All language subtitles for Albert (2015) [ Animation, Action, Adventure ]

(Baby crying)

What?

- What was it sound?
- Smith slaughtered a pig.

So high
can a pig let alone scream.

Hooray!

- Albert has been born! Yahoo!
- Yahoo!

He can already talk
and wag their ears.

Albert?

No! And you can already go!

Where are you clever.

Ha ha!

Hello! Come and see.

- Look at what he can.
- Oh, where is he talented.

- And great.
- Yes. 21, 22nd

He grows with every step,
he takes.

Oh yes!

What was it? A hen?

- And he has grown again.
- No, where is he big and clever.

He can soon everything yourself.

(Ruckus and baby language)

What is it?

(Bell)

Oh, mother's own big boy.

Where is he talented.
Fact, I believe he has grown again.

Of all the terrible accident in the world
boys are now the worst.

Dear fellow citizens, it makes me
terribly sorry to meddele-

- The Kalleby now a town
without a statue.

The statue was the city's pride.

A memory of our great
Balloon skipper Leopoldus.

When the kid's fault,
he must obtain a new statue.

He's only a young child.
Moreover, he called Albert.

Yes Yes. He can fix,
when he gets bigger. You are so sweet.

So is the case in the order.

But would that Albert could instead
provide us a real ballonskipper-

- Which in turn could make Kalleby
rich and famous.

- Do you remember it, honey?
- Of course. Oh, how he grew.

And come to school with
his good friend, Egon, the bandit.

Yes ...

But Lange Palle ... Ham have Albert
never been friends with, right?

Oh, no.

Oops! Perched pear tree.
Then there was trouble.

Yes. Ham shoemaker is as sour,
as his pears are sweet.

Oh, look at the two boys.
They are always together.

Yes. They must be
the world's best friends.

- Pirate Club!
- Air Skipper Club!

- Pirate Club!
- Air Skipper Club!

Pirate Club!

- It was me who came up with a club.
- We have no hot air balloon.

Or a pirate ship or guns.
It must have.

Otherwise, there is no harm in
to be a pirate.

But what sort of club
should we do?

We're just doing a rogue club.
Rogues do not have any guns.

- What is a rogue?
- A bandit.

- What are crooks then?
- Smoking cigars and drinking beer.

That I do not want to be involved.
Then I just grounded.

- Okay, but ... so what?
- Maybe we could take no prisoners.

Good idea.
It makes crooks also sometimes.

We could catch some girls
and cram them down in the basement.

- Shall we kiss them?
- Ad! Are you crazy, man?

- Real crooks hate girls.
- Ha, ha.

- It is Judith. The one we take.
- Are you crazy?

- What do we do with her mother?
- The one we kill.

- I dare not. What if she screams?
- So we will flee. It makes crooks.

- Aaaah! Attack!
- Attack!

See, Mom. They are from school.
The ugly with the glasses is Albert.

To not talk about others. The
the ugly guy does not do.

- Now we kill you.
- Are not they funny, Mom?

Sure. They are as mighty funny,
but they see something dirty out.

- Yes, but I must not play with them?
- Do not talk about. They certainly have fleas.

You always come to grief. Destroyed
you are not also the statue, little friend?

Come on.

Did you hear that? She called me little friend
and patted me on the head.

We should have made a pirate club.
So they had not called little friend.

People in Kalleby do not like me.
It is with the statue.

We need to help change this, Egon.
Come on.

Oh yes, man!

Come closer,
come nearer.

Come closer, come closer,
all people in Kalleby.

I am now a big boy
and would like to undo the damage:

The damage was done,
when I toppled statue.

Yes! It was indeed time.

This I must say.

Tell me,
it is not my underwear?

And my boots!

And now! Egon, start the machine.

Impossible kid.

Now Kalleby finally statue
with a proper large balloon.

Whoa! It's my belt.

- I'll get hold of you, Albert.
- It was my pants. Naughty boy!

Albert! What were you thinking?
You call to make things right again?

Oh, oh.

Dear friends, the people of Kalleby.
It was just a taste.

Will there be more?

Do not settle for a statue. No,
we must have a real air skipper.

Therefore, I travel the world.

When I come home again ...

No, that is!

So I'm not just Albert So I
air skipper Albert, the city's proud son.

It is our big boy.
Oh, where is he, however wise and clever.

Of all the crazy ones, who have lived in
city, Albert the most skruptossede.

- I thought we were friends.
- Of course. What are you talking about?

- You will travel from me.
- Nonsense. You must.

Niksen. I will only,
if we are to be pirates.

I can not leave without you.
You are my best friend.

It gets you the need,
I will be here.

So it said.

- Well?
- Hello, Palle.

So you must be air skipper? You have
also always been so full of hot air.

You're just one of those silly little boys,
who have nothing but cotton wool in the head.

Here in the city I choose, and I can
decide that you decide on.

I could give you a proper
ass, if it should be.

- Should it be?
- I do not have any bird of prey.

- And not by you.
- Are you stupid, or are you naughty?

- Uh, I'm stupid.
- Well, then you are naughty?

Now you see what you do
by such some belt thieves.

So is there something
to become captain soon.

If you try to run away,
then there Pallet bank.

Practice! Why is there always a big
fool who makes life difficult for the small?

Ha ha!

I think there's a guy inside your
hen house, and he's been a terrorist.

No, I never!
Who do you think such a brat in?

- Egon?
- Cheeky rascal.

It should he come to regret.
You do not just shut my chickens out.

Ha ha! Now the little shit
proper place.

What? So that you thought
your long lemmedasker?

- Me fooling not so easy.
- Ouch! My ears can not handle it.

In the whole wide world
There is nothing worse than boys.

Yes, broccoli is worse.

When I finish with you,
my fine friendship

- I build a fence that is
twice as loud around my garden.

That way there are no naughty boys
in. So I have chicken and pears in peace.

When we get home in a balloon,
we fly when just over the fence.

- Not too, Egon?
- Do you hear never at me, Albert?

- I do not want to go.
- But I thought ...

Should you not have a pancake? They
is even better than they used to be.

- I am not hungry.
- What? You used to love pancakes.

- What's the matter, dear?
- Nothing.

- Albert? Is it something with Egon?
- You have enemies?

We are such a ... disagree.

Albert, you are the world
cleverest boy, right?

You know,
others may have a different opinion.

- Anyone can disagree.
- He will not out in the world.

- Maybe he's afraid of unknown things.
- He should just think for a moment.

Just wait a few years.
Then he will probably want to.

I can not wait.

Good night. I go to bed.

Yes Yes. He'll be somebody
our big boy.

I'll think of something.

Egon be with.

Yes!

Fy for the cat,
where it stinks of fish.

Just it had smelled of licorice.

But I must have Egon with,
and now I know how.

Well, you probably thought you could fool
Pallet here and get away without punishment.

You can forget about
to come up to fly in a balloon.

- Why destroy you always have everything?
- It is because I am vicious.

- Is it because you're jealous?
- Envious? On such a bet shit?

I am less than you, but I got
no bank. Was not there something about it?

Was there something that you
should have pulled the ears of, huh?

Well, bet the shit?

Well!

Oh, yes!

- What?
- Mamma.

I'll get hold of you,
and when I catch you two small lorte-

- Then there Pallet bank!

N�j!
Ha ha!

(Singing) Every summer
were all boys the pocket

- Full of plums.

- Good morning.
- Yes, is not it a lovely morning?

Level me right in the arm.
I think I'm dreaming.

Always at your service.

Ouch!

- What have you done? Where am I?
- You are heading out on adventures.

- I did not want to.
- I thought you wanted to go anyway.

You have kidnapped me.
Man kidnaps not his best friend.

Pirates do,
and you get my best scarf.

Here.

- But do you have a plan?
- I told you.

- We need to get a hot air balloon.
- How to find a pirate treasure?

- Then we can buy a balloon.
- We have to steal it.

People who have a balloon is sold
not only. You can then probably understand.

- Oh no! The barrel is leaking. We sink.
- Quickly. We can draw with the hands.

So, get ready for it this time.

We must have stolen the diamond.

And if I can not remember the plan,
so smoking we certainly in jail.

Well, I must shout,
and then I make a lot of fuss.

So chasing the bald man me, because
he think I'll steal his diamond.

Right. People who own a whopping
diamond, is morbidly nerv�se-

- And always think
everyone will steal it.

But what about me?

But the cave then, man! You lists
you into the tent and steal the diamond.

Why do I always do the most
Dangerous? Do not even steal it?

But I take the the great
dangerous watchdog, your super fool.

I am also the too large to crawl
between the bars in the display case.

- Uh ...
- What now?

I am much too big.
It is we all three.

Well it's because you two �dedolke
eat too many pork rinds!

Okay, I get 100 kroner.
Uh, each.

Although you gave us 500 crowns,
we are still too thick.

What's a man to stand?
I'm surrounded by idiots.

Wh ... Wh ... Who is it?

Quickly, the lazy fools!
Catch the two little boys to me.

They can crawl through the bars.

I have them!

Help! I can not swim!

Help! Neither can I!

Oh! The boys got away!

- Help!
- Should we also do everything yourself?

Here.

- Hello?
- Quiet! I must think.

I have to find two new boys.

But we are of course right here.

Oh, a wise and smart little boy.

And you are here
to help the big Rapollo.

- Are you a pirate?
- No, but a kind of robber am I.

- One who attack people on the roads?
- Be quiet! Naughty boy.

I am pickpocket.
The world's largest pickpocket.

Fy for the lead when you stink.
You smell the rotten fish.

- Yes. Our ship was a herring barrel.
- Now we are going to be pirates.

This is how some machines,
I can use.

- Help!
- Help!

Can you teach us how to steal
a pirate's treasure?

I can teach you to steal
the world's largest diamond.

- N�j!
- And this is actually my own diamond.

But the bald man
stole it from me.

If he has stolen it from you,
we help you to get it back.

- But we can get some money?
- Lots of money.

But, hey! What should
Such two jacks with a lot of money?

- We need to buy a hot air balloon.
- A hot air balloon? Yes Yes. Of course.

All smart boys
must then have a hot air balloon.

But we must leave
Hjallevad to the market.

There are the diamond,
and it is just such a place-

- One can buy a hot air balloon.

(Squawk)

What now?

Come on, your lazy ass!

Ouch!

- I'm thirsty.
- And I have to pee.

Quiet, you two skvadderhoveder! Wait,
until we come to Hjallevad market.

On the market one can Hjallevad
get the world's best pancakes.

It is lie.
For those you get with my mother.

It reminds me of me not to say
goodbye at home. It's your fault.

My fault? If I had not helped
you had never come off.

Of path away!

Helped me?

Tubbe?

Do you remember when I helped you
to steal the sultan's dentures?

- Yes, while he was snoring.
- He did not know it was us.

He gave us a huge reward,
when we handed it to him.

- We two are some really smart guys.
- Steals teeth from people you know!

You're full of lies. Then perhaps you also
you intend to cheat us with the diamond?

Yes. We could then ... Ouch!
... Never think of.

Oh no. We are really honest thieves.

- We steal only from rich people.
- And give to the poor.

Yes, I have been hearing about us.

See as to divert the ass, your scumbag!

With this speed it takes the
a week to get to the market.

So, I have long been
insane of the two f�hoveder.

What your stubborn donkey?
Can you look to get moved tippy toes!

Well, what have we here?

A hardworking goat farmer
With Problems?

Well ... It's not so quite well.

I'll help you,
my good man.

For I have
very good sense of goats.

If you want your goat to the market,
so pull it in the opposite direction.

These are some stubborn ducks, that
Such some ungulates.

Unbelievable.
How can I be thanking you?

You must take a dime.

Such a helpfulness
are rare nowadays.

My Goodness!
I lost my purse.

All my money.

I must have lost them.
No! I arms, poor man!

It'll be all right. You can give
me a dime when the goat is sold.

Indeed, I am even on the way
to the market.

No, no, no!

Hello!
Smid just this in his coffin.

- You took his wallet.
- I took it. I found it.

- Well, you did not.
- Yes, I found it. In his pocket.

The large Rapollo. Steals
from the rich and give to the poor?

He is a swindler,
and he will also cheat us.

He's just a thug.
Such a thing does bandits.

You are too suspicious, Egon. Let
us now just come to the market.

- Nice work.
- Yeah, look there.

Look there!

He must surely have someone
to tie his shoelaces separately.

So here we are. Here we turn camp.

Boys, ensures the donkey.

A bucket of hay in front
plus a bucket of water!

An empty bucket behind,
If now the shit!

- Now no more nonsense.
- No, we need to look at the market.

No, no, no. We must all together
in bed. We get busy in the morning.

You have already nightclothes.

Yes, you could suffer,
In two skvadderhoveder.

I can sleep under the wagon
together with the boys, can I.

Ohh darn!

- Sleep well, Egon.
- Sleep well.

(Pruttelyd)

(Pruttelyd)

(Crowing)

What?

Hello! Wake up, Egon.
We need to look at the market.

No, no, no.
We must have a plan.

This is the diamond.

And here we are.

And here's the dog.

That's not a dog.
A dog has no trunk.

It ... It ...
Pol ...

This ... This here.

- What?
- The police come this way.

So we are the ones that are slipped.

Here. Hold it.

- I will not talk to the police now.
- Well? Now you're not so cocky, huh?

Naughty boy!
I cut the ears of you.

- How to hide in the coffin?
- It is I probably have.

Remember to lock me out again.

For if you forget it-

- So I cut
nose and ears of you.

Be quiet. The police come.

- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon. This is the police.

Going here something illegal?
And where do you come from?

- At home.
- Now is not saucy! Are you alone in the car?

- No.
- I do not see others. Who is here?

- Parrot.
- I cut the ears of you!

What ... What's in the coffin?

It's full of the thick men.

- Should it be funny?
- You asked himself.

- How a few cheeky gypsy boys!
- Yes, we have more important things.

We are actually looking for thieves.
Yes, you know it.

Are they gone? So let me out!

No, you have to wait. We're going to
looking at the market first. Come on, Albert.

Naughty rascals! Let me out!

Let me out,
or I cut the arms and legs of you!

- Why locked you?
- He would not let us go out here.

He has also benefited from
to get some time alone.

200 crowns?

You can not think.
It is 1000 dollars worth.

It's my best and coolest goat.

It is the farmer,
as Rapollo took the money from. Come on.

Coolest goat? The animal is so emaciated,
you should have carried it in here.

200 kroner you can get it.

200 crowns? I will be ruined.

Mutter and I have given the goat too.
It has been beets, potatoes and corn.

(Pruttelyd)

200 rather than a more latches.

If the lean animals have ever been
something to eat, it is dried prunes.

- It's rotten inside!
- He will cheat the poor man.

300 crowns so.

So we say it.
I also am a friendly man.

Absolutely miserable is probably not.
It's actually quite nice for the money.

300 dollars for a goat,
that is as bold as a hippopotamus?

Yes, what a swindler.

We must do something.

Ha!

Whoa! I want to buy the goat.

Ha!

Excuse me.
Shop with goats or not?

Go with you, kid.
Otherwise, you get warmed ears.

- What does the goat?
- I is not horrid beasts.

If you were not a great businessman?
Do not clear a little boy?

But then we say 1000 dollars.

But you have not any money.
It has children never.

1000 dollars for a goat,
that is as small and thin

- That I have to drive it home
in a wheelbarrow? You can get 100 kroner.

What happens?

Oh, well. So let's play,
that you have money.

You must get it for 500 kroner.

Ad! It is also leaking.

50 pounds and not a penny more.

The kid is not born yesterday.

- He deserves to get the animal.
- Yes! It just lacked!

You must get it for 200 crowns,
but then the money should fall now. Cash.

Yes. Yes, of course.

Here you go.

It was obviously joking. Yes.

Get lost. Let the adults have.

Whoa! Give the kid goat.
A deal is a deal.

Uh, yes.
It is surely an honest businessman.

Here you go. Here's your goat and your money.
But I have spent 200 kroner.

Well I got the 300 dollars for the goat.

How shall I thank you?
You saved my life.

Mutter had killed me,
if I came home with so little money.

- Oh, thank you.
- Albert? We need to look at the market.

Now the farmer got his money and then some.

Yes Yes. It was really beautiful,
but come on.

Well, I thought enough that you could
fool the great Rapollo, huh?

And Tubbe and Gnalle, huh?

- We would really just like to see the market.
- Yes. Should we have stolen the diamond?

Now let's get started.
The diamond stealing's not himself.

Uh ...

You're damn a few hep boys, huh?

Yes, let's see your fingers
in the ... in my diamond.

Come and buy. Lovely hot pies.
Lune honey hearts.

Well, it's soon time for some coffee?

Yes, yes, yes.

Wauv! Look there!

I've dreamed of my whole life.
I must just experience.

Not now. It must wait.

No! Nah!

Whoa!

(Laughter)

Shhh! So, here we are.

Distinguished audience!

Come on in. Hold them back.
The rumors are true.

Here in the tent for the world
largest and most valuable diamond.

- I will never forget it.
- Gnalle and Tubbe?

I go and make trouble in the queue.
I hold on to the dog, and I ...

And I wait here until I give the signal.
Jacks, are waiting for the signal.

(Flute)

- Ladies and gentlemen, come closer.
- Understood?

See the most fabulous diamond,
which is found throughout the universe.

It is so precious,
that it did not have to pay.

Fraud and a sham.

- Can you hear any signals?
- Oh.

Give me the money back.
The diamond is illegitimate.

It is fraud. We will not pay
to see a piece of glass.

(Flute)

- I also want to get the money back.
- So, so.

Calm down. The diamond is really real.

- No cheated.
- Fraud and a sham.

(Flute)

It is the signal. Come on.

Where on earth have you been?

We are in a diamantkup. I can
not continue to keep the dog.

Hurry up. In the tent.

Take it easy, honorable audience.

N�j!

- The diamond is illegitimate.
- No no. It is completely wrong.

N�j!

Pa ... Pa ... Pa ... Ouch!

- Police! Beware.
- Good weekend.

- What's going on?
- We were cheated.

- What's that?
- No one has been cheated here.

The diamond is genuine.
That's what I say.

- We must rather see.
- Please come with.

Come see the diamond
with your own eyes.

- Oh, my ...
- It must They really apologize.

So keep an eye on, however, the monster!

The time is 20:15,
and the dog is arrested.

- Nonsense. One can not arrest a dog.
- Do not bite the police in the bum.

- Let's get seen on the diamond.
- Here you go.

Now the world's most
wonderful diamond look absolutely free.

No! Diamond!

- The diamond is gone! No!
- Hey!

- So there's no diamond? Cheating.
- And it pays people for? SCAM.

- They are arrested.
- No. Diamond's stolen.

Stolen, you say?
It's theft.

- Theft? Call the police!
- I think I've seen the thieves.

- Two boys.
- Any special features?

- Yes, the so naughty.
- So we know them well.

I promising a large reward to
taking the diamond.

We take care of.
Just leave the it to the police.

- We made it.
- Yes, but what if someone saw us?

You are always so careful.

You can not see a policeman
without feeling guilty.

- Now, you say policeman ...
- There they are. Catch them!

- What did I say?
- We have to split up. Quickly.

Quickly. After them. I take
the ugly. You take the naughty.

- Go ahead. I take the other.
- Good idea.

Butt and keys.

Uh ... Uh ... Hello.

Goddavs.
Or what do you say here?

What about "hello"?

- Hi.
- I called Jumilla.

- This is my grandmother Tahira.
- The shit I.

She would like to be very Danish. Therefore,
cursing her so much. What's your name?

- Egon.
- Jumilla means "shit beautiful".

Yes, one can see.

- What does "Egon"?
- It means shown just Egon.

Or ... a good one,
and I'm a pirate.

It is good with you. If you
is a pirate, I am a school teacher.

- And my grandmother is a fashion model.
- Proper sick model.

- No, she is actually fortune teller.
- Fortune-teller?

So I would like to ask her
something with Albert and me.

So she must have a thing
from both of you.

Uh ...

Otherwise, it's some great pants,
you have.

It is thus my Pyjama Pants.

Oh, damn!
It's damned nice.

- I have nothing from Albert.
- Oh, for the cave. What a fart.

- Well, yes.
- Fucking Well, Egon.

Then we underhyleme
come along, start browsing.

(Fair)

Small ball, let me see.

Show me what to do.

For Filan in the dungeon.

Mother, father.

Do not be sad.
The bullet shows everything topsy-turvy.

Your father and mother are certainly not
sad more.

Come on, Best.
Show what's happening right now.

One must live in the moment, even if you can
look into the future. It says Best.

(Fair)

Give me a glimpse of what I see.

I now await what happens.

See, so to get a little speed,
your shit ball.

Are you sure?
He got hold of the diamond?

Yes Yes. Definitely.
I even saw Albert run away with it.

My diamond. Ha ha!

The little fools think
I will share with them.

I knew it! Scammers!

See now getting caught the brat.
I miss my diamond.

Rapollo have damn always been
one asshole. The shit I.

Where is he fun. It is him,
acting with goats.

It is Albert. He will give Rapollo
diamond. Quick, we must stop him.

Give Rapollo one ass from me.
The bastard.

Here you go. Now we would like to have
our reward.

- No, stop!
- Ha ha ha! Reward?

The reward is that I do not
cut your ears off. Right now.

I told you,
that he was an impostor.

- Run!
- Catch him, however, skvadderhoveder.

Skvadderhoveder!

- The clarified we are fine.
- We're some smart guys.

Think they thought
that we would share with them.

And to think that they believed in,
it was my diamond.

It is so now.

- How some paphoveder.
- Yes.

- The kid is shown stupider than you.
- And that is saying something. Or ...

And poor diamond owner.

Now he has no hair or diamond.

Well, let's go out and drink some beer.

The kid gutters's not anywhere.

Ouch! Oh ...

It's all my fault.
I should have listened to Egon.

I told you so. Rapollo is a crook,
but Albert never listen.

Yes, but I think now,
He is very sweet.

- You do not know him.
- He gave the farmer money back.

- It was then very sweetly done.
- Yes ...

Yes, but he would just always do,
what he wants. The egoist.

What does he want?

- He will be captain.
- Good idea. My grandfather ...

But now the bad guys caught him.

- But we have since had to free him.
- Jo ...

- But he's your best friend.
- Yes ... But how?

What we got sorted
the little red-headed dolt.

Yes. Now he is finished
to run around and play smart.

Yes. Completely finished.

- What have they done to Albert?
- We must find out. Come on.

- Oh ...
- Albert? Albert, where are you?

Here. Here, in the sack.

Egon!
Where am I glad to see you.

- Oh. Sorry.
- It does not matter when.

- I told you Rapollo was a villain.
- Never mind now with it. Let's go.

Rapollo can come back
Anytime.

Your egotist. Does your mom and dad
never taught you to listen?

It may well be that you think
I was brought up d�rligt-

- But do not mix
my parents into.

Rapollo might as well have cut
ears of you. You do not use them.

That's not right.
I use them to wag.

That's not bad
for a captain to have flapping ears.

Come on, boys.
Can not you just be good friends?

You are impossible, Albert.

Ad!

Hey, wait a minute.

- Albert, now let's go.
- Yes Yes. I come now.

- Are you a real girl?
- Oh. I am a gypsy girl.

Shall I show you the market?

Of course, but I must therefore equal
say something to Egon first.

- I'm sorry, I'm so stubborn.
- Oh, nonsense. How are crooks.

And sorry, I'm so egonistisk.

- You are certainly my best friend.
- Should we just get going, girls?

Come on in, ladies and gentlemen.
See the lady being decapitated!

Only 10 kroner. Think you to see
a lady be sawn into two pieces.

A world sensation!

Here the children can not get into.
It's too scary.

- Is there a shortcut?
- Yes. Go behind the tent and crawl under.

I'll stay here and eat cake
Jumilla. I do not like to see blood.

Okay. I'll be back
in a minute.

Come closer. Come closer,
ladies and gentlemen.

Most Honored audience.
Please welcome the lady from Homburg.

- I can not see anything.
- Now, ladies and gentlemen ...

The lady from Homburg climbs down
in the empty box.

This beautiful woman will now poke
her lovely legs out of kassen-

- So everyone can see them.

Careful here.

And ... now you see me take the saw.

And now I saw the lady in half.

(Laughter)

My Goodness!

(Howling)

(Screaming)

- We have been duped.
- We want our money back.

Something fraud.
She was not sawn in.

People are so deceived.

- N�j! A real hot air balloon.
- And aeronaut is my grandfather.

He can see everything
up from his balloon.

Practice. Now it disappeared.

My grandmother can see the ball,
where it flies. Come on.

- We will do some smart guys.
- And we have caught the ugly boy.

- And then we got hold of the diamond.
- And then we have our reward.

But fy for the lead. The boy sucks
more fish than ever before.

I unhappy man.

Of all the world's accidents
boys, however the worst.

- What about our reward?
- Reward? In inept fools!

Flying Fish to starboard!

Find the boy before he gossips to
police. Then we can talk reward.

Oh, yes. Gossip he to the police,
so smoking we straight into prison again.

- We all do not want to.
- Well then find, however, the brats!

Kiss Misse, garden gnome.

Not, not, p�t�.
Flying high, panty thieves.

- Wauv!
- Do not go and lie.

- The image disappears. Concentrate.
- For Hellerup!

It does not work that cheap shit!

Oh no. I had the completely forgotten.

Rapollo has the diamond,
and it's my fault.

Oh, oh! John burns.

I must get hold of the diamond.
I must give it to the right owner.

We need to get hold of the diamond.
Genuine rogue friends help each other.

- Definitely.
- Thank you, Tahira.

When you find the klaphat,
give him a proper planing!

There is clear. Come on. Hold the parrot,
Egon. Then I take the key.

You shall ensure
to Rapollo not wake, Jumilla.

- Ouch!
- World Cup Fever!

(Humming)

- Yes!
- Mutiny!

So, damn.
Now Rapollo crazy.

He gets even more crazy,
when he sees it here is gone.

Fucking Well, Albert.
Now let us get away.

Diamond!

- Practice. Now it went just as well.
- Well, what have we here?

- Two small naughty thieves.
- It is a lie.

So it's a lie? Then you have
probably not stolen a diamond?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Then you have no objection,
that we look in the pockets?

Of course not.

I can not examine the pockets
with your hands in them.

Well, no.

I examine the other bandit.

Oops. What was it?

Yes. Oops, huh?

It has been shown not your diamond.
Small crooks.

It's not who you think.
They are innocent.

They were headed for
to hand over the diamond.

Yes, everyone knows that criminals
returns to the crime scene.

We know well you.
You are fortune teller's grandchild.

She lives to tell the truth,
but I think no one on.

- She's lying. And it makes you enough too.
- Smut. Otherwise, we will arrest you too.

- Hurry away, Jumilla.
- I'll be back. I have an idea.

And then there's departure.

Oh, I arms and destitute man.

My diamond.
All my savings are gone.

So here we are, you two rogues.

Then there's certainly something that small
Thieves want to tell.

- What would you say, my boy?
- Nothing. I do not believe in us.

- In adults always keep together.
- Well, then the police must of course take action.

Yes, we have captured the diamond thieves.

They do not look like much,
but is extremely dangerous.

When we seized them,
they lied and tried to escape.

That's not right.
We would give you the diamond.

Yes, we did something wrong. We were
helps to steal it. We thought ...

- One should not believe anyone should know.
- You admit you?

- It was not what I said.
- Here is the proof.

- The we found the boys.
- My diamond!

My diamond!

So do not tell me that we only prisoners
people who drive without bike lights.

- What should we do, Albert?
- I do not know.

I miss my mom and dad.
You I'll never see again.

If we were at home in Kalleby.

Yes, but there was anyway
Nobody liked me.

That's not right.
Your father and mother could.

It does not apply. It is the duty of parents
to like their children.

And Jumilla, she is also away.

But she did say,
that she would come back.

Yes. It has been the hope.

Oh no.
I thought it was a dream.

No, Albert. Now listen,
what I dreamed.

Uh ... Aw!
It was no dream.

Well, are you ready to take your punishment?

It was not our fault. We were
deceived by some real crooks.

- Rapollo, Gnalle and Tubbe.
- What will it take before you believe us?

So should there be an angel down
from heaven and support the explanation.

And it's probably not very likely
that from happening.

Well it's an angel.

- Jumilla.
- I said I would come back.

Say hello to my grandfather.

You are the air skipper Leopoldus
from Kalleby.

- Yes, most definitely. How do you know?
- I recognized you from the statue.

Well, I must say. Do they
a statue of me standing in Kalleby?

Uh, not anymore.

Never mind now with it. I have come
to help the two fresh boys.

- Everything they say is true.
- Jas�?

I see things from the air balloon.
Things that others can not see.

What would it be for something?
Whoa!

Yes, and I can guarantee that they are genuine
villains are Rapollo, Gnalle and Tubbe.

Albert thought the diamond was Rapollos.

He was sad and would give
diamond to the right owner.

I just wanted to make money
to buy a hot balloon rides

- And fly home to Kalleby as
air skipper. It is my greatest wish.

Looking at it? But first we must give
Rapollo and the two others a lesson.

Yes! And I know exactly
how to do it.

Keep your eyes open, you two k�dhoveder.

We must find the boys,
before they get some nifty ideas.

Ha ha!

Ha ha! Now we have you,
In two silly little boys.

- I thought enough that I got away.
- I thought enough that I got away.

- Hit with diamond.
- Here you go then.

There is no one to steal
the great Rapollos stolen.

This theft
I have planned for years.

It is me who cheat you,
and not vice versa.

We are the ones who cheat you.
Not the other way around.

We are probably
some cunning thieves, we have three.

Think that you thought
my fibs.

How stupid you are allowed to be?
But now the diamond at least min

- And no one will take it away from me.

- That we are more to determine.
- The law's name, you are arrested.

- And the time is the way 11th
- Well, so do you think?

Prepare yourselves for a life without ears!

Now it is out with you, kids,
as sure as my name is Rapollo.

Ouch!

Gnalle, Tubbe! So do something!

Help me free! Ouch!

No. Do not!

- Ouch!
- Do not. We have not done anything.

Put me down. I get seasick.

- I get seasick!
- We never makes more rascality.

Just I will sit down
on the lovely land again.

Yes, we have just the place for you.

In two f�hoveder!
I'll cut your ears off.

F�hoveder! F�hoveder!
I'll cut your ears off!

There is something
I must ask you, Albert:

I suppose you did not want to take over
a nearly new hot air balloon?

Oh, yes!

I have long dreamed of
to get down on World-

- So I can be with my
girls. I teach you to fly the balloon.

- Do you really mean?
- You are right Kallebys new skipper.

Jubiii! Think,
that someone put a hot air balloon away.

I had not expected.

No, it happens not every day.
There follows a pirate binoculars.

Egon? Would you like to become
pirate captain on my airship?

Yes, I would like mighty.

- Then it's a deal.
- Thank you very much.

I believe that an airship is
best ship for a modern pirate.

But we could use one
Gypsy Princess. Do you mean, Jumilla?

Thank you. I am proud to be asked
of boys who hate girls.

We hate all non gypsy girls.
Well, Egon?

But I must stay here and help
my grandmother and grandfather.

It does not matter. Now that I
have air balloon, you can visit me.

Oh yeah.

Fly now high, damn.
Over all mountains.

And beware tips. It is
a balloon edderbankbussemand.

- Remember to visit me.
- Ama'r behead.

Jumilla can be a good balloon pirate.

Clear.
Perhaps not all girls moronic.

Ha ha!

It will be good to get home.

Yes. I also need to pancakes.
Do not you?

Yes, and some pears.

Well, you are probably curious Best?

I look into the future of the cave
then. It's my job, your hottie.

See. Albert's father and mother.

And Egons.
Now they are happy again.

See. Now the whole Kalleby
up to fly.

Well see now the air pirates,
for heaven's sake!

Whoa! What kind of a big bully?
And he will beat Albert.

No no. He makes fart at the Albert.
He gives him a m�gl�kker fruit pear.

Danish texts:Anders Pedersen
One-line joke