Original subtitles

100 years ago,

this island in Taiwan...

had nothing

Only romance

Legend has it

There were two lovers

And one day

The man was fishing

His boat sank

The woman...

saw it onshore

She swam out

No one ever saw them again

Some say

they became dolphins

All dolphins around this island...

came from them

They all make...

"Bu... Bu" noises

Nice story?

So snooty

You told a horror story

Don't get involved

Have some melon

No

You're like...

those dolphins

So picky

You named me Bu

I've told you so often

Don't mix Mandarin...

with Cantonese

Bu's Mandarin and Cantonese...

are now both accented

That's awful

You teach her Mandarin then

Get off my case

That's Cantonese again

Which I don't speak

What did you say?

Tell me

Skipper Restaurant

Open bar, folks

One more round

Drink up

Go in and take a seat

Long time no see

One more round?

Not tonight

Can't afford it

On the house

Bu, 6 beers, on me

They come everyday

Never pay

Add water...

to the beer

That trick again?

Bu Yes?

Hurry

Here

Did you add water?

No!

No, very good

C'mon

Cheers

Why, Bu?

Idiot

You could've spared me

They sing

Watch TV

Or pick fights

This island

Has no room...

for romance

Done

Beautiful

I learned it...

from a magazine

Bu

I brought you something

I've never seen...

an oyster this big

Any pearls?

No

Must be expensive

NT$3,000

Thanks

And this

It's my friend's shop

He'll give us a discount

I'm...

Proposing?

No, I just want to...

Yes, I'm proposing

With...

a big oyster?

Of course not

The oyster's not...

Marry me

Okay

I'll consider it

Poor Longyi

This oyster's not cheap

He proposed to me

Really?

You love him?

Well, he's actually...

Not bad

Your answer

Shouldn't be over 4 words

You love him, or you don't

You left Hong Kong...

to marry dad, why?

He was quite a hunk

A good cook too

You're a good cook

He's better

He cooks with love

What's loving someone like?

You miss him

The sight of him thrills you

You ache

When he's gone

You could watch him forever

Even when he's sleeping

You're in love

If you feel like that

Okay?

You miss Hong Kong?

Yes, especially its Chinese Pot Rice

I see

You don't love Longyi

Take mama's advice

Trust your heart

Do what you have to do

Bu

Hey, kid

Got some news

Longyi proposed

Don't laugh

Somebody said

Men and women...

exist in pairs

Till separated on earth

Then they go through life

Searching for one another

Bu

Where are you going?

Bu!

I'm waiting for you!

Hong Kong, Albert?

How romantic!

You're telling me something?

You choose for me

You just decided my future

Excuse me

You know a good cafe?

Sure, we'll go together

Thanks

Typical Taiwanese!

Pardon me?

You speak Cantonese?

Surprised?

Never flown before?

It shows?

Yes

You can get lost in Hong Kong

I'll show you around

I know...

all the trendy spots

I have fans everywhere

I'm a fun guy

Okay?

What?

Are you twins?

Please forgive me

Excuse me

Gangster's girlfriend

disappears

Morning, sir, working out?

No time

Bill, are you ready?

Good

Let's start

Morning, Mr. Chan

Any news from Wall Street?

Lion Fund...

is borrowing heavily

Even at...

a 20% interbank rate

Check the following

How many Nikkei Futures...

did they short?

Is Yen...

appreciating?

Is the lease for the US base...

in Japan expiring?

If both answer are affirmative

Buy whatever they sell

But this hedge fund

Is run by 2 Nobel Prize economists

Should be invincible

They're too greedy

on margin trading

Leveraging 10 times their worth

They're doomed

So go ahead

Yes, Mr. Chan

Thank you

Send this with 100 roses...

to Carman

During office hours

Didn't you break up?

We're still friends

Find someone and

settle down

Like who?

Those women around you

All so beautiful and elegant

Too elegant for me

What do you want?

Someone amusing

Make yourself at home

That bottle floated to Taiwan!

And you came...

all that way

How brave and romantic

However...

What?

I...

What?

I'm gay

No

Yes

Really?

Really

No

Yes

Honest?

Honest

The bottle's for your boyfriend?

Ex-boyfriend

What?

Ex-boyfriend

Such a waste

Why?

You're a hunk

I'm not

That's stunning

That's what inspired you

I moved here because of it

Find a motel tonight

Fly home tomorrow

I've never traveled

This is a first

Think I'll stay a while

But Hong Kong...

is boring

Fly back tomorrow

My friend said

Hong Kong's fun

Great restaurants too

I'll find you...

a motel

I can't afford one

Hands off Wait

Let me stay here

Women can't stay here

I'll go nuts

Please

Sorry Please

I came all this way

To such a big let down

I don't deserve this

Goodbye

Bu

What?

Your suitcase

Your bag

I can't stand crying

Makes me feel so guilty

Okay, stay

I'll be your aide, in whatever you do

I'm a makeup artist

Best...

in Hong Kong

Exquisite

That's it

Hold that

Good

I'm starving

We'll wrap soon

How much longer?

6 hours

What?

Keep that door shut

We're reloading

You'll fog the film

You sound so nervous on the phone What's the emergency?

No... no emergency

I just miss you. You don't miss me?

Sit down, I'll get you a drink

Tell me, what's going on?

Maybe you'd better go

C.N. You're cruising and

didn't invite me?

Why bother, here you are

The press says you're romancing my girl

You believe them?

Grow up, LW

Is it true?

Yes

We've been competing since grade school

You've been interested in...

our stock lately

I'm interested in all stocks,

not just yours

My associates and I

Hold a majority of the shares

You can't touch my company

We'll see

You're on my yacht

Dating my girl

And you talk to me like this

Why did you want me here?

For an apology

To make it easier on you

I'm leaving now

Call me...

to apologize in...

5 minutes

What time is it?

5:30

Why wear...

a watch

That can't tell time

I like the diamonds

Watch him

If he doesn't call me in five

Throw him overboard

But give him a buoy

Yes, boss

Call me

Bye, boss

Call him

Or you'll get wet

Make it snappy

I've got a hot date

Don't force us to do it

Get a buoy

Right

Come

Hands off

Easy

Almost

Bye

Here comes the buoy

It's Fatty

Fatty fell over

Don't go

Help him up

Over there

Scared me

You okay?

I'm fine

Call you

Where is he?

Where is he?

You okay?

Don't fall over again

You! He's here!

In the rear

Help...

Hold tight

Close

You see him?

No

Look again

Over there

He got away

Wait

The boss wanted him...

overboard with a buoy

Job's done, right?

Right

It's a wrap

Thanks

You okay?

You're...

Name's Bu

Bu?

You a refugee?

Yes

From Vietnam?

Right again

How many of you?

Just me, why?

Who's driving?

Give me a hand

I can't, I'm starving

Aren't you?

No, but I could use a snack

Let's talk

so I forget the hunger

About what?

What do you like?

Nothing?

Not even cars and women?

Don't just smile

Okay, what don't you like?

Nosy people

What don't you like?

Growing up,

I like being naughty

Nosy?

Naughty

Naughty

And no one...

pampers you anymore

What do you like?

A shower when I'm sweaty

Snap out of bed...

to a cup of coffee

I'd like one now

Hong Kong stars are lovely

Stars are...

the same everywhere

If you care to look at them

What?

Shooting star!

Really?

Mom said when you see one

Touch your pocket and make a wish

And it'll come true

But I'm out of luck, no pocket

Another one

What's your wish?

Can't tell you

Or it won't come true

I'm so sleepy

A boat! Help!

Over here!

The Silicon Valley stocks?

They'll go even higher

Check one thing

Does LW control...

his company's shares?

Buy me a new mobile

It drowned

There's no transport...

around here

I'll give you a ride

Just tell me where I am

and I'll walk back

We're out

in the boonies, Miss

Name's Bu

Boo? Bu!

Just get in

Sure

Not you, this lady here

There are only 2 seats

I know

Here's 20 bucks

Around the corner...

are buses and cabs

Compulsive liar

Come in

Huge place, you live alone?

There's a butler

Must get crowded

Wait here

Can I look around?

Help yourself

Thanks

I'm starving

Some food please!

Need something?

Fish food

They're electronic fish

Come over here

Why electronic fish?

I never change the water

Fish never die, it's perfect

And if the power's out?

You invite friends over?

Don't have any

So boring, and lonely

Now what?

You like to fight?

Some golf,

some race horses

I box and work out

What's the octopus for?

You're so nosy

Sorry

This should fit, change in there

Betty, call me a cab

20 minutes? Great

There's a room...

behind the mirror

How would I have known?

Hungry?

Starving

Me too

Any Chinese pot rice?

What?

Best take out food ever

My favorite

A fancy kitchen and you don't cook?

I hate the smell

Don't stare. Eat up

Sure

Now what?

You're amusing when you eat

Are you rich?

I guess so

What do you do?

I'm into trash

C'mon

No, I sell trash

Be that way

Can I have a soda?

Juice is better for you

Bu took the lift down

What's wrong?

Stop moaning

You know

That bottle's very special

So special that...

all of a sudden

I'm feeding and sheltering you

Just like that

Remember I told you about...

C. N? More than once

Last night...

You told me that too

I think he's... nice

Nice?

These magazines are published weekly

And he changes girlfriends just as often

He's not nice, he's a playboy

Let's see

An ex-girlfriend says

He doesn't say sweet words

But he's a romantic man

He appears stem and talks tough

Inside he's like a kid

He's competitive and chases novelty

Never regrets any decision

With him...

You feel insecure

Meaning?

Chases novelty, so he fools around

No regrets,

so he enjoys dumping women

Maybe those women deserved it

They were insecure...

to begin with

Spare me

Hong Kong's boring anyway

Going home?

No, C.N. Is fun

You have to hook him first

Can't just walk up

And take off your clothes

That sure won't work

But you never know

He's competitive and

chases novelty

I have a plan, I need your help

No way

Please

Sorry

Please tell me

where your daughter is

She found a bottle

She's in Hong Kong

I have to get Bu back

Chow Yun Fat!

Mr. Chow

Wrong guy

You speak Mandarin?

I'm not Chow Yun Fat

Don't try to fool me

Sir, is he Chow Yun Fat?

Mr. Chow, you're back!

Fresh form Hollywood?

Please sign Can I take a picture?

You mind? OK

But... 1,2,3... say cheese

My turn, miss

Point a gun at me

Ready, 1, 2 Ready 1, 2, 3...

Thank you, Mr. Chow

Give me a hug

Thank you Mr. Chow Thank you

I'll send you the photos

Bye You're so sweet

Same as the photo

Print me a copy

He's such a hunk Bye

Bye

My bag!

We checked LW's company

Last year,

rumover grew 13%

Profit: Over HK$1 billion

Stock price is undervalued by 30%

We have acquired...

16% of the company

LW and his associates...

still hold 65%

But...

they're not selling

Dump all my stocks

If we dump them,

the price will plunge

We bought high, we'll take a huge loss

Just do it

I need to see K.K.

Yes, sir

Who's K. K?

Head of Environmental Protection

Going up or down?

I was seeing friends upstairs

There's no upstairs

Really?

Actually they live downstairs

Names?

I forgot

So quiet here

Can you get an 80% mortgage?

You messed up my wall

Excuse me?

Look!

Easy there

Let go

Who sent you?

Let go first

Like my writing?

Enough. I don't know kungfu

I'm just a messenger

Message?

My back pocket

Bully. You messed up my arm

Happy reading

Gangster's girlfriend...

disappears

What happened?

Fell down some stairs

You okay?

I'll live

Will he buy...

I'll a gangster's girlfriend?

How should I know?

Will it work?

Of course

What's next?

Showtime

Where are your pals?

You know we're bad

We're here to waste you

React!

My boyfriend... Speak Mandarin

Is a Taiwanese gangster

The sworn enemy of our boss

He wants you defaced

Frog, your turn

Believe it or not

You're front page news

Everyone's looking for you now

Yes. Looking awesome

You okay?

Yes, and you?

It's you!

You okay?

Yes

I don't know these goons

What?

Nothing

You can't be ID'ed

They're damn good actors

Back off

Stay here

Yeah, or I'll kill myself

You're bleeding

We'll spare you today

Don't provoke him

Cops will go after them

Not us

Hi, there

Sunny, sit... Sunny, sit

Thanks

Someone reported a fight

We were attacked

They leave any evidence?

Baseball bats

Sunny, smell

Any clues?

Sunny, you're clueless

Let's get help

My site, very safe

It's so trashy

I told you I sell trash

Expensive stuff too

Expensive? Trash is trash

Before you were...

a Vietnamese refugee

Now you're...

A Taiwanese gangster's girlfriend

So who are you, really?

A dangerous woman

Scared?

Never

Thrilled to be with me?

How'd you land the girlfriend's part?

I lived near a police station

with posters of wanted criminals

One of them was a hunk

I saw his poster everyday

And I fell in love

And?

I found him, stole his heart

How was he?

Cute, a great dancer

Really romantic

For being a dancer?

You dance?

Of course

This?

Sure

Tango?

That too

So common, nothing more exciting?

Sure Really?

Teach me

You'll be scared

No way

Hold me

Give me your legs

Right

Ready?

Help!

Exciting enough?

Yes

No more?

You aren't scared?

Never

More moves?

Just hold tight and

stay still

Enjoy the variations

Really? Okay?

Okay...

There

Run, 1, 2, 3

Wow! This is fun

Man's so busy

Making trash

The recycling business is a gold mine

They say...

What others abandon, I take

You did well last time

Slapped Lion Fund in the face

They all know you're my prot�g�

I'm flattered

Thank you

Don't thank me, thank yourself

Any new plans?

I heard you're buying LW's company

You know

what's the best win?

Winning one's battle...

with the enemy's respect

Stock Exchange's closed

And?

Our stock dropped 20%

Closed at $6.50

Our drop in asset value?

Over 2 billion

It's Chan,

he's dumping our shares

What's the news on him?

Rumors are he wants...

to buy our company

Then...

why dump his shares?

After buying them so high?

What's he up to?

Boss

What happened to you?

We wanted to get even. We ambushed Chan

Was he hurt?

Not a scratch

Thank God

Else...

I'd blame myself

And if...

Well,

you actually were hurt

And see, I feel guilty

It was your dad's idea

He screwed up

Ordering an ambush

Why not shoot Chan in the back?

That's much faster

Let's do it

No, it's wrong, it's cowardly

Challenge him openly

Right

Yes!

Let's hire a fighter from overseas

Tougher

Smaller

And...

Handsomer than Chan

He'll be devastated

What's that?

The signal means "Dismissed". Beat it

Tricky signals

Have you seen her?

That's Mary

No, that's Bunny

No, that's Mary

That's Bunny, come with me

No, that way

No

Another Bunny?

A masseuse

A masseuse?

Why not?

Oh my God, what's he doing?

Albert!

Do I look pretty?

Yes

What?

Your outfit

My Sunday best

Go to...

Jean-Paul's Boutique

I'll call him,

let him dress you

You feed, shelter,

and clothe me

You're my guardian angel

Your wish is...

my command

Bye

What?

How should I behave at dinner?

You're playing a gangster's lady

Use method acting

Teach me

Just act snooty

Feed, shelter, and clothe her

I'm an angel

She forgot something?

Yes?

Help!

It's you!

Where's Bu?

Please tell me where she is

Mr. Chan

Thanks

Mr. Chan

What's this?

Excuse me

The lady's so lovely

She deserves some wind effect

You look gorgeous

I know

Well?

A vintage wine, from '82

But I can also tell

The grape-picker was born in '60

Let's order

You order

You do Chinese Pot Rice?

Just kidding

Thank God!

You got a thing about people watching you eat?

We don't want to be crowded

Excuse me

You booked the whole place?

Just you and me

I was hoping

To run into celebrities

You must really...

hate crowds

What about your friends?

Here comes one

Mr. Lo, you can't go in

Why'd you do it?

Dump my company's shares?

I'm at dinner,

call me tomorrow

You're hurting me

And yourself too

Mr. Lo, please leave

Sir

You look intelligent

I am intelligent

Then stay home and think

Devise a way...

to save your company

Who are you?

C.N.'s friend

He booked the whole place for me

You're disturbing us

That's so rude

Let's talk outside

We've talked enough

See you outside

That signal means "Follow me"

Wrong again?

You're snooty

So are my friends

it rubs off

You have to go?

It'll just take a minute

C.N.

Watch your back

Watch your back

I called,

cleared it with your boss

I'm meeting Mr. Chan

Close the parking lot for us

Relax, I'm footing the bill

Fine, Mr. Lo

You heard Mr. Lo, move out

Have fun, Mr. Chan

LW

What's up?

I want you to meet someone

I hired him from overseas

Ladies and gentlemen

Alan

An undefeated light-weight champion

He'll fight you one-on-one

But...

I'm a middle-weight

Too much of an edge

But if you lose

Think of the disgrace

Grow up

Nuts

Play this music for me

No problem

You have no choice

Why the gloves?

This is a boxing match

I'm not...

into crippling people

With gloves, it won't hurt?

Sure it'll hurt

But much less

All set

Watch your head

Music

Knock me down anyway you can

But no dirty tricks

They say you're a great fighter. Come on

Look! They're not gonna let you leave here without a fight

You ask for it

Are you ready?

Of course

Alan's losing big time

No, Alan's just testing him

He's wearing Chan down

Wait Good

Changing gloves, why?

Even the odds

Bigger the glove,

bigger the handicap

Chan's punches are soft

I've come a long way,

I don't want a short game

Every boxer trains...

to his own music

When he fights,

it give him rhythm

And rhythm paces his steps

Chan has no rhythm

He's controlled by Alan

You're an expert

You should be fighting

Right

C.N. And I used to box

But I always lost

So I quit and became a...

Commentator

Wow!

You like that better?

Sure. I sound so invincible

But I'm just like you guys

Helpless

Chan used to have brilliant moves

Now he's a mess

Buying companies...

instead of training

Loser!

Chan's nervous, it's over

Good hit, but not enough power

Come on

You okay?

You win

We won

Let's kick him while he's down

Good idea

Don't be...

such cowards

Ganging up on a downed man

There's no honor in that

You're good

Get the car

My joy is done. He's good

C.N., you okay?

You must be delighted

No, but I thought I would be

You need help?

Damn it

C.N., call me

You didn't leave?

You asked me to wait

I came to find you

Did they gang up on you?

No, one-on-one, I lost

You'll get used to it

Just kidding

Start training tomorrow, you'll beat them

I'll train, but not for them

For what then?

A strong body, a quick mind

I haven't trained in ages

Your huge gym, what a waste

I hate training alone

I'll join you

Why be so nice to me?

You're rich

You're cute when you smile

You looked grouchy just now

That's why you lost

Stick with smiling

These clothes and makeup don't fit you

Take tomorrow off

Why?

Say yes first

Why?

Say yes first

Yes, now why?

Play!

Memories are so many

Anticipation I now dare to indulge

I sketch a hazy future

Knowing this illusion is love

The tides of a lifetime

Widen the shores slowly

Quietly you and I meet

Our love proves life is ever changing

Shooting stars change courses (We fall in love)

Miracles catch up with us (Finally)

Like eternity

Is the night really still young?

Currents change courses too (We fall in love)

The crowds catch up with us (Finally)

I can think no more

But this love

Links the sea with the sky

My eyes have been raining

I can't hold on with both hands

I cry as we seek happiness

You're just like a shooting star

Those happy moments

Lock you between my brows

No matter how the world dazzles

It pales next to your eternal splendor

Shooting stars change courses (We fall in love)

Miracles catch up with us (Finally)

Like eternity

Is the night really still young?

You love me?

I think you're quite...

Answer the question

The fact is...

C'mon

Answer in 4 words or less

I love you

Or I don't

When did you slip in?

I'm in love

Love's a dream that leaves only emptiness

So don't get fooled by love

You're such an optimist

I have news for you

What?

Longyi's here

He almost strangled me

But I calmed him down

He's been drunk ever since

My fault

No way

Listen, love is not sympathy

You're tangled up...

with Chan

Don't let Longyi see you

Wine please No

Wait

Let go

No

Kitchen time

Kitchen

I need...

What?

I...

I need a glass

I'll get it

Go inside

No pushing

Albert

Where's the opener?

Albert

Smooth move

So cold!

Albert

Now what?

I need the opener

Where is it?

Hurry!

What's that?

The family above us

Has a brat

It's from above us?

Where else?

It's from above us

It's that brat again

Opener

Forget it

Drink it this way

Wait Come

Drink with me

You okay?

I must tell C.N.

A game...

is fun

Till its secret is revealed

I know he loves me

He skips work to be with me

I miss him day and night

I'm like a child again

Getting so attached to him

I see something beautiful

I want it for him

Something happens, I want to tell him

I'm so happy

And...

so cold!

You're in love

Need something?

Sake

Finish your wine first

I want sake

Just wait outside Sake

Hang on

Excuse me

Let's sing

This is not a Karaoke bar

We don't have time

We'll split this

Too much

Not at all

Enough

Cheers

You'll get drunk

Drink it

1... 2... 3...

Down!

Still kicking. Thank God

She's safe here

Here she is

Gloria, Bu

Gloria's a good friend

She's the one impersonating me?

Yes!

Not bad

You knew all along

Why con me?

You started it

All the love I felt between us

That was just an act?

Our happiness was no act

If you like,

stay in Hong Kong

What am I?

One of your women?

The bottle sent me to you

A fairy tale becomes...

a nightmare

My big mouth

No

Get her back

No

Weren't we on the same plane?

Back to Taiwan?

Yes

You had fun?

It was okay

I bought a lot,

what about you?

I...

I bought a story

A story!

Is it in an office building?

The government passed a law...

prohibiting the use...

of non-bio-degradable

styrofoam

LW's stock...

dropped drastically

From $6.80 to $1.20 a share

Major stockholders,

are dumping them

You knew...

the law would be passed?

It was only a matter of time

Should we borrow money?

Up to you guys

Mr. Chan,

you shouldn't buy a company that's going down the drain

Just to...

get even

I won't

That's all for today

The acquisition...

is a go?

I'll let you know

Love is like falling maples

Like what?

Like falling maples

What does that mean?

I don't know

I've never seen you like this

Paper everywhere

Just do...

what you have to do

Again?

Forget it

What?

Nothing

Leave me alone

Fine, be that way

You broke it?

Good guess

Sir

Call 911

They'll stop me

Just call

See

What do you want?

You ruined our boss,

lost us our jobs

We came for payback

Mr. Chan

I heard you're back in training

Yes, I am

Rematch?

Mr. Lo sent you?

Mr. Lo is broke

It's not about money

Not now

You got no choice

You really enjoy fighting, don't you?

Only with the best

What are they talking about?

You never learned English...

in school?

C'mon, tell me

No

Okay

Rules?

No rules

Anything goes, but no dirty tricks

You like white

Are you sure?

I'm sure

Good training

Wait

Now what?

"What's you okay?" In English?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Okay

Pretty good

I'm coming

Ready?

Come on

Smile, don't worry

Are you ready?

Come on

Don't worry, be happy

Let's dance

Let's finish

Get up

On your feet

You okay?

Yes

You won

I lost

Why?

Pound for pound

He'd have beaten me in no time

See if he's all right

You smell turpentine?

The boss is setting a fire

Fantastic

But we'll go to jail

Prison!

This is nuts

Watch it

No sweat

Hey, jail sucks, boss

You checked there's nobody inside?

Sure did

Good

Give this to dad

Tell him I love him

Give this to C.N.

Tell him I hate him

This is for the cops

I'm claiming all responsibility

Really?

You're going to jail, not us?

Me neither

Stand aside

C.N. And I go down together

Don't do it, boss

My eyes hurt

But so what?

I'm going to die anyway

Bye, Mary

Calm down, LW

It's all your fault

You took it too far

Dad kicked me off the Board

I have nothing now

I'm finished

What about us, boss?

Are we finished too?

You're asking me?

Yes

Shut up

Boss

Okay now?

Warmer still

How's that?

Just right

Your eyes still hurt?

Why be so nice to me?

You wanted to ruin me

Styrofoam's bad...

for the environment

It needs to be regulated

That motivated my acquisition

Let's be partners

In recycling paper

That's not like you

Ever since grade school

You've had to beat me

In whatever we do

You stole my girlfriends

And then dumped them

Never really loved them

I hated you so

I hated you too

Really? What for?

For always laughing

For being born so rich

For your name

Low Wow is a stupid name

I hated you most

For stealing my puppy love, Ann

So it boils down to Ann

But she dumped me

She married that...

Andy Law Andy Law

That nerd

So dull

We fought for so many years

But we each haven't committed

To loving only one woman

But what about Mary?

She's nothing

But you yelled "Bye Mary" just now

Weren't you engaged?

What happened?

I copped out

but she's one great dame

We were so happy together

Laughing all day long

Wish I could turn the clock back

But she moved overseas

I lost track of her

What's wrong?

See you later

Did I say something?

Skipper

Your Bu is back

Yes, she is. Cheers

Skipper, cheers

What's that?

Going to college?

Considering it

You've changed

Love changes people

Don't rush...

to forget him

Or it'll get worse

One day

You take a shower

Listen to music

And suddenly remember him

Then you've forgotten him

You're pretty when you smile

Bu

Albert

Where have you been?

I was so worried

You're not...

really my type

I like older men

I'm older than you

I mean here

Here?

If I were your girl

We'd break up in 3 days, tops

You'll get it

I miss you so

I was so worried about you

This must be your mother

This is...

Albert, my pal

Can you be my adopted brother?

Good idea

I'm the adopted mother?

Wait

Why not? Mom

Son

Mom

My Albert

Mom

Bu! Bu!

I missed you

You miss me?

Come back

Bu!

Bu!

Bu!

Scram

It's you who bullied my daughter

No, I didn't

You did too

She used to laugh all the time

Now she hardly smiles

My heart aches for her

What did you do to her?

Nothing

Then why is she like this?

Please let me talk to her

Just...

leave her alone

I don't speak Taiwanese

He said leave her alone

Beat it

Bu!

Bu!

Get lost

Bu

Hit the road

I...

It's all right

You bullied my niece

Sir

I'll just sit here

Don't walk past me

You dad's a cool dude

Sir, you okay?

Are you hurt?

Leave us alone

Just 5 seconds with her, okay?

Waste of time

Bu, I...

Shut up

Bu!

Shut up

Bu!

Shut up

Bu!

I'm warning you

Either you kill me

Or let me talk to her

All right, come

Speak up

Now or never

Don't disturb them

I want to hear

Why bother?

You left these

I have plenty

I brought Chinese pot rice

It's cold, but it's your favorite

some old clothes and a pot of rice?

There's more

I put a note in each one

Saying what?

I love you, I miss you

Never over 4 words

took me hours

Too much work

Just put $1,000 in each

And you have me

So do you love me?

I love you

Since when?

Since you stole my name-card

What wish did you make...

on the boat?

It's already come true

Why do you cry?

Kiss her

Kiss her

I'll say it in Cantonese

Kiss her

You're...

Xiaojun

Do I know you?

I'm your neighbor

Wow, fantastic!

Why?

Oh, weather is fine

Look at them

The women here are gorgeous

I should have...

Go to hell

I want you to meet my dolphin

Really?

Bu! Bu!

Wow!