Original subtitles

[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

Tell me that plan

one more time.

We clean Maria Teresa's

attic,

we get the money

and use it buy tickets

to tonight's special screening

of "Night of The Noches"!

Ay, yeah!

The rarest "Alberto Rivera"

movie ever made.

I heard in this one,

he fights his own stunt double.

But more importantly, there's

a panel with the director

and cinematographer

afterwards.

I have so many questions!

Hola!

Oh, it's you two.

If you're selling your

grandma's greasy tacos

door to door,

I am not interested.

-Wait.

-We're here to help you.

For money.

Ay. Fine.

But if you steal anything,

I'm calling the cops, okay?

I know you're not used

to seeing such opulence.

This must be

so hard for you.

Look, Val.

Charlene and Pineapple.

They're not doing anything.

Why doesn't she make her

little grandkids work?

Work?

How dare you!

Look at these angels.

This baby-soft skin.

Such hard labor isn't fitting

my niñitos preciosos.

[ Burps ]

I'll take that for you,

okay, mija?

Mwah!

Who loves you?

Me.

It's me. I do.

Mwah!

I need you two

to clean the attic, okay?

My husband, Tez, has a lot

of priceless stuff in here

for as his magic act.

So no horsing around

or cutting corners.

I already have so many ideas

for this space!

You know,

if we move the cabinet --

Ay,ay, lookit!

I don't have all day here.

Just clean the room,

okay?

Remember --

I'll be inspecting your work.

I cannot believe how rude

that woman can be!

This is gonna take

forever.

We're gonna miss

the movie!

Better get started then.

Look.

The sun's at high noon

right now.

That gives us a few hours.

So you're saying clean

this place as quickly

and as sloppily as possible

and get that money?

No, that's not --

[ Chuckles ]

Money.

Yah!

Ah.

[ Sighs ]

Huh?

What are you

looking at, creep?

Whoa.

Hey, Val, check this out.

[ As Maria Teresa ]

Hey, hey. Look at me.

I'm so much better

than you, okay?

That's actually

pretty accurate.

I'm Maria Teresa, okay?

What, you think

I can't get a man?

I'm Maria Teresa!

Ah!

Hey, watch it!

♪♪

Let's finish up so we can

get out of here.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Normal voice ]

Yeah. Okay.

Hey, Victor.

Want to see

my taxidermy collection?

Ugh, no, Charlene.

I gotta focus on cleaning so

I can take your abuela's money

and get out of here.

Oh, okaaaaay.

Phew!

What?

What is this town coming to?

[ Grunting ] Aah!

[ Laughs ]

Hilarious.

-Ay!

-Aah!

Are you two done yet?

You're taking forever.

We just need

a little more time.

Okay.

Well, just don't take all day.

I'm not trying to pay you

by the hour.

Ay!

Stupid stairs!

♪♪

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunts ]

Job well done.

Do you think she'll

notice we just shoved

everything into cabinets

and chests?

Nah.

Come on. Let's get our money

and get out of here.

♪♪

Huh?!

What the what?!

But we -- we just -- how?

I-I-I don't know.

Did it everything just

fall down

when we weren't looking?

Well, let's just put

this stuff away

really quickly again.

Hey, Victor.

Want to see

my taxidermy collection?

No, Charlene.

I already told you.

I gotta focus on cleaning.

Now leave me alone.

Oh, okaaaaay.

♪♪

Phew! Whoa! Huh?

What is this town coming to?

[ Grunting ]

[ Laughs ]

What a ding-dong.

Ay!

Are you two done yet?

You're taking forever.

Sorry. We're really

almost done this time.

Okay, well, just don't

take all day.

I'm not trying to pay you

by the hour.

Ay!

Stupid stairs!

Man, I am getting

déjà vu.

Yeah, I don't know

what that is,

but do you feel kinda like

stuff's happening to us

that's, like,

already happened?

I wish there was

a word for that.

Let's just

get back to work.

♪♪

All done!

Huh?!

Nooooo!

Something weird is

definitely happening!

I-I know we put all the stuff

away this time!

Wait a minute.

The sun is still

at high noon.

We've been here for hours!

It should be setting

by now.

What are you saying?

What if this attic

is cursed

to be stuck in

a weird time loop?

Think about it.

Charlene and Maria Teresa

saying the exact same things

two times.

Oh, yeah.

I saw Don Jalapeno

cleaning my --

I mean someone's

graffiti twice, too.

But why?

I don't know.

But look at all

this spooky stuff!

Maybe we're stuck in time

because of one

of Tez's

magical contraptions.

I don't want to be stuck here

doing chores forever.

Forget the money.

I'm out of here.

Better to cut our losses.

Finally done, huh?

That attic

better be spotless.

You can clean your own

creepy attic, lady!

Ay!

You can't talk to me that way.

Get back here!

-Yeah!

-Whoo-hoo!

-Freedom!

-Freedom!

♪♪

Well, leaving the attic

didn't work.

This must be some

other kind of curse.

Maybe the answer's in

one of these magic books.

[ Coughs ]

Wait a minute, Val.

I just yelled at Maria Teresa

and didn't get in trouble.

Think of all the other things

I can do with no consequences.

Vic, this is serious!

We gotta find a way

to make time normal again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Totally.

Or...

[ Munching ]

[ Crunching ]

Maria Teresa:

Ay, what are you doing?

Those snacks are

for mis nietos!

Okay, now are you gonna

help me figure this out?

Yes!

Or...

[ Munching ]

[ Rumble! ]

I'm just gonna solve

this problem by myself

since you obviously

don't care.

Cool! I still have

some stuff I gotta do.

Hey, Victor.

Want to see my --

Raaaaaah!

[ Gasps ]

The spirit I summoned

is finally here!

Eee-hee!

[ Laughs ]

Val, did you see that?

Darn kids.

Hm?

Hey! What do you

think you're doing?!

Huh?! Get back here!

[ Laughs ]

Ay! Whoa!

Aah!

Ay!

Are you two done yet?

You're taking forever.

[ As Maria Teresa ]

Ay! Are you two done yet?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I hope you don't think

that looks like me.

I hope you don't think

that looks like me.

Stop it, you little brat.

Get out of my house!

No, no.

No, no, no!

Aaaaah!

[ Normal voice ]

Hm, that one.

[ Laughs ] Yes!

Yes! [ Laughs ]

I do.

Aah!

You two done yet?

Hey, Victor.

Are you two done yet?

Ay!

Victor.

Done yet? Done yet?

Done yet?

Aah!

[ Both panting ]

I-I've read every

single book in here.

I think I'm going crazy!

Uh, come on.

It's not that bad.

Ay!

Are you two done yet?

You're taking forever.

Okay, well, just don't

take all day.

I'm not trying to pay you

by the hour.

Watch your step.

Ay!

Stupid stairs!

See, Vic?

Don't you get it?

This could be our lives

forever!

You mean, like,

forever ever?

Yeah! Why do you think I've

been trying so hard to find out

why this is happening?

But if I'm stuck here

forever,

I'm never gonna get to see

"Night of The Noches"!

[ Crying ]

As always, you have

amazing priorities.

[ Scrape! ]

Hey.

Did you hear that?

[ Grunting ]

I think it's coming

from over here.

Hm.

What's this creep up to?

It does have calendrical motifs

and markings...

and it seems to be slowly

rotating clockwise,

like a timer of some sort.

Could this thing

somehow be affecting time?

Val, I know what to do.

I don't know

if that's a good idea!

Let's destroy this creep.

[ Grunts ]

Noooo!

Take that, you creepy

statue thingy.

Huh?

♪♪

Oooon!

[ Speaking backwards ]

Uh, Val? You okay?

[ Speaking backwards ]

V-Val?

Valentino?

Snap out of it.

[ Speaking backwards ]

Come on, man!

This isn't funny!

Say something already!

Get up!

[ Speaking backwards ]

But Maria Teresa, too?

[ Speaking backwards ]

Did he fall outof the water?

Wh-Wh-What's happening?

[ Speaking backwards ]

♪♪

Huh?

Come on, magic timey creep.

I didn't want this.

I don't want to be

in backwards time forever!

I promise I'll be good.

We'll clean up right.

Please fix this,

mighty statute thingy.

Huh?

[ Laughs ]

[ Speaking backwards ]

Whoa!

Now's my chance to stop

this time warp thingy!

-Aah!

-Whoa!

Ow.

Vic, what was that for?

You're not backwards

anymore!

You're back!

I thought we were

stuck forever.

Right.

[ Grunts ]

Well, whatever happened,

we still have to clean

this attic fast

if we want to make it

to the movie.

Actually,

let's take our time

and do a good job

this round.

This round?

I've never seen you

so interested in cleaning.

What can I say?

When I do a job, I do it right.

No, you don't.

You boys better be done by now.

You're --

Oh! Wow!

Ay, maybe you can help

your grandma

clean her dump up sometime.

Okay.

Well, a job is a job.

So here.

Thank you, Maria Teresa.

if you want, we can help you

with your living room next --

Nope.

We're all good here.

Thank you!

Bye!

Last one to the movie

is a huevo podrido!

You're on!

[ Both laughs ]

Ugh. I forgot how creepy

that statue is.

♪♪

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