Original subtitles

[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

Children of

Monte Macabre!

Come and experience

the scariest corn maze!

Only one dollar!

Come on down for this

one-of-a-kind real haunted maze!

Go right ahead.

Together:

Oh! Oooooh!

[ Chuckles ]

Come on! Let's go!

Okay!

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

Blah!

Together: Oh, no!

Your costume's

on backwards!

There, that's better.

Bye, Mr. Ghost!

[ Groans ]

Huh?

You've awakened the zombie

corn guardian Zohar-r-r!

I think you clearly lack

the imagination

to convincingly

embody a clown,

let alone a so-called

zombie corn guardian.

[ Grumbles ]

That was funsies!

I love how not scary it was.

Wow, Pineapple!

They should have asked us

for help.

Scary is kind of our thing.

So, how'd it go?

I couldn't even get a scream

from Reynaldo.

Reynaldo, Val.

Excuse me.

I request my full payment

returned as per

your guarantee clause.

Clause?

We don't do clauses.

Check your own sign, nitwits!

Val: "Guaranteed scary

or your money back"?

Vic!

I might have been

a little overconfident.

But you know what? You're not

getting your money back.

This maze is gonna be

the scariest maze in town.

You'll see!

Come on, Val!

[ Laughs nervously ]

[ Crows caw ]

Hi, Victor.

Charlene,

you're weird and creepy.

Mmm! Thanks!

Do you know of any scary weirdos

around town

that can make

our scary maze scarier?

I don't know.

He might be too scary.

Oh, no! Not him!

But that's why

he's the best.

If it makes my maze the best,

then I don't care.

Okay.

They call him...El Silbon.

He's usually on the outskirts

of town by the graveyard,

but be warned, if you hear him

whistling far away in the dark,

that means he's close enough

to get ya!

I like this guy already.

♪♪

Where is this

whistle-y guy?

Hello?

Pbbht!

Ugh! What is that?

My whistling?

I'm so good.

Pbbbht!

If you're gonna keep doing that,

let's work on your form.

Back straight, chin up,

feet together.

Now try.

Pbbht!

Still not right.

[ Whistles ]

Interesting.

Let's try elevating this,

move this here, and...

[ Laughs ]

Hold still.

[ Whistles ]

Hey, not bad!

Keep going!

[ Laughs ]

[ Whistles ]

See?

Told ya I can whistle.

Yeah, but only when I'm around

to play you like an instrument.

Hello?

[ Whistling ]

You hear that?

[ Whistling fading ]

Is he getting

farther away?

We're never gonna find

this weirdo.

Whoa!

[ Grunts ]

♪♪

[ Whimpering ]

♪♪

[ Whistling ]

Whaaaaah!!!

You're hired!

Hired?

Hired for what?

Oof! Yeah!

[ Whimpering ]

I'm not sure about all that

whistling stuff,

but do you want to join

the scariest corn maze

in Monte Macabre?

Corn maze?

Hmm.

What's in it for me?

Well, you get to scare

all the kids in town.

You said all the town's bones --

I mean, kids would be there?

Yep. All the bones or kids

or whatever.

Hmm...

It's a deal.

[ Whistling ]

Did he really have to whistle

nonstop all the way back?

I thought it sounded

pretty cool.

Not as good as my whistling,

of course.

Excuse me? I'm the best whistler

in all the land!

Well, technically, I'm the best

whistler in all these parts.

[ Laughs ] That's where

you're wrong, muchacho.

Everyone knows El Silbon

for his flawless whistling.

Well, I'm better,

and I can prove it.

Hey! Why don't we get on

to scaring those kids?

What do you say?

[ Laughs ]

[ Indistinct grumbling ]

What is this gimmick?

Why can't you just give us

our money back?

you handle it, Val.

Um, everybody, come try our new,

and improved, scary corn maze!

Looks like we

don't got a choice.

[ El Silbon whistling ]

Ay!

[ Rustling ]

[ Whistling continues ]

Huh? Uh...Ay!

Corn, corn, corn, corn, corn!

[ Chewing and giggling ]

[ Whistling ]

Aah! Whooooa!

[ Whistling ]

Hey!

Give me back my bones!

Oof!

-Ah!

-Ah!

[ Reynaldo and Reynalda

groaning ]

We don't have any bones,

but at least we have each other!

-Hugs!

-Hugs!

Ohh!

Finally, I am an invertebrate.

[ Laughs ]

[ Whistling ]

No one is exiting.

If you wanna stay longer,

you gotta pay double!

[ Whistling ]

Hey!

You're supposed to be scaring!

you think I hired you to float

around and whistle

at a bunch of bones?

A more pertinent question

might be

where'd he get

all those bones?

I quit.

I have almost everything

I came for.

[ Victor and Valentino

screaming ]

Aah!

[ Squish! ]

Huh?

Stop that!

Give my brother back

his bones!

I like you, kid.

I'm gonna let you

keep your bones.

But these

are coming with me.

[ Whistling ]

Give 'em back! Now!

Ugh!

Again with the lame whistling.

I'm so sick of hearing

that garbage.

Garbage?!

Complete trash!

I told you, kid, El Silbon

is the finest whistler

in all the land.

Yeah?

Well, I told you that

yo-o-o-o-u are the worst!

I could whistle

better than you

with both hands

tied behind my back!

What?!

Kids: Oooooh!

Oh, snap!

Oooooh!

Are you challenging me?

El Silbon, if I win,

you return all the bones

to Val and my friends!

And if you win,

you get my bones

and you'll be the best whistler

in all the land.

Excellent.

Whistle off!

Whistle off!

Hey, Sil-baloney!

You ready to lose or what?

Try and keep up.

[ Whistling slowly ]

Check this out.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Pbht.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Pbbht!

Exactly what I thought.

Vic, what are you doing?!

Your form!

Back straight.

Chin up.

Feet together.

[ Laughs ]

[ Whistles ]

[ Kids cheering ]

[ Laughs ]

Just give up, kid.

[ Whistling faster ]

[ Inhales deeply ]

[ Whistling and laughing ]

Kids: Oooooh!

[ Whistles ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Whistles ]

[ Whistles ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Whistles ]

[ Both whistling ]

♪♪

[ Whoosh! Thunk! Thunk! ]

[ Whoosh! Thunk! ]

[ Whoosh! Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! ]

[ Kids cheering ]

[ Both whistling ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Panting ]

Phew!

[ Panting ]

-Go, Victor!

-Go, Victor!

Kids: Go, Victor!

Go!

Boy: You can do it!

[ Both whistling ]

[ Victor groans ]

[ Whistling continues ]

[ Whistles ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Sputtering ]

I was wrong.

You are the best

in all the land.

♪♪

[ Kids cheering ]

I believe one of those

belongs to me.

Bye!

Aah!

I'm sorry I recruited

a whistling

bone-stealing weirdo

to scare you all.

I just wanted you to think

our maze was cool.

It's cool.

Charlene: Yeah,

it's mildly spooky.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Laughter ]

This corn looks familiar.

Aaaah!

Zohar is real!

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Both laughing ]