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自從胡巴與爹娘分開之後
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他便跟一班妖在深山生活
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但胡巴每天都很掛念爹娘
很想見到他們
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鬆得開扣住懷抱，拋得低幾多煎熬？
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當心中撇下煩惱，充滿開心嘅味道！
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親戚好友及元老，彼此交心喺呢度
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聲音中快樂無數，充滿開心嘅味道！
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老嫩接力，創造美好
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風花雪中月變做瑰寶
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舞吧笑吧，醉亦唱好
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情調蘊藏住愉快信號
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喧嘩聲繼續狂舞，乾一杯驅走感冒
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今天當你地嚟到，充滿開心嘅味道！
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爺爺嫲嫲上上下下，你你我我嘻嘻哈哈
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迓迓迮迮八八卦卦
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充滿開心嘅味道！
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老嫩接力，創造美好
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風花雪中月變做瑰寶
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舞吧笑吧，醉亦唱好
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情調蘊藏住愉快信號
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令快感颷高！
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不穿人皮真的顯得我更瘦
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你真是越來越苗條
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這是什麼？
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血妖
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壞妖王派來的！
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血妖
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胡巴呢？
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保護胡巴！
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胡巴！
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胡巴！
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又一隻！
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老公
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不用怕
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還有！
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又來一隻四翼妖
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胖瑩，跑！
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接住啊！
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滾
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小武
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傳過來
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竹篙
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我接到了！
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接住！
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頂球！
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去死吧！
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莫大娘，你先上
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捉穩
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別鬆手
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撐不住了
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捉穩啊！
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撐不住了！
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胖瑩
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到我們了！
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竹篙，胡巴逃走了嗎？
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嗯，走了
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胡巴會不會去找爹娘呢？
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（妖語）大王！赤天霸在！
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（妖語）那班廢物
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（妖語）連一隻小妖都捉不到
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（妖語）赤天霸
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（妖語）本王想你親自出馬去捉小妖
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（妖語）記住，要活捉！
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（妖語）我想親眼看看他有什麼本事
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（妖語）顛覆人妖兩界！
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（妖語）末將定當竭盡所能
完成任務！
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我好像有幻覺
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我師父又盲又啞，但他聽到的
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他說如此神出鬼沒的脈象，是第一次見
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簡直將人世間的婦科病
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集於一身！
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師父問你月事是每月哪一天？
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吓…有關係嗎？
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做了娘親
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這些事不用尷尬吧！
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他才是娘親！
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我每個月十五
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都會食齋
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大夫
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我身體很好，沒有病
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-喂，走吧
-等等！
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他自從生了孩子後
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就神經錯亂，失眠發惡夢
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大夫，應該怎樣醫？
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他說
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男人的產後抑鬱，他也是第一次見！
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你們就當他是女人來醫
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我都是這樣對他的
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每日什麼時候最不開心？
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想起將兒子送走的時候
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你得了心病
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這包拿回去煲
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三碗水煲一碗泥
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可不可以弄稀一點？
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鬼食泥一樣
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師父說你
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簡直病入膏肓！
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師父是要你
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把煲完的泥倒出來
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然後在上面插香
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心病求心安
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拜太陽最正氣！
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下一個！
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如果
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胡巴跟我們一起，你一定沒有事
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小心，小心
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嚇死我了！
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何方妖孽，速速現身！
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小妖在哪裡？！
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不知道你在講什麼！
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定！
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追！
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你沒事吧？
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-沒事
-那你幫我看一下
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我的兒子啊！
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大俠很厲害！
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多謝大俠相助
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沒受傷吧？
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（天師堂）
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你是天師堂的？
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你們也是天師？
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業餘而已
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在下宋天蔭
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內子霍小嵐
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未請教？
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在下天師堂
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雲青
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天師堂尚有事辦
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雲某恕不相陪
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告辭
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厲害！
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我在想
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他是天師堂的
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你爹也是天師
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或許會有阿爹的下落！
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那我們應該去看一看
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嗯！走！
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你說
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胡巴會不會害怕行雷閃電呢？
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胡巴這麼百厭
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我想雷公都怕了他
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你什麼時候做的？
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其實我不是不掛念他
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但我覺得
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人和妖還未可以一齊生活
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有時我跟公仔說說話
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就當胡巴還在身邊
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十錢天師在此！妖怪別走！
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有妖啊！
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捉住他！捉住他！
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有妖啊！
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有妖啊！
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有妖啊！
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真…真的有妖啊
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捉住他
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捉住他
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站住！站住！
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（清水鎮）
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別跑！別跑！
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他不見了
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去了哪裡呢？
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看見他嗎？
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小妖在那邊啊！
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不要讓他跑掉
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追他！
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哎呀，他跑了！
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追他！
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別跑！別跑！
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去了哪裡？怎麼找都找不到
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一定要找到他
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搜！給我搜他出來！
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怎麼找都找不到
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這裡沒有，去別的地方找
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-什麼都沒有
-走吧
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（妖語）你從哪裡來的？
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你找爹娘啊
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買定離手
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大！大！大！
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大啊！
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厲害啊，大哥！
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你連贏了十五鋪！
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你手氣好，厲害！
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一個連失敗都沒嘗試過的人
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贏錢
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有什麼意義呢？
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那讓我給你一些人生意義吧！
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一鋪定輸贏
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全部下注
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跟不跟？
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想放棄的話
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現在就拿你的錢走
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我從來不放棄任何一個機會
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更何況
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是這麼漂亮的
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不用比了吧？
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是什麼東西？
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嘿嘿，不好意思
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這位美女，請問茅廁在哪裡？
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我猜在那邊，謝謝
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你給我站住！
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原來你們兩個聯手出老千
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信不信我剁了你們
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你含血噴人！
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這東西從你的骰盅跌出來
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你跟他串通出老千才對
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信不信我剁了你們兩個！
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屠四谷
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你這個人渣！
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信不信你阿爺我剁了你
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屠四谷？是他？
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還錢啊！
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還錢啊！
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你欠我錢！快些還錢！
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屠四谷
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屠四谷
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喂！屠四谷在這裡！
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-還錢啊！
-快！捉住他
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屠四谷
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笨笨
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笨笨
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救命啊！不用這麼高吧！
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塊地呢？
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在那邊！
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停！
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退後！
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幫忙捉住他！
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別跑！站住！
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捉住他！捉住他！
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別跑！
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去另一邊截住他！
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衝前
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真是煩啊！
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不見了
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人呢？去了哪裡？
235
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,017
為什麼多了塊簾？
236
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,214
當年老子在廟街
237
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,424
一個劈十個
238
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,593
人稱廟街十二少
239
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:26,803
一班細的都叫我做老大
240
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,513
我靠的不是壁虎功
241
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,024
是講道義
242
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:30,974
說好賭五鋪
243
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:32,818
你賭了十五鋪
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00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,020
現在是要跟我算帳嗎？
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00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,938
加班費，十兩！
246
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,024
屙嘔醫藥費，十兩！
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00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,567
剛才你不認我是兄弟
248
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,569
精神補償費，十兩！
249
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,446
還有加班不能和女朋友看戲
250
00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:45,655
兩張戲飛錢
251
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即是總共十兩啦
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-對！
-搞砸我的賭局
253
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,628
居然好意思問我拿錢！
254
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:53,246
我屠四谷生平最憎貪得無厭的人
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和妖
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00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,009
我說過見一個殺一個
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00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:58,636
見一隻劏一隻
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00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:00,429
笨笨，刀！
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00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,216
你發神經啊
260
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,602
劏這小東西，不用這麼大把刀啊
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00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,104
給我一把細一點的
262
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,971
貪得無厭的人
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00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,681
你不是見一個殺一個嗎？
264
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,943
你切腹以謝天下吧
265
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:18,688
不加錢都要出足糧
266
00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:20,607
你跟我鬥無賴
267
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,359
我叫我女朋友吞了你
268
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,777
我女朋友個口好大
269
00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,162
嚇鬼啊
270
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,488
有幾大呀？
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00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:27,614
有沒有我的頭這麼大啊？
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00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:28,907
好！
273
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,117
你不要面
274
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,503
-那我都不要命！
-又不用這樣
275
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,079
我屠四谷在江湖上
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都算有頭有面
277
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,801
我給你
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00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,597
（定）
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00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,348
（妖語）你阿爺
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00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:54,641
你遲早被雷劈！
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00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:56,527
被雷劈我一定捉住你不放
282
00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:57,987
（妖語）去死啦你
283
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,397
整天講錢你死後帶得走嗎？
284
00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:02,241
我死了你就最開心
285
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,496
好味！
286
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:09,698
粟米在哪裡找回來？
287
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:11,950
真金白銀跟張大媽買的
288
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,452
那明天路過
289
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:14,786
買多十條八條回來
290
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,506
你還欠她三十兩未還
291
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:20,009
她說你娶她細女小翠
292
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,553
不用還而且有銀兩回贈
293
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:24,555
那個小翠
294
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,724
比你肥幾個碼
295
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,675
算了，你告訴張大媽
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00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,352
我破例還錢
297
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:34,732
你哪位啊？
298
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,603
你私生子啊？
299
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:41,489
剛認識的
300
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,748
巴你個頭
301
00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:52,583
吃我的東西
302
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,210
還這麼囂張
303
00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:59,006
再見啦小朋友
304
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:18,484
（天師堂）
305
00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:23,364
來！發薪水啦！
306
00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:52,643
刺妖
307
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,314
那隻小妖看來仍是小孩子
308
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,533
嗯
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00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,152
謝謝
310
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,372
下一個，章天師
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00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:17,543
原來天師堂這麼富有
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00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,087
謝謝
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00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:21,454
其實
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00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:23,257
我也應該升三錢了
315
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,709
薪水應該不少吧
316
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:27,511
那我也應該升了
317
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:30,347
你？
318
00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:32,349
你還是生小孩吧！
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00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:41,692
（捕妖亭）
320
00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:02,078
買東西去左邊，維修去右邊
321
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,705
隨便看就請回吧
322
00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:05,341
我很忙的
323
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:07,375
那…打攪了
324
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,720
-女人
-我們就隨便看看
325
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,305
姑娘留步
326
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,676
我是
327
00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,895
亭主？
328
00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:19,054
你怎麼知道呢？
329
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:21,190
你是負責維修部的嗎？
330
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,275
你有東西要維修嗎？
331
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,320
你怎麼知道呢？
332
00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,648
捉妖時被衰妖弄壞的嗎？
333
00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:31,408
你怎麼知道呢？
334
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:35,496
你猜我怎麼知道呢？
335
00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:38,082
-我
-我猜你不用知道
336
00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:39,783
看你這副尊容
337
00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:41,293
你到底懂不懂修理？
338
00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:42,911
坦白說
339
00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:45,339
男人斷鞭就彰顯出一份無能
340
00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:47,967
你連自己的鞭也弄壞
341
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,052
恕我沒本事幫你修好
342
00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:51,971
別理他
343
00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:54,515
我覺得你這造型很出眾
344
00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:55,924
我也覺得
345
00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:57,300
你看起來
346
00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:59,761
兩個月沒有洗過的頭
347
00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:01,304
正正彰顯你
348
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:02,722
不拘小節的
349
00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:04,650
大方和味道
350
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:06,443
拿來
351
00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:08,311
這條鞭其實是我的
352
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,072
不能修好嗎？
353
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:11,657
姑娘
354
00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:14,576
天下之事很難說
355
00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:17,538
既然鞭是姑娘的
356
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,282
我突然又會修了，真是神蹟
357
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:23,377
我就知道你可以修好！
358
00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:26,630
我就知道我們心有靈犀
359
00:28:28,082 --> 00:28:29,207
知道啦
360
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,552
它們，它們都想要武器，新的
361
00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:32,919
姑娘開口
362
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,513
什麼也有
363
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,265
你知世界上
364
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,559
知己難求
365
00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:39,843
謝謝
366
00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,302
你這裡有很多好東西
367
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,313
隨便，想要就拿去
368
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:45,682
先走了，多謝
369
00:28:45,683 --> 00:28:47,234
快點幫我修好！
370
00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:53,231
你
371
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,701
是不是呷醋？
372
00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,494
你怎麼知道呢？
373
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:02,124
因為我們心有靈犀嘛
374
00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:06,578
哼！你回去跟他靈犀吧！
375
00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,464
小器鬼！
376
00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:09,664
小器鬼！
377
00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:11,800
（真金莊）
378
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:31,904
朱老闆
379
00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:34,364
搞什麼呢？
380
00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:35,899
欠錢時
381
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:37,275
就叫我「朱老闆」
382
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:38,777
借錢時
383
00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,621
就叫我「小朱朱」
384
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,071
在你心裡面
385
00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:43,916
我到底是哪個？
386
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,575
還有一個問題
387
00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:47,160
你老實答我
388
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:48,328
什麼時候還錢？
389
00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:49,421
錯
390
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,595
什麼時候成親？
391
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,808
三個月還不清債
392
00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,008
小屠屠
393
00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:05,354
甘願入贅給親愛的小朱朱
394
00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,847
這張是你親手簽的婚約
395
00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:10,400
上面有你親自吻的唇印
396
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:13,895
那晚你灌醉我叫我簽的吧
397
00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:15,647
我以為只是欠單
398
00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:17,324
錢我不用你還
399
00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:19,409
日子我已選好了
400
00:30:19,527 --> 00:30:20,652
今天
401
00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:23,947
就是黃道吉日
402
00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:25,874
不行，不行
403
00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:27,909
沒父母之命，媒妁之言
404
00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,118
不合規矩的
405
00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,964
你就這麼不願意和我成親，是吧！
406
00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:34,258
你真是
407
00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:35,843
賤
408
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:48,147
選一個你喜歡的妹妹
409
00:30:54,812 --> 00:30:56,613
即是選到哪個就是哪個？
410
00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,148
你也可以選我
411
00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:00,909
（成親）
412
00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:23,056
（梳頭）
413
00:31:23,841 --> 00:31:24,883
隨便梳順就可以了
414
00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:26,351
不用搞太多花樣
415
00:31:26,677 --> 00:31:28,187
嗯
416
00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:40,607
講！
417
00:31:40,608 --> 00:31:41,992
什麼時候還錢？
418
00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:44,485
我不是不想還錢，阿姐
419
00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:46,496
我現在沒有錢嘛
420
00:31:46,864 --> 00:31:48,415
那你…
421
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:49,908
再選一次
422
00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:51,752
（拔牙）
423
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:53,328
（擊臀）
424
00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:54,504
（撫手）
425
00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:58,467
那就
426
00:31:58,626 --> 00:31:59,801
她吧
427
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:20,322
喂！停啊！
428
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,574
三日，三日一定還
429
00:32:23,317 --> 00:32:23,957
不還錢
430
00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:25,285
不還錢…我屠四谷
431
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:28,738
橫屍街頭
432
00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:30,374
死無全屍！
433
00:32:32,201 --> 00:32:33,502
老闆
434
00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,629
捉到小妖的人到了
435
00:32:35,746 --> 00:32:36,913
朱老闆
436
00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:39,132
喂！朱老闆！
437
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,805
（小妖 如有尋獲 重重有賞）
438
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:48,892
下一個
439
00:32:53,347 --> 00:32:54,481
下一個
440
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:01,738
滾！
441
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:03,189
老闆
442
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:05,117
屠四谷就快斷氣了
443
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:08,161
好了，好了
444
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:14,042
如果他斷了氣
445
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,711
我娶誰啊
446
00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,955
我娶誰啊？
447
00:33:18,956 --> 00:33:21,133
我要的是這一隻
448
00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:24,011
不是這些
449
00:33:26,130 --> 00:33:28,256
你也想找這隻小妖啊？
450
00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:30,299
經常「胡巴胡巴」那樣叫的？
451
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:31,727
你知道他在哪裡？
452
00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:33,219
我跟他好熟的
453
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,938
經常一起玩
454
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,108
你帶他給我
455
00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:39,818
我們兩個的事
456
00:33:40,102 --> 00:33:41,320
再說
457
00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:48,327
（無妖亭）
458
00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:11,224
（宋戴天）
459
00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:17,147
別動
460
00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,058
哎呀！那麼笨拙！
461
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:21,684
別人的靈位不能碰啊！
462
00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:22,819
小嵐
463
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:25,489
阿爹
464
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:29,117
喂！放下！不准碰！
465
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,821
大膽狂徒！在這裡搗亂！
466
00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:34,906
這是我爹的靈位！
467
00:34:34,907 --> 00:34:37,793
對，這是我老爺的靈位！
468
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,091
雲師兄
469
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:45,467
雲大哥
470
00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:49,513
你是宋戴天的公子？
471
00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,933
你，你認識我爹？
472
00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:54,309
他是我師兄
473
00:34:55,928 --> 00:34:57,261
這是我爹的劍
474
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:59,898
我有此劍，足以證明
475
00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:04,227
你雙眼
476
00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:05,987
確實跟你阿爹很相似
477
00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:07,614
我爹
478
00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:09,408
是否已經不在了？
479
00:35:11,902 --> 00:35:13,444
你阿爹十年前失蹤
480
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,080
就是在清水鎮
481
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:17,573
當下是生是死
482
00:35:17,574 --> 00:35:19,167
沒有人知道
483
00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:23,454
我和天蔭去過很多地方
484
00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:24,789
但至今
485
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,591
仍然沒有他的下落
486
00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:30,628
（天師錄）
487
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:32,672
裡面有你阿爹的捉妖紀錄
488
00:35:32,673 --> 00:35:33,589
我想
489
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,842
我想應該對你找阿爹有幫助
490
00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:37,018
雲大哥
491
00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:38,845
不管能不能找到我爹
492
00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:40,355
我也要多謝你
493
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:41,764
都是天師
494
00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:42,941
自己人
495
00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:46,894
宋師兄至今未歸
496
00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:49,990
表示了人妖兩界矛盾未平
497
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:55,036
但單靠我們凡人之力，確實很難
498
00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:56,737
傳說提及
499
00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:58,114
一隻小妖
500
00:35:58,115 --> 00:36:00,783
能夠顛覆人妖兩界的狀況
501
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,535
一隻小妖？
502
00:36:02,536 --> 00:36:03,744
相傳是
503
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:06,089
前妖王的小王子
504
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,091
頭上長滿青草
505
00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:11,052
開心的時候會發出一種聲音
506
00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:13,305
胡巴
507
00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:14,598
胡巴
508
00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:16,224
可惜
509
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,018
他已不知所蹤
510
00:36:18,177 --> 00:36:21,396
那麼，還有沒有其他方法？
511
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,817
我突然想到一個方法
512
00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:27,277
可以一試
513
00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,034
（尋妖亭）
514
00:36:40,282 --> 00:36:41,741
思念沙丘
515
00:36:41,742 --> 00:36:44,368
這是我們天師堂用來尋妖的
516
00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:45,119
妖呢
517
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,872
如果對血緣親屬心生思念
518
00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:49,925
就會產生一種念力
519
00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:52,043
指示出另一隻妖的方向
520
00:36:52,044 --> 00:36:53,345
人可以用嗎？
521
00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:54,962
我們沒試過
522
00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,505
或者
523
00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:59,017
你心裡有什麼特別思念的對象
524
00:36:59,593 --> 00:37:01,093
都可以試試
525
00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:02,270
雲師兄
526
00:37:04,473 --> 00:37:06,265
早前逃走的小刺妖
527
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:07,266
我們剛剛在附近
528
00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:08,735
捉到他的娘親
529
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,107
刺妖為禍人間
530
00:37:15,108 --> 00:37:17,244
一定要殺之而後快
531
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:58,368
兒子
532
00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:09,170
在天樞崖
533
00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:11,214
所有天師，馬上起行！
534
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:12,841
雲大哥
535
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,718
我們可以一起去嗎？
536
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,484
小刺妖
537
00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:34,696
你娘親很擔心你
538
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:47,292
你…見過…我娘親？
539
00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:49,368
在天師堂
540
00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:52,204
我救人…為什麼…捉我啊？
541
00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:53,164
你救人？
542
00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:54,382
救了什麼人？
543
00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:15,654
你們是殺妖還是捉妖？
544
00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:17,113
沒有分別！
545
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:21,660
停手！
546
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:30,835
雲大哥
547
00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:33,672
剛才誰欺負我相公？
548
00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:36,716
這個
549
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:38,343
追
550
00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:39,928
雲大哥
551
00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:41,921
小刺妖說他只是為了救人
552
00:39:41,922 --> 00:39:42,963
妖的說話你也相信
553
00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:45,174
他一直破壞獵人的捕獸器，他該死
554
00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:46,258
人有善惡
555
00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:48,019
妖也並不全是壞的
556
00:39:49,638 --> 00:39:51,439
先問清楚再說
557
00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:02,826
我們不會傷害你
558
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,151
告訴我
559
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:05,704
你是想救誰？
560
00:40:05,946 --> 00:40:08,364
獵人，陷阱
561
00:40:08,365 --> 00:40:11,710
傷到小朋友，我去救
562
00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:14,921
他們，說我破壞
563
00:40:14,955 --> 00:40:16,256
殺我
564
00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:27,341
雲大哥，小刺妖受了傷
565
00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:28,509
我們帶他回去
566
00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:30,845
可以不傷害他們兩母子嗎？
567
00:40:30,846 --> 00:40:33,732
天師堂一定會明辨是非
568
00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:41,322
你知道嗎？
569
00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:45,034
娘親很掛念你
570
00:40:58,540 --> 00:41:00,091
你知道嗎？
571
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:03,094
你走了之後
572
00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:06,139
娘親怕永遠都見不到你
573
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:26,108
世界上最痛苦的事情
574
00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:28,703
就是跟家人分開
575
00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,087
所以
576
00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:40,381
你不要放棄她
577
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:43,092
跟我們一起回去
578
00:41:43,502 --> 00:41:45,386
和娘親團聚
579
00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:47,305
好不好？
580
00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:09,828
胡巴胡巴
581
00:42:09,945 --> 00:42:11,204
胡巴
582
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,377
常跟你說，得饒人處且饒人
583
00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:19,036
那小蘿蔔那麼可愛
584
00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,329
跟著我們有什麼關係？
585
00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:21,956
你就是要趕走他
586
00:42:21,957 --> 00:42:23,675
你好無情啊
587
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:25,176
（妖語）你阿爺
588
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:26,845
你罵我幹什麼？
589
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,128
你真的想留他
590
00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:29,797
你阻止我嘛
591
00:42:29,798 --> 00:42:31,882
做妖做得你這麼沒有立場
592
00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,759
喂，你不如不要賣他
593
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,229
我知道胡巴在找他的家人
594
00:42:36,263 --> 00:42:38,022
家人值多少錢？
595
00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:39,390
我告訴你
596
00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:40,808
這個世界除了錢
597
00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:42,193
你什麼也不要信
598
00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:44,529
不賣他怎麼還債
599
00:42:44,938 --> 00:42:46,438
你想我被朱金真斬死？
600
00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:47,699
她不會斬死你
601
00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:49,066
她會愛死你
602
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:50,818
你乾脆嫁給她吧
603
00:42:50,819 --> 00:42:52,486
那麼張大媽的細女
604
00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:54,038
可以死心
605
00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:57,208
你肥懵了呀
606
00:43:07,294 --> 00:43:08,970
胡巴胡巴
607
00:43:14,134 --> 00:43:15,727
你這死笨笨
608
00:43:16,011 --> 00:43:17,812
又跟我玩捉迷藏嗎？
609
00:43:19,306 --> 00:43:21,232
你被我捉到就死
610
00:43:34,404 --> 00:43:35,988
哇！小蘿蔔！
611
00:43:35,989 --> 00:43:37,707
原來你在這裡
612
00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:40,868
好久不見了
613
00:43:40,869 --> 00:43:42,378
你好嗎？
614
00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,548
我專程帶你回去見爹娘的
615
00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:48,551
肚子餓不餓啊？
616
00:44:01,431 --> 00:44:03,733
請你吃粟米，還向我噴口水！
617
00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:05,059
信不信我教訓你！
618
00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:06,935
你幹嘛又打他？
619
00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:09,772
妖喜歡人，才會對他吐口水
620
00:44:09,773 --> 00:44:11,774
但他怎會喜歡市儈的人
621
00:44:11,775 --> 00:44:13,275
一定是噴我的！
622
00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:14,526
胡巴，胡巴
623
00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:16,287
你盲了嗎？
624
00:44:17,864 --> 00:44:21,084
（妖語）娘親，娘親
625
00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:25,922
（妖語）娘親在，不用怕
626
00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:34,505
原來只要兩母子在一起
627
00:44:34,506 --> 00:44:36,766
連被困也會這麼開心
628
00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:42,146
你在看什麼？
629
00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:44,223
我在看
630
00:44:44,224 --> 00:44:46,484
怎樣放他們走
631
00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:49,478
看他們現在這樣子
632
00:44:49,479 --> 00:44:51,105
也未必想馬上離開
633
00:44:51,106 --> 00:44:52,272
萬一放出去後
634
00:44:52,273 --> 00:44:54,483
他們繼續被人傷害怎辦？
635
00:44:54,484 --> 00:44:56,619
難道他們在這裡就安全嗎？
636
00:45:31,813 --> 00:45:33,322
我有辦法
637
00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:39,954
哇！你為什麼放走他們？
638
00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:44,283
哇！你飲這麼多？
639
00:45:44,284 --> 00:45:45,835
這個
640
00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:49,213
高一點好
641
00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:52,541
-低一點
-高一點，高一點才顯得高貴嘛
642
00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:53,709
低一點
643
00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:55,219
閉嘴
644
00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:58,848
你們以為上插花堂啊
645
00:46:04,429 --> 00:46:06,355
倒真的蠻漂亮
646
00:46:23,198 --> 00:46:25,166
位置不對
647
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,085
偏左一些
648
00:46:28,578 --> 00:46:29,870
念力御物
649
00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:32,215
一定要專心
650
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:39,046
傻瓜
651
00:46:39,047 --> 00:46:40,589
你在想什麼？
652
00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:43,226
難道真的有產後抑鬱傻瓜症？
653
00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:45,603
我沒有想什麼
654
00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:52,902
我幫你整蠱屠四谷
655
00:46:53,019 --> 00:46:55,312
胡巴胡巴，你知道嗎？
656
00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:57,481
嬰兒妖被人嚇到
657
00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:58,982
嚇得大叫
658
00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:00,827
誰會來救他？
659
00:47:03,905 --> 00:47:06,240
嬰兒妖的口水噴過誰
660
00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:07,032
嬰兒妖一叫
661
00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:09,961
誰就會看到嬰兒妖看到的東西
662
00:47:19,379 --> 00:47:21,222
小妖我找到了
663
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,016
我們談一下價錢吧
664
00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:31,774
哇，你
665
00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:35,653
你很漂亮啊
666
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,738
我知道
667
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:42,535
先親一下，再練
668
00:47:44,946 --> 00:47:47,165
你為什麼色瞇瞇的？
669
00:47:49,909 --> 00:47:51,460
你不喜歡？
670
00:47:53,246 --> 00:47:55,122
你今天的眼神
671
00:47:55,123 --> 00:47:57,216
倒有點坦誠
672
00:47:57,667 --> 00:48:00,136
就給你機會說真話
673
00:48:00,712 --> 00:48:02,263
像不像你的女神啊？
674
00:48:07,010 --> 00:48:08,093
鬼呀
675
00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:09,854
很嘔心
676
00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:14,850
你不喜歡
677
00:48:14,851 --> 00:48:17,028
也不用這麼大力打我吧
678
00:48:17,854 --> 00:48:19,187
對我們老闆不敬
679
00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:21,115
還說我們老闆是鬼
680
00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:25,694
對不起，對不起
681
00:48:25,695 --> 00:48:27,538
我不是有心的
682
00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:29,072
但是我剛才
683
00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:31,959
真的見到比你更嘔心的東西
684
00:48:32,035 --> 00:48:33,201
你說什麼？
685
00:48:33,202 --> 00:48:35,338
既然你不喜歡我
686
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,539
給我小蘿蔔
687
00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:38,916
不能議價
688
00:48:38,917 --> 00:48:39,958
世界上最美的
689
00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:41,543
是女鬼
690
00:48:41,544 --> 00:48:43,638
我只是這個意思
691
00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:47,099
你簡直美若天仙
692
00:48:49,052 --> 00:48:50,928
你真的
693
00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:52,647
喜歡？
694
00:48:53,222 --> 00:48:54,899
真的喜歡
695
00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:03,574
你今天的樣貌
696
00:49:03,733 --> 00:49:05,534
簡直就像
697
00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:11,332
屁股啊！
698
00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:13,459
為什麼用屁股對著我？
699
00:49:16,913 --> 00:49:19,006
我的屁股哪有這麼俊俏？
700
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:25,504
老闆
701
00:49:25,505 --> 00:49:26,880
不如剁掉他的嘴巴
702
00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:27,965
看到這樣的東西
703
00:49:27,966 --> 00:49:29,383
應該罰他整雙眼挖掉
704
00:49:29,384 --> 00:49:30,509
先剁掉嘴巴
705
00:49:30,510 --> 00:49:31,927
先挖掉雙眼
706
00:49:31,928 --> 00:49:33,980
你真的是犯賤
707
00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:39,101
我真心覺得你今天很美
708
00:49:39,102 --> 00:49:41,269
但我剛才真的見到個屁股
709
00:49:41,270 --> 00:49:43,063
還有一雙腳的
710
00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:45,524
你以為我是三歲小孩嗎？
711
00:49:45,525 --> 00:49:46,984
我信鬼
712
00:49:46,985 --> 00:49:49,078
也不信你這張臭嘴
713
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:51,539
我得不到的
714
00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:53,240
誰都不能要！
715
00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:54,282
冷靜冷靜
716
00:49:54,283 --> 00:49:55,409
小蘿蔔
717
00:49:55,410 --> 00:49:56,785
免費送給你
718
00:49:56,786 --> 00:49:59,171
你如果斗膽再欺騙我
719
00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:01,048
我一定
720
00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:05,469
斬草除根！
721
00:50:25,982 --> 00:50:28,659
原來是你這王八蛋在作弄我
722
00:50:37,452 --> 00:50:38,827
我記得你的肩膊
723
00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:40,120
有舊患
724
00:50:40,121 --> 00:50:41,621
這些病不能拖
725
00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:43,716
我幫你捏捏，來
726
00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:50,130
你今天
727
00:50:50,131 --> 00:50:52,600
為什麼這麼色啊？
728
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,270
坐下吧
729
00:50:56,471 --> 00:50:57,262
你休息一下
730
00:50:57,263 --> 00:50:58,773
我很快回來
731
00:51:01,184 --> 00:51:02,777
你什麼意思啊？
732
00:51:10,777 --> 00:51:12,027
死笨蛋
733
00:51:12,028 --> 00:51:13,403
扮鬼來嚇我
734
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:15,706
誰叫你賣胡巴
735
00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:18,784
剛才我是否看到他看到的東西？
736
00:51:18,785 --> 00:51:20,118
嗯
737
00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:21,870
你們兩個在搞什麼？
738
00:51:21,871 --> 00:51:24,081
因為他噴過你口水
739
00:51:24,082 --> 00:51:26,124
他被人嚇到大叫的時候
740
00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:28,344
你就可以看到他看見的東西
741
00:51:33,758 --> 00:51:35,643
我見到胡巴的手！
742
00:51:42,642 --> 00:51:44,017
你不早點跟我說
743
00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:45,736
你也沒問啊！
744
00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:54,078
小朱朱
745
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,779
一天
746
00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:57,239
給我一天時間
747
00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,375
明天我帶小蘿蔔來見你
748
00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:03,120
我今次不會再信你
749
00:52:03,121 --> 00:52:05,214
一切都是假的
750
00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:14,557
怎會是假的呢？
751
00:52:16,759 --> 00:52:18,310
相信我
752
00:52:24,225 --> 00:52:25,433
既然這樣
753
00:52:25,434 --> 00:52:26,935
借多一百兩給我呢
754
00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:28,863
最多加一張賣身契給你
755
00:52:29,438 --> 00:52:30,897
又一次了
756
00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,524
小屠屠
757
00:52:32,525 --> 00:52:33,775
愛
758
00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:35,318
小朱朱
759
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:37,580
一生一世
760
00:52:45,121 --> 00:52:48,299
（愛）
761
00:53:02,388 --> 00:53:03,981
明天見
762
00:53:16,569 --> 00:53:18,787
又一次了
763
00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:19,738
老闆
764
00:53:19,739 --> 00:53:21,156
你還要被他欺騙多少次
765
00:53:21,157 --> 00:53:22,666
錯
766
00:53:22,783 --> 00:53:24,242
看他的眼神
767
00:53:24,243 --> 00:53:25,994
聽他的心跳
768
00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:27,662
還有他親筆寫的
769
00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:29,381
誓盟
770
00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:33,511
老闆！你看！
771
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:36,129
（小屠屠「欠」小朱朱一生一世）
他又欺騙你了
772
00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:38,349
我都有記下來的，老闆
773
00:53:41,802 --> 00:53:43,687
很多次了？
774
00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:46,982
老闆
775
00:53:52,271 --> 00:53:56,116
算了，算了
776
00:53:56,359 --> 00:53:59,453
老闆，你也不要太傷心了
777
00:54:01,155 --> 00:54:03,374
你們不明白愛
778
00:54:05,493 --> 00:54:07,452
換一張名貴的紙
779
00:54:07,453 --> 00:54:09,547
重新開始
780
00:54:11,958 --> 00:54:13,667
胡巴，糊吧
781
00:54:13,668 --> 00:54:14,876
叫這個名字
782
00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:17,346
不打麻將真的浪費了你！
783
00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:30,985
（屠四谷欠小孩三文錢不還
天「豬」地滅）
784
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:33,353
只不過是一對手
785
00:54:33,354 --> 00:54:35,146
也不一定是胡巴的吧
786
00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:36,991
你不要擔心啦
787
00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:39,567
原來阿爹當年在天師堂
788
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,370
不太受人歡迎
789
00:54:41,404 --> 00:54:43,113
他放走了很多妖
790
00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:45,291
他只捉害人的壞妖
791
00:54:45,491 --> 00:54:46,408
這裡寫
792
00:54:46,409 --> 00:54:47,784
阿爹留給我的劍
793
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:49,712
可以變大變小
794
00:54:49,996 --> 00:54:52,205
原來變大就可以打大妖
795
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:56,093
咒語是「蘇嚕蘇嚕」
796
00:54:56,377 --> 00:54:58,012
你說胡巴
797
00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:00,973
是不是報夢給我呢？
798
00:55:10,933 --> 00:55:12,443
八萬
799
00:55:16,314 --> 00:55:17,823
九萬
800
00:55:19,859 --> 00:55:20,608
發財
801
00:55:20,609 --> 00:55:21,910
碰
802
00:55:22,778 --> 00:55:24,538
（中）
803
00:55:28,284 --> 00:55:29,409
我食糊
804
00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:30,577
又是你食糊
805
00:55:30,578 --> 00:55:32,704
-這麼好運？
-為什麼好牌都去了你那裡？
806
00:55:32,705 --> 00:55:34,122
玩了八鋪仍是你做莊！
807
00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:36,467
不是吧，又是你贏！
808
00:55:40,212 --> 00:55:41,838
你坐了我的座位啊！
809
00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,798
真是冤家路窄
810
00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:44,966
小翠
811
00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:46,384
今天不用賣粟米
812
00:55:46,385 --> 00:55:47,886
有空出來玩四圈？
813
00:55:47,887 --> 00:55:49,471
要你管！
814
00:55:49,472 --> 00:55:50,981
快點！
815
00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,447
八萬
816
00:56:10,785 --> 00:56:12,544
我又看到了
817
00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:14,037
九萬
818
00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:15,714
你又看到什麼啊？
819
00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:17,758
粟米
820
00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:29,186
碰
821
00:56:31,263 --> 00:56:32,773
三筒
822
00:56:40,773 --> 00:56:42,199
九萬
823
00:56:57,456 --> 00:56:59,216
鬍鬚
824
00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:01,000
食糊
825
00:57:01,001 --> 00:57:02,752
多鬍多糊
826
00:57:02,753 --> 00:57:04,722
你好像一個人
827
00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:06,256
但他的鼻
828
00:57:06,257 --> 00:57:08,100
沒有你那麼大
829
00:57:14,723 --> 00:57:15,974
豬膽鼻
830
00:57:15,975 --> 00:57:17,684
富貴多金之相
831
00:57:17,685 --> 00:57:19,069
你認錯人了
832
00:57:21,272 --> 00:57:22,105
你是
833
00:57:22,106 --> 00:57:23,323
屠
834
00:57:24,692 --> 00:57:25,400
笨笨
835
00:57:25,401 --> 00:57:26,535
屠四谷
836
00:57:26,986 --> 00:57:28,454
屠四谷
837
00:57:29,989 --> 00:57:31,290
還錢！
838
00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:33,375
別讓他跑掉！
839
00:57:39,248 --> 00:57:40,290
是胡巴呀
840
00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:41,749
我真的見到胡巴啊
841
00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,719
屠
842
00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,513
屠四谷在那邊！
843
00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:54,313
你別跑，屠四谷
844
00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:00,068
屠四谷，別跑
845
00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:14,282
笨笨
846
00:58:14,283 --> 00:58:15,542
快點！
847
00:58:27,796 --> 00:58:29,765
屠四谷，不要跑！站住！
848
00:58:32,885 --> 00:58:34,645
別讓他跑掉！
849
00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:52,737
走得這麼快
850
00:58:52,738 --> 00:58:53,956
給我分散開去搜！
851
00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:57,334
還在弄鬍鬚，快點穿老虎皮
852
00:58:57,826 --> 00:59:00,119
你們趕著去西方極樂嗎？
853
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,704
趕出場，趕出場啊
854
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,882
每次化妝出場也好像吃了兩打蝸牛一樣
855
00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:04,958
你呀
856
00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:05,833
等一下間場時
857
00:59:05,834 --> 00:59:07,043
去派單張
858
00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:08,637
快點！
859
00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:33,861
真的沒有你們要找的人
860
00:59:33,862 --> 00:59:35,831
全部都是戲子
861
00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:36,990
慢走慢走
862
00:59:36,991 --> 00:59:38,542
我不送了
863
00:59:39,618 --> 00:59:41,119
幾位大哥慢走
864
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:42,453
有空來支持
865
00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:44,172
多多來支持
866
00:59:45,332 --> 00:59:46,541
輪到你上台了！
867
00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:47,885
在等你啊！
868
00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:53,974
到你了，到你了！
869
00:59:55,426 --> 00:59:57,343
老虎來啦
870
00:59:57,344 --> 00:59:58,303
來來來
871
00:59:58,304 --> 01:00:01,064
沒事的沒事的
872
01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:04,892
躺好
873
01:00:04,893 --> 01:00:06,570
別動
874
01:00:07,813 --> 01:00:09,197
兄弟
875
01:00:09,398 --> 01:00:10,565
輕力點
876
01:00:10,566 --> 01:00:11,774
我第一次
877
01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:13,192
緣份啊
878
01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:14,786
我也是第一次
879
01:00:15,404 --> 01:00:17,372
心口碎大石！
880
01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:31,085
你不如用力點吧
881
01:00:31,086 --> 01:00:32,262
可以
882
01:00:42,389 --> 01:00:44,265
兄弟，你不要怨我
883
01:00:44,266 --> 01:00:46,652
是你叫我用力點的…對吧
884
01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:49,363
起來
885
01:00:49,605 --> 01:00:51,323
帶他走，帶他走
886
01:00:57,905 --> 01:00:58,863
你為什麼還在這裡？
887
01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:00,165
快點快點
888
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,500
為什麼污糟邋遢？
889
01:01:01,617 --> 01:01:02,659
快快快
890
01:01:02,660 --> 01:01:03,835
入去
891
01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:15,713
又是你？
892
01:01:15,714 --> 01:01:17,423
你玩雜技還是玩魔術的？
893
01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:18,966
現在生意難做
894
01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:20,843
老闆吩咐做什麼就做什麼
895
01:01:20,844 --> 01:01:21,886
喂喂喂
896
01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:23,554
這個你不是第一次吧？
897
01:01:23,555 --> 01:01:24,472
兄弟
898
01:01:24,473 --> 01:01:25,640
你放心
899
01:01:25,641 --> 01:01:27,109
我玩這個
900
01:01:27,226 --> 01:01:28,652
二十多年了
901
01:01:33,565 --> 01:01:34,732
不好意思兄弟
902
01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:36,201
插錯位置
903
01:01:52,710 --> 01:01:54,001
玩完了吧？
904
01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:55,378
現在
905
01:01:55,379 --> 01:01:57,431
玩鋸人啦！
906
01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:02,885
救命啊！
907
01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,563
救命啊！
908
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,106
救命啊！
909
01:02:06,265 --> 01:02:07,858
喂，不要呀！
910
01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,935
喂喂喂，不要呀！
911
01:02:10,936 --> 01:02:12,154
喂喂！
912
01:02:49,767 --> 01:02:51,693
不是真的
913
01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:19,837
你看
914
01:03:19,838 --> 01:03:21,473
他沒事
915
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,098
我沒事
916
01:03:31,099 --> 01:03:32,099
哭什麼？
917
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:33,527
傻瓜
918
01:04:05,092 --> 01:04:06,843
剛才的戲法很精彩
919
01:04:06,844 --> 01:04:08,803
你看看那邊
920
01:04:08,804 --> 01:04:10,721
上次那隻小妖
921
01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:11,898
他在那兒
922
01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:14,359
追！
923
01:04:15,936 --> 01:04:17,103
別讓他跑走
924
01:04:17,104 --> 01:04:18,405
追！
925
01:04:21,233 --> 01:04:22,066
屠四谷
926
01:04:22,067 --> 01:04:23,201
你給我站住
927
01:04:23,318 --> 01:04:26,112
還錢
928
01:04:26,113 --> 01:04:27,539
捉住他
929
01:04:28,115 --> 01:04:29,240
跳下來，跳下來
930
01:04:29,241 --> 01:04:31,042
站住
931
01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:46,173
我們都不知道胡巴在哪兒
932
01:04:46,174 --> 01:04:48,059
去哪兒找啊？
933
01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:50,270
我們也不知道老爺在哪裡
934
01:04:50,345 --> 01:04:52,772
我一樣陪你找了這麼久
935
01:04:56,852 --> 01:04:58,436
我們先冷靜一點
936
01:04:58,437 --> 01:04:59,645
好嗎？
937
01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:02,449
你究竟想不想找胡巴？
938
01:05:03,191 --> 01:05:04,025
想啊
939
01:05:04,026 --> 01:05:06,578
還是你根本就不相信我？
940
01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:09,539
宋天蔭
941
01:05:10,616 --> 01:05:12,626
我是你的娘子，你也不相信我
942
01:05:12,910 --> 01:05:14,118
你一會兒說見到手
943
01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:16,245
過一會又說見到粟米
944
01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:17,923
我怎麼相信你？
945
01:05:18,957 --> 01:05:20,008
好
946
01:05:20,459 --> 01:05:21,792
你如果相信我
947
01:05:21,793 --> 01:05:22,960
你就跟我走
948
01:05:22,961 --> 01:05:24,962
你如果不相信我
949
01:05:24,963 --> 01:05:26,255
當我找到胡巴
950
01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:27,891
你就不要找我們！
951
01:05:28,759 --> 01:05:30,134
我知道你掛念他
952
01:05:30,135 --> 01:05:31,886
我也想他跟我們一起
953
01:05:31,887 --> 01:05:33,095
但胡巴是妖
954
01:05:33,096 --> 01:05:34,940
他應該在妖界生活
955
01:05:35,057 --> 01:05:37,859
他跟我們在人界是不會安全的
956
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,102
我也想念他
957
01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:41,520
但我更想保護他
958
01:05:41,521 --> 01:05:43,281
真的是保護嗎？
959
01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:46,317
我們沒想清楚究竟胡巴想不想這樣長大
960
01:05:46,318 --> 01:05:49,070
他開不開心，我身為娘親也不知道
961
01:05:49,071 --> 01:05:50,780
你覺得他會幸福嗎？
962
01:05:50,781 --> 01:05:52,949
反正胡巴是我生的
963
01:05:52,950 --> 01:05:54,584
不用你操心
964
01:05:55,243 --> 01:05:56,911
宋天蔭
965
01:05:56,912 --> 01:05:58,537
你好過份！
966
01:05:58,538 --> 01:05:59,330
我也是胡巴娘親
967
01:05:59,331 --> 01:06:00,799
你走開
968
01:06:26,358 --> 01:06:27,775
你們說
969
01:06:27,776 --> 01:06:30,161
我們是不是走太快了？
970
01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:32,872
他跛的，應該追不上我們吧？
971
01:06:35,909 --> 01:06:37,535
那他不會叫兩聲
972
01:06:37,536 --> 01:06:38,744
叫兩聲：
973
01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:41,715
「小嵐！對不起！」
974
01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:43,174
很難嗎？
975
01:06:44,835 --> 01:06:47,461
其實我脾氣不差的
976
01:06:47,462 --> 01:06:49,889
只是偶然打打他
977
01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:51,433
你們說是不是？
978
01:06:53,802 --> 01:06:55,520
你們說我凶嗎？
979
01:07:04,938 --> 01:07:07,356
原來只要兩母子在一起
980
01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:09,326
連被困也會這麼開心
981
01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:26,500
這東西
982
01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:27,793
不是吐口水就是流口水
983
01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:29,387
不知道是否下巴有問題
984
01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:30,588
那讓我抱
985
01:07:30,589 --> 01:07:32,432
你不要動
986
01:07:32,591 --> 01:07:34,059
會弄醒他
987
01:07:35,802 --> 01:07:37,970
其實胡巴很愛錫你
988
01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:39,430
你看你這輩子
989
01:07:39,431 --> 01:07:42,484
從來沒有人為你流過一滴眼淚
990
01:07:56,907 --> 01:08:00,085
求你不要賣胡巴
991
01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:38,581
（尋妖亭）
992
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:31,092
胡巴
993
01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:46,191
小嵐
994
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,457
我們一起試吧
995
01:10:57,545 --> 01:10:59,296
這個
996
01:10:59,297 --> 01:11:00,890
熱氣球？
997
01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:02,383
原來胡巴跟我們一樣
998
01:11:02,384 --> 01:11:03,893
也在清水鎮
999
01:11:13,395 --> 01:11:15,113
我自己進去
1000
01:11:15,438 --> 01:11:17,031
拿了馬上就走
1001
01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:20,609
那你進去
1002
01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:22,412
別跟他廢話
1003
01:11:34,499 --> 01:11:36,959
這是我造的新車
1004
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,128
特別造到坐兩個人
1005
01:11:39,129 --> 01:11:40,763
來！
1006
01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:43,391
好厲害
1007
01:11:45,343 --> 01:11:46,519
我們
1008
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:48,938
我知道
1009
01:11:53,852 --> 01:11:55,528
修得很好
1010
01:11:55,854 --> 01:11:57,104
這麼多武器
1011
01:11:57,105 --> 01:11:58,147
多謝
1012
01:11:58,148 --> 01:11:59,949
-那我們
-姑娘
1013
01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:07,248
其實我想送你一樣東西
1014
01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:55,788
多謝你送那麼多兵器給我們
1015
01:12:55,789 --> 01:12:56,997
多謝
1016
01:12:56,998 --> 01:12:59,258
我送的豈止是兵器
1017
01:13:00,919 --> 01:13:02,553
還有這個
1018
01:13:03,755 --> 01:13:04,931
大爆谷
1019
01:13:05,673 --> 01:13:07,424
爆谷經過高溫爆出來
1020
01:13:07,425 --> 01:13:09,018
脆口又養顏
1021
01:13:11,137 --> 01:13:12,480
非常美味
1022
01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:15,182
在路上吃
1023
01:13:15,183 --> 01:13:16,850
多謝，我們真的要趕路
1024
01:13:16,851 --> 01:13:18,569
-多謝
-等等
1025
01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:24,659
其實我還有一件特別為你造的兵器
1026
01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:28,454
這個好方便
1027
01:13:35,245 --> 01:13:36,620
打妖的時候可以噴符
1028
01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:38,872
肚餓時又可煮煲仔飯
1029
01:13:38,873 --> 01:13:40,290
想炒菜
1030
01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:41,542
當鹽罐亦可
1031
01:13:41,543 --> 01:13:43,627
亭主真的才貌雙全
1032
01:13:43,628 --> 01:13:46,180
又有創意又識煎炒煮炸
1033
01:13:46,256 --> 01:13:47,047
多謝
1034
01:13:47,048 --> 01:13:48,215
但我們真的要趕路了
1035
01:13:48,216 --> 01:13:49,183
多謝
1036
01:13:49,467 --> 01:13:50,685
喂
1037
01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:53,387
-其實…我…
-不用再多說，你留步
1038
01:13:53,388 --> 01:13:55,106
你想說的，我知道
1039
01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:59,110
我我我我都知
1040
01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:08,161
但我不太知道
1041
01:14:12,574 --> 01:14:14,250
熱氣球
1042
01:14:40,518 --> 01:14:42,862
不如我們過去那邊看一看
1043
01:14:55,783 --> 01:14:57,835
那我們現在應該怎麼辦？
1044
01:14:58,453 --> 01:14:59,661
可以怎辦啊
1045
01:14:59,662 --> 01:15:01,038
繼續賭
1046
01:15:01,039 --> 01:15:03,674
你輸的錢足夠開賭場
1047
01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,676
是事實啊
1048
01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:26,405
他在哪裡？
1049
01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:30,868
怎麼找也找不到
1050
01:15:32,946 --> 01:15:34,831
胡巴要小便
1051
01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:07,131
你瘦了很多！
1052
01:17:12,253 --> 01:17:13,920
是爹娘不對
1053
01:17:13,921 --> 01:17:15,881
以為丟下你是為你好
1054
01:17:15,882 --> 01:17:17,132
以後不會了
1055
01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:18,851
以後在一起
1056
01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:24,565
胡巴
1057
01:17:24,641 --> 01:17:25,599
對不起
1058
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:26,767
你不要哭了，好不好
1059
01:17:26,768 --> 01:17:27,893
娘親答應你
1060
01:17:27,894 --> 01:17:29,987
你想去哪就去哪
1061
01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:45,586
給我
1062
01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:47,829
你幹什麼？
1063
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:49,382
把胡巴還給我們
1064
01:17:49,916 --> 01:17:51,509
這位老虎大哥
1065
01:17:51,584 --> 01:17:53,469
胡巴是我們的兒子
1066
01:17:53,670 --> 01:17:55,545
你們是人，他是妖
1067
01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:56,755
他是你們的兒子？
1068
01:17:56,756 --> 01:17:59,132
那我就是玉皇大帝阿爹的
1069
01:17:59,133 --> 01:18:00,300
三姨丈
1070
01:18:00,301 --> 01:18:01,894
的表弟的兒子
1071
01:18:03,429 --> 01:18:04,638
屠四谷！還錢！
1072
01:18:04,639 --> 01:18:07,149
還錢！
1073
01:18:10,603 --> 01:18:12,279
他是我找回來的
1074
01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:13,605
你們想要
1075
01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:15,116
付錢買
1076
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,944
多少錢？
1077
01:18:18,945 --> 01:18:19,778
一千兩
1078
01:18:19,779 --> 01:18:20,997
什麼？
1079
01:18:21,197 --> 01:18:22,406
你湊什麼熱鬧
1080
01:18:22,407 --> 01:18:23,833
人叫你也叫！
1081
01:18:23,908 --> 01:18:26,284
別以為我不知道這隻小妖的來歷
1082
01:18:26,285 --> 01:18:28,286
再高價都有人要
1083
01:18:28,287 --> 01:18:30,455
我們現在身上沒有這麼多銀兩
1084
01:18:30,456 --> 01:18:31,498
但是
1085
01:18:31,499 --> 01:18:32,749
天師堂有
1086
01:18:32,750 --> 01:18:34,051
天師堂？
1087
01:18:36,003 --> 01:18:37,930
不會有什麼陰謀吧？
1088
01:18:38,256 --> 01:18:39,673
什麼陰謀
1089
01:18:39,674 --> 01:18:40,799
你要錢
1090
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:42,518
我們要胡巴
1091
01:18:42,552 --> 01:18:44,103
走不走？
1092
01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:49,391
好
1093
01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:50,517
信你們一次
1094
01:18:50,518 --> 01:18:51,518
追債的
1095
01:18:51,519 --> 01:18:53,029
跟來
1096
01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:55,406
走
1097
01:19:22,216 --> 01:19:23,341
一千兩？
1098
01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:24,426
不議價
1099
01:19:24,427 --> 01:19:27,387
喂，後面癡肥那隻我們也要！
1100
01:19:27,388 --> 01:19:28,680
這隻按斤秤
1101
01:19:28,681 --> 01:19:30,316
一千兩一斤
1102
01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:06,393
走啦笨笨！
1103
01:20:06,886 --> 01:20:09,230
你什麼都可以出賣
1104
01:20:11,557 --> 01:20:13,475
賺到大錢啦
1105
01:20:13,476 --> 01:20:15,444
我不想再跟著你了
1106
01:20:24,946 --> 01:20:26,747
無所謂
1107
01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:28,740
我屠四谷
1108
01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:30,793
沒有了誰也行
1109
01:20:32,537 --> 01:20:34,421
江湖不見
1110
01:20:43,548 --> 01:20:44,807
雲大哥
1111
01:20:44,966 --> 01:20:45,674
多謝你
1112
01:20:45,675 --> 01:20:47,560
幫我們一家團聚
1113
01:20:50,096 --> 01:20:51,188
雲大哥？
1114
01:20:55,977 --> 01:20:58,311
這隻小妖不屬於人界
1115
01:20:58,312 --> 01:21:00,021
我要將他帶走
1116
01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:01,824
他應該回去妖界
1117
01:21:02,984 --> 01:21:04,368
胡巴！
1118
01:21:17,582 --> 01:21:18,924
回去妖界？
1119
01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:20,584
我帶你們去
1120
01:21:20,585 --> 01:21:22,761
當作是替那衰人還債
1121
01:21:22,879 --> 01:21:24,004
我知道哪裡有車
1122
01:21:24,005 --> 01:21:25,222
我帶你們去
1123
01:21:26,132 --> 01:21:28,058
屠四谷還算不錯
1124
01:21:32,054 --> 01:21:34,190
-終於拿回錢啦
-還我三文錢
1125
01:21:40,688 --> 01:21:43,481
哇！這麼多錢
1126
01:21:43,482 --> 01:21:44,867
送給你
1127
01:21:44,942 --> 01:21:45,901
送給你
1128
01:21:45,902 --> 01:21:48,287
走！買糖吃！
1129
01:22:02,293 --> 01:22:05,253
多玩少玩，多少要玩
1130
01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:08,715
早贏晚贏，早晚會贏
1131
01:22:08,716 --> 01:22:11,259
客官，這邊請
1132
01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:14,146
（常勝賭坊）
1133
01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:27,192
別人是王子，你也是王子
1134
01:22:27,193 --> 01:22:29,245
怎會質素這麼低？
1135
01:22:31,822 --> 01:22:33,999
你現在又想怎樣？
1136
01:22:39,205 --> 01:22:40,705
又放屁，又小便
1137
01:22:40,706 --> 01:22:42,466
這麼多壞習慣
1138
01:22:43,334 --> 01:22:45,210
你知不知道我這身衣服造了多少天？
1139
01:22:45,211 --> 01:22:47,554
這布料有多難找！
1140
01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:54,895
回到軍營才教訓你
1141
01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:08,900
為什麼不吃？
1142
01:23:08,901 --> 01:23:10,744
不好吃嗎？
1143
01:23:16,367 --> 01:23:18,294
她還會回來的吧？
1144
01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:43,527
你知道我有多喜歡這套衣服嗎？
1145
01:23:45,271 --> 01:23:46,271
沒有人教你
1146
01:23:46,272 --> 01:23:48,824
不可以尿濕別人的衣服嗎？
1147
01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:52,286
這裡就是去妖界的入口
1148
01:23:57,700 --> 01:24:00,878
胡巴！
1149
01:24:01,871 --> 01:24:03,130
胡巴過來！
1150
01:24:11,172 --> 01:24:13,640
我卡住了！早知道就減肥！
1151
01:24:20,473 --> 01:24:21,398
胡巴！
1152
01:25:01,555 --> 01:25:02,981
胡巴！
1153
01:25:18,322 --> 01:25:20,031
你快點捉住胡巴
1154
01:25:20,032 --> 01:25:21,834
胡巴你把手給我
1155
01:25:24,912 --> 01:25:26,505
好難捉啊
1156
01:25:40,177 --> 01:25:41,678
他帶走胡巴了
1157
01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:43,105
快點追
1158
01:25:46,892 --> 01:25:48,935
-他們去了哪裡？
-這裡就是妖界！
1159
01:25:48,936 --> 01:25:50,228
你們要小心！
1160
01:25:50,229 --> 01:25:51,437
要小心什麼？
1161
01:25:51,438 --> 01:25:52,990
那我又不知道
1162
01:26:04,451 --> 01:26:05,368
他們就是醫館裡面
1163
01:26:05,369 --> 01:26:06,244
那班孕婦妖
1164
01:26:06,245 --> 01:26:08,630
真是賤！穿男人皮假扮孕婦！
1165
01:26:09,582 --> 01:26:10,790
隻隻都癡肥的！
1166
01:26:10,791 --> 01:26:12,959
雲大哥身後的天師也是他們
1167
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:15,304
原來他一直在引我們走進陷阱
1168
01:26:21,468 --> 01:26:23,645
亭主送的禮物，是時候用了
1169
01:26:31,687 --> 01:26:33,071
你快些
1170
01:26:39,236 --> 01:26:41,079
不要浪費亭主的心血
1171
01:26:41,113 --> 01:26:42,956
快點看看有什麼可以用
1172
01:27:25,407 --> 01:27:26,824
就是要小心這些！
1173
01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:28,210
最好不要被他們看見
1174
01:27:28,494 --> 01:27:29,369
這樣也看不見？
1175
01:27:29,370 --> 01:27:30,286
說說而已
1176
01:27:30,287 --> 01:27:31,421
走走走
1177
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:41,181
天蔭
1178
01:27:44,843 --> 01:27:46,469
我透不到氣
1179
01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:47,553
我都透不到
1180
01:27:47,554 --> 01:27:49,681
我透到啊！好臭！
1181
01:27:49,682 --> 01:27:51,984
撐著！胡巴不可以沒有我們
1182
01:27:58,107 --> 01:27:59,366
（笑）
1183
01:28:20,587 --> 01:28:21,888
（癢）
1184
01:28:36,687 --> 01:28:38,071
你笑什麼？
1185
01:28:38,605 --> 01:28:39,939
我打中你嗎？
1186
01:28:39,940 --> 01:28:42,743
沒有啊，我只是覺得他們好好笑
1187
01:28:48,365 --> 01:28:49,833
他要走了
1188
01:28:50,242 --> 01:28:52,294
你快點追，我們掩護你！
1189
01:29:11,055 --> 01:29:11,929
胡巴，不要怕
1190
01:29:11,930 --> 01:29:13,231
爹娘在
1191
01:29:14,433 --> 01:29:15,984
我都在
1192
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:19,729
胡巴，抓緊！跌下去什麼都沒有剩了
1193
01:29:19,730 --> 01:29:22,023
應該有東西剩的，不過會散掉
1194
01:29:22,024 --> 01:29:23,733
-有分別嗎？
-其實沒有
1195
01:29:23,734 --> 01:29:25,193
胡巴不用怕
1196
01:29:25,194 --> 01:29:27,287
娘親在後面
1197
01:29:31,408 --> 01:29:34,002
我畏高的，飛這麼高做什麼？
1198
01:29:35,412 --> 01:29:37,589
喂，我也畏低的！
1199
01:29:39,375 --> 01:29:41,218
胡巴！抓緊！
1200
01:29:52,721 --> 01:29:55,482
你們兩個抓緊，跌下去會沒命的
1201
01:29:58,477 --> 01:30:00,070
我身手好
1202
01:30:04,608 --> 01:30:05,733
哎呀，糟了
1203
01:30:05,734 --> 01:30:07,244
劍很貴嗎？
1204
01:30:40,561 --> 01:30:41,894
哇！幸好有個大肚子
1205
01:30:41,895 --> 01:30:43,780
胡巴，你沒事吧？
1206
01:30:45,190 --> 01:30:46,450
胡巴
1207
01:30:50,571 --> 01:30:52,497
你沒有武器，自己小心
1208
01:31:01,748 --> 01:31:03,508
咪迷撲呢空空
1209
01:31:18,432 --> 01:31:21,151
胡巴快些掩鼻
1210
01:31:22,519 --> 01:31:23,644
一隻比一隻臭
1211
01:31:23,645 --> 01:31:25,947
你們是腸胃有事還是怎樣？
1212
01:31:33,238 --> 01:31:34,197
（妖語）你去死吧！
1213
01:31:34,198 --> 01:31:35,406
搶我的胡巴！
1214
01:31:35,407 --> 01:31:37,375
拿一千兩擲死你！
1215
01:31:41,121 --> 01:31:43,164
都說我女朋友個子大
1216
01:31:43,165 --> 01:31:44,624
飛得快
1217
01:31:44,625 --> 01:31:46,542
你們究竟怎樣親嘴的呢？
1218
01:31:46,543 --> 01:31:48,470
我只是好奇問一問
1219
01:31:57,387 --> 01:31:58,763
飛過來時看到
1220
01:31:58,764 --> 01:31:59,680
一閃一閃的
1221
01:31:59,681 --> 01:32:01,182
還以為是金
1222
01:32:01,183 --> 01:32:02,484
謝謝老虎大哥！
1223
01:32:02,851 --> 01:32:05,028
你為什麼回來找我們？
1224
01:32:08,690 --> 01:32:10,367
我發現我真的
1225
01:32:11,068 --> 01:32:12,786
不可以失去你
1226
01:32:13,153 --> 01:32:14,663
真的？
1227
01:32:14,696 --> 01:32:16,081
醒目一點啦！
1228
01:32:16,156 --> 01:32:17,916
說什麼也信
1229
01:32:19,826 --> 01:32:21,294
還在聊天，你們…
1230
01:32:28,418 --> 01:32:30,002
來，帶我飛上天
1231
01:32:30,003 --> 01:32:31,096
快
1232
01:32:35,842 --> 01:32:37,602
飛去那隻妖身邊
1233
01:33:20,804 --> 01:33:21,929
你這傢伙
1234
01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:24,599
藏著這麼多技能！你不跟我說？
1235
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:26,693
-你也沒問啊！
-快走，仍在聊天
1236
01:33:44,119 --> 01:33:46,004
還會變大啊！
1237
01:33:46,330 --> 01:33:47,756
哇！你這麼沒有義氣！
1238
01:33:48,707 --> 01:33:49,707
我去找幫手
1239
01:33:49,708 --> 01:33:51,134
找幫手
1240
01:33:52,878 --> 01:33:53,961
胡巴
1241
01:33:53,962 --> 01:33:55,013
回來
1242
01:34:01,428 --> 01:34:03,146
胡巴要出絕招了
1243
01:34:11,063 --> 01:34:12,355
絕招有點弱
1244
01:34:12,356 --> 01:34:13,907
有更絕的嗎？
1245
01:34:20,030 --> 01:34:21,072
你為什麼要這麼做？
1246
01:34:21,073 --> 01:34:22,916
因為軍令如山！
1247
01:34:24,701 --> 01:34:26,044
走
1248
01:35:04,825 --> 01:35:06,418
我剛剛看到我自己
1249
01:35:06,451 --> 01:35:08,253
你也被他噴過口水嗎？
1250
01:35:10,789 --> 01:35:11,831
原來
1251
01:35:11,832 --> 01:35:13,842
被胡巴噴過口水的人
1252
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:15,584
只要胡巴叫的時候就會
1253
01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:17,086
就會看到胡巴雙眼看到的東西？
1254
01:35:17,087 --> 01:35:18,045
聰明
1255
01:35:18,046 --> 01:35:19,463
聰明有什麼用
1256
01:35:19,464 --> 01:35:21,266
現在怎麼做才好？
1257
01:35:21,383 --> 01:35:22,383
冷靜冷靜
1258
01:35:22,384 --> 01:35:24,102
我來想辦法
1259
01:35:25,387 --> 01:35:26,396
有了
1260
01:35:26,763 --> 01:35:27,722
但是這個辦法
1261
01:35:27,723 --> 01:35:29,399
要我們一起合作
1262
01:35:32,477 --> 01:35:33,769
胡巴
1263
01:35:33,770 --> 01:35:35,030
記好了嗎？
1264
01:35:55,709 --> 01:35:57,260
咪咪扑嚕空空
1265
01:36:02,966 --> 01:36:04,476
-走
-笨笨
1266
01:36:06,928 --> 01:36:08,104
噴啊！
1267
01:36:23,737 --> 01:36:25,705
不用理我，去救胡巴
1268
01:36:36,333 --> 01:36:37,592
胡巴！
1269
01:36:42,380 --> 01:36:43,422
劍可以變大！
1270
01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:44,724
咒語是
1271
01:36:45,091 --> 01:36:47,727
蘇…蘇…
1272
01:36:48,136 --> 01:36:50,063
蘇嚕蘇嚕娑髆訶
1273
01:37:23,171 --> 01:37:25,098
喂！放手啦！
1274
01:37:29,344 --> 01:37:30,302
胡巴
1275
01:37:30,303 --> 01:37:31,813
到你了！
1276
01:37:37,602 --> 01:37:38,242
天蔭
1277
01:37:38,243 --> 01:37:40,363
胡巴閉上眼，我都看不見了
1278
01:37:40,438 --> 01:37:41,614
不用擔心
1279
01:38:04,421 --> 01:38:05,555
胡巴！
1280
01:38:45,837 --> 01:38:46,670
給我抱！
1281
01:38:46,671 --> 01:38:48,389
嚇死我們了！
1282
01:39:13,365 --> 01:39:14,448
希望人和妖
1283
01:39:14,449 --> 01:39:16,376
可以快些一起生活
1284
01:39:16,493 --> 01:39:18,410
妖就不用再穿人皮
1285
01:39:18,411 --> 01:39:19,787
可以這樣就好了
1286
01:39:19,788 --> 01:39:20,913
我就可以裸跑了
1287
01:39:20,914 --> 01:39:23,007
你天天都在裸跑
1288
01:39:27,253 --> 01:39:28,504
丟下我們自己走
1289
01:39:28,505 --> 01:39:30,089
你怎麼好意思回來
1290
01:39:30,090 --> 01:39:31,632
我最講義氣
1291
01:39:31,633 --> 01:39:33,685
不會丟下兄弟不理的
1292
01:39:33,718 --> 01:39:34,468
看
1293
01:39:34,469 --> 01:39:36,854
我叫來我女朋友的表妹
1294
01:39:39,516 --> 01:39:41,558
他比小翠胖七倍
1295
01:39:41,559 --> 01:39:43,486
我有不祥的預感
1296
01:39:45,188 --> 01:39:46,531
喂！
1297
01:39:48,024 --> 01:39:49,117
喂！
1298
01:39:49,442 --> 01:39:51,026
請你女朋友的表妹
1299
01:39:51,027 --> 01:39:52,945
先送胡巴他們回去
1300
01:39:52,946 --> 01:39:54,455
酬勞雙倍
1301
01:39:54,489 --> 01:39:56,708
有錢什麼都可以談
1302
01:39:59,661 --> 01:40:00,786
屠大哥
1303
01:40:00,787 --> 01:40:01,537
我們一家可以
1304
01:40:01,538 --> 01:40:03,330
好了，不用多講
1305
01:40:03,331 --> 01:40:04,999
多謝你，屠大哥
1306
01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:06,592
說了不用多講
1307
01:40:07,627 --> 01:40:08,877
你也不要說了
1308
01:40:08,878 --> 01:40:09,795
胡巴跟你說
1309
01:40:09,796 --> 01:40:11,171
叫你以後不要再賭了
1310
01:40:11,172 --> 01:40:12,682
說了不用多講了
1311
01:40:15,343 --> 01:40:17,103
總之就不用多講
1312
01:40:20,849 --> 01:40:22,442
胡巴胡巴
1313
01:40:23,226 --> 01:40:25,445
我好捨不得你！
1314
01:40:28,690 --> 01:40:30,366
你要保重
1315
01:40:31,651 --> 01:40:33,494
要吃得好拉得好
1316
01:40:35,530 --> 01:40:37,457
快高長大
1317
01:40:42,954 --> 01:40:44,797
哭什麼？笨笨！
1318
01:40:45,081 --> 01:40:46,507
走吧！
1319
01:41:01,389 --> 01:41:03,515
我認識你這麼久
1320
01:41:03,516 --> 01:41:05,860
第一次看見你哭
1321
01:41:06,102 --> 01:41:07,153
沒有
1322
01:41:19,449 --> 01:41:20,089
你說
1323
01:41:20,090 --> 01:41:22,210
胡巴為什麼不對我噴口水呢？
1324
01:41:22,952 --> 01:41:24,837
他不喜歡你
1325
01:41:29,209 --> 01:41:30,292
看到了嗎？
1326
01:41:30,293 --> 01:41:31,168
噴他
1327
01:41:31,169 --> 01:41:33,170
夠了！不要！停！
1328
01:41:33,171 --> 01:41:33,811
停！
1329
01:41:33,812 --> 01:41:34,505
不是
1330
01:41:34,506 --> 01:41:35,146
不是不要停
1331
01:41:35,147 --> 01:41:35,807
是不要
1332
01:41:35,808 --> 01:41:37,141
停！
1333
01:41:43,515 --> 01:41:46,225
我明白刺妖母子為什麼一起被困
1334
01:41:46,226 --> 01:41:48,027
都這麼開心
1335
01:41:48,770 --> 01:41:51,647
所以以後無論在人界還是妖界
1336
01:41:51,648 --> 01:41:54,742
最重要我們一家人在一起
1337
01:42:03,618 --> 01:42:05,795
有點掛念小朱朱
1338
01:42:05,954 --> 01:42:07,922
你就不是掛念胡巴
1339
01:42:07,956 --> 01:42:10,207
你捨不得那隻肥表妹
1340
01:42:10,208 --> 01:42:11,125
喂
1341
01:42:11,126 --> 01:42:13,502
我要真感情不理身材的
1342
01:42:13,503 --> 01:42:15,712
你剛才目不轉睛看著她的眼神
1343
01:42:15,713 --> 01:42:17,473
已經出賣了你
1344
01:42:17,757 --> 01:42:19,308
沒有吧
1345
01:42:19,342 --> 01:42:21,635
不過她的身材真的很澎湃
1346
01:42:21,636 --> 01:42:23,563
看不出你喜歡這種身形
1347
01:42:24,264 --> 01:42:25,764
你可不可以借我十兩
1348
01:42:25,765 --> 01:42:27,516
我想請她吃大餐
1349
01:42:27,517 --> 01:42:29,935
哇！要餵飽那隻肥表妹
1350
01:42:29,936 --> 01:42:31,821
要用很多錢，笨笨！
1351
01:42:32,647 --> 01:42:33,856
以後在她面前
1352
01:42:33,857 --> 01:42:35,274
不要叫我笨笨好嗎？
1353
01:42:35,275 --> 01:42:36,909
我見你跑得快
1354
01:42:37,193 --> 01:42:38,861
一直叫你奔奔啊！
1355
01:42:38,862 --> 01:42:42,373
吓！是奔奔嗎？你不早點說
1356
01:42:43,324 --> 01:42:44,584
你也沒問啊！
1357
01:43:19,903 --> 01:43:21,820
我就知道你會笑
1358
01:43:21,821 --> 01:43:23,456
對不起
1359
01:43:30,079 --> 01:43:31,881
你…
1360
01:43:36,711 --> 01:43:37,878
你這隻
1361
01:43:37,879 --> 01:43:40,181
沒有衣服穿的小妖
1362
01:43:53,686 --> 01:43:55,520
你們究竟怎樣親嘴的呢？
1363
01:43:55,521 --> 01:43:57,532
我只是好奇問一問
1364
01:44:25,343 --> 01:44:26,927
倒真的蠻漂亮
1365
01:44:26,928 --> 01:44:28,178
喂，別攪我
1366
01:44:28,179 --> 01:44:30,147
好！這鏡頭可以！
1367
01:44:31,933 --> 01:44:33,267
這麼腫
1368
01:44:33,268 --> 01:44:35,319
都不用再拍過？
1369
01:44:36,896 --> 01:44:38,155
換腳
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