Original subtitles

[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

Chata: Ooh, this one feels

like his nose.

Val: Yeah, that's his nose,

Grandma.

It fits.

Yay. Yay.

[ Knock on door ]

I'll get it!

[ Grunts ]

No, no, let me!

[ Both grunting ]

Oh, hello, Vince and Valencio.

Is Chata home?

Maria Theresa!

What do I owe the pleasure

of this interruption?

Oh, I just wanted to invite you

to a fiesta for my husband.

Oh, no.

It can't be --

Ah, but it is!

Hola, Chata.

Tez, uh...

It's been

a long time.

Do you still

like...marigolds?

Whoa! Whoa!

Bah!

Back to my armadillos.

Nice slight of hand,

Mr. Tez.

Do my eyes deceive me?

Are you Chata's grandkids?

Yes, I'm Valentino, and this is

my younger half-brother, Victor.

What are you,

some kind of Dracula guy?

You never heard

of my husband, Tez?

He's been traveling around

the globe doing his magic act.

He's super famous.

I knew you were some, like,

crazy magic guy.

So you like magic, huh?

Check this out.

Tell me your most favorite

of animals.

No, no.

Just think it.

Hmm.

Got it?

Ehh.

Tez says...appear!

Check your back pockets.

[ Both gasp ]

No way! No way!

Zombie warthog!

How'd you know?

A Eurasian magpie!

Very impressive.

Did you ask someone beforehand

about our favorite animals

then slip these in our pockets

when we weren't looking?

You don't believe

in magic, huh?

I've seen every season of

"Greatest Illusions Revealed."

It's all

smoke and mirrors.

Yes, well, they call me

the smoking mirror.

But let me tell you --

all of magic is real.

The only ting fake about me

is, um...

[ Clears throat ]

Whoa! Awesome.

How'd you lose it?

Vic, rude!

It's okay, boys.

It was taken from me

by a big crocodile named Guapo.

He was once

a part of my act,

but something

went wrong and Guapo...

Eh.

Aah!

The audience was petrified,

and so was I.

But I played it off

like it was part of the show.

So, I just look at the croc

and I say, "Hey, Guapo,

the saying is 'break a leg,'

not 'bitea leg.'"

[ Laughs ]

That's so awesome.

That really happened?

I want a peg leg now.

Tez, vámonos.

There's way more people

that need to see us together.

Hope to see you there,

Chataaaaa.

I bet you do,

Mariaaaaa.

Boys, I will be performing my

newest act for everyone in town.

I certainly hope

to see you there.

Grandma! Grandma!

Can we go to

Tez's party?

No!

You will not go!

But, Grandma,

Tez says --

Never trust

what Tez says!

It's driving me crazy

trying to figure out

how Tez did those tricks.

I wish we were able to

go to the party

so I can see it again.

Then why don't we

just go?

I don't know, Vic.

Grandma was so adamant

about us not going.

Maybe there's something up

with that Tez guy.

Grandma just doesn't

want us to go

'cause she hates

Maria Theresa.

Also, Tez seems like

the kind of guy

who'd tell us

inappropriate stories.

[ Both laugh ]

Very true.

Okay, I hear you, Vic.

Let's see what this Tez

is all about.

Tez!

Uh, any more tortillas?

Tez says

check your sleeve.

Hey, look at this!

Can you believe?

It won't stop!

Hey! Wasn't I wearing

my watch today?

♪♪

No way.

[ Growls ]

[ Crickets chirping ]

[ Chuckles ]

Welcome, everyone.

I need two volunteers.

Oh! Oh!

Abuelo!

Victor and Valentino.

Aw...

Yes!

Wait, Vic!

Now, for this trick,

I need you boys

to close your eyes,

cross your arms,

and most importantly, trust me.

You got it.

Good.

Tez says, Victor,

fall back.

W-Whoa.

Now Tez says,

Valentino, fall back.

I'm not really a fan

of being off the ground.

Don't you trust me?

Aah! Ah!

This is weird!

I know.

It's awesome, right?

[ Applause ]

-Ooh.

-Wow!

I think I need to rearrange

a few things, hm?

No, no.

Don't rearrange any --

Aah!

Whoa! Whoa!

Huh? Huh?

Aah!

Geez,

it's not that bad.

We do not want their grandma

to worry.

Tez says back to normal.

Whoa! Whoa!

[ Groaning ]

Whew!

Aw, man.

Give them

a round of applause.

Come on! Come on!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Now, be honest, boys.

How was that trick?

Personally,

I found it a bit --

It was the greatest moment

of my entire life!

Victor,

I admire your spark.

You remind me of myself

as a young boy.

Maybe you can be a great

magician like me some day.

You really think so?

I really do.

And, Valentino, I understand

your skepticism of my work.

You are very mature

for your age.

Well, I, uh --

Thanks.

And there is something

special about you boys.

Say, I'm working on something

bigger and more impressive

than any magician

has ever created.

I think the two of you have

what it takes

to assist me

at my workshop.

Yeah!

Let's do it, Val.

Let's do it.

A peek behind

the curtain, huh?

I-I-I guess

it would be okay.

Excelente.

♪♪

This is where I keep all my

magical artifacts

I collected

over the years.

Pretty neat, hm?

Whoa.

I wish my house

was this cool.

Thank you, Victor.

It is amazing, isn't it?

But not as amazing as when that

giant winged serpent

took my leg, huh?

[ Chuckles ]

I thought it was Guapo

the crocodile.

Crocodiles are basically

just giant

winged serpents

with legs, Val.

Try to keep up. Ah.

Wh-What's going on?

I don't trust

this guy.

He keeps changing his story,

and he stole Don's watch.

It's just some magic tricks.

Calm down.

Besides, Grandma's gonna

find out we snuck out.

How dare you,

Valentino.

My sneak-out plan

is fool-proof.

Wow, Valentino.

I am sure enjoying my studies

with you,

and also I do love

our grandma, Chata.

I am lucky to have

such obedient boys.

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

[ Click! ]

The show is

about to begin.

♪ I'm a master of illusion ♪

♪ A prestidigator ♪

♪ But close your eyes, poof ♪

♪ And this cat's gone,

see you later ♪

♪ The truth is not always

what you see ♪

♪ But I can tell you

what is real, boys ♪

♪ Listen to me ♪

♪ Tez says ♪

♪ My word is the only truth ♪

♪ Tez says ♪

♪ You might not believe,

but you'll ♪

♪ Tez says ♪

♪ You'll come around

soon enough ♪

♪ Tez says ♪

♪ Once I've shown you

my stuff ♪

♪ Now repeat it after me,

boys ♪

♪ Tez says ♪

♪ The moon is made of cheese,

boys ♪

♪ Tez says ♪

♪ The snakes control

the government ♪

♪ Tez says ♪

♪ Ain't that hoot and a half ♪

♪ Now, heed my words,

listen to my diction ♪

♪ The truth is often stranger

than fiction ♪

♪ You can't trust them,

and they don't trust you ♪

♪ But believe in me

'cause I believe in you ♪

♪ Tez says ♪

♪ More than a smoking mirror ♪

♪ Tez says ♪

♪ I make the real feel realer ♪

♪ Tez says ♪

♪ I speak and it manifests ♪

♪ Tez says ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm simply the best ♪

♪ Now, you can barely believe

your eyes ♪

♪ These sights, these feats,

they hypnotize ♪

♪ But come now, brothers,

listen to me ♪

♪ 'Cause what Tez says, baby,

is reality ♪

♪ Tez says ♪

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa!

[ Grunts ]

♪ Tez says ♪

♪ Tez says ♪

Oh, hi, Tez.

Man, what a cool place.

You like it, kid?

Why don't you stay here

forever?

Tez says goodnight.

[ Laughing ]

Huh? What?

What are you --

Aah!

Tez: I have big plans

for Monte Macabre,

and I cannot have you boys

getting in my way.

Vic? Vic!

Come on, Vic.

Where are you?

Victor! Victor!

Looking for something,

Valentino?

Aah!

Uh, hey, Tez.

I'm just, uh...

[ Tapping ]

♪♪

I was looking for,

uh...you!

I wanted to ask you

about your magic.

You're so good.

I just can't seem to figure out

how you do it.

You're just so

darn cool, Tez.

Mm.

How'd you make all

that smoke?!

It was cool!

It was pretty cool,

wasn't it?

I suppose I could share

one small secret

with such a smart boy

as yourself.

Behold!

That's really cool.

But how do you make

a lot of smoke?

Not satisfied, eh?

I like a tough crowd.

[ Whispering ]

Okay, he's distracted.

You're gonna have to

trust me.

Do you trust me,

Victor?

Good. 'Cause we're gonna

prank this doofus.

And if you really want

to dazzle your audience --

[ Yawning ]

Sorry about that.

Do you have any tricks

that are less boring?

How dare you!

I am more powerful than you

can comprehend, boy!

I will not stand here

and be disrespected!

Try me.

[ Blast! ]

What?!

Aah!

Aah!

Whoa!

I'm free! Ah!

Not yet!

Let's go!

Get back here!

I will not be had by

some stinking kids!

Ooh! Ooh!

[ Growling ]

Stop!

Let go of me!

Aah! Hey!

Aah!

[ Grunting ]

Aaaaah!

[ Both panting ]

You boys have some

'splaining to do.

♪♪

[ Both laughing ]