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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,083 He's out. 2 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,252 What do you mean? 3 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,045 Sylvester. He's escaped. 4 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:46,338 Impossible. 5 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,090 Maximum alert. 6 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:56,306 Damn it! 7 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,892 He's been spotted on the mezzanine. 8 00:00:59,101 --> 00:00:59,935 Secure perimeters. 9 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,938 Alert topside. Initiate probers. Move! 10 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,606 Move! Move! 11 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,987 He's exiting the building. Move out. 12 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,663 There he is. Nail him. 13 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:24,793 He's heading for the maze. We've got him. 14 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:29,381 Cut him off! 15 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,049 Toward the fountain. 16 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,052 There he goes. He's headed back. 17 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,805 Coming back, toward the fountain. 18 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:39,933 He's approaching the fountain. Seal him off. 19 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,228 We've got him. 20 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,981 Be careful. He's dangerous. 21 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:51,570 There's nowhere to go, Sly. 22 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,072 Give it up. 23 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,284 Security. 24 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,077 Go. 25 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,038 The rest of you, come with me. 26 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,223 Check the perimeters. 27 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:46,583 Nice try, pal. 28 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,050 Take him. 29 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,063 Stop him! 30 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,010 That'll be quite enough, Sylvester. 31 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,636 There you are, doc. 32 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,680 He nearly made it this time. 33 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:45,350 Tomorrow you will explain how a mere toddler manages to escape... 34 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:50,063 from a laboratory 25 stories below ground. 35 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:51,940 What kind of kids you breeding? 36 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,568 Nearly blew us away with karate. 37 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,612 Remarkable. 38 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:01,658 Once again we demonstrate the superiority of the Kinder method. 39 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:05,287 Take him to the secret lab. 40 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,094 Operation Twincomp, access requested. 41 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,890 Analysing voiceprint. 42 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,808 Review project in summary form. 43 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:27,893 Twincomp... 44 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:32,731 is designed to prove the superiority of the Kinder method of child rearing. 45 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:37,736 To accomplish this, two years ago, twin brothers Sylvester and Whit... 46 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,864 were born to a specially selected surrogate mother. 47 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,951 Director of operations, Dr Elena Kinder, arranged... 48 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:47,412 for Whit to be adopted into the home of her niece... 49 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,916 and her niece's husband, Dr Dan Bobbins. 50 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,461 Sly was placed in the Babyco Hyper-Developmental Habitat... 51 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,589 to be raised under the guidance of the Kinder method. 52 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,050 Summarize operational protocol. 53 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:02,719 It is imperative for the integrity of this experiment... 54 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:06,348 that no one ever discover that Sly and Whit are twins... 55 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,559 especially the boys themselves. 56 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:12,229 A comparative evaluation of the boys will occur by age 6... 57 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:16,233 to establish conclusively the superiority of the Kinder method. 58 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,277 Updating experiment log. 59 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:22,197 Last night, Baby Sylvester made his way up 25 stories, undetected... 60 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,950 escaping from his habitat in a secret lab. 61 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:28,161 Even though it now appears that Sly cannot be controlled... 62 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:32,958 Dr Kinder will be pleased by this display of skill and intelligence. 63 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,003 I however, remain apprehensive. 64 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,974 Under the guidance of its chairman, Dr Elena Kinder... 65 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:52,477 Baby Geniuses lnc. And its parent company Babyco... 66 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,607 are the world's largest manufacturer of products for the baby. 67 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,776 Babyco is also a vital charitable organization... 68 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:03,739 which sponsors orphanages in 10 countries around the globe. 69 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:08,452 The latest one dedicatedjust a week ago, right here in Pasadena. 70 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,247 Today we are deeper in Dr Kinder's debt... 71 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:15,417 for the extraordinary gift. 72 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:20,130 Joyworld, the world's largest indoor amusement park. 73 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:26,637 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the founder and CEO of Babyco... 74 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,640 my friend, Dr Elena Kinder. 75 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,227 Thank you. 76 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:34,394 Thank you. 77 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,732 I'm gonna break out. 78 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:42,444 You can't get hives just because your aunt comes into the room. 79 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:45,530 I can't help it. She starts lying. I start breaking out. 80 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,742 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming here today. 81 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:52,496 We at Babyco believe that babies have a language of their own. 82 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,623 We're dedicated to proving it. 83 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:59,336 Our research in infant potentiality is the model of the field. 84 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,713 But in the final analysis... 85 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:05,842 the simple answer as to why we do what we do is... 86 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,719 we love babies. 87 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,764 Loves babies. 88 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,057 Loves money. 89 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:16,019 All right, ladies and gentlemen. Let's have a party. 90 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:19,189 Welcome to Joyworld. 91 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,794 Look, it's a roller coaster! 92 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:50,095 So the park, of course, will be free for all children. 93 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,431 But the money collected from adults... 94 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:56,018 will go to the Babyco Worldwide Orphanage Foundation. 95 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:58,812 Is this a terrific lady, or what? 96 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,899 This is kind of great. 97 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:04,276 She does a lot of good. 98 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,653 She's good at stealing your ideas. 99 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:07,738 Attention! 100 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:09,823 Has anyone lost a baby? 101 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,159 A very big baby? 102 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,244 Ladies and gentlemen... 103 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,746 Baby Bunting! 104 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:18,457 That looks like your illustration. 105 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:21,501 That looks like Boo Boo Boy from Baby's Good Day. 106 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:24,379 Bunting came into this world just last week. 107 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,591 Now, everything is fully controlled... 108 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:30,344 by our computerized command centre. 109 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:32,054 Hiya, fellas. 110 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,099 And now go to crossover mode. 111 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:39,519 Okay, Richard. Give me Baby Bunting vocal. 112 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,939 What's your name, little girl? 113 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,690 Erin. My name is Erin. 114 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:46,485 What a sweet name. 115 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,321 Give Baby Bunting a big hug. 116 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:51,907 And cue burp... 117 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:52,991 now. 118 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:58,247 Well! Think about changing his diaper. 119 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,749 Come on, honey. This way. 120 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,584 Kids, good news! 121 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:05,003 Robotic Santa and the robotic elves... 122 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:08,590 are waiting to greet you at the robotic North Pole. 123 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:12,427 In fact, we have robotic entertainers located throughout the park... 124 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:15,847 all controlled from our central command centre. 125 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,267 Okay, let's cue up for Robo-Zoo. 126 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,687 And here we have the world's most unique animal farm. 127 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,438 We call it Robo-Zoo. 128 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,024 Each child gets a remote control... 129 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:28,652 to control their own robotic animal. 130 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,446 Why wouldn't you have real animals in your zoo? 131 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:33,991 Good heavens! Anybody could do that. 132 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:37,619 Plastic zoo. That's definitely Aunt Elena's idea. 133 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:39,913 At least she could have introduced you. 134 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,916 She steals from your books, from your research. 135 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,084 I'm flattered. 136 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:47,004 She knows about your breakthrough in infant language. 137 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,381 She'll probably try to steal that too. 138 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:51,800 You make her sound like Attila the Hun. 139 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:57,264 Honey, we're barely able to afford your research facility and the preschool. 140 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,726 She does this all the time. It's just not right. 141 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,061 I think she's just goal-oriented. 142 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,522 Her goal is to take over the world. I know. 143 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,983 I lived with her for more than half my life. 144 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:10,277 And look how great you turned out. 145 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,959 Lenny? 146 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:33,759 Where are you going with those children? 147 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,886 What children? These are not children. 148 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,139 These are plumbers. They're gonna help me fix the sink. 149 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:40,182 Good-luck kiss. 150 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,517 With this house, you need more than luck. 151 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,144 Okay, let's get to work. 152 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:47,773 Just as you thought, our line of expandable infant clothing... 153 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:50,901 has elicited a tremendous response in our first pass. 154 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,446 Huge numbers from the Kmart and Wal-Mart shoppers. 155 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,741 That should increase our market share. Put it in production. 156 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,285 Tell me of the new ones. How many possibles? 157 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,788 - Eight show potential. - Eight out of 500? 158 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:06,792 Elena, statistically, genius occurs once in 10,000 individuals. 159 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:11,004 We expected only five geniuses from the Pasadena Orphanage. 160 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,172 We've got eight. 161 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,107 Don't tell me how well we're doing. 162 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:18,303 Our orphanages and secret labs are costing us 200 million a year. 163 00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:23,308 The sole purpose of these orphanages is to allow us to cull out the geniuses... 164 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,727 - the natural leaders. - We'll do better. 165 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,355 I'll settle for a few more like Sylvester. 166 00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:30,524 Look at what that crackerjack did. 167 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:34,486 All our emphasis has been on keeping the world out of a secret lab. 168 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,781 No one ever considered the possibility of a baby escaping. 169 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:42,452 Just look at this wonderful world we've created for our babies to grow up in. 170 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:45,163 Why would anyone want to escape from here? 171 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:50,252 The one who did is in the work station, no doubt planning his next escape. 172 00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,177 Hello, Sylvester. 173 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,015 - What's he constructing? - We don't know. 174 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,309 He builds all kinds of extraordinary things. 175 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,936 For all kinds of extraordinary purposes. 176 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,980 Just look at that intensity. 177 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,441 There's no other baby like Sylvester. 178 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,276 Well, maybe one. 179 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:15,903 His twin, Whit? 180 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,447 Whit! 181 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,241 Mayday! 182 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,453 Whitley, where is helper number one? 183 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,080 Give me the lug wrench. Whit, hurry up. 184 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:28,749 Go! On the double! 185 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,130 Oh, mama! 186 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:39,801 Mama. 187 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:42,804 Listen, you monkey. 188 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,640 This is a monkey wrench! 189 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,809 Plumber's helper number one, you're fired. Get out of town. 190 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,940 What is that terrible noise? 191 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,609 Noise to us. 192 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,570 But the computers analyse every possible permutation. 193 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:02,950 What we hear as incoherent noise may actually be a musical masterpiece. 194 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,495 Listen to our computer's interpretation of Basil's playing. 195 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:10,249 That's remarkable. 196 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:14,127 It has all the complexities of a symphony by Haydn or Beethoven. 197 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,504 If that's the case... 198 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:20,425 it's possible that what we hear as baby talk is actually conversation. 199 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:25,430 Exactly. And look at this. A child writing on a pad, right? No. 200 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,641 After checking all languages... 201 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:30,686 we found out they're writing the cuneiform language. 202 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,688 They speak their own language. 203 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,023 They understand all others. 204 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,733 Now watch this. 205 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:43,615 Subject One speaks, and we immediately see activity here... 206 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,742 in the lower limbic region... 207 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,287 while Subject Two, as he listens... 208 00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,664 is active in the forebrain. 209 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:54,710 These babies are having a conversation. We just don't understand them. 210 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,963 The instant a child begins to speak in any known language... 211 00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,923 the limbic activity ceases. 212 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,091 As though they forget. 213 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,385 Exactly. Bobbins was right. 214 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,930 What if the limbic activity is not merely speech? 215 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,016 What if it's stored knowledge... 216 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,393 from an early-parent gene pool? 217 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:14,104 Passed from generation to generation. 218 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:15,314 Amazing! 219 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,524 They may know the secrets of the universe. 220 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,110 The greatest breakthrough in history! 221 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,153 Change humanity! 222 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,780 If we find the key to the human mind... 223 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,491 every child will be educated in my method. 224 00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:29,703 Every great mind will be ours to mold. 225 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,415 Let's get them all into the amphitheatre. 226 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,939 Hello, my little baby geniuses. 227 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,150 What are we discussing today? 228 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,904 Could it be postmodern ethical construction? 229 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,322 How about... 230 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,909 the mechanics of human knowledge? 231 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,539 My little Sly one. 232 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:16,875 Sly, tell me... 233 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,920 what are you thinking? 234 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,881 Come on. You can look at me. 235 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,801 What are you thinking? 236 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,719 What are you saying? 237 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,722 Enlighten me, my little Einstein. 238 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:41,024 What do you think? Should I enlighten her? 239 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,068 She won't understand. 240 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,445 She doesn't speak our language. 241 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:47,573 But go ahead. Have fun. 242 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,909 Lead us through the wilderness, my little warrior. 243 00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:54,496 All right, all right. That does it. 244 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:58,041 Doc, if you're gonna talk out of your ass all the time... 245 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,586 maybe you should wear a bow tie on your butt. 246 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,630 Bow tie? On her butt? 247 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,883 On her butt? 248 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,761 That's disgusting, Sylvester. 249 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,140 You know... 250 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:17,185 you think because I don't understand you, I don't understand what's going on. 251 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,938 Don't be too sure about that, honey. 252 00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,900 Yeah, right. And don't call me honey. 253 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,069 Okay, Sly man, one. 254 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,030 Dr Kinder, zip. 255 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,449 You're always busting her chops. 256 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:34,912 Are you kidding? Give me a break. She's Darth Vader in a skirt. 257 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,372 Dr Kinder's our benefactor. 258 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:40,167 Because of her, there will be a new order... 259 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,586 and we will be its leaders. 260 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,713 Don't have a cow, Basil. 261 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,548 Why do you talk like that? 262 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:49,134 Your syntax is atrocious. 263 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,678 It's because he watches TV all the time. 264 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,305 How does he do that? 265 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,515 He converts the monitors. 266 00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,476 You ought to all watch TV. 267 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,853 Check out the real world, like Jerry Springer. 268 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:00,979 And have fun. 269 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,398 This is exactly what Dr Kinder... 270 00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,067 is trying to overcome. 271 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,777 Moral decay. 272 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:08,987 Now you sound like Heep. 273 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,865 Discipline, discipline, discipline. 274 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:13,700 Reward and deprive. 275 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,995 Give the babies a crumb. Take it away. 276 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:21,625 Like Pavlov's dogs. Hold up the bone, the doggies salivate. 277 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:25,212 If they behave, give them a little gristle. 278 00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:26,880 If you don't like it... 279 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,924 why don't you just leave? 280 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,759 He'll just take the next bus. 281 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,929 You're such a weasel, Basil. 282 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,432 Nice face, weasel. 283 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,774 You fool. Dr Heep is watching. 284 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,319 Don't mess with the Sly man, Heepster. 285 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,624 We're back! 286 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,877 Dickie? 287 00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:10,507 Where is he? 288 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,426 Carrie? Whit? 289 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,595 The kids aren't here. 290 00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:16,722 Wait a minute. Hello? 291 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,599 Anybody? 292 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,186 Whit? Is that you? 293 00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:28,358 What's this mess? Look at this water. 294 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,652 No fraternizing with the help! 295 00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:33,572 Carrie, look at you. You are soaking wet. 296 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,783 You are soaking wet. And look at Whit. 297 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,623 You know what? You two go for a swim... 298 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:46,501 and Uncle Lenny and I are gonna have a little talk, okay? 299 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,339 This water here on the floor. Is it dangerous? 300 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,424 Please. The power's out, anyway. 301 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:53,592 The power's out? 302 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,594 Great. Where's Dickie? 303 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,012 I don't know. 304 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,851 Nice 'do, Dickie. 305 00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,520 You look like Mount Pepto-Bismol just erupted. 306 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,481 Pink is cosmic, all right? 307 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,816 For the last time, my name ain't Dickie. 308 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:12,819 It's lce Pick. Would you people get that straight? 309 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,321 Ice Pick... 310 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:18,617 I love the creativity and imagination that you've displayed here... 311 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,662 but no matter how outrageous you act or you dress... 312 00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:24,039 I'm not gonna fire you. So give it a rest. 313 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,833 Love you, pal. Grab a mop. 314 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,629 He could use that pink one he's got on his head. 315 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:39,096 Don't worry. He's just acting out. We'll bring him around. 316 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,390 Can you tell me why we're doing this again? 317 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:46,520 I promised Dan's brother we'd get him through one job without getting canned. 318 00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:49,356 I wish I could afford a makeover like that. 319 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:54,069 These are the bills that have to be paid this month... 320 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,946 but this baby... 321 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,781 is actually a check... 322 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,243 made out to your business for 34 big ones. 323 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:03,495 Dollars, that is. 324 00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:06,874 Why don't you collect from some of these stiffs? 325 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,043 Their kids spend more time here than they do at home. 326 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:13,672 One ring off Elena's finger, you could run this place forever. 327 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,758 That being said, I'm resigning. Effective immediately. 328 00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,803 "Ice Pick". I like that, but it's a little commonplace. 329 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:24,182 What about "Ice Pick the Great" or "Saint Ice Pick"? 330 00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:27,686 Or "The Great and Powerful Wizard of lce Pick"? 331 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,938 Very funny. Seven on a scale of a thousand. 332 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,982 Nose Pick, let me ask you a question. 333 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,652 Why cut new holes? Why not close up some of the old ones... 334 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,446 like your mouth? 335 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:40,532 What is that, an old hippie joke? 336 00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:43,452 Wrong answer. Don't you kids try that at home. 337 00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:46,747 Margo, don't pull on Dickie's earring, okay? Grow up. 338 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:50,834 Ice Pick is right. Auntie Elena should help. 339 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,086 You're not supposed to call her "auntie". 340 00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,047 - Just Elena. - What's it matter? 341 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,174 They can't understand me. 342 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,593 He does so much good. I wish we could help. 343 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,763 I tried. I gave him that idea subliminally... 344 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,056 about a new wing. 345 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,807 What's that do? 346 00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:09,603 Increase their disposable income by a factor of four at least. 347 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,863 Honey! Honey. 348 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,407 Did you hear that? Tell me you heard that. 349 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,493 Whit. He just said, clear as a bell... 350 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,787 "by a factor of four at least". 351 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,205 And I understood it. 352 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,666 This is so great. 353 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,627 It was in their language, but that was the phrase. 354 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,963 Those were the words, "by a factor of four". 355 00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:37,923 Beats the hell out of "dada". 356 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,633 - You got it? - Right here. 357 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,426 - He's got it. - Let's see it. 358 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:43,804 Oh, boy, home movies. 359 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:47,808 He understood our language. 360 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,687 Is that all you have to say? 361 00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:53,480 Okay. Let me think. 362 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:57,150 He's going to want us to explain the secrets of the universe. 363 00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,403 That could be a real problem. 364 00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:04,992 Well, you're in trouble again, Sylvester. 365 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,836 Now go to sleep, or it's Valium for you, pal. 366 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,171 There you are. You got that lock? 367 00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:20,549 I've got the security bonder. 368 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:23,093 Yeah, right. Okay, Sly man... 369 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,429 I've got that surprise I promised. 370 00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:27,723 Let's see you get out of this one, Houdini. 371 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:30,517 Dumb and Dumber. 372 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,185 Lock and load. 373 00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:38,919 Say "cheese". 374 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:40,796 Cheese! 375 00:23:43,382 --> 00:23:46,176 We're currently experiencing technical difficulties. 376 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:49,471 What the hell? 377 00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:53,559 It's too easy. 378 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,021 What do you got? 379 00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,816 A temporary loss of transmission in Quadrant 4. 380 00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,029 Lexi? 381 00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,118 You're out. 382 00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:12,911 Come with me. 383 00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:15,289 I want to, but I'm too scared. 384 00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:17,249 I'll take you to a mall. 385 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,625 A mall? 386 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,377 Really? 387 00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:23,881 I can't. 388 00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:26,967 Wait a minute. 389 00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:29,970 I heard something. You better go. 390 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:32,806 Bye. 391 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,101 Take care of yourself. 392 00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:38,103 I'll miss you. 393 00:24:47,446 --> 00:24:49,198 Quadrant 2's down now. 394 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,701 Don't be late, babe. 395 00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:55,662 Five, four, three... 396 00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,123 two, one. 397 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:03,420 Diaper Express. Right on time. 398 00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:21,313 Diaper gravy. 399 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:26,902 Well, give me liberty or give me death. 400 00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:33,200 Not exactly aromatherapy. 401 00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:38,914 I should've taken death. 402 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:46,296 Yeah, well, there it is in plain English. 403 00:25:48,257 --> 00:25:52,970 It sounds like baby talk, but he's saying, "by a factor of four at least". 404 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,471 How can you tell? 405 00:25:54,763 --> 00:25:59,142 It's like this language that I used to speak, and I've just forgotten it... 406 00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:00,852 except for once in a while. 407 00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:03,063 I believe you, honey. Really, I do. 408 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:04,690 Can I go home now? 409 00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:06,984 Yeah, but remember one thing, Nosebleed. 410 00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:09,319 Dennis Rodman can afford to look like roadkill. 411 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,738 He gets 18 rebounds a game. 412 00:26:17,953 --> 00:26:21,623 Sweet dreams, robo-entertainers. I don't wanna hear any snoring. 413 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:22,916 How were the crowds? 414 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:26,879 20,000 maniacs disguised as kids. How do you think they were? 415 00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:30,215 We had some glitches with Bunting. Bring up his schematic. 416 00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,842 Coming up. 417 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:36,805 The world's biggest video game. 418 00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:40,350 The tracking software needs to be recompiled. 419 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:43,020 If you don't have any dirty diapers... 420 00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:44,730 Dive, dive! 421 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,774 - Come on. I'm looking bad. - He tries so hard. 422 00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:52,070 I hope when I go over and speak their language, I'll remember to thank him. 423 00:26:52,321 --> 00:26:53,739 How could you thank him? 424 00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:58,368 When you cross over, you won't remember anything you know now. 425 00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:01,622 Wait a minute. I got a great idea. 426 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,499 Have you said "dada" or "mama" yet? 427 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:07,336 No, that's so stupid. I've decided... 428 00:27:07,544 --> 00:27:11,924 the first time I speak, I'm gonna quote the Gettysburg Address. Flat out. 429 00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:19,139 No, you gotta say "dada". Say it. He'll go nuts! 430 00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:22,142 He'll call Mom and they'll both go nuts. 431 00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:23,602 I don't know. 432 00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:26,104 You gotta say it. Come on, do it. 433 00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:30,067 I'll do it. 434 00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:35,239 Dada! 435 00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:45,165 You said "dada". 436 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:50,254 She said "dada"! I got it on video. 437 00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:52,464 I can't believe it! I missed it! 438 00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:55,509 - Where is she? - Come on, girl. Where is she? 439 00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:58,011 My little sweetie. 440 00:27:58,262 --> 00:27:59,346 My little doll. 441 00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:01,223 - Told you. - Say "dada". 442 00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:04,268 - Can you say "mama"? - Watch this. Mama! 443 00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:06,311 She said it! 444 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:08,814 She did, she did. 445 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:18,073 What are you feeding those kids anyway? 446 00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:19,491 Too much. 447 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,120 - Happy trails. - Okay, take care. 448 00:28:30,168 --> 00:28:31,712 Diaper gravy. 449 00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:44,141 This is awesome! 450 00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:49,229 Where are the chicks? 451 00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:10,876 Hasta la vista, baby. 452 00:29:25,224 --> 00:29:27,309 All right! Look out, world. 453 00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:28,602 Sly man's here! 454 00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:36,151 The night is young. And so am I. 455 00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:43,450 Diaper gravy. 456 00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:52,543 Having that strange feeling again? 457 00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,920 Yeah. Like somebody's calling me. 458 00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:05,013 It sure happens a lot. What are they saying? 459 00:30:05,264 --> 00:30:08,100 I don't know. But it sure is scary. 460 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,387 Whose little boy are you? 461 00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:50,767 - Whit, what's wrong? - What is it, sweetie? 462 00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:52,060 Hey, come here. 463 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,479 Did something scare you? 464 00:30:54,897 --> 00:30:55,981 Come on. 465 00:30:58,650 --> 00:31:02,070 - Let's take you upstairs. - It's almost bedtime. Let's go. 466 00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:05,282 Down to the last cleaning person, you have passed... 467 00:31:05,616 --> 00:31:08,577 the most stringent security check ever devised! 468 00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:10,871 You each receive salaries 10 times... 469 00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:14,333 that of similar positions in other companies. 470 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:15,667 Why? 471 00:31:15,918 --> 00:31:18,587 You are part of the most momentous experiment... 472 00:31:18,837 --> 00:31:22,424 in the history of corporate research and development! 473 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,176 You are entrusted... 474 00:31:24,509 --> 00:31:25,761 with that knowledge... 475 00:31:26,011 --> 00:31:29,765 and the responsibility that goes with it. 476 00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:32,893 And you have failed that responsibility. 477 00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:37,022 Now I don't care how, or what you do. 478 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:39,858 Get Sylvester back. 479 00:31:40,192 --> 00:31:43,612 Yes, sir, you're someone's little boy, all right. 480 00:31:43,904 --> 00:31:48,075 And there's going to be a reward, and I'm going to be the rewardee. 481 00:31:48,325 --> 00:31:51,119 I'm going to take real good care of you. 482 00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:53,997 Reward? Hell, forget reward. 483 00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:57,543 Let's talk ransom. Yeah, that's what we'll do. 484 00:31:58,126 --> 00:32:00,087 Ransom and easy street. 485 00:32:00,671 --> 00:32:02,589 And if they don't come through... 486 00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:05,133 Well, let's not think about that. 487 00:32:05,842 --> 00:32:07,302 Looking good. 488 00:32:16,645 --> 00:32:19,481 Come back when you're ready to play in the bigs. 489 00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:23,527 I gotta get a disguise. 490 00:32:34,705 --> 00:32:36,290 Good evening. 491 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,418 Good evening. 492 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:42,504 What? This is a fashion statement. 493 00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:43,589 You see that? 494 00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:45,757 It looked like a kid. 495 00:32:46,174 --> 00:32:47,551 That's a baby. 496 00:32:48,510 --> 00:32:50,721 This disguise sucks. 497 00:32:51,638 --> 00:32:53,056 Taxi! 498 00:33:07,446 --> 00:33:08,280 Hey, babe. 499 00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:09,364 Where are we going? 500 00:33:09,573 --> 00:33:13,076 Since I can't walk, I guess we're going wherever my mother's going. 501 00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:14,536 Is that friendly? 502 00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:17,331 What does this look like? The welcome wagon? 503 00:33:17,581 --> 00:33:18,749 Look, I got a problem. 504 00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,125 Take off your clothes. 505 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:23,378 Okay, but at least you could take me to dinner first. 506 00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:25,172 Oy, a comedian. 507 00:33:25,422 --> 00:33:26,256 Yikes! 508 00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:58,830 Who designed this dress? Larry, Moe and Curly? 509 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,209 Call me. 510 00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:05,837 Oh, no. It's Elena's goons. 511 00:34:07,798 --> 00:34:09,633 Don't forget, I'm listed. 512 00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:15,722 Merry Christmas, Morty. See you tomorrow. 513 00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:17,140 Good night, boss. 514 00:34:20,185 --> 00:34:22,646 Sure glad she wasn't wearing heels. 515 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:28,026 One umbrella one Two umbrella two. 516 00:34:28,277 --> 00:34:31,071 - Let's go upstairs to the zoo. - Good night, Amanda. 517 00:34:31,321 --> 00:34:33,699 Good night, Rachel. 518 00:34:33,991 --> 00:34:35,158 Sweet dreams. 519 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,872 That was beautiful. 520 00:34:40,622 --> 00:34:41,790 Sleep tight, you guys. 521 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,793 Yeah, there we go. 522 00:34:45,711 --> 00:34:47,421 We'll watch them till you come up. 523 00:34:48,922 --> 00:34:50,924 - Why don't we have another? - What? 524 00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:52,301 Baby. 525 00:34:52,593 --> 00:34:53,927 I tell you what. 526 00:34:54,303 --> 00:34:57,806 You carry it for 41 l2 months and I'll carry it for 41 l2 months. 527 00:34:58,098 --> 00:35:00,183 Deal. Let's start now. 528 00:35:00,434 --> 00:35:01,768 Honey... 529 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,439 Honey, we adopted Whit... 530 00:35:05,647 --> 00:35:09,234 because we thought that we couldn't have children of our own. 531 00:35:09,526 --> 00:35:12,696 And then we had Carrie. She was our little miracle baby. 532 00:35:12,946 --> 00:35:14,781 And miracles can re-occur. 533 00:35:15,032 --> 00:35:17,910 Well, let's not talk about that right now, okay? 534 00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:19,703 Maybe next year. 535 00:35:19,953 --> 00:35:21,538 Now, sweetheart... 536 00:35:21,997 --> 00:35:25,042 love of my life, father of my children. 537 00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:30,214 Did you tell Mr. Wilson that we wanted a $50,000 loan... 538 00:35:30,464 --> 00:35:31,715 for a new wing? 539 00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:33,217 Oh, yeah, that. 540 00:35:33,467 --> 00:35:34,635 Oh, yeah, that. 541 00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:37,971 - I meant to show you something. - We're behind on the mortgage. 542 00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:40,057 We have to go to the bank and beg. 543 00:35:40,474 --> 00:35:42,476 I just want you to look at some numbers. 544 00:35:42,726 --> 00:35:46,730 Right now we get $300 a month for each baby in the research program, right? 545 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:49,441 Right. If we take in 10 more babies... 546 00:35:49,983 --> 00:35:53,737 we qualify as a Chapter 40 research corporation... 547 00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:55,781 and then we get $900 a baby. 548 00:35:56,031 --> 00:35:57,366 Nine hundred? 549 00:35:57,616 --> 00:35:58,617 So... 550 00:35:58,867 --> 00:36:00,744 the 10 new babies, our six... 551 00:36:01,453 --> 00:36:04,957 that's 14,400 a month, 2,000 a month for the loan. 552 00:36:05,207 --> 00:36:08,252 Even with more help, we'll still operate above break-even. 553 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,754 We can do more research, take in more babies... 554 00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:12,381 lose less money. 555 00:36:12,673 --> 00:36:15,509 This is amazing. This actually makes sense. 556 00:36:16,552 --> 00:36:17,636 Wait a minute. 557 00:36:17,928 --> 00:36:21,515 You don't have a single cell in your entire brain devoted to business. 558 00:36:21,765 --> 00:36:23,141 How did you come up with this? 559 00:36:25,102 --> 00:36:27,312 Actually, I don't think I did. 560 00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:29,356 I think it was... 561 00:36:29,606 --> 00:36:30,440 Whit. 562 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:33,277 Whit told you this business plan? 563 00:36:33,527 --> 00:36:37,781 Well, not tell exactly. It was just... It came to me. 564 00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:40,325 When I was working with him, it kind of... 565 00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:43,704 jumped out of his brain and landed in mine. 566 00:36:44,121 --> 00:36:46,123 I went to the pamphlets. It works. 567 00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:49,459 Kid knows his business. 568 00:36:50,711 --> 00:36:52,462 Got some better news. 569 00:36:53,672 --> 00:36:54,673 What? 570 00:36:54,882 --> 00:36:58,302 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house... 571 00:36:58,552 --> 00:37:01,972 not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. 572 00:37:02,222 --> 00:37:03,140 Or a kid. 573 00:37:03,432 --> 00:37:05,559 Or a toddler. 574 00:37:18,488 --> 00:37:22,242 Okay, Charlie, they're all out for the night. Lock it up. 575 00:37:24,578 --> 00:37:26,580 Sly's in the house! 576 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:28,207 King of the mall! 577 00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:29,666 Macy's. 578 00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:32,920 Damn! I didn't bring my credit cards. 579 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:36,381 Shop till you drop. 580 00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:46,225 Video games. My kingdom for some video games. 581 00:37:49,728 --> 00:37:51,104 What have I got? 582 00:38:03,116 --> 00:38:04,034 Baby Guess. 583 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:05,994 I can get out of drag. 584 00:38:14,169 --> 00:38:15,337 Smoking! 585 00:38:27,558 --> 00:38:29,226 He shoots. He scores! 586 00:39:24,615 --> 00:39:27,826 - World Facts for 800, please. - Answer.. Daily Double. 587 00:39:28,577 --> 00:39:29,828 You're close to the lead. 588 00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:33,624 Donna moved ahead a while ago, but you're just $100 away. 589 00:39:33,874 --> 00:39:35,250 I'll wager 1,100, please. 590 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:38,462 For a $1,000 lead, here's the clue in World Facts. 591 00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:43,008 "Discovered by David Livingstone, Botswana's Lake Ngami... 592 00:39:43,217 --> 00:39:45,969 lies in the northern part of this desert". 593 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:47,304 What is the Kalahari? 594 00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:49,014 What is the Gobi? 595 00:39:49,348 --> 00:39:50,974 No. Wrong part of the world. 596 00:39:51,225 --> 00:39:52,768 What is the Kalahari? 597 00:39:52,976 --> 00:39:55,854 All right, that takes you to 4,800. Pick again. 598 00:39:58,106 --> 00:39:59,691 Do you think we've lived before? 599 00:39:59,942 --> 00:40:02,152 I don't know, honey. That's your area. 600 00:40:02,694 --> 00:40:05,656 The Tibetans believe that when we're born again... 601 00:40:05,906 --> 00:40:08,951 we retain universal knowledge for the first two years. 602 00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:11,954 Then we learn to talk and we forget it all. 603 00:40:12,204 --> 00:40:13,580 They call it "crossing over". 604 00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:16,750 I'm doing a crossword here. Universal knowledge can wait. 605 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,168 No, just think. 606 00:40:19,294 --> 00:40:22,548 What if our babies have all the answers to life? 607 00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:26,843 I'd settle for 28 across. What was it that Miss Muffet sat on again? 608 00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:28,554 Her tuffet. 609 00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:32,015 What the hell is a tuffet anyway? 610 00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:33,809 You got me. 611 00:40:34,810 --> 00:40:38,647 When you tap into universal knowledge, you find out and let me know. 612 00:40:46,196 --> 00:40:49,408 Lexi, you should've been here, kid. 613 00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:20,355 What? You never heard of Weight Watchers? 614 00:41:20,772 --> 00:41:22,232 Diaper rodeo! 615 00:41:23,650 --> 00:41:25,152 On your mark. Get set. Go! 616 00:41:34,328 --> 00:41:36,622 - Here goes Old Faithful. - Sprang a leak! 617 00:41:36,955 --> 00:41:38,332 Come here, sweetie. 618 00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:42,878 - A winner. - Time! 619 00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:46,089 Rotator cuff, rotator cuff injury. 620 00:42:04,107 --> 00:42:08,570 May the wrath of Shiva descend upon you. 621 00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:11,198 Stick to your rapping, Ice Shtick... 622 00:42:11,490 --> 00:42:14,743 and leave the wisecracks to the people with IQs over 40. 623 00:42:15,285 --> 00:42:17,329 It's not rap. It's mantra. 624 00:42:17,663 --> 00:42:21,416 Junior, I was chanting mantras before you were born. 625 00:42:23,418 --> 00:42:26,547 You were chanting mantras before Buddha was born. 626 00:42:27,297 --> 00:42:28,465 Pretty... 627 00:42:29,091 --> 00:42:30,342 That's pretty good. 628 00:42:30,926 --> 00:42:32,636 Christmas shopping. Pray for me. 629 00:42:32,886 --> 00:42:34,513 Want me to take the kids? 630 00:42:34,763 --> 00:42:37,432 You can leave Carrie. I'm going to run some stats. 631 00:42:37,683 --> 00:42:38,850 Okay, come here. 632 00:42:43,772 --> 00:42:45,566 You're going to love it. 633 00:42:45,941 --> 00:42:48,819 That's a car. You can't have a car for Christmas. 634 00:42:49,069 --> 00:42:53,115 It's a little too expensive. Well, maybe a little dinky car would be good. 635 00:43:07,838 --> 00:43:11,592 What the hell was that? I think I just had a kid. 636 00:43:29,776 --> 00:43:31,570 Babyco 1, he's been spotted. 637 00:43:31,904 --> 00:43:33,447 He's heading your way. 638 00:43:36,533 --> 00:43:37,868 Busted. 639 00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:02,267 Right up to the tunnel. 640 00:44:02,517 --> 00:44:03,352 Go on. 641 00:44:16,573 --> 00:44:17,407 We're on him. 642 00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:34,132 Hey, buddy. 643 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,097 Come on, kid. 644 00:44:40,305 --> 00:44:41,640 Give it up. 645 00:44:48,814 --> 00:44:51,024 I hope you got a kick out of that. 646 00:45:15,424 --> 00:45:16,758 Whittie, you there? 647 00:45:19,011 --> 00:45:20,345 Over here. 648 00:45:22,514 --> 00:45:23,891 Sweetie? 649 00:45:24,474 --> 00:45:26,101 You still in there? 650 00:45:26,810 --> 00:45:27,978 Where'd he go? 651 00:45:39,823 --> 00:45:42,117 What was that scream? Was that you? 652 00:45:42,784 --> 00:45:44,745 Sweetie, what are you looking at? 653 00:45:47,164 --> 00:45:50,167 I thought we dressed you in overalls. That's strange. 654 00:45:52,377 --> 00:45:53,837 My little sugar. 655 00:45:54,546 --> 00:45:55,964 Were you scared again? 656 00:45:56,215 --> 00:46:00,636 Come on. I know what's gonna cheer you up. Mommy knows. 657 00:46:19,196 --> 00:46:20,447 Tears? 658 00:46:20,822 --> 00:46:24,159 Could this be guilt for threatening our great work? 659 00:46:27,162 --> 00:46:28,080 Put him down. 660 00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:33,961 I want you to see this boy... 661 00:46:34,169 --> 00:46:37,673 who has jeopardized everything we've worked for. 662 00:46:40,551 --> 00:46:41,802 Serves him right. 663 00:46:42,052 --> 00:46:46,306 Why don't you go talk to your computers, Basil? They understand you. 664 00:46:46,515 --> 00:46:47,891 They don't like him either. 665 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:50,394 All right, Sylvester, go to your room. 666 00:46:50,644 --> 00:46:52,271 We'll settle this later. 667 00:46:54,898 --> 00:46:58,318 For heaven's sakes, someone get him out of my sight! 668 00:47:13,792 --> 00:47:17,546 I've never seen him like this before. Go run some of that off, honey. 669 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,214 Watch out for that rope. 670 00:47:19,464 --> 00:47:23,927 You know, I gave him a couple of slurps of my ice cream and he just went nuts. 671 00:47:26,847 --> 00:47:28,015 Dan, come out here. 672 00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:36,231 I don't know what you feed him, but where can I get some? 673 00:47:39,401 --> 00:47:40,485 How does he do that? 674 00:47:45,407 --> 00:47:48,285 Sugar high. You should've seen him at Baskin-Robbins. 675 00:47:48,535 --> 00:47:50,495 We've been banned for life. 676 00:47:56,919 --> 00:47:58,879 Well, he seems okay. 677 00:48:00,047 --> 00:48:01,798 I'll have a talk with him. 678 00:48:15,187 --> 00:48:17,272 What is wrong with you? 679 00:48:17,814 --> 00:48:20,776 I'm the executive director of a madhouse. 680 00:48:30,327 --> 00:48:31,578 What's wrong? 681 00:48:38,710 --> 00:48:40,462 Nothing ever scares Sly. 682 00:48:41,838 --> 00:48:43,840 I just want him to stop crying. 683 00:48:47,844 --> 00:48:49,972 She's still upset, honey. 684 00:48:50,264 --> 00:48:53,058 It's all right. Just go to sleep, Carrie. 685 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,227 You'll be all right. 686 00:48:55,602 --> 00:48:58,063 - There we are. - Okay, you sleep tight. 687 00:49:01,733 --> 00:49:04,862 First Whit, and now Carrie. Must be contagious. 688 00:49:07,948 --> 00:49:09,491 Night, guys. 689 00:49:11,326 --> 00:49:13,453 Had any of those weird feelings lately? 690 00:49:13,704 --> 00:49:15,289 - What? - You heard me. 691 00:49:15,539 --> 00:49:17,332 Lighten up, will you? 692 00:49:17,541 --> 00:49:18,709 You're not my brother. 693 00:49:18,959 --> 00:49:21,420 You fooled my mom and dad, but you don't fool me. 694 00:49:21,670 --> 00:49:22,754 What do you mean? 695 00:49:23,422 --> 00:49:25,632 - You're not my brother. - Don't be dumb. 696 00:49:29,386 --> 00:49:30,470 Jerk. 697 00:49:31,054 --> 00:49:32,431 She's gonna be trouble. 698 00:49:43,025 --> 00:49:45,152 Play. I'll be watching you. 699 00:49:47,196 --> 00:49:49,114 Want to swing? I'll push you. 700 00:49:50,365 --> 00:49:51,533 I don't want to. 701 00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:53,619 Tell us what happened. 702 00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:57,331 I was at the playground with my mom... 703 00:49:57,581 --> 00:49:58,582 With your what? 704 00:49:58,832 --> 00:50:00,334 He's delusional. 705 00:50:00,542 --> 00:50:02,669 You're such a putz, Basil. 706 00:50:03,045 --> 00:50:03,879 Ignore him. 707 00:50:04,213 --> 00:50:05,380 Go on. 708 00:50:05,797 --> 00:50:09,968 And I climbed up the slide and I bumped into this other kid... 709 00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:12,888 and when I got up, it was me. 710 00:50:13,347 --> 00:50:15,015 What do you mean, it was you? 711 00:50:15,807 --> 00:50:18,810 The other boy. He looked just like me. 712 00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:21,355 What's your name? 713 00:50:21,897 --> 00:50:23,440 Whit. 714 00:50:23,732 --> 00:50:24,900 Oh, boy. 715 00:50:32,366 --> 00:50:35,035 Don't worry, Whit. It'll be all right. 716 00:50:35,285 --> 00:50:37,955 Dr Kinder will take you back to your mother. 717 00:50:38,288 --> 00:50:39,998 She'll do no such thing. 718 00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:41,291 Don't you see? 719 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:44,878 Dr Kinder arranged for the Bobbins to adopt Whit... 720 00:50:45,128 --> 00:50:46,547 for just this purpose. 721 00:50:46,797 --> 00:50:49,424 A twin progressive, comparative experimentation. 722 00:50:49,925 --> 00:50:51,468 What's he talking about? 723 00:50:51,802 --> 00:50:54,179 We don't know, and we're geniuses. 724 00:50:54,471 --> 00:50:57,391 It means Dr Kinder let that quack, Bobbins... 725 00:50:57,599 --> 00:51:00,143 raise Whit while she raised Sylvester... 726 00:51:00,477 --> 00:51:03,647 to demonstrate the superiority... 727 00:51:04,481 --> 00:51:05,816 of the Kinder method. 728 00:51:06,066 --> 00:51:09,403 And wait till she finds out the twins have been switched. 729 00:51:09,736 --> 00:51:14,700 She'll realize she has an opportunity for a living cross-evaluation. 730 00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:16,201 He's at it again. 731 00:51:17,119 --> 00:51:19,913 Obviously Sly, swine though he is... 732 00:51:20,122 --> 00:51:22,332 is superior to this Whit individual. 733 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,084 Gee, thanks. 734 00:51:24,626 --> 00:51:26,712 - She wouldn't do that. - Do what? 735 00:51:26,962 --> 00:51:30,549 Keep a child from its mother just to prove her theory. 736 00:51:30,841 --> 00:51:32,509 Oh, really? 737 00:51:34,511 --> 00:51:36,388 Get Dr Kinder down here. 738 00:51:37,389 --> 00:51:38,932 Tell me, who is this? 739 00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:42,186 That's Sylvester. His brain synapses fire at a rate... 740 00:51:42,394 --> 00:51:44,204 of about 40bondekbondek1bondek2 above normal. 741 00:51:44,354 --> 00:51:46,481 So that's Sly, right? 742 00:51:47,816 --> 00:51:48,734 Look at this... 743 00:51:48,942 --> 00:51:50,527 little person's voiceprint. 744 00:51:51,653 --> 00:51:52,487 So? 745 00:51:53,447 --> 00:51:57,284 Compare it to this voiceprint taken from Sly last week. 746 00:51:58,619 --> 00:51:59,870 Oh, my God! 747 00:52:01,121 --> 00:52:02,456 Oh, my God, no. 748 00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:07,461 Those imbeciles! 749 00:52:13,550 --> 00:52:14,468 Sly? 750 00:52:17,638 --> 00:52:18,889 Whit? 751 00:52:21,850 --> 00:52:23,644 You idiots! 752 00:52:25,062 --> 00:52:26,396 You imbeciles! 753 00:52:26,647 --> 00:52:27,648 You morons! 754 00:52:27,981 --> 00:52:30,108 - You cretins! You, you... - Boring. 755 00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:32,569 Traitors. 756 00:52:35,948 --> 00:52:37,032 No, not... 757 00:52:37,282 --> 00:52:38,534 idiots, no. 758 00:52:41,078 --> 00:52:42,621 You wonderful... 759 00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:45,374 brilliant assemblage. 760 00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:50,045 You have given me the greatest gift of my entire life... 761 00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:53,423 our own living cross-evaluation! 762 00:52:54,216 --> 00:52:55,384 Told you. 763 00:52:56,009 --> 00:52:56,843 Brown nose. 764 00:52:59,054 --> 00:53:00,305 Give them all a raise. 765 00:53:00,597 --> 00:53:01,682 Brilliant. 766 00:53:01,974 --> 00:53:03,725 I feel so warm and motherly. 767 00:53:04,226 --> 00:53:06,353 I think I'll go visit my darling niece. 768 00:53:06,645 --> 00:53:08,188 And the mother of the year is... 769 00:53:09,481 --> 00:53:11,692 Start the comparative tests on Whit. 770 00:53:11,942 --> 00:53:14,736 We'll see how Sylvester's doing among the peasants. 771 00:53:14,987 --> 00:53:16,655 How can she do this? 772 00:53:17,072 --> 00:53:17,990 Don't you understand? 773 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:20,701 Dr Kinder is acting for the greater good. 774 00:53:21,159 --> 00:53:24,204 Maybe it's all right for us, but Whit has a mom and dad. 775 00:53:24,413 --> 00:53:25,581 What's wrong with you? 776 00:53:26,248 --> 00:53:28,458 She's not going to keep Whit forever. 777 00:53:30,711 --> 00:53:31,712 Yeah, sure, Basil. 778 00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:34,756 This is Dr Kinder we're talking about... 779 00:53:35,424 --> 00:53:37,467 not Dr Frankenstein. 780 00:53:42,347 --> 00:53:43,348 Teddie, what is it? 781 00:53:44,099 --> 00:53:45,601 I feel funny. 782 00:53:46,643 --> 00:53:48,020 What's wrong? 783 00:53:48,979 --> 00:53:50,314 She's crossing over. 784 00:53:50,522 --> 00:53:52,441 She's going to be one of the grownups now. 785 00:53:52,774 --> 00:53:55,402 Don't worry. This is the way it's supposed to be. 786 00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:57,196 You'll all cross over soon. 787 00:53:57,779 --> 00:53:58,947 Bye. 788 00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:00,991 Don't go, Teddie. 789 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,910 My God, look at that. 790 00:54:03,118 --> 00:54:05,996 Two years old and the limbic activity is slowing down. 791 00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:09,583 The frontal lobes are taking over. We were right. 792 00:54:10,209 --> 00:54:11,835 Will she remember us? 793 00:54:13,212 --> 00:54:15,172 No, she's one of them now. 794 00:54:15,714 --> 00:54:17,591 Dan, we can't be late. 795 00:54:17,841 --> 00:54:20,969 They're late. They're late for a very important date. 796 00:54:21,178 --> 00:54:25,015 Your mom and dad are off trying to save the farm. Hip, hip, hooray! 797 00:54:25,265 --> 00:54:27,643 Oh, you sweethearts. Thank you. 798 00:54:27,935 --> 00:54:29,770 Thanks, all of you. 799 00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:31,522 Here, you take her. 800 00:54:31,772 --> 00:54:33,440 My little angel. 801 00:54:34,483 --> 00:54:35,484 Who's there? 802 00:54:35,734 --> 00:54:36,568 Let's go see. 803 00:54:41,198 --> 00:54:44,785 Come on. I'll make you breakfast. Pancakes in the shape of a witch. 804 00:54:45,035 --> 00:54:48,413 Still getting your help from the work-release program, I see. 805 00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:54,169 Give Dr Kinder a nice big kiss. 806 00:54:59,174 --> 00:55:00,592 Very nice. 807 00:55:03,804 --> 00:55:05,722 I love coming to this house. 808 00:55:06,223 --> 00:55:08,892 There's just something about it that's so... 809 00:55:11,645 --> 00:55:12,563 homey. 810 00:55:12,813 --> 00:55:15,440 - We were just going out. - You were going out? 811 00:55:17,317 --> 00:55:20,445 Tell me, how is Whit? Is he talking yet? 812 00:55:20,654 --> 00:55:24,825 Actually, two days ago we had some communication in pre-language talk. 813 00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:26,410 Really? 814 00:55:27,077 --> 00:55:28,537 We caught it on video. 815 00:55:28,745 --> 00:55:30,122 On video? 816 00:55:31,123 --> 00:55:33,333 I've translated several whole sentences. 817 00:55:35,377 --> 00:55:36,879 Whole sentences? 818 00:55:37,713 --> 00:55:39,089 I have a wonderful idea. 819 00:55:39,548 --> 00:55:42,301 Why don't we take Whit to the lab? With your gift... 820 00:55:42,509 --> 00:55:44,261 for pre-language... 821 00:55:44,469 --> 00:55:47,890 and our technology, I'm sure we can skip a step or two. 822 00:55:49,016 --> 00:55:49,850 What? 823 00:55:55,981 --> 00:55:57,566 Slow down, pal. What? 824 00:55:58,025 --> 00:55:59,026 Don't do it. 825 00:56:00,903 --> 00:56:02,821 What? What'd he say? 826 00:56:03,488 --> 00:56:04,573 "Don't do it". 827 00:56:05,157 --> 00:56:06,241 That's ridiculous. 828 00:56:06,533 --> 00:56:07,784 What are you saying? 829 00:56:08,035 --> 00:56:09,411 They've got Whit. 830 00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:12,039 Wait a minute. 831 00:56:12,247 --> 00:56:14,625 Who's got Whit? You're Whit. 832 00:56:16,084 --> 00:56:18,545 - Go on. - Can't. 833 00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:20,714 That's all I'm getting. 834 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,258 Isn't that amazing? 835 00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:27,638 I must be running along. I have some serious, important matters... 836 00:56:28,263 --> 00:56:31,016 that I have to attend to. Goodbye, Whit. 837 00:56:37,773 --> 00:56:40,317 Hives. She's up to something. 838 00:56:40,734 --> 00:56:43,654 - What is going on with you today? - We got to go. 839 00:56:43,987 --> 00:56:46,073 You okay, sweetie? You look a little sad. 840 00:56:46,281 --> 00:56:47,449 We do have to go. 841 00:56:48,242 --> 00:56:50,202 Carrie, go back with the babies. 842 00:56:53,705 --> 00:56:56,166 Get me Dr Heep on the phone immediately. 843 00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:59,586 I don't care what he's doing. Get him on the phone now! 844 00:57:01,964 --> 00:57:05,217 Jonathan, I want two of our best men sent down here now. 845 00:57:05,467 --> 00:57:07,511 No! You idiot. No, listen to me. 846 00:57:07,761 --> 00:57:10,222 Dan is beginning to understand both of them. 847 00:57:10,430 --> 00:57:12,516 And if he does, then we go to prison. 848 00:57:12,766 --> 00:57:14,977 We have to have them both. We can't switch them. 849 00:57:16,186 --> 00:57:18,856 I want you to rest here a little minute, okay? 850 00:57:20,274 --> 00:57:22,276 Here we go. There you go. 851 00:57:50,762 --> 00:57:52,431 Margo will be right back. 852 00:57:53,932 --> 00:57:56,059 Keep an eye on that boy now. 853 00:57:59,646 --> 00:58:01,398 You want to tell us about it? 854 00:58:01,648 --> 00:58:02,900 Yeah, I guess so. 855 00:58:03,734 --> 00:58:04,568 What now? 856 00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:06,403 You have to ask? It's the power. 857 00:58:06,653 --> 00:58:09,781 If this house was a dog, we'd have it put to sleep. 858 00:58:15,954 --> 00:58:20,250 Well, would you look at that. The sun is setting in that boy's pants. 859 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:21,835 He wishes. 860 00:58:23,962 --> 00:58:25,714 Nice work there, Dickie. 861 00:58:26,256 --> 00:58:27,257 Real classy. 862 00:58:27,549 --> 00:58:28,550 So I'm fired, right? 863 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,304 Fat chance. Change your shirt and check on the babies. 864 00:58:36,642 --> 00:58:38,685 A lot of Van Gogh in that kid. 865 00:58:38,977 --> 00:58:40,437 His ear is still intact. 866 00:58:40,687 --> 00:58:42,981 - You're weird. - Check on the power. 867 00:58:44,149 --> 00:58:46,443 You just let them take your brother? 868 00:58:46,735 --> 00:58:49,279 - It didn't even bother you? - It bothered me. 869 00:58:50,030 --> 00:58:53,283 There just wasn't anything I could do to help him. 870 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:05,254 We're tracing the power outage, and this property may be the source. 871 00:59:05,504 --> 00:59:08,840 - What can we do to help? - We need access to your hookup. 872 00:59:09,675 --> 00:59:12,553 Ray, why don't you check the basement? I'll look upstairs. 873 00:59:12,803 --> 00:59:14,513 What's going on? Who is that? 874 00:59:14,763 --> 00:59:16,849 It's Elena's goons. They're after me. 875 00:59:17,057 --> 00:59:18,308 Into the bedroom. Hurry up. 876 00:59:18,559 --> 00:59:19,893 What's a goon? 877 00:59:20,519 --> 00:59:22,813 So how long have you been into self-mutilation? 878 00:59:23,105 --> 00:59:24,189 We all need a hobby. 879 00:59:24,439 --> 00:59:26,358 How many bedrooms on this floor? 880 00:59:26,608 --> 00:59:27,985 - Four. - And on the third floor? 881 00:59:28,235 --> 00:59:29,069 Five. 882 00:59:29,278 --> 00:59:32,865 I want you to go down, get my partner and tell him I need a hand. 883 00:59:33,156 --> 00:59:34,783 Keep an eye on the babies. 884 00:59:35,033 --> 00:59:35,951 My pleasure. 885 00:59:36,159 --> 00:59:40,789 Brilliant, Dickie. Why didn't you just stuff me in a suitcase for him? 886 00:59:41,039 --> 00:59:42,291 Close the door. 887 01:00:25,417 --> 01:00:27,169 You must be Sylvester. 888 01:00:27,419 --> 01:00:29,713 I heard about you and your karate. 889 01:00:29,963 --> 01:00:31,465 I'm a black belt. 890 01:00:31,882 --> 01:00:32,966 Care to try me, son? 891 01:00:35,385 --> 01:00:37,471 I'd be too scared. 892 01:00:42,392 --> 01:00:45,187 Now, I guess you expect me to step over this ski... 893 01:00:45,437 --> 01:00:49,024 and you'll jump on the end, and the end will hit me in the gonads. 894 01:00:49,233 --> 01:00:52,444 I'll scream and fall down the stairs. Is that right? 895 01:00:54,863 --> 01:00:57,991 I think you've been seeing too many bad movies, pal. 896 01:00:58,242 --> 01:01:00,953 Because I'm just going to step around the ski. 897 01:01:01,995 --> 01:01:04,289 Just how stupid do you think I am? 898 01:01:09,002 --> 01:01:10,712 Pretty stupid. 899 01:01:15,133 --> 01:01:17,344 Gee, I bet that felt good. 900 01:01:27,396 --> 01:01:28,313 What happened? 901 01:01:28,897 --> 01:01:31,608 Sly kicked him right in the forbidden zone. 902 01:01:40,325 --> 01:01:41,326 What's going on? 903 01:01:41,618 --> 01:01:45,122 A work-related injury. I better go up and see what happened. 904 01:01:56,758 --> 01:01:57,759 Tough guy, eh? 905 01:01:59,177 --> 01:02:00,179 Well... 906 01:02:00,387 --> 01:02:02,598 you're about to meet your worst nightmare. 907 01:02:02,848 --> 01:02:05,142 Goon, that is some lame dialogue. 908 01:02:09,062 --> 01:02:11,607 You really think I'm gonna walk over that ski... 909 01:02:11,857 --> 01:02:13,650 and you're gonna jump... 910 01:02:13,901 --> 01:02:16,361 and that ski's gonna hit me in the gonads... 911 01:02:16,653 --> 01:02:20,032 and I'm gonna scream and make a funny face and fall? 912 01:02:20,657 --> 01:02:21,491 I don't think so. 913 01:02:25,787 --> 01:02:27,289 Cross your legs and smile. 914 01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:48,644 You don't mess with the Sly man. 915 01:02:54,316 --> 01:02:56,443 Driver! Babyco, right away. 916 01:02:58,070 --> 01:03:01,990 Jonathan, I want the laboratory stripped. Disappear. Understand? 917 01:03:02,282 --> 01:03:03,617 I want bare walls. 918 01:03:08,121 --> 01:03:11,792 You told me before that Whit used to get weird feelings. 919 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,835 Like someone was calling him. 920 01:03:14,086 --> 01:03:15,879 I think that was me. 921 01:03:18,423 --> 01:03:20,801 All right, sit on the floor in a circle. 922 01:03:21,051 --> 01:03:23,011 Sit on the floor? In a circle? 923 01:03:23,262 --> 01:03:25,097 What part don't you understand? 924 01:03:25,305 --> 01:03:28,350 Bare walls! I want this place stripped in three hours. 925 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,310 Suppose he does break through? 926 01:03:30,519 --> 01:03:32,646 Nobody will be able to understand Sylvester. 927 01:03:32,938 --> 01:03:34,189 Who'll believe Bobbins? 928 01:03:34,439 --> 01:03:38,694 All he has to do is take Sylvester to the hospital where the twins were born. 929 01:03:38,944 --> 01:03:42,030 Would you be careful? And ask for a handprint validation. 930 01:03:42,281 --> 01:03:44,658 After that, they'll know they've got Sly. 931 01:03:44,908 --> 01:03:49,037 And my darling niece will have the police here in less than an hour! 932 01:03:49,288 --> 01:03:52,040 Bare walls! Bare walls in three hours! 933 01:03:52,249 --> 01:03:55,210 - Move it! - What are you doing? Get a move on! 934 01:03:55,627 --> 01:03:56,461 What's he doing? 935 01:03:57,170 --> 01:04:00,257 Dr Kinder's not taking him back to his parents. 936 01:04:01,008 --> 01:04:02,551 I don't believe it. 937 01:04:03,468 --> 01:04:05,095 Not Dr Frankenstein, huh? 938 01:04:07,139 --> 01:04:10,475 She's gonna move him tonight. We've got to help. 939 01:04:10,726 --> 01:04:11,894 They're coming. 940 01:04:12,186 --> 01:04:13,020 Who's coming? 941 01:04:13,228 --> 01:04:16,440 Sly and the kids. They're coming to break us out. 942 01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:18,275 - When? - Tonight. 943 01:04:18,483 --> 01:04:21,403 We could cross over at any time, and then she wins. 944 01:04:22,279 --> 01:04:24,573 Either you're with her or with us. 945 01:04:24,865 --> 01:04:26,241 We're with you. 946 01:04:26,450 --> 01:04:27,910 Basil, decide. 947 01:04:28,577 --> 01:04:30,162 Decide now. 948 01:04:31,413 --> 01:04:33,123 Let's kick butt! 949 01:04:33,749 --> 01:04:35,125 He's with us. 950 01:04:45,469 --> 01:04:47,596 I think we've got company. 951 01:04:58,273 --> 01:05:00,734 Come on. The mind's a terrible thing to waste. 952 01:05:05,697 --> 01:05:07,407 Come on, troops. Move it. 953 01:05:09,952 --> 01:05:11,203 What are we gonna do? 954 01:05:11,495 --> 01:05:14,748 - We're gonna train. - We're going on a train! 955 01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:18,168 Oy vey! 956 01:05:18,377 --> 01:05:19,878 Up, down, up, down... 957 01:05:20,128 --> 01:05:21,129 This is pathetic. 958 01:05:21,338 --> 01:05:24,633 Hut, two, three, four... 959 01:05:25,926 --> 01:05:29,680 You call those jumping jacks? More like jumping jerks. 960 01:05:29,888 --> 01:05:31,223 Stop! Stop! 961 01:05:33,517 --> 01:05:34,893 Stop! 962 01:05:35,894 --> 01:05:37,145 Hold it! 963 01:05:39,648 --> 01:05:40,899 This isn't working. 964 01:05:41,525 --> 01:05:42,693 What do you expect? 965 01:05:42,985 --> 01:05:44,903 We're geniuses, not ninjas. 966 01:05:45,404 --> 01:05:48,490 Dig deeper, guys. I need warriors. Now move out. 967 01:05:50,075 --> 01:05:53,245 Under the net. Under the net! 968 01:05:53,453 --> 01:05:54,538 What? 969 01:06:04,798 --> 01:06:06,508 Move! Move! Move! 970 01:06:10,846 --> 01:06:12,181 Karate. 971 01:06:17,102 --> 01:06:18,270 Hopeless. 972 01:06:27,905 --> 01:06:30,908 Now let's concentrate. Okay, one at a time. 973 01:06:31,158 --> 01:06:33,535 One at a time! One at a time! 974 01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:36,205 This is harder than I thought. 975 01:06:42,044 --> 01:06:44,046 It's my turn. 976 01:06:52,137 --> 01:06:53,055 Perfect. 977 01:06:55,057 --> 01:06:56,975 Absolutely perfect. 978 01:06:58,185 --> 01:07:01,104 All right, we have to use our secret weapon. 979 01:07:01,939 --> 01:07:03,565 And what's that? 980 01:07:03,899 --> 01:07:06,026 Duby, what is it adults fear most... 981 01:07:06,235 --> 01:07:07,986 - about babies? - Dirty diapers. 982 01:07:09,071 --> 01:07:09,988 You're wrong. 983 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:13,450 They make those stupid faces when they change our diapers. 984 01:07:14,493 --> 01:07:16,954 Dirty diapers. That's funny. 985 01:07:19,456 --> 01:07:20,832 It's our intelligence. 986 01:07:21,041 --> 01:07:23,835 We have to use our intelligence. 987 01:07:25,754 --> 01:07:26,588 That's it. 988 01:07:27,130 --> 01:07:29,132 All right, everybody. Follow me. 989 01:07:46,567 --> 01:07:49,278 All right, everybody. Take your places. 990 01:07:49,486 --> 01:07:50,654 Move it. 991 01:07:51,238 --> 01:07:52,239 Malcolm, take the flank. 992 01:07:53,198 --> 01:07:54,992 Joey, over here with us. 993 01:07:57,953 --> 01:08:00,330 - Sly, do I have time to go potty? - The potty? 994 01:08:00,539 --> 01:08:02,833 You're wearing the potty. 995 01:08:05,210 --> 01:08:08,005 Put it on hold. This is much more important. 996 01:08:08,255 --> 01:08:09,339 Easy for you to say. 997 01:08:11,425 --> 01:08:13,051 You are in my power. 998 01:08:13,427 --> 01:08:15,721 You will obey my commands. 999 01:08:16,346 --> 01:08:18,098 What are you trying to do? 1000 01:08:18,307 --> 01:08:21,727 I think grownups remember our language in their subconscious. 1001 01:08:21,977 --> 01:08:22,811 If I'm right... 1002 01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:24,521 I can hypnotize him. 1003 01:08:25,647 --> 01:08:28,108 You are in my power. 1004 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,694 You will obey my commands. 1005 01:08:31,111 --> 01:08:34,156 Before I take the babies home... 1006 01:08:34,448 --> 01:08:36,158 I will drive to Babyco. 1007 01:08:36,366 --> 01:08:39,870 Everything depends on my driving to Babyco. 1008 01:08:40,829 --> 01:08:42,539 You are in my power. 1009 01:08:42,956 --> 01:08:44,833 You will obey my commands. 1010 01:08:46,126 --> 01:08:48,337 Let's see if we've really got him. 1011 01:08:48,587 --> 01:08:50,505 Lenny, raise your arm. 1012 01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:54,384 All right. 1013 01:08:54,676 --> 01:08:56,970 Make him stick out his tongue. 1014 01:08:57,888 --> 01:08:59,306 Stick out your tongue. 1015 01:09:03,894 --> 01:09:06,021 Make him wiggle his tongue. 1016 01:09:08,899 --> 01:09:10,776 Now, wiggle your tongue. 1017 01:09:17,241 --> 01:09:19,701 Sly, make him pick his nose. Go on. 1018 01:09:20,118 --> 01:09:21,870 Come on, Sly. Make him pick it. 1019 01:09:22,871 --> 01:09:23,789 That's gross. 1020 01:09:24,915 --> 01:09:27,292 - Make him. - Make him pick his nose. 1021 01:09:27,918 --> 01:09:29,169 Pick your nose now. 1022 01:09:30,128 --> 01:09:31,296 Pick it. Pick it. 1023 01:09:40,681 --> 01:09:42,057 When I snap my fingers... 1024 01:09:43,058 --> 01:09:44,142 you'll wake up. 1025 01:09:45,727 --> 01:09:48,689 Lenny, wake up. Time to take the kids home. 1026 01:09:48,939 --> 01:09:52,192 Get their jackets on them. We leave here in 30 minutes. 1027 01:09:52,442 --> 01:09:53,360 I'm up! 1028 01:09:53,986 --> 01:09:55,612 All right, move out. 1029 01:09:57,155 --> 01:09:59,157 Where is that...? 1030 01:10:06,498 --> 01:10:08,876 Boy, this is not your lunch break. 1031 01:10:10,711 --> 01:10:13,088 All right, lce Pick. Hop to it. 1032 01:10:27,769 --> 01:10:29,104 Come on, Carrie. 1033 01:10:29,354 --> 01:10:30,522 Aren't you coming? 1034 01:10:30,772 --> 01:10:32,900 No, I got a job to do here. 1035 01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:35,611 I don't know but I've been told 1036 01:10:35,861 --> 01:10:38,071 Eskimo girls are mighty cold 1037 01:10:38,447 --> 01:10:40,574 Dr Kinder is a son of a gun 1038 01:10:40,908 --> 01:10:43,118 Got cooties and they weigh a ton 1039 01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:46,121 One, two, three, four One, two 1040 01:10:46,330 --> 01:10:47,247 Three, four. 1041 01:10:47,539 --> 01:10:49,833 - We got it! We got it, Margo! - We did it! 1042 01:10:50,125 --> 01:10:51,376 Where is everybody? 1043 01:10:53,045 --> 01:10:55,422 You got what? An eviction notice? 1044 01:10:55,714 --> 01:10:58,509 We get the whole ball of wax. The loan, everything. 1045 01:10:58,759 --> 01:11:00,469 We find out tomorrow. Where is everybody? 1046 01:11:00,719 --> 01:11:02,596 Out delivering the kids. 1047 01:11:02,846 --> 01:11:04,014 Is everything okay? 1048 01:11:04,264 --> 01:11:06,558 I don't know. Something weird's going on. 1049 01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:08,310 I got a bad feeling. 1050 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:09,561 Mrs. Dexter? 1051 01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:11,730 He hasn't? 1052 01:11:12,231 --> 01:11:14,107 Randy hasn't gotten home yet. 1053 01:11:14,358 --> 01:11:17,236 - Okay. I'll get right on it. - It's late. 1054 01:11:22,533 --> 01:11:24,243 Mrs. Walters? 1055 01:11:25,953 --> 01:11:28,664 I know. Well, we're checking into it. 1056 01:11:28,914 --> 01:11:30,332 It's probably a flat tire. 1057 01:11:30,582 --> 01:11:32,417 Okay, I'll phone you back. 1058 01:11:34,211 --> 01:11:35,212 I'll phone the bus. 1059 01:11:38,966 --> 01:11:39,800 Bobbins' bus. 1060 01:11:41,635 --> 01:11:42,553 Where are you? 1061 01:11:44,304 --> 01:11:47,474 We have a vitally important errand at Babyco. 1062 01:11:48,225 --> 01:11:52,145 We have a vitally important errand at Babyco. 1063 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,531 What did he say? 1064 01:12:02,823 --> 01:12:05,534 They had a vitally important errand at Babyco. 1065 01:12:05,784 --> 01:12:08,161 Dickie was kind of saying it along with him. 1066 01:12:08,453 --> 01:12:10,122 Like a song-and-dance team? 1067 01:12:10,372 --> 01:12:12,457 I don't know. They sound like robots. 1068 01:12:12,708 --> 01:12:15,711 What kind of errand could they possibly have at Babyco? 1069 01:12:20,841 --> 01:12:21,925 What is it, honey? 1070 01:12:24,845 --> 01:12:26,221 Yes, Mrs. Skyla. 1071 01:12:27,681 --> 01:12:30,934 I think she's trying to tell us something about Whit. 1072 01:12:32,352 --> 01:12:34,479 - He's in the bathroom. - Quack, quack. 1073 01:12:35,522 --> 01:12:37,316 What are you trying to tell us? 1074 01:12:37,524 --> 01:12:39,359 He went off with a duck? 1075 01:12:42,196 --> 01:12:43,363 What is it, sweetie? 1076 01:12:43,572 --> 01:12:44,406 Babyco. 1077 01:12:46,491 --> 01:12:48,410 Hello. Mrs. Hebutis. 1078 01:12:48,911 --> 01:12:50,996 Concentrate, Daddy. 1079 01:12:51,246 --> 01:12:52,998 You can do it, Daddy. 1080 01:12:54,124 --> 01:12:55,209 Try. 1081 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:56,877 Go on. I'm getting it. 1082 01:12:57,127 --> 01:12:59,171 Connect with your inner child. 1083 01:13:01,089 --> 01:13:03,884 - Try harder. Danger! - What? 1084 01:13:04,885 --> 01:13:07,804 Whit has a twin brother called Sly. 1085 01:13:08,055 --> 01:13:10,265 He's been here for the last two days. 1086 01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:12,351 - What? - What "what"? 1087 01:13:12,893 --> 01:13:15,687 Sly and Whit got switched at the mall. 1088 01:13:15,896 --> 01:13:20,067 And Dr Kinder kept Whit in her secret lab to experiment on. 1089 01:13:20,567 --> 01:13:21,568 Oh, my God! 1090 01:13:21,818 --> 01:13:24,029 - What? - She says Elena has a secret lab. 1091 01:13:24,238 --> 01:13:26,448 I don't believe this. Whit and Sly got switched. 1092 01:13:26,657 --> 01:13:28,492 What? Who's Sly? 1093 01:13:28,742 --> 01:13:32,579 She's getting rid of the lab and moving the babies to Liechtenstein. 1094 01:13:33,497 --> 01:13:35,541 Liechtenstein? Oh, my God! 1095 01:13:35,832 --> 01:13:37,376 Liechtenstein? What Liechtenstein? 1096 01:13:37,626 --> 01:13:39,211 I'll tell you on the way. 1097 01:13:39,878 --> 01:13:42,256 Sweetie, do you know all the secrets to life? 1098 01:13:42,464 --> 01:13:45,634 Sure. Piece of cake. I'll explain when you get back. 1099 01:13:46,593 --> 01:13:49,596 - What's with the Liechtenstein? - I'll tell you. 1100 01:13:56,979 --> 01:13:59,189 Liechtenstein. I hate Liechtenstein! 1101 01:14:00,399 --> 01:14:04,319 Hello? 911? This is an emergency. 1102 01:14:04,528 --> 01:14:08,031 - What is the nature of this emergency? - There's been a kidnapping. 1103 01:14:08,323 --> 01:14:09,908 And who's been kidnapped? 1104 01:14:10,117 --> 01:14:11,535 My son. 1105 01:14:11,785 --> 01:14:13,996 How old is he? Who kidnapped him? 1106 01:14:14,288 --> 01:14:17,499 He's almost 2, and his aunt did it yesterday at the mall. 1107 01:14:17,708 --> 01:14:20,168 His aunt kidnapped him at the mall yesterday? 1108 01:14:20,419 --> 01:14:22,546 - Right. - And you're just reporting it? 1109 01:14:22,754 --> 01:14:25,048 She switched him for his twin brother. 1110 01:14:25,299 --> 01:14:26,967 She switched him with his twin? 1111 01:14:28,051 --> 01:14:30,179 - How do you know this? - My daughter told me. 1112 01:14:30,429 --> 01:14:31,597 How old is she? 1113 01:14:32,097 --> 01:14:33,098 Eighteen months. 1114 01:14:33,307 --> 01:14:35,684 - I know this sounds strange. - No, sir. 1115 01:14:35,934 --> 01:14:38,395 I get this kind of call all the time. 1116 01:14:39,271 --> 01:14:40,939 Now let me get this straight. 1117 01:14:41,148 --> 01:14:43,942 Your 18-month-old daughter told you... 1118 01:14:44,193 --> 01:14:46,403 that her aunt kidnapped your son... 1119 01:14:46,612 --> 01:14:49,281 by trading him for his twin at the mall? 1120 01:14:49,865 --> 01:14:51,617 - Is that about it? - Listen. 1121 01:14:51,825 --> 01:14:55,996 This woman is moving all of the babies to a secret lab in Liechtenstein! 1122 01:14:56,705 --> 01:14:59,249 A secret lab in Liechtenstein? 1123 01:14:59,791 --> 01:15:01,543 Well, that is serious. 1124 01:15:01,793 --> 01:15:05,964 Give me your name, sir, and I'll get you all the help you need. 1125 01:15:06,423 --> 01:15:08,467 - She thinks I'm nuts. - Well, no wonder. 1126 01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:10,761 911? 1127 01:15:11,053 --> 01:15:13,597 Now listen. You know that Babyco building? 1128 01:15:13,847 --> 01:15:18,185 There's a bomb in there, and we're going to blow those little suckers to Venus! 1129 01:15:22,105 --> 01:15:24,066 You wanted cops? You got cops. 1130 01:15:26,568 --> 01:15:29,029 The magnificent Sly and the Bobbins' babies... 1131 01:15:29,279 --> 01:15:32,491 have a vitally important errand at Babyco. 1132 01:15:36,745 --> 01:15:38,872 Security personnel, report to stations. 1133 01:15:39,122 --> 01:15:40,290 What are you doing? 1134 01:15:40,541 --> 01:15:42,668 The magnificent Sly and the Bobbins' babies... 1135 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,963 have a vitally important errand at Babyco. 1136 01:15:51,134 --> 01:15:52,302 What's up, doc? 1137 01:15:52,594 --> 01:15:53,679 Well, well... 1138 01:15:53,887 --> 01:15:56,265 the resourceful Mr. Sly. 1139 01:15:57,015 --> 01:15:58,976 Go! Go! Move! 1140 01:15:59,309 --> 01:16:02,062 I don't know who your friends were, Sly... 1141 01:16:02,312 --> 01:16:03,939 but I do know one thing. 1142 01:16:04,523 --> 01:16:06,316 You are mine. 1143 01:16:06,650 --> 01:16:08,777 See you in Joyworld, doc. 1144 01:16:20,914 --> 01:16:23,292 You know the drill. Take your places. 1145 01:16:23,584 --> 01:16:25,794 I'll be in the control centre. Move out. 1146 01:16:33,510 --> 01:16:35,220 Show me the money. 1147 01:16:35,512 --> 01:16:37,306 Fasten your seat belt, doc. 1148 01:16:37,556 --> 01:16:38,974 The ca-ca's gonna hit the fan. 1149 01:16:40,684 --> 01:16:43,604 Okay, robo-entertainers, where are you? 1150 01:16:48,609 --> 01:16:49,526 Beautiful. 1151 01:16:50,194 --> 01:16:51,612 Where are you, big boy? 1152 01:16:53,197 --> 01:16:55,199 Okay, baby, nappy's over. 1153 01:16:55,949 --> 01:16:57,367 Come on, you can do it. 1154 01:16:57,743 --> 01:16:59,203 Give me five. 1155 01:16:59,536 --> 01:17:00,704 That's it. Cool. 1156 01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:04,208 Let's bring up some schematics. 1157 01:17:04,917 --> 01:17:07,836 Great. Now for a little rewiring, boys. 1158 01:17:08,670 --> 01:17:09,504 And then... 1159 01:17:09,713 --> 01:17:11,673 let the games begin. 1160 01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:16,386 Bring my helicopter to the helipad at the back of Joyworld. 1161 01:17:16,678 --> 01:17:18,972 Hover and descend on my command. 1162 01:17:28,732 --> 01:17:31,360 What can you hope to get from this? 1163 01:17:31,568 --> 01:17:33,862 Just a little satisfaction, doc. 1164 01:17:35,197 --> 01:17:37,491 Okay, let's get ready to move out. 1165 01:17:38,075 --> 01:17:40,452 All right, Sly, come off it. 1166 01:17:40,744 --> 01:17:42,454 I know it's you. 1167 01:17:42,704 --> 01:17:45,082 Okay, brother, make your move. 1168 01:17:51,338 --> 01:17:53,215 All right. The fun is over. 1169 01:17:53,549 --> 01:17:55,676 Okay, boys, let's march. 1170 01:17:58,262 --> 01:17:59,346 Lights... 1171 01:18:01,682 --> 01:18:02,766 camera... 1172 01:18:04,184 --> 01:18:05,018 action! 1173 01:18:14,194 --> 01:18:15,028 Baby... 1174 01:18:15,237 --> 01:18:17,072 want a hug. 1175 01:18:17,614 --> 01:18:19,700 Baby want a hug. 1176 01:18:20,325 --> 01:18:22,119 - Get them, you fool! - Go! 1177 01:18:23,161 --> 01:18:25,289 Baby want a hug. 1178 01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:31,962 What? No hug? 1179 01:18:34,131 --> 01:18:36,675 That make Baby Bunting mad. 1180 01:18:37,134 --> 01:18:38,302 Get the baby! 1181 01:18:38,510 --> 01:18:39,595 Right cross. 1182 01:18:41,013 --> 01:18:42,181 Left hook. 1183 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,017 You the one, baby. 1184 01:18:45,225 --> 01:18:47,686 Okay, alien, a little target practice. 1185 01:18:50,731 --> 01:18:52,065 Blew his brains out! 1186 01:18:56,361 --> 01:18:58,155 Merry Christmas! 1187 01:19:00,866 --> 01:19:02,492 And a happy New Year. 1188 01:19:06,121 --> 01:19:09,625 What's the matter with you guys? These are oversized dolls! 1189 01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:10,709 Go, clown. 1190 01:19:11,335 --> 01:19:12,836 You know the drill. 1191 01:19:19,718 --> 01:19:23,013 Lexi, kangaroo. Duby, ostrich. 1192 01:19:28,769 --> 01:19:31,522 Oh, behave, baby! 1193 01:19:37,528 --> 01:19:39,279 Enjoy the ride, suckers! 1194 01:20:15,190 --> 01:20:16,275 Not yet. 1195 01:20:16,775 --> 01:20:18,485 Not yet. Now! 1196 01:20:39,464 --> 01:20:40,299 Take him. 1197 01:20:40,591 --> 01:20:43,135 You take him. I saw what happened last time. 1198 01:20:49,766 --> 01:20:52,227 All right. The Whit man's in the house. 1199 01:20:52,644 --> 01:20:53,812 Get him! 1200 01:21:10,329 --> 01:21:12,039 Basil, out of the park. 1201 01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:16,793 All right, Lexi. Give me five, Basil. 1202 01:21:17,044 --> 01:21:18,712 We're out of here. 1203 01:21:25,177 --> 01:21:27,638 You don't mess with the Sly man, Heep. 1204 01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:06,051 Stop! Stop! 1205 01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:08,262 It's you and me, Sly. 1206 01:22:08,512 --> 01:22:10,305 Mano a mano. 1207 01:22:10,556 --> 01:22:13,642 You're a tremendous disappointment to me, Sylvester. 1208 01:22:13,892 --> 01:22:17,729 You never understood the importance of the work. 1209 01:22:18,438 --> 01:22:20,649 Why, you could've known greatness. 1210 01:22:20,899 --> 01:22:23,944 Instead, you're just gonna be another... 1211 01:22:24,444 --> 01:22:25,612 another kid. 1212 01:22:30,826 --> 01:22:33,287 Are you smart enough to keep your mouth shut? 1213 01:22:36,206 --> 01:22:37,875 Need I say more? 1214 01:22:42,379 --> 01:22:43,463 Et tu, Basil? 1215 01:22:44,214 --> 01:22:45,549 And proud of it. 1216 01:23:04,193 --> 01:23:06,403 Sly, I knew you'd come back for me. 1217 01:23:06,904 --> 01:23:08,572 Every time, kiddo. 1218 01:23:12,618 --> 01:23:14,494 Sly, are you okay? 1219 01:23:14,745 --> 01:23:15,913 I feel funny. 1220 01:23:17,664 --> 01:23:21,001 No. I think that's Sly. Sly, are you okay? 1221 01:23:22,669 --> 01:23:24,004 What? 1222 01:23:24,463 --> 01:23:25,547 Helicopter. 1223 01:23:25,839 --> 01:23:27,841 - The helicopter pad? - Roof. 1224 01:23:28,091 --> 01:23:29,343 The roof? He's on...? 1225 01:23:29,635 --> 01:23:31,553 Oh, my God. Elena! 1226 01:23:45,108 --> 01:23:46,693 Here, take him. 1227 01:23:47,444 --> 01:23:48,445 All right, take him up. 1228 01:24:06,839 --> 01:24:08,215 Take it up, you fool! Up! 1229 01:24:08,465 --> 01:24:09,550 Up? 1230 01:24:10,467 --> 01:24:11,301 Oh, my God! 1231 01:24:27,776 --> 01:24:29,987 Dan, are you all right? Are you okay? 1232 01:24:30,237 --> 01:24:31,405 Mommy! 1233 01:24:32,322 --> 01:24:33,490 Mommy! 1234 01:24:34,825 --> 01:24:36,243 Aunt Elena! 1235 01:24:40,205 --> 01:24:41,123 Auntie Elena! 1236 01:24:44,751 --> 01:24:45,836 Lower the chopper. 1237 01:24:51,383 --> 01:24:53,844 Lower the helicopter immediately. 1238 01:24:54,052 --> 01:24:55,304 Do it now. 1239 01:24:55,596 --> 01:24:58,140 This is your last warning. 1240 01:24:58,682 --> 01:25:00,809 Lower the chopper. 1241 01:25:08,859 --> 01:25:11,069 Officer, arrest this woman. She's insane! 1242 01:25:11,278 --> 01:25:12,779 She's trying to harm the babies. 1243 01:25:12,988 --> 01:25:16,074 Auntie Elena, you tell them or I swear to God... 1244 01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:19,494 For heaven's sakes, stop calling me that. 1245 01:25:19,828 --> 01:25:21,538 I am not your aunt. 1246 01:25:21,955 --> 01:25:23,040 You're not my aunt? 1247 01:25:23,290 --> 01:25:25,918 Your mother adopted you when you were 2! 1248 01:25:26,418 --> 01:25:27,336 I was adopted? 1249 01:25:27,878 --> 01:25:31,465 Do you actually think that you and I come from the same gene pool? 1250 01:25:31,673 --> 01:25:34,384 Thank you, God. Thank you. Thank you! 1251 01:25:38,096 --> 01:25:41,308 I would have felt terrible hitting my aunt like that. 1252 01:25:43,060 --> 01:25:44,228 Officer, that's my son. 1253 01:25:44,436 --> 01:25:46,980 - This is your child, ma'am? - I know my son. 1254 01:25:50,526 --> 01:25:52,152 Look at your daddy. 1255 01:25:56,782 --> 01:25:58,158 Look at you. 1256 01:26:04,540 --> 01:26:06,166 Are you crossing over? 1257 01:26:07,584 --> 01:26:08,836 I think maybe I am. 1258 01:26:10,587 --> 01:26:12,881 Maybe it won't be so bad. 1259 01:26:13,590 --> 01:26:15,717 There's just so much they don't know. 1260 01:26:15,968 --> 01:26:17,302 You're right about that. 1261 01:26:18,095 --> 01:26:19,930 But they try so hard. 1262 01:26:20,180 --> 01:26:21,557 You gotta love them. 1263 01:26:23,350 --> 01:26:25,102 I'll see you on the other side. 1264 01:26:27,062 --> 01:26:29,273 I feel kind of funny myself. 1265 01:26:32,276 --> 01:26:33,777 See you. 1266 01:27:11,565 --> 01:27:12,399 Honey! 1267 01:27:13,859 --> 01:27:14,943 Honey! 1268 01:27:15,485 --> 01:27:18,238 It was a giant baby and a dinosaur. 1269 01:27:18,572 --> 01:27:20,949 - You're remembering. - Something about Dickie. 1270 01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:23,327 Dickie and Lenny. They were like a team. 1271 01:27:23,577 --> 01:27:25,454 - Something like that. - The twins! 1272 01:27:25,704 --> 01:27:27,331 It was a secret lab. 1273 01:27:27,581 --> 01:27:29,249 Liechtenstein. Where are the boys? 1274 01:27:29,499 --> 01:27:31,460 - Everything's fine. - It's true. 1275 01:27:31,710 --> 01:27:34,004 Babies do talk. Now the whole world knows. 1276 01:27:34,254 --> 01:27:35,672 But only you understood them. 1277 01:27:35,923 --> 01:27:38,008 Whit and Sly. They can tell us everything. 1278 01:27:38,217 --> 01:27:39,676 Guys. 1279 01:27:41,553 --> 01:27:43,931 Hey, twins! We've got twins. 1280 01:27:44,890 --> 01:27:47,601 Okay, guys, tell me the secrets of life. 1281 01:27:47,976 --> 01:27:51,313 Come on, Sly, what's up? What's going on out there? 1282 01:27:51,563 --> 01:27:52,814 They've crossed over. 1283 01:27:53,065 --> 01:27:54,942 What? You've crossed over? 1284 01:27:56,151 --> 01:27:59,238 No secrets of life. No universal knowledge. 1285 01:27:59,696 --> 01:28:02,074 Wait. Carrie knows it. Come here, Carrie. 1286 01:28:02,950 --> 01:28:03,867 - Right. - Come here. 1287 01:28:05,202 --> 01:28:06,787 Come here, sweetie. 1288 01:28:06,995 --> 01:28:08,872 Come on. Tell me everything. 1289 01:28:09,122 --> 01:28:10,207 Come on. 1290 01:28:11,667 --> 01:28:13,043 Come on, honey. 1291 01:28:13,710 --> 01:28:15,921 Gee, another Kodak moment. 1292 01:28:16,797 --> 01:28:17,798 I get it. 1293 01:28:18,006 --> 01:28:20,634 You're not gonna tell me a thing, are you? 1294 01:28:21,426 --> 01:28:22,261 Nope. 1295 01:28:22,469 --> 01:28:26,723 I think she's trying to tell you this is the way things are supposed to be. 1296 01:28:27,558 --> 01:28:29,184 No secrets of life. 1297 01:28:29,685 --> 01:28:32,229 You want to see the real secret of life? 1298 01:28:33,272 --> 01:28:34,773 Take a look. 1299 01:30:51,827 --> 01:30:55,163 Okay, that's a wrap! You're out of here, Sly. 1300 01:30:55,706 --> 01:31:00,752 If they think I'm doing the sequel for less than 20 mil, they're nuts.92945