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Yes, this way...

I'll tell you, I didn't like this movie at all.

Yes, some thighs, a bit of fur, but nothing too exciting.

And the whole "hitchhiker girl" concept is getting old, boring...

- Holy shit, Carlo, look here. - What?

No way girls this hot ever hitchhike.

You can whistle for it.

To pick up a girl like that one you'd need at least a Rolls Royce.

So what? We may not have a Rolls Royce but we have a Mercedes.

And don't forget about your uncle's cottage. We sure don't look like beggars.

Yeah, sure, keep thinking like that.

In the last time we've been able

to pick up just a bunch of dogs good only for a laugh.

- Michel! - Eh?

- Look at that chick! - Where?

Over there on the side of the road.

C'mon stop, let's pick her up.

Need a ride?

Please, take a seat.

Come in, come in, make yourself comfortable.

A rainy evening, ain't it?

Where you're headed?

May I ask your name?

She wrote Lola.

She wrote Lola? Can't she speak?

She wrote "mute".

What, mute?

Eh, mute. Damn it, we're out of luck.

Oh well, even if she's a mute, who cares!

Right, who cares! It's not like we have

to discuss philosophy with her anyway.

Are you comfortable?

Carlo, she's touching my hand, she wants to do it!

- Get busy, then. - Of course!

Thighs, beautiful thighs...

soft skin...

- Michel! - Eh?

- This is not a woman! He's a man! - C'mon, stop kidding.

He's a transvestite!

Fuck, it's disgusting!

C'mon get out! Get out, move!

Idiots! Assholes! Cornuti!

Don't you know I'm unisex, illitterates!

- That was gross, holy shit. - Now we know why she wasn't speaking.

Hey! Hey! I've got an idea.

I Like this guy.

She's English, my dear.

Soo, what the hell are you two talking about?

She said she's not afraid to go around all alone, understood?

Ahhh, very brave of you!

Oh yes, we don't save on heating.

Two days with the same clothes...

Oh, what is she doing?

Shut up, she's changing her clothes. Act indifferent.

Better now?

- I have to pee. - What?

- Would you please stop, honey? - What?

- I said that i have to pee. - Eh?

I can't do it here in the car, stupid.

Ah, I got it. Now we'll find a place where you can pee.

Hurry! Hurry! I can't hold it any longer!

Be patient for a second. Now I turn right and we've arrived.

Yes, I remember now. We're close.

Well, let me accompany you, then. You'll never know.

Oh, how squalid...

What did you expect, you gotta do with what you have.

This is the men's room... and over there the ladies.

At least we have a roof over our heads, away from prying eyes.

- Honey, please, go to the men's room. - If you insist...

I don't like it over there, I'll do it here.

What's wrong, my dear?

Stop, you cretin, don't move!

Quiet, quiet!

Keep those legs down!

Goodbye, sweetie!

C'mon, run.

And send my greetings to Sweden!

You damn mothefuckers!

This week felt a lot longer than the usual.

Dammit, it never passed.

Not too bad, the Swedish girl from the last week-end, eh?

Small but juicy.

I'd like to know what she told her boyfriend when she arrived in Milan...

Hey, look there. This week-end also looks promising.

Look, that one with that thing on her head.

She's a farmer. Ok, stop, let's try some countryside love.

- Excuse me, cutie? - What do you want?

Do you know the road for St. Catherina?

Eh, it's not easy to tell Mrs. You gotta arrive to a junction

and then at the next one, but I really can't explain with words.

And now how can we do? Are you perhaps heading in that direction?

Yes, I'm going that way.

Then hop in, my dear, so you can show us the road.

Now we give this thing to my husband.

Get in, get in.

Now if you turn right here we take the shortcut.

- How old are you? - I'm nearly 17.

- Beautiful big tits... - Hey, what are you doing?

It's between women, dear, no need to get upset.

- And what lovely thighs... so silky... - Mrs!

But have you already had a party?

No! I want to get out of here.

You heard the child, she wants to get out.

Stop, stop!

What's in your mind?

Let me go! Let me go!

Help! Help!

- No, no please! - Yes, you're gonna like it.

Yes, this way.

- Here you go, sir. - Thanks. - Goodbye.

- Which fish have you bought today? - Trouts, they were the cheapest.

You owe me 3800 Lire. Don't forget it like the last time.

You need the fish as cover up, not me.

Hey, are you sure it's fresh? It smells worse than that farmer girl!

This is what they gave me. why do I have to care?

I have to eat that fish. Can't wait for the hunting season

to reopen, all this fish is sickening me.

It may smell bad but it's full of phosphorus.

I couldn't care less about phosphorus. You're home.

Yeah, see you in the office tomorrow. And enjoy your fish ah ah ah

I think you know where you can shove that fish, right? Bye.

Hello, my love.

What do you think you're doing? Take off your boots, you'll ruin the moquette.

eh eh eh the fisherman is here!

- Here's the boots. - Thank You. -You're welcome.

Hi, uncle. Since when you're into movies for kids?

Since your wife has prohibited me

from watching the naked women and the porno movies.

In this house, as long as I'm alive, I don't want to see some filth.

And you're late, as usual. Have you at least caught some fish?

Yes, yes, here it is.

- It will suck, like all the other times. - Smell it.

Hey, fisherman!

Yes, dear uncle?

When are you gonna take me to some whores?

But uncle, at your age. And you had a stroke too.

Look, everything it's still perfectly working down there.

I'm going to disinheredit you, so you can forget about that cottage.

We'll talk about it another time. For now watch the tv, alright?

- You ugly faggot... -What did you say? - I said "got it"!

Where did they found this one?

In the woods near the highway. They want a report.

Call Giorgio, or Santini.

It's Monday, they're working at the bacteriological lab.

Phone Dr. Mauri, then. It's a women's thing after all.

Hello? Who's talking?

Who?

But today it's my day off.

Ok, I'm coming.

- Stop it now. Get off. - But i'm not done yet.

Like i have to tell you all the times i wasn't done yet...

But you can't do this to me.

I can, I can... Of course i can. When i want i can. Get back in your place.

Yes, in its place and hopeless.

They've really beaten her up badly.

But she should be fine now.

They must have been brutes.

Yes, unfortunately this kind of crimes are in escalation nowadays.

And many times are not even reported to the police.

Damned sex crazed beasts!

I think you're missing a bit the point here.

Hypersexuality may originate a violent behaviour,

but I think that the origin of the problem has to be found elsewhere.

Where in particular?

In dissatisfaction, for instance.

Many individuals, for different reasons, can't fully satisfy

their ego and vent on the outside that desire

for self-destruction they can't apply on themselves.

External factors are very important.

All the elements that make the life of a person play an important role.

Birth, the enviroment where you live and develop your character...

Yes, this might be correct but I find it unfair that...

these individuals are not the monsters the common people tend to portray.

On the opposite they may look very ordinary and normal for most of the time.

You make a clinical case out of everything.

According to your theories even Hitler was nothing but an ill person.

He was, in fact. And so what?

On these matters I prefer to be less technical.

These guys are just mere criminals and there's

not an adequate punishment for their crimes.

The real problem lies in the lack of laws. Raping a woman is seen as a venial sin.

Please, go on.

For centuries, we've been playing the role of the temptress, the corruptor.

What else could have a poor undefended man

done against the sly charms of a beautiful woman?

Even the judges as men are prone to understand

and someway justify the so-called "moment of erotic frenzy".

And it's always the poor woman suffering the violence that is seen as a whore.

And let's not forget the public opinion that still idolizes

the value of virginity If I were a judge...

What would you do?

I don't know. But sometimes I think that an eye for an eye might be the best solution.

Excuse me doctor? My name's Giorgio Anselmi.

What are you doing here? This is a restricted zone.

I work for the morning newspaper. I heard that a girl was raped and...

If you wanted to participate I'm sorry but you're late.

I appreciate your humour but can I see the girl for a moment...

Impossible. she's still in a state of shock.

Please, just a moment. Two or three questions...

I just told you it's not possible. Please don't insist.

Our internal police department already

received the info needed to file a complaint.

For tonight, she can't be disturbed.

Look, you're responsible for my career.

I'll be fired for sure if I don't came back with some news.

I'm very sorry but I'm not interested in apprentices. Good night.

- Come in. - May I? - You again! What do you want?

I just cut my veins. Suicide by desperation. Can you see?

It's just a small insignificant scratch.

Eh, I'm not very expert in suicides, but one day or another I will succeed.

Please, cure me. It's your duty.

Listen, go to hell.

Hey, what's with these manners?

You refuse to give me info, now you refuse to save my life.

You are an insecure woman.

What did you say that I am?

No, maybe you're not, but you sure have some complexes.

I'll really end up having them if you don't leave.

Why don't you want to help me?

You operated on the girl, she must have told you something.

Why don't you tell me? You're a doctor,

I'm a journalist, we have both the right to live.

- What do you want to know? - Do you like grilled steak?

Oh, please, buzz off.

I'm not joking. I was at the newspaper when they called me.

It's more than thirteen hours that I don't eat.

Let's go somewhere and have a bite. You're not a fakir, ain't you?

- But... - Please. - You know what you are?

No, please tell me. I'm curious.

The most impudent and intrusive pest I've ever met.

Well, now you're exaggerating. The steak was excellent

and I'm not tedious at all.

- What were your projects for the night? - Sleeping.

Oh, really a great idea. Loneliness, this is what you were facing. The ghost of solitude.

Don't worry about me. I can take care of myself.

You think you can. All women think the same. It's part of the feminist baggage.

But you don't fool me. You have an ancestral relationship of subjection to men.

We are equal.

No, we aren't. Have you ever heard of a woman who raped a man?

Never. We're not equal.

Well your points look pretty weak.

However you had the info you were looking for.

It's late. Waiter!

- What are you doing? - Paying my bill.

- Oh, come on. - I won't change my mind for a steak.

But this was not my intention.

Sorry, Mrs. but the counter's closed and I don't have the change.

- But I... - What did I tell you?

I will refund you for my part of the dinner.

Don't worry. I will remind you about the debt.

All right.

No, I'm doing by myself.

Thanks for now. Good night.

So, Paolo?

I lied, sir.

Mah, bring me a J&B.

- Welcome back. - Thanks, we'll met. What are you doing still there?

- I've been waiting for you. - In that state?

We were in the middle of something when you left, I wanted to end it.

For me, it has already ended. Dress up yourself.

Isn't this a little too excessive from you?

I'm not an object you can pick up and throw away.

I'm not an object too. It's time you understand this.

To make love you need two persons, and I don't feel like it right now.

I'm tired, I wanna sleep. Alone. Any objections?

- A lot but I think they won't make you change your mind, right? - Right.

It's the first time you agree with me. I already feel a bit satisfied.

I'm glad for you.

I leave the field, general. Sweet dreams.

Thank you. I'll call you one of these days.

- Hi, dear. - Welcome back.

Hi uncle. Then you tell me about the movie.

Carlo, open the door! Right now!

Leave me the fuck alone! Go to the other bathroom.

I know what you're doing and if you don't let me in, I'll call Maria.

Shut up! Ok, I'm coming. What a pain the ass.

- Come on, come in, you wretch. - Of course I'm coming in.

- The telescope, it's mine. - Let it go, let it go!

I wanna see. You've already seen enough.

You deserved it.

- Are you there? - I'm coming mom.

- Open up, it's me! - One moment mom!

It's me, your mother! Why don't you open? Michele! - Here I am, mom.

Oh, about time. I don't undestand why

do you have to lock yourself in every time.

I am your mother. You should have no secrets with me.

I haven't mom. It's just to have a bit of privacy.

Right, you have no secrets, my son has no secrets, just wants some privacy.

There's nothing strange in locking up a door. What are the keys for anyway?

To let the thieves out of the houses of honest people,

that's what they are for, my dear.

Like there's anything worth stealing from us, mom.

Shut up, don't contradict me. Now here's the show, you must not lose this episode.

What are you doing here? Turn your back, immediately! Who let you in?

Nobody, I just followed my nose.

Your nose should have told you to knock the door first.

I closed my eyes. But what are you worried about anyway?

You told me there's no difference between women and men.

- So, what you're here for? - To remind you about your debt.

Ah, I'm not accepting commercial transactions.

A lunch for a lunch. I am gentleman, after all.

- This is yet to be proved. - At your disposal.

Very well, I'll take you out for a dinner.

We're out of luck, even the strike.

- I give up, i can't take this anymore. - But I'm hungry...

We can go at my place. I must have something in the fridge. If it's alright for you.

Yes, I accept this transaction.

A few seconds and they'll be perfect. You've never tasted steaks like these ones.

- Ok, the table is ready. - And so are the steaks.

Here you are.

I am a bachelor and my salary is not enough to hire someone.

In my opinion all men should learn to take care of themselves.

I mean, without mommy's help.

Freud said that we find our mother in all the women we meet.

And this in your opinion justifies my gender being bound to the care of the orphans?

No, of course. Children should be self-sufficient. And I am.

- Can I call You Mom? - Why?

Tendency to come back to the mother's womb. It's pretty obvious.

Not to me. Eat your steak now. And consider my debt paid.

- As you wish. To the queen bee. - To Eve.

- Hello. - What have you done, robbed a supermarket?

Oh I've just brought some food supplies.

Last night that fridge didn't look well furnished.

I am part of the "help doctors in trouble" committee.

- If now I were to slam the door right in your face, who'd be in trouble?

- Me, because I would not know where to put all this stuff.

Okay, come in. Let's go.

Well, this time you ate with a lot of appetite.

Do I have to consider this as a good omen?

Good omen for what?

Well, for the continuation of the evening.

Listen, Giorgio, I hate every form of hypocrisy,

I am not a puritan and I act accordingly.

If I have something in my mind I express it clearly

and I always do what I choose. So, what's your plan?

But I have no plan, I'm just spending a lovely evening.

- Don't make me laugh... - Why?

You wanna fuck, right?

Well, to be honest you're embarassing me I... I... would have never...

Be sincere and answer. Do you want to make love with me?

Sorry, sorry, I wasn't prepared for this. But if you want to know it, yes, I want it.

And to be perfecty honest maybe I've even thought about it while on my way here.

It's the most natural thing in the world, since I like you.

But now, you see, I've changed my mind. I'm back at the newspaper.

Because my typewriter, in the end, is a lot more human than you.

- Giorgio. - What?

I'm sorry, I was wrong. Can We start over again?

Wanna dance?

That's a lot better.

You see, doctor, that after all you can also be a woman?

So, next you're gonna put your cheek next to mine.

Then you're gonna try to get me a bit drunk. Or not?

- No. Not even close. - No? And what are you gonna do then?

- Is this what you want? - No! No! Let me go!

Don't you want to make love?

Not this way. Violence disgusts me. It's beastly.

Listen, Daniela, I didn't mean to be a brute, but you keep embarassing me.

I can't be an hypocryte when I feel something and I desire you.

Yes, I do too. But this is not a good reason

to forget manners, sweetness, warmness, tenderness.

You could start first with a caress,

here, then here, the ears, then the eyes, the mouth...

and then here and then...

Do I have still to suggest you what you have to do?

No, maybe not. Let's see.

- Am I doing well? - Yes, but put a little more effort.

They decided to come with us.

It looks like uncle needs to breathe some fresh air. Right, uncle?

It's a wonderful idea. And I want to see my cottage you two are enjoying in my absence.

- And you Maria, are you happy? - Of course, very happy my love.

We're all happy.

Uncle, look at the hitch-hicker. Beautiful, isn't she?

What are you talking about?

- Damn, she was hot! - She was a whore. Aren't you ashamed, at your age?

No way! I am a man, a real man! A real male, with everything working.

Don't get too excited or your dentures is gonna fall.

My cottage, what a fresh air.

- Oh, the basket! -I'll take it for you. - Thank you, Mich�, you're a good lad.

Air, hydrogen, oxigen, nitrogen, refreshes

everything, lungs and balls. Look at the landscape.

- They've almost found the wigs. - Yeah, you're really a god lad. -Don't tease me.

Hey look there!

What a bad day to have those two here.

- Maria, my love? - Yes?

How long will it take for lunch to be ready?

About an hour I think, why?

Because Michel and I were thinking about doing a bit of footing in the woods.

Allright? Bye.

Don't get too tired or you'll lose your appetite. Bye.

And you come inside or you'll get sick. "a real man", what an old moron.

Hey, you two! What's in there? What are you looking at?

Hush! Keep quiet!

- I want to see too! - Shut up, you pain in the ass. Go away, leave!

You filthy pervert! Take this!

Fuck you, you're crazy! And fuck you too, you damn spy!

Sluts! Whores! And you, come here! Come here immediately!

Come here, do your job, you damned voyeur!

No, i don't feel like it today. Tomorrow, honey, I promise.

Today I can't, after that knock on head you gave me.

Today you looked like an horny ram. What do those little whores have that I haven't got?

C'mon, Maria, please.

I just wanna be treated like a woman,

like one of those sluts in the woods. I am your wife, it's my right.

You say it like it's no big deal.

Ah so it's a big deal, now I'm going to show you.

Maria, please, let's wait a couple of days, let's be serious.

I'm your wife, it's my right! Undress yourself!

Undress yourself and get into the bed!

What are you doing, taking off my pijamas?

Yes, I'm taking off your pijamas...

Please, cut it off, it's no use.

Cut it off, it's not gonna work.

Fulfill your duty!

c'mon, go on like this

See, you're not so bad after all.

Yes, keep going.

Do you like it?

Holy mother of god, what a man you are.

You never loved me this way before.

Again, love me one more time.

Yes?

- Hello, wonderful creature, were you sleeping? - No, I was having a shower.

Ah, wonderful. Don't say anything, just let me

imagine your wonderful skin all wet and shiny.

Be serious, what do you want?

I want to invite you out for a week end. I know a little place

with all the romantic things you loathe so much,

like the soft music and the moonlighting.

It sounds horrible, but I'm sorry I can't join you.

I promised to my mother to pay her a visit.

She lives in the countryside and you know I never really have

a chance to go there during the week. It will be for another time.

Too bad. Have fun if you can. Call me when you're back.

Of course, honey, I'll call you.

In the meantime I'll be thinking about you every hour, every minute...

Don't exxagerate now.

You're the sexiest doctor I've ever met.

Hey what's going on here? Can we help you?

It must be the radiator.

What a disaster, my dear. You got all dirty, you look like a miner from Wales.

Quiet honey. Come with us, you can't stay

here in this condition. We live not far from here.

But I can't leave the car here in the middle of the road.

Oh nobody's gonna touch it, it doesn't even move.

I'll need a mechanic with a tow truck. Do you know where can I find a phone?

There's a motel about seven miles down the road,

but we're not going there, we turn right at the next junction.

You could phone from our place.

Yes, right, we have a cottage over the hill.

You can phone from there and in the meantime make yourself more presentable.

- I guess I have no other options. - Yes, come with us. -All right, I take the purse.

- You know what? Today I feel a bit lesbian. - Shut up!

Please.

What a bad weather today, but i'm sure it's sunny over the hill.

- Excuse me, do you have a lighter? - Oh, yes, there you are. -Thanks.

I guess I have to consider myself lucky for having met you.

We always help people stuck on the road, it's an habit of ours. Isn't it, my dear?

Yes, yes, you're very lucky.

Here we are. This is our small cottage. You see, it's sunny here.

- Yes, but it's still a little bit cold. - It's warm inside.

Come on in, this is the hall, upstairs are the bedrooms.

Please, this way. And this is the living room. What do you think of it?

Very nice. Furnished with taste, my compliments.

I furnished it. Please take a seat.

- Forgive me, but where's the phone? - I'll get it for you.

- Here it is. - Thank you.

I'm going to get the baggage in the car.

Hello, mom, it's Daniela, can you hear me?

I can't hear you well, do you hear me? Ok, then listen.

Yes, my car broke down on the road, now i'm with a nice couple that helped me.

Don't worry about me anyway, we're calling

up a mechanic to try to fix it up immediately.

I'll call you later, bye mom.

All right here?

Yes, thanks, i had to call mom my mom and reassure her about my misshap.

- How can we do for the mechanic? - Let me handle this, he's a friend of mine.

Hello, Anselmo, can you hear me? This line's always giving trouble.

There's the car of a friend of mine to pick up... the radiator... Can you hear me?

Okay, allright, don't move, i'll come at your place and explain everything.

I'll be there in about ten minutes. All right, don't move, bye.

Everything's arranged, but I'd better go with him

to explain everything and supervise his work. Later.

Oh, the car's keys.

In the meantime I suggest you have a bath.

It will make you feel better. Lola will take care of everything.

- I think your husband's right. I'll have a bath. - Oh, yes.

So what's going on here?

Oh, nothing, my dear.

What about the car?

I took care of it, they'll bring it here tomorrow. For tonight you'll be our guest.

We have plenty of food, and if you have to call someone feel free to use the phone.

Well, but where did my clothes end up?

Oh, they're hanging out to dry, but for tomorrow morning they'll be ready.

Lola will give you something of hers, I'm sure it'll be just fine.

But now we're going to prepare a delicious lunch.

I can help you out, if you want.

Oh, god forbid. You're a guest. Get some rest,

make yourself comfortable, we'll call you when it's ready.

Thank you.

See you later.

Come here.

Thanks again for the lunch, it was really delicious.

- Lola is a great cook. - Thanks, honey.

Would you like to dance?

I've never danced with a woman.

I didn't know you were such a formalist. What's the difference?

None, I guess. At least i think.

Me too.

What's wrong? Why did you stop?

My head's spinning. I'm very tired, I'd better get some rest.

But it's only 11 p. m. It's still early.

Please, I said I want to go to sleep.

Damn.

What do you want? An answer is superfluous.

You guys are sick. You should be interned in a clinic.

Do you think so?

We already know what's the best cure.

We were about to come up to your room. Weren't we, honey?

Of course!

Come here.

I won't allow you to abuse of me, keep that in mind.

Have you heard the girl? She wants no violence. Poor little girl.

But we don't mean to abuse of you. C'mon, with the both of us, you're gonna like it.

Stop moving!

To your ex-owners.

Police? It's dr. Mauri, of the civic hospital. I've just neutered two pigs.

I think I'm in the woods near the state road.

Anyway you could trace this phone to find the address.

I'm at your disposal.

NO! THE BALLS!

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