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[Radio static]

This is captain Jackson.

Status?

All quiet, sir. Nothing to report.

All right. Hold your positions till further notice.

[Growls]

Here he comes!

[Growls]

Engage the enemy.

[Growling]

This isn't working.

[Machinery clanking]

Hey, pops,

what's the point of patching all this stuff up?

[Country music playing on radio]

What?

Half the stuff doesn't work.

The other half keeps breaking down.

I mean, you'd think a big oil company

would let loose a few bucks,

keep everything nice and tidy.

I think it's all that chemical gunk

they keep pouring down the shaft.

That's what's mucking everything up.

You know, I hear that stuff

literally eats away at the rock,

disintegrates it.

Just having the stuff on the rig makes me nervous,

let alone pouring it into the ocean.

[Whirring]

Ah, there they go.

They're getting ready to pour that gunk down the shaft again.

At the rate they're going,

I'm surprised they haven't

busted clean through to China by now.

[Static on radio, alarm blaring]

Ah, there it goes.

Oh, man.

[Rumbling]

[Roars]

What's happening?

I don't know.

I think something busted.

Maybe we did break through to China.

Whoa!

Oh, God. We gotta get out of here!

Whuhh!

[Crew yelling]

I'm standing outside treymar industries,

where there is much speculation today

concerning the sudden collapse

of their offshore oil platform nautilus,

which was operating just 10 Miles from the California coast.

What information do we have to go on at this point?

Well, um... [Chuckles]

Our scientists believe that an underwater earthquake

might have actually triggered the collapse.

At this point, obviously it's too early to tell,

but seismologists have indeed confirmed

that there was activity in that area.

It's obviously a terrible tragedy.

What do you think the impact

of this accident will have on the ecosystem?

Well, Tracey, I'm by no means a biologist,

but I firmly believe that there'll be little,

if any ecological footprint

as a result of this accident.

Given recent events, how can an assessment like that be made this early?

Suffice it to say I have it on very good authority.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is Tracey read

reporting from outside treymar industries.

Harvey scales: * super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* as bad as can be

* on the land and on the sea *

* super shark

* I know he's bad

deejay: Good morning, cats and kittens.

This is dy-ynamite Stevens,

and we gonna have the surf report

right after the news.

But first I want to tell you about the big celebration.

It is gonna be sensational,

and yours truly, dynamite Stevens, will be there.

We're going to have

a big queen of the beach bikini contest,

brought to you by the dockside bar and grill.

So, girls, we want to see you out there.

That's right, ladies.

I want you to be there

or be bare.

Tyler.

Well, well. Look what the tide brought in.

Hello, Greg.

It's been a while.

You look great.

You look the same. Hi, Tyler.

Morning, cali. Guys, it's summertime,

and when school lets out,

this beach is gonna fill up fast.

When I say you need to be here at 8:00,

you need to be here at 7:45.

I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

What's your excuse, Greg?

I, uh, just got into town yesterday.

I think I was a little jet-lagged.

All right, well, since you never worked here in the summer,

you're in for a real treat.

I think I'm up for it.

Good. Greg, I see that you're certified

and on the swim team.

You know, a lot of problems can be avoided

if you just know how to talk to people.

I understand that.

I get on well with people.

See that you do. Um, I want you to take

the South beach past those rocks over there.

There's a lot of surfers.

Current's strong. Please be careful.

Understood.

Cali, you and I are gonna take the, uh,

north beach over there past the caves.

It's 8:25 right now.

Um, shift ends at 2:00.

Check back with me before you, um, leave,

and turn in your walkies. Everybody good to go?

Ready as I can be.

Me, too.

Let's go.

Greg is cute.

What school does he go to?

Sc. How do you know?

He spent last summer here.

Ah. Is he and you...

No. No, we are not an item.

Good. Think he's my type.

Everybody's your type.

Yeah.

[Camera clicking]

Man on radio: Jill, pick up the horn, will you?

Jill.

Go ahead, Rick. Is everything okay?

Yeah, everything's fine.

I think we found a lobster.

Well, what do you want me to do?

Get the lobster basket and drop it overboard.

Anything else?

Just look beautiful when I come back.

I'm working on it.

See you soon.

[Growls]

[Growls]

Hey, I think I saw a nurse shark up ahead.

Boy, I'd love to get a shot of that.

Let me get up there and see if he wants his picture taken.

Guess he's the shy type.

Maybe we can spot another.

Where there's one shark,

there's usually another.

[Shark growls]

What the hell was that?

I don't know. I didn't get a good look at it.

Might have been a whale. Maybe it's just curious.

Or hungry.

Jill, come in.

Rick, you're interfering with my tan.

Something big just swam by us.

Do you see anything?

Nothing. Are you almost done?

Yeah. We're heading back.

[Static]

Uh...

Rick.

Rick, there's something wrong with the radio.

[Static stops]

[Growls]

Uh, Rick.

Come on.

[Growls]

Oh, God. Oh, my God.

Rick.

Rick! Rick! Can you hear me?!

Rick!

[Gasps] Rick, can you hear me?!

Rick! Rick, there's a shark!

[Roars]

[Growls]

There's a shark! There's...

Rick!

[Roars] [Screams]

[Calling]

Skipper Chuck.

I saw your ad in the paper.

Sorry about that.

I was just daydreaming about an angel.

Is this you?

That's me.

Welcome aboard.

Nice boat.

Only thing the wife left me.

So you live onboard?

Like I said.

How much to hire the boat?

I like that in a woman.

You don't mess around. You get right to the point.

How much?

I guess that depends on where you're going.

I want to go here.

Isn't that... That's right.

I want you to take me to where the treymar oil platform went down.

Whoa, whoa. Take that back.

That entire area's off limits.

I can't go there.

I'm Dr. Katherine Carmichael,

oceanic investigation bureau.

This badge'll get us past anyone who stands in our way.

Besides, I only want to go to the edge of the quarantined area.

How much?

I don't know. 100 bucks an hour. 3-hour minimum.

Wait.

Why me? Hmm?

Why didn't you just get the coast guard to take you out there?

They've got enough problems.

Cash work for you?

Make yourself at home.

Thank you.

Hey, doc.

Pretty sure of yourself, aren't you?

Money talks, skipper.

That's what's wrong with the world.

Don't spare the gas.

Don't worry. I got plenty of that.

Cali: So far, so easy.

Yeah, wait a week. Change is coming.

Yeah. There will be more boys

and more girls.

Who needs the competition?

Come on, cali. What's sexier

than a beautiful lifeguard in a styling red swimsuit?

Does make you stand out in a crowd.

Yeah, people take notice.

It represents authority.

Guys like that.

You think Greg could go for me?

Why don't you ask him?

I could never.

I wouldn't know what to say.

How 'bout, "you want to get with this?"

Shut up.

Besides, I saw the way he looked at you.

Okay, yeah, we had a thing last summer,

but it didn't work out. I'm over him,

like so, so over him.

So just go for it.

Are you sure?

Look, it's your birthday this weekend, right?

Let's just start the party early.

We'll go down to the dockside,

have a few drinks tonight.

I'll invite Greg, and you guys can get to know each other.

Would you? I mean, that would be great.

Consider it done.

[Chuckles]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[Roars]

Can we get any closer?

Doc, we're already at the edge of the quarantine area.

Badge or no badge, this is as far as I go.

I'm not about to risk my license or my boat for you.

I understand.

Besides...

There's nothing to see.

There isn't even an oil slick or anything.

Yeah, that is kind of weird there's no oil out here.

Just 'cause you don't see anything

doesn't mean there's nothing there.

We can go now.

Aye, aye.

This is very impressive.

Now what can I do for you?

I've already told the authorities everything we know

about the nautilus rig failure.

We have our own internal investigation ongoing,

and there are also other agencies looking into it as well.

I know,

and now I've joined the party.

So what do you want from me?

We've been totally cooperative.

Everyone else seems satisfied that we're doing everything we can,

and there was no major oil spillage during the accident.

Oil isn't the only thing that pollutes the water.

What's your point?

The waters where the nautil went down

are loaded with chemicals.

Well, that's to be expected

when an accident like this happens.

A lot of people lost their lives in that accident.

Some of our very best men were on that rig when it went down,

and some of those men were very good friends of mine.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Thank you.

Did you receive any radio communication

from the rig as the accident was actually happening?

Yes.

What did it say?

It was pure panic.

I'd like to hear the recording.

There is no recording.

It was a live transmission to our land facility,

which was not recording at the time.

Isn't that convenient?

So you're a, uh... you're a marine biologist, correct?

That's right.

Deep-sea drilling executive's natural enemy.

Don't get defensive. I was just curious.

Now, listen. We're very, very proud of our environmental record.

I would like to help you. I really would.

I happen to love fish.

Broiled or pan-fried?

Sushi, actually.

Me, too.

[Telephone rings]

Excuse me.

Yeah. This is wade.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah.

Look, I-I'm sorry.

I have an important conference call.

That's all right. I just have a few more questions.

Hang on.

How about you have

an early dinner with me tonight or a drink?

I can answer the rest of your questions and maybe even

prove to you that not every oilman

is a moustache-twirling villain.

Drinks. Early.

Then we'll talk about dinner.

It's right on the beach.

You can't miss it.

There's a beautiful view from the balcony.

6 P.M.

You're on. 6 P.M.

All right.

Yeah. Wade here.

[Growls]

Quitting time.

[Growling]

There's Greg.

Cool your jets, Kelly.

You don't want to appear too eager.

Hey. How was your first day?

No complaints.

You in a rush to get out of here?

Me? No.

Why? What were you thinking?

Well, it's cali's birthday on Saturday,

and we were thinking about starting the celebration a little early.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, like later this afternoon, 4:00,

down at the dockside. You want to join us?

Yeah, sure.

Sounds like fun.

Thanks.

Yeah, well, uh, guess I'll see you guys later then, huh?

Bye, Greg.

[Mocking] "Bye, Greg."

Knock it off, big shot.

Uh, I'm looking for Dr. Miller.

You found him.

Oh. I'm, uh, Dr. Carmichael.

What can I do for you, doctor?

Actually, I was hoping to speak

with one of your patients.

The survivor of the oil rig accident.

You know, is this absolutely necessary?

That guy's been through a lot.

Heh. I understand your concern, doctor,

but I wouldn't be here if it wasn't extremely important.

As the only survivor,

he might hold the key to what actually happened that night.

Has he said anything?

No.

[P.A.] Paging Dr. sabin.

Dr. sabin, please.

Dr. Carmichael.

This is Mr. Jenkins.

Coffee?

Sure.

Thanks.

I wanted to ask you

what happened on the oil rig.

What kind of doctor you say you were?

I'm a marine biologist.

I'm worried about what the nautilus disaster

did to the ocean's ecosystem.

A fish doctor.

That's right.

Not one of those docs that studies your mind,

makes people think you're crazy.

No. I'm not one of those.

I went out to the site,

and I didn't find any oil in the water.

Do you know why that is?

'Cause we hadn't hit oil yet.

I mean, we were scheduled to three weeks ago,

but we hit some kind of rock we never dealt with before,

couldn't break through.

I did find a lot of unusual chemicals in the water.

You know I can't talk to you about that.

Really?

Why is that?

The company will have my head.

I'm not just a fish doctor.

I'm also an investigator with the oib.

You can either tell me what treymar

was putting in the water,

or we'll have your head before your boss ever gets to it.

Well, like I said,

we hit some hard rock,

harder than anything we ever hit.

That's when they started pumping the stuff

down the shaft to break up the rock.

What was in it?

I don't know.

They never used it before last week.

They shipped it in from the plant.

It was some powerful stuff.

Is that why the platform collapsed?

I'll deny I told you any of this,

but you being a fish doctor and all, well,

maybe you'll believe me.

Something big came out the sea,

something real big.

It jumped up,

grabbed the crane...

And then pulled the rig right over.

If I hadn't gotten to that lifeboat,

well...

I got lucky.

Heh. What was it?

I've never said this...

But it was a shark.

[Gasps]

A frigging giant shark.

[Nervous laugh]

Yeah, see, and the way you're looking at me right now,

it's why I didn't tell those head doctors anything.

I don't want to be locked up in a loony bin.

You just went through a really traumatic experience. I mean,

with all that was going on,

don't you think you might have mistaken

some falling machinery for something else?

[Laughs]

You know what, doc?

I'm just fooling you.

Hey, there's no such thing as a giant shark.

I was just telling what I thought you wanted to hear,

you being a fish doctor and all.

I'm gonna go back to the room and watch some TV.

[Sonar pings]

[Ping]

This is USS Santa mira to San Diego command

requesting satcom weather conditions.

Copy, Santa mira.

Stand by to receive satcom weather data.

10 degrees on the down bubble.

Aye. 10 degrees down bubble.

Steady as she goes.

[Aloha 'oe instrumental playing]

Mr. Stewart.

Aye, captain?

I understand that we're almost fully automated here

and that you have nothing better to do

than push a few buttons,

but do you think you could play something

a little more inspiring?

You're putting the crew to sleep.

Sorry, captain.

I guess I've still got Honolulu on my mind.

I understand. Now, if you don't mind...

Yes, sir. Stone-cold inspiration coming right up.

Thank you.

Another deployment.

Another round of drills, drills, more drills.

Don't start complaining, or we'll find a nice spot

out in the persian Gulf for you.

[Country music playing]

Be careful what you wish for.

Yes, sir. It's just I'd like to experience something new,

something exciting.

Well, we're having the chef's surprise for dinner tonight.

[Console beeps]

Captain, I'm getting something.

Identify.

I can't.

It's ahead of us, same depth.

Underwater Mountain range?

Can't tell yet.

Well, we better move it up just in case.

Two degrees on the up bubble.

Two degrees up bubble.

[Console beeps]

Make it five degrees up bubble.

Five degrees up bubble.

[Beeps]

It's rising with us, captain.

Might be something organic,

some kind of drifting debris.

[Growls]

[Alarm blaring]

What the hell was that?

Did we hit something?

I don't know, captain.

Wrong answer, Carmichael.

Find out.

Aye, aye, sir.

Well?

It... i think it's some kind of seismic disturbance,

a big one.

An earthquake?

Could be.

Captain, telemetry's coming in.

Undersea activity, it's off the charts.

No kidding.

General quarters. General quarters.

All hands, man your battle stations.

Careful what you wish for.

[Roars]

Sound the collision alarm.

I have a contact.

What? Identify?

No corresponding signal. No sound wave match.

Whatever it is, it's headed straight toward us.

Is it a sub?

No, sir,

but it's almost as big as we are.

Status?

Five seconds.

All hands, brace for impact.

Son of a...

[roars]

Acquire torpedo lock.

It's moving too fast

and changing direction every second.

I can't get a lock.

Do your best.

Flood torpedo tubes one and two.

Flooding torpedo tubes one and two.

Well? Got it.

Fire torpedoes one and two.

Firing torpedoes one and two.

[Beeping]

[Growls]

[Growling]

Target dead ahead and moving fast.

What the hell is it?

Whatever it is, it's coming back.

Dear God.

[Growling]

[Piano music playing]

Told you I had a nice view.

You weren't kidding.

Must have cost a pretty penny.

Ah, just one of the dividends of hard work.

Sure.

Look, Ms. Carmichael...

Call me Kat.

Kat?

Really? Kat?

Fish.

Kat fish.

Funny,

but not original.

Why are you so hostile?

I mean, come on. Do you actually think

that when I was a little kid,

I wanted to grow up and be an oilman?

Okay, so what'd you want to be?

Cowboy.

[Imitates pistol]

[Laughs]

But you have to admit this pays a whole lot better.

Can I interest you in a lobster cocktail?

Lobster?

Caught right out here in the bay.

Oh. Uh, I think I'll pass.

Oh, you're acting like you think

it might be poison or something.

It might be.

Let me show you something.

Nice kitchen.

Thanks.

This is a sample of water I took this morning

from the site where the rig went down.

You're not gonna drink that?

Heh. No way.

Do you know what this means?

I have no idea what this means.

Why don't you tell me?

It means there's potassium feldspar

in the water where the rig went down.

Okay.

Potassium feldspar is a mineral.

When mixed with acidic water, it hydrolyzes

into kalinite plus quartz plus potassium hydroxide.

Yeah. Look, I'm just kind of a, uh,

front-office sort of a guy.

I'm not a scientist. What are you talking about?

It's a formula that's used

to create a chemical weathering agent,

something that breaks down rock surfaces,

like those that form the foundation of your oil platform.

I'm still not following you.

[Chuckles] All right.

Let me see if I can put this together for you. Please.

Your drill hit solid rock.

You can't break through,

so you pour a hydrolyzing agent down the shaft.

To break through the rock,

but you used too much,

and it causes the foundation

of your platform to crumble.

Hang on. D-don't go to...

The platform collapses in a self-made earthquake,

dozens of people die,

and the poison's in the ocean.

And you're telling me

that you can tell all that from one little test strip?

All that.

I think you're speculating.

And I think you're scared.

Goodbye.

Hang on a second. I would never

intentionally do anything to hurt that rig.

I had a lot of...

I know. You had friends out there.

I feel sorry for them.

You better get over here right away.

We need to talk.

Afc, this is Sierra Romeo one niner.

Sierra Romeo one niner,

this is afc. Go ahead.

Nothing to report, sir.

No sign of the Santa mira.

[Sighs] I don't get it.

A United States submarine just doesn't disappear.

This one has.

How much longer can you maintain your search?

30 minutes till bingo fuel.

All right. Keep searching,

and report back in 30 minutes.

Roger that. [Beeping]

Hang on, sir.

I think I've got something.

Is it the Santa mira?

No, sir.

Well, what is it?

You're not gonna believe this.

Try me.

[Music playing]

Easy on the mai tais, cali.

Last time I checked, you weren't exactly a heavy hitter.

I'm just nervous.

You know how I get around boys.

Yeah.

I wonder where Greg is.

Oh, he'll be here.

He always did like to make a late entrance.

[Microphone feedback]

Yo, Felix, how'd it sound?

I want to do a test-out for the crowd.

100... Oh, there he is.

99, 97,

9... wait. I missed the 98.

98. Does it sound good?

Hey.

Looks like you guys got started without me.

Ah, sometimes it's hard to get a table here,

so we got here a little early.

Yeah, I always liked this place.

You girls hang out here a lot?

It's the only place we can afford.

[Laughs]

Well, you and I had some good times here.

Do you spend all your summers at the bay?

Yeah. My, uh, grandparents are out of town,

so I'm watching their place.

The, uh, lifeguard gig was just icing on the cake.

Lucky you.

Speaking of cake,

I, uh, got you a little early birthday present.

Oh, you shouldn't have.

But thank you.

Do you like it?

I absolutely love it.

It's handmade.

I got it down at the, uh, boardwalk.

So you, um, have the whole house to yourself?

Yeah. Just, um...

Me and the dogs.

Dynamite: Hey, everybody.

I'm dy-y-ynamite Stevens, ladies and gentlemen.

Whoo!

Aw, you must. [Laughs]

And I'm here at the dockside bar & grill

and we are going to be hosting, cats,

the queen of the beach bikini contest today.

Yes, it is.

[Whistles]

Yeah, man.

Whoo whoo!

Bring 'em up!

Yeah, you know what it's about!

I don't have to tell y'all. Y'all know.

Ha ha ha! And we got the grand prize,

which will be...

A free calendar shoot on the beach

and a grand prize money winner

of $1,000.

[Laughing]

Now let's find out

who the most finest girl in this place is.

Let's bring that girl up here right now.

Girls, come on up here. Let's see what you got.

Shake it and make it, girl.

You got to shake me!

Shake and bake.

No chicken. This is sirloin, baby.

That's what I'm talking 'bout.

Yeah, 'cause she's happening.

Whoo!

Oh, my goodness. Uhh.

Whoo!

Lady in red! Whah!

What else we got?

We got somebody... this girl.

Whoo. I don't know if my heart can stand this anymore.

Baby, what y'all think?

Ah, show 'em your stuff, girl. You roll.

Whoo hoo!

We loves everybody,

but somebody gotta go.

This one's beautiful,

but we can't have too much beauty.

Thank you for coming.

And now let's see what else we got.

I need another young lady up here right now.

Now, this is serious. I ain't playing around.

This is the big cham-pag-nee right here.

This girl's... she's all right. We likes her. What about...

I need me another twirl up here right now.

Who's out here wanting to come up?

Maybe they can take over the contest.

I think they are playing my song.

What are you talking about?

If I can win that cash prize,

my summer will be golden.

Crazy.

She's impulsive, all right.

Shy one minute. Wild child the next.

Next we got up here... Oh, come on, girl.

You gotta show a little something-something, girl.

You gotta... yeah, baby.

A little skin wins the yin-Yang.

Yeah.

She's all that and a bag of chips. Wow.

She looks pretty good up there.

You like her?

Yeah, she's nice, but, I, uh...

Like you more.

Baby, some hot and mustardy.

What do we still think about this lady over here?

Yeah. She's all right.

And then... whoo! Well, all right.

You want her to leave, let's run it.

Thank you so much for coming out tonight.

Now we gonna move some over here.

I said thank you so much.

Who next coming in here?

Right now we need somebody else to come up on this stage.

Holy chalupa!

Wow!

Whoo!

Yabbo hubba hubba!

Free tacos for everybody!

Whoo hoo!

That's too much for me, girl!

Roger, I don't understand why you're so rattled.

I mean, you act as if this were the first time

that any oil company was ever suspected of wrongdoing.

It's a cost of doing business.

Yeah, but it's not really suspected.

It's more like an accusation.

Of what?

Of using a chemical weathering agent?

Of causing your own platform to collapse?

Yes.

Nobody uses a chemical weathering agent

for drilling purposes.

I did.

And whatever gave you an idea to try something like that?

Oh, hell, I don't know.

One of the engineers suggested it.

It didn't seem like it was gonna hurt anything,

so I gave him the go-ahead.

And it worked?

Yeah, it worked great,

worked too well.

Well, that may be something we're gonna have to look into

later on, but right now,

your job is to deny everything.

When caught cheating, deny, deny, deny.

I know. I read the handbook,

but... but she... She knows.

Knows what?

I mean, you think that this dog-and-pony show

with a glass of water and a slice of lemon is gonna prove anything?

You worry too much.

Ah... i don't know.

She seemed awfully sure of herself.

All right, look, Roger, if you're that worried, think about it.

The best defense is always a good offense.

Throw a little money around and see if you can't dig up

something on this Dr. Carmichael.

Maybe there's a chink in her armor.

It's worth a try.

Ah, maybe you're right.

Finish her off before she finishes us.

Cali.

How could you?

I'm sorry. It just happened.

But you're my friend.

Cali, he wasn't into you.

He only came because he wanted to be with me.

That's not true.

It is true. I'm sorry, but it is.

You always get everything you want.

You get the job you want, the boy you want.

I didn't want Greg. I was over him.

At least, I thought I was.

Like I said, it just happened.

Why can't I be more like you?

I wish I was dead.

[Growls]

[Screams]

[Screams]

Dynamite: All right, guys, these girls are working hard for you.

Let us know what you want. That's it.

This one over there. There you go.

And how 'bout this one? Jazzy wazzy.

[Cheering]

And how 'bout this one? Wow.

Yeah. Let 'em know. Thank you.

Let us see some stuff in here.

[Cheering]

Yeah, guys. Let me know what you think of these girls up here.

They're working hard. Whoo!

And this one right here. Sirloin beef over here.

This is serious. That's right.

And the lobster of the tail, and this one here.

Oh, my goodness.

That's good. The... whoa!

Come on! Yeah!

Want to hear it for... That's it.

And how about for this lady jazz over here?

And look at kylee. Whoo!

Get an eyeful?

Doc. What's up?

Hey, buy a guy a drink?

You've got plenty of cash.

You buy. Bourbon, rocks.

What she said, Jake. Bourbon, rocks.

You got it.

What's going on? You busy?

Made a few house calls.

Somebody sick? [Laughs]

They're gonna be.

Dynamite: Lookity here.

That's what I'm talking about. Hey, there.

You see, captain? Whoa.

Becky lebeau: * your eyes...

See you tomorrow morning?

Tomorrow morning? What for?

We're going fishing.

Uh, okay.

W-where are you staying tonight?

I live in my car.

Give me a double, Jake.

Now it's my turn.

Let me jump up in here.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

kits and cats and cats and kadoodles,

we have already tallied up the votes,

and all these ladies are beautiful.

Let's have a hand for everybody that was on the show tonight.

Bring 'em all out here. They're beautiful.

Bring 'em all up here.

And keep those hands a-flappin'

as I announce the winner.

Jazzy!

She's all right.

[Cheering]

Whoo! Aw, man!

I want to be in a symphony with jazz, baby.

Whoo hoo!

But everybody's good.

That's what I was talking about.

[Calling]

Where is everybody?

This is interesting.

This is very, very interesting.

Good job.

You did a great job here.

Yeah. You know, for a minute there,

she almost had me.

Tell you what I want you to do.

I want you to go to the bank,

and I want you to cash this check for me.

Bring all that money right back here to my office.

Big bills are fine.

Actually, big bills are better,

more impressive.

Now scoot.

Oh, if only I had a moustache to twirl.

They never learn.

First the air and then the water.

Doc.

Got my fish finder plugged in to your laptop.

Want to come take a look?

Good work, Chuck.

You'd make someone a great assistant someday.

You know, I was thinking exactly the same thing about you.

After you.

You sure this is up and running?

Positive.

There's nothing on the scope.

Yeah?

Here. Watch your hand.

There's not a single fish,

no living thing.

It's impossible.

Now, I have never seen anything like that before.

I can radio one of my buddies

and see if they got anything.

That's a good idea. Do it.

Sea spray, sea spray,

this is blue moon. Over.

Sea spray, you out there, buddy?

This is sea spray. What's up, skipper?

Yeah, Phil, I think my fish finder might be on the blink.

You guys got anything over there?

Not a thing,

like all the fish are on vacation.

Same here. Stand by.

Chuck, I-I've got something.

Look at the size of that thing. Is that a whale?

No. It's not.

And it's circling the boat.

Hey, Phil, you see what I'm seeing?

[Static]

Phil?

Phil, are you out there?

Chuck, come quick!

[Static]

Ah, that radio's going haywire.

W-what is...

Kill the radio. What?

Do it. Why?

Kill the radio! Okay!

Go!

I am!

[Growls]

That thing was a monster.

That was the biggest damn shark I've ever seen in my life.

You sure that was even a shark?

Yeah. It was a shark.

Where you think it's gone?

I don't know.

I... but I think it was attracted to the radio waves,

and in return, it was emitting its own plasmonic signal that...

That caused the radio to go crazy.

Whoa, whoa. Plas-whatsit?

Plasmonics. Certain fish are capable

of sending out their own hydronic radio waves

as a means of communication.

I mean, this guy lost interest in us when we stopped broadcasting.

So what do you want to do now?

Let's get out of here.

I hate sharks.

Dynamite: Mermaids and mermen,

this is dy-y-y-namite Stevens,

booting out 50,000 watts on k80,

the powerfulest radio station in America.

I just want to take a brief timeout

to give a shout-out to our queen of the beach winner

and the runner up, who are currently on the beach

shooting their sexy, sexy photo shoot.

And, women, remember this.

Tan lines are for quitters.

Dy-y-y-nomite.

Okay, we got, uh, sun.

We got sand. We got hot babes.

Let's shoot some film.

How's this?

That is beautiful.

Just like that.

Just, uh...

Different and better.

Like this?

Nice. Very nice.

Becky lebeau: * it would be funny

* for you to hurt me

* don't do nothin' stupid with my love *

* whoa, oh, oh

* don't do nothin' stupid with my love *

* baby, baby, don't you dare *

* don't you do it

* now, don't you go around

* saying things

* saying things

* you don't want catching up to you *

* ooh

* 'cause I know some birdies *

* that love to sing

* and no one wants to

* no one wants to

* find out what I'll do

* don't do nothin'...

All right, uh, Jessica, I need you

to move in just a little bit. Jazzy.

Yeah, I don't care what your name is, babe.

Just move in.

All right, get a little bit closer to Tammy there.

I love it. Get a little closer.

Okay, are we doing it right?

You're definitely doing it right.

A little bit closer.

Put your faces together.

[Both giggle]

Just like that.

And lean in and give her a nice, wet kiss.

What? I don't think so.

Oh, come on. Get real.

All right. Well, I tried.

Okay, uh, let's turn around

and get a little sand in the background.

* once love goes, it's gone *

* don't you let me go

[static]

Girls, how hard is it to stand there and look pretty?

What is that?

Girls, come on.

It's a shark.

I don't care what it is.

Let's just get out of here.

Contrary to popular belief,

sharks can't come on land,

so as long as we stay out of the water,

we're gonna be just fine.

Nothing to worry about.

Say cheese.

[Screaming]

[Growls]

I didn't expect to see you back quite so soon.

I'm glad you came by.

Guess we still have a few things left to discuss.

We do. Why don't I go first?

There might actually be something

to what you say about the rig

using a hydrolyzing agent in the shaft.

Maybe we did go too far.

Now, I'm not saying I know who was behind it,

but when I find out, I promise you

there will be consequences.

Of that, I'm sure.

Yeah.

Little something else I learned.

You're not actually an oib agent at all.

Not even close.

In fact, they kicked you out over 6 months ago.

I took an extended leave of absence.

Not what it says here.

I don't care what it says there.

Really?

Now let's see. It says here

that you had a kid brother who was killed

in the exvil oil tanker collision 2 years ago off Alaska.

It says that ever since then,

you've been harassing oil companies,

and it appears you're on some kind of a personal vendetta.

Should I go on?

Why not?

Great.

It says that you made a string of reckless accusations

that placed the oceanic investigation bureau

in a very embarrassing position

that subsequently led to your termination.

They weren't reckless.

[Chuckles] Well, I'm sorry,

but impersonating a government agent

in order to harass and intimidate a civilian

can wind you up in jail.

I'd have a lot of company.

Look, Kat fish,

I like you.

We don't need any trouble between us.

I don't believe the hydrolyzing agent

caused the rig to collapse.

I think it was an earthquake,

just like they said. I truly believe that.

What's that?

It's money.

Look, I want you to take this money

out into the world and do some good with it.

Okay? I want you to go to Alaska.

I want you to go to Japan.

I want you to go anywhere you want

and weave your magic on some other environmental bad guy,

'cause believe me, I'm not the one you're looking for.

I wish I could believe you,

but you'd lie about what you had for breakfast.

Not unless it was an endangered species.

Come on.

I did not destroy my own rig.

I believe you there.

The chemical weathering agent

did cause the earthquake,

and it did poison the water,

but it didn't destroy the platform.

That's what I came here to tell you. What?

Your rig was destroyed by a giant shark.

Not one of your oil buddies,

but a real giant shark.

Thanks for the money.

That's one big-ass shark.

[Music playing]

Knee-deep in happy hour?

Did you know what that bastard called me?

What?

Kat fish.

Kat fish.

The nerve.

[Mouthing words]

[Mouths word]

Well, Kat fish,

let's see you and me swim over to a table, okay?

Jake, you have any coffee?

Got some fresh.

Thanks, buddy. Come on. Up, up.

You bet.

There you go. Slide in.

Scooch around. Scooch. Scooch.

There you go.

You good?

I'm a fake.

A fake?

I'm not really an agent for the oib.

I used to be one,

but they fired me.

Now I just pretend to be one.

Is that so?

I got a little excited

and ruffled some feathers.

Thank you, Jake.

No trouble.

Watch yourself.

Hey, don't leave this.

All right. Thanks very much.

Watch yourself. There's your bag.

See this young man?

Mm-hmm.

It's my brother Jimmy.

He's dead now.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

What happened? Was it an accident?

He was on the exvil oil tanker when it went down.

Yeah, that was terrible.

Yeah.

Some might have survived,

except for the sharks.

They said there were sharks everywhere.

Which explains why a marine biologist

doesn't like sharks.

They're just like oil companies...

Mindless eating machines.

And I made a vow to myself

that I would ruin everyone responsible for Jimmy's death.

Somewhere along the way,

the lines got blurred

just to what I could and couldn't get away with.

So they got rid of me.

But you're still fighting 'em.

I don't have anything to lose.

Except my dinner.

[Chuckles]

[Groans]

Unsubstantiated accounts are beginning to filter

into the newsroom from surrounding beach communities.

They're reporting a new kind of shark,

one that can walk around on dry land.

Oh, and one more thing, it's as big as a whale.

Apparently the new city ordinance

that prohibits drinking on public beaches

isn't having quite the impact local officials had hoped for.

This in spite of predictions

that the upcoming fourth of July celebration

is going to be one of the largest turnouts in the beach's history.

I don't care how many feathers you ruffle along the way.

You keep those troops deployed on every beach that I specified.

No one makes a move except on my orders.

No. No, I don't know if this is the real deal or not,

but until I find out otherwise,

we're gonna play this safe.

Colonel Caldwell.

Captain Marshall, anything to report?

One of the airborne units captured this photo.

So it is a shark. Yes, sir,

a giant shark.

All right. Let's go.

Captain Brody.

Status?

Standing by.

Good. Captain Brody,

let's get some planes in the air.

Copy that.

Base, this is Charlie tango one

taxiing to runway 17,

ready for takeoff.

Roger that, Charlie tango one.

You're cleared for takeoff.

You're assigned flight pattern delta.

The remainder of your squadron

will cover the rest of your grid.

You're ready to drop your payload as soon as you get the word.

Roger that, base. We'll be ready.

You heard him, boys.

Stick to your assigned quadrant,

and be ready.

This thing's a killer.

Roger that, skipper.

Let's keep our fingers crossed

and hope we get lucky.

If it's still out there, they'll find it.

They say it came out of the water and walked on its fins.

It ate the queen of the beach.

[Chuck humming]

[Sighs]

Good morning.

What happened?

Well, you got dead drunk,

and you passed out.

Where are my clothes?

Well, you threw up all over yourself, so I, uh...

Loaned you some of my stuff.

Uh...

We didn't...

No. No, we didn't.

Heh.

Didn't mean to be insulting. I just...

Fair enough.

And you... You weren't kidding

about sleeping in your car.

I never kid.

Do you have my briefcase?

Yeah. It's right there above your head.

Heh.

That's a lot of money.

You peeked.

I peeked.

Couldn't help it.

Yeah.

It's a bribe from treymar industries

to get me to go away.

Ah, I figured I was leaving anyways,

so I took it.

Well, that is a very interesting ethical outlook.

Takes a lot of money to hassle the oil companies.

I figured they could help finance the crusade.

Oh, I, uh, washed your clothes.

Folded, too.

You're a pretty handy guy.

You'd be surprised.

We need to tell someone about the shark.

You know, everybody already knows.

It's all over the radio.

The army national guard has moved onto

the surrounding beaches, and the public is being warned

to stay clear, as a state of emergency has been decla...

Please, let's keep the radio off.

It's the one thing they don't know about,

the radio.

Do you have my car?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's up in the parking lot.

Heh. Man, you're good.

I've been told.

[Radio beeps]

Sergeant Wilkins here.

This is captain Jackson.

Status?

All quiet, sir. Nothing to report.

All right. Hold your positions till further notice.

Yes, sir. Wilkins out.

How'd you two get past the roadblock?

Dr. Katherine Carmichael,

oceanic investigation bureau.

I have some important information

you're gonna need to know if you want to kill this thing.

Okay. What do you got?

Have you spotted the shark?

Not yet, but it seems to like this beach.

We just don't know why.

I can tell you.

That right there, the radio tower.

That's what brings it here.

Radio tower?

It either loves it or hates it.

I'm not sure which,

but it responds to radio waves.

That's crazy.

We've taken over the station temporarily

for the emergency broadcasting system.

The transmitter just went back on the air five minutes ago.

That should be like ringing the dinner bell.

What are we gonna do if that thing comes back?

Pray.

Relax, roth. We can handle this.

Morris, this is sergeant Wilkins.

You see anything?

All quiet here.

Not a fin or a flipper in sight.

All right. Stay alert.

Hey, sarge,

do you think that thing can really

walk around out of water like they say he can?

I'd like to see it try.

[Growls] Whuhh!

[Rifle firing]

Fall back.

Go! Go! Go!

We need all our guys!

Hurry up! Let's go!

It's here right now at cabo beach.

Reroute the airstrike. Bring it in now.

Roger that.

Do it.

Copy that.

Proceeding to strike zone.

[Rifle firing on beach]

Come on, guys!

Light it up!

[Roaring]

Yeah! Fry his ass!

All right.

Way to go.

You need to contact the radio station,

tell them to stop broadcasting.

This is captain Jackson.

Tell the men at the station

to shut down that transmitter immediately.

That's right. Cut it now.

This is Charlie tango one.

I am approaching strike zone.

Request instructions.

Permission to release ordnance granted, Charlie tango one.

Roger that.

[Chuckles]

Blow his ass up!

Let's throw another shark on the Barbie.

[Both laugh]

[Roars]

What the...

It flies.

That's bad.

I need a drink.

Let's get to it, gentlemen.

Gathered here are members of staff,

government intelligence.

Let's get right to it, captain.

This is Dr. Carmichael.

She's an expert in marine biology.

She's already encountered this creature

once on her own and lived to tell about it.

Her input could be crucial

in devising our plan of attack.

This is my assistant Chuck.

Cheers.

Sharkskin, by its very nature,

is tough and resilient.

And in the case of this particular specimen,

it's almost armor-plated, bulletproof.

Conventional weapons have very little effect on it,

except it did respond to being torched by the flamethrower.

Yeah.

How is that we've never seen anything

like this creature before?

It has to be a prehistoric shark

that's been extinct for millions of years,

or so we thought.

Perhaps a variety of megalodon.

I suspect it's been in some kind of suspended animation.

So it's been what, hibernating?

In a manner of speaking.

Maybe the drill from the treymar oil rig

broke through the rock into some kind of underwater chamber

where the shark was preserved, but dormant.

It had a chance to take us out yesterday,

and it swam away instead.

I have to believe it's because of the radio waves.

So you think it has something to do with radio sound waves?

I do believe that it responds to radio transmissions,

and as the shark approaches,

it emits its own plasmonic signal.

And what's a plasmonic signal?

It's a radio signal that some fish use

to communicate with others.

In this case, it's a signal our shark sends out

that interferes with other radio signals.

It makes the radio go haywire, okay?

It could serve as an advance warning,

alerting us to an attack before it happens.

Exactly.

Now what about these reports that it...

Walks and flies?

Senator, there are at least four known species of fish

that can walk using their pectoral fins,

and there are several varieties of flying fish.

What we're seeing here is adaptive evolution,

but on a much grander scale.

Bullets bounce off it,

it walks around on its fins, and it flies. Really?

It's super shark.

Well, I think we might just have

a little something that'll bring super shark down to earth in a hurry.

What is it?

Sorry. That's classified for the moment.

You'll all get to see it at the beach

first thing in the morning.

Well, it had better work.

That beach has to be open

by the time school gets out this weekend.

The local economy depends on it.

Now the clock is ticking here, people.

Dismissed.

[Waves crashing]

I don't think captain Jackson

has anything up his sleeve that can kill this thing,

not on the outside.

I don't know. He seemed pretty confident.

Custer was confident.

I don't think they have any idea what they're facing.

So, what? What do you suggest?

We attack it from the inside.

You mean like, uh, poison?

Poison or an explosive device.

You mess up anything on the inside, and it'll die,

no matter how big it is.

Okay, look, I would just hate to see something happen to you. That's all.

Becky woo: * don't you, baby, don't you see? *

* this is why...

I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you either.

You stick with me, and I'll make it worth your while.

I'm rich now.

And single.

That does sound pretty tempting.

* ...About a thing

* our love is like the sea

I'm not worried about the unit, Carter,

and I think you're a great pilot.

You're gonna do fine.

I want you to wait till the shark comes to you.

Then give it everything you got, all right, son?

With pleasure, sir.

Push it.

Ah. Ohh.

There you go. Whoa.

Okay, careful. Push. Push.

All right, good luck, Carter.

Thank you, sir.

Okay, care... careful. Careful.

I promised Jake I'd get this back

to the dockside bar in one piece.

So you lied.

Unh. Not yet.

Ohh. Okay. That's it.

Morning, captain.

What's this all about?

Well, remember what I said yesterday about using the radio

to better predict the attack? Yes.

This is it.

You get the radio station to start broadcasting,

and we listen to it through these speakers.

That way, we'll know the shark's coming.

Hope it works.

Hey, captain, what is that thing?

That's a special prototype tank

designed to fight in the mountainous regions of Afghanistan.

It can literally walk across a hostile desert

like an armor-plated camel.

A walking tank?

Walking tank for a walking shark.

Brilliant.

[Radio] Captain Jackson, come in.

Jackson.

Megatank is ready for deployment, sir.

Have it take up a position

halfway between the lot and the water.

Then stand by for further orders.

Yes, sir.

This, I gotta see.

Would you look at that?

Capt. Jackson: It's equipped with heavy artillery.

Hate to use it in a civilian area.

One stray shot...

Ah, we'll just have to be careful.

I'm sure the neighbors appreciate that, captain.

Kat, let's move this thing.

You ready? Yo.

Watch your step.

Want to get that radio station broadcasting.

Is that thing almost ready?

Almost, captain.

Give me five more minutes.

Then have that station start pumping out some old-time rock-and-roll.

Well, we got dynamite Stevens at the station.

He can start broadcasting whenever we want.

Dy-y-ynamite Stevens?

Ah, that'll really make him mad.

He has that effect on me.

Captain, do you have an explosive device we can attach?

The shark gets close enough to swallow it,

we might get lucky and give him

one hell of a bellyache.

We've got some c-4 and a remote detonator.

I'll have one of my munitions men set it up for you.

Thank you.

Something better work.

[Music playing]

Dynamite: Hey, super shark,

it's your old friend dy-y-y-ynamite Stevens

with a handful of requests,

brought to you by Uncle Sam.

So this is for all the soldier boys on the beach.

I hope this ro-ocks your world.

Singer: * you better believe it *

* so tired, late tonight

* the vision to see...

Come on, super shark. Where are you?

This has gotta work.

Maybe he's gun-shy

from getting his ass burned yesterday.

Maybe he had his feelings hurt.

That is impossible.

[Static]

[Growls]

Here he is!

Hurry up, captain!

Carter, heads up.

Target spotted dead ahead and closing fast.

Roger that.

[Roars]

Engage the enemy.

[Roars]

[Roaring]

Push him towards the c-4.

Maybe we can blow him up.

Carter, try to push it toward the speakers.

We got a c-4 charge set there.

I'm trying, captain, but it's not cooperating.

Kat: Be ready with that thing.

Carter, keep it in front of you.

If that thing gets any leverage from the side,

it might be able to flip you over.

Like I said, captain, I'm trying.

This isn't working. I told you that thing's

tougher on the outside than any of us thought.

Faster, too.

All we need's one good shot,

maybe the eyes.

Carter, go for the eyes.

If we can blind it, I think we can take it out.

All right. I'm gonna try to swing around to the left,

line up a clean shot.

Motor's frozen. [Alarms blaring]

Something's overheating.

I'm gonna have to abort.

Gaah!

[Garbled transmission playing]

[Roars]

Damn it.

Fall back!

We gotta regroup.

[Shark growling]

All right, Kat, get in the truck. Get in the truck!

Keep the motor running!

Kat!

Get in the truck! Kat!

Over here, big boy!

Come here!

Over here!

Aah!

Come on! Get up! Get up!

Keep going to the cave! I'll draw him off!

No! Go! Just go!

Dynamite: Okay, super shark.

Over here, big boy!

Come on!

Music from the doctor, dynamite man.

[Growling]

Get over here!

[Music playing clearly]

The erotics: * you're sitting there

* snorting all your blow

* how far are you gonna go? *

* just one thing I want you to know *

* I'm gonna push you out the back door *

* you push me

* and push comes to death

[growling]

* you push me

* and you'll take your last breath *

* you push me...

Open up for mommy.

* push comes to death

dynamite: And this one last ripping classic

guaranteed to blow your mind.

Now you're extinct.

Dy-y-ynomite.

[Flames crackling]

Kat! Kat!

You did it!

Huh?!

I said, "you did it!"

Wha... i can't hear a word you're saying.

It's the blast! You were too close!

I feel like I just went to the loudest rock concert of my life.

It's okay! It'll wear off in a couple days. You'll be great.

I can't make out a word you're saying.

I said you're one hell of a catch, Kat fish.

What'd you say?

I'll tell you later. Come on.

Come on.

Tracey read: There has been much speculation in the community

regarding the future of treymar oil

and its offshore drilling operations

along the California coast.

The oib recently hit treymar with a stiff $500,000 fine

for using illegal chemicals

just prior to the catastrophic failure

of their offshore oil platform nautilus.

I'm standing here with Roger wade, director of operations.

Mr. wade, what is the future of treymar oil?

Well, we, uh, all learn from our mistakes,

and, uh, treymar is ready and able

to step up to the plate and begin the job

of creating a new and independent source of energy.

We will rebuild the platform that was destroyed,

and we're gonna start reconstruction

as soon as humanly possible.

This time, we're gonna explore new regions even deeper than before,

and I am certain that we will uncover

even bigger and better sources of energy.

Who knows what we might find?

It's like Sarah always said.

"Drill, baby, drill."

Harvey scales: * super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* as bad as can be

* on the land and on the sea *

* super shark

* I know he's bad

* super shark

* bon appétit, man *

* watch out

* super shark

* he can jump, he can fly

* he can almost touch the sky

* super shark

* a whale of a killer

* he makes jaws look like flipper *

* super shark

* he's super shark

* huhh

* watch out

* super shark

* watch out

* watch out, watch out

* super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* super shark

* I know he's bad

* huhh