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[MAN SINGING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. HOME VIDEO

[GROWLING]

[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]

[GROWLING]

GET 'EM! THERE!

MOVE! COME ON!

YOU GOT IT!

[SCREECHING]

[SIREN]

[SCREECHING]

[WHIMPERING]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

* HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE RIDDEN *

* HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE RIDDEN *

* RIDE *

* HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE RIDDEN *

* HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE RIDDEN *

* RIDE *

* RIDE THE LEMON PEELER *

* RIDE *

* RIDE THE LEMON PEELER... *

[TIRES SCREECH]

STOP! GET BACK HERE!

* NOW RIDE *

* NOW RIDE *

* RIDE THE LEMON PEELER *

* RIDE *

* RIDE THE LEMON PEELER *

OH, JEEZ!

[SIREN]

* MY LEMON PEELER **

HEY, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

YOU GUYS ARE GETTING A LOT FASTER.

[WHISTLES]

HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

NEXT TIME, I'M NOT COMING DOWN HERE TO PICK YOU UP.

THEY CAN KEEP YOU FOR A FEW DAYS. I'LL GET SOME PEACE.

I WAS JUST PRACTICING FOR MY ROAD TEST.

YOUR ROAD TEST IS TWO YEARS AWAY.

HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M AN OVERACHIEVER.

DON'T BE SMART.

COME ON. YOU USED TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.

YOU ARE SKATING ON THIN ICE, PAL. YOU KNOW THE RULES.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN SCHOOL.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.

IT'S BEEN HARD ENOUGH SINCE YOUR FATHER WALKED OUT ON US.

I NEED YOU TO HELP ME. IF HE WAS HERE, YOU KNOW--

YEAH, WELL, HE'S NOT HERE, IS HE?

YOUR HOURS ARE 4:00 TO 6:00 MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY.

IF YOU DO BETTER AT SCHOOL

AND IF YOU SHOW SOME RESPONSIBILITY,

WE'LL FORGET ABOUT MILITARY SCHOOL. IF NOT...

THERE'S GOT TO BE A LAW OR SOMETHING AGAINST THIS.

I'M GOING TO LOOK IT UP.

AND YOU SAID I HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

NO, DON'T TELL ME.

COME ON. YOU DON'T EXPECT ME

TO CLEAN UP AFTER THAT GIANT HAIRBALL, DO YOU?

PLEASE DO NOT REFER TO HER AS A HAIRBALL.

SHE HAS FEELINGS, TOO.

AND, YES, MAINTAINING HER CAGE

IS PART OF YOUR JOB. COME ON.

NOW, YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE

THAT SHE'S SECURE IN HER SLEEP AREA

BEFORE YOU GO INTO HER PLAY AREA

AND VICE VERSA, RIGHT?

YOU NEVER GO INTO THE CAGE WITH HER.

[GROWLING]

I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT IF I WERE YOU.

WHAT'S HER PROBLEM?

WELL, SHE DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE VERY MUCH.

I GUESS YOU TWO ARE GOING TO GET ALONG JUST FINE.

KATIE, YOU REMEMBER RICK, DON'T YOU?

HE'S GOING TO BE WORKING HERE NOW,

SO BE NICE, ALL RIGHT?

HE'S A FRIEND--

FRIEND.

I REALLY HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE,

BUT SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING.

OH, NO, SHE DOES. SHE'S GOT A BIG VOCABULARY

BECAUSE I SPEAK

AT THE SAME TIME I'M SIGNING TO HER,

SO SHE UNDERSTANDS A LOT OF SPOKEN WORDS.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY?

TELL HER TO-- "GO TO BED, KATIE."

COME ON. YOU USED TO DO THIS WITH GRANDMA

ALL THE TIME WHEN SHE WAS AROUND. JUST TRY.

THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

ECSTATIC.

GET TO WORK.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT WAS THAT?

WHAT?

[GRUNTING]

THAT'S THE SIGN

FOR DIRTY TOILET.

SHE JUST INSULTED YOU.

[GRR]

[GRR]

[WHIMPERS]

UH! UH! UH! UH!

[WOMAN] HEY! HEY, YOU, OVER THERE!

LEAVE THE MACHINE ALONE!

HEY, NO THROWING!

CUT IT OUT RIGHT NOW!

MOVE OVER, BUTT LICK.

YOU'RE ON PRIVATE PROPERTY.

YOU HAVE A NICE TEACHER. SHE LOOKED PRETTY.

SEE YOU NEXT FALL.

TAKE IT OUTSIDE!

[GLASS BREAKS]

BOTH OF YOU! THANK YOU.

BOTTLES DON'T GO IN THERE, YOU KNOW.

WHAT?

BOTTLES GO IN THE RECYCLING BIN.

WHO ARE YOU? THE GARBAGE MONITOR?

WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO RECYCLE.

OH, AND WHAT IF I DON'T?

YOU PROVE YOU HAVE A BRAIN

THE SIZE OF A SESAME SEED,

AND THEN I RECYCLE THE BOTTLE FOR YOU.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I FEEL A LOT BETTER.

[BELL RINGS]

WHO IS THIS, KATIE?

WHO IS THIS?

[GRUNTS]

NO, NOT PRETTY BANANA.

WHO IS THIS, KATIE?

NO, NO.

WHO IS THIS, KATIE?

LOOK. RICK'S HERE.

HI, HON. HOW WAS SCHOOL?

IT SUCKED.

I LOVE THAT POSITIVE ATTITUDE.

KATIE. KATIE, COME HERE.

WHAT'S THIS?

IF SHE TOUCHES THE PAINT WHEN SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR,

THEN WE KNOW THAT SHE UNDERSTANDS SHE'S LOOKING AT HERSELF

AND NOT ANOTHER ANIMAL.

OH, KATIE!

[OOH OOH OOH]

MAYBE SHE'S HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU THREATEN TO SEND HER TO MILITARY SCHOOL?

THANKS, RICK. THAT'S REALLY CUTE.

[RUSTLING CANDY BAG]

YOU WANT SOME?

WANT SOME? UH! UH!

UH! UH! UH! NO!

WANT SOME? UH! UH!

HEY! HEY! HEY!

COME ON, HAIRBALL! THAT'S MY LAST PACK!

[GRUNTING]

[GIRL] AND IF I AM ELECTED YOUR CLASS PRESIDENT,

I WON'T BE AFRAID TO FACE THE TOUGH ISSUES--

DISSECTING ANIMALS, FOR EXAMPLE.

WHY SHOULD WE BE CUTTING UP FROGS AND SALAMANDERS

WHEN WE CAN USE COMPUTER MODELS?

WHY DO THESE ANIMALS HAVE TO DIE

JUST SO WE CAN SEE HOW THEIR INSIDES WORK?

THEY CAN'T SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.

THEY CAN'T TELL US HOW THEY FEEL.

[PFFT PFFT]

[BOY] COME ON! GET OVER IT!

HEY, BABE, DANCE OR SOMETHING.

SHUT UP!

[CROWD STOPS TALKING]

[BOY] WOW.

THANK YOU.

I'M GOING TO TAKE A STAND, AND I HOPE YOU WILL, TOO,

AND VOTE FOR ME, LACEY CARR. THANK YOU.

[APPLAUSE]

WELL, GOOD NIGHT, HAIRBALL.

DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T.

[LOCKS CAGE]

HEY, NO SPEAK-A GORILLA. SORRY.

[GRUNTING]

LOOK, MAYBE YOU CAN FOOL MY OLD LADY WITH THAT SIGN STUFF,

BUT I'M NOT IMPRESSED, O.K.?

I SAW A HORSE ONCE WHO COULD COUNT. BIG DEAL.

AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER HIM, EITHER.

I MEAN, MAYBE IF YOU COULD MOP OR EMPTY GARBAGE PAILS,

THAT'D BE SOMETHING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KNOCK IT OFF!

I JUST CLEANED UP! I JUST CLEANED UP IN THERE!

SHUCKS!

FORGET ABOUT YOU, HAIRBALL.

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?

YOU WANTED SOME WATER?

KATIE, GO IN YOUR SLEEP AREA.

GO TO BED. GO TO BED. GO--

[KEYS JANGLING]

[UNLOCKS DOOR]

WHAT--WHAT TIME? WHAT--YOU MEAN TIME?

OH, NO. NO, THANK YOU.

OH, UH, THANKS.

[OOH OOH OOH]

KATIE, LOOK.

YOU WATCHING?

THIS IS A BIRD.

THIS IS A BIRD. KATIE, LOOK.

KATIE, LOOK. A BIRD.

KATIE, LOOK. SEE? THAT IS A BIRD.

HERE, YOU TRY.

O.K., KATIE, DRAW--

DRAW A BIRD.

NO! KATIE, IT'S NOT FOOD.

NOT FOOD, KATIE.

LOOK.

THERE. SEE? YOU DID IT.

YOU DREW A BIRD. YOU DREW A BIRD.

GOOD GIRL.

[OOH OOH]

OH, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?

HAVE THIS RIGHT ACROSS YOUR NOSE.

AW, JEEZ, KATIE! OH, COME HERE.

I'M GOING TO GET YOU! OH! OH!

* HELLO, ROSA LEE *

* WHERE DID YOU GO LAST NIGHT? *

* HELLO, ROSA LEE *

* WHERE DID YOU GO LAST NIGHT? *

* CAME HOME THIS MORNING *

* SUN WAS SHINING BRIGHT *

* HELLO, ROSA LEE *

* WHERE DID YOU STAY LAST NIGHT? *

* TELL ME, ROSA LEE *

* WHERE DID YOU STAY LAST NIGHT? *

* HELLO, GOOD MORNING *

* SUN IS SHINING BRIGHT *

* HELLO, ROSA LEE *

* I WANT TO TAKE YOU HOME *

* HELLO, ROSA LEE *

* I WANT TO TAKE YOU HOME *

* I WANT TO TAKE YOU HOME *

* BUT YOU JUST WANT TO RIDE **

O.K., THE IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER HERE

IS THAT THIS ALL WASHES OFF.

WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

I'M JUST FOOLING AROUND.

FOOLING AROUND?

I WAS TRYING TO TEACH HER HOW TO DRAW.

SHE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FOOLING AROUND, RICK,

AND YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TEACH HER ANYTHING!

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, THIS IS SCIENCE, RICK!

THERE ARE CERTAIN WAYS THINGS HAVE TO BE DONE.

ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY.

THERE IS A PROGRAM THAT HAS TO BE FOLLOWED!

YOU PROBABLY SET ME BACK THREE WEEKS.

SHE WAS HAPPY FOR A FEW MINUTES, SO SHOOT ME.

[UH]

OH, KATIE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

ATTENTION, SHOPPERS.

DON'T MISS OUR SPECIAL

ON TUBE SOCKS

TODAY ONLY IN AISLE SIX

AND BE SURE TO CATCH

THE NEXT BOBO THE GORILLA SHOW

AT 3:00--

FROM DEEPEST, DARKEST AFRICA TO THE END OF AISLE SEVEN.

[LABORED BREATHING]

HEART MURMUR'S WORSE, GUS.

IT COULD BE A TEAR IN THE VALVE.

HARD TO SAY WITHOUT MORE TESTS.

HE SHOULD BE IN A FACILITY WHERE WE CAN MONITOR HIM.

I'M RUNNING A BUSINESS HERE, DARYL,

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE.

I'M JUST TELLING YOU WHAT'S BEST FOR THE ANIMAL, GUS.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT WHAT'S BEST FOR ME?

WHAT ABOUT WHAT'S BEST

FOR THOSE LITTLE KIDS BEHIND THE CURTAIN?

YOU DON'T WANT TO BREAK THEIR LITTLE HEARTS, DO YOU?

LOOK, DOC, ENOUGH SAID, O.K.?

THE GORILLA STAYS PUT.

I GOT TO GO FIRE SOME DRUNKEN WINDOW WASHERS.

SORRY, BIG FELLA.

I WANT HIM ON HIS FEET BY 3:00.

[GROANING]

[JUNGLE SOUNDS]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

MEG, I'M GLAD YOU COULD COME TO SEE ME ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.

IT SOUNDED URGENT. SO WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

IT'S ABOUT MY GORILLA, MISS HELLER.

WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?

WELL, MEG, SOMETHING'S COME UP.

HERE. TAKE A SEAT.

MY NAME'S MARGARET. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

UM, MR. CHARNLEY NEEDS HIS GORILLA BACK.

UNFORTUNATELY, MEG, MY OLD GORILLA DROPPED DEA--

UH, PASSED AWAY,

SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE HER BACK.

YOU CAN'T TAKE HER BACK. WE HAVE A LEASE.

WHICH, AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT, EXPIRED LAST WEEK.

THEN YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO RENEW IT FOR US.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, CHARNLEY.

I MEAN, YOU CAN'T TAKE HER.

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY STUDY,

AND YOU CAN'T TAKE HER RIGHT NOW.

LOOK, I BOUGHT THIS GORILLA

TO REPLACE THE BOBE WHEN THE TIME CAME.

THE TIME HAS COME.

YOU WERE JUST A CARETAKER, SWEETHEART.

YOU KNEW THAT.

I ALSO KNOW THAT WE HAVE THE OPTION TO BUY HER IN OUR LEASE.

WE'RE EXERCISING THAT OPTION NOW, AREN'T WE, WALTER?

WALTER?

AHEM.

O.K., HAIRBALL, GET READY TO PIG

AS YOU HAVE NEVER PIGGED BEFORE.

YOU GOT TO GET HER BACK!

I CAN'T. THE GORILLA DOESN'T BELONG TO ME.

THE GORILLA? HER NAME IS KATIE!

I KNOW HER NAME. I'VE WORKED WITH HER FOR OVER A YEAR.

HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS.

OH, COME ON!

HE OWNS HER, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU OR I CAN DO ABOUT THAT.

SO YOU'RE JUST GIVING UP?

I DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIGHT FOR HER?

OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU NEVER FIGHT FOR ANYTHING.

YOU'LL JUST LET HER GO

THE SAME WAY YOU LET DAD GO!

YOU ARE SKATING ON THIN ICE, PAL!

WE BETTER HAVE A FAMILY MEETING ABOUT THIS.

WHAT FAMILY? IT TAKES THREE TO BE A FAMILY!

[DOOR SLAMS]

[LIGHTS BUZZING]

[GRUNTING]

ATTENTION, SHOPPERS.

STEP RIGHT UP TO SEE KATIE THE GORILLA.

IT'S SHOWTIME.

OH!OH!OH!

[KATIE GRUNTING]

AAH!AAH!AAH!

[GRR]

HEY!

WATCH IT!

LOOK, I WANT YOU OUT, TOO.

KATIE.

I KNOW. I'M SORRY.

YOU CAN TALK TO HIM?

IT'S A HER.

WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DO THAT?

MY GRANDMOTHER. SHE WAS DEAF.

I FORGOT MOST OF IT, BUT NOW I, UH...

WOW.

YEAH.

SHE LOOKS SAD.

SHE DOESN'T BELONG IN THERE.

SHE DOESN'T LIKE CROWDS.

THEY SCARE HER.

YOU LOOK SAD, TOO.

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.

[GRUNTING]

KATIE.

GO OVER THERE, O.K.? GO OVER THERE.

UH! UH!

KATIE, WAIT! WAIT!

COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.

UH! UH!

[BELL RINGS]

KATIE! KATIE!

KATIE, BE QUIET! STOP IT! STOP IT!

SHH! THERE'S A CAMERA. BE QUIET.

GOOD GIRL. LISTEN, KATIE.

KATIE! KATIE!

[ANNOUNCER] LOOK AT THIS MOVE HERE!

YOU TALK ABOUT HIS POWER JAM. THERE IT IS. CALL THE SHERIFF!

ALMOST THREE HOURS OF NONSTOP ACTION!

LOOK AT THOSE MOVES!

KENNY HIPPUS JUST DROPPED OUT.

THERE'S SOMEBODY ON THE FLOOR!

IT'S JUST A BEAR, YOU BONE--

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

GET THE GUARDS!

KATIE, COME ON.

COME ON THIS WAY!

KATIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

COME ON! WE'VE GOT TO GO THIS WAY!

[GRR]

THERE ARE OTHER GUARDS! WE DON'T HAVE TIME!

KATIE, COME ON! COME ON, KATIE!

[ALARM RINGING]

COME ON! THIS WAY!

COME ON! COME ON!

GET--COME ON! GET IN THE VAN!

[STARTS ENGINE]

GET BACK HERE! GET BACK HERE!

"SOMEONE ON THE FLOOR," YOU SAID.

IT WAS THE GORILLA!

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A GORILLA!

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS THE GORILLA?

[RICK] HI. GOOD EVENING, MR. CARR.

WHO ARE YOU?

I'M A FRIEND OF LACEY'S. IS SHE IN, BY ANY CHANCE?

YES, SHE'S IN.

SHE'S IN BED. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

UH...7:30?

IT'S 10:45.

WOW. I WASN'T EVEN CLOSE.

LOOK, I KNOW IT'S A TAD LATE, BUT COULD I PLEASE TALK TO HER?

WHO IS IT, DADDY?

IT'S NOBODY. GO BACK TO BED.

RICK.

RICK WHO?

CAN I TALK TO YOU OUTSIDE, PLEASE?

NO.

I SAID NO. NO.

JUST FIVE MINUTES, DAD.

THE ANSWER IS--

FIVE MINUTES!

AAH!

WHAT THE HELL?

BE QUIET! SHH! PLEASE BE QUIET.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

I STOLE HER.

OH, MY GOD!

I GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WITH HER.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

ALL WE NEED IS A PLACE TO HIDE FOR A WHILE--

MAYBE YOUR GARAGE.

HOW ABOUT MY PARENTS' BEDROOM? ARE YOU BENT?

WELL, YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?

YES! LEAVE! I DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MISS ANIMAL RIGHTS.

DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN ALL THAT CRAP YOU TALK ABOUT?

THIS IS DIFFERENT!

NO, THIS IS NOT DIFFERENT. THIS IS THE REAL THING.

I MEAN, YOU SAW HOW SMART SHE IS.

SHE THINKS. SHE FEELS THINGS.

I MEAN, IF WE DON'T HELP HER, WHO WILL?

[GRUNTS]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

SHE JUST CALLED YOU A PRETTY BIRD.

SMART GORILLA.

YOU CAN'T HIDE IN ONE PLACE, YOU KNOW.

SOONER OR LATER, SOMEONE'S GOING TO FIND YOU,

UNLESS YOU GO...

WHERE?

HOW WELL DO YOU DRIVE?

JUST ASK ANY COP AROUND. WHY?

BECAUSE IF YOU CAN GET TO CANADA, SHE'LL BE SAFE.

WHY WOULD A GORILLA BE SAFE IN CANADA?

COPS CAN'T GET YOU. NEITHER CAN HER OWNER.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS?

IT WORKED FOR MY UNCLE MAX.

WHAT, YOUR UNCLE MAX WAS A GORILLA?

NO. HE WAS A HIPPIE.

HE DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT IN VIETNAM,

SO HE STAYED UP THERE DURING THE WAR.

HE LIVES IN WASHINGTON NOW, RIGHT ON THE BORDER.

GOES INTO CANADA EVERY WEEK FOR HIS JOB.

MY DAD SAYS HE'S TWO BRICKS SHORT OF A FULL LOAD,

BUT I BET HE'LL HELP YOU.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THERE? I'VE GOT $7.00.

LACEY, IT'S ALMOST 11:00.

SOCIAL HOUR IS OVER.

SAY GOOD NIGHT TO YOUR LITTLE FRIEND.

ONE MORE MINUTE, DADDY?

INSIDE NOW.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. GO.

What?

[MR. CARR] WHO IS THAT?

[CAR HORN HONKS]

OH, THAT'S MY BROTHER, SIR.

HE'S A MUSICIAN.

I DON'T LIKE YOU.

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

LIKE TALKING TO MYSELF.

THEY DON'T LISTEN. NEVER LISTEN TO ANYTHING.

OW!

STEP.

[DOOR SLAMS]

WOULD YOU THROW--

IS THAT IT?

YEAH.

GOOD LUCK.

THANKS.

A KID?

YOU CAN'T EVEN STOP A KID!

GOD FORBID AN ACTUAL ADULT SHOULD BREAK IN.

HE'D PROBABLY WALK OFF

WITH THE WHOLE FREAKING JOINT!

MR. CHARNLEY? I'M SERGEANT MARKLE.

THIS IS MY PARTNER DETECTIVE GREENBERG.

WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME!

WHAT DID YOU DO,

SOLVE EVERY CRIME IN CALIFORNIA

WHILE WE'RE WAITING DOWN HERE?

BUTT-HEAD?

I'D SAY SO. DEFINITELY. CAN YOU DESCRIBE HER FOR US?

YEAH! SHE'S A GORILLA!

NO. I MEAN, DOES SHE HAVE ANY DISTINGUISHING MARKS--

YOU KNOW, CLOTHES, STUFF LIKE THAT?

CLOTHES?

WHAT GORILLA DO YOU KNOW WEARS CLOTHES?

YOU KNOW HOW THE DANCING BEAR AT THE CIRCUS

ALWAYS WEARS THAT FUNNY LITTLE HAT--

I LIKE WHEN THE CHIMPS HAVE THE SUSPENDERS,

YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE SHORTS.

YEAH. DID YOU EVER SEE THAT LADY?

SHE DRESSES THE PARROTS UP--

HELLO! EXCUSE ME!

WHILE YOU'RE BUSTING MY CHOPS HERE,

SOMEBODY COULD BE TURNING MY GORILLA INTO GLUE.

NO, NO.

I THINK YOU'RE THINKING OF A HORSE.

HOW DO THEY GET GLUE FROM A HORSE?

I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S IN THE HOOVES.

REALLY? A HORSE'S HOOVES ARE FILLED WITH GLUE?

I THINK SO.

HOW DO THEY RUN SO FAST?

HEY!

DID YOU BRING THE SURVEILLANCE TAPES?

YEAH, BUT I COULD HAVE HAD THE SYSTEM

TUNED TO HOME SHOPPING NETWORK

WITH THESE TWO HALF-WITS RUNNING THINGS.

COME.

HEY, TAKE IT EASY, BIG FELLA.

I'M A CITIZEN.

[TELEVISION] THE CITY COUNCIL WILL VOTE AGAIN

ON THE MEASURE NEXT TUESDAY,

AND IT IS EXPECTED TO PASS.

THE MAYOR ISSUED A STATEMENT...

[KETTLE WHISTLING]

...WHAT'S GOOD FOR OAKLAND IS GOOD FOR CALIFORNIA.

AND THE SEARCH IS ON

FOR A YOUNG BOY AND A GORILLA.

THAT'S RIGHT, A GORILLA.

AFTER A DARING THEFT,

POLICE ARE STILL TRYING TO IDENTIFY

THE YOUNG SUSPECT, WHO ELUDED TWO SECURITY GUARDS

AND ESCAPED WITH A PRICELESS ANIMAL.

Hey...

[GRR]

KATIE, STAY ON YOUR OWN SIDE!

[GRUNTING]

OH! GOD!

LISTEN...

OOF! UGH! NO, YOU MOVE.

GET OFF. GET OFF.

GET OFF. GO. SHOO.

I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP HERE, PLEASE.

OW! WATCH YOUR ELBOW, KATIE.

NO, I DON'T...

STOP MOVING. STOP MOVING. STOP MOVING.

KATIE! GO TO BED.

[YAWN]

OH...

GOD...

UGH.

[BREAKING WIND]

[SNORING]

THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG TRIP.

[ROOSTER CROWS]

[CAR RADIO] * SHE'S JUST A LITTLE EXCITER *

* AND SHE'S A LITTLE BLINDER, FOR SURE *

* SHE CRIES ALL NIGHT *

* OH, IF YOU COULD SEE ME **

KATIE. KATIE!

STOP! LOOK, STAY HERE.

DON'T LET ANYBODY SEE YOU, O.K.? O.K.?

GOOD GIRL.

LOOK, I GOT AN IDEA.

LOOK, KATIE.

LOOK. THERE.

A LITTLE BING CROSBY.

NAH.

THERE. THERE WE GO.

[GRUNTING]

I TAKE THAT AS A NO.

HERE WE GO. LOOK, LOOK.

PRETTY HAT.

THAT IS YOU.

GOOD GIRL.

I'M GOING IN THE STORE. GET IN THE BACK.

WHAT?

NO, NO, I DON'T THINK

THAT THEY HAVE PIZZA HERE, KATIE.

NO, NO, NO. I WON'T ASK.

YOU KNOW WHY I WON'T ASK?

BECAUSE I'M TOO TIRED

FROM NOT SLEEPING TO ASK, THAT'S WHY.

GET IN THE BACK.

NOW.

GET IN THE--

[SIGH]

[HMM]

[URR]

[WOMAN] OH, SHE'S GROWING

LIKE A WEED, I THINK.

SHE'S PRETTY BIG.

YEP. HOW OLD IS SHE NOW?

[WOMAN] FIVE.

HI, BECKY.

HEY, EARL.

WHY, GOODNESS SAKES...

AW...

I GOT IT.

THERE YOU GO.

WELL, YOU HAVE A NICE DAY, NOW.

BYE-BYE.

BYE-BYE. WE'LL SEE YOU.

[ARR]

ARE ALL THESE BANANAS FOR YOU?

NO. THEY'RE ALSO FOR A FRIEND.

[HOO HOO]

KEEP THE CHANGE.

JEEZ.

[SQUEAK]

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! BANANA BOY!

THAT YOUR VAN?

YES, SIR.

I MEAN, NO, SIR. IT'S MY BROTHER'S.

DOES IT ALWAYS DRIVE BY ITSELF?

NO, NOT USUALLY, SIR, NO.

WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?

MY BROTHER?

OH, MY BROTHER!

MY BROTHER'S BACK IN THE STORE UP THERE.

ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S O.K., YOU KNOW.

JUST A COUPLE SCRATCHES ON THE FENDER.

WHAT DO YOU GOT IN THERE?

ACTUALLY, IT'S COMPLETELY EMPTY IN THERE.

YOU KNOW, JUST A LOT OF NOTHING.

MAYBE YOU WON'T MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK, THEN.

[OPENS CAR DOOR]

[SNIFF SNIFF]

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

OH, THAT'S MY BROTHER, SIR.

YOU KNOW, HE'S A MUSICIAN.

YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU A TICKET.

WHAT FOR?

THERE'S NO PARKING ON TREES ALLOWED IN THIS TOWN.

HA! HA HA HA!

I'M JUST FUNNING YOU, BOY. HA HA HA!

COME ON. LET'S GO BACK AND FIND YOUR BROTHER.

I BETTER STAY HERE WITH THE VAN.

O.K. GOOD THINKING.

YEAH.

KATIE!

KATIE!

GET OVER HERE.

[HUH HUH]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO?

[HOO]

OF COURSE I'M MAD. YOU ALMOST GOT US ARRESTED.

NOW GET BACK HERE BEFORE THAT COP COMES BACK.

ALL RIGHT, I PROMISE I WILL NOT YELL AT YOU.

NOW GET BACK IN THE VAN!

[HOO]

ALL RIGHT,

PLEASE.

[URRR]

YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW

THERE'S A PRICE ON OUR HEADS.

I MEAN IN THERE, KATIE--A REWARD.

HERE, LOOK.

[HOO]

[HOO]

[HOO HUH]

"KATIE BEAUTIFUL GORILLA."

YEAH, YOU FORGOT MODEST.

[HOO]

NOW WE'VE GOT TO FIND

A DIFFERENT WAY TO GO, THANKS TO YOU.

[GRR HUH]

[SQUEAK]

WHAT? DO YOU WANT A SODA?

HERE.

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DOING THAT?

RIGHT, NOT IN THE VAN,

AND WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

RIGHT AGAIN-- IN THE VAN.

LOOK, JUST WAIT A WHILE

BEFORE YOU OPEN THAT THING.

O.K.?

[SIGH]

LOOK, THE WAY I SEE IT,

WE'RE A DAY AWAY FROM LACEY'S UNCLE'S HOUSE.

THAT WASN'T LONG ENOUGH.

[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

MRS. HELLER, GARY JAMES. CHANNEL 14 NEWS.

WE'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR SON'S QUEST TO--

[JAMES] MS. HELLER?

[KNOCK KNOCK]

MS. HELLER, IT'S NOT NICE TO SNUB THE MEDIA.

[KNOCK KNOCK]

O.K.

MRS. HELLER! MRS. HELLER! JUST ONE MOMENT!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RI-- HA HA!

THERE ARE A FEW THINGS

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY.

SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE ME OUT TO BE

SOME KIND OF ANIMAL-HATER OVER HERE!

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, LOCK HER UP?

O.K.

JUST RUN YOUR FLEA MARKET.

LEAVE THE REST TO US.

I GOT REPORTERS HIDING IN THE BUSHES,

THANKS TO HER!

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, LADY,

RUIN MY REPUTATION?

NO ONE COULD RUIN YOUR REPUTATION, CHARNLEY.

YOU SEE THIS?

SHE'S GOT A POINT.

WHEN THEY CATCH THIS KID OF YOURS,

I'M PRESSING CHARGES BIG-TIME.

HE'S GOING TO GO AWAY, MEG.

UH...

EXCUSE ME.

I'M GOING TO DO SOME ACTUAL POLICE WORK.

CHECK THIS OUT.

IS THIS GOING TO UPSET ME?

YES.

HOW DOES A 14-YEAR-OLD PUNK KID

OUTSMART A SEASONED OFFICER? HOW?

I'M JUST THE MESSENGER, BO, O.K.?

ALL RIGHT, LOU. ALL RIGHT.

NOW GO HOME, KISS YOUR WIFE,

FEED THE FISH, PACK A BAG.

WE'RE HEADING NORTH.

ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW, ONE THING I DON'T GET, BO.

WHAT'S THAT?

WHY DO THEY CALL IT A FLEA MARKET?

* GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNIN' *

* HEAD OUT ON THE HIGHWAY *

* LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE *

* AND WHATEVER COMES OUR WAY *

* YEAH, DARLIN', GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN *

* TAKE THE WORLD IN A LOVE EMBRACE *

* FIRE ALL OF THE GUNS AT ONCE AND *

* EXPLODE INTO SPACE... *

KATIE! GIVE ME MY GLASSES! GIVE ME THAT.

* WE WERE BORN, BORN TO BE WILD *

* WE CAN CLIMB SO... *

STOP, STOP, STOP. KATIE.

AAH! KATIE, LEAVE MY SEAT BELT ALONE.

* BORN TO BE WILD *

* BORN TO BE WILD *

KATIE, GET OFF ME! KATIE!

[HONKING CAR HORN]

* GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNIN' *

I CAN'T LOOK AT IT.

* HEAD OUT ON THE HIGHWAY *

NO! KATIE, NO!

* LOOKIN' FOR ADVENTURE *

* AND WHATEVER COMES OUR WAY *

* YEAH, DARLIN', GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN *

* TAKE THE WORLD IN A LOVE EMBRACE *

* FIRE ALL OF THE GUNS AT ONCE AND *

* EXPLODE INTO SPACE *

* LIKE A TRUE NATURE'S CHILD *

* WE WERE BORN, BORN TO BE WILD *

* WE CAN CLIMB SO HIGH... **

[DING]

WELCOME TO ENORMOBURGER.

CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

UH, YEAH.

CAN I HAVE ONE DOUBLE-THICK CHEESE ENORMOBURGER,

ONE ENORMOVEGGIEBURGER--

WILL YOU STOP IT?

EXCUSE ME?

NOT YOU.

UM, CAN I ALSO HAVE TWO ENORMOFRIES

AND TWO LARGE ENORMOCOKES, PLEASE?

ANYTHING TO DRINK?

YES, TWO LARGE ENORMOCOKES.

WHAT SIZE?

LARGE!

GO TO THE SECOND WINDOW.

God...

KATIE, GET IN THE BACK RIGHT NOW.

[HONK HONK]

KATIE, THAT'S IT! GET IN THE BACK.

I WANT YOU UNDER THOSE BLANKETS. YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

OR TOMORROW THEY'RE GOING TO BE SERVING YOU HERE.

NO, I AM NOT A DIRTY TOILET.

[GRR]

[GROAN]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ENORMO-ORDER.

IT'S $6.27, PLEASE.

[RICH] HERE WE GO.

TWO, THREE...

I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

FIVE. ONE MORE DOLLAR. WAIT A MINUTE.

WHERE DID I PUT IT? AH, HERE IT IS.

O.K., HERE YOU GO.

WHOA! KATIE!

AAAH! AAAH!

AAAH!

I JUST SERVED AN ENORMOBURGER TO A GORILLA!

DID HE PAY FOR IT?

YEAH.

WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN GET BACK TO WORK.

ARE YOU CRAZY? I TOLD YOU TO HIDE IN THE BACK, KATIE.

[HUH HUH]

YEAH, WELL, I WAS HUNGRY, TOO, BUT...

HEY! HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY!

HEY, GIVE ME THE BURGER, KATIE!

KATIE, GIVE ME THE BURGER.

GIVE IT TO ME.

YEAH, I KNOW MY BURGER'S BACK AT THE RESTAURANT,

BUT I WANT SOME OF THAT BURGER.

COME ON. WE'RE SPLITTING IT.

YES.

[URRGH URRGH]

KATIE, GIVE ME THE BURGER...NOW.

GIVE IT TO ME!

OH, THAT'S IT!

COME BACK HERE!

I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND RIGHT NOW!

OH...AAH!

OW!

KATIE, GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!

I'M NOT KIDDING!

YOU'RE SKATING ON THIN ICE, KATIE!

COME HERE!

AH, GIVE ME THE BURGER! GIVE IT TO ME!

THAT'S IT! NO, NO, NO!

GIVE ME THE BURGER!

ARGH...COME ON! COME ON, KATE.

GIVE IT TO ME. IT'S MY BURGER!

UH...

AH...AH...AH...

UH, WUH BUH BUH BUH BUH! UGH!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M WRESTLING A GORILLA

FOR MY DINNER.

[HOO]

[BURP]

THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.

LOOK, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU FOR TODAY, O.K.?

I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO THE VAN, TURN THE RADIO ON,

AND I WANT 10 MINUTES OF PEACE, UNDERSTAND?

[HUH]

[GRUNTING]

LOOK, WILL YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?

I MEAN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ALONE MEANS?

IT WAS MY FAVORITE WAY TO BE BEFORE I MET YOU.

LOOK, I'M BETTER OFF ALONE, O.K.?

EVERYBODY IS.

[HOO HUH]

LOOK...

KATIE, I--

KATIE, GET DOWN FROM THERE!

G-GET--GET DOWN RIGHT NOW!

KATIE! KATIE, GET OFF THE ROCK!

COME ON! GET OFF THE ROCK RIGHT NOW!

KATIE, PLEASE!

GET DOWN RIGHT NOW!

KATIE, COME ON! YOU GOT TO GET DOWN FROM THERE!

KATIE!

KATIE!

NO!

KATIE! KATIE!

PLEASE!

WHERE ARE YOU?

KATIE!

WHERE ARE YOU?

COME ON! KATIE!

KATIE!

[GRUNTING]

HANG ON!

I GOT YOU! I GOT YOU!

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO ME. YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

HANG ON.

HANG ON.

HEY, THAT'S PRIVATE PROPERTY.

KATIE, COME ON. PUT IT DOWN.

THANK YOU.

YOU LIKE IT?

THANKS.

WELL, IT'S THE ONLY THING I EVER DO GOOD AT.

I GUESS IT'S NOT WORTH MUCH, THOUGH...

BUT I LIKE IT.

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON A BEACH BEFORE, HAVE YOU?

WELL, MY DAD CAN TELL YOU

ALL ABOUT THE BEACH.

[HOO]

YEAH, HE USED TO TELL ME

ABOUT THE TIDES AND...

WHY THE OCEAN WAS SALTY

AND HOW RAIN WAS MADE.

YOU KNOW, STUFF LIKE THAT.

WHAT'S A DAD?

OH, THAT'S EASY.

YOU KNOW, A DAD IS SOMEONE

THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO RIDE A BIKE

AND HOW TO THROW A BALL.

HE EVEN LETS YOU WATCH HIM SHAVE,

AND AFTER HE'S TAUGHT YOU ALL THAT...

HE JUST DISAPPEARS ONE DAY

AND NEVER COMES BACK.

[HOO]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, DO YOU?

JUST AS WELL.

LET'S GO TO BED.

UH!

[SIGH]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.

15.

YEAH, MY DAD USED TO TELL ME

HE WAS GOING TO TAKE ME SAILING ON MY 15th BIRTHDAY.

"JUST ME AND YOU, KID.

"GET A BOAT, FIND A RIVER,

"AND WE'LL SAIL AWAY.

JUST A COUPLE OF GUYS LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE."

GUESS THERE NEVER REALLY WAS GOING TO BE ANY SAILING TRIP.

BUT I BELIEVED HIM.

LOOK, MY EYES ARE NOT WET, O.K.?

GO TO SLEEP.

[KATIE HOOTING]

UH! HOLD STILL, KATIE.

[OOH]

Sorry.

[URR HAH]

HO HO! YES.

MA, GET ME MY PANTS!

* 10,000 BIG ONES COMING MY WAY *

* DOODAH, DOODAH **

UGH!

[MAN] YOU AND THE PRIMATE!

STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!

[GUNSHOT]

NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME! HEY!

HEY!

FREEZE!

[URRR]AAH!

I THINK PRIMATE WAS REFERRING TO YOU.

HEY! HEY!

[GRUNTING]

MA! HURRY UP! COME ON!

SHUT UP!

KATIE! SLOW DOWN!

YOU GO OVER THAT WAY.

WILL YOU WAIT UP, PLEASE?

KATIE, WAIT!

KATIE, WHERE ARE YOU?

UGH! AAH!

CALL THAT GORILLA BACK HERE.

DO WHAT I SAY, BOY.

SORRY. NO CAN DO.

I WANT THAT APE.

[SNARLING]

MA--ARRGH! OH...

JEEZ.

OOH... OOH...OOH!

OOH! OH!

AAAH! AAAH!

WOO-OOH-AWG!

KATIE! COME ON. WE GOT TO GO NOW. HURRY UP.

COME ON!

KATIE! NOW!

[GROWLING]

COME ON!

[COUGH]

KATIE! COME ON, COME ON!

COME ON! GET IN THE BOAT NOW!

KATIE! KATIE, PLEASE? PLEASE?

KATIE, LOOK, YOU WON'T GET WET AGAIN.

YOU'LL BE INSIDE THIS, O.K.? IT'S SAFE.

KATIE...

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE BACK PATH!

KATIE, IF WE GET CAUGHT,

THEY'LL NEVER LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU EVER AGAIN.

KATE, COME ON! HEY, GOOD GIRL.

HEY!

[MAN] STAY HERE.

DON'T GO! DON'T GO!

WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT ANYBODY.

THAT'S IT.

NO MORE STOPPING FOR FOOD TILL WE GET TO CANADA.

[MAN] STOP! STOP! WHERE DO YOU THINK--

HA HA!

[HOOTING]

THAT'S A REGISTERED BOAT!

THAT'S A CRIME TO TAKE THAT BOAT!

[ARR URR]

[HUH]

THANKS.

PROBABLY THE ONLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT

I'M GOING TO GET THIS YEAR.

[ARR]

WE'RE ON THE RIVER.

OH, MY GOSH.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, AND WE'RE SAILING ON THE RIVER

JUST LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

JUST ME AND YOU, KATIE--

JUST A COUPLE OF GUYS LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE!

OH, YEAH? COME HERE! COME HERE!

COME HERE. COME HERE. GIVE ME FIVE.

GIVE ME FIVE.

I DIDN'T THINK SO IN THE FIRST PLACE!

HA HA HA!

ALL RIGHT!

O-O-OH! HA HA!

YOU O.K.? ALL RIGHT!

WE'RE ON THE RIVER!

YEAH!

TAKE THAT!

ALL RIGHT!

YES! WE'RE ON THE RIVER!

[HOO HOO]

HA HA!

ANYTIME YOU WANT TO GET OUT AND WALK, JUST SAY THE WORD.

IT WOULD BE A HELL OF A LOT FASTER!

YOU DRIVE LIKE A NEWBORN!

YOU'RE LIKE A FETUS BEHIND THE WHEEL.

[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO]

JUST SHUT UP.

JUST YOU SHUT UP AND TELL ME

HOW FAR IT IS TO THE NEXT EXIT.

DO YOU STAY UP AT NIGHT

THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNOY ME, HUH,

OR DOES IT JUST COME NATURALLY TO YOU?

IT COMES PRETTY NATURALLY,

ALTHOUGH THAT ONE I DID THINK UP LAST NIGHT.

OH, I'M SURE YOU DID.

LOOK, WE'RE WASTING OUR TIME UP HERE.

THIS KID IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

[AH-CHOO]

[URR]

YOU O.K.?

[URR URR URR]

YOU FEEL COLD?

HERE. HOLD ON.

YOU FEEL PRETTY HOT.

IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING.

COME ON.

IT'S O.K.

Come on, Katie.

It's O.K. Come on.

GOOD GIRL.

KATIE, WE GOT TO DO THIS.

WELL, YOU GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS?

[UH UH]

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

[AH-CHOO]

THANKS.

I'LL SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK, VAL.

[BLOWING WHISTLE]

UH, HELLO, SIR.

WOULD YOU BE SO KIND

AS TO GIVE ME A RIDE TO MY UNCLE'S HOUSE?

I MEAN, I DON'T THINK IT'S TOO FAR.

SURE! I'M DWAYNE. WHO ARE YOU?

UH, EDDIE... VAN HALEN.

LIKE THE GUITAR PLAYER?

WELL, WHAT A DEAL! GLAD TO KNOW YOU.

[BUZZ]

HA HA HA! DWAYNE'S MY NAME,

BUT TRICKS ARE MY LIFE.

HA HA HA!

HOP IN THERE, FELLA.

I'LL JUST PUT MY BAG IN THE BACK.

THAT'S FINE.

OH, BOY.

[DWAYNE] COME ON. WE GOT A LONG WAYS TO GO.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[BALL BOUNCING]

[SNIFFING]

[BUZZ]

[BREAKING WIND]

[SNIFF]

[BURP]

[BURPING]

O.K., PARTNER, I THINK

THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE FOR YOU RIGHT HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

THANKS A LOT.

OH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

DELUXE FAKE VOMIT OF YOURS.

YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SAMPLE THAT STUFF?

OH, NO, THAT'S O.K.

WELL, LOOK HERE. HEY.

TAKE A NAKED CHICKEN AND A WHOOPEE CUSHION.

YOU MIGHT HAVE USE FOR THAT SOMETIME.

THANKS. I'M JUST GOING TO GO IN BACK

AND GET MY BAG.

HEY!

YEAH?

DON'T FORGET YOUR GORILLA BACK THERE, O.K.?

YOU PROBABLY GOT

A FEW TRICKS UP YOUR SLEEVE, TOO, DON'T YOU, RICK?

HA HA HA!

GOOD LUCK TO YOU, PAL.

NOW GET OUT OF HERE! I GOT PLACES TO GO,

THINGS TO DO! I GOT TO SELL THIS.

[BLOWING WHISTLE]

[ENGINE STARTS]

[BURP]

I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK.

OHH.

STOP. STOP.

LOOK, YOU BETTER STAY RIGHT HERE, O.K.?

I MEAN IT. STAY RIGHT HERE.

[AH-CHOO]

THANK YOU.

[AH-CHOO]

[AH-CHOO]

[MAN] DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP!

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

[OWL HOOTING]

MR. CARR?

WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

UM...

MY NAME IS RICK. I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR NIECE.

OH, YEAH?

HOW IS BETTY?

HER NAME'S LACEY. DIDN'T SHE TELL YOU WE WERE COMING?

JUST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

[CRASH]

THAT'S MY FAVORITE BIRDBATH!

I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

YOU HAVE A FRIEND

WHO NEEDS TO GET OVER THE BORDER.

UH...

WELL?

A FRIEND.

OH, BOY.

A GORILLA, FOR PETE'S SAKE, LACEY.

A HOT GORILLA IN MY HOUSE.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'D DO THIS TO ME.

[LACEY] I TOLD RICK YOU'D HELP HIM.

PUMPKIN, I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL LIFE UP HERE

JUST COLLECTING JUNK.

I DON'T NEED THE WILD KINGDOM IN MY LIVING ROOM.

YOU USED TO TELL ME

TO ALWAYS DO THE RIGHT THING.

THAT'S ALL HE'S TRYING TO DO.

THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO,

AND I'M NOT GETTING CAUGHT UP IN THIS ONE,

SO TELL YOUR FRIEND AND HIS SICK GORILLA--

DID YOU SAY SICK?

THEY GOT TO HIT THE ROAD.

WHAT?

WHAT "WHAT"?

WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY?

THE EMERGENCY'S IN THE LIVING ROOM.

ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR STATUES LOSE ITS ARMS?

OH, EVERYONE'S A COMEDIAN. TERRIFIC!

KEEP HIM THERE OVERNIGHT, O.K.?

LACEY, IN YOUR WILDEST IMAGINATION--

UNCLE MAX, TRUST ME. JUST TILL TOMORROW.

[SCREAMING]

PUMPKIN, I GOT TO GO.

IT'S ALL CATCHING UP WITH YOU, MAX.

ALL OF IT.

[SCREAMING]

WHAT?

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

THAT'S A SICK GORILLA, BOB.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I KID YOU NOT.

NOW, I CAN'T HAVE THIS APE DYING IN MY HOUSE,

SO YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

DO WHAT? I'M A PARAMEDIC.

WELL, JUST PRETEND IT'S A PERSON, THEN.

SHE'S ABOUT THE SAME SIZE.

RIGHT.

HEY.

[AH-CHOO]

UH!

I'M ALL RIGHT.

HEY.

HEY, YOU'RE THAT KID THAT'S ON T--

THIS IS THAT STOLEN GORILLA, ISN'T IT?

STOLEN? NO.

YEAH.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR YOU?

YOU GUYS ARE FAMOUS!

[MAX] BOB, BOB, BOB. BOB!

JUST FIX THE GORILLA.

FIX IT.

I CAN'T DO IT, MAX.

YOU HAVE TO. YOU'RE A DOCTOR.

WELL, KIND OF.

YEAH? WELL, I'M ALSO KIND OF

THE CHIEF OF POLICE.

YOU SAID HE WAS A PARAMEDIC!

IT'S A SMALL TOWN, SO DON'T BE A WISENHEIMER.

BOB MacINTOSH, DON'T EVEN MAKE ME REMIND YOU

OF JUST HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SAVED YOUR SORRY--

UH, UH, UH!

CHILD HERE.

I'LL DO IT, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO ENJOY IT.

[WHINING]

THE SEARCH IS CONTINUING FOR THE SUSPECT

IN THE SO-CALLED GORILLA-NAPPING.

RICK HELLER, AGE 15, OF OAKLAND,

HAS MANAGED TO ELUDE POLICE IN CALIFORNIA AND OREGON.

THE CASE HAS SPARKED A LOCAL FUROR

OVER THE USE OF ANIMALS--

LACEY, COME BACK HERE.

LACEY!

IS THERE ANY RAIN IN OUR FUTURE?

IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE YOU GO AWAY BY YOURSELF LIKE THAT.

ALL RIGHT.

HOME.

I KNOW.

LISTEN.

LISTEN, KATIE.

LOOK, YOU GOT TO GET BETTER, O.K.?

WE ALREADY GOT THIS FAR.

WE CAN'T STOP NOW, KATIE, O.K.?

SO IF YOU'RE EVEN THINKING ABOUT

DYING ON ME OR ANYTHING, JUST FORGET IT.

KATIE, I WAS WRONG.

I'M NOT BETTER OFF ALONE, O.K.?

WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER, O.K.?

WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER.

IF WE MAKE IT TO CANADA, IT'LL JUST BE ME AND YOU.

I PROMISE.

O.K. YOU PROMISE, TOO.

LACEY, THE POLICE ARE HERE.

[RADIO PLAYING]

PUMPKIN?

GREAT.

YOUR DAUGHTER HAVE ANY VISITORS TONIGHT?

ANY PHONE CALLS?

UH...YEAH. HER UNCLE MAX CALLED HER.

OH, UNCLE MAX.

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NO. NO.

[CHEWING]

I GUESS SOMEBODY'S FEELING BETTER.

[BURP]

HA HA HA!

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

MAX! COME HERE. THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR!

[KNOCKING]

[CRASH]

SHH! SHH! SHH!

AAH!

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

COULD YOU LIVE ANY FURTHER FROM THE AIRPORT?

THAT'S JUST GREAT.

GO, GO, GO!

COME ON. GO AROUND BACK. RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

HOLD IT.

O.K. YOU READY?

YEAH.

BO.

WHAT?

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FLEA MARKET AND A SWAP MEET?

YOU SHUT THE HELL UP. COME ON.

POLICE!

GET UP! GET UP!

[SCREAMING]

MAX CARR?

NO. CH-CHIEF OF POLICE.

YEAH, RIGHT. WHO ARE YOU?

UH...PARAMEDIC.

WHO ARE YOU?

AAH! BOB! BOB! BOB.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

TAKING CARE OF A FROG.

DOG. TAKING CARE OF THE DOG.

NOBODY ELSE HERE, SIR.

I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

[MARKLE] I WANT YOU TO PUT AN APB OUT

ON MAX CARR'S TRUCK.

I WANT THEM FOUND NOW.

NOW. GO. GO!

IT'S O.K. I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M O.K.

I'M NOT.

YEAH. 170.

THAT'S NOT GOOD. NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A HUMMINGBIRD.

IT'S THE SALT.

[MARKLE] LOU?

THE DOG JUST PEED ON MY PANTS.

OH. BAD DOG!

GOOD DOG!

LACEY, HONEY, I GOT TO TELL YOU,

THIS IS THE SINGLE STUPIDEST IDEA

I'VE EVER HEARD OF.

IF I RECALL, IT WAS YOUR IDEA.

OH, BUT--JUST...GRR!

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GOING TO WORK?

NO! ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

MR. MAN.

[RICK] LOOK, KATIE, JUST RELAX.

WE'RE NOT THERE YET, O.K.? RELAX.

YOU SHOULD SEE YOURSELF.

YOU SHOULD SEE YOURSELF.

OH, HELL.

[SIREN]

THEY MADE US.

OH, GREAT.

IN THE WORDS OF MY IMMORTAL FRIEND JIMI HENDRIX,

"EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE SKY."

HA HA HA!

JIMI WHO?

[MAX] OH, FORGET IT.

HOW FAR TO THE BORDER?

2 MILES, MAYBE 3.

OH, WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT.

DEFINITELY.

[CLANGING]

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]

OH, GREAT.

MAX?

YES. HE KNOWS THERE'S A TRAIN COMING.

COME ON, BABY. COME ON, BABY.

AAH!

WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT!

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

AAH! AAH!

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT!

[SCREAMING]

[SCREECH]

UH!

WHOO!

WOW! WOW!

WHOO HOO!

[AH-CHOO]

NO! NO, WE CAN'T DO IT AGAIN.

THAT TRAIN WON'T BE THERE FOREVER.

WE GOT TO GO.

MAX, WAIT!

WHAT?

WE LOST THEM 1/2 MILE FROM THE BORDER.

THEY'RE HEADING RIGHT FOR YOU.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

HEY, THEY'RE NOT STOPPING!

LET'S GO. GET AFTER THEM! GO!

WHOA!

[MOOING]

EVERYBODY OUT OF THE VEHICLE. HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEADS!

WHAT THE HELL?

WHERE ARE THE OTHERS?

OH, I DITCHED THEM.

YOU KNOW, THEY NEVER CAME UP WITH ANY GAS MONEY,

ALWAYS FELL ASLEEP AT THE TOLLS...

THEY WERE TOO ROWDY.

DAMN IT. READ HIM HIS RIGHTS.

GET YOUR HEAD DOWN.

[SHOUTING]

[MAN] THE D.A. HAS OFFERED YOU THE FOLLOWING DEAL.

YOU PLEAD GUILTY TO REDUCED CHARGES,

THEY AGREE TO PROBATION

INSTEAD OF TIME IN A YOUTH FACILITY,

AND YOU WALK OUT OF HERE A FREE MAN.

OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM WHERE THE GORILLA IS,

AND SHE WILL HAVE TO BE RETURNED TO MR. CHARNLEY--

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS DORK?

JUST HEAR HIM OUT.

TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, RICKY. CAN I CALL YOU RICKY?

NO.

O.K.

TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, RICK.

IN A PERFECT WORLD, THINGS MIGHT BE DIFFERENT,

BUT THIS ISN'T A PERFECT WORLD.

THIS IS CALIFORNIA,

AND AS YOUR DORK, I HAVE TO TELL--

I MEAN, AS YOUR LAWYER, I HAVE TO TELL YOU

THAT A PLEA BARGAIN IS THE ONLY WAY.

I'M NOT PLEADING FOR ANYTHING,

AND I'M NOT GOING TO TELL THEM WHERE KATIE IS.

MRS. HELLER?

UH-UH. DON'T LOOK AT ME.

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU COULD BE LOOKING AT

TIME IN A YOUTH HOUSE, POSSIBLY YEARS?

IS THE GORILLA WORTH THAT TO YOU?

YEAH.

YOUR HONOR--AHEM.

THIS IS A VERY SIMPLE CASE.

WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A REBELLIOUS TEEN-AGER

WITH, UH,

SEVERAL ARRESTS TO HIS CREDIT.

THE PEOPLE WILL PROVE...

[SNORING]

THIS IS AN OPEN-AND-SHUT CASE OF BREAKING AND ENTERING

AND GRAND THEFT.

THANK YOU.

[WOODLEY] MR. CHARNLEY, WERE YOU AWARE

THAT KATIE KNEW SIGN LANGUAGE?

I SAW HER POINT TO A COUPLE OF THINGS.

BIG DEAL.

DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE HAS A VOCABULARY

OF OVER 1,000 WORDS?

THEN HOW COME I NEVER HEARD HER COMPLAIN?

[LAUGHTER]

[WOODLEY] MR. CHARNLEY, YOUR OTHER GORILLA, BOBO--

[CHARNLEY] HEY, HEY, HEY.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT THE BOBE.

WASN'T HE USUALLY WITHDRAWN AND DEPRESSED?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

DEPRESSED? YEAH, YEAH,

I SENT HIM TO A SHRINK TWICE A WEEK.

[LAUGHTER]

LISTEN, THE BOBE WAS A HAPPY GORILLA.

HE LOVED KIDS.

HE LIVED HAPPY, HE DIED HAPPY,

WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY

FOR HOW MANY OTHER ANIMALS END UP--

IN LABS AND WHATNOT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT--

AND I DON'T MIND SAYING THIS--

I SHED A TEAR WHEN HE CROAKED.

I'M NOT THE BAD GUY HERE, MR. WOODLEY.

YOUR CLIENT IS.

[WOODLEY] NO MORE QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR.

MS. HELLER, IS IT A CRIME

FOR AN ANIMAL TO LIVE IN CAPTIVITY?

IT DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL--

NO. I AM ASKING YOU, IS IT A CRIME?

NO.

AREN'T ANIMALS LIVING IN CAPTIVITY

IN ZOOS ALL OVER THE WORLD?

ARE THEY NOT ON DISPLAY FOR MANKIND,

AND, OFTEN, FOR THEIR OWN PROTECTION?

YES, BUT THAT'S A VERY DIFFERENT SITUATION--

WHY SHOULD THIS GORILLA BE DIFFERENT?

WHY SHOULD THIS GORILLA BE IN YOUR CAGE

INSTEAD OF GUS CHARNLEY'S CAGE?

BECAUSE KATIE IS SPECIAL.

SHE CAN COMMUNICATE,

AND I BELIEVE SHE CAN EVEN DISTINGUISH THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG.

SO CAN MY DOG.

HE KNOWS IT'S WRONG TO PEE ON THE CARPET.

SHOULD I NOT FENCE HIM?

YOUR DOG ONLY KNOWS

WHAT YOU'VE TRAINED HIM TO KNOW.

I'M SAYING GORILLAS CAN MAKE A MORAL DISTINCTION

ON THEIR OWN.

OH, AND HOW HAVE YOU PROVEN THIS?

UH...MY STUDY, YOU SEE, WAS INTERRUPTED

WHEN CHARNLEY TOOK KATIE--

IS IT NOT TRUE THAT YOUR OWN SUPERVISOR

REFUSED TO RENEW KATIE'S LEASE

BECAUSE SHE WASN'T MAKING PROGRESS?

HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE--

YES OR NO? YES OR NO?

YES.

AH.

I HAVE NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR.

[MAX] I'LL BREAK THIS THING OVER YOUR HEAD

IF YOU DON'T MOVE BACK!

HEY, YOU!

TAKE THAT CAMERA AND MOVE AWAY...

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

SHE'S A KILLER.

OH, YEAH.

SHE'LL EAT YOU ALIVE.

WHY DID YOU BRING HER HERE?

IT WAS HER IDEA.

YEAH? WELL, IT WAS A BAD IDEA.

BECAUSE OF YOU, CHARNLEY WILL GET HER.

YOU WANT ME TO ALLOW A GORILLA TO TAKE THE STAND?

YES.

WE CAN GET A SIGN-LANGUAGE INTERPRETER HERE SHORTLY.

SHE SHOULD HAVE THE CHANCE TO PROVE

THAT SHE HAS A HIGH LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE

AND SHOULD NOT BE KEPT AS A CURIOSITY AT A FLEA MARKET.

YOUR HONOR, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

I MEAN, THIS GORILLA CAN'T POSSIBLY ADD ANYTHING

THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED.

THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY OBJECTIONS, SHOULD YOU?

[KATIE GRUNTING]

[WOODLEY] YOUR NAME, PLEASE.

[GRUNTING]

TELL US YOUR NAME.

[GRUNTING]

COME ON. TELL US YOUR NAME.

KATIE, RIGHT?

[KATIE GROWLING]

YOUR HONOR,

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO MR. WOODLEY,

THIS IS A LITTLE...

IT'S CRAZY.

MR. WOODLEY, THIS DOESN'T SEEM TO BE GOING ANYWHERE.

YOUR HONOR, PLEASE. SHE'S SCARED,

SHE'S DISORIENTED, AND WE HAVE TO REMEMBER

THIS MUST BE AS ODD FOR HER AS FOR US.

IF WE COULD JUST GIVE HER

A MOMENT TO RELAX.

WHAT WAS THAT?

I'M HUNGRY.

NOW WILL YOU TELL US YOUR NAME?

KATIE GORILLA.

GOOD GIRL, KATIE.

GOOD!

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TELL THE TRUTH, KATIE?

DO YOU PROMISE TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

THE QUESTIONS THAT WE ASK YOU?

[INTERPRETER] KATIE GOOD GIRL.

WHAT DOES KATIE LOVE?

LOVE HUG RICK.

RICK TAKE GOOD CARE OF KATIE.

[WOODLEY] WHAT DOES KATIE HATE?

[INTERPRETER] MAN WITH NO HAIR.

[LAUGHTER]

WHY?

PUT KATIE IN PRISON.

IS THIS PRISON?

COLD THERE.

NO RICK.

KATIE WANT OUT.

THANK YOU, KATIE.

YOUR WITNESS.

[CHARNLEY'S LAWYER] YOUR HONOR,

WHAT WE ARE SEEING HERE

IS NOTHING MORE THAN A CLEVER PARLOR TRICK.

THIS ANIMAL HAS BEEN TRAINED AND COACHED

TO RESPOND IN CERTAIN WAYS

TO PLAY ON YOUR SYMPATHIES.

IT IS NOT WORTHY OF THIS COURT

TO CONTINUE THIS CHARADE--

YOUR HONOR,

THE PROSECUTOR IS MAKING A SPEECH.

ADDRESS YOUR QUESTIONS TO THE WITNESS, MR. PRICE,

NOT THE COURT.

VERY WELL, YOUR HONOR.

UH...KATIE...

YOUR TRAINER SAYS THAT YOU KNOW

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG.

IS IT RIGHT TO HAVE RULES?

RULES GOOD.

IS IT WRONG TO BREAK THE RULES?

BAD. TROUBLE.

DID RICK BREAK THE RULES WHEN HE TOOK YOU?

IS IT RIGHT

FOR RICK TO BREAK THE RULES,

OR IS IT WRONG?

KATIE GOOD GORILLA.

IS IT RIGHT TO STEAL SOMETHING

THAT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU,

OR IS IT RIGHT ONLY IF RICK DOES IT?

COME ON! COME ON! ANSWER THE QUESTION!

YES OR NO?

GET HER TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

ANSWER THE QUESTION.

[INTERPRETER] KATIE DON'T KNOW RIGHT OR WRONG.

I DIDN'T THINK SO.

YOUR HONOR,

I HAVE NO MORE QUESTIONS.

EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.

[MURMURING]

[INTERPRETER] KATIE...

FEELS RIGHT...

AND WRONG.

THIS...

WRONG.

WHAT?

[INTERPRETER] THAT...

RIGHT.

MR. PRICE?

UM...THE PEOPLE REST, UH, YOUR HONOR.

[APPLAUSE]

A SWAP MEET IS WHEN YOU TRADE THINGS.

A FLEA MARKET IS WHEN YOU BUY AND SELL.

AND AT YARD SALES, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

ALL RISE.

[JUDGE] YOU MAY BE SEATED.

WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE?

IN THE CASE OF THE PEOPLE VS. RICHARD HELLER,

I FIND THE DEFENDANT GUILTY OF BREAKING AND ENTERING.

[GAVEL POUNDING]

I SENTENCE RICHARD HELLER TO 200 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE,

AND HE WILL NOT BE ELIGIBLE FOR A DRIVER'S LICENSE

UNTIL THE AGE OF 21.

HOWEVER,

IT IS THE RULING OF THIS COURT

THAT, BECAUSE OF KATIE'S EXTRAORDINARY ABILITIES

AND HER RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DEFENDANT

AND MR. CHARNLEY'S POOR RECORD OF ANIMAL CARE,

RICHARD HELLER IS NOW

THE COURT-APPOINTED GUARDIAN OF KATIE,

PENDING PROPER LEGAL DOCUMENTATION.

[CHEERING]

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

WE GOT KATIE. YOU GOT KATIE.

WOW.

A STUNNING DEFEAT HERE TODAY

FOR FLEA MARKET OWNER GUS CHARNLEY,

AND A SURPRISING VICTORY FOR YOUNG RICK HELLER,

WHO'S BEEN AWARDED CUSTODY OF THE REMARKABLE GORILLA.

RICK, HIS MOM MARGARET, AND KATIE

WILL NOW BE HEADING TO HAWAII

TO PARTICIPATE IN A SEMINAR ON PRIMATE INTELLIGENCE.

GOOD LUCK, KATIE, AND HURRY BACK.

SHE HAS BEEN TRYING TO SIGN TO THOSE TWO

EVER SINCE SHE GOT HERE.

YEAH. SHE'S TRYING TO TELL THEM

THAT THE BANANAS ARE GOOD.

WE'VE STUDIED A LOT OF PRIMATES HERE

OVER THE YEARS.

KATIE'S THE SMARTEST I'VE EVER SEEN--

MAYBE TOO SMART.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I DON'T THINK SHE KNOWS

SHE'S A GORILLA.

KATIE PROVED TO BE A FAST LEARNER,

ALTHOUGH SHE CAN BE STUBBORN, LIKE ANY YOUNG PRIMATE--

AT TIMES, VERY STUBBORN.

THE PRESUMED GAP

BETWEEN WE HUMANS AND OUR FELLOW ANIMALS

IS NOT FOUND IN ANY PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS,

NOR IN ANY PSYCHOLOGICAL CHARACTERISTICS.

WE ARE SIBLING SPECIES.

WE DIFFER IN DEGREE ONLY--

NOT IN KIND.

...SEEM TO JUST TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE,

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, THERE YOU ARE.

RICK, IT WAS GREAT HAVING YOU GUYS HERE.

I HOPE YOU BRING KATIE BACK SOMEDAY.

[MARGARET] THANKS FOR HAVING US, JACK.

IT WAS MY PLEASURE. ANYTIME.

COME ON, KATIE. OUT.

LOOK, MOM, I WANT TO LEAVE KATIE HERE.

FOR HOW LONG?

FOREVER.

JACK, IS THAT O.K. WITH YOU?

SURE.

SURE. WE'D BE GLAD TO HAVE HER HERE.

KATIE...

KATIE, BE A GOOD GORILLA, O.K.?

YOU GOT TO STAY HERE WITH JACK.

THIS IS WHERE KATIE BELONGS...

NOT THE LAB.

NOT A CAGE.

HERE.

I KNOW I PROMISED

IT WOULD ALWAYS BE ME AND YOU.

I'D STAY HERE WITH YOU IF I COULD.

I SWEAR.

BUT YOU GOT TO GO BE A GORILLA NOW...

AND I GOT TO GO BE A KID.

KATIE, WAIT.

KATIE!

STOP THE CAR. STOP!

STOP.

AM I A DAD NOW?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK.

LOOK, I'LL COME BACK.

I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN. I PROMISE.

KATIE HOME NOW.

YEAH.

MY EYES ARE WET NOW.

[MAN] * TAKE FROM ME *

* SALT OF MY EARTH *

* BREATH FROM MY HEART *

* TEARS FROM MY EYES *

[WOMAN] * SAVE FOR ME *

* ONE BLUE SKY *

* ONE DROP OF RAIN *

* ONE BORN A CHILD *

* CAN I BRING YOU HOME AGAIN? *

* CAN I FEEL YOUR WIND IN MY FACE? *

* ONE WORLD FOR US *

* ONE WORLD WITH HER OPEN DOOR *

* ONE WORLD THAT WE ALL LIVE FOR *

* LET LIVE AGAIN *

* ONE WORLD FOR US *

* ONE WORLD FOR HUMANITY *

* ONE WORLD MADE OF LAND AND SEA *

* LET LIVE AGAIN *

[SINGING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]

* SAVE A WORLD FOR US *

* ONE WORLD FOR US *

* ONE WORLD FOR US *

* ONE WORLD WITH HER OPEN DOOR *

* ONE WORLD THAT WE ALL LIVE FOR *

* LET LIVE AGAIN *

* AGAIN *

* ONE WORLD FOR US *

* ONE WORLD FOR US *

* ONE WORLD FOR HUMANITY *

* ONE WORLD MADE OF LAND AND SEA *

* LET LIVE AGAIN *

[CHILD] * SAVE FOR ME *

* ONE BLUE SKY *

* ONE DROP OF RAIN *

* ONE BORN CHILD **

CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.

CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1995 WARNER BROS.

[SINGING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]

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