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Previously on "Wynonna Earp"...
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Special agent Arp.
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Welcome back to BBD.
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The Clantons are in Purgatory.
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We vow to never forgive.
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Sheriff Holt and Cocaine
Cleo are Clantons?
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And that creature answers to them.
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We can't hang out anymore.
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- I offer myself!
- Now that Waverly
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has been returned safely to you,
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- it's time for you to deliver.
- Stay away from us.
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- You're better than this.
- What do you want me to do?
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I want you to act like Wyatt Earp's
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- great-great-granddaughter.
- Together we take back
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the Black Badge offices in Purgatory,
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then we hunt some goddamn demons.
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Oh! Boner alert!
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Yeah, you look pretty good too...
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- Sis.
- Yeah, we can get it.
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- You ready?
- Ready?
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Feel like I've been
waiting my whole life.
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C'mon.
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Oh, I can't believe I'm
walking down the aisle
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to become Waverly Earp's wife.
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Well, you sacrificed a lot
to keep this place safe.
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Well, this place is my home,
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and you guys are my family.
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If you say so.
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Wynonna, where's Waverly?
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She's not coming.
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Not after what you did.
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What did I do?
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I want to hear you say it.
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I...
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I can't!
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I really can't.
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Light me up.
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After all, this is a celebration.
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A celebration...
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You ready?
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Fire.
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Fire!
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Fire!
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Baby! Baby!
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Baby. Baby.
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Mornin'.
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What are you doing
sneaking around my barn?
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What are you doing
sleeping with a pistol
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under your pillow?
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It's my bedroom. I'll ask the questions.
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I've been keeping watch.
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- Over me?
- Over all of you.
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As of late, we have been under siege.
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Hey.
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"Fastest gunslinger in the west".
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I outdrew you.
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I did not draw at all.
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Have you ever been outdrawn?
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Honestly?
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No.
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Do you not need to...
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... sleep anymore now that you're...
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It's one of the benefits
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of my condition.
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We don't talk about that anymore.
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There is much that we fail to discuss.
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Talking is overrated.
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Hmm.
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- Doc?
- Hmm?
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Did you eat another fireman?
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- Waverly!
- Nicole! Rachel!
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I put... I put it out,
but we lost the couch.
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And most of your porn.
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Oh, my God! Waverly!
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Shit!
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Waverly, wake up!
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Breathe, asshole!
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Waverly!
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Wake!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! Don't
ever do that to me again.
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I don't actually know what I did.
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Luckily this old house
was built by strong hands
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from stubborn wood.
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That's what I used to
call my last boyfriend.
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- Inappropriate.
- Because he died?
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Or because he's Waverly's angel-dad?
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Yes.
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Did someone go into a
TikTok trance and forget
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- they were cooking again?
- This isn't on me.
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Besides, the fire started
in the living room.
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Were you two...
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on the couch, and then...
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'Cause that's why they make lube.
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- That's not why they make lube.
- Agree to disagree.
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Okay, so if it wasn't Rachel,
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or us...
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You guys think someone attacked us?
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You mean, attacked us again?
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The Clantons.
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We don't know for sure it was them.
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Well then, who was it?
Doc was keeping watch.
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All these prints are our own.
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Like what, you've
memorized our shoe sizes?
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Correct.
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There are no foreign prints
or scents on the perimeter.
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Whatever lit this fire,
did not get here on foot.
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So it was supernatural.
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Perhaps.
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Are the Clantons supernatural?
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Well, that Reaper they sent after me,
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that slashed me with its Flo Jo nails...
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That Billy called off
with his DIY root canal...
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That Doc couldn't kill with
his fancy six-shooter...
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Yeah, that thing was
definitely supernatural.
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Except it walked on two legs.
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So you're saying we should
just let them keep coming at us?
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I am urging us to find
a more measured response.
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This coming from the guy
who works for the biggest
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- Demon Dong Corleone in town.
- I have never seen Amon's...
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I definitely do not
know the size of the...
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Let's go take a look.
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Say hello to my little friend!
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- I thought you'd be wider.
- Wynonna Earp.
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The Wynonna Earp.
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Doc. I'm so happy you
finally brought her here
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to meet me.
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Well, she goes where she pleases.
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Despite my protestations.
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So you must be Amon.
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And in the future, if
you want to hurt me,
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just say please.
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You seem nice.
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We need information.
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Somebody tried to set the
Earp Homestead ablaze.
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Hmm...
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Only a coward would set
fire to a home full of women.
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That's kind of sexist.
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And you can just say The Clantons.
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I know it was them.
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Um, we try not to say
the "C" word around here.
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They've always been a scourge.
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Ebenezer or McDuck?
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No, love, it's scourge. Not Scrooge.
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Well, if they're not Scrooge,
then what are they?
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Demon, Revenant?
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Less and a little more than all of that.
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Wynonna...
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I think it's high time that
you got your magic gun
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and fought back.
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Well, that's great advice,
Dorothy Dix-head.
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But I don't know where Peacemaker is.
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But I do.
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Yeah, okay, this is
gonna have to go too.
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You can take it or donate it
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to some sort of... stripper charity.
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Give me one good reason
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why I shouldn't pluck
your eyes out like grapes.
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And then steal these shades.
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Look at me.
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I am the captain, now.
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By order of BBD.
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I trust you received the paperwork
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- handing this office back to me?
- I did.
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Good.
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Argh!
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One less thing for the
movers to get rid of.
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And they'll be here soon.
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Along with my team of special agents,
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so feel free to leave at any time.
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Thank you.
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For God's sakes, grow
some balls, brother,
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before this entire town gets
pulled out from underneath us.
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Mam told us to stand down.
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You really want to cross her again?
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Aren't you tired of waiting
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for someone else to make our fate?
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I've made my fate.
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But I'd be lying if I
didn't say, I am tired.
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Waverly, Ms. Haught.
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- We know what you did.
- What's that?
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Beat you out for being Sheriff?
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Hey! You came!
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Of course we came!
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Hey!
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You kinda fell off the
face of the earth on me.
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Uh... there was a lot going on.
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And I knew you could handle yourself.
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Is that what I did?
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We brought you an office-warming gift!
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Oh! Wicked!
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Wha... What do I put in it?
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- Balls!
- I love balls!
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I know!
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Why do you smell like
burnt marshmallow cologne?
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Is it unisex?
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So, one of the benefits of owning a club
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is demons generally
can't hold their liquor.
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I'm not drinking that roofie-colada.
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Yeah, they're just a bunch of sad,
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lonely, horny,
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sometimes literally horny...
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demons, drinking and
running their mouths.
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Much the same as you are now.
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So I heard...
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a few talk about a place...
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where cherished but
forgotten items end up.
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Peacemaker wasn't forgotten.
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She just kinda disappeared on me.
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And why, pray tell, would
you help a demon-hunter
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find her demon slaying weapon?
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Well, because The Clantons
are more powerful than me.
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And I don't bottom for anyone.
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- Not even you.
- Oh!
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Isn't he like your boss?
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You should call H.R.
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There is a catch.
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The people who have Peacemaker
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are going to want an offering.
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Gold, frankincense? Tickets to Lizzo?
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Once you have what they
need, they'll find you.
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And if this turns out
to be a wild goose chase,
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- we're gonna come back here and...
- Kill the shit out of you.
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What she said.
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Fucking Clantons.
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These are the last of the BBD files
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we had stashed at the Homestead.
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Nice. Uh, just put them
by the cabinets. Thanks.
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There.
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That should keep out Blah
and Order for a while.
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Get over here, Nerd-Burger!
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Hey!
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You are a welcome sight
for these sore eyes.
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Doc.
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Oh, it feels so good to be home.
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And in your arms.
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Alright. So, g... Boners, listen up...
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Turns out The Clantons are
more than meets the eyes.
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Amon wouldn't say exactly
what, but he's scared of them.
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And...
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He knows where Peacemaker is.
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A demon wants to help you
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- find Peacemaker?
- We do not know how accurate
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this intelligence is.
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So where is it? Spill!
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Okay, well, I don't know, but...
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Yo! Extreme Makeover: Homo Edition,
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kill the drill.
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Sorry.
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You know me and power tools.
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It is risky, to put our faith in a demon
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with questionable morals.
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I don't know, worked for me in the past.
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I mean, what choice do we have?
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All my BBD weapons failed you.
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Uh, yeah. We scoured
the GRT for Peacemaker
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and... Yahtzee.
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We really need to teach you
how to play that game properly.
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- Mm-hmm.
- So then we agree.
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- Even though Amon is a sexy...
- Ahem!
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Sketchy... demon douche,
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I have to trust him.
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00:13:32,165 --> 00:13:34,867
The team appears to be unanimous.
265
00:13:34,869 --> 00:13:36,968
Yeah. Speaking of the team,
has anyone seen Rachel
266
00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:38,103
since this morning?
267
00:13:43,107 --> 00:13:44,208
_
268
00:13:45,712 --> 00:13:47,712
At the Rec Center.
269
00:13:47,714 --> 00:13:49,781
So lame. Barf emoji.
270
00:13:49,783 --> 00:13:52,718
Home for dinner... maybe.
271
00:13:58,024 --> 00:14:00,225
_
272
00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:09,300
Huh. Who knew the Ghost
River Triangle had a museum.
273
00:14:09,302 --> 00:14:11,003
Literally everyone?
274
00:14:13,473 --> 00:14:14,939
They shouldn't let mean girls in here.
275
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,141
This should be a sacred space for geeks.
276
00:14:17,143 --> 00:14:20,144
- Like Comic-Con.
- Special Collections.
277
00:14:20,146 --> 00:14:21,813
A woman scorned.
278
00:14:21,815 --> 00:14:23,716
She doesn't even go here!
279
00:14:26,119 --> 00:14:28,320
Now mu-see-um, now you don't.
280
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,359
Wrong turn, MapQuest.
281
00:14:34,361 --> 00:14:36,694
... working as a stunt
consultant on the film set...
282
00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:38,229
Is this the guy from Big Lebowski?
283
00:14:38,231 --> 00:14:40,031
I've been called many things,
284
00:14:40,033 --> 00:14:45,003
Hero, lawman, murderer.
285
00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:48,539
But destiny is that which
we are drawn towards.
286
00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:52,111
And fate... is that which we run into.
287
00:14:53,213 --> 00:14:55,713
So you tell me if I had a choice.
288
00:14:55,715 --> 00:14:57,348
No, Wynonna.
289
00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:59,684
That is your great, great-grandfather.
290
00:14:59,686 --> 00:15:00,852
Wyatt Earp.
291
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,092
Hello.
292
00:15:08,094 --> 00:15:10,528
Whoa! Okay, uh, sorry.
293
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,797
Did not mean to pull a Wynonna on you.
294
00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:14,666
Why is Cleo's couch still here?
295
00:15:15,668 --> 00:15:17,535
- Um, well, you know...
- We...
296
00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:20,238
we asked the movers,
um, to put it back...
297
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,107
So we could all have
a place to hang out.
298
00:15:23,109 --> 00:15:25,043
Oh. Okay, yeah. "Hang out".
299
00:15:25,045 --> 00:15:27,278
Is that what the queer lady
kids are calling it these days?
300
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,379
Look. Binders!
301
00:15:30,183 --> 00:15:32,617
These are the archives that BBD had
302
00:15:32,619 --> 00:15:34,486
on the Old West Families of the GRT.
303
00:15:34,488 --> 00:15:36,220
- Oh, cool!
- There must be something
304
00:15:36,222 --> 00:15:37,489
in here that can help us figure out
305
00:15:37,491 --> 00:15:40,024
- what The Clantons are.
- Yeah and how to take them down
306
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,759
in case Wynonna can't find Peacemaker.
307
00:15:41,761 --> 00:15:43,261
She's gonna find Peacemaker.
308
00:15:43,263 --> 00:15:44,962
I couldn't.
309
00:15:44,964 --> 00:15:47,131
Yeah, well, you're not the Earp heir.
310
00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:49,067
Would you have called
more often if I was?
311
00:15:50,976 --> 00:15:52,944
On my phone that was being monitored?
312
00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:57,509
Jeremy, where is Robin?
313
00:15:58,945 --> 00:16:01,647
Look, all that matters is he's safe.
314
00:16:03,149 --> 00:16:05,216
- We should get to work.
- Okay. You're being super
315
00:16:05,218 --> 00:16:06,617
- cagey about this.
- Yeah, Nicole,
316
00:16:06,619 --> 00:16:09,520
because a lot of stuff
happened while they...
317
00:16:09,522 --> 00:16:11,322
While you were in the Garden.
318
00:16:11,324 --> 00:16:13,425
And everyone that was
left behind, we just...
319
00:16:15,128 --> 00:16:18,430
We all did what we had to do to survive.
320
00:16:19,432 --> 00:16:20,599
Okay?
321
00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:28,139
Shit, I'm sorry.
322
00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:30,175
I think I'm allergic
to leopard print, or...
323
00:16:39,853 --> 00:16:41,787
What is happening to me?
324
00:16:50,029 --> 00:16:51,597
I can't wait anymore.
325
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:55,501
It's been over a year.
326
00:16:58,204 --> 00:16:59,704
Can you help?
327
00:16:59,706 --> 00:17:01,706
I would very much like to,
328
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:04,008
but the price is steep.
329
00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:05,576
I will do...
330
00:17:05,578 --> 00:17:09,247
I will do, I will do
anything to get her back.
331
00:17:09,249 --> 00:17:10,249
Please.
332
00:17:11,718 --> 00:17:13,051
Even this?
333
00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,496
If you'll save them from the Garden.
334
00:17:30,703 --> 00:17:33,037
No....
335
00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:35,373
No, I couldn't have promised that.
336
00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:39,611
Nicole, what's wrong?
337
00:17:40,813 --> 00:17:43,347
Hey. Hey.
338
00:17:43,349 --> 00:17:46,050
Waverly, it's all coming back to me.
339
00:17:46,052 --> 00:17:49,654
I... I did something terrible
when you were in the Garden.
340
00:17:49,656 --> 00:17:51,522
What?
341
00:17:51,524 --> 00:17:53,791
I-I...
342
00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:55,593
Sweetie, it's okay.
343
00:17:55,595 --> 00:17:57,428
Just spit it out.
344
00:18:02,735 --> 00:18:04,569
Oh, my God.
345
00:18:04,571 --> 00:18:06,071
You ate a billion frogs.
346
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:13,490
In 1878, I was at a card table in Texas,
347
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:16,459
and a man drew a pistol at my back.
348
00:18:16,461 --> 00:18:19,296
I heard the shot, and I
smelled the gun powder.
349
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:24,134
My would-be executioner behind me fell.
350
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:28,138
Shot to death by a
dentist, of all things.
351
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:32,742
John Henry Holliday saved my life.
352
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:36,112
I knew then, I was bound to him.
353
00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:37,447
Forever.
354
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,882
Who was the shooter?
355
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,117
It never occurred to me to inquire.
356
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,420
Any man that would shoot
another man in the back
357
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:46,756
does not deserve to be
known, or remembered.
358
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,096
You miss it, don't you?
359
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:56,166
The rules were simpler then.
360
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,302
Like "don't try to steal our baby"?
361
00:18:59,693 --> 00:19:00,760
Rosita.
362
00:19:00,762 --> 00:19:02,239
If Revenants were still around,
363
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,673
she'd be my first appointment back
364
00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:05,609
when I got Peacemaker.
365
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,080
Let's talk about the O.K. Corral.
366
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,481
I have resisted in the past...
367
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,450
It made you famous.
368
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,585
That is true.
369
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:18,288
But I knew there'd never
be peace in Tombstone,
370
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,459
or anywhere else with those
vermin Clantons around.
371
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:25,228
To tell the truth, I was
glad when Doc Holliday
372
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,464
took the first shot.
373
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,766
What's the point of locking
up backwater scum...
374
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:31,468
I did not shoot first.
375
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,770
Sooner or later, they simply slide
376
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:36,507
through the bars, makes
everything dirty again.
377
00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:41,111
That man was the most
talented loose cannon
378
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,979
I ever did see.
379
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:46,317
At the end of our... time together,
380
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:50,520
I just rolled Doc off whatever
whore he was enjoying
381
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,523
on that particular day, and
point him in the direction
382
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:57,395
of someone who needed
to be got clean through.
383
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,063
Geezers get fuzzy.
384
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,564
They remember things
the way they want to.
385
00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:02,734
Not the way they happened.
386
00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:04,901
Yeah, well, I do not have
the luxury of growing old
387
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,771
and forgetting all the
things I have done.
388
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,303
Well, next time don't make a deal
389
00:20:11,305 --> 00:20:13,506
with a stone witch and
then became a vampire.
390
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,016
What would Wyatt think of all this?
391
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:22,419
Do you think he'd be proud of me?
392
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,721
I am no longer certain
393
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,724
that you would be proud of him.
394
00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:31,294
Come now. We have a heist to attend to.
395
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:43,374
- Ugh...
- You are massacring that onion.
396
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:46,277
Your hand still hurting?
397
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,845
Yeah, but I guess I deserve it.
398
00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:52,082
- Nobody deserves this.
- Wish you'd tell her that.
399
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,884
You first.
400
00:20:58,471 --> 00:21:00,523
You're always so goddamn emotional.
401
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,058
It's from the onion.
402
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:05,228
My whole life, I obsessed
403
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,432
over the happenings at the O.K. Corral.
404
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:12,235
Half a minute that wiped
out our entire clan.
405
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,970
But now...
406
00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:17,008
finally, I have cause for celebration.
407
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,544
When I die,
408
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:24,981
the charm that I possess
will pass to my children.
409
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,717
Now, I have spent many long nights
410
00:21:27,719 --> 00:21:30,955
worrying over which of
you will get the gift.
411
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,356
Made me near sick with dread,
412
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:36,359
thinking our legacy would be left
413
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,462
in your bumbling hands.
414
00:21:39,297 --> 00:21:41,861
But then I read something
on Oprah-dot-com,
415
00:21:41,863 --> 00:21:44,868
made me change my tune. "I will not...
416
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:48,405
give my power over to the circumstances
417
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,140
of my life".
418
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,475
Mam, what are you saying?
419
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,208
I have set the wheels in motion
420
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,447
for the end of our enemies.
421
00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:00,984
To the end... of the Earps.
422
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:08,858
So why is it you two look
like you're at a funeral?
423
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:11,027
If it's all the same to you,
I'd like to know the plan
424
00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:12,495
before I celebrate it.
425
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,798
Yeah, um, how exactly do you plan
426
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,107
on killing the Earps?
427
00:22:16,109 --> 00:22:17,967
Honey, the Earps and Doc Holliday
428
00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:20,971
don't deserve death. They
deserve to be destroyed.
429
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,474
By one another.
430
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:29,813
Damn women's softball league.
431
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,281
I need booze!
432
00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,050
You look like you need an ambulance.
433
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,553
Whatever's wrong with
her, it can't be fixed
434
00:22:34,555 --> 00:22:35,622
with modern medicine.
435
00:22:35,624 --> 00:22:36,724
Have you tried chicken soup
436
00:22:36,726 --> 00:22:38,126
and a One Day At A Time marathon?
437
00:22:38,128 --> 00:22:40,457
Tequila. I gotta get the taste of frogs
438
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:41,758
out of my mouth.
439
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:45,195
- Did you say frogs?
- Oh boy, did she ever.
440
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,030
Well yeah, apparently she
did something terrible.
441
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:50,533
But every time she tries to tell
us what it is, she throws up.
442
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,102
So we're dealing with what,
443
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:53,471
some kind of hex?
444
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,538
With all the new creatures
in town, it could be anything.
445
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,674
A warlock? An incubus? A SpongeBob?
446
00:22:57,676 --> 00:22:59,709
Aww. You did research!
447
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,177
Sort of.
448
00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:02,780
We tried guessing for her too.
449
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,014
But every time we do,
it's Big-Vom-Dot-Com.
450
00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:06,349
Oh...
451
00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:07,917
I don't...
452
00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:10,187
No, you just shut your frog hole.
453
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,758
No! Not on the froggies.
454
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,261
What? It's not their fault.
455
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:21,031
- Sweetie...
- I need a pen!
456
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,901
If I can't tell you
guys, maybe, I can...
457
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,203
Okay, okay, okay...
458
00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:28,739
You were cursed by...
459
00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:32,008
Sperm?
460
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:34,045
- What?
- No. I think they're tadpoles.
461
00:23:34,047 --> 00:23:35,280
That makes much more sense. Yup.
462
00:23:35,282 --> 00:23:36,482
I was trying to write words!
463
00:23:36,484 --> 00:23:38,581
Look, it seems to me
the thing to do here
464
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:39,743
is to forget about the cause.
465
00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:42,752
- We need to focus on a cure.
- Okay.
466
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,722
What...
467
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,526
- Oh, my God.
- Indeed.
468
00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:51,027
You're sure this is it?
469
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:54,397
Only someone truly evil
would value this abomination.
470
00:23:54,399 --> 00:23:56,366
It's called "A Woman Scorned".
471
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,867
You know who got scorned?
472
00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:00,404
The doink who paid actual
money for this wank of art.
473
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,239
So, um...
474
00:24:03,241 --> 00:24:05,108
Should I slip into my Catsuit
475
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,076
and slink through the security lasers?
476
00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:09,612
As much as I would love to see that...
477
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,147
we have already dawdled too long.
478
00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:13,283
Right. So we shoot out the cameras,
479
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,451
knock out the elderly
volunteer behind the desk,
480
00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:17,820
- and hop a train to Mexico.
- Or...
481
00:24:17,822 --> 00:24:21,057
Still hot.
482
00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:22,892
You can't just like, take stuff.
483
00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:25,728
Wise words from a leader of tomorrow.
484
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:27,830
Get bent, Regina Bored!
485
00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:31,734
Now what?
486
00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:33,803
Amon said once we procured the painting,
487
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,539
the collectors would appear.
488
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:38,442
That's a big ass tramp stamp.
489
00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:43,046
It's a Celtic Sisters Knot.
490
00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:45,648
It symbolizes sisterhood
and the strong, eternal bond
491
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,150
that women share.
492
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,819
I once made the acquaintance
of some sorority sisters
493
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,421
from Wesleyan.
494
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:53,890
They did in fact have tattoos
of that symbol on their...
495
00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:54,892
Great story.
496
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,028
Ahh!
497
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,369
What in tarnation?
498
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:09,873
Wynonna?!
499
00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:15,345
What the... hell-o?!
500
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,181
Welcome to the Sanctuary
of the Scorned Woman.
501
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,849
Oh damn.
502
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,118
J.C. ghost you on Bumble?
503
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,654
These are dangerous and uncertain times,
504
00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:26,990
- Wynonna Earp.
- Oh great, you've heard of me.
505
00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:28,658
Wait. Is that great?
506
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:31,060
This sanctuary is a place of cleansing
507
00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:33,397
for women who have lost their way.
508
00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:36,666
Women like you.
509
00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:38,568
Says who, Mother Inferior?
510
00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:41,170
I'm exactly where I want to be.
511
00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:43,172
I see I've struck a chord.
512
00:25:43,174 --> 00:25:46,142
Yeah. You struck the
whole damn choir, Whoopi.
513
00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:48,044
You misunderstand me.
514
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,647
I'm releasing these
women from the judgments
515
00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:52,615
they've placed on themselves.
516
00:25:52,617 --> 00:25:54,284
I could do the same for you.
517
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:57,387
I'm not really a habit kind of gal.
518
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,390
Unless those habits
include, uh, you know,
519
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,058
cheap whiskey and broody men.
520
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:05,361
I'm just here because you have
something that belongs to me.
521
00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:07,530
And... vicey-versey.
522
00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:15,705
Purga te, mulier,
523
00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:17,708
et liberi eritis.
524
00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:21,678
Hey, you break it, you bought it.
525
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,945
Holy shit.
526
00:26:22,947 --> 00:26:24,781
I don't want the painting.
527
00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:27,885
I want the woman in the painting.
528
00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:32,422
And I want my sword-gun back.
529
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,158
Then take it.
530
00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:37,594
Peacemaker, where you at, Mama?
531
00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:41,699
It's me, old girl. It's Wynonna.
532
00:26:43,401 --> 00:26:44,934
Peacemaker, come!
533
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,404
Perhaps the weapon is rejecting you
534
00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:49,973
because its duty to you is complete.
535
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,143
Now you listen to me, godda...
536
00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:56,380
Gosh doink-it!
537
00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:59,550
The curse may be broken,
but they still need me.
538
00:27:00,418 --> 00:27:02,723
Alright, everybody still
needs me to keep them safe.
539
00:27:02,725 --> 00:27:04,954
So this thing between you and I
540
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:08,024
ain't over until I say it's over!
541
00:27:08,026 --> 00:27:12,929
Perhaps it's time for you
to choose a life of peace.
542
00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:13,997
How?
543
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:17,133
When the monsters
keep coming and coming,
544
00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:20,104
how am I supposed to live a normal life?
545
00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:24,608
And why the fuck would I want to?
546
00:27:26,965 --> 00:27:31,169
Just once I'd like someone
to come in with flowers.
547
00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:34,505
Was the painting simply a
ruse to get Wynonna gone?
548
00:27:34,507 --> 00:27:36,841
Uh, best you refrain
from saying something
549
00:27:36,843 --> 00:27:38,443
we'll both regret.
550
00:27:40,313 --> 00:27:42,080
I don't know where Wynonna went,
551
00:27:42,082 --> 00:27:44,582
but if it was a trap
it wasn't set by me.
552
00:27:44,584 --> 00:27:46,251
Because, I don't pick sides.
553
00:27:46,253 --> 00:27:48,820
I'm in it for myself.
Does that sound familiar?
554
00:27:48,822 --> 00:27:51,689
You would do well...
555
00:27:51,691 --> 00:27:54,536
... not to compare yourself to me.
556
00:27:54,538 --> 00:27:56,138
Oh, come on, Doc.
557
00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:59,208
It's a compliment. It's
how we've both managed
558
00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:01,510
to survive for centuries.
559
00:28:01,512 --> 00:28:03,178
I am no cockroach.
560
00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:05,948
No. But you're still alive.
561
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:10,229
Noble men do not have the
luxury of being neutral
562
00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:11,431
in times of war.
563
00:28:20,164 --> 00:28:23,066
We have not been formally introduced.
564
00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:27,169
I know who you are, you know who I am.
565
00:28:27,171 --> 00:28:28,937
So what do you actually want?
566
00:28:28,939 --> 00:28:31,573
There are more traditional
spots for a man like you
567
00:28:31,575 --> 00:28:32,775
to wet his whistle.
568
00:28:32,777 --> 00:28:34,644
I'm not a traditionalist.
569
00:28:37,047 --> 00:28:39,081
I just wanted a beer.
570
00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:40,883
You are a bold sort,
571
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:43,185
I will give you that.
The whole Clanton lot.
572
00:28:43,187 --> 00:28:45,387
You keep my family's name
out of your mouth, you hear?
573
00:28:45,389 --> 00:28:48,191
You would be dead before you drew.
574
00:28:51,262 --> 00:28:54,262
This whole "Fastest
Gunslinger in the West"?
575
00:28:54,264 --> 00:28:55,998
Is that something to be proud of?
576
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,120
Shooting people who don't
have a chance to fight back?
577
00:29:00,104 --> 00:29:02,237
Some people deserve to be shot.
578
00:29:02,239 --> 00:29:03,373
And who decides that?
579
00:29:04,675 --> 00:29:06,597
Because the history books say one thing,
580
00:29:06,599 --> 00:29:07,911
my family says another.
581
00:29:15,252 --> 00:29:16,519
So you tell me...
582
00:29:19,056 --> 00:29:21,056
Do you deserve a bullet?
583
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,027
Or do I?
584
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:33,069
Maybe... I let fate decide?
585
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,841
Whatever side we fight on,
586
00:29:38,776 --> 00:29:41,577
the blood we shed to win the war
587
00:29:41,579 --> 00:29:42,846
will damn us all.
588
00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:48,918
It's not a war, Holliday.
589
00:29:50,988 --> 00:29:52,321
It's just a town.
590
00:29:52,323 --> 00:29:54,456
Filled with women who would have us both
591
00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:55,525
fight to the death.
592
00:30:09,773 --> 00:30:12,407
- Hey.
- I'm sorry, Waverly.
593
00:30:12,409 --> 00:30:14,610
No. Don't apologize.
594
00:30:14,612 --> 00:30:16,646
I like taking care of you.
595
00:30:17,848 --> 00:30:20,483
I'd be happy do it for
the rest of our lives.
596
00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:25,423
Yeah. I guess we gotta
talk about the engagement...
597
00:30:26,390 --> 00:30:27,390
Yeah.
598
00:30:29,890 --> 00:30:32,058
But it's hard to make it a priority,
599
00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:34,363
when, you know, you're
voiding amphibians.
600
00:30:34,365 --> 00:30:36,771
No, it's not that, Waverly.
601
00:30:36,773 --> 00:30:38,967
It's that I...
602
00:30:38,969 --> 00:30:41,203
You did something terrible.
603
00:30:41,205 --> 00:30:44,640
Right? But you being you,
how terrible could it be?
604
00:30:45,843 --> 00:30:47,709
Okay, guys.
605
00:30:47,711 --> 00:30:50,013
I have dug up three possible cures.
606
00:30:50,781 --> 00:30:53,649
Option number one:
607
00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:56,018
a spell-reflecting ceremony.
608
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,400
Worst case scenario, we do it wrong,
609
00:30:58,402 --> 00:30:59,888
and you turn into a demon dog.
610
00:30:59,890 --> 00:31:01,156
Ugh, pass.
611
00:31:01,158 --> 00:31:02,724
I'm a cat person.
612
00:31:02,726 --> 00:31:04,493
Yeah, me too. Okay...
613
00:31:04,495 --> 00:31:06,728
Option number two:
614
00:31:06,730 --> 00:31:09,764
an exorcism where we drown
you in salted holy water.
615
00:31:09,766 --> 00:31:11,567
- Drown me?
- You caught that part, huh?
616
00:31:11,569 --> 00:31:13,835
Yeah. We are not drowning my girlfriend.
617
00:31:13,837 --> 00:31:15,637
Okay, fine.
618
00:31:15,639 --> 00:31:17,306
Option number three:
619
00:31:17,308 --> 00:31:19,241
we brew an antidote soup
620
00:31:19,243 --> 00:31:21,243
made out of fennel,
jasmine, and nettles.
621
00:31:21,245 --> 00:31:23,294
- That sounds okay.
- Worst case scenario?
622
00:31:23,296 --> 00:31:25,309
If we don't get the correct
ratio of ingredients,
623
00:31:25,311 --> 00:31:27,446
uh, your intestines
might turn into snakes.
624
00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:31,788
These really were the only choices.
625
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:35,226
Okay, so, uh... let's do um...
626
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,926
... snake-gut soup?
627
00:31:37,928 --> 00:31:41,794
- Yeah.
- Plus with Purgatory's best,
628
00:31:41,796 --> 00:31:44,505
brightest, most beautiful
brains on the case,
629
00:31:44,507 --> 00:31:45,908
I mean, I'm gonna be cured in no...
630
00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:49,037
Okay...
631
00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:50,940
What in unholy hell
632
00:31:50,942 --> 00:31:52,009
have you been eating?
633
00:31:52,842 --> 00:31:54,042
Hey, I got it.
634
00:31:58,282 --> 00:32:00,049
It's like she puked the Dagobah System.
635
00:32:14,005 --> 00:32:16,005
_
636
00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:21,637
_
637
00:32:38,288 --> 00:32:40,323
I come bearing apology beer.
638
00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:43,759
Waverly told me everything.
639
00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:48,130
I'm really sorry about Spewapalooza.
640
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:49,831
Obviously the Clantons came after me,
641
00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:51,500
and you got caught in the frog fire.
642
00:32:52,836 --> 00:32:55,337
It wasn't you, Wynonna.
643
00:32:55,339 --> 00:32:57,005
I wouldn't blame you for not wanting
644
00:32:57,007 --> 00:32:58,508
to join this family, honestly.
645
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:01,290
First it's Revenants, then frogs,
646
00:33:01,292 --> 00:33:03,709
next it'll be fiery hail and locusts.
647
00:33:03,711 --> 00:33:05,880
Well, it would take a lot more
648
00:33:05,882 --> 00:33:07,588
than some Egyptian plagues
649
00:33:07,590 --> 00:33:09,496
to keep me from wanting
to marry your sister.
650
00:33:09,498 --> 00:33:11,132
Then what are you two waiting for?
651
00:33:12,554 --> 00:33:14,088
I'm scared Waverly won't want to
652
00:33:14,090 --> 00:33:15,423
when she finds out what I did.
653
00:33:15,425 --> 00:33:17,196
Pfft. I wanna ask what that is,
654
00:33:17,198 --> 00:33:18,398
but I just de-honked my boots.
655
00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:22,331
Well, here's what I
know you didn't do...
656
00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:26,368
You didn't give up on us
when we were in the Garden.
657
00:33:26,370 --> 00:33:28,437
And a year and a half,
that's a long time
658
00:33:28,439 --> 00:33:29,606
to keep the faith.
659
00:33:31,008 --> 00:33:32,441
Thing is, I did give up.
660
00:33:33,409 --> 00:33:34,643
Not at first.
661
00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:38,647
At first, I believed
that Waverly, and you,
662
00:33:38,649 --> 00:33:40,883
and Doc were gonna get home safe.
663
00:33:41,752 --> 00:33:44,919
Then 18 months went by, and
so I woke up one day and...
664
00:33:46,256 --> 00:33:50,025
Nicole. Did you do
something to get us home?
665
00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:52,538
Never mind, I didn't ask,
666
00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:54,308
I didn't ask. La-la-la-la.
667
00:33:54,310 --> 00:33:55,744
Oh, God.
668
00:33:58,735 --> 00:34:00,432
Do you wanna hear my sob story?
669
00:34:00,434 --> 00:34:02,138
Un-huh, I do, really.
670
00:34:03,091 --> 00:34:05,726
Peacemaker actively rejected me today.
671
00:34:07,298 --> 00:34:08,898
You want me to frog-barf on her?
672
00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:10,501
Yes.
673
00:34:12,316 --> 00:34:15,350
I did manage to get my
hands on this stupid thing.
674
00:34:15,352 --> 00:34:17,538
Finding this scorned woman
is the only shot I have
675
00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:19,274
at getting my gun back. But this...
676
00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,057
This could be anywhere, so...
677
00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:24,560
Oh, well, that's Steve Gulch.
678
00:34:25,558 --> 00:34:28,127
- Who now?
- I once had to rescue
679
00:34:28,129 --> 00:34:29,597
these two guys named Steve,
680
00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:31,547
they fell there while
they were bouldering,
681
00:34:31,549 --> 00:34:33,636
and got stuck. Naked.
682
00:34:35,806 --> 00:34:37,272
There are no good men left.
683
00:34:37,274 --> 00:34:38,913
Mm, definitely no good Steves.
684
00:34:49,419 --> 00:34:52,919
Jesus, Haught, should I...
685
00:34:52,921 --> 00:34:53,955
No, no, I'm good.
686
00:34:53,957 --> 00:34:55,957
I'm good, I just...
687
00:34:55,959 --> 00:34:58,094
I'm gonna just go check on that cure.
688
00:35:01,965 --> 00:35:03,799
Are you alright?
689
00:35:04,568 --> 00:35:05,902
Better than Nicole.
690
00:35:08,906 --> 00:35:10,305
We're almost done.
691
00:35:10,307 --> 00:35:12,742
We just have to let it
simmer for an hour and then...
692
00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:15,111
Babe?
693
00:35:16,146 --> 00:35:17,779
- No!
- What are you doing?!
694
00:35:17,781 --> 00:35:19,481
- Oh, my God!
- I'm so sorry...
695
00:35:19,483 --> 00:35:21,616
Oh! Quick. Help me save some!
696
00:35:21,618 --> 00:35:23,819
Yeah, okay.
697
00:35:28,392 --> 00:35:30,792
You are certain the gun was there?
698
00:35:30,794 --> 00:35:33,629
Yeah. I could feel it. I
just couldn't make it come.
699
00:35:34,894 --> 00:35:36,194
That's what she said.
700
00:35:39,002 --> 00:35:40,703
I guess it makes sense, I'm not...
701
00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:45,474
... the heir anymore, now
that the curse is broken.
702
00:35:46,537 --> 00:35:48,237
Or much of anything.
703
00:35:50,575 --> 00:35:52,108
You are everything.
704
00:35:52,110 --> 00:35:55,845
Wait, what did you mean, at the museum,
705
00:35:55,847 --> 00:35:57,814
that I might not be proud of Wyatt?
706
00:35:59,183 --> 00:36:02,351
We were immortalized as heroes
707
00:36:02,353 --> 00:36:05,789
for murdering a family
of ne'er-do wells.
708
00:36:07,701 --> 00:36:09,134
The Clantons were dickheads.
709
00:36:09,136 --> 00:36:11,169
They took whatever they
wanted, they murdered people,
710
00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:13,538
- stole their land.
- It was the Old West.
711
00:36:13,540 --> 00:36:15,540
The only difference between them and us
712
00:36:15,542 --> 00:36:17,709
were the stars pinned to our chests.
713
00:36:17,711 --> 00:36:20,413
I have often been left
to ponder, Wynonna...
714
00:36:21,214 --> 00:36:23,314
whether or not this legacy of bloodshed
715
00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:25,150
will be the ruin of everyone we love.
716
00:36:25,152 --> 00:36:27,619
Perhaps, we should take our cue
717
00:36:27,621 --> 00:36:30,089
from an ironically named Buntline.
718
00:36:31,525 --> 00:36:34,058
Could be we should aspire to...
719
00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:35,394
make peace.
720
00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:39,230
Oh, my God. Did everyone take
Gandhi pills this morning?
721
00:36:44,807 --> 00:36:46,241
What up, Kermit?
722
00:36:49,930 --> 00:36:51,632
What the hell, Bog Breath?!
723
00:36:51,634 --> 00:36:53,635
Ahh! Son of a...
724
00:36:53,637 --> 00:36:55,170
Jesus. Squeeze harder!
725
00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:57,915
Why are you fighting Nicole?!
726
00:36:57,917 --> 00:36:59,351
- She started it!
- What?
727
00:36:59,353 --> 00:37:01,151
- Look away, baby girl.
- Why?
728
00:37:01,153 --> 00:37:02,353
'Cause gingers are bleeders.
729
00:37:03,461 --> 00:37:05,028
- Wynonna!
- Well...
730
00:37:05,925 --> 00:37:07,125
Babe.
731
00:37:08,461 --> 00:37:10,795
Come on.
732
00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:15,766
Oh no. No, no, no.
733
00:37:15,768 --> 00:37:16,768
What the hell was that?
734
00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:19,838
The darkest of magics.
735
00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:22,306
Well, that's it.
736
00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:24,875
Hide your kids, hide your wives!
737
00:37:24,877 --> 00:37:27,911
Because we are storming
the fucking castle.
738
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:30,614
And by castle, I mean ranch!
739
00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:33,083
And by storming, I mean
we are putting the "kill"
740
00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:34,918
back in Kill-lanton...
741
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,316
Can you not do that right
now during my rousing speech?
742
00:37:37,318 --> 00:37:39,156
I even just dropped an F bomb.
743
00:37:39,158 --> 00:37:40,791
Those are my clothes.
744
00:37:40,793 --> 00:37:43,827
The ones you were wearing
last night before bed.
745
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:45,964
They smell of gasoline.
746
00:37:54,173 --> 00:37:55,907
I started the Homestead fire.
747
00:37:56,876 --> 00:37:58,009
Let's go.
748
00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:00,978
Wynonna. You need Peacemaker.
749
00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:02,312
We don't have time, Nicole.
750
00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:03,680
Look what they did to you.
751
00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:05,482
Look what they tried
to make you do to us!
752
00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:06,785
Those creatures they have...
753
00:38:06,787 --> 00:38:09,522
Without Peacemaker, this
is a suicide mission.
754
00:38:11,524 --> 00:38:14,025
- I agree.
- Of course you do.
755
00:38:15,995 --> 00:38:17,628
Look. Don't jump to Plan Z
756
00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:19,463
before we've even tried Plan A.
757
00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:21,652
- Which is what, exactly?
- We have to find the woman
758
00:38:21,654 --> 00:38:24,168
in the painting, and
bring her to the sanctuary.
759
00:38:24,170 --> 00:38:26,003
Yeah. And then,
760
00:38:26,005 --> 00:38:27,705
if Peacemaker doesn't show itself...
761
00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:30,674
Then we take on the Clantons,
762
00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:34,011
and their monsters, together.
763
00:38:36,335 --> 00:38:38,301
Fine. You go find some rope,
764
00:38:38,303 --> 00:38:39,622
'cause you're gonna
tie up your girlfriend.
765
00:38:39,624 --> 00:38:41,705
- Won't be the first time.
- Okay.
766
00:38:41,707 --> 00:38:44,008
We need mount up for the gulch.
767
00:38:45,444 --> 00:38:47,010
Are you okay with this?
768
00:38:47,012 --> 00:38:49,680
Well, I don't want you to
kamikaze yourself for me.
769
00:38:52,551 --> 00:38:53,684
Let's go.
770
00:38:59,024 --> 00:39:01,291
There is not much left.
771
00:39:01,293 --> 00:39:02,859
All of it went down the sink.
772
00:39:02,861 --> 00:39:03,928
Make it tighter.
773
00:39:04,797 --> 00:39:06,530
Waverly, it has to be tighter!
774
00:39:06,532 --> 00:39:08,098
Well, I don't want to hurt you.
775
00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:10,291
Maybe just go get the
handcuffs from upstairs.
776
00:39:10,293 --> 00:39:12,494
Okay. Good idea.
777
00:39:19,113 --> 00:39:20,814
No. No, I'm not gonna do it!
778
00:39:41,265 --> 00:39:43,266
_
779
00:39:47,873 --> 00:39:48,873
Hello?
780
00:39:50,943 --> 00:39:52,542
- Hey.
- Hey.
781
00:39:52,544 --> 00:39:54,744
- They're here.
- Oh. Better let me.
782
00:39:54,746 --> 00:39:56,546
- I'm the pro.
- Sure.
783
00:39:56,548 --> 00:39:58,316
At least, I used to be.
784
00:40:04,890 --> 00:40:06,590
I just need you to know one thing.
785
00:40:06,592 --> 00:40:09,025
- Okay.
- I love you, Waverly Earp.
786
00:40:09,027 --> 00:40:12,162
And no matter what happens,
those are the truest words
787
00:40:12,164 --> 00:40:14,097
- I'll ever speak.
- Baby.
788
00:40:16,268 --> 00:40:17,334
What the hell?
789
00:40:17,336 --> 00:40:19,736
What the hell?
790
00:40:19,738 --> 00:40:21,905
Nicole. Nicole!
791
00:40:21,907 --> 00:40:23,841
- Jeremy, do something!
- I am!
792
00:40:23,843 --> 00:40:25,258
But you're not gonna like it!
793
00:40:25,260 --> 00:40:26,877
Wait, wait. You're sure about this?
794
00:40:26,879 --> 00:40:28,546
You know we don't have another choice.
795
00:40:29,448 --> 00:40:30,780
No, no, no, no.
796
00:40:30,782 --> 00:40:32,783
- Yeah...
- No, no!
797
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,221
Argh, I'm gonna kill you!
798
00:40:38,891 --> 00:40:41,057
I gotta talk to that softball league.
799
00:40:41,059 --> 00:40:42,459
Nedley...
800
00:40:42,461 --> 00:40:46,004
Okay, hey, before you say
anything, I am so, so sorry
801
00:40:46,006 --> 00:40:47,764
that I spent the last year
and a half trying to kill you.
802
00:40:47,766 --> 00:40:49,733
Well, to be fair, I
was a puffball monster.
803
00:40:49,735 --> 00:40:51,434
And I did eat several people's pets.
804
00:40:51,436 --> 00:40:52,936
I should've known it was you.
805
00:40:52,938 --> 00:40:54,721
And I shouldn't have given up.
806
00:40:54,723 --> 00:40:56,273
Because that's what I did. I gave up.
807
00:40:56,275 --> 00:40:59,309
- Nicole...
- Time and time again,
808
00:40:59,311 --> 00:41:01,811
you have been there for
me. And I let you down.
809
00:41:01,813 --> 00:41:03,914
I let everyone down. But today,
810
00:41:03,916 --> 00:41:06,316
- I'm going to change that.
- You need my help.
811
00:41:06,318 --> 00:41:08,418
- It's a big ask.
- Whatever you need.
812
00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:09,586
I need you to kill me.
813
00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:17,134
You know, I don't care how many Steves
814
00:41:17,136 --> 00:41:19,136
fell down here, it's still a dumb name.
815
00:41:19,138 --> 00:41:21,740
Well, finally something we do agree on.
816
00:41:22,541 --> 00:41:24,208
Don't get testy with me.
817
00:41:24,210 --> 00:41:26,744
You're the famous gunslinger
who's turned into Jane Fonda
818
00:41:26,746 --> 00:41:27,811
all of a sudden.
819
00:41:27,813 --> 00:41:30,515
Well, her work-outs are sublime.
820
00:41:33,085 --> 00:41:34,718
Being the Earp heir is the only job
821
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,288
I've ever had that I was good at,
822
00:41:36,290 --> 00:41:38,889
besides strip club DJ.
823
00:41:38,891 --> 00:41:40,991
Just because you're
rejecting your legacy,
824
00:41:40,993 --> 00:41:42,626
doesn't mean I have to reject mine.
825
00:41:42,628 --> 00:41:44,595
A fine pair we are. Blood on our hands,
826
00:41:44,597 --> 00:41:46,631
and both too stubborn to wash them off.
827
00:41:47,767 --> 00:41:52,369
It appears we have found
our Woman Scorned.
828
00:41:52,371 --> 00:41:55,506
Oy, lady! You're coming with us!
829
00:41:59,211 --> 00:42:00,545
Rosita?!
830
00:42:03,448 --> 00:42:05,449
_
831
00:42:05,451 --> 00:42:06,485
No!
832
00:42:06,487 --> 00:42:08,485
Your survival instinct's kicking in!
833
00:42:25,671 --> 00:42:28,073
Jeremy!
834
00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:36,670
Hey. I know how this looks,
835
00:42:36,672 --> 00:42:38,940
but I'm asking you to trust us.
836
00:43:08,595 --> 00:43:13,595
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