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♪ VAUGHAN WILLIAMS:
The Lark Ascending
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MAN: We'll find somewhere.
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Here?
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There.
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You say goodbye to Goldie.
I'll start preparing the grave.
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What do you want to say?
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I'm sorry, Goldie, I put you in
the bath with all the bubbles.
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(GASPS)
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Get the children away.
(SCREAMS)
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Get the children away!
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(FUNKY MUSIC)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Come in.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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So, what can I help you with today?
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Doctor, you know it's, er,
rather embarrassing.
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You can share whatever you like.
Well, you know...
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Doctor, it's erm... It's during,
you know like, er, like sex.
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I just, er, I find I just...
I just can't orgasm...
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No matter who the man is
or no matter how big he is...
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I see.
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(GROANING)
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♪ BARRETT STRONG:
Money (That's What I Want)
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CARDI: Vin, I need to talk to you.
Can it wait, mate?
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I've turned up at JJ's with some
nicked wheels. It's quite important.
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Yeah, all right, listen, let me...
Let me see you at the party.
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I'll chat to you then.
Yeah, all right, bye. Bye.
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40.
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What's going on here?
You all right, JJ? Yeah.
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Blood's just rushing a bit now.
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Er...
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This is my cousin Sarim.
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You all right, Sarim?
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Yeah, all right. Who are you?
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I'm Vinnie, I'm JJ's mate.
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50.
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Going a bit thin on top there,
Vinnie.
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Yeah, sign of virility, apparently.
That's bollocks, that is.
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Got to be a minute, now.
Look at Samson, in your Bible,
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cut all his hair off,
lost his strength.
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Yeah, I know but, I don't take the
Bible literally though, you know,
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what with Noah and all them animals.
It's gotta be a minute.
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What you saying? You don't believe
in your own holy book?
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I think it's all a bit far-fetched
for me, you know what I mean?
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Mind you, fucking all are,
aren't they? Quran, Torah...
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What!(GRUNTS)
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Shit! You slagging our book?
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No, man, I'm... JJ, are you all
right, love? What you saying, huh?
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I'm just saying some of the stories
are just a bit far-fetched.
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This a fucking friend of yours?
Sarim.
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Don't Sarim me, you come here
with your fucking slaphead
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and you starts slagging our book -
I'm not slagging your book off.
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Sarim. Don't Sarim me.
Dude, calm down.
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Stop dude-ing me,
you fucking twat.OK.
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All right?
You fucking bald prick.
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Car, tomorrow.Yeah.
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And I told you I could hold you up
for a minute.
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Yes, you did.Yeah.
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What an incredible bell-end.
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Fucking handsome though,
ain't he, eh?
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This is how he's treated me,
my whole fucking life.
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He goes, "I can hold you
upside-down for a minute,"
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then he bloody goes and does it.
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Now I've got to fix his fucking
white car
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for his stupid flash wedding.
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Wedding? Someone's marrying him?
Yeah.
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Danika.
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She's just as bad as he is.
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They used to take the piss out of
me, because I was fat.
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Fatty.No.You fat fucker!
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Come here. Don't get worked up.
(SNIFFLES)No, no, no, come on.
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Don't let him do that.
It's all right.
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It's all right, man.
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You know what?
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All I ever wanted was
revenge on him.
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Now I've gotta buy them a fucking
gift for the their wedding.
He's just a bully.
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Let's go and have a brew. Come on.
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♪ And you put your left leg in
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♪ Your left leg out
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♪ In, out, in, out,
you shake it all about
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♪ You do the hokey cokey
and you turn around
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♪ That's what it's all about...
(COUGHS) Hey!
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He's bloody useless, isn't he?
How did we persuade him to do this?
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It's what he does now.
He's packed the circus in.
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Apparently set up on his own. He's
calling himself Maurice Bojangles.
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♪ Hey,
the hokey... (COUGHS) ...cokey ♪
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Has he been drinking? He's sweating
like a necrophiliac at a funeral.
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Oi, dude, can... Can we talk?
Let me roll this spliff.
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I'll come and have a chat with you.
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More beer, lads? No.No.
You're all right thanks, love.
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So, go on, then,
what have you got Tyler?
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Oh, er...
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Just... Just my rabbit.
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What? Is there a rabbit in there?
Yeah. It can breathe.
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In here? Oh, my God.
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(LAUGHS)Don't tilt it. What?
Aren't you not gonna miss it?
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♪ CARPENTERS: Close To You
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No, no, we don't get on.
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Go on, just...
Now, so we've got it, yeah? Yeah.
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All right, thanks, Vin. All right.
Who wants a banana?
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(BOOING)Get off!
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(JEERING)
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Hey! Get off!
Give me my nose back and sit down.
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So how's things going on
with you and Erin? Er, yeah.
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Yeah, we're taking it slow. You
know, we don't wanna confuse Tyler.
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Yeah. What about Sara?
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Er, yeah. No, I had a chat
with her yesterday.
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It was fine... Fine? Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, you know...
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She's a great girl and I feel
fucking terrible.
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Vin? Sorry, lad. Yeah, come on.
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Let's go and have a chat.
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Right, what's in the magic hat?
Let's have a look.
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Ooh, that's not supposed to happen.
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Ooh, what's this?
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Look at this! You're just pulling
it out of your sleeve! Sh!
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I'm not pulling it out my sleeve.
There's nothing up me sleeve.
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The other sleeve.No. No.
There's nothing in my other sleeve.
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You shush.(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh, look, it's Ricky the Raccoon.
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Do you want to stroke him? Boring!
No, it's not boring. Boring!
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I've been doing a lot of thinking.
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..er, about her... and, er,
the-the way she is with me.
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And, erm, you know, I know
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sh-sh-sh-she made that porno,
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but it was a long time ago.
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We've all done stupid stuff in
t'past.
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Do you remember that wanking
contest? I do, yeah. Not fondly.
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Yeah, but you know, no matter
how-how much I watch it...
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..it doesn't change anything,
be-because
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I've never felt this way before
about-about anyone.
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And I'm s-scared because, you know,
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I know I can be useless and I'm a
bit fat and you know, I let people
down...
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but I, I really fucking love her
man.
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And I need her,
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you know to be with me,
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and-and I just always want her
to be in my life.
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So...
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I, erm...
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I got this.
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No way.
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Are you gonna ask her?
Yeah, well...
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What do you think?
Yeah, fucking definitely.
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Definitely do that.
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W-Will she say yes? Course she's
gonna fucking say yes.
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Course she's gonna say yeah.
Listen to me.
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I'm really proud of you, all right.
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That's a fucking big decision.
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If she says yes -Hm?
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..will you help me sort out
a wedding?
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It don't have to be much, it's just
like a fucking vicar and takeaway.
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If my mate Cardi wants to get
married,
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and have a fucking party,
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it's gonna be the biggest one
I can possibly think of.
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I promise you, I love you so much,
man. All right?
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All right, well,
go and ask her, then.
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What? Now? Well, why not? No.
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No.What the fuck? You've got the
ring! No, but I... Go and do it.
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Don't think about shit, just get it
done.
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That's what I'd do.
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Just go and get it done.
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(CHUCKLES) Go on.
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Sod off.
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All right. Good lad.
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Give us another one there, Maurice.
Don't. Don't egg him on.
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Don't egg him on.
There's nothing in the magic hat.
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Give it here!(LAUGHTER)Come on.
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Give it here, Specky. Kids! Give it
here, lad. I'm doing the cake.
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Give me my fucking hat back,
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you shower of shit
bunch of little cunts!
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Right, come on. Stop pushing me.
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Get off! Stupid fat man!
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Leave me alone. I don't like it.
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(HORN TOOTING)
Oh, for God's sake.
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Sorry, kids, move out of the way.
Right, get up.
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(CHILD CRYING)Dylan!
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Here. Oh, my God. Now get him out.
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Get him out. Someone spiked me.
He's all right. Someone spiked me.
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You absolutely stink.
I've broke me nose.
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Check that out.
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Is he proposing? Mmm.
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Oh, shit man, that is massive.
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How do you fancy giving them two
love birds the best present ever?
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Your cousin's wedding.
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OK, listen up,
cos there's a lot to take in.
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This is my bell-end
of a cousin Sarim,
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and this is the dickhead he's
marrying - Danika.
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She's a Hindu girl. Her family want
a traditional wedding,
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which means it is gonna be massive.
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Guys, we are talking
flashy as fuck! It looks amazing.
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Hey, why don't you join in? Double
wedding. Piss off.
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No, you do right, mate, it's a
prison. Ring on your finger
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and before you know it you're
shuffling round Ikea
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asking for permission to see your
own mates.
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No flirting, no spontaneous sex,
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not a fucking rat in hell's chance
of any anal.
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All in the misguided pursuit of
companionship.
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Stag do'll be fun though.Great.
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(LAUGHTER)Right, anyway.
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These guys are gonna have
everything we need OK,
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beautiful drapes, wedding dressing,
cutlery...
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You name it, this whole room is
gonna be
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all the colours of the bloody
rainbows, guys.Excellent.
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The gifts, yeah,
we're talking gold,
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we're talking frankincense, even
bloody myrrh's gonna be turning up.
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Sounds amazing. I feel bad for
stealing it.
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Yeah, well, don't, because this
guy... dickhead.
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Won't there be 200 people there?
Exactly.
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Which is why we need the knowledge
of our inside man. Go on, JJ.
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To my mind, there's only one
perfect time to do the hit,
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and that is the Baraat.
The what?
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The Baraat. It is the groom's
wedding procession in to the venue.
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It's about half an hour long,
sometimes they come in a flashy
motor or a white horse.
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Knowing this dickhead, a white
horse. Procession starts.
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It's gonna weave its way down these
country roads, to the wedding
venue.
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The room's gonna be set up, and the
wedding breakfast prepared.
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So how do we get it out?
Yeah, all right so,
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There's a shit load of moving parts
here.
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We need to create a distraction
That draws everybody out
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and it allows us to enter there,
look.15 minutes to smash and grab.
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It's a big fucking job, guys,
we all need to be on our A-game.
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That's right, cos this isn't just
for money, it's for love, all right?
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It's for Carol and Cardi.
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Hey, to Carol and Cardi, eh.
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ALL: Carol and Cardi.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Shit. Hello.
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Get yourself over to the office now
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and don't tell anyone
you're coming.
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That's not good.
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They've found his body.
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Tony Tillerton.
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Just his body.
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No head.
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Right. You've fucked me, Vin.
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You've bent me over
and fucked me up the arse
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with a massive yellow dildo.No.
No, let me expl-Shut the fuck up!
235
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They've linked him to me.
236
00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:28,180
I got arrested in my own home,
237
00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:30,580
in front of my fucking daughters.
238
00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:33,420
And the only reason why you're not
lying in a ditch right now
239
00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:36,060
is that I can't risk another dead
body coming back to me.
240
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:38,100
I'm sorry. Fuck your sorry.
241
00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:39,740
What happened?
242
00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:41,580
We went to his house.
243
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:45,020
And-And-And he made fucking scones.
244
00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,660
Straight from the oven.
245
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,860
And JJ shot his fucking Peacock.
(GUNSHOT)
246
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,700
This is Struen.
247
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:52,900
So we-we, we get in the van...
248
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,020
These fucking guys come out of
nowhere...
249
00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:59,020
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
250
00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:00,740
So-So-So we followed 'em
251
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,300
and they started fucking shooting at
us, like, actually shooting.
252
00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:06,140
Fuck you! Shit!
253
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,780
Got Tony out the fucking window
shooting his gun off,
254
00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:11,420
next thing you know,
his fucking head. (SHRIEKING)
255
00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:15,060
I-I-I mean, I mean,
it was really shocking
256
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:18,020
and I know, I know
we should've told you the truth.
257
00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:20,220
But you-you said
to bring him back safe,
258
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,380
and there's
his fucking head on the ground.
259
00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:24,940
How'd you lose the body?
They-They-They'd stole it.
260
00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:27,060
They just fucked off wi' it.
261
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:31,580
So I got a mate of ours to sew
that head on to another body.
262
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:34,660
(WHIRRING)
263
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:37,980
I-I know, I know it sounds,
it sounds fucked,
264
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:41,940
but he's a undertaker,
it's not as weird as it...
265
00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:44,540
I lied to you, man...
266
00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:47,700
..Mister McCann, and I'm sorry.
267
00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:52,340
How fucked are we?
268
00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:56,980
They found his body in the woods,
some family burying a goldfish.
269
00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:58,420
(SCREAMS)
270
00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:01,460
Police told the wife they thought
it was a professional hit.
271
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,660
They seized his computer.
272
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:06,540
And all the work he did for me was
encrypted,
273
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:09,900
but the bastard was smart.
274
00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:14,620
He'd left a special file, which
he'd hidden inside his own system.
275
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:22,220
Since 2012, I have worked for
a businessman, Mr Terence McCann.
276
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:25,180
However, during this time,
I became aware that
277
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:29,860
Mr McCann is a violent, unhinged,
psychotic, monster.
278
00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,820
That's not true.
279
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,740
And when I tried to extract myself
from his services,
280
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:42,660
I became fearful for myself and for
my family.
281
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,380
Where's the head?
282
00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,100
It's gone, I cremated it.
283
00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:49,980
You'll have to destroy the van.
There'll be traces.
284
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,500
Done.
285
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:54,540
They've got nothing, on me, Vin.
That file won't convict me.
286
00:14:55,580 --> 00:15:00,300
So the only thing linking me to
that headless fucking corpse
287
00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,060
is you
288
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,940
and your idiot friends.
289
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,700
Can you trust them?
290
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:10,300
Can you fucking trust them?
291
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:12,060
Yeah, yeah.
292
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,980
I hope so.
293
00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:25,380
Fuck off.
294
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,460
♪ MERRY CLAYTON: Gimme Shelter
295
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,500
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
296
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,340
(LAUGHTER)
297
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:14,060
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
298
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,100
(LAUGHTER)
299
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:18,740
All right, I'll wear this,
but that's it.
300
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:23,100
If anyone's got a chocolate cock,
penis slippers or a duck with a
dick, take them home.
301
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:26,180
You lot go your way, we'll go ours,
meet back here at eight, yeah.
302
00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:28,820
Aaaaah! Don't get too pissed.
303
00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:30,540
(CHEERING)
304
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,740
All right, so no intentional aiming
at the dick.
305
00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:38,780
If it's accidental, we'll let it go.
306
00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:42,060
Five. Four. Three. Two. One.
307
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,740
Go!
308
00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:45,780
♪ THE UNDERTONES: Teenage Kicks
309
00:17:27,620 --> 00:17:29,300
Go on!
310
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,500
(LAUGHS)
311
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:30,460
♪ Get your rocks off,
get your rocks off, honey
312
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,500
♪ Shake 'em, now-now...
313
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:34,540
Where's my stripper?
314
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,060
No can do sunshine, #MeToo.
315
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:40,540
No hashtag. You run a s-strip club.
316
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:43,580
I run a classy adult entertainment
venue, Mate.
317
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:46,660
I draw the line at some ropey bird
with squirty cream on her tits.
318
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:50,620
Hey, so I've got the vans sorted.
I bought the coloured smoke.
319
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:54,540
Tommo's obviously good
for cop uniforms, so we're golden.
320
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:56,300
Good. Listen, come here.
321
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,420
Don't tell the others.
322
00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:02,700
Do you remember that geezer
who got his head taken off?
323
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:06,260
What geezer? For fuck... How the
fuck do you not remember that?
324
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,300
Hilarious.
325
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:10,060
Really funny.
326
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,900
Listen. Cops are all over it, right.
327
00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:15,820
And we can't afford any link with us
and that fucking body,
328
00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:18,620
so we're gonna have to crush
the rascal, you know.Shit.
329
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:20,660
I know, man.
I fucking love that van too.
330
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,780
Fuck the bloody van, the cops,
the body...
331
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:26,020
I wasn't supposed to be on that
fucking trip, and you dragged me
into it.
332
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:28,740
Just don't, don't start that shit
again.
333
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:31,020
I don't wanna go to prison, Vin,
all right?
334
00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:33,140
Maybe we shouldn't steal this
wedding, yeah.
335
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:36,140
Maybe this is just a sign for us
to just keep our heads down.Shit.
336
00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:37,900
Fucking shit.No. No. No.
337
00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:40,820
Hey, what you doing here?
Come to see Dylan.
338
00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:43,460
No. No. Come on. Don't.
Don't do this to yourself.
339
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,100
Vinnie, I -No, no, just listen.
You're gonna get upset.
340
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:48,660
Just come and have a chat, with me.
I don't wanna chat.
341
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,820
But I've, I've got,
I've got a spliff.
342
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:54,500
A spliff. Go and have a smoke
and a chat. Quick chat.
343
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,540
You see, what you've got to
understand is
344
00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:58,820
Dyl and Erin,
they've been together for ever.
345
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,940
I mean, we always thought they
would be,
346
00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:04,060
but then the universe just went
apeshit.
347
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:07,060
I mean, split 'em apart, you know.
When you look at it like that,
348
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,460
you and Dyl should never
really have even met.
349
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,100
You shouldn't have done.
I mean, fucking plumbing.
350
00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:15,460
His heart's not in plumbing,
he only did that to impress Erin.
351
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,500
Do you know what I mean?
Right. Yeah.
352
00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:19,740
Yeah, I mean,
I hear what you're saying.
353
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:22,580
There's just one slight problem
with your theoryHmm?
354
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,300
It's horse shit. Is it?
355
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:28,060
Well, go on.
356
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,780
Think about it.
357
00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:33,060
All those years they were together
and he never properly moved in.
358
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,100
He never made any commitment
that he couldn't back out of.
359
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:42,180
I mean, if you love someone you
wanna commit.
360
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:45,380
You want them in your life
361
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:49,820
and the thought of them not being,
that fills you with, with panic...
362
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,580
Hmm. Huh?
363
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,620
Hmm.
364
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:56,260
Very wise. (CHUCKLES)
365
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,300
I am.
366
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,700
You're young.
367
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:04,420
Do you know what I mean?
368
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:08,540
I mean, fucking hell. You've got
your whole life ahead of you.
369
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:10,980
Why the fuck do you want to get
serious with Dyl?
370
00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:15,820
Cos I love him.
371
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:18,700
I don't think you do.
372
00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:21,540
I do, Vinnie.
373
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,380
I love him.
374
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:25,140
Right?
375
00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:26,980
Right. I'm sorry.
376
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:29,620
I'm sorry.
I don't want your hugs, Vinnie.
377
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:33,540
I just wanna know how,
how he could do this to me?
378
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,220
Is it cos of my dad?
379
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:38,900
Your dad?
380
00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:40,940
Yeah, my dad. He's a copper.
381
00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:45,420
Has he not told you that?
382
00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:47,620
No.
383
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:51,020
He's a copper and you're all...
384
00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,700
..whatever you are...
We're not anything.
385
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:58,500
Right.
386
00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:00,340
OK.
387
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:06,220
He has told me things, you know.
Mm-hm.
388
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,260
Like what?
389
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,020
Like loads.
390
00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:16,660
The weed shed. The circus.
391
00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:21,380
Anything else?
392
00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:25,060
Plenty.
393
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,300
I'm not pissing around,
what's he told you?
394
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:30,380
I don't know, Vin.
395
00:22:30,420 --> 00:22:32,420
Listen to me.
396
00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:36,340
You have no idea
what you're dealing with here.
397
00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:38,020
Tell me what he's told you, Sara.
398
00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,820
Nothing.
399
00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:44,660
All right?
400
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,300
Jesus.
401
00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:50,500
Don't lose your head.
402
00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:53,940
Fuck!
403
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,020
I'm gonna get you up now.
404
00:23:05,060 --> 00:23:07,180
It's a special day today, Carol,
am I right?
405
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,220
(CHEERING)
406
00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:10,860
WOMEN: Carol! Carol!
407
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,980
Carol, we are gonna
rock your world, baby.
408
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:15,020
Come on, boys.
409
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,060
(CHEERING)
410
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,380
Hey! Hey!
What the fuck have you told Sara?
411
00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:27,220
What? You heard what I fucking...
So what've you told her?
412
00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:29,900
When you've had a drink, you're a
fucking blabbermouth.
413
00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:32,260
What have you said?
Noth... Fucking nothing.
414
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:35,220
I swear to God, I'll put you
through the fucking wall, Dylan.
415
00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:37,380
Fucking stop that, all right!
I tell you what,
416
00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:40,220
I'll rephrase it for you.
Have you told her about Tillerton?
417
00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:44,260
Who? Have you told her about
fucking Tillerton? The guy who got
his head taken off?
418
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:45,900
No.Oi.
419
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:49,500
Look me in the eye and tell me
you haven't told her.
420
00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:51,740
Tell me you haven't said anything,
Dyl.
421
00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:54,780
I-I-I can't remember.
You fucking idiot!
422
00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:56,900
Dude, it's not...
You don't have to worry.
423
00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:59,020
Her fucking dad's a copper, Dyl!
424
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:02,260
You know she's fucking heartbroken.
Pissed off.
425
00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:04,860
And, right now,
if she can get one over on you,
426
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,100
that's exactly what she's gonna do!
427
00:24:07,140 --> 00:24:09,620
You know, all the fuck...
It's all linked.
428
00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:12,860
The fucking cops know McCann's
a part of that fucking murder.
429
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:14,980
We can't have it coming back on us,
Dylan.
430
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:20,300
Oh, fuck, fuck.
Christ. Shit. Oh, fuck. My heart.
431
00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:21,980
Fuck your heat, you knobhead.
432
00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:24,820
Er, what are we gonna do?
I don't fucking know.
433
00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:26,940
I'll tell you what you're gonna
fucking do.
434
00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:30,100
You're gonna go out there, find her
and you're gonna make it right.
435
00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:32,940
How? I don't fucking know, Dylan,
436
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:36,180
but if you don't make it right and
she fucking blabs, we're fucked!
437
00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:38,660
All going to jail! No, I, er...
438
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:41,700
No, I can't, I can't do that.
What? I'm fucking back with Erin.
439
00:24:41,740 --> 00:24:44,460
What am I supposed to say to her?
I don't give a fuck, Dylan.
440
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,100
I don't give a fuck!
441
00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:48,340
It's your mess,
go and fucking clean it.
442
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:52,740
I swear to God, you fucking go now,
else I'll fucking bury you.Right.
443
00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:56,620
Dickhead!
444
00:24:57,660 --> 00:24:59,260
Everything all right?
445
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:01,500
♪ DEPECHE MODE:
Never Let Me Down Again
446
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,900
(MUTTERS)
447
00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:30,020
(MUTTERS)
448
00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:51,300
Hey.Hey.
449
00:25:58,950 --> 00:26:01,670
♪ THE VELVET UNDERGROUND
Sunday Morning
450
00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:09,870
Dylan?
451
00:26:35,270 --> 00:26:37,270
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
452
00:26:43,470 --> 00:26:45,110
Fat fuck.
453
00:26:45,150 --> 00:26:46,790
Are you all right, Sarim?
454
00:26:46,830 --> 00:26:48,630
Er, are you nervous?
455
00:26:48,670 --> 00:26:50,990
Nervous? Nerves are for wimps.
456
00:26:51,030 --> 00:26:53,150
I've got a beautiful woman, JJ.
457
00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:56,470
She can cook, she can suck,
458
00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:59,310
goes like a train, thanks for
asking. I didn't ask, actually.
459
00:26:59,350 --> 00:27:01,950
I don't want you using that image
for when you're alone.
460
00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:04,070
Keep her out of here, JJ.
461
00:27:04,110 --> 00:27:05,910
She's family from today, man.
462
00:27:05,950 --> 00:27:07,950
She's not really my type actually,
Sarim.
463
00:27:07,990 --> 00:27:10,310
What you saying? Nothing.
She's lovely, right -
464
00:27:10,350 --> 00:27:14,270
You saying she's a munter? What?
I didn't say that! Where the fuck's
your bird, JJ?
465
00:27:14,310 --> 00:27:16,110
Oh, yeah, you've not got one,
466
00:27:16,150 --> 00:27:18,550
because you're a used to be
fat fucking freak
467
00:27:18,590 --> 00:27:20,670
who gets his hots
from hooking fish.
468
00:27:21,870 --> 00:27:23,870
Anyway, you have a nice day.
469
00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:26,110
I think we're about to start
in a second.
470
00:27:30,710 --> 00:27:33,110
What a dick. Yeah, I know.
471
00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:34,950
And he's always coming at me you
know,
472
00:27:34,990 --> 00:27:38,790
and none of you lot say anything.
OK, let's go and get married.
473
00:27:38,830 --> 00:27:40,830
(CHEERING)
474
00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:47,670
(SIGHS) Right, get in positions.
475
00:27:47,710 --> 00:27:51,070
The baraat's getting started.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
476
00:27:51,110 --> 00:27:53,110
Jacklapatty right back at you, dude.
477
00:27:53,150 --> 00:27:57,630
I'm assuming that's good luck, mind
you, he could be telling me to fuck
myself. Right, we're on.
478
00:27:57,670 --> 00:27:59,990
You ready, yeah? Ready like Eddie.
479
00:28:00,030 --> 00:28:02,630
Who's Eddie? Bloke I used to know.
480
00:28:02,670 --> 00:28:04,670
Very attractive wife.
481
00:28:04,710 --> 00:28:06,310
Surprisingly supple.
482
00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:08,830
Still no word from Dyl? No.
No word.
483
00:28:09,990 --> 00:28:11,590
(CHEERING)
484
00:28:12,630 --> 00:28:15,830
♪ SIDHU MOOSE WALA, MIST
BANGLEZ FEAT. STEFFLON DON: 47
485
00:28:37,310 --> 00:28:38,990
You ready, Jimbo?
486
00:28:39,030 --> 00:28:40,630
Oh, I was born ready.
487
00:28:40,670 --> 00:28:42,270
I tell you what, Vin. What?
488
00:28:42,310 --> 00:28:45,990
If this all goes tits up, I'm
telling 'em that you coerced me.
489
00:28:46,030 --> 00:28:49,190
Yeah? I'm gonna land all the shit
at your door -
490
00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:51,510
All right... and plead
early dementia.
491
00:28:51,550 --> 00:28:54,270
That'd be an easy sell, wouldn't it?
You silly old cunt.
492
00:28:54,310 --> 00:28:56,910
Well, fuck off.
Are you two sorted and all?
493
00:28:56,950 --> 00:29:00,270
Grand, yeah.Sick.Right, do you
wanna be good cop or bad cop?
494
00:29:00,310 --> 00:29:03,590
I want to be "Let's get this done
quick and not fuck it up" cop.
495
00:29:03,630 --> 00:29:05,630
What am I supposed to do with that?
496
00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:08,750
Tuck it in.
497
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:11,110
So I'll be in a nursing home
getting pampered,
498
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:13,350
while you'll be in Broadmoor
getting bummed.
499
00:29:13,390 --> 00:29:15,110
Will you just fuck off?
500
00:29:15,150 --> 00:29:16,830
Christ!
501
00:29:16,870 --> 00:29:18,670
Sorry I'm late.
502
00:29:18,710 --> 00:29:21,430
Where have you been? Oh, I just got
wasted. Had to go home.
503
00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:24,470
Got hammered didn't you?
I puked and then passed out.
504
00:29:24,510 --> 00:29:26,750
Go and get your high-vis out, right.
Sorry.
505
00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:28,870
Dyl? Yeah.
506
00:29:28,910 --> 00:29:30,710
Is it sorted?
507
00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:32,350
Sorted.
508
00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:35,390
(RINGING)
509
00:29:47,910 --> 00:29:50,310
Hi there. Where's your boss?
In the back.
510
00:29:50,350 --> 00:29:52,750
♪ SEEDHE MAUT Shaktimaan
511
00:29:55,030 --> 00:29:57,030
That's not clean.
512
00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,550
Thank you.
513
00:30:05,630 --> 00:30:08,030
Gentlemen, riddle me this.
514
00:30:08,070 --> 00:30:10,150
Who's in charge here?
515
00:30:11,270 --> 00:30:12,910
Paulo. He's in the bathroom.
516
00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:15,510
Well, how long will he be?
517
00:30:15,550 --> 00:30:17,190
Not sure.
518
00:30:17,230 --> 00:30:21,150
Has he been long already?
Will he be opening his bowel?
519
00:30:21,190 --> 00:30:23,390
I'm not sure.
I don't really know, I just...
520
00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:26,510
Well, listen up. There's been a
very serious threat on the hotel.
521
00:30:26,550 --> 00:30:29,350
We need you and you to
file out into the car park.
522
00:30:29,390 --> 00:30:32,470
Right out on to the restaurant
there, please. There you goes.
523
00:30:32,510 --> 00:30:34,510
Get you! Go.
524
00:30:36,310 --> 00:30:38,110
Paulo!
525
00:30:40,590 --> 00:30:42,310
I bet it's a shit.
526
00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:44,350
(DRUMMING CONTINUES)
527
00:30:50,030 --> 00:30:52,030
(CHEERING)
528
00:31:02,310 --> 00:31:05,630
(SIREN RINGTONE)
JJ: Jim, it's show time.
529
00:31:05,670 --> 00:31:07,270
Fucking right.
530
00:31:08,390 --> 00:31:11,390
Attaboy. Come on. Come to Daddy.
531
00:31:11,430 --> 00:31:13,430
Cheers!
532
00:31:17,550 --> 00:31:21,150
Aw! God! Oh, my God!
533
00:31:21,190 --> 00:31:24,390
Oi. Stop being in awe. Come on,
we've got to steal some shit.
534
00:31:24,430 --> 00:31:26,710
Pretty sure this is it.
Pretty sure?
535
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:28,830
Yeah, like, 40 percent.
536
00:31:28,870 --> 00:31:30,870
40 percent's good.
537
00:31:33,670 --> 00:31:35,470
(GASPS)Fucking hell.
538
00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:37,110
I'm jealous. Me too.
539
00:31:37,150 --> 00:31:40,830
Right, that's it, if I ever get
married, I'm marrying an Indian.
540
00:31:40,870 --> 00:31:42,870
♪ BRONCHO: Class Historian
541
00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:01,430
Thank you.
Form a nice straight line here
542
00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:03,710
and stay well away
from the building, please.
543
00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:05,350
What the fuck?(Shit.)
544
00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:07,590
What? I know him.
545
00:32:07,630 --> 00:32:09,630
What? I've spanked him.
546
00:32:09,670 --> 00:32:12,470
Take over. Excuse me, sir,
are you the manager here?
547
00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:16,070
Yes, and I have a wedding
to prepare.
548
00:32:16,110 --> 00:32:18,910
Why are my staff not in the fucking
kitchen?
549
00:32:18,950 --> 00:32:20,750
There's been a bomb threat, OK,
550
00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:23,670
so we've had to excavate the
building -A bomb threat? Yeah.
551
00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:26,670
On a remote manor house?
That's what we were told, yeah.
552
00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:29,590
No.So were taking it very serious.
This is bullshit. OK.
553
00:32:29,630 --> 00:32:31,630
Look - Mumbai ragda patties.
554
00:32:31,670 --> 00:32:33,310
Dahi Puri.
555
00:32:33,350 --> 00:32:35,430
Bomb? No.
556
00:32:35,470 --> 00:32:38,070
Right. I don't see one.
I understand. Oh, is that it?
557
00:32:38,110 --> 00:32:40,190
No, it's Khakhra roll.
558
00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:41,830
Ah! Bomb?
559
00:32:41,870 --> 00:32:44,270
No, it's Masala Vada. Or this?
560
00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:47,110
I understand. Bomb?
No. Cocktail fucking Kachori.
561
00:32:47,150 --> 00:32:50,030
Sir, I understand,
but we have to take this seriously,
562
00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:52,150
so could you please es-cavate the
building.
563
00:32:52,190 --> 00:32:54,190
What the hell is he doing?
564
00:32:54,230 --> 00:32:56,550
He's patrolling for bombs.
565
00:32:58,990 --> 00:33:01,070
Excuse me. Sir. Hey, you!
566
00:33:01,110 --> 00:33:03,790
You! I want to talk to you.
567
00:33:05,470 --> 00:33:07,070
Who, me?
568
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:09,750
Tommo? Er, Paulo.
569
00:33:09,790 --> 00:33:11,790
(CHUCKLES) Good to see you, mate.
570
00:33:11,830 --> 00:33:14,230
What a lovely surprise.
What the fuck?
571
00:33:14,270 --> 00:33:16,950
Yes, er, I'm a policeman now.
572
00:33:16,990 --> 00:33:19,030
Since when?
573
00:33:19,070 --> 00:33:23,550
Well, recently.
I was training up in Hendon.
574
00:33:23,590 --> 00:33:26,390
I heard you were running
The Rat And Cutter.
575
00:33:26,430 --> 00:33:29,190
(LAUGHS) It's, er...
That's rumours, mate.
576
00:33:29,230 --> 00:33:31,230
It's quite serious this,
the bomb threat.
577
00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:34,670
Yeah, yeah, actually, they used
a code word and everything, so...
578
00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:40,350
And they didn't bring the bomb
squad? Just you two.
579
00:33:40,390 --> 00:33:43,790
Cutbacks, innit, you know.
It's... It's criminal, really.
580
00:33:43,830 --> 00:33:46,150
(LAUGHS) Ironically.
581
00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:48,270
No, it's serious though isn't it?
582
00:33:49,630 --> 00:33:54,030
I'm calling the police. Paolo -
No, no, we are the police.
583
00:33:54,070 --> 00:33:56,790
You don't have to call them.
Bullshit, Tommo, OK.
584
00:33:56,830 --> 00:34:00,230
You made a lemon sorbet
from my cum.
585
00:34:00,270 --> 00:34:02,670
You're not a policeman now.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
586
00:34:02,710 --> 00:34:04,710
Paulo, the sorbet days are behind
me.
587
00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:07,590
And-And you're too fucking small.
588
00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:10,030
♪ MISSY ELLIOTT: Get Your Freak On
Hello. Police.
589
00:34:10,070 --> 00:34:12,590
There's imposters at
the Thornfield Manor.
590
00:34:28,030 --> 00:34:29,830
What the fuck?
591
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,440
No. No. No. No. You go.
You just go. You go.
592
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,160
Erin.(SCREAMS)
593
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,200
Go, go, go. You go. Go!
594
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,560
Now. Now. Just settle down. Just...
595
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,600
(SHRIEKS)
596
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,320
Fuck. (MUTTERS)
597
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,360
(GRUNTS)
598
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,520
Vin - Vin.
599
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,360
We have to go. We have to go.
The cops are coming.
600
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,240
Fuck. Why? The head chef,
he recognised Tommo.
601
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,960
Where...? Where the fuck from?
602
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,600
They made jizz puddings together.
603
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,640
Course they fucking have,
haven't you?
604
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,320
They're on their way.
Go and nick the rest of the shit.
605
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,560
I'm gonna tie her up.
I'll tie her up. I'll tie her.
606
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,600
♪ SLAVES: Magnolia
607
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,840
Ooh! Have that!
608
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,680
Have that!
609
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,240
(SCREAMING)
610
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,280
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
611
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,160
(NEIGHING)
612
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,480
Argh!
613
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,760
Sarim. Sarim.
614
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,000
Oh, man, you shoulder it looks
dislocated. Here I'll fix it.
615
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,040
Anley, keep your hand on his
shoulder, no matter what he says.
616
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,880
Don't lift it up.
617
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,240
Quick!
618
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,800
Come on, Vinnie! Get in the car!
619
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,640
Come on!
620
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,480
Faster! Just fucking go!
621
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,200
SUGAR: There's Jim, slow down!
622
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,680
What took you?
623
00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:59,000
Only a fucking woman
would say that.
624
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,080
You see,
this is why I've never got wed.
625
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,320
Shit like this.
Is that the only reason?
626
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,320
Hey,
I've had plenty of offers love.
627
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,360
♪ STEVIE WONDER: My Cherie Amour
628
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,720
You all right, love?
629
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:53,800
It's my last day as a s-single man,
you know.
630
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,240
Yeah, well,
631
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,840
it's not all it's cracked up to be,
you know.
632
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,680
I'm fucking miserable.
(BOTH LAUGH)
633
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,760
You love her man and she loves you.
634
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,840
You've got to hang onto that,
haven't you?
635
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,040
I'm proud of you, Cardi.
636
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,720
Thanks, mate.
Come and give me a love.
637
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:26,120
You know it won't change owt.
I'll still be here.
638
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,680
I'll still be part of everything.
I know you will.Yeah.I know.
639
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,520
It's all right.
640
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,840
Are you gonna come and check your
wedding out?
641
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,520
Mm?
642
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,320
Yeah. Come on.
643
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,160
Bejewelled, eh?
644
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,200
Yeah, fucking Carol made it.
645
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,560
Ready?
646
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:01,440
One. Two. Three.
647
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,480
(CHEERING)
648
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,440
Oh, my...
649
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,680
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
650
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,640
Are you all right? How are you?
651
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:33,320
Bloody hell. Who's done that to
Nigel? He looks fucking ace!
652
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,120
So...
653
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,760
Yeah?
654
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,320
Are you gonna tell me what really
happened last night?
655
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,960
Oh, nothing.
656
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,920
Why don't I believe you?
657
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,160
Look, Erin,
honestly, it was nothing.
658
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,200
Right? I promise.
659
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,040
OK.
660
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,720
Dearly beloved.
661
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,160
We are gathered here today to
witness the union of
662
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,600
Carol Dennings and Cardi.
663
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,280
(CHEERING)
664
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,720
Or, if we're to use him his birth
name, it's actually Leslie Titt.
665
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,400
(LAUGHTER)
666
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,720
The joining together of two people
667
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:11,160
spending the rest of their lives
together is to be respected.
668
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,040
Trust me, as an undertaker,
669
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:20,080
I've seen many marriages end in
violence, misery and murder...
670
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,920
So if any persons here present know
of any reason
671
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,320
why these two people should not be
joined together in holy wedlock,
672
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:31,720
can you please speak now
or forever hold your peace.
673
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,560
Yeah, me!(GROANING)
674
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,600
Nah, I'm only kidding. Carry on.
675
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,720
Mind you, fifty percent do end in
divorce so you're probably...
676
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:43,760
You're making a good point, but
let's continue on, right so...
677
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,800
May we have the bridesmaid and the
best man,
678
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,840
come forth and provide the rings?
Thank you.
679
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,280
Just answer as I ask, OK.Yes.
680
00:40:55,320 --> 00:41:01,000
Do you, Carol Cassandra Denning,
take this man Leslie Arthur Titt?
681
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,560
♪ MARTY O'REILLY
ORCHESTRA: Cold Canary Gaslight
682
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,600
(CHATTER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
683
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,520
..sickness and in health?
684
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,200
Police!
685
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:13,040
Armed police! Nobody move!
686
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,880
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
687
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,520
Vincent O'Neill.
688
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,160
Nobody move!
689
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:22,040
Vincent O' Neill, we are arresting
you on conspiracy to murder.
690
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,160
You do not have to say anything
but it may harm your defence
691
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,280
if you fail to mention when
questioned
692
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,640
something which
you later rely on in court.
693
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,880
No, you don't understand. He's my
best friend. It's my-my wedding.
694
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,720
Cardi... Cardi, love...
695
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,240
Vinnie, no. Just go back inside.
You're making a mistake!
696
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,280
Just-Just give me...
Just give me 30 seconds.
697
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,040
You've got me now.
698
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,720
Just 30 seconds.
699
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,760
Erin, I know you don't...
700
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,480
..but I do.
701
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,920
And-And if there was a button,
I'd press it.
702
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:13,280
I know it's wrong, but you're
the first thing in the morning...
703
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,280
..and you're the last thing
at night.
704
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:23,520
I just... I don't know how to tell
you how much you mean to me.
705
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,480
Tell Tyler I love him.
706
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,200
Vinnie.
707
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,520
(WHISPERS)
708
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,960
♪ LARKS: I Want Her To Love Me
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