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You're teaming up
with the guys from Ghosted.
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I could have died in there!
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Aw, somebody need a hug?
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Only on Fox.
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Previously on Ghosted...
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One of our finest agents,
Mike Checker, disappeared.
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If anything happens to me
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find Detective Leroy Wright
and Dr. Max Jennifer.
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Remember the big guy
from the power plant?
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- Yeah.
- He took his own head off,
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and he just, like, set it on a table.
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Oh, my God. That's my wife.
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I have to know, were you abducted?
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Do not look for me.
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Hey, uh, you mind if we work
in here, uh, skateboard-wise?
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A little.
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We don't usually like to skate
with narcs.
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- Narcs?
- Yeah, right.
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Please. My man Skeeter here
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make Tony Hawk look like
freaking Tony Stark.
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- Boosh.
- Yeah, but Tony Stark is awesome.
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Never mind. Hey, Gonzo.
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'Sup?
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I'm gonna show these fools
how real it can get.
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Oh. Y'all in for a treat.
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Set it up. Come on, rip that trick.
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Balance, baby.
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Right?
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- Call that a tail grind.
- Dope.
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That's already the name of something.
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- Oh, is it?
- You so smart, let's see you try it.
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- Yeah.
- Come on, come on.
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I bet you 50 bucks you can't do it.
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50 bucks? Show 'em, Luke.
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- Punk him out.
- 50 bananas.
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Punk you out.
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Hey, he's starting to pull it off.
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I think I might give it a new name.
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- Mors vincit omnia,
- Ooh.
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acclinis falsis
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animus mellora rucusat. Porkits...
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Perniciem?
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Solet...
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- Serin...
- Keep going, Max!
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uh... Felicitus...
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Jones... Is that something?
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I think that's an actress.
The spell was your deal.
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I had the sacred ring of salt.
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Hey! No! Aah!
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Great. Great.
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Wait a second.
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It's sugar.
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Yeah.
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I had to cut it a little bit.
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Who has that much salt at home?
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, you guys do know that
your friend is a devil, right?
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They don't care. They don't care.
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synced and corrected by susinz
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So, this is the fifth case in a row
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that you two have bungled.
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How did you screw this one up?
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Well, you know,
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demons are tough.
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Think about it. For thousands of years
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their number one enemy...
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- God.
- God.
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The man upstairs. And he's no slouch.
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And, you know, he's barely
been able to make a dent.
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Well, you just have an excuse
for everything, don't you?
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- Well...
- Let's see, last week it was that, uh,
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"Swamp cephalopods are too slippery."
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- Plus, they smell like fish booty.
- Leroy,
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have you completely forgotten
all of your LAPD training?
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Criminal behavior's predictable.
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If the wife is dead, the husband did it.
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Arsonists return
to the scene of the crime.
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Yeah, and shoplifters
steal mostly orange stuff.
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Little piece of info from the
new Malcolm Gladwell. No biggie.
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In this job, the rules are different.
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You can kill this thing
with silver bullets,
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but these things over here
you got to trap
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inside a mirror, make 'em
say their name backwards.
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I yearn for the simple pleasures
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of chasing a crackhead
through a farmers' market.
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So what you're saying is you're not
sure that you're right for this job.
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No, no. Hold on. No, I...
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I didn't hear that.
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I don't... I don't think I did.
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Look, we are in a slump, okay?
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But, you know, this is where we belong.
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I mean, y-your top agent, he
asked for us by name, remember?
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Yes, I do remember that, Max.
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And I would really like to ask
Agent Checker why he said that,
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but you know what, I can't,
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because you two haven't found him yet.
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That is true.
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But we-we have some solid leads.
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- Right, Leroy?
- I started using his dentist.
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- What?
- He did such a gentle cleaning.
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All right, look, you two
are benched until you've
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gone through a full
performance evaluation.
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What?!
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- Geez, Annie...
- That way.
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Cryptids... how do we identify them?
How do we kill them?
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Is it ever all right
to make love to them?
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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Okay, you can't be helping him.
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My knee hurts.
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Targets can be identified and tracked
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by their unique energy signatures.
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Humans, animals, various combinations.
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- That a chupacabra?
- Very good, Leroy.
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Go!
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Come on, Max!
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I didn't want to get dirty.
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What's that thing?
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Some of the space
agencies identify those
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as glitches.
Some of our satellites are junk.
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Come on! Faster!
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Yeah!
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- We crushed it!
- Nailed it to the wall,
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then nailed the wall to
the side of a mountain!
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Yeah!
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These are the worst test results
we've ever seen.
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Yeah. You were 50% lower
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than the next worst recruit.
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- What?
- And they were kangaroos.
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- Captain LaFrey is not gonna like this.
- Yeah.
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On the flip side, I'm willing
to lie and change everything.
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I'm very loyal.
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I almost went to prison for my cousin.
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That's okay.
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LaFrey was right.
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We're not meant for this job.
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- Wha...
- I'm gonna go in there, thank her
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for the opportunity,
and then have myself a "me day."
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Probably go to the Turkish bath,
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- get my plotz on.
- Wha... Hold on.
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Before anyone starts... plotzing,
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- we need to talk about this.
- Max. It's over.
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Okay, partner meeting.
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I'm calling an emergency
partner meeting right now.
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Let's go. Come on.
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Leroy, listen, you can't tell me
you're gonna let some evaluation
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tell us if we're supposed
to be here or not.
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Man, those are just numbers.
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This is our destiny.
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I don't believe in destiny.
Numbers, on the other hand,
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are the basis of
everything I believe in:
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money, bingo,
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and winning money at bingo.
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I'm dope at bingo.
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Aren't you the least bit curious
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as to why Checker chose
us in the first place?
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Maybe he faked his abduction
to avoid paying off a debt.
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Maybe he's on Pitbull's yacht in St.
Barts
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- laughing at us.
- Oh, my God.
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Y-You sound... you sound crazy.
Do you know that?
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- You're crazy.
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Okay, so I'm the crazy one now.
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All right, well, you know
what I'm not gonna do?
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I'm not gonna stay
somewhere I don't belong
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just because I feel like
I'm some kind of special,
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- magical, chosen person.
- Oh, that's great.
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That's great, Leroy. Why
don't you just go back, then?
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Go back to the "regular world,"
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where everything you can't understand
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is just waved off as some sort of hoax
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or hallucination or glitch.
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Leroy!
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Okay, so the night Checker was abducted,
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we saw that big bald guy
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just ejecting all of this
energy up into the ship.
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Right? Well, I think that
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that energy is the alien species,
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and they were using the bald guy
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and whoever else as hosts.
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Okay, so you think Checker
is walking around
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with an alien inside him somewhere.
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He hasn't shown up
on any of our surveillance.
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Well, yeah,
because anyone walking around
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with that kind of energy inside them
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isn't gonna show up as human
on any of our sensors.
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- It would read as a glitch.
- Exactly.
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- That's from six months ago.
- Come on, Max,
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it's an interesting theory,
but this all seems random.
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Okay.
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Does that seem random?
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That's from last night.
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Zoom into that cluster
and put up the satellite view.
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Recognize him?
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Oh, my God.
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That's the guy from the fro-yo place.
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What? No. That's Checker.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah...
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What the hell's going on?
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- Oh, hey. Hey.
- Hi. Hey.
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I was just looking for my contact lens.
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- There it is. Right there.
- Oh. Thanks, Leroy.
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Leroy, I thought you were done
with the Bureau.
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- Something came up.
- We had to look for my contact lens.
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- Yeah.
- So I was like,
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"Hey, man, will you help me out?"
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I was like, "Yeah, I'll help you..."
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Okay, just stop.
Tell me what's going on.
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Oh, my God, it's...
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Shh...
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I'm so excited, I could dance.
I could dance so hard.
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But I'm a professional.
Please, carry on.
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- Okay...
- No one can know about this.
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Well, you know I have to tell
Captain LaFrey.
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Annie, listen, all we need is
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five hours to follow this lead,
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and if we come back empty-handed,
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then we'll personally deliver this
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and our test scores to LaFrey
and accept our fate.
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We need this.
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Five hours.
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- You're the best.
- Thank you.
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We're finally here. We are finally
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on our way to finding Checker.
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We're finally gonna...
I don't know, get some answers.
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- We might find Checker.
- Well...
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And even if we do and
your theory is correct,
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that could be much, much worse.
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Dude was a badass
before he had alien strength.
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Alien strength? What... What's that?
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How do we know he's even strong?
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What, you think aliens are weak?
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How do we know they're not weak?
I mean, see,
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- that's what I'm saying, we don't know.
- Dude, we saw an alien.
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He punched through the wall, remember?
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Well, he was a really big guy,
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and that was a very old wall, Leroy.
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I mean, you know,
we don't know these things.
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- Really?
- Yeah, really.
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Listen, we can handle
whatever's thrown at us.
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You're a badass, Leroy. I'm a badass.
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We're badasses. Okay?
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Look, I don't know if you know this,
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but around the office, our nickname,
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as a duo: The Badass Brothers.
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Aren't you more a badass
by association? BABA.
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Look, there is no possible way
we're gonna get our jobs back
252
00:09:49,892 --> 00:09:51,994
unless we do something right.
253
00:09:52,152 --> 00:09:55,437
Max, once this is over,
I'm done with the Bureau.
254
00:09:55,531 --> 00:09:57,318
- No, n-n-n-no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
255
00:09:57,351 --> 00:09:59,720
No, n-n-n-no. Leroy,
you cannot say that.
256
00:09:59,753 --> 00:10:03,093
You cannot tell me you are done
with this place. Okay?
257
00:10:03,159 --> 00:10:06,562
If we do find Checker, will you
at least be willing to admit
258
00:10:06,691 --> 00:10:10,859
that maybe, just maybe,
this was meant to be?
259
00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:12,953
That we were meant to be.
260
00:10:13,386 --> 00:10:15,468
Right now, I'm just focusing on
finding the guy
261
00:10:15,493 --> 00:10:16,794
that got me into this.
262
00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:18,679
Think that was a yes.
263
00:10:20,822 --> 00:10:24,392
Huh. I guess there's not much
going on out here, huh?
264
00:10:24,659 --> 00:10:26,976
Leave it there. Leave it there.
I kind of dig it, actually.
265
00:10:27,581 --> 00:10:29,716
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. Yeah.
266
00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:32,335
Yeah, this is good stuff.
267
00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:39,593
So, you think all of
these people were abducted
268
00:10:39,618 --> 00:10:41,359
and have aliens inside of them?
269
00:10:42,354 --> 00:10:43,679
Yes, I do.
270
00:10:45,389 --> 00:10:47,925
Wish I could tell you what the
hell they were doing, though.
271
00:10:48,311 --> 00:10:52,414
Man... I mean, that dude just
looks like someone's dad.
272
00:10:52,726 --> 00:10:53,890
Yeah, totally.
273
00:10:54,397 --> 00:10:56,967
"This, uh, 401K
274
00:10:56,992 --> 00:10:58,414
"really chaps my hide.
275
00:10:58,439 --> 00:11:00,141
"Someone get me my cholesterol medicine,
276
00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:01,834
please. Mm-hmm."
277
00:11:01,908 --> 00:11:04,359
Here. Ooh, ooh, let me see, let me see.
278
00:11:04,755 --> 00:11:07,843
Oh, check her out. "Oh, oh, my kittens.
279
00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:09,218
"Where are my kittens?
280
00:11:09,243 --> 00:11:10,844
I don't know what to do
with my kittens..."
281
00:11:10,869 --> 00:11:12,570
She has so many kittens. It's crazy.
282
00:11:12,824 --> 00:11:13,875
We shouldn't be doing this.
283
00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,234
These people are going through
a horrible ordeal.
284
00:11:15,824 --> 00:11:17,760
You're probably right abo...
285
00:11:28,745 --> 00:11:30,613
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
286
00:11:43,115 --> 00:11:44,450
- Hello, boys.
- Whoa!
287
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,410
No.
288
00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:49,567
Don't move.
289
00:11:50,091 --> 00:11:51,434
You guys shouldn't have come.
290
00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:53,762
How you doing?
291
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,793
I can't believe it's him. What do we do?
292
00:11:56,557 --> 00:11:58,694
Grab the handcuffs out
of my back left pocket.
293
00:11:58,899 --> 00:11:59,988
Okay.
294
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,793
- Back left pants pocket!
- Okay.
295
00:12:03,443 --> 00:12:04,832
How high do you wear your pants?
296
00:12:07,998 --> 00:12:10,293
I don't... I don't know
how to use handcuffs, I...
297
00:12:10,746 --> 00:12:12,135
Well, I can't do the cuffs and the gun.
298
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,192
You do it. You do it.
299
00:12:13,217 --> 00:12:14,860
I can't do the cuffs
and the gun... I got the gun.
300
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,254
I can't... I don't... Okay. Okay.
301
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,949
Don't move, or I swear...
302
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,918
I'll go get the gun!
303
00:12:37,943 --> 00:12:39,340
Don't announce it.
304
00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:53,231
Shwaaa!
305
00:12:57,057 --> 00:12:59,026
Oh, my God, Leroy,
you kicked his head off.
306
00:12:59,575 --> 00:13:01,762
I didn't know you could kick shwaa.
307
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,067
Grab the head, let's go.
308
00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:07,577
Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
309
00:13:12,477 --> 00:13:14,895
- Damn!
- Oh. Gun it!
310
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,551
Gun-Gun it! Gun it!
311
00:13:20,357 --> 00:13:21,613
- Do it again.
- What?
312
00:13:21,638 --> 00:13:23,173
Reverse it. Back over the body.
313
00:13:23,198 --> 00:13:24,473
You have to make sure it's dead!
314
00:13:26,295 --> 00:13:27,527
Ah...
315
00:13:29,745 --> 00:13:30,863
Cool?
316
00:13:31,607 --> 00:13:33,709
Maybe just once more for good measure?
317
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,090
Man, I think I messed up the suspension.
318
00:13:41,842 --> 00:13:43,832
Aah. Ugh!
319
00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:48,981
I cannot believed
you armed those idiots.
320
00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,574
Where the hell have you two been, huh?
321
00:13:51,746 --> 00:13:53,402
Do you have any idea what kind
of trouble you are in?
322
00:13:53,427 --> 00:13:54,761
We found Checker.
323
00:13:56,228 --> 00:13:57,229
Surprise.
324
00:14:02,418 --> 00:14:05,363
So, it seems they're using
human being as hosts.
325
00:14:05,395 --> 00:14:07,082
There were eight just like him.
326
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,793
Just one... One sec, one sec, uh...
327
00:14:09,387 --> 00:14:10,660
Hey, that's my banana.
328
00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:12,504
- There we go.
- Okay.
329
00:14:12,529 --> 00:14:15,863
So this device should
temporarily neutralize
330
00:14:16,009 --> 00:14:17,543
the aliens' energy
331
00:14:17,661 --> 00:14:20,432
and allow our old pal Checker's
winning personality
332
00:14:20,457 --> 00:14:21,606
to shine through.
333
00:14:21,631 --> 00:14:24,020
Or it will just melt his brain,
334
00:14:24,045 --> 00:14:25,762
and goo will just come out
of his ears. Okay?
335
00:14:25,786 --> 00:14:27,027
Ready. One,
336
00:14:27,481 --> 00:14:29,621
two, three.
337
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:39,794
Agent Checker?
338
00:14:39,908 --> 00:14:41,130
What? What?
339
00:14:41,318 --> 00:14:42,575
Where the-where the hell am I?
340
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,966
Agent Checker, calm down, okay?
341
00:14:43,991 --> 00:14:45,060
It's Captain LaFrey.
342
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,853
- Who?
- Captain LaFrey.
343
00:14:46,878 --> 00:14:48,271
- Captain LaFrey?
- Yeah.
344
00:14:48,599 --> 00:14:51,404
We have reason to believe
that you were abducted
345
00:14:51,429 --> 00:14:53,294
by some form of extraterrestrial.
346
00:14:53,319 --> 00:14:54,357
What?
347
00:14:54,575 --> 00:14:55,849
W-Where the hell is my body?
348
00:14:55,882 --> 00:14:57,521
Is it... is it okay?
349
00:14:57,546 --> 00:14:59,677
Of course it's okay.
His body's okay, right?
350
00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:01,997
Um... Yeah.
351
00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:04,427
Yeah, it's terrific. Congrats.
352
00:15:04,619 --> 00:15:07,325
Hi, Agent Checker, I'm Max Jennifer.
353
00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:09,285
We have a lot of questions for you.
354
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,443
Wait a minute.
355
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,552
Professor Jennifer.
356
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:14,904
Detective Wright.
357
00:15:15,254 --> 00:15:16,388
You guys found me.
358
00:15:16,606 --> 00:15:17,661
This is good.
359
00:15:17,799 --> 00:15:19,638
This is very good.
360
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,185
Okay, why is that good?
361
00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,179
And w-why did you want us?
362
00:15:24,888 --> 00:15:26,371
It looks like I don't have much time,
363
00:15:26,396 --> 00:15:27,638
so I'll get started.
364
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,691
Before my abduction,
I uploaded the evidence
365
00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:31,771
that I discovered of these alien beings
366
00:15:32,205 --> 00:15:34,349
in my own private, encrypted server.
367
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,833
I call this alien race
the Illuminescents.
368
00:15:36,858 --> 00:15:39,529
They possess the ability to
travel through the multiverse.
369
00:15:39,554 --> 00:15:42,068
In parallel universes, they
already conquered many versions
370
00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:44,232
- of Earth similar to ours.
- Similar to ours?
371
00:15:44,257 --> 00:15:46,700
And as you can see,
some haven't fared so well.
372
00:15:47,365 --> 00:15:50,029
Now, I don't know what their
endgame is, but the aliens
373
00:15:50,054 --> 00:15:51,997
possess our bodies, our minds,
374
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,814
they use up our resources,
375
00:15:54,529 --> 00:15:57,396
leave the Earth in a state
of total destruction.
376
00:15:57,421 --> 00:16:00,021
Okay, but, again, why us? I mean,
377
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,323
- what do we have to do with this?
- Well, in every reality
378
00:16:02,348 --> 00:16:04,005
where the aliens invaded Earth,
379
00:16:04,474 --> 00:16:06,318
you two came the closest
to stopping them.
380
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,634
Us? Me and him?
381
00:16:08,925 --> 00:16:10,627
Max Jennifer and Leroy Wright?
382
00:16:10,652 --> 00:16:12,987
- A mall cop and a bookstore clerk?
- Okay.
383
00:16:13,012 --> 00:16:15,514
In one reality, you're a lawyer,
you're a truck driver.
384
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,052
Another, you two run a successful
385
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,224
doggie daycare business
together. That's not the point.
386
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,434
What matters is that every single time,
387
00:16:21,468 --> 00:16:24,075
you two always come the closest
to stopping them.
388
00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:26,216
The "closest to stopping them"?
389
00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:28,302
Like, we almost save the world,
390
00:16:28,327 --> 00:16:29,982
but everyone dies anyway?
391
00:16:30,007 --> 00:16:32,224
What do the other us-es do wrong?
392
00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:34,605
W-What... Should we start working out?
393
00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:35,707
Take karate lessons?
394
00:16:35,732 --> 00:16:36,850
Hot yoga?
395
00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:38,075
W-What, like, can you tell us
396
00:16:38,108 --> 00:16:39,276
something that'll help us?
397
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,427
S... S-Stop...
398
00:16:41,714 --> 00:16:42,880
Claire...
399
00:16:43,364 --> 00:16:44,552
Jennifer.
400
00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,216
M-My wife? Wait, wha...
401
00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:48,529
What are you talking about?
402
00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:53,366
Your world is ours.
403
00:16:53,399 --> 00:16:55,450
- Prepare to die.
- Whoa!
404
00:16:55,593 --> 00:16:58,083
- Do something!
- Hey, hey, give me the, uh, Taser.
405
00:16:58,108 --> 00:16:59,013
This thing is going to explode.
406
00:16:59,038 --> 00:16:59,982
- Max!
- Okay.
407
00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:01,175
Annie, do something with this!
408
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,618
- What?
- Annie, you're up.
409
00:17:02,643 --> 00:17:03,769
Come on, get going!
410
00:17:03,794 --> 00:17:05,568
Uh, we can create an EMP cannon,
411
00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:07,862
and it should decimate
the head's charge.
412
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,935
- It's gonna blow.
- Give me the damn gun!
413
00:17:11,766 --> 00:17:13,168
Good night, sweet prince.
414
00:17:24,258 --> 00:17:26,818
He was a true hero, and will be missed.
415
00:17:29,457 --> 00:17:31,043
Seems like a cool guy.
416
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,154
He had a cool accent.
417
00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:36,014
I felt like, if he had a body,
418
00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:38,176
I-I would've wanted to hug him.
419
00:17:38,338 --> 00:17:39,786
He had cool jackets.
420
00:17:40,069 --> 00:17:43,200
That's-that's a... enviable...
421
00:17:43,388 --> 00:17:44,747
- ..attribute.
- Shut up.
422
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:46,927
You disobeyed my orders,
423
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,708
you brought a hostile entity
into this bureau
424
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,325
and you were involved
425
00:17:51,368 --> 00:17:53,599
in the death of a beloved agent.
426
00:17:53,911 --> 00:17:56,513
Oh, and I'm gonna get rid of my
Far Side calendar and have one
427
00:17:56,538 --> 00:17:58,139
made of these: your test scores,
428
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,927
because that's how funny they are.
429
00:18:00,168 --> 00:18:01,637
Who cares about test scores?
430
00:18:01,858 --> 00:18:03,904
We just found out
we are the chosen ones.
431
00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:05,972
Yeah, but what if we're not?
432
00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:09,333
I mean, we probably aren't.
433
00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:13,474
I mean, these things,
they have been coming
434
00:18:13,499 --> 00:18:15,146
and destroying our planet
435
00:18:15,171 --> 00:18:18,443
over and over again
for who knows how long?
436
00:18:19,005 --> 00:18:22,029
With power beyond
our comprehension, Leroy.
437
00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:23,450
I don't think you get it.
438
00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:25,497
It's over.
439
00:18:26,294 --> 00:18:29,495
Do you know what the odds are
that we're the Max and Leroy
440
00:18:29,529 --> 00:18:31,372
that are finally gonna stop them? I do.
441
00:18:31,506 --> 00:18:33,021
Okay? Look.
442
00:18:37,488 --> 00:18:39,357
24%? That's not bad, actually.
443
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:43,521
Oh, sorry, that's the APR
on this credit card.
444
00:18:44,279 --> 00:18:46,740
- There you go.
- Point zero, zero, zero, zer...
445
00:18:46,765 --> 00:18:49,302
You know what, Max?
I don't care about that.
446
00:18:49,555 --> 00:18:50,825
Here's what I get:
447
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:54,115
it's not about the odds,
it's about faith.
448
00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:57,786
You're the one that taught me
to believe in the unbelievable.
449
00:18:57,914 --> 00:18:59,724
And right now, I'm choosing to believe
450
00:18:59,749 --> 00:19:01,618
in the most unbelievable thing of all,
451
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:03,365
and that's you and I
452
00:19:03,945 --> 00:19:06,404
may be humanity's best hope.
453
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:09,279
I hate to admit it, Max,
but I think he's right.
454
00:19:09,659 --> 00:19:11,169
So what's it gonna be, Max?
455
00:19:12,345 --> 00:19:14,513
You gonna go back to your
job at the bookstore?
456
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,083
Quietly wait for the apocalypse,
457
00:19:17,528 --> 00:19:20,364
while racking up high interest
rate credit card debt?
458
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,466
Or are you and I gonna
show Agent Checker
459
00:19:24,735 --> 00:19:26,544
his sacrifice meant something?
460
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,365
Well...
461
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,025
Bookstore's closed anyway.
462
00:19:33,059 --> 00:19:34,232
I mean, print's dead.
463
00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:38,700
My man.
464
00:19:41,479 --> 00:19:43,599
All right, you two chosen ones.
465
00:19:45,097 --> 00:19:46,599
Go home and get some rest.
466
00:19:46,966 --> 00:19:48,668
You're back in the field tomorrow.
467
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:49,997
Yes, ma'am.
468
00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:56,396
Query:
469
00:19:57,817 --> 00:20:00,052
are you guys still officially married?
470
00:20:00,281 --> 00:20:01,365
We are.
471
00:20:02,991 --> 00:20:04,115
Okay.
472
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,833
I don't want to overstep my bounds here,
473
00:20:07,197 --> 00:20:09,866
but you might want to consider
filing for divorce,
474
00:20:10,263 --> 00:20:12,341
on the grounds that your wife
may be part of a plot
475
00:20:12,366 --> 00:20:14,368
to end humankind as we know it.
476
00:20:14,573 --> 00:20:16,036
Yeah, that's a pretty good call.
477
00:20:16,888 --> 00:20:17,990
Oh, uh, hey,
478
00:20:18,663 --> 00:20:20,958
what do you think of the name
"the Illuminescents"?
479
00:20:21,529 --> 00:20:22,724
- For the aliens?
- Yeah.
480
00:20:22,749 --> 00:20:24,575
- No disrespect to Checker, but...
- Right.
481
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,216
Sounds like opening band
at a prog rock festival.
482
00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:28,997
- Yeah.
- You know? I'd just go with...
483
00:20:29,164 --> 00:20:30,622
- Zappers.
- Zappers.
484
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,443
Yeah. Yeah, that's...
no, that's cool. Yeah.
485
00:20:32,468 --> 00:20:34,646
I-I mean, I was just...
off the top of my head,
486
00:20:34,671 --> 00:20:35,966
I was thinking, the Energons?
487
00:20:35,991 --> 00:20:38,161
You want it to be defeatable.
You want it to sound like...
488
00:20:38,824 --> 00:20:41,115
Y-You could tell people,
"Hey, the Zappers are coming.
489
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,341
- We got this."
- Which I'm not sure we want?
490
00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:45,325
Just because, do we want
to c-cushion the blow,
491
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:46,952
or do we want people
to be careful, or...
492
00:20:46,977 --> 00:20:48,380
I mean, it just depends
on what you want.
493
00:20:48,405 --> 00:20:50,575
Energons is like,
"Oh, uh, oh, my God, uh...
494
00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:52,706
It's... We're doomed."
Everybody's gonna go crazy.
495
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:54,786
We need it to not be chaos.
496
00:20:54,993 --> 00:20:56,950
Okay. I mean, I think "the Energons"
497
00:20:56,975 --> 00:20:58,888
puts the appropriate amount of fear...
498
00:20:59,328 --> 00:21:00,763
Oh, Max.
499
00:21:01,186 --> 00:21:02,763
What's going to happen to us?
500
00:21:04,052 --> 00:21:05,146
Good night.
501
00:21:05,171 --> 00:21:06,450
Good night, Max.
502
00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:12,294
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