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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,203 - [upbeat music playing] - [man singing] 2 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:36,044 [women laughing] 3 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,803 [indistinct chatter] 4 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,596 [Tasha] Thanks. Have a good class. 5 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,726 Okay, someone has to address this towel situation. 6 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:50,434 'Cause, like, I labeled the bins specifically for certain towels. 7 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:51,859 Hi. Renee Bennett. 8 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,696 - Oh. - Uh, Renee Bennett. 9 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:56,738 Is this not where I go? 10 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,361 No, this is where you go. Just sign in here. 11 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,442 - Okay. - Do you need shoes? 12 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:01,281 - Yes. - Okay, what size? 13 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,282 Eight. 14 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,613 - Eight? - Seven. 15 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,284 - Seven. Okay. - [mutters] Nine. And a half. 16 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:08,959 Nine and a half? 17 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,162 - Nine... - Okay. Yeah. 18 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,586 Double-wide? 19 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,123 Double what? 20 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:15,625 Double-wide. 21 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,009 Like the trailer? 22 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,462 - Um... - Double-wide. Just... 23 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,094 [loudly] Do we have a double-wide shoe? 24 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,014 It's just like a regular shoe, but it's wider, 25 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,560 and then it's wider for that. 26 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,388 I guess for just wider feet. 27 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,144 You know what? I think we have a male instructor 28 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,565 who used to be, like, a fireman. 29 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,518 - Maybe he matches your big foot? - It's... It's not... 30 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,528 I'm just going to take these. These are perfect. 31 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:37,480 Okay. Have a good class. 32 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,157 So, your first time? 33 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:48,742 Mmm-hmm. 34 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:49,996 Me too. 35 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,462 - Really? - Yeah. 36 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,587 We all got to start somewhere, right? 37 00:02:58,595 --> 00:02:59,585 Yeah. 38 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,018 - All right, well, good luck. - [Renee] Yeah. 39 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,686 - See you in there. - See you. 40 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,443 [upbeat song continues] 41 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:17,611 Sorry. 42 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:18,779 What's up? 43 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:20,781 Sorry. 44 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,003 - [all exclaiming] - [grunts] 45 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,925 Oh, shit, are you okay? 46 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,722 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. 47 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,383 Yeah. 48 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,720 No, seriously, are... are you okay? 'Cause that looks bad. 49 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,022 Yeah, no, I'm just going to get some smaller shoes. 50 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,896 - Are you okay? - Um... yeah. 51 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:58,023 [rock music playing] 52 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,760 [man singing] 53 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,983 Hey, guys, this is Jen, and today I wanted to share 54 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:43,109 another really cool hair tutorial with you. 55 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:47,194 This look is a very punk rock faux hawk using ponytails. 56 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,573 I'm going to start at the top 57 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,575 and add a bump to the top of my head. 58 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,406 Back comb with some hair spray 59 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,163 until you have a lot of volume there. 60 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:57,086 Now I'm taking another little section a little bit wider. 61 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,463 Now tie this part back. 62 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,841 Now the very end of your ponytail 63 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,294 you might have this little bit of hair at the end. 64 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,470 So I'm just going to give it a lot of volume. 65 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,093 So, this is the final look. 66 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,971 I hope you guys enjoyed this rock star, 67 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:14,554 kind of punk rock mohawk faux hawk. 68 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,015 If you did, don't forget to give this video a thumbs up 69 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,976 and subscribe to this channel if you need more hair tutorials. 70 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,232 This is Jen, and I will talk to you guys next time. 71 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:24,446 [sighs] 72 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,243 - Hi. - Hi. 73 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,787 Are you shopping for a gift? 74 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,581 Oh, no, just kind of browsing for me. 75 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:39,254 Okay. Um, so sizing is a little limited here in the store, 76 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,752 but you could probably find your size online. 77 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,010 [singing continues] 78 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,764 [cooing] 79 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,812 [crying] 80 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,524 A guy ran by. It was weird. 81 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,732 [indistinct chatter] 82 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,027 - I'm trying. - Just, like, ask. 83 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,279 Get in there. 84 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,055 [keys jangling] 85 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:31,983 [jackhammer rattling] 86 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,508 [keyboard clacking] 87 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,311 Mason? 88 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,806 Should we have more, like, banter? 89 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,776 Nah, I'm good. 90 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,146 We should have fun in here. 91 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:14,280 We should come in and be, like, excited to interact. 92 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:18,947 I had sex last night. 93 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,281 Uh... Oh, cool. 94 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:22,662 I was alone. 95 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,289 Forget it. 96 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,542 Did you get that email from Corporate? 97 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,090 Complaints about the Clafoutis lipstick? 98 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,417 The Clafoutis? 99 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,424 Customers are saying it's way more orange than it looks online. 100 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,507 No. Okay, then tell me this isn't the exact same color. 101 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,175 Look at this. 102 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,186 Look. 103 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,808 I just write code. 104 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,560 Come on, Mason. 105 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,188 This is exactly why they should just let us run the website 106 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,235 from the 5th Avenue headquarters. 107 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,520 Right? 108 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:52,942 God! 109 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:56,947 Why does Lily LeClaire, like, hide us in this weird Chinatown basement? 110 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,741 I'm so sick of it. Aren't you sick of this? 111 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:01,576 No. 112 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,532 I'm getting out of here. I'm getting a coffee. 113 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,289 A real coffee. Not that crap. 114 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,369 Do... Do you want anything? 115 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,626 - Baguetti. - You mean a baguette? 116 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,708 - Yeah. - You want a whole baguette? 117 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:12,712 Half. 118 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,051 Half a baguette. That's not weird. 119 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,220 - [rock music playing] - [woman singing] 120 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,975 - Yeah? - Yeah, the highlighter does it. 121 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,766 - Viv, you look gorgeous. - Really? 122 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,688 - Right? - You look really beautiful. 123 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,765 Ooh. 124 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,480 Wow. I mean, I do look pretty. 125 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,812 Just... I don't know if I look like me. 126 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,192 No, you don't look like yourself. 127 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,319 But you do look like Selena Gomez 128 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,617 in that video where she says, "It ain't me." 129 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,987 It is you. Like, I recreated it. 130 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:44,916 Are you sure I don't look like sort of, like, a lady of the night? 131 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:45,991 Like a prostitute? 132 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,497 "Come over here, boys." 133 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,670 No, and they don't talk like that anymore. 134 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,666 It's, like, kind of rad that your work lets you take all this stuff. 135 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,671 - I know. - Well, it's more like implied... 136 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,502 You know, they're not like, "Here's a gift bag." 137 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,883 - But I steal it. - [laughing] 138 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:01,306 No, but a lot of it's recalled. They wouldn't care. 139 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,008 Like, this one they said looks like contraception. 140 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,594 Oh, hey, it really does. 141 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,394 That's exactly what my pill pack looks like. 142 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:09,565 Yeah, but a lot of people like having sex and not having a baby, 143 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,187 so I don't know what the problem is. 144 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,609 I met this baby the other day 145 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,403 that was, like, wack as hell. Honestly. 146 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:16,606 - Really? - Okay. 147 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,361 This is the Groupies site? 148 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,568 It's not "Groupies." It's Grouper Date. 149 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,449 And you're not bailing because we need three people 150 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:23,700 in order to get matched on a date. 151 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,201 - Yes. - Yeah, but look at them. 152 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,624 Come look at these pictures. These are the people we're competing with? 153 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,586 Three Eurasian cocktail waitresses. 154 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:34,791 - [Vivian] Yeah? - [Renee] Three Australian wakeboarders. 155 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,300 And the Hadids! 156 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,214 Is that the mom? 157 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,465 - Yeah. - Yeah. 158 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,639 I'm not competing with this. I'm not doing it. 159 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:45,058 Well, Renee, the thing is, like, different kinds of men 160 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,556 are looking for different things. 161 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,060 [Vivian] Like, I mean, I know that my guy is going to be interested 162 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,109 in the fact that I like true crime 163 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,652 and inter-species animal friendships. 164 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,900 - Please... - And I've added them all on dares... 165 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,198 No, don't put that on the profile. 166 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,367 Oh, my God, Viv, nobody cares about the profile. 167 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,988 No one even looks at the profile. 168 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:06,163 The picture is all that matters, and you get a picture of yourself 169 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,036 and you feel, like, really good about it 170 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,618 and you hide your double chin, you hide your acne, 171 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,085 and you hide your cellulite. 172 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,336 And then when the guy meets you in person, he's, like, so disappointed. 173 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,416 Or you take a picture of yourself 174 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,547 where you feel like it really looks like you. 175 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,424 And then you check your profile 176 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,257 and no one is liking it or clicking it or twitting it 177 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,012 or... poking you. 178 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,810 And you didn't even want to go out with this guy in the first place. 179 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,182 But he's rejecting you, and... and it's not fair, 180 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,311 and I'm sick of it. 181 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,564 Well... 182 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:41,820 You raise a lot of interesting points, Renee. 183 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:45,028 - And thank you for that pep talk. - Yes, thank you. 184 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,738 [Jane] I feel like this is exactly what we needed. 185 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:48,948 You guys are jerks. 186 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,908 Let's just take a fun picture. 187 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,459 - Yeah. - Let's just do it. 188 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,707 - I'm a photo queen! - Look at this face! 189 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,626 - Whoo! - Okay. 190 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,464 [camera clicks] 191 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,629 That's not good. 192 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,584 [camera clicks] 193 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,169 We look like we're being attacked, Viv. 194 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,380 - [Jane] That's bad. - [Renee] I look mid-poop. 195 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,137 It looks like you're, like, having sex with me. 196 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,889 [camera continues clicking] 197 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,056 - [glass clanking] - Viv! 198 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,055 Okay... 199 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,640 Okay... And three. 200 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,108 [Vivian] And that's the one. 201 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,271 - [sighs] - [beeping] 202 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:22,985 What the hell, Mason? 203 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,159 I spilled salad dressing on myself. 204 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,114 God, look, I know this office isn't the epicenter of anything, 205 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:32,450 but once we stop feeling compelled to participate in things like pants, 206 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,869 we've gone too far outside the social contract. 207 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,829 We're in a crisis, Renee. The server's down. 208 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,380 It's happened before, it always comes back online, 209 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,628 - but not this time. - Oh, no... Wait, wait. 210 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,797 How are we going to get the web traffic reports 211 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,003 to Corporate for their 11:00 a.m.? 212 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,588 It's our only job in this stupid office! 213 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,890 I'm already printing out the reports, and it's not stupid. 214 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,721 Maybe a little. 215 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,686 Either way, you can leave our stupid office in about ten seconds. 216 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,222 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 217 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,147 You think I'm going to Lily LeClaire today? 218 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,268 [scoffing] Oh, no, I am not going to Lily LeClaire. 219 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,523 I promise you that, okay? 220 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,229 - I did not shower. - You never shower. 221 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,193 I never shower for work. 222 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,866 Okay, I shower at night. 223 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,365 When I shower is my business. I'm not going there. 224 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,913 No. I'm wearing bathing suit bottoms 'cause I have no clean undies. 225 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,538 I have a Bed Bath & Beyond bag for my purse. No! 226 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,834 Repeat after me. 227 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,296 - I am brave. - I am brave. 228 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,214 - I am blonde. - I am blonde. 229 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,883 - And I got this. - And I got this. 230 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,052 - I am brave! - I am brave! 231 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,504 - I am blonde! - I am blonde! 232 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,883 - And I got this! - And I got this! 233 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,010 I am brave! 234 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,682 [screaming] 235 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:06,923 [elevator bell dings] 236 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,933 [indistinct chatter] 237 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:27,530 For Steve in Marketing. 238 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,859 Okay, great. I'll make sure she gets them. 239 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,989 [mutters, gasps] 240 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,658 Is that Avery LeClaire? 241 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,710 - Yeah. - There she is again. Oh! 242 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,128 [whispers] Oh, my God. She's right there. 243 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,554 Is that so cool? 244 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,801 What's that? 245 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,974 You know, being the receptionist here? Just... 246 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,767 being around it all? 247 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,890 Well, I'm just an intern filling in. 248 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,522 They're trying to find a new receptionist, actually. 249 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,148 Shut up. 250 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,400 Oh, come on. It's like a dream job. 251 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,320 Um, I'll make sure Marketing gets these papers. 252 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,397 Okay. 253 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:09,732 I'm gonna head out. 254 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,658 [Avery] Can we all say hello to my grandmother, Lily, 255 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,860 who will be joining us today? 256 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,070 - Hello, Lily. - [scattered applause] 257 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,405 We are in our third quarter of our fiscal year, 258 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,536 and as you are all aware, the research results 259 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,460 have come in on our diffusion line. 260 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,334 Do you have to say "diffusion" like that? 261 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,507 - Like what? - Like it means "low end"? 262 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,754 It does mean "low end." 263 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,261 It also means "accessible." 264 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,097 Or "thoughtfully priced." 265 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,264 Say it like that. 266 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,101 Okay. 267 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:44,187 It seems that we have some work to do on our diffusion line 268 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,896 because we are new to the diffusion landscape. 269 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,072 We need to get people used to seeing our products 270 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:54,118 not just at Saks and Bendel's, but also at Target and Kohl's. 271 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,244 - [snaps fingers] - Jenn, go. 272 00:15:56,831 --> 00:16:00,871 Well, it says here that 74% of core diffusion demo respondents 273 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,952 strongly believe that we are... 274 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,957 elitist pricks. 275 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:10,964 Okay, so what I am hearing is that we need to pivot in order... 276 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,221 This is not rocket science, Avery. 277 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,094 We're just trying to start... 278 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:20,890 a line of accessible cosmetics at Target. 279 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,438 Who here has gone makeup shopping at Target? 280 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,890 - You? - No! 281 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,270 - Either of you? - Mmm. 282 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,650 No. 283 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,146 Unbelievable. 284 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:37,119 People think that we are elitists who do not belong at Target, 285 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,662 and they may be right. 286 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,115 But when people walk into this office, 287 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:46,587 I want them to see that Lily LeClaire includes everyone. 288 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,835 Even bargain shoppers. 289 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,177 "Must be passionate about beauty..." 290 00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,640 Me. 291 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,594 "...and dream of sitting in our lobby..." 292 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,554 Me. 293 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,856 "...at the center of it all." [chuckles] 294 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,524 "Must be stylish and full of confidence." 295 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,023 I mean... 296 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,034 Maybe not full of confidence. 297 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,498 "The first face people see when they come to our office, 298 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,291 in some ways, the real face of our beauty line." 299 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,004 [sighs] Whatever. 300 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,256 Yes, it is the perfect job. 301 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,054 Of course, I know that. I'm just... 302 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,382 I don't even see a point in applying. 303 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,683 I have no shot. 304 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,431 Yeah. 305 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,263 I'm not exactly the face they're looking for. 306 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,233 Oh. Hey, Jane, can I call you back? 307 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,025 Hi. 308 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,612 Um, Renee. We kind of met at SoulCycle... 309 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,823 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, yeah. 310 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,282 How's your vagina? 311 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,496 - Oh. - Like, the whole region? 312 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,703 [chuckles] Thanks for asking. 313 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,504 The region is kind of as good as can be expected. 314 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,502 Was there blood? 315 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,083 There was not not-blood. 316 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,257 Hey, hi. 317 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:16,876 Wow. 318 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,087 - Hi. - I'm sorry, I'm so lost. 319 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,265 Could you tell me where to find that squeezy dish soap? 320 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,432 - Uh... - Yeah, you're probably wondering 321 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,353 why I'm not asking, you know, the person that obviously works here. 322 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,304 But... 323 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,851 I don't work here. 324 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,775 But I've gotten really good at dishes. 325 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,691 And so, I was just wondering if you might have some dishes... 326 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,614 Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry, I forgot. It's in aisle 10. 327 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,657 - Hey, we're good, sir. - Oh. 328 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,699 I was thinking, you can give me your number... 329 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,280 Um, I'm so sorry, I don't give out my number. 330 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,956 It's nice to meet you. 331 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,034 - So... - It's nice to meet you. 332 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,289 Good luck with the dishes and everything else. 333 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,369 Thank you. 334 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,041 Does that kind of stuff happen all the time? 335 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,797 What, him? 336 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:02,678 Yeah, like a guy, like, trying to hook up with you in a totally normal place? 337 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,308 Yeah, I'm sure that happens to you all the time, too. 338 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:06,764 Uh, no. 339 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,720 That has literally never happened to me in my life. 340 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,022 - Okay, well, I don't believe you. - Wait, can I ask you a question? 341 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,064 Yeah. 342 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,188 Did you ever go on a trip to, like, Italy or something, 343 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,611 and you land at the airport and then, like... 344 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,109 you meet these two guys, 345 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,317 and they're like, "Hey, come on this yacht with us," 346 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,574 and then you wind up going on a yacht trip in, like, Capri. 347 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,828 And it's like this whole other part of your trip you didn't even foresee. 348 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,791 - But, like... - [chuckles] Yeah. 349 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,538 I had one like that last summer. 350 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,746 - In Greece, though, not Italy. - I knew it. 351 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,831 - I knew it! I knew it! - Yeah. 352 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,461 God, I knew that stuff happened. 353 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,006 Oh, man, I've just... 354 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,634 I've always wondered what it feels like to be just... 355 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,507 undeniably pretty. 356 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,762 And just have all those parts in life open up to you 357 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:54,190 that... you only get to experience when you look like you. 358 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,279 Just once... 359 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,529 - I mean... - I don't think that this mascara 360 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:07,454 or Wet n Wild bronzer can do that kind of heavy lifting. So... 361 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,536 I'll just pray for a miracle. 362 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,868 Hey. It's not in 10. 363 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,464 Nine. It was aisle nine. Do you want me to show you? 364 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,792 Can we get you back to register two? 365 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,751 I don't work here. 366 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,462 [thunder rumbles] 367 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,344 [carnival music playing] 368 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,062 [Josh] Make my wish. Right. 369 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,190 I wish I were big. 370 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,897 [thunder crashes] 371 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,328 [Josh reading] 372 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,623 [thunder crashing] 373 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,207 This is crazy! This is crazy! 374 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,758 I wish... 375 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,094 I wish I was beautiful! 376 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,589 [thunder crashing] 377 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,016 [grunts] 378 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,597 [gasping] 379 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,104 Please. 380 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,364 Please, please, please. Please. 381 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,579 [sighs] 382 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,421 - [upbeat music playing] - [man singing] 383 00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,964 [creaking] 384 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,015 [indistinct chatter] 385 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,226 [woman] What's up, SoHo? I'm Luna! 386 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,148 - [cheering] - Hey! 387 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,777 Are you ready? 388 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,532 All right, y'all, I don't know what you came in here for today, 389 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:10,986 but what I do know is that the miracle is already here. 390 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,951 You just have to open your heart and receive it. 391 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,577 I want you to look in the mirror 392 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,035 and visualize the change you came in here for. 393 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,791 Is it spiritual? Is it physical? 394 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,334 Is it emotional? 395 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,759 Today I want you to look in the mirror. 396 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,087 You're not going to see what you normally see. 397 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:33,175 Today you're going to see what you've always wanted to be. 398 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,264 So, you ready to get your life? 399 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:39,098 SoHo, are you ready to get your life? 400 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,602 - [cheering] - Change your mind! 401 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,231 Change your body! Change your life! 402 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,606 Yeah! 403 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,938 Coming out of the saddle 404 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,023 - in three, two, one! Up! - [yells] 405 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,488 [distorted screaming] 406 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:52,614 [all exclaim] 407 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,946 Oh, my God, are you okay? 408 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,615 - [thuds] - [all gasp] 409 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:57,699 [gags] 410 00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,705 We got a white girl down. 411 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:06,420 [groans] 412 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,051 [Tasha] Hey. 413 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,053 You hit your head really hard on the way down. 414 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,436 Oh. Sorry. Oh, God. 415 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,100 [groans] 416 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,810 Here's an ice pack. 417 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:25,065 Oh, God, thank you. 418 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,778 And some water. 419 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,241 And we have a complimentary bandana. 420 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,197 - So... - Aww. 421 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,495 You didn't have to do that. This is too much. 422 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,417 This is huge. [exhales] 423 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,336 Did something happen to your arm? 424 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,970 Should I call a doctor? 425 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,262 Yeah... [gasps] 426 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,030 [exclaims] 427 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,448 Are your legs okay? 428 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,948 No! They're not okay. 429 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:17,946 They're... 430 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,117 amazing. Oh, my God. 431 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,540 Do I look super toned to you? 432 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:25,787 Uh... 433 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,918 I don't know how to answer that. 434 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,883 - Oh, my God, feel my abs! - Uh... 435 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,053 - Rock hard, right? - Feels full. 436 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,595 - It's a rock. - Uh-huh. 437 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:36,381 Wait... 438 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:48,776 Wait. 439 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,862 Wait, no. 440 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,153 Wait. 441 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:55,946 Wait. 442 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:00,492 - That's me? - Yeah. 443 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,073 No. 444 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:12,175 What? Oh, my God, do you see this? 445 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,422 Yes? 446 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:17,677 I mean... look at me! Look at my jawline! 447 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,433 No, no, I always... I always wanted this to happen. 448 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,930 You dream this will happen, 449 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,478 but I never thought it would really happen! 450 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:24,850 I mean... [gasps] look at me! 451 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,478 Look at my boobs! Look at my ass! 452 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,150 I'm... 453 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,272 beautiful! 454 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,197 [breathing heavily] 455 00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:39,194 All right, if you're good, 456 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,863 I'm going to take this back and go to the front. 457 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,956 As long as you don't sue. 458 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,040 [laughing] 459 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,123 - [upbeat song playing] - [woman singing] 460 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,511 [Renee shrieks] 461 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,319 Hey, great dress. 462 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,570 Thanks. It's from Target. 463 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,617 [chuckles] Of course it is. 464 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,286 Aren't girls like us so lucky, 465 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:25,991 that we can shop, like, anywhere and still look fly as hell? [chuckles] 466 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,576 - I guess. - Yeah! 467 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,248 [chuckles] Oh, gosh! Thank you. 468 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,875 Chivalry, alive and well. 469 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,807 [whistles] 470 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:44,384 Jimmy, come here! 471 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,436 Mwah! 472 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,224 [elevator bell dings] 473 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:56,775 For Lisa in HR. 474 00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,572 My name's Renee Bennett, 475 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,742 and I'm applying for the receptionist job. 476 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,487 - [upbeat song continues] - [singing continues] 477 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,421 [song ends] 478 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,295 - Don't scream. - [muffled gasp] 479 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,209 Slowly turn around. 480 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,635 Okay, I know you don't recognize me. 481 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:23,805 - I know that. - Mmm. 482 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:27,181 But I'm going to prove to you that I am your friend. 483 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,058 - Your good friend... - Hey, sluts. 484 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,982 Oh, my God. Okay. Don't scream. 485 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,559 [muffled] No, no one... no one is screaming. 486 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,652 Don't even make the noise you just made. 487 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:40,907 Okay. Okay, now I know you don't recognize me. 488 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:44,035 You're thinking, "Who is this girl? And why is she here? 489 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:47,410 What was she doing covering our screaming-ass mouths?" 490 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,578 You guys, it's me. 491 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,660 Renee. 492 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,123 [Jane] What's happening? 493 00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:58,840 [Vivian] Full spin. 494 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,670 [chuckles] 495 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,755 Oh, my God, you don't believe me. 496 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:04,839 Why would you? Okay. 497 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,095 I'm going to prove to you that I'm Renee. 498 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,768 All right, I'm just going to tell you something 499 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,062 that there's no way I would know unless I was Renee. 500 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:12,514 Okay. Um... 501 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:15,809 Oh, remember the summer we all were gonna get those tattoos 502 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:18,441 of the 90210 characters on our ankle. Right? 503 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,487 But we decided not to because we were like, 504 00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:23,112 "What if we don't always feel this strongly about the actors?" 505 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,194 Thank God. How would anyone know that? 506 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:27,654 Everyone would know that, right? 507 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:30,456 Because I actually got Andrea Zuckerman 508 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,876 tattooed on my ankle before you guys bailed on the idea. 509 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,294 I forgot that, I'm sorry. 510 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,121 - I still feel so bad. - No. 511 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,048 What's something only I would know? Help me. 512 00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:40,459 [grunts] 513 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:41,713 You have HPV. 514 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,795 - Everybody has HPV. - I have it, too. 515 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:47,098 The point is, it's me! Renee! 516 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:50,176 And I don't know how this happened, and I can't explain it. 517 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:54,105 All I know is that Luna reached into my SoulCycled soul 518 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,478 and just gave me what I've always wanted. 519 00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,563 The chance to be beautiful! 520 00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:00,895 Oh. 521 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:03,732 - Yeah, well, that's great. - Yeah. 522 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,492 - I'm so happy for you... - Are you? 523 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,444 ...that you are working out 524 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:11,952 and that that clearly is making, like, a big change for you. 525 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,624 I mean, like, I hear really good things 526 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,578 about SoulCycle and, like, you look great. 527 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:20,666 Great? Guys, I'm a Kardashian. One of the Jenner ones. 528 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,797 Maybe now that your contacts are in... 529 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,004 I don't wear contacts. I don't wear glasses. 530 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,589 I was just taking a swing, 531 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,515 - and it was a miss. - Yeah. 532 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,469 You're trying to make sense of this, and you can't. 533 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,975 That's true. We cannot make sense of this. 534 00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:37,182 But I want you guys to know that even though I look like 535 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:40,269 this very different, very hot person, 536 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,273 it's still me in here. 537 00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:43,729 It's Renee. 538 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,191 [sighs] I'm not going anywhere. 539 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,072 - [both] Okay. - [Renee] Okay? 540 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:49,322 - Yeah. - Yeah. 541 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:50,949 But I am going to go to the bar and get us drinks. 542 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,200 I could use one. 543 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:53,782 - Tequila? - Sure. 544 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,372 How would I know that, unless I was Renee? 545 00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,121 Okay. 546 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:00,250 [laughs] 547 00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:11,303 Hey, Mason. [coughs] I'm sorry I can't make it again. 548 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:13,968 I'll have to work remotely, I have pink eye. 549 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,182 Yeah, it's really bad. 550 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,932 It's like, it looks like my eyes are bleeding. 551 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,812 Um... [clears throat] 552 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:24,062 Yeah, no, I... I know it doesn't affect your voice, 553 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,897 but it's like the really bad kind 554 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,404 that, like, causes flare-ups in prison populations. 555 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:29,825 Look, I gotta go, I'm going to the doctor. 556 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:34,451 Hopefully, I'll be in tomorrow, but I'm going in the subway, so I'm... 557 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,453 Um... Hello? Hello? 558 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,750 [clerk] 116. 559 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,245 [chuckles] 560 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,375 Uh... 561 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,419 You probably haven't been here before, 562 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,250 but you have to wait in line and take a number. 563 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:47,964 - Oh, right. - I can grab it for you. 564 00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:49,262 - Thank you. - Yeah. 565 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,431 - I just... Here. - Thank you. 566 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:54,259 And this guy just calls out a number completely out of sequence. 567 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,345 - Okay. - It's like a weird game of bingo. 568 00:30:56,855 --> 00:31:00,019 - All right. - But no one wins. So, yeah. 569 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:01,315 [clears throat] 570 00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:02,767 What's your number? 571 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:07,530 [chuckles] 572 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,441 So this is how it happens? 573 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,782 Just like that? Wow. 574 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,788 Just like what? What happens, like what? 575 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:16,864 That is very clever. 576 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,204 I don't know why that's... What is clever? 577 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,160 - "What's your number?" - I'm just asking what the number is. 578 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,622 And then I go, "Oh, 118..." 579 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,832 And then you're like, "No, your phone number." 580 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:28,092 - Oh. - Yeah. You are good. 581 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:30,090 How long have you been hanging on to that little nugget? 582 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,422 I haven't. I haven't been holding on to that. That's not a nugget. 583 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:35,930 You hang out in a lot of dry cleaners and hit on perfect girls? 584 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,136 [laughing] Wow. 585 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,562 All right, give me your phone. 586 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:40,896 My phone? 587 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,063 Give me your phone, I'm going to give you my number. 588 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,142 - Are you still talking to me? - Don't chicken out now, son. 589 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,522 - I'm not chickening out. - Here, come on. 590 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:47,399 Give me, we'll exchange phones. That's what'll happen. 591 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:49,355 Here, give me your phone, you take my phone, 592 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,406 put your number in. Level the playing field. 593 00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:52,404 Do people do this? 594 00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:54,076 And this way you don't have to feel intimidated. 595 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:55,737 I know what it's like. 596 00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:59,324 Okay. Yeah. That's me. 597 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,454 Okay. 598 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,752 And you know, I'm pretty slammed right now. 599 00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:04,830 But I will do my best to pencil you in. 600 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,085 Right after the jailhouse pink eye clears up? 601 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,791 [laughing] 602 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,042 Who are you? 603 00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:11,594 [clerk] Number 118! 604 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:14,964 That's me. 605 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,260 Hi. 606 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:24,023 Oh, I couldn't get the red vomit stain out of it. 607 00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,816 What was it, like, sangria? 608 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,228 Some wine, like a red? Something like that? 609 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,187 It had chunks in it, did you know that? 610 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:33,150 And, uh, then you let it sit for a while, and I couldn't really... 611 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:34,279 That's fine. 612 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:36,827 I could take another whack at it, if you want. 613 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,371 - [bell jingles] - I'm not a magician. 119! 614 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:43,917 So, look, I have not logged into our account 615 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,370 since our profile went live 616 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:46,671 'cause I thought we could all do it together. 617 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,622 Yeah, I think that's the best idea. 618 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,549 Um, excuse me, bartender. 619 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:53,048 Can I please get a couple shots of tequila? 620 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,383 - Uh... - Can you stop it? It's a coffee shop. 621 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,887 No, listen. This is going to be awesome. Trust me. 622 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,138 I'm about to make it rain responses. 623 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:08,066 Hit refresh. 624 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,985 - Yeah, refresh. - Always refresh. 625 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:11,903 [buzzes] 626 00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:14,148 [softly] Okay... 627 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,404 - Are we on the Wi-Fi or... - Yeah, we are. 628 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:20,330 So, it's true. Guys really only care about photos. 629 00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:24,163 Oh, my God, stop. This is... This is clearly my fault. 630 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:27,166 - What? Why? - No, I take full responsibility for this. 631 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,589 Guys, this is because the old me was clearly dragging our stock down. 632 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,419 I, like, feel bad for her. I wanna, like, hug this girl. 633 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,220 You look like you. 634 00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:38,673 All we have to do are get new photos of me. 635 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,767 You know, like, a photo shoot for the new Renee. 636 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:46,598 Like maybe a hip-hop vibe. Like Saint-Tropez, or... 637 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,066 You know, let's get this in a bikini, 638 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:53,112 on a jet ski with, like, Lil Wayne, 639 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:56,111 or Lil' Bow Wow, or one of the Lil's. 640 00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:58,113 - I don't think that's a thing. - Which thing? 641 00:33:58,203 --> 00:33:59,694 The whole... Like, all those things. 642 00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:03,702 One of the... a big one... Big... Medium George? 643 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:05,454 I don't know who it is, but it's gonna be hip-hop 644 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,785 and it's gonna be hot. 645 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,542 No, we're going to do it. Hot bikini action. 646 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:11,964 You know, I don't have a yacht, but... 647 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:13,878 Does your brother still have a kayak? 648 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,336 [man, on answering machine] Hi, this message is for Renee Bennett. 649 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:19,137 Please call Helen Grey's office at Lily LeClaire 650 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:22,092 to set up your interview for the receptionist position. 651 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:23,801 [sighs] 652 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:29,974 [exclaims] 653 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,164 Renee Bennett? 654 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,664 Yeah. I'm Renee. Hi. 655 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:52,296 No, I'm looking for Renee Bennett for the receptionist job. 656 00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,339 That's me. Here. 657 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,050 Okay. 658 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,346 You must be Renee. I'm Helen Grey, CFO. 659 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:05,392 We spoke on the phone. 660 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,304 And this is our CEO, Avery LeClaire. 661 00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:09,309 Hello, Renee. 662 00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:10,264 Hello. 663 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,065 Take a seat, make yourself comfortable. 664 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,393 Thank you so much. 665 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:18,110 Uh, it's nice to finally meet you face to face, Ms. Grey. 666 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,693 And I of course know who you are, Ms. LeClaire. 667 00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:24,866 Renee currently works in the online division. 668 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,037 Oh, wow, super. 669 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,959 Yeah, but I figure I can be real with you guys, 670 00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:34,039 like Gayle King real, and say that it would be a shame 671 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:37,967 to waste all this in a tiny Chinatown office. 672 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:42,592 I think we've got more of a front-of-house situation on our hands. 673 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:45,056 Am I right or wrong? [chuckles] Yeah. 674 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,100 Renee, we appreciate you taking the initiative, 675 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,645 but you're not exactly the obvious choice for this job. 676 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,022 Helen. 677 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,726 [Renee] No, I totally get it. 678 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,644 'Cause I already work for the company, 679 00:35:56,738 --> 00:36:00,448 and this job would actually be a pay cut to my current salary. 680 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,320 It doesn't make much sense why I'm here. 681 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:04,197 So what are your goals, exactly? 682 00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:05,573 [sighs] 683 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,498 To work here... 684 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:13,578 as a receptionist. 685 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:15,162 Wow. 686 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:21,127 Okay, because most girls, they view this as a stepping stone to modeling 687 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:24,259 or to opening their own e-commerce boutique. 688 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:28,184 I hear you. And yes, modeling is an option for me. 689 00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:30,094 You are taking a risk. 690 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,475 Is this girl going to walk out of this office 691 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:35,057 and right onto the runway and never look back? 692 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,854 Is that realistic for me? 693 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:41,318 One thousand percent. But it's not who I am. 694 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:45,368 My only real goal is to come here 695 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,911 to this office every day 696 00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:50,531 and help people feel the same way I feel 697 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,497 when I step off that elevator: 698 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:57,830 that this is the only place to be. 699 00:36:58,550 --> 00:36:59,711 [sighs] 700 00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:03,051 [elevator bell dings] 701 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,596 [screams] Yes, yes, yes, yes! I got it! 702 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:14,897 [elevator bell dings] 703 00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:24,740 I work here now! 704 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:29,411 - [knocking] - Mason, you in here? 705 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:31,701 It's me, Renee. 706 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,123 Can we talk in the office? 707 00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:35,166 Oh, we can just talk here, it's fine. 708 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,336 [sighs] Things have changed for me, Mason. 709 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:40,002 They're moving me to HQ. 710 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,461 [chuckles] 711 00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:43,251 It's headquarters. 712 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,844 - Everything I've ever wanted... - I really need you to leave. 713 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:48,013 I really would rather you not hear the splash. 714 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,385 Don't worry, I... 715 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:53,720 I talked to them, and HR is already interviewing for my replacement. 716 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,971 - HR is just human resources. - [quietly farting] 717 00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,352 Go, please. Go. 718 00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,526 And I know you're happy here. 719 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,319 But anyway, I gotta go. 720 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:06,149 If you just finally got the courage to ask me out, it's too late, buddy. 721 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,279 [forced laugh] Go, please. Go. 722 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,696 I'll miss you. You want me to leave it open? 723 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,372 - Uh... No. - No? 724 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,291 [sighs] 725 00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:18,452 Shit! 726 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:21,038 - [upbeat song playing] - [woman singing] 727 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:43,352 [song stops] 728 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,482 Whoo! 729 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,949 You're gonna wanna head to marketing, 730 00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,242 and you're gonna want to have a great time. 731 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,409 - [both chuckle] - [phone rings] 732 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,658 She's headed to you, she's adorable. 733 00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,580 Good morning. 734 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,668 Hi, you know what? I think I pressed the wrong floor. 735 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,420 I'm looking for Lily LeClaire, and this is not... 736 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,092 [Renee] Nope, that's us. 737 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,464 Welcome to Lily LeClaire. 738 00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:11,593 You're probably used to seeing Angie sit here, 739 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,424 but I promise to win you over, too. 740 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,097 She served her bottled water room temp. 741 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,474 Now, I prefer to serve it chilled. 742 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,814 I also serve it with a straw, 743 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,438 so you don't have to mess with your fierce lipstick. 744 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,110 God, I love that shade. 745 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,940 What is it, Rogue Red? Fall 2015? 746 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,030 I don't know any Angie. 747 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,112 What confused me when I walked into this place, 748 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,949 honestly, is you and... 749 00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:40,876 I know, right? 750 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:43,795 You're not the only one. Okay. [chuckles] 751 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,295 People don't expect a girl sitting back here 752 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,125 to just be so on the ball. 753 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,426 Oh, see, that's not what I was... 754 00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:51,174 But I know what it means to work hard. 755 00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:54,803 And I don't plan on coasting off the bennies of this face or this body. 756 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,885 I'm going to bring it every day. 757 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,971 I can see by your portfolio that you're here from The Rose Sheet, 758 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,727 which happens to be my absolute favorite trade publication. 759 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:05,601 So I'll let them know that you're here for your 10:30, 760 00:40:05,695 --> 00:40:06,776 and you can have a seat. 761 00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:10,152 Or if you prefer, get steps in to meet your Fitbit goal for the day. 762 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:11,573 This hallway loops around, 763 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,116 and I'll let you know when they're ready. 764 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,245 Welcome to Lily LeClaire. 765 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:17,613 Thanks. 766 00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:18,697 And my name is Renee, 767 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:21,374 if you need absolutely anything at all. 768 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,160 Ever, ever. 769 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,745 - [laughs] - [phone rings] 770 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,664 Hi, Lily LeClaire, you've got Renee. 771 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:27,919 Oh, I'll put you through. 772 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:28,920 Hello, Renee. 773 00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,088 [sighs] 774 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,676 Sorry. I overheard your name. 775 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:37,928 Uh, I'm here to meet Avery, 776 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,602 but could you not make me wait next to that lady? 777 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,146 I don't think I'll be as nice to her as you were. 778 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:44,348 [laughs nervously] 779 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:47,943 Oh, thank God. Okay, okay. 780 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:52,022 - You're Grant LeClaire. - Yes. 781 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:55,826 Holy shit. Holy shit. 782 00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:57,528 Relax, you're good. 783 00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:00,239 Okay, okay. 784 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:01,540 Right. Um... 785 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,709 Well, Grant, I noticed on Page Six, 786 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:10,884 that you are often photographed drinking these Pressed Juicery Greens 1.5. 787 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,301 Correct? I saw that, 788 00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:14,549 and I brought it here, in case you were ever to come in. 789 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,381 - Thank you. - You're welcome, 790 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,511 Grant LeClaire. 791 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:20,934 Sorry, what, you've seen me holding these? 792 00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:23,345 So you got them in just for me? 793 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:25,476 I've also seen you holding a lot of Brazilian models, 794 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,148 but I didn't think they'd fit in the mini-fridge. 795 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:31,896 [laughs] 796 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,902 Okay, cool, I thought you were gonna be mad 797 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,574 'cause I called you out so hard. 798 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:36,821 Who hired you, Renee? 799 00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:39,821 Avery. Your sister. 800 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,325 Yes, I know who she is. 801 00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:43,954 Good. 'Cause Thanksgiving would be really weird. 802 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,911 I don't know if you guys do things like Thanksgiving. 803 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,371 Yeah, we do. 804 00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:50,000 Oh, my God, that's crazy. 805 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,624 So, Avery, huh? 806 00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:54,842 Good for her. 807 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,004 Yes. 808 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:01,762 [mouthing] Oh, my God. 809 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,266 [Avery] This is our first diffusion line, 810 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:11,523 and I really owe it to my grandma to get it right. 811 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:14,776 We are at a critical stage for both the product itself 812 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,607 and the packaging and the copy. 813 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:19,284 So, now for the exciting part, let's look at our samples. 814 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,077 - This is our... - [gasps] 815 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:23,451 I'm so sorry. So sorry. 816 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,328 I am so sorry! 817 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,410 Okay, going to put it all right back where it was. 818 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:28,539 Here is the blush. 819 00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:31,581 All right, and here is the packaging, 820 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:33,631 and I just need to find the application brush, 821 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,050 and then we can move on with our lives. 822 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,549 There is no application brush. 823 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:40,430 Oh. 824 00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:45,560 Really? 825 00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:47,396 Okay. Got it. 826 00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:49,390 Does that come as a surprise to you? 827 00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:50,474 Because if you knew our products, 828 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,935 you'd know that our blush never comes with an application blush brush. 829 00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:53,985 Of course I know that. 830 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:55,313 Same with the Shimmering Face Powders. 831 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,739 I just figured for this particular product, 832 00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:59,612 that, you know, that there might be one. 833 00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,944 But never mind, you guys, you know how this works, 834 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:05,327 and I'm just the beautiful face keeping this place running. So... 835 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,784 I think we'd all like to hear what you'd have to say, Renee. 836 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:13,668 Well... 837 00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:18,009 Well, with high-end products, 838 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:21,260 we expect our customers to have high-end makeup brushes. 839 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:27,227 But regular girls put their blush on in the rearview, 840 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,929 on the way to their crappy jobs. 841 00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:32,858 And they're going to be pissed when they open up an $8.50 blush, 842 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,685 and they have no way they can use it. 843 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,025 Then you just wind up using your finger. 844 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,777 You know, it never goes on right. 845 00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:41,654 Then you hit a bump, or you have an itch 846 00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:44,612 and you wind up looking like Braveheart. 847 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:49,287 Or some more up-to-date reference. 848 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,327 That was very helpful, Renee. 849 00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:53,377 Really? 850 00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:55,964 Okay, great. 851 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:58,876 If anybody needs anything, any water or anything, 852 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,051 just give me a signal. 853 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,095 The signal will just be something like, 854 00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:04,798 "Renee, we could use some more water." 855 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:06,887 Or something, you know... 856 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:10,221 [quietly] "Thirsty, more water." 857 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:12,310 Thank you. 858 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:27,908 [inhales] 859 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:32,580 [line ringing] 860 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,083 - [Ethan] Hello? - Hi, Ethan. 861 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:36,163 Um... 862 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,835 I know calling a new love interest can be stressful, 863 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:44,297 so I just wanted to take that pressure off you. 864 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:47,349 You know, you wonder, like, "How long should I wait to call?" 865 00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:50,769 Or, "Is she too good for me?" Blah, blah, blah. [chuckles] 866 00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:55,896 But, uh, I'm just gonna take all the heavy lifting off of you 867 00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,693 and... and let you know that you are taking me out. 868 00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:00,445 [Ethan] Who is this again? 869 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,907 Oh, yeah, Renee from the dry cleaner. 870 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:07,615 [Renee] Aren't you glad we're doing this? 871 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,822 I'm pretty scared of you, 872 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:12,454 so I was a little afraid to not do this. 873 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:13,533 Right. 874 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:14,705 So what do you do? 875 00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:17,663 Uh... I'm at CNN, working in operations. 876 00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,543 It's not what I want to do. I'm trying to segue 877 00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:20,715 - into being a cameraman. - Oh. 878 00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:23,965 But, uh, it's sort of a boys' club over there. 879 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:26,047 - So I can't just... - [laughing] 880 00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:28,006 What? 881 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:32,557 Well, only girls complain about things being a boys' club. 882 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:37,645 Yes, good point, but I mean it's like a different breed of, like, boys' club. 883 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,648 Like tattoos, C-class driver's licenses. 884 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,695 I'm sure you're just in your head about it. 885 00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:43,772 They call me "Wheat Thin." 886 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,068 Oh, 'cause of "Ethan." That's clever. 887 00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,071 "Wheat Thin Ethan." That is it! 888 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,155 Hot dogs. 889 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,582 Wheat Thin Ethan. 890 00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:55,955 That's not even as bad as what I thought they meant. 891 00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:59,413 No, I mean, I used to be where you are right now. 892 00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:03,383 I was working in this tiny office, like tiny. 893 00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,921 And I never thought I'd make it to 5th Avenue. 894 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:11,971 But, I mean, look at me now. I'm a receptionist. 895 00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:15,520 [chuckles] I haven't said that out loud yet. 896 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:19,441 I, Renee, am a receptionist. 897 00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:23,774 Oh, that was my hot dog. You ate both of them. 898 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:26,865 Ooh, a bikini contest! We're going! 899 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:28,943 [rock music playing] 900 00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:31,619 You sure this is where you want to be? 901 00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:34,824 There's a bar just down the thing, they're doing Latin rhythms night. 902 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:36,249 Oh, we should hit that next. 903 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,418 Yeah. Or sooner. 904 00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:41,622 Right here. Hi. Anybody sitting here? No? 905 00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:43,048 [Ethan] You sure no one's sitting here? 906 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:44,215 [Renee] Oh, my God, it's, like, starting. 907 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:46,589 You know, uh, I'm cool with this. 908 00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:50,263 As long as you're comfortable sitting here 909 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:52,636 while these women are kind of naked. 910 00:46:53,019 --> 00:46:54,806 Kind of? They look great. 911 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:56,894 What are you doing? 912 00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:59,143 Well, I don't have a bathing suit, so I have to improvise. 913 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:02,150 Kind of hotter than a bathing suit, 914 00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:03,647 because it's, like, unexpected, 915 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:05,070 and you can, like, see most of my butt. 916 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,818 Wait, are you entering the bikini contest? 917 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:07,988 - Yeah! - No! 918 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:09,907 It's 500 bucks to the winner. Did you see the sign? 919 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:13,237 Yeah, but I think that you probably had to pre-register online, 920 00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:16,369 and then there's also the issue of the non-regulation bikini. 921 00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:18,746 - Honestly, that Latin rhythms night... - It'll be so fun. 922 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,327 Oh, wait, I see what's going on. 923 00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:24,040 You're worried that the guys are going to be drooling all over me. 924 00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:27,171 - Uh-uh. - Oh, my God, that's so sweet. 925 00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:30,675 But don't worry, okay? I'm here with you. 926 00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:34,429 I came with you and I'm leaving with you. 927 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,807 But I do need your help with something. 928 00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:41,307 Now, what do you think? Shoe on or shoe off? 929 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,062 - This is off. - Right. 930 00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:44,108 This is me with it on. 931 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,357 Does it say, like, "Barefoot hippie, she doesn't care"? 932 00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,154 - Or is it like... - Honestly, at the end of the day, 933 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,527 I don't know if it's gonna have a dramatic effect either way, 934 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:53,577 so I would go shoes on because the carpet is disgusting. 935 00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:55,244 Okay, cool. Wish me luck. 936 00:47:55,331 --> 00:47:56,447 Good luck. 937 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:57,826 - I got this. - Yeah. 938 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:01,079 So scared. 939 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:06,382 Welcome to the semi-annual Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest. 940 00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:08,379 We're going to start it out and do it proud. 941 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,836 Here she comes, everybody. Let's bring out our girl. 942 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:12,466 Lacey J. 943 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:16,015 She's pursuing her certificate in heating and cooling maintenance. 944 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:18,389 Fire and ice, she sure is! 945 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:21,392 Is there a doctor in the house? No! 946 00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:25,192 But there is a dental assistant, and her name's Tiffany from Ronkonkoma. 947 00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,147 Look at that! 948 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,649 Oh! Whoa! 949 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,446 Twerk it up, honey! 950 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:33,115 Watch out, guys, it's about to heat up, 951 00:48:33,202 --> 00:48:35,114 'cause here comes Vanessa! 952 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:38,538 Our Vanessa here has been to 11 of our United States. 953 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,991 So give it up for Vanessa! 954 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:43,168 Oh, we've got a late entry here. 955 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,917 Uh, I hope her buns are tighter than this penmanship 956 00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:48,419 'cause, uh, this is really hard to read. But, um... 957 00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:52,301 "Keep it going for Renee Bennett"? 958 00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:53,424 Renee Bennett. 959 00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:54,721 [scattered applause] 960 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:58,767 Whoa, are you here for the barback job or... 961 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,018 You're in the contest? Okay. 962 00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:03,017 - I got it. I got it. - You got it? Okay. 963 00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:07,397 Hello, everyone, I am Renee! As advertised! 964 00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:11,313 Renee hails from the Long Island, 965 00:49:11,407 --> 00:49:13,649 and she is a receptionist. 966 00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:14,983 Holler! 967 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,570 Um, Renee enjoys watching people 968 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:21,202 trying to cover up their disappointment from their dreams being shattered 969 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:25,411 on shows such as Antiques Roadshow and Shark Tank. 970 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:31,797 And Renee is not afraid of returning things for store credit! 971 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:33,343 [cheering] 972 00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:37,051 Renee was kicked out not once, but twice 973 00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:41,055 from a New Kids on the Block concert for crying too hard. 974 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:42,852 [cheering] 975 00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:46,022 Joey! Am I right? Joey! 976 00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:47,098 [man] Marry me! 977 00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:49,560 And although you ladies all seem super chill, 978 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:50,814 I did not come here 979 00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:52,862 - to make friends, okay? - [audience exclaims] 980 00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,364 DJ, hit it! 981 00:49:55,618 --> 00:49:56,734 [mic feedback] 982 00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:59,156 [upbeat song playing] 983 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,326 [man singing] 984 00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:12,169 [cheering] 985 00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:45,539 [cheers] 986 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:50,962 [audience screams] 987 00:51:02,601 --> 00:51:05,093 [mouthing] 988 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,652 [cheering] 989 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,417 - [music stops] - [loud cheering] 990 00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:32,955 And now it's time to tally the votes. 991 00:51:33,048 --> 00:51:34,334 Are you guys ready? 992 00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,291 [cheering] 993 00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:40,378 The winner of this year's Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest... 994 00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:44,258 Lacey J. from New Brunswick, New Jersey! Lacey! 995 00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:46,263 [cheering] 996 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:51,098 Take a lap! Come on, Lacey! Beautiful! 997 00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:54,350 Don't worry, Romeo, she'll be right out. 998 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,607 Yeah, I didn't know if they go backstage. 999 00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:57,813 Is there a backstage here? 1000 00:51:57,906 --> 00:51:59,363 Yeah, it usually leads to rehab. 1001 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,191 But that Renee? That's your girl, right? 1002 00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:03,368 - Uh, friend for now. - Friend? 1003 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,616 Just friend, this is our first kind of night out. 1004 00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:07,197 All right, I didn't ask for a podcast. 1005 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:10,204 Either way, your lady killed it tonight. 1006 00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:11,205 She is awesome. 1007 00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:12,786 She is the complete package. 1008 00:52:13,172 --> 00:52:14,708 Yeah, I'm getting to know that. 1009 00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:17,165 Um, I've never seen anything like that. 1010 00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:20,502 Now the girl who won, who happens to be my god-niece, 1011 00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:22,553 of course, she was hotter. 1012 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,302 But let's say this, 1013 00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:26,508 it's a lonely dark night, you got a flat. 1014 00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:27,809 Who do you want next to you? 1015 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,389 Your girl. Yeah. 1016 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,644 Your girl can handle herself in a knife fight, and I like that. 1017 00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:33,723 Dude, up here. 1018 00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:35,809 - Uh, thank you. - Tonight's your night, good luck. 1019 00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:39,897 [laughing] 1020 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,073 - Hey, that was so great. - Hi. 1021 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,741 Sorry, I got you all wet. 1022 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:46,160 Oh, yeah, that's water, right? 1023 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,075 Yeah, I think it's water. 1024 00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:51,200 I'm sorry it didn't go the way you wanted it to. 1025 00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:52,704 I mean, it was awesome. 1026 00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:56,084 Yeah. No, it didn't. It went way better. 1027 00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:57,251 What? 1028 00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:59,833 We each get two free drinks and an appetizer! 1029 00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,088 That's what I was hoping. 1030 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,589 - On the house. - What are the parting gifts? 1031 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,218 I was looking at the coconut shrimp, 'cause I didn't get any hot dog. 1032 00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:06,843 You snooze, you lose your hot dog. 1033 00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:07,924 You're really not upset? 1034 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,350 No, not really. 1035 00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:12,725 I mean, these things are so, like, political. 1036 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:15,265 - Yeah. - I won't get into all of it. 1037 00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,476 Mostly 'cause I have no information, but... 1038 00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:20,274 No, I can see a place like this running kind of a shady... 1039 00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:22,026 Yeah. I feel like I did win. 1040 00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:23,652 The crowd was going crazy. 1041 00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:26,951 And you know what? I know I look good. 1042 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:30,280 I don't need some, like, room of drunk guys to confirm that. 1043 00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:33,371 Can I be you when I grow up? 1044 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:36,544 You should've won, you were ripped off. 1045 00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:38,579 Thanks. 1046 00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,040 I think I've earned this, right? 1047 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:43,051 That was just sitting there. That's not even mine. 1048 00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:44,969 Mmm. [spits] 1049 00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:46,296 [sighs] 1050 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,221 [Avery] Renee. 1051 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:53,306 I thought I smelled animal products. 1052 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,604 - Mmm. - Can I ask you something? 1053 00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:56,522 Mmm-hmm. 1054 00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,520 Just because you seemed to have such great insight 1055 00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,567 about our diffusion line earlier. 1056 00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:03,897 Yeah, of course. I'm... I'm here to help. 1057 00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:07,484 My grandma is coming to review everything 1058 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,661 for the big pitch to the Target people in Boston, 1059 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,955 and I just really want to make sure that I get everything right. 1060 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:14,825 Super, yeah. 1061 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:17,876 - Oh! - So, I had this great idea. 1062 00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:20,163 You know how at our traditional outlets, 1063 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:21,338 like Bergdorf's or Bloomingdale's, 1064 00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:23,257 we have a dedicated makeup counter with a specialist 1065 00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:25,426 to help teach you about the products and how to apply them. 1066 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:28,550 I thought what if, even at Target, during our peak hours, 1067 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,178 we offer the same thing to our diffusion line customers. 1068 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:34,093 Yeah. 1069 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:35,766 Oh, shit, you hate it. 1070 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:37,646 No, I don't hate it. 1071 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:39,565 No, if you think it's a shitty idea, please tell me, 1072 00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:41,608 'cause I am really freaking out about this whole thing. 1073 00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:44,237 From what I can gather, just, you know, from my friends... 1074 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,608 those professionals at the makeup counters are actually a deterrent. 1075 00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:53,705 There's these, like, beautiful, statuesque women just staring at you, 1076 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:57,250 with your pimples and your asymmetrical face, 1077 00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:59,077 and they just make you feel bad about yourself. 1078 00:55:00,088 --> 00:55:01,795 I mean, it makes them feel bad about themselves. 1079 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,748 That's why these regular girls 1080 00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:07,711 flock to the anonymous aisles of a big superstore. 1081 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,671 So they can just go in and buy their makeup 1082 00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:12,007 without somebody standing there, 1083 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,683 making them just feel like they aren't good enough. 1084 00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:17,387 And... like it's a waste of time to even try. 1085 00:55:18,774 --> 00:55:20,265 I'm just a stupid idiot, dumb bitch. 1086 00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:22,438 Oh, my God. You? No, you're not. 1087 00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:23,894 You're, like, amazing. 1088 00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:26,396 You're everything I could ever want to be. 1089 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:28,899 It's this voice. 1090 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,867 Your voice? You... 1091 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:34,746 Something wrong with your... your voice? 1092 00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,198 I haven't noticed anything... 1093 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:37,577 It's a little high-pitched. 1094 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,250 I sound like a freaking moron. 1095 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,452 - No. - But I'm not... 1096 00:55:40,546 --> 00:55:42,412 I've got a JD/MBA from Wharton. 1097 00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,418 I clerked for a Supreme Court Justice. 1098 00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:45,715 But it's this voice, I can't kick it. 1099 00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,508 I've tried everything. Vocal coaches... 1100 00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:51,046 That's it, actually, just vocal coaches... 1101 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,472 - Coaches, okay. - ...but still nothing. 1102 00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:56,760 That's why I feel really lucky to have someone like you here, Renee. 1103 00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,311 Someone like me? 1104 00:55:58,397 --> 00:56:00,559 Someone who knows the clientele that we're going after, 1105 00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:02,561 someone who can speak to that world. 1106 00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:03,899 Yeah. 1107 00:56:03,986 --> 00:56:06,273 There's a dinner coming up. I'd love for you to come. 1108 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,150 A dinner? Oh, my gosh. 1109 00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:10,106 You can bring your boyfriend or your... 1110 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:15,658 girlfriend, or however they identify, 1111 00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:17,534 just... if you have one. 1112 00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,411 No, I... uh... 1113 00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:21,868 I guess I actually... I do have somebody 1114 00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:24,329 that I could invite right now. Yeah. 1115 00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:26,506 And he identifies as a guy. 1116 00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:30,301 I mean, he's... there are some very feminine aspects to him, 1117 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:33,221 but it's part of his charm. You'll see. 1118 00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:34,639 Okay, good. 1119 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,444 - Hey. - Hi. 1120 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,396 - Ready to get some dinner? - Yeah, I'm starving. 1121 00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:51,651 - All right, let's do it. - Yeah. 1122 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:53,483 - Okay. - Pretty hungry myself. 1123 00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:54,818 Where you coming from? 1124 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,995 Oh, I was just, uh, down the street. 1125 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,742 Nowhere, hanging out. 1126 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,072 You're sweaty. 1127 00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:02,700 Oh, I was working out, but I showered. 1128 00:57:02,794 --> 00:57:03,784 - Okay. - Yeah. 1129 00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:06,212 Were you at Zumba? 1130 00:57:07,466 --> 00:57:08,832 Zumba? Is that what it's called? 1131 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,883 I don't... I never pay attention. 1132 00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:13,177 Yeah. Yeah, it's called Zumba. 1133 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:16,631 It's pretty... It's like a female workout. 1134 00:57:16,725 --> 00:57:17,886 That's, like, a girl's... 1135 00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:20,513 - Is it? - [laughing] Yes! 1136 00:57:20,771 --> 00:57:22,854 I don't... It's a workout. 1137 00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:24,267 - I don't go to gyms... - Oh, my God. 1138 00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:27,271 ...'cause I don't like all the machismo, so I go where the ladies go. 1139 00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:29,394 - Oh, I get it. - Not a big deal. Get what? 1140 00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:30,694 You're that guy. 1141 00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:32,693 "Go to the gym to pick up chicks" guy. 1142 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:36,367 I am 100% not the "go to the gym to meet chicks" guy. 1143 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,867 - Really? Zumba? - No, I am the guy who sits next to you 1144 00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:42,540 for, like, four years in high school and wants to ask you out, 1145 00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:44,788 but I chicken out like I always do, 1146 00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:47,996 and then I get online and monitor your status for ten years, 1147 00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:50,002 hoping that you'll be single at the reunion, 1148 00:57:50,092 --> 00:57:53,130 but if you're not, you're married, that's... that's great, don't care. 1149 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:55,052 - You're happy for her? - I'm happy for her. 1150 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,304 That's not real, by the way. By the way, that's not real. 1151 00:57:57,391 --> 00:57:58,381 That's me painting a picture. 1152 00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:00,307 - That sounded pretty real. - I mean... 1153 00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:02,305 Let's go to dinner. 1154 00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:04,103 When I started to say it, I regretted it. 1155 00:58:04,189 --> 00:58:05,805 What was the... What was the picture's name? 1156 00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:07,481 Rachel. 1157 00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:15,815 [Ethan] Yeah. You can have one grape. 1158 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:20,995 Where have you met the girls you've mostly dated? You know? 1159 00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:27,494 Uh, well, honestly, I don't date that much. 1160 00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:30,125 Well, that's really weird. 1161 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:31,755 - Is it? - 'Cause neither do I. 1162 00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:33,424 - What? - No, I really don't. 1163 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,251 - I know it seems like... - You're saying it 'cause I said it. 1164 00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,211 No, it seems like I have all this experience, I know, 1165 00:58:37,305 --> 00:58:38,921 and that's kind of like what I put out there, 1166 00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:41,303 but I... I've dated... 1167 00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:44,264 I've been in three relationships. 1168 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:45,310 - Really? - Yeah, 1169 00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:47,605 and one of them had a girlfriend. I didn't know. 1170 00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:49,353 I did not know. We were dating for a couple months, 1171 00:58:49,443 --> 00:58:51,309 and then I get a phone call from this girl, 1172 00:58:51,403 --> 00:58:53,190 like, "This is his girlfriend," I was like... 1173 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:55,321 - Oh, God. - ..."This is his girlfriend." 1174 00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:58,616 - Yeah. [laughs] - I would cry so hard. 1175 00:58:58,702 --> 00:58:59,533 Did you cry? 1176 00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,281 - [laughs] - Don't answer that. 1177 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:02,862 - Don't answer that. - Yes, I cried. 1178 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,697 - Why did I ask if you cried? - No, you're a sensitive... 1179 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:06,783 Ah! That's not what a dude would ask. 1180 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:09,665 What about... Is that... Is that your class over there? 1181 00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:11,291 - Do you want to... No... - Okay. 1182 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:13,585 I'm strictly indoor Zumba. 1183 00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:15,086 I would never do outdoor Zumba. 1184 00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:16,839 What's the move they're doing right now called? 1185 00:59:16,928 --> 00:59:18,464 [Ethan] That's called the star hop. 1186 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,717 - [laughs] - It's not a full jump. 1187 00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:22,931 You are... 1188 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:25,180 You are quite a man, Ethan. 1189 00:59:25,437 --> 00:59:26,973 [both laughing] 1190 00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:28,975 I got to read more Maxim or something. 1191 00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:31,649 Ew, please don't read Maxim. You're perfect. 1192 00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:33,192 I'm not perfect, 1193 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:36,897 but I... do think that you are. 1194 00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:39,656 Whatever, Wheat Thin. 1195 00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:40,824 I'm being serious. 1196 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,615 You're, like, so yourself... 1197 00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:46,743 or something, I don't know, it's cool. 1198 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:49,200 No, keep talking. [laughs] 1199 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:53,754 Uh, I think a lot of people are confused about themselves. 1200 00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:58,676 They, like, obsess over whatever negative quality 1201 00:59:58,762 --> 01:00:01,175 they perceive in themselves and they completely miss 1202 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:04,302 the thing that really makes them awesome. 1203 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,348 You, like, know who you are 1204 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:11,272 and you don't really care how the world sees you. 1205 01:00:12,150 --> 01:00:15,939 You're... so yourself, too. 1206 01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:19,022 I mean, you have no idea who you are. [laughs] 1207 01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:21,073 No, but you're honest about it. 1208 01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:23,825 And it just makes me feel really... 1209 01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:26,784 I don't know, like, close to you. 1210 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:29,115 Are you going to kiss me? 1211 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:32,243 I was just gonna 1212 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:34,454 - get as close as I could... - Uh-huh. 1213 01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:36,794 - ...to tell you... - Yeah? 1214 01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,378 ...that I... 1215 01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:39,504 You have a girlfriend? 1216 01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,460 ...would love to kiss you. 1217 01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:46,720 [pop song playing] 1218 01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:52,475 [Renee] Just give me one minute. 1219 01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,808 Yeah, no worries, take your time. 1220 01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:58,610 [woman singing] 1221 01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,654 - Hey. - Hey. Hey... 1222 01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:04,608 Wow. 1223 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:08,412 I thought you might want a sneak peek of what's to come. 1224 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:11,912 I don't know if you know what "sneak peek" means. 1225 01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,834 You're completely naked. 1226 01:01:14,546 --> 01:01:16,663 Oh, how embarrassing. 1227 01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,335 Do you want me to go cover up? 1228 01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:19,631 No. 1229 01:01:20,427 --> 01:01:21,668 No? 1230 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:23,093 No. 1231 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,011 Cool. 1232 01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:25,800 [sighs] 1233 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,095 Okay. 1234 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,846 - Ethan, are you coming? - Yup. 1235 01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:46,650 Hi. 1236 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:48,570 Thanks for coming over. 1237 01:01:55,462 --> 01:01:56,452 [Renee murmurs] 1238 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:11,217 [moaning] 1239 01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:13,390 - Um... - What? 1240 01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:19,063 Yeah, I... I want you to see me. You know? 1241 01:02:19,152 --> 01:02:20,484 Oh, yeah, no, 100%. 1242 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:23,062 I'm definitely loving seeing you. 1243 01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:28,990 I just didn't know if you... wanted to see me. 1244 01:02:30,288 --> 01:02:31,404 No, I want to see you. 1245 01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:32,826 - Okay. - Yeah. 1246 01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,580 Oh, my God. 1247 01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:37,911 Oh... 1248 01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:39,085 Oh, my God! 1249 01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:45,710 Are you looking in the mirror? 1250 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,087 Yeah. Yeah. 1251 01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:52,516 Oh, that is so hot. 1252 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,016 [Ethan] It felt good the whole time. 1253 01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:58,518 - The whole time? - The whole time. 1254 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,770 - That was my favorite part. - This is perfect. 1255 01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:02,852 [Renee] I liked the whole time. 1256 01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:05,654 Yeah, and you were such a great leader. 1257 01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:07,072 - You really took over. - [both laughing] 1258 01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:11,535 Thank you, and you follow the leader well. 1259 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:12,987 I was willing to do... 1260 01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:14,288 Wait, shh... Do you hear that? 1261 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:16,495 - What is it? - Is that the ice cream man? 1262 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,121 I think that's the ice cream man. 1263 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,495 [distant siren wailing] 1264 01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:22,875 Oh, no, it's just an ambulance. 1265 01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:25,800 Renee, you're just naked at the window. 1266 01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:27,468 Everybody down there can see you. 1267 01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:30,464 Well, they're welcome. [laughs] 1268 01:03:31,766 --> 01:03:34,804 - It's a good neighborhood. - Uh... How... 1269 01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:37,560 How do you do that? 1270 01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:39,063 Do what? 1271 01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:41,892 I don't know, have all of the confidence? 1272 01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:43,817 I wasn't always like that. 1273 01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:45,269 And what changed? 1274 01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:49,277 I started to really believe that... 1275 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:53,570 if I wanted it bad enough, all my dreams could come true. 1276 01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:56,121 And they are. You know? 1277 01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:57,906 Yeah. 1278 01:03:58,001 --> 01:03:59,742 [chiming music playing] 1279 01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:02,085 - Okay, that... - That is the ice cream man. 1280 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,583 That might be the ice cream man. Yeah. 1281 01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:15,516 All right, follow me right this way. 1282 01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:17,343 Your guests are in the private dining room. 1283 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:20,433 Private dining room? 1284 01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:21,730 Mmm. 1285 01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:25,401 It must be a company-wide thing, or I wouldn't have been invited. 1286 01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:29,939 [Ethan] O-kay. 1287 01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:31,274 - What the... - Sorry. 1288 01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:38,122 That's a very small company. 1289 01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:40,324 So, how did you two meet? 1290 01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:44,207 Uh, we actually met at the dry cleaners. 1291 01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:47,965 Yeah. I had vomited sangria, like, all over a sweater. 1292 01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:48,962 It was pretty romantic. 1293 01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:50,964 - Sounds magical. - [Renee] Yeah. 1294 01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:54,297 So, Renee, I was just telling Gram here about 1295 01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:56,553 all of our great ideas for the diffusion line. 1296 01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:59,059 - Hmm. - Cool. Yeah. 1297 01:04:59,437 --> 01:05:00,518 Great ideas. 1298 01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:03,939 Yeah, oh, they're so great. 1299 01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:05,648 Mmm-hmm. 1300 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:07,317 Wow, you're really nailing this, Avery. 1301 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,986 [Lily] Avery, relax, dear. 1302 01:05:11,032 --> 01:05:13,866 Renee, Avery obviously wants you here 1303 01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:16,660 in order to legitimize her whole plan for the line. 1304 01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:17,577 Gram. 1305 01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:19,872 I mean, Avery has been incredible. 1306 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,450 I still can't believe I even get to work with her. 1307 01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:24,417 Oh, my God. Is that Hidden Valley? 1308 01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:25,874 Only the best, my dear. 1309 01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:28,047 Oh, my God, that is my absolute favorite. 1310 01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:30,170 In high school, I would just eat it by the spoonful. 1311 01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:32,293 And by spoonful, I mean I would just chug it. 1312 01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:35,630 You know, KFC actually uses HV. 1313 01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:38,932 But nobody knows, because they put it in their KFC packaging. 1314 01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:40,850 Do you want me to grab you some, next time I'm in there? 1315 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:42,053 A couple of the small packets? 1316 01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:45,431 That's the nicest offer I've had in a long time. 1317 01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:47,016 - [chuckles] - Surely. 1318 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:48,942 Well, you know, collecting travel-sized condiments 1319 01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:51,771 is, like, a very big part of my life. 1320 01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:52,901 The tiny little ketchup bottles? 1321 01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:55,483 Or the little Tabascos? They slay me! 1322 01:05:55,577 --> 01:05:58,194 - So, as I was saying, Renee... - Oh, yeah. 1323 01:05:58,288 --> 01:06:02,373 ...has been instrumental in helping refine our message. 1324 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,620 [Lily] Uh-huh. 1325 01:06:04,419 --> 01:06:06,376 And just what is that message? 1326 01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:07,624 Well... 1327 01:06:07,714 --> 01:06:11,708 Just that I think that most luxury brands get it so wrong 1328 01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:13,417 when they try to make a diffusion line. 1329 01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:17,004 They treat it more aspirational, when it really needs to be... 1330 01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:19,886 - Functional. - And practical and real. 1331 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:20,966 I mean, these women, 1332 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,642 they know who they are, and they just... 1333 01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:24,557 They're proud to be bargain hunters. 1334 01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:27,731 Avery's life experience may not allow her 1335 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:30,977 to connect with that customer. 1336 01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:34,317 Please tell me you're going to be in Boston with us. 1337 01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:36,232 Yes, of course. She is. 1338 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:37,816 Of course I am? 1339 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,743 Yes, of course. Remember? 1340 01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:40,910 [Renee] You never mentioned that to me. 1341 01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:43,614 Yeah, we definitely had this conversation about you... 1342 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:44,994 Avery, we definitely didn't. I would remember... 1343 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:46,245 - ...Boston... - That would be, like, 1344 01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:47,918 - a very big deal to me. - Don't you remember? 1345 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:50,246 I would have called you. I would have called, like, everybody. 1346 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:51,672 I... Is your eye okay? 1347 01:06:51,925 --> 01:06:54,668 Oh, my God, would you please just agree to go? 1348 01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,841 Before her fake eyelashes come flying off her bulging eyes. 1349 01:06:57,931 --> 01:06:59,217 [snorts] 1350 01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:00,343 Stop that. 1351 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:05,933 Would you come with us to Boston for the Target pitch? 1352 01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:08,730 Oh, hell, yeah, Gram. I will be in Boston! 1353 01:07:08,816 --> 01:07:09,852 Of course I'll go! 1354 01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:12,185 Does the Pope shit in Boston? I'm going. 1355 01:07:12,278 --> 01:07:13,689 [laughing] 1356 01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:16,193 [upbeat music playing] 1357 01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:18,399 This is definitely where my work friends said they'd be. 1358 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:19,946 Why are we running? 1359 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:23,746 It's like a super exclusive speakeasy, with, like, a hot crowd. 1360 01:07:24,999 --> 01:07:26,865 [soft music playing] 1361 01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:32,121 Hi. Um, we're here for the speakeasy. 1362 01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:34,380 What speakeasy? 1363 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:36,501 Uh... 1364 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:39,178 Three girls for the speakeasy. 1365 01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:42,218 - No. - Am I saying that right? 1366 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,344 - Speakeasy... - It's cool. We'll find it. 1367 01:07:43,434 --> 01:07:44,675 - Thanks, dude. - Speak... 1368 01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:47,803 He was supposed to just show us where the doorway was. Right? 1369 01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:49,308 - That's clear. - Right. 1370 01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:51,473 I don't understand. And now, 1371 01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,309 look, he's leading these girls to it. 1372 01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:56,233 [Jane] Ew! Those posers don't know what they're missing out here. 1373 01:07:56,322 --> 01:07:58,029 Didn't I ask you guys to wear heels? 1374 01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,441 Yeah, well, I can't walk in heels. So... 1375 01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:02,572 I'm just saying that if we want to get into places like this... 1376 01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:05,075 We don't really care about getting into places like that. 1377 01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:06,621 But I guess now you do? 1378 01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:08,916 Jenn! Hi! Oh, my God! 1379 01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:13,791 - Oh! Hello. - [Jane] Hello, sir. 1380 01:08:13,881 --> 01:08:17,420 [Vivian] Um, can I get one of all of those? 1381 01:08:17,677 --> 01:08:18,758 Thank you. 1382 01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:20,260 Okay, good news, bad news. 1383 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:23,010 Um, good news is that I can get in. 1384 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:24,715 Bad news is you guys can't. 1385 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:27,677 So, you know, obviously I'm going to stay with you guys. 1386 01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:30,433 I want to be here and not in there, 1387 01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:33,140 in some dumb club with these girls I barely know. 1388 01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:34,315 Yeah... 1389 01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,189 Unless that's what you guys think I should do 'cause... 1390 01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,111 - Yeah... - Yeah? Are you sure? 1391 01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:40,610 Okay. Okay, thank you so much, you guys. Okay. 1392 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:42,692 I will tell you guys absolutely everything tomorrow. 1393 01:08:42,785 --> 01:08:43,901 Enjoy the food. 1394 01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:46,695 Okay, is there where it is? 1395 01:08:48,082 --> 01:08:49,448 - In here? - Mmm-hmm. 1396 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:52,118 [upbeat song playing] 1397 01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:56,873 And then what I realized is that I could eat whatever I want 1398 01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:58,707 and still look like this. 1399 01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:00,793 - [chuckling] - Shout out to my genetic makeup. 1400 01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:02,719 [vocalizing] 1401 01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:06,094 So blessed. 1402 01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:11,470 We'll be with you momentarily. 1403 01:09:12,106 --> 01:09:14,393 Hello, Lily LeClaire, you've got Renee. 1404 01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:16,691 - Hi. - Hi. One second. 1405 01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:19,395 - Yeah. I love hearing your voice, too. - I have an appointment... 1406 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:22,197 East Coast Escrow is on the second floor. You're gonna wanna head down there. 1407 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,366 I'm sorry, can you just... if you could scoot just a little bit. 1408 01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:27,820 Welcome to Lily LeClaire. I am living for your bag. 1409 01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:28,904 Thanks! 1410 01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:42,251 Oh, my God, you're waiting for me. Hi. 1411 01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:43,586 Hi. 1412 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,672 Thank you so much for still doing this. 1413 01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:47,176 Oh, my God, stop it. 1414 01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,928 I wouldn't miss our first Grouper date. 1415 01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:51,055 I know, but you know, Ethan and... 1416 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:52,727 Hey, I want to do this. 1417 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:53,933 - Okay. Yes. - All right. 1418 01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:55,855 I'm going to be, like, the ultimate wing woman. 1419 01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:58,400 And when they pay attention to me, I'll just redirect them to you. 1420 01:09:58,486 --> 01:09:59,317 - Oh. - That's my whole plan. 1421 01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:00,611 - Okay. - Okay. 1422 01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:02,187 Okay. 1423 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,193 There's... Okay. 1424 01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,615 - Hey, y'all. I am Renee. - [men] Hey. 1425 01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:10,788 - Hey. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 1426 01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:12,739 - Nice to meet you. - You guys, 1427 01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:13,870 what are we talking about? 1428 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,326 Renee, where are you from? 1429 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:16,744 Oh. 1430 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,787 No, I see what's happening here. 1431 01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:22,420 No, redirect that energy all over here. 1432 01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,422 [chuckles] Not all over her face, 1433 01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:26,424 but you and I are not going to happen. 1434 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:28,592 Lyle, I like your scarf. 1435 01:10:28,683 --> 01:10:31,471 Oh, really, this little thing. You don't think it's too much? 1436 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:35,646 Is it hand-knit? 'Cause I actually do some loom weaving. 1437 01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:37,309 I don't know how to make a scarf, 1438 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,642 but once I made a Native American medicine bag. 1439 01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:42,820 Actually, my sister studies 18th-century textiles online. 1440 01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:46,239 Actually, a little bit about Viv that's unexpected. 1441 01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:50,660 She was thrown out of eighth grade for showing everybody her boobies. 1442 01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:51,703 We all have a past. 1443 01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,246 And look, don't sleep on Jane. 1444 01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:56,871 Yes, she's dressed like an old man watering his lawn, it doesn't matter. 1445 01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,577 Because once she gets out of these clothes, 1446 01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:00,003 she has a sick body. 1447 01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,081 I can tell you guys have a lot of sexual energy. 1448 01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:04,007 You know what, I feel like we could use some more drinks. 1449 01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,254 - The ladies will be right back. - Yeah. 1450 01:11:05,344 --> 01:11:07,051 Okay. You guys get a drink, and I'll hang with the boys. 1451 01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:08,128 No, no. You're coming with. Come on. No. 1452 01:11:08,222 --> 01:11:09,212 [Renee] Okay. 1453 01:11:09,849 --> 01:11:12,262 - Hey. - What are you doing to us? 1454 01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,764 I'm trying to help you guys, you serious? 1455 01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:16,971 - [scoffs] What? - I'm setting you up for success. 1456 01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:18,271 Just be hotter. 1457 01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:20,440 You got to lead with your hotness. 1458 01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:23,110 And then let them find out how boring you are later. 1459 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:24,945 You think we're boring? 1460 01:11:25,031 --> 01:11:28,524 Let's start over, okay? You guys are going to be fun. 1461 01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:29,779 Let's have a blast. 1462 01:11:29,994 --> 01:11:31,986 I'm feeling like shots. 1463 01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:33,782 You guys want shots? 1464 01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:35,705 You guys are crazy. 1465 01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:38,200 Oh, hi. Hi, how are you? 1466 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,876 Can we have six shots of Fireball? 1467 01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:41,624 - All right. - [chuckles] 1468 01:11:42,006 --> 01:11:44,339 Oh, my God. [whispers] Obsessed with me. 1469 01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:46,000 [normal voice] Is he staring? 1470 01:11:46,093 --> 01:11:46,958 - No. - Yeah. 1471 01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:49,761 We always dance together like crazy. 1472 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:51,259 Back it up! 1473 01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:53,136 - Not to me. - Please, don't do that to her. 1474 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,302 - [dance song playing] - [woman singing] 1475 01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:04,435 [song stops] 1476 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,442 [song resumes] 1477 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,154 - Renee. - [song stops] 1478 01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:17,739 Can I sit here? 1479 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:19,120 [chuckles] 1480 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:22,294 I'm a slightly nervous flier, so I took a few things. 1481 01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:23,837 Oh, cool. 1482 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,006 Okay, yeah. 1483 01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:27,632 This is absolutely nuts. 1484 01:12:27,718 --> 01:12:30,085 I am bugging, I am bugging right out, right now. 1485 01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:32,387 Well, if things go like I expect they will, 1486 01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:34,931 we have a lot more trips like this in our future. 1487 01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:37,927 What are you talking about? Like vacays to the Maldives? 1488 01:12:38,437 --> 01:12:40,770 No, I was thinking more like Akron 1489 01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:43,600 or Milwaukee, where we have our factories. 1490 01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:47,312 Okay. Okay. I thought we were going a different way with it, but cool. 1491 01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:49,689 Oh, I also want to give you a title. 1492 01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,148 Something like... 1493 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,700 VP of diffusion line, if you like that? 1494 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:57,787 Okay. I have a title? VP of the diffusion line! 1495 01:12:58,332 --> 01:13:01,120 Wait, should I get, like, a standing desk or something? Is that too fancy? 1496 01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,668 No, those people always look like they work at Verizon, but I don't know. 1497 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,749 Are you sure you don't want to sit near the snacks? 1498 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:06,956 I don't want to hog them. 1499 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:08,506 There's just, like, so many. 1500 01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:10,792 So, let's talk about the keynote speech. 1501 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,628 So I put the whole thing on my tablet. 1502 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:15,305 I can hook up to a Bluetooth, or I can just be on a remote. 1503 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:16,381 I can go to a flat screen... 1504 01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:17,890 Shh... 1505 01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:21,811 - Okay. - You'll be great... 1506 01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:23,184 I'm just going to be quiet. 1507 01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:27,067 [whispers] Come up there? Okay. 1508 01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:37,277 Hi. 1509 01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:39,154 She see me? 1510 01:13:39,957 --> 01:13:41,073 - Avery? - Yeah. 1511 01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,333 No. It's an hour flight. 1512 01:13:43,794 --> 01:13:45,001 Word will probably get out. 1513 01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:47,875 Yeah, but once we're up in the air, it's too late. 1514 01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:49,919 I didn't know you were coming. 1515 01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:52,001 Oh, yeah, I'm just hitching a ride to the Yankees-Red Sox game. 1516 01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:54,131 So cool. 1517 01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:56,054 Are you pleasantly surprised? 1518 01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,631 - That you're coming? - Yeah. 1519 01:13:58,392 --> 01:13:59,428 Mmm-hmm. 1520 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:00,850 - Good. Me, too. - [intercom dings] 1521 01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:03,224 [pilot] Good morning, welcome aboard. This is Dan, your captain speaking. 1522 01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:05,931 About 35 minutes up to Boston, skies are clear. 1523 01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:08,017 Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. 1524 01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:13,610 "What we really wanna say to our customer is that, yes, 1525 01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:18,277 we have made these items cheaper for her and easier to use. 1526 01:14:19,205 --> 01:14:20,446 But really... 1527 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:25,951 But really what we've made them is better... 1528 01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:29,755 ...is better for her. 1529 01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:35,086 - Because we love her." - [knock on door] 1530 01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:36,928 No, thank you. 1531 01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:40,219 "Because we love her..." 1532 01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:41,345 [knock on door] 1533 01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:44,557 Oh. 1534 01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:46,225 Hey. 1535 01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:47,727 Hi. 1536 01:14:48,192 --> 01:14:50,024 So, I'm... I'm right next door. 1537 01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:52,854 [laughing] That's crazy. 1538 01:14:52,947 --> 01:14:54,563 Do you mind if I come in and make a quick phone call? 1539 01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:58,366 Is that okay? Great, thanks. 1540 01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:05,783 - Yeah, the phone is... - Right here? 1541 01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:07,493 The phone... Yeah. 1542 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:09,745 [dialing] 1543 01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:12,539 Hey, yeah, can I get the steelhead salmon? 1544 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,336 And you can leave off the gremolata, 1545 01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:17,761 and the tartlet of leek and chanterelles. 1546 01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:20,134 - [whispers] You want anything? - Oh, no. I'm fine. 1547 01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:21,506 Mozzarella sticks? 1548 01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:25,469 - Mozzarella sticks. - Mozzarella sticks, okay. 1549 01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:27,099 If you want them, I don't even like them. 1550 01:15:27,189 --> 01:15:29,101 - But if you like them... - No, I want them. 1551 01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:31,683 And a couple of orders of, uh, mozzarella sticks. 1552 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:33,401 Right. Thanks. 1553 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:35,066 [clears throat] 1554 01:15:35,448 --> 01:15:37,986 - Why can't you order? - Yeah. So, um, 1555 01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:41,034 Avery had all the room charges blocked from my room. 1556 01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:42,531 [laughing] 1557 01:15:42,830 --> 01:15:44,241 Hey, it's not funny. 1558 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,369 See, if I'd known she was going to do that, 1559 01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:50,453 I would have just, uh, asked to room with you from the beginning. 1560 01:15:51,797 --> 01:15:52,628 Huh. 1561 01:15:52,715 --> 01:15:54,422 Right. [laughs] 1562 01:15:55,426 --> 01:15:58,715 This is cute. These pigtails. 1563 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:00,299 Yeah. 1564 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:01,880 Don't see them so much these days. 1565 01:16:02,099 --> 01:16:04,557 Yeah, two of them. 1566 01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:06,384 Yeah, saw the other one around there. 1567 01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:07,469 Yeah. 1568 01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:10,221 It's nice. 1569 01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:11,644 Thanks. 1570 01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:14,901 So, they got you the big suite, huh? 1571 01:16:16,155 --> 01:16:17,111 Yeah. 1572 01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:18,814 This is, like, twice the size of my room. 1573 01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:21,066 It's bigger than my apartment. 1574 01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:22,859 God, look at the size of this bed. 1575 01:16:22,953 --> 01:16:25,991 Oh, yeah. Oh, that's... 1576 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,244 - I'll just put this there. - ...a bandage for my leg. 1577 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:30,496 - [grunts] - Um... 1578 01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:34,371 I'm supposed to go meet your sister at the bar 1579 01:16:34,465 --> 01:16:36,252 to go over the presentation. 1580 01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:38,545 I'll just leave as soon as the food comes, then. 1581 01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:40,877 Wow. 1582 01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:44,009 Looks like you're totally prepared for this meeting tomorrow. 1583 01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,056 Yeah. 1584 01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:47,759 I mean, I'm sure you'll just dazzle them, as per usual. 1585 01:16:49,396 --> 01:16:50,603 I dazzle? 1586 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,181 Please, like you don't know. 1587 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:57,519 Come on, you dazzle my sister, my grandma... me. 1588 01:16:58,823 --> 01:16:59,779 What? 1589 01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:01,110 Come here, sit down. 1590 01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:07,822 I don't know how you do it, Renee, but... 1591 01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:13,619 you've gotten a whole lot of women who always think they know best 1592 01:17:13,712 --> 01:17:17,046 to sit up and take notice of you. 1593 01:17:18,050 --> 01:17:19,086 [chuckles] 1594 01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:22,465 And what you think, and who you are. 1595 01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,097 Me? 1596 01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:29,760 Yeah, I can't even get my room charges covered. 1597 01:17:29,854 --> 01:17:31,095 [chuckles] 1598 01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:35,478 Yeah, but a lot of women notice you, too. 1599 01:17:37,069 --> 01:17:40,028 Maybe, but that's just 'cause of my family's money. 1600 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,692 Uh... 1601 01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:42,818 I think. 1602 01:17:43,242 --> 01:17:44,232 Yeah, no. 1603 01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:45,282 Maybe not? 1604 01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:46,359 No. 1605 01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:51,080 Problem is, I never really know, you know? 1606 01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:52,908 No, I don't. 1607 01:17:53,794 --> 01:17:55,535 Except, you know, with you... 1608 01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:59,339 I feel like I actually do know. 1609 01:18:01,051 --> 01:18:02,917 That I'm gunning for your money? 1610 01:18:04,138 --> 01:18:05,345 Every last cent of it. 1611 01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:17,853 - [phone chimes] - Oh... 1612 01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:22,775 Uh... 1613 01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,731 I am wet... 1614 01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:25,986 Excuse me? 1615 01:18:26,076 --> 01:18:28,443 ...with diarrhea. 1616 01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:31,120 - Oh. - Yeah, I... 1617 01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:35,121 I need you to go, 'cause I just feel how much I'm getting diarrhea. 1618 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:36,247 Okay. 1619 01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:39,205 And I don't want you to see the diarrhea. 1620 01:18:41,258 --> 01:18:42,294 [sighs] 1621 01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:44,668 [phone thuds] 1622 01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:00,316 Who are you? 1623 01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:03,604 Who are you? 1624 01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:06,110 [Grant] Hey, Renee, the food's here. I guess I'll head off. 1625 01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:07,441 [thuds] 1626 01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:20,545 [groans] 1627 01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:34,850 [water stops] 1628 01:19:38,107 --> 01:19:39,268 [coughs] 1629 01:19:40,109 --> 01:19:42,772 [breathing heavily] 1630 01:19:50,577 --> 01:19:53,115 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1631 01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,378 Renee, whoa, are you okay? 1632 01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:04,039 Yeah, never better. 1633 01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,669 I'm looking for Avery LeClaire. 1634 01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:07,842 I'm supposed to meet her down here, but I'm really late. 1635 01:20:07,928 --> 01:20:08,964 Have you seen her? 1636 01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:11,258 You've got blood spurting out of your head. 1637 01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:15,012 Oh, yeah, it really hurts. What are you doing here? 1638 01:20:15,102 --> 01:20:16,638 I'm just getting ready for the Target pitch tomorrow. 1639 01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:17,936 They want me to do some AV stuff. 1640 01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:20,139 Wait a minute. You recognize me? 1641 01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:21,222 Yeah. 1642 01:20:21,317 --> 01:20:23,149 You recognize me right now, no problem? 1643 01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:25,318 Yeah, I mean, the blood threw me a little, but... 1644 01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:26,895 Oh, my God, I knew I felt different. 1645 01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:30,316 Oh, my God. Please let it not be gone. 1646 01:20:32,745 --> 01:20:34,577 Please, God. Please, please, please. 1647 01:20:39,585 --> 01:20:40,996 [sighs] 1648 01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:44,830 No, no, no. 1649 01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:46,752 No! 1650 01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:48,799 [sobbing] It's gone! It's gone! 1651 01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:54,180 I said... I said, "Who are you?" into the foggy mirror, 1652 01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:55,723 and I hit my head. 1653 01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:58,218 I must've broken the spell, 1654 01:20:58,312 --> 01:20:59,598 and it's gone! 1655 01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:01,513 [sobbing] 1656 01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:04,607 I knew it. I knew it couldn't last! 1657 01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:08,437 Why would this last? You're so stupid, Renee! 1658 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,025 What's wrong with you? 1659 01:21:10,699 --> 01:21:12,736 I'm back to being me! 1660 01:21:24,338 --> 01:21:25,249 Okay. 1661 01:21:26,465 --> 01:21:28,377 I need you to give this to Avery LeClaire. 1662 01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:31,922 It has everything she needs for the presentation. 1663 01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:34,133 She's going to think she can't do it, but she can. 1664 01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,384 Why? Aren't you going to do it? 1665 01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:37,807 I wish I could be there, but I can't. 1666 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,054 Will you tell her? 1667 01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:40,726 - Okay. - Okay. 1668 01:21:58,247 --> 01:22:03,288 [female announcer] Flight 1116 to New York is now boarding at gate C-17. 1669 01:22:03,669 --> 01:22:06,082 [slow song playing] 1670 01:22:13,595 --> 01:22:15,427 [man singing] 1671 01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:30,234 - [snoring] - [phone ringing] 1672 01:22:39,788 --> 01:22:41,950 Oh, no. 1673 01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,791 [Avery, on voicemail] Renee, I did the pitch. 1674 01:22:48,881 --> 01:22:50,213 I did it just like you said, 1675 01:22:50,299 --> 01:22:53,087 but coming from me, it just didn't sound right. 1676 01:22:53,802 --> 01:22:55,384 Now we're doing this giant launch event 1677 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:57,053 to show everyone how great the line is, 1678 01:22:57,139 --> 01:23:00,303 and we need you. Call me! 1679 01:23:00,392 --> 01:23:01,849 [computer chiming] 1680 01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,304 - Hey, you're home! - [yells] 1681 01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:08,139 Oh, shit, hello? 1682 01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:11,438 - Um... - Are you okay? What just happened? 1683 01:23:11,528 --> 01:23:12,735 Uh... I... 1684 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:13,811 [sighs] Oh, God. 1685 01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:17,073 My back. I broke it. 1686 01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,240 Just now? 1687 01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:19,693 No, no, no. Um... 1688 01:23:21,288 --> 01:23:22,870 At the airplane. 1689 01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:24,664 Well, that sucks. 1690 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,286 What if I come over and take care of you? 1691 01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:27,913 No, no, no, no. 1692 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,337 - Okay... - They're spraying for ants. 1693 01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:33,585 Oh, well, then, Renee, you shouldn't be there anyway. 1694 01:23:33,675 --> 01:23:36,088 That's horrible. That's, like, poison stuff. I'll come get you. 1695 01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:40,513 No, I really want to be here for the ant removal. 1696 01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:43,091 I don't want them to remove the ones I like. 1697 01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:46,344 And I don't really look my best right now. So I... 1698 01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:47,849 Obviously, I don't believe that. 1699 01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:49,647 I think you look great all the time. 1700 01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:52,271 How about this? Saturday night, I'll take you out. 1701 01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,190 You're probably gonna be recovered by then, right? 1702 01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:55,854 Mmm-hmm. Yes. 1703 01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,112 Okay. I miss you. 1704 01:23:57,449 --> 01:23:58,690 I miss you, too. 1705 01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:07,328 Oh, it seems like you're standing right there. 1706 01:24:07,417 --> 01:24:09,500 - Is your back all right now? - No. 1707 01:24:09,586 --> 01:24:11,168 It looked like you had gotten... 1708 01:24:11,255 --> 01:24:12,871 Yeah, no, that's a coincidence 'cause I'm not up. 1709 01:24:12,965 --> 01:24:14,297 Don't rush this, if you... 1710 01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:25,140 Darling, if all you have is a pack of gum, please. 1711 01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:31,978 Wait! Why her? What about me? I'm standing right here. 1712 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:34,059 All I have is this cookie. 1713 01:24:34,152 --> 01:24:36,314 Is it because she's so beautiful? 1714 01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:39,276 - I didn't even see you in line. - Yeah, right. 1715 01:24:39,366 --> 01:24:41,449 You probably have all these cookies at your house 1716 01:24:41,535 --> 01:24:43,948 from all the 20-year-olds that you bang! 1717 01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:45,619 And you don't even deserve it! 1718 01:24:45,706 --> 01:24:49,074 They just want your money, so now you know that. 1719 01:24:49,459 --> 01:24:50,745 - Hi, darling. - Hi, honey. 1720 01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:53,040 I found the ginkgo biloba. 1721 01:24:53,297 --> 01:24:54,583 - You okay? - Mmm-hmm. 1722 01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:56,505 I would like to apologize. 1723 01:24:57,175 --> 01:25:00,919 I did not know your situation, and it's very beautiful. 1724 01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:04,847 You are two beautiful aging white men. 1725 01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:06,094 Thank you. 1726 01:25:06,184 --> 01:25:07,425 [loud buzzing] 1727 01:25:09,438 --> 01:25:10,599 [door slams] 1728 01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:27,244 I know, it's all gone. 1729 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,747 I brought you these cookies. 1730 01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,620 They're covered in chocolate. 1731 01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:33,622 Okay, you're so drunk. 1732 01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:36,796 And there's a picture of a cat on safari. 1733 01:25:36,882 --> 01:25:40,546 I know you just assume you can just drop by whenever you want 1734 01:25:40,636 --> 01:25:43,344 because your loser friends have no plans. 1735 01:25:43,430 --> 01:25:46,173 But we're about to go to Escape the Room. 1736 01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:49,718 [gasps] It's the Grouper guys. Hey, Groupers! 1737 01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:52,269 - Don't call them that. - [Renee] Where's your scarf at? 1738 01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:56,141 I want to go to the room you pay to be locked in. 1739 01:25:56,610 --> 01:26:01,150 I don't really feel like being embarrassed or insulted tonight, so no. 1740 01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:04,023 You don't want to go with me because I'm not pretty anymore. 1741 01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:06,655 Look, why do you think everyone cares what you look like? 1742 01:26:07,204 --> 01:26:13,496 Like, we're your friends because you were fun and funny and kind. 1743 01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:15,501 And then I don't know what happened. 1744 01:26:15,837 --> 01:26:17,544 I could tell you what happened. 1745 01:26:18,298 --> 01:26:21,757 All my wildest dreams came true, and then it was gone. 1746 01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:23,709 Renee, will you just listen to yourself? 1747 01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:26,296 Your wildest dream is that you were beautiful? 1748 01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:27,847 That is so sad! 1749 01:26:27,933 --> 01:26:31,017 Yeah, like, we never gave a shit what you looked like. 1750 01:26:31,103 --> 01:26:34,767 Guys, I just want us to go back to how we were before. 1751 01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:37,812 Can't we just do that? Can't we just go back? 1752 01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:40,689 No. And we have to go, so... 1753 01:26:41,405 --> 01:26:43,192 All of us? We all can go? 1754 01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:44,192 No. 1755 01:26:44,282 --> 01:26:45,773 Just us and not the guys? 1756 01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:47,608 Absolutely not. 1757 01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:50,744 [crying] Okay. Okay, I understand. 1758 01:26:51,665 --> 01:26:55,534 Well, I have my cell phone on if anybody changes their mind. 1759 01:26:56,628 --> 01:26:57,744 [phone chiming] 1760 01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:01,376 [groans] 1761 01:27:07,723 --> 01:27:08,884 [groans] 1762 01:27:12,436 --> 01:27:13,552 [sighs] 1763 01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:21,059 [softly] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1764 01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:37,207 Whoa! 1765 01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:45,667 I'm sorry. Sorry. 1766 01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:47,961 - [man] You okay? - Sorry. 1767 01:27:56,897 --> 01:27:58,229 Sorry, sorry. 1768 01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:00,060 What am I even worried about? 1769 01:28:00,150 --> 01:28:01,732 There's no way he's going to recognize me. 1770 01:28:02,652 --> 01:28:03,938 [sighs] 1771 01:28:31,473 --> 01:28:32,589 [phone dings] 1772 01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:56,449 Are you here alone? 1773 01:28:58,416 --> 01:28:59,748 No. Y... 1774 01:29:00,252 --> 01:29:01,663 [stammers] Uh, yes. 1775 01:29:02,045 --> 01:29:06,585 [high-pitched] Technically, but, um, I'm meeting my boyfriend. 1776 01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:08,257 Oh, right. Okay. 1777 01:29:08,635 --> 01:29:09,671 Of course. 1778 01:29:10,637 --> 01:29:16,099 Well, how about I buy you a drink while you wait? 1779 01:29:16,852 --> 01:29:18,343 [in English accent] No, I really shouldn't. 1780 01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:21,599 [imitating accent] Well, why not? 1781 01:29:22,023 --> 01:29:24,766 Just killin' time, you're waitin' for your boyfriend. 1782 01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,522 I'm waitin' for my girlfriend. 1783 01:29:27,529 --> 01:29:28,895 [in normal voice] Your girlfriend? 1784 01:29:31,324 --> 01:29:33,441 Did you say that she's your girlfriend? 1785 01:29:34,870 --> 01:29:36,736 I did say that. 1786 01:29:37,289 --> 01:29:40,282 And I hope that's okay. 1787 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,537 No, I'm sure she, like, loves it. 1788 01:29:43,336 --> 01:29:44,952 But what, um... 1789 01:29:45,046 --> 01:29:46,662 What's she like? Like... 1790 01:29:48,633 --> 01:29:50,875 Your girlfriend... That's your girlfriend? 1791 01:29:51,553 --> 01:29:55,172 She is pretty amazing. 1792 01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:59,058 Funny and smart. 1793 01:29:59,603 --> 01:30:02,596 And the most beautiful girl in the world. 1794 01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:05,231 And here I am, "How did I get this lady?" 1795 01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:07,517 And I did. 1796 01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:12,988 [softly] I can't... 1797 01:30:14,284 --> 01:30:16,742 [voice breaking] I can't... Excuse me. 1798 01:30:19,664 --> 01:30:21,200 [phone ringing] 1799 01:30:24,085 --> 01:30:25,496 - Hey. - Hey, um... 1800 01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:28,705 I'm sorry. I am not going to be able to make it tonight. 1801 01:30:29,090 --> 01:30:30,206 Um... 1802 01:30:32,218 --> 01:30:33,425 I can't do this. 1803 01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:35,173 I don't know what we're doing. 1804 01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:39,177 You, me, any of it. I can't do it. I'm sorry. 1805 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:41,346 Okay, wait. Hold on. 1806 01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:44,144 I didn't mean to freak you out, I'm sorry. 1807 01:30:44,230 --> 01:30:46,096 I really thought we were just having fun. 1808 01:30:46,191 --> 01:30:49,730 No, we were having fun. That's not it. Um... 1809 01:30:51,071 --> 01:30:52,778 Um... I, uh... 1810 01:30:54,658 --> 01:30:56,274 I don't know what to say to you. 1811 01:30:58,453 --> 01:30:59,534 It's over. 1812 01:30:59,621 --> 01:31:01,988 Well, look, you don't have to... Don't. Let's not do it over the phone. 1813 01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:03,869 Wherever you are, I'll come and meet you, 1814 01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:05,871 - and let's talk. - No, no, no. 1815 01:31:05,961 --> 01:31:08,078 - You can't come where I am. - Why? 1816 01:31:08,171 --> 01:31:09,958 You can't see me anymore. 1817 01:31:11,257 --> 01:31:13,044 I'm not who you think I am. 1818 01:31:13,134 --> 01:31:14,591 And that's it? I think I... 1819 01:31:15,595 --> 01:31:17,382 I think I deserve better than that. 1820 01:31:17,764 --> 01:31:19,471 You deserve much better than this. 1821 01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:21,389 You deserve much better than me. 1822 01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:24,014 I'm sorry. 1823 01:32:21,077 --> 01:32:22,659 - Hey... - I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1824 01:32:22,746 --> 01:32:24,908 Hi. Hi, it's me. 1825 01:32:24,998 --> 01:32:27,081 - I know, yeah. - I really need bike 34. 1826 01:32:27,167 --> 01:32:28,374 Oh, um... 1827 01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:31,624 I need to recreate the magic of that last class. 1828 01:32:31,713 --> 01:32:34,251 Oh. We would like it if you don't recreate that. 1829 01:32:34,340 --> 01:32:37,424 I'll be fine. I just... I really, really need it. 1830 01:32:37,510 --> 01:32:39,126 Okay. There. 1831 01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:42,133 - What's up, SoHo, you ready? - [cheering] 1832 01:32:42,223 --> 01:32:44,590 This is your ride! This is your time! 1833 01:32:44,684 --> 01:32:47,142 Knees inside your pelvis, core engaged! 1834 01:32:47,228 --> 01:32:49,811 I want you to set an intention for this ride! 1835 01:32:49,898 --> 01:32:50,763 I got one! 1836 01:32:50,857 --> 01:32:54,692 If your intention was for change, the change is already here, 1837 01:32:54,778 --> 01:32:57,395 - and the miracle is already here. - Yes, it is! 1838 01:32:57,489 --> 01:33:01,278 Today you're going to see that person that you've always wanted to be! 1839 01:33:01,367 --> 01:33:04,360 Change your mind! Change your body! 1840 01:33:04,829 --> 01:33:05,945 Change your life! 1841 01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:07,913 Are you ready? 1842 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:09,323 [all] Yeah! 1843 01:33:09,417 --> 01:33:11,955 Here we go! In three, two, one! Up! 1844 01:33:14,089 --> 01:33:15,705 [breathing heavily] 1845 01:33:15,799 --> 01:33:18,337 - [fast pop song] - [woman singing] 1846 01:33:31,689 --> 01:33:32,600 [song ends] 1847 01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:37,810 [muffled sobbing] 1848 01:33:37,904 --> 01:33:39,270 [Mallory] Oh, God. 1849 01:33:46,121 --> 01:33:47,953 - [Renee] Hey. - Oh. 1850 01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:49,155 You okay? 1851 01:33:49,833 --> 01:33:52,166 Yeah. I just, um... Sorry. 1852 01:33:52,919 --> 01:33:55,161 I'm just going through a rough breakup, so... 1853 01:33:55,255 --> 01:33:58,714 Well, I bet guys can be pretty mean 1854 01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:00,041 when you break up with them, right? 1855 01:34:00,135 --> 01:34:03,754 Or when they break up with you for being a real freaking person. 1856 01:34:04,055 --> 01:34:06,138 Wait, hang on. [scoffs] 1857 01:34:06,641 --> 01:34:08,223 The acoustics in here are weird. 1858 01:34:08,309 --> 01:34:10,426 It sounds like you are saying you got dumped. 1859 01:34:11,437 --> 01:34:15,727 Someone said to you, "I don't want to see you anymore. 1860 01:34:16,109 --> 01:34:18,442 Ever again. I don't want to have sex with you again." 1861 01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:20,903 Somebody has told you... You got dumped? 1862 01:34:20,989 --> 01:34:23,197 - Can you stop saying "dumped"? - Of course, I'm sorry. 1863 01:34:23,283 --> 01:34:25,149 I... I just assumed that... 1864 01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:28,073 you wouldn't have to deal with stuff like that. 1865 01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:31,122 What? 'Cause of my body. Or something like... 1866 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,164 Your body, your whole head. 1867 01:34:35,253 --> 01:34:37,245 Do you have every rib that I have? 1868 01:34:37,338 --> 01:34:40,001 - [laughs] - Everything really worked out for you. 1869 01:34:40,508 --> 01:34:42,420 Where even are your organs? 1870 01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:46,550 I've always dealt with being really insecure, so it's nice to hear. 1871 01:34:46,639 --> 01:34:49,928 Shut up, forever. What? 1872 01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:51,475 No, I'm serious. Like, it's an issue. 1873 01:34:51,561 --> 01:34:53,268 I, like, struggle with self-esteem. So... 1874 01:34:53,354 --> 01:34:56,597 I want to punch you right in your dumb face right now. 1875 01:34:56,691 --> 01:35:00,025 Okay, that's the kind of comment that, like... I just... 1876 01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:01,727 That's what causes my insecurity. 1877 01:35:01,821 --> 01:35:03,278 "Dumb." It's like... It's like a trigger word. 1878 01:35:03,364 --> 01:35:04,775 I'm sorry I said that, it's just... 1879 01:35:04,866 --> 01:35:08,610 You getting dumped is making me feel like I might be okay. 1880 01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:10,444 Randomly, it's making me feel better, too. 1881 01:35:10,538 --> 01:35:11,949 [both laughing] 1882 01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:13,872 - Okay, that's good. - Oh, my gosh. 1883 01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:15,745 But, um, I have to actually go. 1884 01:35:15,835 --> 01:35:17,918 I have a go-see at Lily LeClaire. 1885 01:35:18,630 --> 01:35:19,871 Lily LeClaire? 1886 01:35:19,964 --> 01:35:21,125 - Yeah. - For what? 1887 01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:23,583 Um, like, modeling a new line, I guess. 1888 01:35:24,135 --> 01:35:25,216 The diffusion line? 1889 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:26,756 - Um... - Wait, you're going for that? 1890 01:35:26,846 --> 01:35:28,587 - It's... [stammers] - Yeah. 1891 01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:31,298 - Okay, bye. - Okay, bye. Feel better. 1892 01:35:31,392 --> 01:35:33,008 - Thanks. - That guy's a dick. 1893 01:35:33,102 --> 01:35:34,263 Yeah. 1894 01:35:40,401 --> 01:35:41,687 [indistinct chatter] 1895 01:35:42,445 --> 01:35:43,652 [cart thuds] 1896 01:35:44,113 --> 01:35:45,979 - Morning. - Hi. 1897 01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:47,861 It's 3:00 p.m. 1898 01:35:48,493 --> 01:35:49,574 What you got for me? 1899 01:35:49,661 --> 01:35:52,028 - In terms of what? - Packages. 1900 01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:55,497 - Some of those for me? - Uh, no, those are empty. 1901 01:35:55,583 --> 01:35:57,745 Can I have an ionic water? Bottom right. 1902 01:35:59,963 --> 01:36:03,081 Thanks. Uh, you should really serve these with a straw and a napkin. 1903 01:36:03,174 --> 01:36:04,881 But I won't hold it against you. 1904 01:36:04,968 --> 01:36:07,335 Hey, do you know if this is something to do with the diffusion line? 1905 01:36:07,428 --> 01:36:10,762 Yeah, they're casting the face of the line. 1906 01:36:11,474 --> 01:36:12,760 God! 1907 01:36:12,850 --> 01:36:15,058 They're planning a huge party to launch the whole thing. 1908 01:36:15,144 --> 01:36:16,180 Yeah. 1909 01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:18,103 You think it ever occurred to them to cast someone 1910 01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:20,681 who looks like they would actually buy the products? 1911 01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:22,107 Someone like you? 1912 01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:26,774 Yeah. 1913 01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:28,276 Yes. 1914 01:36:28,825 --> 01:36:30,532 Someone exactly like me. 1915 01:36:31,577 --> 01:36:33,443 Hey, Viv. Um... 1916 01:36:33,955 --> 01:36:35,992 I've been looking everywhere for you guys. I... 1917 01:36:36,916 --> 01:36:39,909 I just want to apologize for how I behaved. I'm so sorry. 1918 01:36:40,003 --> 01:36:42,541 I... I'm so embarrassed. 1919 01:36:42,630 --> 01:36:44,963 Please tell Jane, I... 1920 01:36:46,509 --> 01:36:47,750 Anyway, um... 1921 01:36:48,594 --> 01:36:51,382 I really want you to meet up with me on Friday. 1922 01:36:52,557 --> 01:36:54,674 I... I need you. 1923 01:36:56,311 --> 01:36:58,018 Okay. This is Renee. 1924 01:36:58,604 --> 01:36:59,594 Okay. 1925 01:37:02,650 --> 01:37:04,266 - [clamoring] - [cameras clicking] 1926 01:37:10,992 --> 01:37:12,278 [Renee] Come on! We're going to miss it. 1927 01:37:12,368 --> 01:37:14,200 - [Mason] This is uphill! - This is it. 1928 01:37:14,287 --> 01:37:15,403 This is the door. 1929 01:37:18,708 --> 01:37:19,789 [grunting] 1930 01:37:19,876 --> 01:37:21,162 - Close it. Close it. - I am. 1931 01:37:21,252 --> 01:37:22,709 Don't yell at me. I'm closing it. 1932 01:37:24,005 --> 01:37:26,167 Act like you've been here before. Act like you work here. 1933 01:37:26,758 --> 01:37:28,420 I can't lose my job, all right? 1934 01:37:28,509 --> 01:37:31,047 I'll have to move back with my aunt. She calls me Meat Patty. 1935 01:37:31,137 --> 01:37:32,344 - She drinks too much. - I know. 1936 01:37:32,430 --> 01:37:34,092 Why didn't I hear about this when we worked together? 1937 01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:35,718 This would be fun banter. 1938 01:37:35,808 --> 01:37:37,720 - Yeah. - Okay. Just keep it cool. 1939 01:37:37,810 --> 01:37:39,802 [upbeat music playing] 1940 01:37:46,027 --> 01:37:48,019 [applause] 1941 01:37:55,203 --> 01:37:56,284 Good evening. 1942 01:37:58,831 --> 01:38:00,868 And thank you all for coming tonight. 1943 01:38:01,250 --> 01:38:03,333 We're so pleased to have you here. 1944 01:38:05,046 --> 01:38:10,041 This is an exciting evening for Lily LeClaire, for you, and for me. 1945 01:38:10,676 --> 01:38:13,544 When my grandmother first started this company... 1946 01:38:14,472 --> 01:38:16,714 in the year 1200 AD... 1947 01:38:17,392 --> 01:38:18,928 It's a long, long time ago. 1948 01:38:19,018 --> 01:38:20,054 [audience muttering] 1949 01:38:21,771 --> 01:38:25,606 She had only $1,000. 1950 01:38:26,067 --> 01:38:27,979 Again, that was a long time ago... 1951 01:38:30,571 --> 01:38:32,608 Inflation, so... 1952 01:38:32,698 --> 01:38:36,362 So that would be different now. And... 1953 01:38:39,539 --> 01:38:41,326 That wasn't supposed to happen. Uh... 1954 01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:42,865 What... What? 1955 01:38:43,251 --> 01:38:45,538 Could somebody... Is there anybody here... 1956 01:38:45,628 --> 01:38:46,709 Technical support? 1957 01:38:46,796 --> 01:38:50,756 Anybody who's technical or support? 1958 01:38:51,217 --> 01:38:53,425 Stupid bitch, you're such a failure. 1959 01:38:54,846 --> 01:38:56,758 [music playing] 1960 01:39:06,441 --> 01:39:07,932 - [thuds] - [all exclaim] 1961 01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:12,606 - [thuds] - [all exclaim] 1962 01:39:15,783 --> 01:39:17,319 - [thuds] - [all exclaim] 1963 01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:25,999 I thought that was going to bust easier. 1964 01:39:27,336 --> 01:39:28,292 Um... 1965 01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:30,211 Hello. 1966 01:39:30,465 --> 01:39:32,127 My name is Renee. 1967 01:39:32,467 --> 01:39:33,457 And, uh... 1968 01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:37,131 Some of you know me as this woman. 1969 01:39:39,140 --> 01:39:40,130 Glamorous. 1970 01:39:41,184 --> 01:39:42,140 Flawless. 1971 01:39:42,852 --> 01:39:43,683 Perfection. 1972 01:39:44,562 --> 01:39:45,928 But that's not the real me. 1973 01:39:46,814 --> 01:39:50,148 - This is the real me. - [all murmuring] 1974 01:39:50,485 --> 01:39:51,601 I don't get it. 1975 01:39:52,153 --> 01:39:55,521 I know, these women look nothing alike. 1976 01:39:56,616 --> 01:39:57,697 But they're both me. 1977 01:39:58,242 --> 01:40:00,029 Take a second to process it. 1978 01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:04,113 But in this industry, I only felt wanted... 1979 01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:06,957 when I looked like this. 1980 01:40:09,337 --> 01:40:11,499 - I think she's crazy. - Not when I looked... 1981 01:40:28,189 --> 01:40:29,225 There was no magic. 1982 01:40:31,192 --> 01:40:32,353 That's me. 1983 01:40:33,361 --> 01:40:34,897 That's me, they're both me. That's me. 1984 01:40:47,083 --> 01:40:48,665 I did all this as me. 1985 01:40:57,385 --> 01:40:58,876 When we're little girls, 1986 01:41:00,263 --> 01:41:02,596 we have all the confidence in the world. 1987 01:41:04,767 --> 01:41:07,134 We let our bellies hang out, and... 1988 01:41:08,104 --> 01:41:10,721 And we just dance and play 1989 01:41:10,815 --> 01:41:12,272 and pick our wedgies. 1990 01:41:12,358 --> 01:41:13,519 [laughter] 1991 01:41:13,818 --> 01:41:15,650 And then these things happen that just... 1992 01:41:15,736 --> 01:41:17,318 They make us question ourselves. 1993 01:41:17,905 --> 01:41:20,238 Somebody says something mean to you on the playground, 1994 01:41:20,992 --> 01:41:22,153 and then we grow up, 1995 01:41:22,243 --> 01:41:25,281 and you doubt yourself over and over again until... 1996 01:41:25,788 --> 01:41:27,996 you lose all that confidence. 1997 01:41:28,082 --> 01:41:31,541 All that self-esteem, all that faith you started with is gone. 1998 01:41:32,920 --> 01:41:35,082 But what if we didn't let those moments get to us? 1999 01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:37,456 What if we were stronger than that? 2000 01:41:38,009 --> 01:41:39,341 [applause and cheering] 2001 01:41:39,427 --> 01:41:40,463 Right? 2002 01:41:41,012 --> 01:41:43,004 What if we didn't care about how we looked? 2003 01:41:44,265 --> 01:41:45,597 Or how we sounded? 2004 01:41:48,394 --> 01:41:51,387 What if we never lost that little-girl confidence? 2005 01:41:51,939 --> 01:41:53,305 What if when someone tells us 2006 01:41:53,399 --> 01:41:56,813 that we aren't good or thin or pretty enough, 2007 01:41:57,612 --> 01:41:59,729 we have strength and the wisdom... 2008 01:42:01,324 --> 01:42:03,941 to say what I am is better than all of that? 2009 01:42:04,035 --> 01:42:05,742 [loud cheering] 2010 01:42:05,828 --> 01:42:08,741 Because what I am is me! 2011 01:42:08,831 --> 01:42:10,823 [cheering continues] 2012 01:42:11,417 --> 01:42:12,658 I'm me! 2013 01:42:13,169 --> 01:42:14,705 And I'm proud to be me! 2014 01:42:15,254 --> 01:42:18,793 And if you ever get the chance to hang out with me or my friends, 2015 01:42:19,216 --> 01:42:22,380 my amazing, perfect friends... 2016 01:42:22,470 --> 01:42:24,962 Well, all I have to say to you is you're welcome. 2017 01:42:25,056 --> 01:42:27,013 [laughter and cheering] 2018 01:42:28,225 --> 01:42:30,137 Mason, hit it. 2019 01:42:32,563 --> 01:42:34,270 We are real women. 2020 01:42:35,816 --> 01:42:38,524 We are. What a great thing to be. 2021 01:42:38,611 --> 01:42:40,147 [cheering] 2022 01:42:40,237 --> 01:42:45,323 A real, healthy, just strong, funny, kick-ass chick! 2023 01:42:45,993 --> 01:42:48,360 This new line of products won't change your life. 2024 01:42:48,454 --> 01:42:50,070 Only you can do that. 2025 01:42:50,915 --> 01:42:52,656 And you can do that. 2026 01:42:53,167 --> 01:42:54,157 Believe me. 2027 01:42:55,002 --> 01:42:59,087 But this line is for every girl who is ready to believe in herself! 2028 01:42:59,423 --> 01:43:01,335 [all cheering] 2029 01:43:01,425 --> 01:43:03,166 You are beautiful! 2030 01:43:03,260 --> 01:43:04,546 You are everything! 2031 01:43:04,637 --> 01:43:06,924 And you are the real face of this line! 2032 01:43:07,014 --> 01:43:10,007 And we are all the face of Lily LeClaire! 2033 01:43:10,101 --> 01:43:11,683 [loud cheering] 2034 01:43:14,188 --> 01:43:16,726 Whoo! 2035 01:43:16,816 --> 01:43:18,352 You go, Renee! 2036 01:43:18,693 --> 01:43:20,059 You picked a good one, you know. 2037 01:43:22,238 --> 01:43:23,445 Oh, my God! 2038 01:43:30,037 --> 01:43:31,653 Well, that was super weird. 2039 01:43:32,707 --> 01:43:34,539 And also very effective. 2040 01:43:35,918 --> 01:43:36,954 Thanks. 2041 01:43:37,044 --> 01:43:39,502 Do you know we offer a mental health program at work? 2042 01:43:39,797 --> 01:43:41,038 I still have a job? 2043 01:43:41,924 --> 01:43:43,460 - [laughs] - [laughs] Oh, my God. 2044 01:43:45,302 --> 01:43:47,885 Thank you. Okay, I'm gonna go say hi to some people. 2045 01:43:50,307 --> 01:43:53,641 Avery? They're going crazy for all this. 2046 01:43:53,728 --> 01:43:55,765 Let's be honest. We both know. 2047 01:43:56,188 --> 01:43:57,554 That's for Renee. 2048 01:43:58,858 --> 01:44:00,019 Oh! 2049 01:44:00,401 --> 01:44:03,985 Sweetheart, Renee wouldn't be here without you. 2050 01:44:05,114 --> 01:44:06,400 None of us would. 2051 01:44:07,074 --> 01:44:08,315 Oh, Gram. 2052 01:44:08,409 --> 01:44:10,366 [both chuckle] 2053 01:44:22,965 --> 01:44:24,081 [buzzes] 2054 01:44:25,634 --> 01:44:26,841 [Ethan] This is Ethan. 2055 01:44:26,927 --> 01:44:28,213 Hi, it's me. 2056 01:44:28,971 --> 01:44:30,007 Renee. 2057 01:44:30,264 --> 01:44:33,928 Um, I know you probably don't want to see me right now, but I just... 2058 01:44:34,393 --> 01:44:35,679 Just, please hear me out. 2059 01:44:36,228 --> 01:44:37,935 Okay? I... I... 2060 01:44:38,022 --> 01:44:40,765 I am so sorry for how I acted the other night. 2061 01:44:42,276 --> 01:44:43,392 I know this... 2062 01:44:43,944 --> 01:44:45,685 is hard to believe, but it has nothing to do 2063 01:44:45,780 --> 01:44:47,112 with how I feel about you. 2064 01:44:47,448 --> 01:44:51,112 And everything to do with my feelings about me. 2065 01:44:52,286 --> 01:44:53,276 And... 2066 01:44:54,830 --> 01:44:55,820 I, uh... 2067 01:44:56,791 --> 01:44:58,874 This is gonna sound so crazy, but I... 2068 01:44:59,710 --> 01:45:00,791 I thought that you thought 2069 01:45:00,878 --> 01:45:02,870 that I was the most beautiful woman in the world. 2070 01:45:02,963 --> 01:45:04,829 - Hey. - Hey. 2071 01:45:05,925 --> 01:45:08,793 I do think that you're the most beautiful woman in the world. 2072 01:45:11,972 --> 01:45:13,213 Just let me real quick, 2073 01:45:13,307 --> 01:45:14,764 - 'cause it was killing me... - What? 2074 01:45:14,850 --> 01:45:16,341 You were, like, struggling with it. 2075 01:45:16,435 --> 01:45:17,801 - You could see? - Yeah, well, I saw... 2076 01:45:17,895 --> 01:45:19,352 - [Renee] That's a camera? - [Ethan] Yeah. 2077 01:45:19,438 --> 01:45:20,895 You could see me that whole time? 2078 01:45:20,981 --> 01:45:21,971 Renee... 2079 01:45:23,150 --> 01:45:24,516 I've always seen you. 2080 01:45:43,546 --> 01:45:45,412 - What's up, SoHo? - [cheering] 2081 01:45:45,506 --> 01:45:47,498 You guys ready to change your life? 2082 01:45:48,717 --> 01:45:49,628 Yes! 2083 01:45:49,718 --> 01:45:51,710 [Luna] I don't know what you came in here for today, 2084 01:45:51,804 --> 01:45:54,171 but the miracle is already here! 2085 01:45:54,557 --> 01:45:57,345 You just have to open up your heart and receive it! 2086 01:45:58,060 --> 01:45:59,676 I want you to look into the mirror 2087 01:45:59,770 --> 01:46:02,433 and visualize the change you came in here for. 2088 01:46:02,523 --> 01:46:05,391 Is it spiritual? Is it physical? 2089 01:46:05,484 --> 01:46:06,770 Is it emotional? 2090 01:46:06,861 --> 01:46:08,272 [voice fades] 2091 01:46:08,362 --> 01:46:10,354 - [upbeat music playing] - [woman singing] 2092 01:47:12,551 --> 01:47:13,667 [song ends] 2093 01:47:14,511 --> 01:47:16,377 [instrumental music playing] 2094 01:48:29,169 --> 01:48:30,455 [music ends] 2095 01:48:31,463 --> 01:48:33,671 [upbeat music playing] 2096 01:50:11,897 --> 01:50:13,433 [music fades] 2097 01:50:18,195 --> 01:50:20,278 [instrumental music playing] 2098 01:50:54,356 --> 01:50:56,097 [music ends] 153681