'd saved my life.
525
00:46:37,308 --> 00:46:39,833
And l'd messed his all up.
526
00:46:40,578 --> 00:46:43,479
l wanted him to forgive me.
527
00:46:46,050 --> 00:46:49,611
Trucky, you my main damie, man.
528
00:46:52,790 --> 00:46:55,452
Ain't no bad tammies between us.
529
00:46:55,593 --> 00:46:57,857
l wondered if he meant it.
530
00:46:57,995 --> 00:46:59,895
I'm a baino denie.
531
00:47:00,030 --> 00:47:03,124
l wanted to go to the farm with him.
532
00:47:03,267 --> 00:47:05,531
Wa-da-tah!
533
00:47:06,070 --> 00:47:08,937
All right, me and Pootie
going to the farm!
534
00:47:10,774 --> 00:47:14,175
l'm looking forward to this farm life.
Enough of the city.
535
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,145
This is just what we need, Pootie.
536
00:47:19,783 --> 00:47:21,774
Live off the fat of the land,
537
00:47:21,919 --> 00:47:26,219
work hard, farming,
farming, farming.
538
00:47:26,357 --> 00:47:29,224
l can't wait, man. l cannot wait.
539
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,351
l'm gonna milk that cow.
540
00:47:33,130 --> 00:47:38,090
All that milk, two per cent fat free,
skimmed milk.
541
00:47:38,235 --> 00:47:41,033
All that milk. Chocolate milk.
542
00:47:41,172 --> 00:47:46,838
l don't need no television,
cappuccino, partying all night long.
543
00:47:46,977 --> 00:47:49,571
l'm gonna put blisters on my hands.
544
00:47:49,713 --> 00:47:52,614
Sweat on my back.
That's what l want.
545
00:47:58,722 --> 00:47:59,916
Shit!
546
00:48:00,891 --> 00:48:03,121
Oh man, my pants.
547
00:48:03,260 --> 00:48:07,253
My damn pants.
Farming, farming, farming.
548
00:48:18,943 --> 00:48:22,037
This is not the thing, man.
This ain't cool.
549
00:48:22,179 --> 00:48:27,139
Dirty shoes, dirty pants,
dirty shirt, stinky.
550
00:48:27,284 --> 00:48:31,778
lt's hotter than a camel's hump here,
mosquitoes all over my shirt.
551
00:48:31,922 --> 00:48:35,153
l can't do it, man.
Whose dog is following me around?
552
00:48:35,292 --> 00:48:38,989
Whose dog is that?
Could be anybody's dog.
553
00:49:00,951 --> 00:49:05,251
l didn't want to leave Pootie,
but l couldn't do that survivor shit.
554
00:49:05,389 --> 00:49:08,415
l'll back my ass,
l need conveniences, man.
555
00:49:08,559 --> 00:49:11,926
On the other hand,
Pootie was loving every minute of it.
556
00:49:12,096 --> 00:49:15,827
He was rejuvenated.
Rejuvenated.
557
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,936
He was juvenated before,
lost it and got juvenated again.
558
00:49:34,018 --> 00:49:36,987
And when Pootie planted
his first corn stalk...
559
00:49:37,121 --> 00:49:38,349
Damie.
560
00:49:38,522 --> 00:49:40,080
...he was happy.
561
00:49:40,224 --> 00:49:42,215
Too damn happy, if you ask me.
562
00:49:42,393 --> 00:49:43,621
lt was just corn.
563
00:49:48,332 --> 00:49:52,462
lt was just what he needed
to take his mind off his troubles.
564
00:49:52,603 --> 00:49:55,663
Rown on the crowny town.
565
00:49:58,809 --> 00:50:00,071
Morning.
566
00:50:04,248 --> 00:50:07,376
- Hi, Daddy.
- Not now, Stacy, honey.
567
00:50:07,518 --> 00:50:09,884
There's a new fella in town.
He's coming in here in a minute.
568
00:50:11,188 --> 00:50:15,420
- So?
- Maybe you can marry him.
569
00:50:15,592 --> 00:50:17,457
Daddy!
570
00:50:18,662 --> 00:50:22,029
Cut that shit out, Stacy.
571
00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:23,724
Here he comes.
572
00:50:25,469 --> 00:50:26,902
Hi, there.
573
00:50:27,037 --> 00:50:29,665
You got your can filled all right?
574
00:50:32,609 --> 00:50:35,544
This is my daughter, Stacy.
575
00:50:42,252 --> 00:50:44,550
Dillie on...
576
00:50:45,656 --> 00:50:47,817
...my damie.
577
00:50:53,397 --> 00:50:55,695
She's a looker, ain't she?
578
00:51:11,115 --> 00:51:12,980
Dirty Dee!
579
00:51:13,550 --> 00:51:15,484
God, you stink!
580
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,044
Thank you.
581
00:51:18,188 --> 00:51:23,490
- l want to talk about Pootie Tang.
- Public enemy number one.
582
00:51:28,966 --> 00:51:31,901
We learned that anything
can be addictive.
583
00:51:32,035 --> 00:51:35,527
We pumped our burgers
so full of MSD
584
00:51:35,739 --> 00:51:39,402
people can't even taste
real food anymore.
585
00:51:39,576 --> 00:51:43,512
Today American kids don't eat
because they're hungry.
586
00:51:43,647 --> 00:51:48,050
They eat because they've just got
to have another Lecter burger.
587
00:51:49,653 --> 00:51:55,319
l own Pootie's name. l don't need him
to sell my products anymore.
588
00:51:55,459 --> 00:51:58,553
l've got thousands
of them all over the country.
589
00:51:58,695 --> 00:52:03,223
l'm just gonna give them the clothes
and this training tape.
590
00:52:04,435 --> 00:52:07,370
Remember, when making
a public appearance
591
00:52:07,504 --> 00:52:10,496
Pootie Tang always struts like this.
592
00:52:15,446 --> 00:52:20,611
Next week we're opening a brand new
nationwide chain of burger stands.
593
00:52:24,154 --> 00:52:27,248
Pootie's Bad Time Burgers.
594
00:52:27,424 --> 00:52:32,794
ln fact, the only thing that could mess
it up is if the real Pootie showed up.
595
00:52:32,930 --> 00:52:35,490
But that ain't good enough.
596
00:52:37,201 --> 00:52:39,465
l want him dead.
597
00:52:39,603 --> 00:52:44,199
l'd like to put that bitch in the ground
myself, but l ain't magical.
598
00:52:44,341 --> 00:52:46,832
l've been trying
to get Pootie for years.
599
00:52:47,010 --> 00:52:49,945
He's offed all my boys.
All l got left is Froggy.
600
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,947
Nobody knows where Pootie is.
601
00:52:53,083 --> 00:52:55,483
l know where he is.
602
00:52:55,619 --> 00:53:00,318
l got people everywhere. Nobody can
hide from Corporate America.
603
00:53:01,425 --> 00:53:03,825
And as far as how to beat him...
604
00:53:06,029 --> 00:53:08,793
Maybe this will help.
605
00:53:11,201 --> 00:53:12,862
Hello.
606
00:53:15,372 --> 00:53:19,035
Remember her?
That's Stacy, the sheriff's daughter.
607
00:53:19,209 --> 00:53:23,509
He's been trying to get her married
since she was 12 years old.
608
00:53:23,647 --> 00:53:26,514
Hello, is anybody here?
609
00:53:35,792 --> 00:53:37,487
l'm sorry, l...
610
00:53:40,531 --> 00:53:43,625
l made you a pie.
611
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:52,640
Do you want the pie?
612
00:53:57,447 --> 00:54:01,383
l know l'm not a pretty girl or...
613
00:54:04,755 --> 00:54:06,552
...or sexy.
614
00:54:08,425 --> 00:54:10,586
You'd probably like a...
615
00:54:11,762 --> 00:54:13,559
...sexy girl, right?
616
00:54:30,447 --> 00:54:31,709
Baby...
617
00:54:32,716 --> 00:54:36,618
...I'm gonna sine your pitty
on the runny kine.
618
00:54:49,333 --> 00:54:53,463
That's what makes Pootie Tang
a real hero.
619
00:54:53,604 --> 00:54:56,266
He can't see a woman
not loving herself.
620
00:54:56,406 --> 00:54:58,397
He's gonna put the love in.
621
00:54:58,542 --> 00:55:01,568
l say just give her a compliment.
622
00:55:01,745 --> 00:55:04,942
l like your shoes.
Have you been working out?
623
00:55:05,082 --> 00:55:07,642
What you doing with your hair?
624
00:55:07,784 --> 00:55:09,877
But l tell you what.
625
00:55:10,787 --> 00:55:14,279
l'm only gonna buy this hero shit,
so many times.
626
00:55:16,326 --> 00:55:19,762
Meanwhile, back in the city,
all hell was breaking loose.
627
00:55:19,896 --> 00:55:22,228
l'm talking about drug dealing,
drug using,
628
00:55:22,366 --> 00:55:25,233
booty shaking, too much damn TV,
629
00:55:25,369 --> 00:55:28,964
drinking, people eating too much
and getting fat,
630
00:55:29,139 --> 00:55:32,768
fighting, kids out of school,
ain't nobody reading.
631
00:55:32,943 --> 00:55:35,275
People acting straight damn fools.
632
00:55:35,412 --> 00:55:39,405
And Corporate America was loving it.
Look at them, it's a party.
633
00:55:39,549 --> 00:55:45,715
Since he left, everything just went
bonkers. Everybody lost their mind.
634
00:55:45,856 --> 00:55:48,017
Pootie Tang, you shouldn't do this.
635
00:55:48,291 --> 00:55:51,055
Come back to the city
where you belong.
636
00:55:55,632 --> 00:55:57,964
Back on the farm,
the worst happened.
637
00:55:58,068 --> 00:56:00,434
Pootie Tang's corn stalk died.
638
00:56:00,570 --> 00:56:05,633
For the third time in his life, Pootie
lost the only important thing to him.
639
00:56:05,776 --> 00:56:10,076
First his family, then his belt,
and now his corn died.
640
00:56:10,714 --> 00:56:13,410
Farm life was driving Pootie crazy.
641
00:56:13,550 --> 00:56:15,609
He must have lost his damn mind.
642
00:56:15,752 --> 00:56:19,051
He's down on his knees
crying over a piece of corn.
643
00:56:19,189 --> 00:56:22,090
Not even popcorn, regular damn corn.
644
00:56:22,225 --> 00:56:26,753
Pootie Tang had lost hope. lt would
take a miracle to bring him back.
645
00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:31,031
Pootie.
646
00:56:32,536 --> 00:56:34,060
Pootie Tang.
647
00:56:44,915 --> 00:56:46,815
Up here, Pootie.
648
00:57:04,334 --> 00:57:06,234
Hey, watch the leaves.
649
00:57:09,773 --> 00:57:10,967
Daddy?
650
00:57:11,108 --> 00:57:13,133
Damn right l'm your Daddy.
651
00:57:13,276 --> 00:57:16,268
What you doing running away
from your problems?
652
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,675
Did l teach you like that?
653
00:57:18,815 --> 00:57:20,544
Don't mumble, boy.
654
00:57:20,684 --> 00:57:22,618
Pootie, my boy?
655
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,553
Mama Di.
656
00:57:24,688 --> 00:57:28,784
Pootie, you're a good man.
l'm proud of you.
657
00:57:28,925 --> 00:57:33,555
You have so much love in you.
You can give it like a gift.
658
00:57:33,697 --> 00:57:37,656
Your father was wrong to tell you
to guard it like a secret.
659
00:57:37,801 --> 00:57:39,268
What was that?
660
00:57:39,402 --> 00:57:42,394
- Shut your mouth.
- Hey, woman.
661
00:57:42,539 --> 00:57:44,837
You corn ass fool.
662
00:57:46,510 --> 00:57:50,207
Pootie, teach the world
right from wrong,
663
00:57:50,347 --> 00:57:55,444
but love the world at the same time.
That's the key.
664
00:57:55,619 --> 00:57:57,314
Where's your belt, boy?
665
00:57:57,521 --> 00:58:03,323
You let the ladies get your belt?
l knew that would happen.
666
00:58:03,460 --> 00:58:05,724
Now you lost all your confidence.
667
00:58:05,862 --> 00:58:09,161
l'm here to tell you
there's nothing special about that belt.
668
00:58:09,299 --> 00:58:11,790
l bought it a Piggly Wiggly
for 95 cents.
669
00:58:11,935 --> 00:58:16,338
You don't need that belt, cos you got
the goodness in your heart.
670
00:58:16,473 --> 00:58:20,637
Now go out there and take that
and kick some ass.
671
00:58:21,578 --> 00:58:23,068
Don't mumble, boy.
672
00:58:23,213 --> 00:58:28,879
Now go out there, take that goodness,
and teach the world right from wrong.
673
00:58:55,812 --> 00:58:59,304
l think maybe you and me
got something to talk about.
674
00:59:01,751 --> 00:59:08,589
l understand you and...Stacy there...
got to know each other.
675
00:59:15,932 --> 00:59:18,958
Had yourself a little time?
676
00:59:23,573 --> 00:59:24,801
Yeah!
677
00:59:28,879 --> 00:59:30,369
That's terrific!
678
00:59:33,783 --> 00:59:35,978
When's the wedding?
679
00:59:41,358 --> 00:59:47,388
Like l say, l sure would be mighty
proud to have you for a son-in-law.
680
01:00:03,346 --> 01:00:05,473
What the hell?
681
01:00:21,765 --> 01:00:23,198
Pootie Tang!
682
01:00:24,234 --> 01:00:26,930
Pootie Tang!
683
01:00:28,672 --> 01:00:30,867
What you doing way out here?
684
01:00:31,007 --> 01:00:33,532
You know these guys?
685
01:00:34,344 --> 01:00:39,748
l've come to call you out,
maggot eating bitch.
686
01:00:39,883 --> 01:00:44,650
You ain't come one,
but many tine tanies.
687
01:00:45,755 --> 01:00:50,055
l gets by with a little help
from my friends.
688
01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:54,858
Now, listen here, fellas.
We don't want no trouble here.
689
01:00:54,998 --> 01:00:58,058
Why don't you just move on through?
690
01:00:58,668 --> 01:01:02,104
- What's up, papa-in-law?
- Back off there.
691
01:01:02,238 --> 01:01:04,604
l'm sheriff of this town.
692
01:01:04,741 --> 01:01:09,235
Hold up, hold up! Rewind that.
Let me see that one more time.
693
01:01:09,379 --> 01:01:11,677
l'm sheriff of this town.
694
01:01:11,848 --> 01:01:14,009
That had to hurt his ass.
695
01:01:14,150 --> 01:01:16,015
l know he's embarrassed.
696
01:01:16,152 --> 01:01:18,120
Slap him like a bitch.
697
01:01:20,924 --> 01:01:25,987
He shouldn't have messed
around and got Pootie Tang mad.
698
01:01:28,131 --> 01:01:31,430
Question: where you think you going?
699
01:01:31,568 --> 01:01:33,798
Wait! Hold up Pootie.
700
01:01:37,474 --> 01:01:39,442
Capa-town, my ass.
701
01:01:41,044 --> 01:01:43,535
You're not so bad now are you?
702
01:02:57,654 --> 01:03:01,613
Guess you...slapped him like a bitch.
703
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:06,060
Yeah.
704
01:03:06,196 --> 01:03:07,663
Now...
705
01:03:10,033 --> 01:03:11,500
like l was saying.
706
01:03:28,418 --> 01:03:30,886
l was searching for Pootie
high and low.
707
01:03:30,987 --> 01:03:33,319
Then l remembered
he was at the farm.
708
01:03:33,523 --> 01:03:38,927
All this time l'd been talking about the
farm, how did l forget he was there?
709
01:03:39,062 --> 01:03:41,724
l got there just in time.
710
01:03:41,865 --> 01:03:46,825
- Pootie, come back right now.
- What's the dabble, di?
711
01:03:46,970 --> 01:03:49,666
There's a wedding going on here.
712
01:03:49,806 --> 01:03:54,800
They're making you sell products,
even when you're not there!
713
01:03:54,978 --> 01:04:00,644
l'm talking about cigarettes.
And look, Pootie Tang malt liquor.
714
01:04:00,817 --> 01:04:04,685
They got all these Pootie-a-likes
hawking all this shit.
715
01:04:04,821 --> 01:04:06,948
And everybody thinks it's you.
716
01:04:07,090 --> 01:04:10,787
Come back to the city,
so everybody knows the truth.
717
01:04:10,927 --> 01:04:12,292
Come on.
718
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:25,899
All right, Pootie Tang.
719
01:04:32,182 --> 01:04:34,207
l ain't the marrying type.
720
01:04:34,350 --> 01:04:38,912
l don't make my bed,
l leave the toilet seat up...
721
01:04:39,055 --> 01:04:42,821
But she is a lovely lady, though.
722
01:04:53,169 --> 01:04:57,105
Pootie Tang and l are thrilled
to be opening this,
723
01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:03,201
the first Pootie Tang Bad Time
Burger restaurant, right Pootie?
724
01:05:03,346 --> 01:05:05,974
Sa da tay!
725
01:05:06,082 --> 01:05:08,642
Sa da tay. Got that?
726
01:05:09,586 --> 01:05:13,215
That ain't Pootie Tang.
That's Doodie Tang.
727
01:05:13,356 --> 01:05:17,292
That ain't Pootie Tang either.
728
01:05:17,427 --> 01:05:22,797
l know that ain't Pootie Tang.
l just said it's Doodie Tang.
729
01:05:22,932 --> 01:05:24,422
Shut up!
730
01:05:24,567 --> 01:05:28,025
Sepatown, tipi tais.
731
01:05:28,171 --> 01:05:30,662
Yo sepatown, tipi tais.
732
01:05:34,377 --> 01:05:35,810
Christ.
733
01:05:35,945 --> 01:05:38,914
- That's Pootie Tang!
- Wa-da-tah.
734
01:05:39,048 --> 01:05:41,983
Don't pay attention to him.
That's nobody.
735
01:05:42,118 --> 01:05:44,211
This is Pootie Tang.
736
01:05:44,387 --> 01:05:47,220
Yes, l'm Pootie.
737
01:05:47,357 --> 01:05:50,918
Now, clap it up my hammies...
738
01:05:51,060 --> 01:05:54,757
...rinatine, my America.
739
01:05:54,864 --> 01:05:58,994
Coola may my...
740
01:06:03,606 --> 01:06:08,202
You think you've solved the problem?
Guess again.
741
01:06:13,683 --> 01:06:17,175
See, l got more Pooties than you do.
742
01:06:26,562 --> 01:06:29,053
You're not only late,
but you're outnumbered.
743
01:06:29,232 --> 01:06:35,102
By this time tomorrow, there will be
so many Pooties, you won't matter.
744
01:06:36,806 --> 01:06:41,243
He ain't alone, mister rich man.
l'm here too.
745
01:07:08,371 --> 01:07:10,862
Pootie! Pootie!
746
01:07:27,690 --> 01:07:29,783
You looking at my ass?
747
01:08:09,665 --> 01:08:12,725
You bastards ain't going any place.
748
01:08:18,808 --> 01:08:20,867
Bye-bye Bad Time.
749
01:08:29,419 --> 01:08:32,547
All right! l got him, Pootie.
750
01:08:34,791 --> 01:08:36,452
Capachow!
751
01:08:39,629 --> 01:08:41,654
Pootie Tang is back!
752
01:08:41,798 --> 01:08:43,789
Pootie Tang!
753
01:08:44,534 --> 01:08:49,972
- No, no Pootie.
- l got to say the nay no, my brother.
754
01:08:55,845 --> 01:08:57,972
What will you do now, Pootie?
755
01:08:58,114 --> 01:09:01,550
- We're gonna get married.
- Yeah.
756
01:09:02,785 --> 01:09:05,117
And that's the way it went down.
757
01:09:05,254 --> 01:09:08,382
Pootie Tang got his man,
and Biggie Shorty got hers
758
01:09:08,524 --> 01:09:11,516
but not before she handled
one piece of business.
759
01:09:20,102 --> 01:09:21,467
Oh, hi!
760
01:09:39,722 --> 01:09:42,247
Man, it is hot today.
761
01:09:42,391 --> 01:09:45,849
lt's hot out here.
lt is hot today.
762
01:09:46,162 --> 01:09:48,187
You know it's hot out.
763
01:09:50,633 --> 01:09:52,464
Yeah, l just said that.
764
01:09:52,602 --> 01:09:54,832
You know it's hot too.
765
01:09:56,506 --> 01:09:59,236
That's why l said it, man.
lt is hot out here.
766
01:09:59,375 --> 01:10:01,843
l know, l'm just saying it's hot too.
767
01:10:06,549 --> 01:10:09,313
And as for me, Trucky...
768
01:10:09,452 --> 01:10:11,443
Oh shit, the lasagna!
769
01:10:11,587 --> 01:10:15,887
Dammit Trucky, l can't believe
you burned that lasagna again.
770
01:10:22,932 --> 01:10:26,026
That is the longest movie clip
l've ever seen.
771
01:10:26,168 --> 01:10:28,136
Then you are Pootie Tang.
772
01:10:28,271 --> 01:10:30,296
Sa da tay!
773
01:10:30,473 --> 01:10:32,998
Exactly. Pootie Tang,
it's been bettie having you by.
774
01:10:33,142 --> 01:10:35,337
Bob, I dabe the sammie.
775
01:10:35,444 --> 01:10:36,877
I dabe the sammie.
776
01:10:36,979 --> 01:10:39,880
Cole me on the panny sty.
777
01:10:41,217 --> 01:10:42,809
Sorry, what was that?
778
01:10:42,952 --> 01:10:47,048
Cole me on the panny sty.
779
01:10:47,189 --> 01:10:50,750
What the hell are you talking about?
780
01:10:54,997 --> 01:10:57,898
Cole me down on the panny sty?
781
01:10:58,034 --> 01:10:59,695
Oh, cole me down on the panny sty.
782
01:10:59,869 --> 01:11:02,804
All right.
Thank you, Pootie Tang.
783
01:11:07,343 --> 01:11:12,872
Pootie Tang,
Pootie Tang! l love it.
784
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:19,379
He's so sexy,
l love Pootie.
785
01:11:32,969 --> 01:11:33,993
Cut!
786
01:11:34,136 --> 01:11:36,331
Pootie Tang got three gold records.
787
01:11:36,472 --> 01:11:39,532
Pootie gets all the Grammies
because he's Pootie Tang.
788
01:11:39,675 --> 01:11:43,076
- He's terrific.
- l don't think he's so great.
789
01:11:50,152 --> 01:11:51,813
Pootie got you now.
790
01:11:53,222 --> 01:11:55,452
Pootie's about to make reservations
on you now.
791
01:11:55,591 --> 01:11:58,526
The red phone is blinking!
792
01:11:58,661 --> 01:12:01,357
lt's over for you now.
lt's over now for you.
793
01:12:01,497 --> 01:12:04,398
You know it's over.
He got you in the radar.
794
01:12:04,533 --> 01:12:08,560
Pootie got you now.
Red phone ringing.
795
01:12:12,908 --> 01:12:15,308
Man's got to do, l suppose.
796
01:12:15,444 --> 01:12:19,505
l guess whilst you're gone,
they can't make you do more movies.
797
01:12:19,649 --> 01:12:22,777
- No more movies!
- Do that line again.
798
01:12:22,918 --> 01:12:26,081
I'm gonna sine your pitty
on the runny kine.
799
01:12:49,945 --> 01:12:55,542
We don't like no trouble around here.
You know, quiet town.
800
01:12:58,554 --> 01:13:00,351
You look all right, though.
801
01:13:01,991 --> 01:13:04,459
A little weird, though, ain't you?
802
01:13:04,593 --> 01:13:07,221
That's my panny, di.
803
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,763
l suppose so.
804
01:13:13,469 --> 01:13:17,405
Yeah, baby,
it's time to get dirty.
805
01:13:39,995 --> 01:13:43,431
l can't hear a word you're saying
because l got earplugs in.
806
01:13:43,566 --> 01:13:45,500
But l'm tired of talking.
807
01:13:47,436 --> 01:13:50,928
Everybody run away.
Run, run, run!
808
01:13:53,142 --> 01:13:54,803
Pootie stays.
809
01:14:40,189 --> 01:14:43,852
I'm gonna sine your kitty
on the sepatown.
810
01:15:31,774 --> 01:15:34,766
I'm gonna sine your pitty...
811
01:15:34,910 --> 01:15:39,040
...on the runny...kine.
812
01:15:40,015 --> 01:15:41,573
Pootie did it again.
813
01:21:02,237 --> 01:21:03,704
Sa da tay!
814
01:21:13,015 --> 01:21:14,004
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