All language subtitles for z Super Shark 2011 [ING]

[Radio static]

This is captain Jackson.

Status?

All quiet, sir.
Nothing to report.

All right.
Hold your positions
till further notice.

[Growls]

Here he comes!

[Growls]

Engage the enemy.

[Growling]

This isn't working.

[Machinery clanking]

Hey, pops,

what's the point of
patching all this stuff up?

[Country music
playing on radio]

What?

Half the stuff
doesn't work.

The other half
keeps breaking down.

I mean, you'd think
a big oil company

would let loose
a few bucks,

keep everything
nice and tidy.

I think it's
all that chemical gunk

they keep pouring
down the shaft.

That's what's
mucking everything up.

You know,
I hear that stuff

literally eats away
at the rock,

disintegrates it.

Just having
the stuff on the rig
makes me nervous,

let alone pouring it
into the ocean.

[Whirring]

Ah, there they go.

They're getting
ready to pour that gunk
down the shaft again.

At the rate
they're going,

I'm surprised
they haven't

busted clean through
to China by now.

[Static on radio,
alarm blaring]

Ah, there it goes.

Oh, man.

[Rumbling]

[Roars]

What's happening?

I don't know.

I think
something busted.

Maybe we did
break through to China.

Whoa!

Oh, God. We gotta
get out of here!

Whuhh!

[Crew yelling]

I'm standing outside
treymar industries,

where there is
much speculation today

concerning the sudden collapse

of their offshore
oil platform nautilus,

which was operating
just 10 Miles from
the California coast.

What information
do we have to go on
at this point?

Well, um... [Chuckles]

Our scientists believe
that an underwater
earthquake

might have actually
triggered the collapse.

At this point,
obviously it's
too early to tell,

but seismologists
have indeed confirmed

that there was activity
in that area.

It's obviously
a terrible tragedy.

What do you think
the impact

of this accident
will have on the ecosystem?

Well, Tracey,
I'm by no means
a biologist,

but I firmly believe
that there'll be little,

if any ecological
footprint

as a result
of this accident.

Given recent events,
how can an assessment like that
be made this early?

Suffice it
to say I have it
on very good authority.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is Tracey read

reporting from outside
treymar industries.

Harvey scales:
* super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* as bad as can be

* on the land
and on the sea *

* super shark

* I know he's bad

deejay: Good morning,
cats and kittens.

This is dy-ynamite Stevens,

and we gonna
have the surf report

right after the news.

But first I want to tell you
about the big celebration.

It is gonna be sensational,

and yours truly,
dynamite Stevens, will be there.

We're going to have

a big queen of the beach
bikini contest,

brought to you by
the dockside bar and grill.

So, girls, we want
to see you out there.

That's right, ladies.

I want you to be there

or be bare.

Tyler.

Well, well.
Look what the tide
brought in.

Hello, Greg.

It's been a while.

You look great.

You look the same.
Hi, Tyler.

Morning, cali.
Guys, it's summertime,

and when school lets out,

this beach is
gonna fill up fast.

When I say you need
to be here at 8:00,

you need to be here
at 7:45.

I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.

What's your excuse, Greg?

I, uh, just got
into town yesterday.

I think I was
a little jet-lagged.

All right, well,
since you never
worked here in the summer,

you're in for
a real treat.

I think I'm up for it.

Good. Greg, I see
that you're certified

and on the swim team.

You know,
a lot of problems
can be avoided

if you just know
how to talk to people.

I understand that.

I get on well
with people.

See that you do.
Um, I want you to take

the South beach past
those rocks over there.

There's a lot
of surfers.

Current's strong.
Please be careful.

Understood.

Cali, you and I are
gonna take the, uh,

north beach over there
past the caves.

It's 8:25 right now.

Um, shift ends at 2:00.

Check back with me
before you, um, leave,

and turn in your walkies.
Everybody good to go?

Ready as I can be.

Me, too.

Let's go.

Greg is cute.

What school
does he go to?

Sc.
How do you know?

He spent
last summer here.

Ah. Is he and you...

No. No, we are
not an item.

Good.
Think he's my type.

Everybody's your type.

Yeah.

[Camera clicking]

Man on radio:
Jill, pick up
the horn, will you?

Jill.

Go ahead, Rick.
Is everything okay?

Yeah,
everything's fine.

I think we found
a lobster.

Well, what do you
want me to do?

Get the
lobster basket and
drop it overboard.

Anything else?

Just look beautiful
when I come back.

I'm working on it.

See you soon.

[Growls]

[Growls]

Hey, I think
I saw a nurse shark
up ahead.

Boy, I'd love to get
a shot of that.

Let me get up there
and see if he wants
his picture taken.

Guess he's
the shy type.

Maybe we can
spot another.

Where there's
one shark,

there's
usually another.

[Shark growls]

What the hell
was that?

I don't know.
I didn't get
a good look at it.

Might have been a whale.
Maybe it's just curious.

Or hungry.

Jill, come in.

Rick, you're interfering
with my tan.

Something big
just swam by us.

Do you see anything?

Nothing.
Are you almost done?

Yeah.
We're heading back.

[Static]

Uh...

Rick.

Rick, there's
something wrong
with the radio.

[Static stops]

[Growls]

Uh, Rick.

Come on.

[Growls]

Oh, God. Oh, my God.

Rick.

Rick! Rick!
Can you hear me?!

Rick!

[Gasps] Rick,
can you hear me?!

Rick! Rick,
there's a shark!

[Roars]

[Growls]

There's a shark!
There's...

Rick!

[Roars]
[Screams]

[Calling]

Skipper Chuck.

I saw your ad
in the paper.

Sorry about that.

I was just daydreaming
about an angel.

Is this you?

That's me.

Welcome aboard.

Nice boat.

Only thing
the wife left me.

So you live onboard?

Like I said.

How much
to hire the boat?

I like that in a woman.

You don't mess around.
You get right
to the point.

How much?

I guess that depends
on where you're going.

I want to go here.

Isn't that...
That's right.

I want you to take me
to where the treymar
oil platform went down.

Whoa, whoa.
Take that back.

That entire area's
off limits.

I can't go there.

I'm Dr. Katherine
Carmichael,

oceanic
investigation bureau.

This badge'll get us past
anyone who stands in our way.

Besides, I only want
to go to the edge of
the quarantined area.

How much?

I don't know.
100 bucks an hour.
3-hour minimum.

Wait.

Why me? Hmm?

Why didn't you just
get the coast guard
to take you out there?

They've got
enough problems.

Cash work for you?

Make yourself at home.

Thank you.

Hey, doc.

Pretty sure of yourself,
aren't you?

Money talks, skipper.

That's what's wrong
with the world.

Don't spare the gas.

Don't worry.
I got plenty of that.

Cali: So far, so easy.

Yeah, wait a week.
Change is coming.

Yeah. There will
be more boys

and more girls.

Who needs
the competition?

Come on, cali.
What's sexier

than a beautiful
lifeguard in a styling
red swimsuit?

Does make you
stand out in a crowd.

Yeah,
people take notice.

It represents authority.

Guys like that.

You think Greg
could go for me?

Why don't you ask him?

I could never.

I wouldn't know
what to say.

How 'bout, "you want
to get with this?"

Shut up.

Besides, I saw the way
he looked at you.

Okay, yeah, we had
a thing last summer,

but it didn't work out.
I'm over him,

like so, so over him.

So just go for it.

Are you sure?

Look, it's your birthday
this weekend, right?

Let's just
start the party early.

We'll go down
to the dockside,

have a few drinks
tonight.

I'll invite Greg,
and you guys can
get to know each other.

Would you? I mean,
that would be great.

Consider it done.

[Chuckles]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[Roars]

Can we get any closer?

Doc, we're already
at the edge of
the quarantine area.

Badge or no badge,
this is as far as I go.

I'm not about to risk
my license or my boat
for you.

I understand.

Besides...

There's nothing to see.

There isn't even
an oil slick
or anything.

Yeah, that is
kind of weird
there's no oil out here.

Just 'cause
you don't see anything

doesn't mean
there's nothing there.

We can go now.

Aye, aye.

This is very impressive.

Now what can I do for you?

I've already
told the authorities
everything we know

about the nautilus
rig failure.

We have our own internal
investigation ongoing,

and there
are also other agencies
looking into it as well.

I know,

and now I've
joined the party.

So what do you
want from me?

We've been
totally cooperative.

Everyone else seems
satisfied that we're
doing everything we can,

and there was
no major oil spillage
during the accident.

Oil isn't the only thing
that pollutes the water.

What's your point?

The waters where
the nautil went down

are loaded
with chemicals.

Well,
that's to be expected

when an accident
like this happens.

A lot of people
lost their lives
in that accident.

Some of our very best men
were on that rig
when it went down,

and some of those men
were very good friends
of mine.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Thank you.

Did you receive
any radio communication

from the rig
as the accident was
actually happening?

Yes.

What did it say?

It was pure panic.

I'd like to hear
the recording.

There is no recording.

It was a live transmission
to our land facility,

which was not recording
at the time.

Isn't that convenient?

So you're a, uh...
you're a marine
biologist, correct?

That's right.

Deep-sea drilling
executive's
natural enemy.

Don't get defensive.
I was just curious.

Now, listen.
We're very, very proud
of our environmental record.

I would like to help you.
I really would.

I happen to love fish.

Broiled or pan-fried?

Sushi, actually.

Me, too.

[Telephone rings]

Excuse me.

Yeah. This is wade.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah.

Look, I-I'm sorry.

I have an important
conference call.

That's all right.
I just have a few
more questions.

Hang on.

How about you have

an early dinner with me
tonight or a drink?

I can answer the rest
of your questions
and maybe even

prove to you
that not every oilman

is a moustache-twirling
villain.

Drinks. Early.

Then we'll talk
about dinner.

It's right on the beach.

You can't miss it.

There's a beautiful view
from the balcony.

6 P.M.

You're on. 6 P.M.

All right.

Yeah. Wade here.

[Growls]

Quitting time.

[Growling]

There's Greg.

Cool your jets, Kelly.

You don't want
to appear too eager.

Hey. How was
your first day?

No complaints.

You in a rush
to get out of here?

Me? No.

Why? What were
you thinking?

Well, it's cali's
birthday on Saturday,

and we were thinking about
starting the celebration
a little early.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, like later
this afternoon, 4:00,

down at the dockside.
You want to join us?

Yeah, sure.

Sounds like fun.

Thanks.

Yeah, well, uh,
guess I'll see you guys
later then, huh?

Bye, Greg.

[Mocking]
"Bye, Greg."

Knock it off,
big shot.

Uh, I'm looking
for Dr. Miller.

You found him.

Oh. I'm, uh,
Dr. Carmichael.

What can I do
for you, doctor?

Actually, I was
hoping to speak

with one
of your patients.

The survivor
of the oil rig accident.

You know, is this
absolutely necessary?

That guy's been
through a lot.

Heh. I understand
your concern, doctor,

but I wouldn't
be here if it wasn't
extremely important.

As the only survivor,

he might hold the key
to what actually
happened that night.

Has he said anything?

No.

[P.A.] Paging Dr. sabin.

Dr. sabin, please.

Dr. Carmichael.

This is Mr. Jenkins.

Coffee?

Sure.

Thanks.

I wanted to ask you

what happened
on the oil rig.

What kind of doctor
you say you were?

I'm a marine biologist.

I'm worried about
what the nautilus disaster

did to the ocean's
ecosystem.

A fish doctor.

That's right.

Not one of those docs
that studies your mind,

makes people think
you're crazy.

No. I'm not one of those.

I went out to the site,

and I didn't find
any oil in the water.

Do you know why that is?

'Cause we hadn't
hit oil yet.

I mean, we were
scheduled to
three weeks ago,

but we hit some kind
of rock we never
dealt with before,

couldn't
break through.

I did find a lot
of unusual chemicals
in the water.

You know I can't
talk to you about that.

Really?

Why is that?

The company
will have my head.

I'm not just
a fish doctor.

I'm also an investigator
with the oib.

You can either
tell me what treymar

was putting in the water,

or we'll have your head
before your boss
ever gets to it.

Well, like I said,

we hit
some hard rock,

harder than anything
we ever hit.

That's when they started
pumping the stuff

down the shaft
to break up the rock.

What was in it?

I don't know.

They never used it
before last week.

They shipped it in
from the plant.

It was
some powerful stuff.

Is that why
the platform collapsed?

I'll deny I told you
any of this,

but you being
a fish doctor
and all, well,

maybe you'll
believe me.

Something big
came out the sea,

something real big.

It jumped up,

grabbed the crane...

And then pulled
the rig right over.

If I hadn't gotten
to that lifeboat,

well...

I got lucky.

Heh. What was it?

I've never said this...

But it was a shark.

[Gasps]

A frigging giant shark.

[Nervous laugh]

Yeah, see, and the way
you're looking
at me right now,

it's why I didn't tell
those head doctors
anything.

I don't want
to be locked up
in a loony bin.

You just went through
a really traumatic
experience. I mean,

with all that
was going on,

don't you think
you might have mistaken

some falling machinery
for something else?

[Laughs]

You know what, doc?

I'm just
fooling you.

Hey, there's
no such thing
as a giant shark.

I was just telling
what I thought you
wanted to hear,

you being
a fish doctor
and all.

I'm gonna
go back to the room
and watch some TV.

[Sonar pings]

[Ping]

This is USS Santa mira
to San Diego command

requesting satcom
weather conditions.

Copy, Santa mira.

Stand by to receive
satcom weather data.

10 degrees
on the down bubble.

Aye. 10 degrees
down bubble.

Steady as she goes.

[Aloha 'oe
instrumental playing]

Mr. Stewart.

Aye, captain?

I understand that
we're almost fully
automated here

and that you have
nothing better to do

than push
a few buttons,

but do you think
you could play something

a little more inspiring?

You're putting
the crew to sleep.

Sorry, captain.

I guess I've still got
Honolulu on my mind.

I understand.
Now, if you don't mind...

Yes, sir.
Stone-cold inspiration
coming right up.

Thank you.

Another deployment.

Another round
of drills, drills,
more drills.

Don't start complaining,
or we'll find a nice spot

out in the persian Gulf
for you.

[Country music playing]

Be careful
what you wish for.

Yes, sir. It's just
I'd like to experience
something new,

something exciting.

Well, we're having
the chef's surprise
for dinner tonight.

[Console beeps]

Captain,
I'm getting something.

Identify.

I can't.

It's ahead of us,
same depth.

Underwater
Mountain range?

Can't tell yet.

Well, we better
move it up just in case.

Two degrees
on the up bubble.

Two degrees up bubble.

[Console beeps]

Make it five degrees
up bubble.

Five degrees up bubble.

[Beeps]

It's rising
with us, captain.

Might be
something organic,

some kind
of drifting debris.

[Growls]

[Alarm blaring]

What the hell was that?

Did we hit something?

I don't know, captain.

Wrong answer,
Carmichael.

Find out.

Aye, aye, sir.

Well?

It... i think
it's some kind
of seismic disturbance,

a big one.

An earthquake?

Could be.

Captain,
telemetry's coming in.

Undersea activity,
it's off the charts.

No kidding.

General quarters.
General quarters.

All hands,
man your battle stations.

Careful what
you wish for.

[Roars]

Sound the collision alarm.

I have a contact.

What? Identify?

No corresponding signal.
No sound wave match.

Whatever it is,
it's headed straight
toward us.

Is it a sub?

No, sir,

but it's almost
as big as we are.

Status?

Five seconds.

All hands,
brace for impact.

Son of a...

[roars]

Acquire torpedo lock.

It's moving too fast

and changing direction
every second.

I can't get a lock.

Do your best.

Flood torpedo tubes
one and two.

Flooding torpedo tubes
one and two.

Well?
Got it.

Fire torpedoes
one and two.

Firing torpedoes
one and two.

[Beeping]

[Growls]

[Growling]

Target dead ahead
and moving fast.

What the hell is it?

Whatever it is,
it's coming back.

Dear God.

[Growling]

[Piano music playing]

Told you
I had a nice view.

You weren't kidding.

Must have cost
a pretty penny.

Ah, just one
of the dividends
of hard work.

Sure.

Look, Ms. Carmichael...

Call me Kat.

Kat?

Really? Kat?

Fish.

Kat fish.

Funny,

but not original.

Why are you
so hostile?

I mean, come on.
Do you actually think

that when I was
a little kid,

I wanted to grow up
and be an oilman?

Okay, so what'd
you want to be?

Cowboy.

[Imitates pistol]

[Laughs]

But you have
to admit this pays
a whole lot better.

Can I interest you
in a lobster cocktail?

Lobster?

Caught right out here
in the bay.

Oh. Uh,
I think I'll pass.

Oh, you're acting
like you think

it might be poison
or something.

It might be.

Let me show you
something.

Nice kitchen.

Thanks.

This is a sample of water
I took this morning

from the site
where the rig went down.

You're not
gonna drink that?

Heh. No way.

Do you know
what this means?

I have no idea
what this means.

Why don't you tell me?

It means there's
potassium feldspar

in the water where
the rig went down.

Okay.

Potassium feldspar
is a mineral.

When mixed with acidic water,
it hydrolyzes

into kalinite plus quartz
plus potassium hydroxide.

Yeah. Look,
I'm just kind of a, uh,

front-office
sort of a guy.

I'm not a scientist.
What are you
talking about?

It's a formula
that's used

to create a chemical
weathering agent,

something that breaks down
rock surfaces,

like those
that form the foundation
of your oil platform.

I'm still
not following you.

[Chuckles] All right.

Let me see if I can put this
together for you.
Please.

Your drill hit solid rock.

You can't break through,

so you pour
a hydrolyzing agent
down the shaft.

To break through
the rock,

but you used too much,

and it causes
the foundation

of your platform
to crumble.

Hang on.
D-don't go to...

The platform collapses
in a self-made earthquake,

dozens of people die,

and the poison's
in the ocean.

And you're telling me

that you can tell
all that from one
little test strip?

All that.

I think
you're speculating.

And I think
you're scared.

Goodbye.

Hang on a second.
I would never

intentionally do anything
to hurt that rig.

I had a lot of...

I know. You had
friends out there.

I feel sorry
for them.

You better get
over here right away.

We need to talk.

Afc, this is
Sierra Romeo one niner.

Sierra Romeo
one niner,

this is afc.
Go ahead.

Nothing to report, sir.

No sign
of the Santa mira.

[Sighs] I don't get it.

A United States submarine
just doesn't disappear.

This one has.

How much longer can you
maintain your search?

30 minutes
till bingo fuel.

All right.
Keep searching,

and report back
in 30 minutes.

Roger that.
[Beeping]

Hang on, sir.

I think I've
got something.

Is it
the Santa mira?

No, sir.

Well,
what is it?

You're not
gonna believe this.

Try me.

[Music playing]

Easy on the mai tais, cali.

Last time I checked,
you weren't exactly
a heavy hitter.

I'm just nervous.

You know how I get
around boys.

Yeah.

I wonder
where Greg is.

Oh, he'll be here.

He always did like
to make a late entrance.

[Microphone feedback]

Yo, Felix,
how'd it sound?

I want to do a test-out
for the crowd.

100...
Oh, there he is.

99, 97,

9... wait.
I missed the 98.

98. Does it sound good?

Hey.

Looks like you guys
got started
without me.

Ah, sometimes it's hard
to get a table here,

so we got here
a little early.

Yeah, I always
liked this place.

You girls
hang out here a lot?

It's the only place
we can afford.

[Laughs]

Well, you and I had
some good times here.

Do you spend
all your summers
at the bay?

Yeah. My, uh, grandparents
are out of town,

so I'm watching
their place.

The, uh, lifeguard gig
was just icing on the cake.

Lucky you.

Speaking of cake,

I, uh, got you
a little early
birthday present.

Oh, you shouldn't have.

But thank you.

Do you like it?

I absolutely
love it.

It's handmade.

I got it down
at the, uh, boardwalk.

So you, um,
have the whole house
to yourself?

Yeah. Just, um...

Me and the dogs.

Dynamite: Hey, everybody.

I'm dy-y-ynamite Stevens,
ladies and gentlemen.

Whoo!

Aw, you must. [Laughs]

And I'm here
at the dockside bar & grill

and we are going
to be hosting, cats,

the queen of the beach
bikini contest today.

Yes, it is.

[Whistles]

Yeah, man.

Whoo whoo!

Bring 'em up!

Yeah, you know
what it's about!

I don't have to tell y'all.
Y'all know.

Ha ha ha! And we
got the grand prize,

which will be...

A free calendar shoot
on the beach

and a grand prize
money winner

of $1,000.

[Laughing]

Now let's find out

who the most finest girl
in this place is.

Let's bring that girl
up here right now.

Girls, come on up here.
Let's see what you got.

Shake it and make it, girl.

You got to shake me!

Shake and bake.

No chicken.
This is sirloin, baby.

That's what
I'm talking 'bout.

Yeah,
'cause she's happening.

Whoo!

Oh, my goodness. Uhh.

Whoo!

Lady in red! Whah!

What else we got?

We got somebody... this girl.

Whoo. I don't know
if my heart can
stand this anymore.

Baby, what y'all think?

Ah, show 'em your stuff,
girl. You roll.

Whoo hoo!

We loves everybody,

but somebody gotta go.

This one's beautiful,

but we can't have
too much beauty.

Thank you for coming.

And now let's see
what else we got.

I need another young lady
up here right now.

Now, this is serious.
I ain't playing around.

This is the big cham-pag-nee
right here.

This girl's... she's all right.
We likes her. What about...

I need me another twirl
up here right now.

Who's out here
wanting to come up?

Maybe they can take over
the contest.

I think they are
playing my song.

What are you
talking about?

If I can win
that cash prize,

my summer
will be golden.

Crazy.

She's impulsive,
all right.

Shy one minute.
Wild child the next.

Next we got up here...
Oh, come on, girl.

You gotta show a little
something-something, girl.

You gotta... yeah, baby.

A little skin wins
the yin-Yang.

Yeah.

She's all that and
a bag of chips. Wow.

She looks pretty good
up there.

You like her?

Yeah, she's nice,
but, I, uh...

Like you more.

Baby, some hot and mustardy.

What do we still think
about this lady over here?

Yeah. She's all right.

And then... whoo!
Well, all right.

You want her to leave,
let's run it.

Thank you so much
for coming out tonight.

Now we gonna move
some over here.

I said thank you so much.

Who next coming in here?

Right now we need
somebody else to come
up on this stage.

Holy chalupa!

Wow!

Whoo!

Yabbo hubba hubba!

Free tacos for everybody!

Whoo hoo!

That's too much
for me, girl!

Roger, I don't
understand why
you're so rattled.

I mean, you act
as if this were
the first time

that any oil company
was ever suspected
of wrongdoing.

It's a cost
of doing business.

Yeah, but it's
not really suspected.

It's more like
an accusation.

Of what?

Of using a chemical
weathering agent?

Of causing
your own platform
to collapse?

Yes.

Nobody uses
a chemical
weathering agent

for drilling
purposes.

I did.

And whatever
gave you an idea to try
something like that?

Oh, hell, I don't know.

One of the engineers
suggested it.

It didn't seem like it
was gonna hurt anything,

so I gave him
the go-ahead.

And it worked?

Yeah, it worked great,

worked too well.

Well, that may be
something we're gonna
have to look into

later on,
but right now,

your job
is to deny everything.

When caught cheating,
deny, deny, deny.

I know.
I read the handbook,

but... but she...
She knows.

Knows what?

I mean, you think that
this dog-and-pony show

with a glass of water
and a slice of lemon is
gonna prove anything?

You worry too much.

Ah... i don't know.

She seemed
awfully sure of herself.

All right, look, Roger,
if you're that worried,
think about it.

The best defense is
always a good offense.

Throw a little money
around and see if
you can't dig up

something on
this Dr. Carmichael.

Maybe there's
a chink in her armor.

It's worth a try.

Ah, maybe you're right.

Finish her off
before she finishes us.

Cali.

How could you?

I'm sorry.
It just happened.

But you're my friend.

Cali,
he wasn't into you.

He only came because
he wanted to be with me.

That's not true.

It is true.
I'm sorry, but it is.

You always get
everything you want.

You get the job you want,
the boy you want.

I didn't want Greg.
I was over him.

At least,
I thought I was.

Like I said,
it just happened.

Why can't I be
more like you?

I wish I was dead.

[Growls]

[Screams]

[Screams]

Dynamite: All right,
guys, these girls are
working hard for you.

Let us know what you want.
That's it.

This one over there.
There you go.

And how 'bout this one?
Jazzy wazzy.

[Cheering]

And how 'bout this one? Wow.

Yeah. Let 'em know.
Thank you.

Let us see
some stuff in here.

[Cheering]

Yeah, guys. Let me know
what you think of these
girls up here.

They're working hard. Whoo!

And this one right here.
Sirloin beef over here.

This is serious.
That's right.

And the lobster
of the tail, and
this one here.

Oh, my goodness.

That's good. The... whoa!

Come on!
Yeah!

Want to hear it for...
That's it.

And how about for
this lady jazz over here?

And look at kylee. Whoo!

Get an eyeful?

Doc. What's up?

Hey, buy a guy a drink?

You've got
plenty of cash.

You buy.
Bourbon, rocks.

What she said, Jake.
Bourbon, rocks.

You got it.

What's going on?
You busy?

Made a few
house calls.

Somebody sick? [Laughs]

They're gonna be.

Dynamite: Lookity here.

That's what I'm
talking about. Hey, there.

You see, captain?
Whoa.

Becky lebeau:
* your eyes...

See you
tomorrow morning?

Tomorrow morning?
What for?

We're going fishing.

Uh, okay.

W-where are you
staying tonight?

I live in my car.

Give me a double, Jake.

Now it's my turn.

Let me jump up in here.

Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,

kits and cats
and cats and kadoodles,

we have already
tallied up the votes,

and all these ladies
are beautiful.

Let's have a hand
for everybody that was
on the show tonight.

Bring 'em all out here.
They're beautiful.

Bring 'em all up here.

And keep
those hands a-flappin'

as I announce the winner.

Jazzy!

She's all right.

[Cheering]

Whoo! Aw, man!

I want to be in a symphony
with jazz, baby.

Whoo hoo!

But everybody's good.

That's what I was
talking about.

[Calling]

Where is everybody?

This is interesting.

This is very,
very interesting.

Good job.

You did
a great job here.

Yeah. You know,
for a minute there,

she almost had me.

Tell you what
I want you to do.

I want you
to go to the bank,

and I want you
to cash this check
for me.

Bring all that money
right back here
to my office.

Big bills are fine.

Actually, big bills
are better,

more impressive.

Now scoot.

Oh, if only I had
a moustache to twirl.

They never learn.

First the air
and then the water.

Doc.

Got my fish finder
plugged in to your laptop.

Want to come
take a look?

Good work, Chuck.

You'd make someone
a great assistant
someday.

You know, I was thinking
exactly the same thing
about you.

After you.

You sure this is
up and running?

Positive.

There's nothing
on the scope.

Yeah?

Here.
Watch your hand.

There's not
a single fish,

no living thing.

It's impossible.

Now, I have
never seen anything
like that before.

I can radio
one of my buddies

and see if they
got anything.

That's a good idea.
Do it.

Sea spray, sea spray,

this is blue moon.
Over.

Sea spray,
you out there, buddy?

This is sea spray.
What's up, skipper?

Yeah, Phil,
I think my fish finder
might be on the blink.

You guys got
anything over there?

Not a thing,

like all the fish
are on vacation.

Same here. Stand by.

Chuck, I-I've got something.

Look at the size
of that thing.
Is that a whale?

No. It's not.

And it's circling
the boat.

Hey, Phil, you see
what I'm seeing?

[Static]

Phil?

Phil, are you out there?

Chuck, come quick!

[Static]

Ah, that radio's
going haywire.

W-what is...

Kill the radio.
What?

Do it.
Why?

Kill the radio!
Okay!

Go!

I am!

[Growls]

That thing
was a monster.

That was the biggest
damn shark I've ever
seen in my life.

You sure that was
even a shark?

Yeah. It was a shark.

Where you think
it's gone?

I don't know.

I... but I think
it was attracted
to the radio waves,

and in return,
it was emitting its own
plasmonic signal that...

That caused the radio
to go crazy.

Whoa, whoa.
Plas-whatsit?

Plasmonics.
Certain fish are capable

of sending out their own
hydronic radio waves

as a means
of communication.

I mean, this guy
lost interest in us when
we stopped broadcasting.

So what do you
want to do now?

Let's get
out of here.

I hate sharks.

Dynamite:
Mermaids and mermen,

this is
dy-y-y-namite Stevens,

booting out
50,000 watts on k80,

the powerfulest
radio station in America.

I just want to take
a brief timeout

to give a shout-out to our
queen of the beach winner

and the runner up, who are
currently on the beach

shooting their sexy,
sexy photo shoot.

And, women, remember this.

Tan lines are for quitters.

Dy-y-y-nomite.

Okay, we got, uh, sun.

We got sand.
We got hot babes.

Let's shoot some film.

How's this?

That is beautiful.

Just like that.

Just, uh...

Different and better.

Like this?

Nice. Very nice.

Becky lebeau:
* it would be funny

* for you to hurt me

* don't do nothin' stupid
with my love *

* whoa, oh, oh

* don't do nothin' stupid
with my love *

* baby, baby,
don't you dare *

* don't you do it

* now, don't you go around

* saying things

* saying things

* you don't want
catching up to you *

* ooh

* 'cause I know
some birdies *

* that love to sing

* and no one wants to

* no one wants to

* find out what I'll do

* don't do nothin'...

All right, uh,
Jessica, I need you

to move in just a little bit.
Jazzy.

Yeah, I don't care
what your name is, babe.

Just move in.

All right, get a little bit
closer to Tammy there.

I love it.
Get a little closer.

Okay, are we
doing it right?

You're definitely
doing it right.

A little bit closer.

Put your faces together.

[Both giggle]

Just like that.

And lean in and give her
a nice, wet kiss.

What?
I don't think so.

Oh, come on.
Get real.

All right.
Well, I tried.

Okay, uh,
let's turn around

and get a little sand
in the background.

* once love goes,
it's gone *

* don't you let me go

[static]

Girls, how hard
is it to stand there
and look pretty?

What is that?

Girls, come on.

It's a shark.

I don't care
what it is.

Let's just
get out of here.

Contrary
to popular belief,

sharks can't
come on land,

so as long as we
stay out of the water,

we're gonna
be just fine.

Nothing to worry about.

Say cheese.

[Screaming]

[Growls]

I didn't expect
to see you back
quite so soon.

I'm glad
you came by.

Guess we still
have a few things
left to discuss.

We do.
Why don't I go first?

There might
actually be something

to what you say
about the rig

using a hydrolyzing
agent in the shaft.

Maybe we did
go too far.

Now, I'm not saying I
know who was behind it,

but when I find out,
I promise you

there will be
consequences.

Of that, I'm sure.

Yeah.

Little something else
I learned.

You're not actually
an oib agent at all.

Not even close.

In fact,
they kicked you out
over 6 months ago.

I took an extended
leave of absence.

Not what it says here.

I don't care
what it says there.

Really?

Now let's see.
It says here

that you had
a kid brother
who was killed

in the exvil
oil tanker collision
2 years ago off Alaska.

It says that
ever since then,

you've been harassing
oil companies,

and it appears
you're on some kind
of a personal vendetta.

Should I go on?

Why not?

Great.

It says
that you made a string
of reckless accusations

that placed the oceanic
investigation bureau

in a very embarrassing
position

that subsequently led
to your termination.

They weren't reckless.

[Chuckles]
Well, I'm sorry,

but impersonating
a government agent

in order to harass
and intimidate a civilian

can wind you up in jail.

I'd have
a lot of company.

Look, Kat fish,

I like you.

We don't need
any trouble between us.

I don't believe
the hydrolyzing agent

caused the rig
to collapse.

I think it was
an earthquake,

just like they said.
I truly believe that.

What's that?

It's money.

Look, I want you
to take this money

out into the world and
do some good with it.

Okay? I want you
to go to Alaska.

I want you
to go to Japan.

I want you to go
anywhere you want

and weave
your magic on some other
environmental bad guy,

'cause believe me,
I'm not the one
you're looking for.

I wish I could
believe you,

but you'd lie about
what you had for breakfast.

Not unless it was
an endangered species.

Come on.

I did not destroy
my own rig.

I believe you there.

The chemical
weathering agent

did cause
the earthquake,

and it did
poison the water,

but it didn't
destroy the platform.

That's what I came here
to tell you.
What?

Your rig was destroyed
by a giant shark.

Not one
of your oil buddies,

but a real giant shark.

Thanks for the money.

That's one
big-ass shark.

[Music playing]

Knee-deep in happy hour?

Did you know what
that bastard called me?

What?

Kat fish.

Kat fish.

The nerve.

[Mouthing words]

[Mouths word]

Well, Kat fish,

let's see you and me swim
over to a table, okay?

Jake, you have
any coffee?

Got some fresh.

Thanks, buddy.
Come on. Up, up.

You bet.

There you go.
Slide in.

Scooch around.
Scooch. Scooch.

There you go.

You good?

I'm a fake.

A fake?

I'm not really an agent
for the oib.

I used to be one,

but they fired me.

Now I just
pretend to be one.

Is that so?

I got a little excited

and ruffled
some feathers.

Thank you, Jake.

No trouble.

Watch yourself.

Hey, don't
leave this.

All right.
Thanks very much.

Watch yourself.
There's your bag.

See this young man?

Mm-hmm.

It's my brother Jimmy.

He's dead now.

Well, I'm sorry
to hear that.

What happened?
Was it an accident?

He was on the exvil
oil tanker when it went down.

Yeah, that was terrible.

Yeah.

Some might
have survived,

except for the sharks.

They said there were
sharks everywhere.

Which explains
why a marine biologist

doesn't like sharks.

They're just like
oil companies...

Mindless eating machines.

And I made
a vow to myself

that I would ruin
everyone responsible
for Jimmy's death.

Somewhere along the way,

the lines got blurred

just to what I could and
couldn't get away with.

So they got rid of me.

But you're still
fighting 'em.

I don't have
anything to lose.

Except my dinner.

[Chuckles]

[Groans]

Unsubstantiated accounts
are beginning to filter

into the newsroom
from surrounding
beach communities.

They're reporting
a new kind of shark,

one that can walk around
on dry land.

Oh, and one more thing,
it's as big as a whale.

Apparently
the new city ordinance

that prohibits drinking
on public beaches

isn't having quite the impact
local officials had hoped for.

This in spite of predictions

that the upcoming
fourth of July celebration

is going to be one
of the largest turnouts
in the beach's history.

I don't care how many
feathers you ruffle
along the way.

You keep those troops
deployed on every beach
that I specified.

No one makes a move
except on my orders.

No. No, I don't know if this
is the real deal or not,

but until
I find out otherwise,

we're gonna
play this safe.

Colonel Caldwell.

Captain Marshall,
anything to report?

One of
the airborne units
captured this photo.

So it is a shark.
Yes, sir,

a giant shark.

All right. Let's go.

Captain Brody.

Status?

Standing by.

Good. Captain Brody,

let's get some planes
in the air.

Copy that.

Base, this is
Charlie tango one

taxiing
to runway 17,

ready for takeoff.

Roger that,
Charlie tango one.

You're cleared
for takeoff.

You're assigned
flight pattern delta.

The remainder
of your squadron

will cover the rest
of your grid.

You're ready to drop
your payload as soon
as you get the word.

Roger that, base.
We'll be ready.

You heard him, boys.

Stick to your
assigned quadrant,

and be ready.

This thing's a killer.

Roger that, skipper.

Let's keep
our fingers crossed

and hope we get lucky.

If it's still out there,
they'll find it.

They say it came
out of the water
and walked on its fins.

It ate the queen
of the beach.

[Chuck humming]

[Sighs]

Good morning.

What happened?

Well, you got
dead drunk,

and you passed out.

Where are my clothes?

Well, you threw up
all over yourself,
so I, uh...

Loaned you
some of my stuff.

Uh...

We didn't...

No. No, we didn't.

Heh.

Didn't mean to be insulting.
I just...

Fair enough.

And you...
You weren't kidding

about sleeping
in your car.

I never kid.

Do you have
my briefcase?

Yeah. It's right there
above your head.

Heh.

That's a lot of money.

You peeked.

I peeked.

Couldn't help it.

Yeah.

It's a bribe
from treymar industries

to get me to go away.

Ah, I figured
I was leaving anyways,

so I took it.

Well, that is
a very interesting
ethical outlook.

Takes a lot of money
to hassle the oil companies.

I figured they could help
finance the crusade.

Oh, I, uh,
washed your clothes.

Folded, too.

You're a pretty handy guy.

You'd be surprised.

We need to tell someone
about the shark.

You know,
everybody already knows.

It's all over the radio.

The army national guard
has moved onto

the surrounding beaches,
and the public is being warned

to stay clear,
as a state of emergency
has been decla...

Please, let's keep
the radio off.

It's the one thing
they don't know about,

the radio.

Do you have my car?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's up
in the parking lot.

Heh. Man, you're good.

I've been told.

[Radio beeps]

Sergeant Wilkins here.

This is captain Jackson.

Status?

All quiet, sir.
Nothing to report.

All right.
Hold your positions
till further notice.

Yes, sir.
Wilkins out.

How'd you two get
past the roadblock?

Dr. Katherine
Carmichael,

oceanic
investigation
bureau.

I have some
important
information

you're gonna need
to know if you want
to kill this thing.

Okay. What do you got?

Have you
spotted the shark?

Not yet, but it seems
to like this beach.

We just don't know why.

I can tell you.

That right there,
the radio tower.

That's what
brings it here.

Radio tower?

It either loves it
or hates it.

I'm not sure which,

but it responds
to radio waves.

That's crazy.

We've taken over
the station temporarily

for the emergency
broadcasting system.

The transmitter just
went back on the air
five minutes ago.

That should be like
ringing the dinner bell.

What are we gonna do
if that thing comes back?

Pray.

Relax, roth.
We can handle this.

Morris, this is
sergeant Wilkins.

You see anything?

All quiet here.

Not a fin or
a flipper in sight.

All right.
Stay alert.

Hey, sarge,

do you think
that thing can really

walk around out of water
like they say he can?

I'd like
to see it try.

[Growls]
Whuhh!

[Rifle firing]

Fall back.

Go! Go! Go!

We need
all our guys!

Hurry up!
Let's go!

It's here right now
at cabo beach.

Reroute the airstrike.
Bring it in now.

Roger that.

Do it.

Copy that.

Proceeding
to strike zone.

[Rifle firing
on beach]

Come on, guys!

Light it up!

[Roaring]

Yeah! Fry his ass!

All right.

Way to go.

You need to contact
the radio station,

tell them
to stop broadcasting.

This is
captain Jackson.

Tell the men
at the station

to shut down
that transmitter
immediately.

That's right.
Cut it now.

This is
Charlie tango one.

I am approaching
strike zone.

Request instructions.

Permission to release
ordnance granted,
Charlie tango one.

Roger that.

[Chuckles]

Blow his ass up!

Let's throw another shark
on the Barbie.

[Both laugh]

[Roars]

What the...

It flies.

That's bad.

I need a drink.

Let's get to it,
gentlemen.

Gathered here
are members of staff,

government intelligence.

Let's get
right to it, captain.

This is Dr. Carmichael.

She's an expert
in marine biology.

She's already
encountered
this creature

once on her own and
lived to tell about it.

Her input
could be crucial

in devising
our plan of attack.

This is
my assistant Chuck.

Cheers.

Sharkskin,
by its very nature,

is tough and resilient.

And in the case of this
particular specimen,

it's almost
armor-plated,
bulletproof.

Conventional weapons
have very little effect
on it,

except it did respond
to being torched
by the flamethrower.

Yeah.

How is that we've
never seen anything

like this creature
before?

It has to be
a prehistoric shark

that's been extinct
for millions of years,

or so we thought.

Perhaps a variety
of megalodon.

I suspect
it's been in some kind
of suspended animation.

So it's been what,
hibernating?

In a manner of speaking.

Maybe the drill
from the treymar oil rig

broke through
the rock into some kind
of underwater chamber

where the shark was
preserved, but dormant.

It had a chance to
take us out yesterday,

and it
swam away instead.

I have to believe
it's because of
the radio waves.

So you think it has
something to do with
radio sound waves?

I do believe
that it responds
to radio transmissions,

and as the shark
approaches,

it emits its own
plasmonic signal.

And what's
a plasmonic signal?

It's a radio signal
that some fish use

to communicate
with others.

In this case,
it's a signal
our shark sends out

that interferes with
other radio signals.

It makes the radio
go haywire, okay?

It could serve
as an advance warning,

alerting us to an attack
before it happens.

Exactly.

Now what about
these reports that it...

Walks and flies?

Senator, there are
at least four known
species of fish

that can walk using
their pectoral fins,

and there are
several varieties
of flying fish.

What we're seeing here
is adaptive evolution,

but on a much
grander scale.

Bullets bounce off it,

it walks around on its fins,
and it flies. Really?

It's super shark.

Well, I think
we might just have

a little something
that'll bring super shark
down to earth in a hurry.

What is it?

Sorry. That's classified
for the moment.

You'll all get
to see it at the beach

first thing
in the morning.

Well, it had better work.

That beach
has to be open

by the time school
gets out this weekend.

The local economy
depends on it.

Now the clock is
ticking here, people.

Dismissed.

[Waves crashing]

I don't think
captain Jackson

has anything
up his sleeve that
can kill this thing,

not on the outside.

I don't know.
He seemed pretty confident.

Custer
was confident.

I don't think
they have any idea
what they're facing.

So, what?
What do you suggest?

We attack it
from the inside.

You mean like,
uh, poison?

Poison or
an explosive device.

You mess up anything
on the inside,
and it'll die,

no matter
how big it is.

Okay, look, I would
just hate to see something
happen to you. That's all.

Becky woo: * don't you,
baby, don't you see? *

* this is why...

I wouldn't want
anything bad to happen
to you either.

You stick with me,
and I'll make it
worth your while.

I'm rich now.

And single.

That does sound
pretty tempting.

* ...About a thing

* our love is like the sea

I'm not worried
about the unit,
Carter,

and I think you're
a great pilot.

You're gonna
do fine.

I want you to wait
till the shark
comes to you.

Then give it
everything you got,
all right, son?

With pleasure, sir.

Push it.

Ah. Ohh.

There you go. Whoa.

Okay, careful.
Push. Push.

All right,
good luck, Carter.

Thank you, sir.

Okay, care... careful.
Careful.

I promised Jake
I'd get this back

to the dockside bar
in one piece.

So you lied.

Unh. Not yet.

Ohh. Okay.
That's it.

Morning, captain.

What's this all about?

Well, remember
what I said yesterday
about using the radio

to better predict
the attack?
Yes.

This is it.

You get
the radio station
to start broadcasting,

and we listen to it
through these speakers.

That way, we'll know
the shark's coming.

Hope it works.

Hey, captain,
what is that thing?

That's a special
prototype tank

designed to fight
in the mountainous regions
of Afghanistan.

It can literally walk
across a hostile desert

like an armor-plated camel.

A walking tank?

Walking tank
for a walking shark.

Brilliant.

[Radio] Captain Jackson,
come in.

Jackson.

Megatank is ready
for deployment, sir.

Have it take up
a position

halfway between
the lot and the water.

Then stand by
for further orders.

Yes, sir.

This, I gotta see.

Would you
look at that?

Capt. Jackson:
It's equipped with
heavy artillery.

Hate to use it
in a civilian area.

One stray shot...

Ah, we'll just
have to be careful.

I'm sure the neighbors
appreciate that, captain.

Kat, let's move
this thing.

You ready?
Yo.

Watch your step.

Want to get
that radio station
broadcasting.

Is that thing
almost ready?

Almost, captain.

Give me
five more minutes.

Then have that station
start pumping out some
old-time rock-and-roll.

Well, we got
dynamite Stevens
at the station.

He can start
broadcasting
whenever we want.

Dy-y-ynamite Stevens?

Ah, that'll really
make him mad.

He has
that effect on me.

Captain, do you have
an explosive device
we can attach?

The shark
gets close enough
to swallow it,

we might get lucky
and give him

one hell
of a bellyache.

We've got some c-4
and a remote detonator.

I'll have one
of my munitions men
set it up for you.

Thank you.

Something better work.

[Music playing]

Dynamite: Hey, super shark,

it's your old friend
dy-y-y-ynamite Stevens

with a handful of requests,

brought to you
by Uncle Sam.

So this is for all
the soldier boys on the beach.

I hope this ro-ocks
your world.

Singer: * you better
believe it *

* so tired, late tonight

* the vision to see...

Come on, super shark.
Where are you?

This has gotta work.

Maybe he's gun-shy

from getting
his ass burned yesterday.

Maybe he had
his feelings hurt.

That is impossible.

[Static]

[Growls]

Here he is!

Hurry up, captain!

Carter, heads up.

Target spotted
dead ahead and
closing fast.

Roger that.

[Roars]

Engage the enemy.

[Roars]

[Roaring]

Push him
towards the c-4.

Maybe we can
blow him up.

Carter, try to push it
toward the speakers.

We got a c-4 charge
set there.

I'm trying, captain,
but it's not
cooperating.

Kat: Be ready
with that thing.

Carter, keep it
in front of you.

If that thing
gets any leverage
from the side,

it might be able
to flip you over.

Like I said, captain,
I'm trying.

This isn't working.
I told you that thing's

tougher on the outside
than any of us thought.

Faster, too.

All we need's
one good shot,

maybe the eyes.

Carter,
go for the eyes.

If we can blind it,
I think we can
take it out.

All right. I'm gonna try
to swing around to the left,

line up a clean shot.

Motor's frozen.
[Alarms blaring]

Something's overheating.

I'm gonna have to abort.

Gaah!

[Garbled transmission
playing]

[Roars]

Damn it.

Fall back!

We gotta regroup.

[Shark growling]

All right, Kat,
get in the truck.
Get in the truck!

Keep the motor running!

Kat!

Get in the truck! Kat!

Over here, big boy!

Come here!

Over here!

Aah!

Come on! Get up! Get up!

Keep going to the cave!
I'll draw him off!

No!
Go! Just go!

Dynamite: Okay, super shark.

Over here, big boy!

Come on!

Music from the doctor,
dynamite man.

[Growling]

Get over here!

[Music playing clearly]

The erotics:
* you're sitting there

* snorting all your blow

* how far
are you gonna go? *

* just one thing
I want you to know *

* I'm gonna push you
out the back door *

* you push me

* and push comes to death

[growling]

* you push me

* and you'll take
your last breath *

* you push me...

Open up for mommy.

* push comes to death

dynamite: And this
one last ripping classic

guaranteed
to blow your mind.

Now you're extinct.

Dy-y-ynomite.

[Flames crackling]

Kat! Kat!

You did it!

Huh?!

I said,
"you did it!"

Wha... i can't hear
a word you're saying.

It's the blast!
You were too close!

I feel like
I just went to the loudest
rock concert of my life.

It's okay! It'll wear
off in a couple days.
You'll be great.

I can't make out
a word you're saying.

I said you're one hell
of a catch, Kat fish.

What'd you say?

I'll tell you later.
Come on.

Come on.

Tracey read: There has
been much speculation
in the community

regarding the future
of treymar oil

and its offshore
drilling operations

along the California coast.

The oib recently hit
treymar with a stiff
$500,000 fine

for using illegal chemicals

just prior
to the catastrophic failure

of their offshore
oil platform nautilus.

I'm standing here
with Roger wade,
director of operations.

Mr. wade, what is
the future of treymar oil?

Well, we, uh, all learn
from our mistakes,

and, uh, treymar
is ready and able

to step up to the plate
and begin the job

of creating a new
and independent
source of energy.

We will rebuild
the platform that
was destroyed,

and we're gonna
start reconstruction

as soon
as humanly possible.

This time, we're gonna
explore new regions
even deeper than before,

and I am certain
that we will uncover

even bigger and better
sources of energy.

Who knows
what we might find?

It's like Sarah
always said.

"Drill, baby, drill."

Harvey scales:
* super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* as bad as can be

* on the land
and on the sea *

* super shark

* I know he's bad

* super shark

* bon appétit, man *

* watch out

* super shark

* he can jump, he can fly

* he can almost touch the sky

* super shark

* a whale of a killer

* he makes jaws
look like flipper *

* super shark

* he's super shark

* huhh

* watch out

* super shark

* watch out

* watch out, watch out

* super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* I know he's bad

* huhh