Original subtitles

[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

Ay.

I'm here.

Hi, Maria Teresa.

So nice of you to show up

to your own makeup party.

Don't you know it?

Now let's get some makeup

on you.

You know you need it.

What did you say?

[ Both yelling ]

Come on, Val, keep up.

Incoming.

[ Both panting ]

We're getting destroyed

out there.

We need to find some way

to hide, a way to blend in.

Whoa.

What is going on

in here?

A soothing,

microbiome mask

featuring a glycolic acid

exfoliant from the looks of it.

No, Val.

Talking about grandma.

Her face, it's gone.

Hang on a minute.

It's okay, Val.

Grandma still has her face.

I think we just found

our camouflage.

[ Laughs ]

Dang. All out.

Nothing here either.

Maybe there's

some more here.

[ Gasps ] Score.

[ Laughs ]

They'll never see us coming.

Keep it down.

I am.

Hm?

Rub it in good, Val.

Ptooey!

What's going --

You shouldn't be messing

with things that aren't yours.

Camouflage doesn't seem

to be working.

You little -- ay!

Whoa!

[ All yelling ]

[ Snoring ]

Aah!

Ay! Who got all up

in my stuff?

Someone took

my anti-aging cream?

You thought you could get away

from Don Jalapeno, eh?

Well, I'm telling your grandma,

and when she finds --

Hey, hey!

What kind of -- Huh?

[ Gasps ]

You're a baby, Val.

So are you.

Oh, no.

Pbbht.

What the heck happened?

I guess we stole some kind of

magical cream from Maria Teresa?

Then let's go back

and make her fix this mess.

Uh, Vic, I don't think

it's gonna be that easy.

Why is it so far?

I don't know.

[ All crying ]

Señora, we need to get back

to my grandma's house.

This may sound weird --

[ Babbling ]

[ Both babbling ]

How you babies get out here?

[ Sniffs ]

Ugh.

[ Babbling ]

[ Babbling ]

So, where are we anyway?

[ Babies babbling ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Harmonica plays ]

[ Pop! ]

I-I think we're in some kind

of baby prison.

What?

I'm too young to go to jail.

I can't have a record.

Keep it together, Val.

We've got to find a way

to get out of here.

Any ideas, Don?

Ugh.

[ Snoring ]

Val, wake up.

Come on.

Stay focused.

What?

Okay, I'm awake.

Let's see.

The front door is locked,

and I don't see any...

[ Snoring ]

Val, come on.

Aah!

I hate this sleepy baby brain.

Well, from what I can see,

our only way is

that open window.

Come on, Val.

Keep up.

[ Whimpers ]

Val, I got baby legs.

[ Sniffing ]

What's that smell?

[ Chewing ]

Chocolate? Chocolate?

[ Chewing ]

Cacao, C-Cacao,

Cacao, Cacao!

[ Chomp! ]

This is Cacao's chocolate.

You don't ever mess

with Cacao's chocolate.

You got that?

Cacao?

You can talk?

Well, I ain't rappin', am I?

Of course I can talk.

Can you believe

this little baby?

He's usually all like, "Cacao,

Cacao, Cacao, Cacao, Cacao."

[ Laughter ]

Listen here. Cacao runs

things here at Bebe Bay.

You don't just come crawlin'

all up on Cacao's turf,

eatin' Cacao's chocolate.

You got that?

Y-Y-Yes. Y-Y-Yes.

You babies gonna

learn today.

Check this out.

[ Crying ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Crying continues ]

¿Que es lo que esta

pasando aquí?

How did you get

in the snack cabinet?

Ay, yi, yi.

Come with me.

Great, now it's gotten

even harder to break free.

Welcome to the big house.

You're gonna be here

a long time, boys.

[ Giggling ]

No, no, no,

no, no, no, no.

It's almost nap time.

Nyeh! Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh.

We got to get out of here,

Val.

Valentino:

Okay, this is where we are,

and Señora Gonzalez

is right here.

So, if we can manage

to sneak past Cacao

and his group

during nap time...

Yeah, yeah, great.

Then what?

Val?

[ Snoring ]

Val.

Aah! What's going on?

Where am I?

Talking about the plan

during nap time.

Right, nap time.

[ Snoring ]

♪♪

Val, it's time.

Right, right.

♪♪

[ Both shouting ]

[ All groan ]

♪♪

Come on, Don.

[ Babbles ]

Don?

Chocolate?

Don, no! Don, no!

Both:

[ Whispering ] Don.

[ Babbling ]

Don, quiet.

You're trying to

get us caught?

Here, Don.

Vic, what

are you doing?

[ Straining ]

♪♪

[ Babbles ]

Come on, Don.

♪♪

Huh?

[ Growls ]

♪♪

Come on, guys,

piece of cake.

♪♪

[ Squeaks ]

Yah!

[ Whimpers ]

[ Straining ]

We made it!

[ Babbles ]

We did it, Val.

Val?

[ Snoring ]

Wake up.

[ Grunts ]

[ Screams ]

It's all right.

I got you.

[ Both straining ]

[ Panting ]

Got some huge guts

stealin' from Cacao again.

Hey, we didn't take nothing,

okay?

[ Babbles and slurps ]

Mmm.

Oh, yeah, that.

Uh, sorry?

Sorry time is over,

turkeys.

Cacao, wait!

[ Victor and Valentino yelling ]

Huh?

We're never getting

out of here.

[ Crying ]

Dry those tears, Val,

and follow me.

[ Babies crying ]

[ Straining ]

What's going on here?

[ Gasps ]

[ Engine starts ]

[ Engine revs, tires screech ]

Great idea, Vic,

but where are we going?

Just jump through

the window.

What? At this speed,

we'll never make it.

That's what

turbo mode is for.

♪♪

[ Both shouting ]

Whoo-hoo, next stop,

Grandma's house.

Huh?

What the heck?

Y'all goin' too far stealin'

Cacao's whole bag of chocolate.

Whole bag?

What's the talking about?

[ Gasps ]

Don, give it back.

[ Gasps ]

He's closing in.

Val, wake up.

[ Screams ]

[ Tires squealing ]

[ All yelling ]

♪♪

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ All straining ]

[ Tires squealing ]

♪♪

[ Babies crying ]

[ Laughing ]

Take that, babies.

[ Engine revs ]

You got two choices.

You either hand

over the chocolate,

or you crash into

Mr. Rodriguez's car.

[ All shouting ]

Hit the brakes.

They're not working.

Don,

just give him the bag.

Mnh-mnh.

Look, Don,

chocolate tree.

Oh, you did it now.

Ch-Ch-Choco.

Chocolate!

What are you doing,

turkey?

[ Slurping ]

Ew.

Turn, Val.

Get your hands off.

Let me go, fool!

No!

Aah!

♪♪

Ah, ah, ah, no chocolate

for a month, diablios.

Cacao.

Like taking candy

from babies.

Both:

Wait, wait, Maria Teresa.

Well,

what do we have here?

Could you be the little

traviesos

who stole my secret

anti-aging cream?

You too, Don Jalapeno?

Whee.

It looks like it works

pretty good, huh?

You know,

Chata was expecting me

to use the anti-aging cream

on her today,

but instead I gave her

whatever I had left.

I should just let you stay

babies, like how you are.

[ Crying ]

All right. All right.

Lucky for you

I just happen to have

my secret rapid

age-acceleration cream.

It's the only thing

I have left.

[ All groaning ]

Now rub it in

real good.

It worked wonders

for your grandma.

[ Giggling ]

Victor and Valentino: We're

back, Grandma. Did you miss us?

[ All gasping ]

Grandma?

How do I look, niños?

Aah! Really great.

Great, Grandma.

♪♪

[ Both laughing ]