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[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

Niños, it's time

to clean up.

We have a guest

coming over.

A house guest?

But that totally

messes up my plans.

I was gonna alphabetize my short

story anthologies by editor.

[ Slurps ]

Yeah, this totally wrecks

my plans

to do absolutely

nothing today.

Plus, what if this guest

is messy?

I'm not living

with a pig.

Sometimes you need

to adjust your plans,

and make the best

of what life sends your way.

[ Knock at door ]

That's our guest now.

Hola, Chata.

Thanks again for

letting me stay here.

I appreciate

the hospitality.

Don't even

mention it.

I'm sorry to hear

you lost your house,

and you can stay with us

as long as it takes.

[ Both grunt ]

Sal! Sal!

I've always wanted

to ask --

Can I try on

your feather headband?

No can do,

little buddy.

I can't have you messing with

ol' Sal's special headband.

That'd be

super un-chill.

But I'll

tell you what --

maybe you can find

something cool in my bag.

Mi bolsa es tu bolsa,

compadritos.

Why is it so heavy?

I find it keeps me grounded.

You know what I mean?

So, how'd you lose

your house, anyway?

That, little chamaco,

is a tale full of woe.

It all started on a beautiful,

breezy day on the chinampa.

The chi-wha-wha?

Chi-nam-pa --

an ancient system of canals

and manmade islands.

Anyhoo...

[ Yawns ]

Good morning, House.

What a beautiful day.

Bright skies,

a friendly wind.

Ahh, it's the kind of day

that makes you

just want to go out

and do something

without telling no one.

Isn't that right,

House?

House?

House?!

And then

I was like, "Whoooa."

So that's why

we will be hosting Sal

until his chinampa

insurance kicks in.

Oh, that's

no problem.

The couch is super-comfy

to sleep on.

That's nonsense.

Sal's a guest, and he'll be

sleeping in Val's bed.

Val will share a bed

with Victor.

But, Abuela -- But, Abuela --

Don't you

"but Abuela" me!!

Yes, Abuela. Yes, Abuela.

Don't worry,

little buddies.

I won't be

any trouble at all.

I'm a chill guy.

I just go with the flow.

[ Sizzling ]

Ugh! Ugh!

Oh, man,

crack a window.

[ Wind gusting ]

[ Snoring ]

Uh... Uh...

[ Gasps ]

My comics!

♪♪

I'll show you

"go with the flow."

Val: "Whispers in the Cenote"

by Franco.

All right.

That takes care of the "F's."

If Sal's nap holds,

I'll be able to alphabetize

the whole collection.

What a productive day!

[ Yawns ]

What a nap.

Say, little buddy,

what you got there?

Books?

I love books!

"Whispers

in the Cenote"?

Sounds pretty chill.

Can I borrow it?

Uh, sorry, Sal,

but I need that

to complete

my alphabetization project.

Valentino, we share

with our guests in this house.

Fine.

Thanks, little buddy.

[ Whistling ]

[ Wind gusting ]

Aah!

[ Grumbles ]

[ Wind gusting ]

[ Snoring loudly ]

Victor, can you sleep?

No.

He took my bed, but

he's not even sleeping on it.

I won't get any shut-eye,

and by morning I won't know

my "T's" from my "G's."

And who can alphabetize

like that?!

You can't do

your boring stuff,

and I can't do

absolutely nothing.

Sal's got to go.

Well, we can't just

throw him out.

No. But there are things we can

do to make him want to leave.

Yes. If Sal wants to leave,

who are we to stop him?

[ Both chuckle ]

[ Chuckles ]

Wait for it.

Huh? Aah!

Hey, little ones.

Is that you, Consuela?

[ Chuckles ]

Long time, no see.

How are the kids?

Hey, boys, come meet

my Ant Consuela.

She's like an aunt to me,

but, like, still an ant.

Whaaat?

I can't believe he stayed up

all night talking to those ants.

Who'd have guessed

he was related to them?

Ugh, he's

so weirdly chill.

Niños,

are you eating

without offering a meal

to our guest?

Valentino,

be a good host

and prepare some breakfast

for Sal.

Yes, Abuela.

Gracias, Valentino.

Oh, Valentino, this is

our chance to get rid of Sal.

I don't see how cooking

a delicious meal

is going to

get rid of him.

But what if

it wasn't delicious?

I mean, you know what

tastes good together,

which means you also know what

doesn't taste good together.

Make a terrible meal

on purpose?

But that feels

so wrong.

Fine.

If you don't mind

sharing a room with two guys

that don't shower.

Ugh.

I will cook

the bad meal.

♪♪

Whoa.

♪♪

[ Splat! ]

[ Sniffs ]

It's perfect.

♪♪

[ Munching ]

Ugh!

[ Gasps, coughs ]

Oh, no, Victor,

what have we done?!

We?! You fed him

that foul mess!

Quick -- Let's stash the body

out in the corn patch.

[ Gasps,

breathing heavily ]

Aye!

Those huevos have kick!

[ Slurping ] Keep up this

[slurp] cooking,

and I'll [slurp]

never leave!

[ Slurp ]

[ Wind gusting ]

Great, Sal's

never gonna leave.

What is with this guy?

He's such a nuisance!

A nuisance, huh?

Sounds like you boys are dealing

with a pesky customer.

Yeah, we've got a real pest

on our hands here,

if you know

what I mean.

One that won't leave,

if you know what I mean.

Sounds like

a major drag.

You know something, boys,

sometimes in my travels,

I come across a rascal

that just rubs me the wrong way.

And you know what I do?

Wait till he goes

on vacation

and put a rotten fish

in his underwear drawer?

[ Laughs ]

Nah, little buddy.

When someone

gets under my skin,

I just chill out

and go with the flow.

You catch my draft?

[ Wind gusts ]

Speaking of

rotten fish...

Whew! I'm past due for

my monthly bath.

Can you show me

where the tub is?

Uh, I'm afraid it's out

of order. Sorry.

That's no problem.

I'll just wash up in

the fountain in the living room.

Maybe Sal's right.

Maybe we should just relax

and go with the flow.

What? And smell his stinky feet

for the rest of our lives?

Forget it!

It would be nice

to have my bed back.

Maybe if

his precious headband

accidentally

blew out the window,

Sal would have to leave

to go look for it.

[ Chuckles ]

Look at me, Valentino.

I'm Sal.

Go with the flow,

chicos.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Wind gusting ]

Whoa! Whoa!

Ow.

How did you do that?

Ugh. I don't know.

I just -- Whoa!

Valentino, help!

I got you!

[ Both shouting ]

♪ Ay, yi, yi, yi ♪

[ Gargling ]

[ Whistling ]

Oh, no! My headband!

[ Val and Vic shouting ]

So not chill, chiquillos.

How do you stop

this thing?!

[ Both grunting ]

Get this off me!

Stupid clothes.

Victor, give me

that headband.

You don't know anything

about aerodynamics.

Get off me, fool!

Aha!

Huh? Huh?

[ Clanging, bells tolling ]

Stupid bells! Stupid bells!

And you call me

a bad pilot?

[ Straining ]

It's basic physics.

[ Ducks quacking ]

[ Both coughing ]

Stupid birds.

Stupid headband.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Aah! Aah!

♪♪

I can't breathe.

I'm sorry, Victor.

You were an okay

brother to me...sometimes.

Hey, little dudes.

Sal, save us.

Sal, what do we do?

You just got to

go with the flow.

Just lean into

the air current.

Feel the clouds

between your toes.

Lean into

the current? Okay.

Aah! Aah!

Just sway with the wind now,

chamacos.

Feel the flow!

Left then right.

Together: Feel the flow.

Left, right, left, right.

We're doing it!

[ Laughs ]

That's it!

Excellent.

♪♪

[ Both laughing ]

Wow. You can see everything

from up here.

There's Grandma's stand.

And Don Jalapeño.

And Sal's house.

And Don Jalapeño again.

Hold on a second.

Victor, you did it!

You found Sal's house.

Uh, I did?

I mean,

of course I did.

No way.

Mi casita!

Aw, House.

I'm so glad we found

each other again.

Ugh!

I love you,

too, House.

Thanks again for your

wonderful hospitality, Chata.

It really means

a lot to me.

It was

no problem, Sal.

You're always

welcome here.

Isn't that right,

mis niños?

No, wait, Sal!

don't go!

Are you sure

you can't stay longer?

[ Laughs ]

Sorry, chamacos.

I'm sure we'll get to hang out

again soon enough.

But for now,

I got to get back to House

before she

sets sail again.

And, remember --

Just go with the flow!

♪♪

♪♪

[ Both laughing ]

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