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[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

Hmm.

I'd like a...

paleta de...

uhhhhhh...

Tamarindo paleta,

please!

Hey, no cutting in line!

[ Two notes playing ]

Gimme a tamarindo paleta,

the favorite flavor

for your favorite customer.

One tamarindo paleta

coming right up.

Thank you!

Hey, what about mine?

Sorry, that was

the last tamarindo.

All we have left

is licorice.

What the crud?

Licorice is the worst.

Why didn't you give me

the tamarindo?

Because Valentino

is my favorite...

and I don't like you.

-Gimme that paleta!

-Aah!

[ Both grunt ]

[ Straining ]

Don't you dare!

Hola, chamacos!

-Oh, wow!

-What's that?

Sal, is that you?

No!

It's me -- Sal!

I'm about to go

on a journey.

A journey?

Ooh, I wanna go!

-Oh! Me, too!

-Sure!

I'm gonna check out

the Nazca Lines.

The "Nalga" Lines?

No, no.

The NazcaLines.

I'm gonna paint

a beautiful painting of them.

Hop on in, boys!

[ Grunting ]

So, how does

this thing fly, anyway?

Excellent question,

little buddy.

The burner's what gives

the balloon its lift.

You just spark it up.

Whoa.

Oh, so cool.

And you're off, man!

I love fire.

Lemme try.

I'd like to try, too.

Sorry, boys, but lighting

the burner is a captain's job.

But maybe on the way back,

I'll let one of you try it.

Together: Which one of us

will get to do it?!

I don't know,

little buddies.

Being captain requires

some serious know-how

and attention

to detail.

You hear that, Victor?

I'm going to be the captain

'cause I know

more than you.

Psh. No way.

He'll pick me

'cause he likes me the best.

I'm definitely

Sal's favorite.

Wanna bet?

You're on.

Loser buys

the captain a paleta.

[ Growling ]

♪♪

Hey, Sal, look how far

my spit can go.

[ Hocking ] Pa-tooey!

Did you see that, Sal?

Now am I your favorite?

Would you care

for some horchata, Sal,

handcrafted by

your favorite niño?

Don't mind if I do.

Oh, look.

There they are.

Together: Whoa!

The Nazca Lines!

♪♪

-Ahh!

-Wow!

[ Strains ]

[ Phews ]

That should do it.

Now for some

plein air painting.

These "Nalga" Lines

are pretty cool.

They've probably been here

forever, like,

five years or something.

The NazcaLines are actually

much older than that,

likely predating the Inca.

They were first mentioned

in literature

by Pedro Cieza de León

in 1553.

Very nice, Valentino.

That's captain-level

knowledge right there.

According to the experts,

anything the ancients would draw

down there would come true.

Oh, really?

Aaanything?

That's what they say.

Victor is not as knowledgeable

as me.

You'll have to excuse

my brother.

That's right.

I need to be excused.

[ Grunts ]

Be careful down there!

Vicious alpacas

roam these plains!

[ Grumbling ]

Val thinks he's so smart.

I'll show him smart.

[ Straining ]

[ Grunting ]

And some finishing touches.

[ Chuckles ]

Sal, you really have done

a beautiful job

capturing the striations

in the sand and rock formations.

It's incredibly clear,

but without

losing its expressiveness.

Victor:

Valentino, my good man,

please desist

with that prattle.

Whoa!

Ahem.

It's clear that Sal wants

an informed critique,

not the unschooled ravings

of a rank amateur.

Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm,

hmm, hmm, hmm.

Yes. I see it.

Bravo.

I must say, Sal, your unfettered

embrace of impressionism

is inspired and rivaled

only by your childlike

sense of whimsy.

Oh, thanks,

little buddy.

That's exactly what

I was going for.

Your implementation

of chiaroscuro

is reminiscent of Tintoretto

at his finest.

[ Smooches ]

Look who's Mr. Big-Brain

all of a sudden.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Two can play this game.

[ Dramatic music increases ]

You truly have done

a fine job

capturing the essence

of the light.

It reminds me

of the Dutch masters,

but with a more vibrant pal--

What?

You're on a roll, niño.

Go on.

[ Straining ]

Quit monkeying around,

Victor.

[ Hooting ]

Enlighten us.

[ Hooting continues ]

Aw, man.

My cobalt blue.

Perfect color for the sky.

Wow, Victor. You're really

going bananas --

not exactly the behavior

becoming of a captain.

-You are acting a little wild.

-[ Hooting ]

[ Chittering ]

Bathroom break again?

Watch out for those alpacas.

They're a lot fiercer

than they look.

[ Hooting ]

[ Laughing ]

Hey, Sal, do you think I could

try on the captain's hat?

I'd like to get

a feel for it

before I'm actually called on

for captain duty.

Sure thing!

[ Clattering ]

This means so much to me.

I'm getting emotional.

[ Crying ]

Oh, Valentino, don't be such

a big crybaby about it.

[ Wailing ]

Huh?

Oh, no!

[ Wailing continues ]

You messed with the lines,

chamacos.

That's totally not chill!

That's, like,

the opposite of chill!

Wow, I've never seen Sal raise

his voice like that before.

[ Wailing continues ]

Oh, no!

We're going down!

[ Screaming ]

♪♪

[ Wailing continues ]

Oh, no -- the alpacas!

I don't know, Sal.

They don't look

that dangerous to me.

They actually look kinda cute.

[ Growling ]

Now you've done it!

Quick! Fix Val!

I'll work on the balloon

before those alpacas get us!

-[ Screaming ]

-[ Grumbling indistinctly ]

Lame-o baby Val.

[ Grunting ]

Ew.

[ Screaming continues ]

[ Panting, screaming ]

[ Hocks ]

Ew!

[ Growling ]

Now, can't we talk this over

like civilized camelids?

[ Alpacas grumbling, growling ]

[ Hisses ]

[ Hissing continues ]

Are you thinking

what I'm thinking?

I think so.

[ Growling ]

Uh, boys,

I don't mean to sound un-chill,

but I could really use

your help right about now!

[ Growling ]

Just sit tight, Sal!

We're on it!

We'll need a big-ole snake,

three heads with scary eyes,

one leg with sword toes,

and wings.

It's gotta have wings,

Val.

[ Rumbling ]

[ Roaring ]

[ Growling ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Roaring ]

[ Stomping ]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Wind whistles ]

-Whoo! Yeah, alright!

-We did it! Whoo!

Way to go, boys!

[ Growling ]

[ Roaring ]

[ Screaming ]

Aaaaahhh!

[ Shouts ]

Great, Vic.

You had to give him wings.

[ Roaring ]

[ Screaming ]

Sorry, boys, but you know

what you gotta do.

Erase the lines

to destroy the monster?

Uh, I was gonna say adopt it

and give it a decent home,

but that works better.

[ Screaming ]

Can't miss any lines,

Victor!

I know! I know!

I'm gonna miss you,

snakey guy.

[ Roaring ]

[ Whimpering ]

Hurry, chamacos!

[ Roaring ]

[ Straining ]

[ Roaring ]

Good job, little dudes.

Heh.

I told you those alpacas

were something else.

We're sorry for causing

so much trouble.

Yeah. We both just wanted

to be your favorite.

Chamacos!

You bothare my favorite.

And I proclaim you

both co-captains.

Nice.

[ Muffled ] A perfect fit.

Hey, why do you get

to wear it first?

'Cause I'mhis favorite.

Don't think you're gonna get

a paleta out of this!

♪♪

[ Laughing ]

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