Original subtitles

[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

How was work today,

niños?

We made a lot of money today,

Grandma.

Oh, good,

because today is payday.

What? What?

Wow, you boys made

a mountain of cash today.

Both: Money, money, money,

money, money...

And here is your share

of the profit.

Don't spend it all

in one place.

Bye, niños!

♪♪

That's all you got?

Okay, high rollers.

It's either the plastic

spider ring or the sticky hand.

But I wanted

the telescope.

Yeah, and I wanted

the squirt blaster.

Aw, you wanted those?

Then why didn't you bring

more money?

Grandma,

I'll never be able

to buy my telescope

with our earnings.

Or my squirt gun.

The only thing I could get

was this spider ring.

Ah!

This is an outrage!

[ Grunts ]

We need more money,

Grandma.

We need the money.

We're busting our humps

out there,

and we're making peanuts.

Silencio!

You kids

are selling my recipes.

If you were selling

your recipes,

that would be

a different story.

[ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]

So if we sell

our own recipe,

we get to keep

all the profits?

Hmm, that would bring

more customers to the stand.

Deal.

You boys can keep the profits

from all your sales.

Yeah!

Thanks, Grandma.

We can do this,

Victor.

[ Groaning ]

Are you ready for the best

churro you will ever taste?

My secret is just

a pinch of alarm pepper.

Ugh,

spicy churros?

[ Churro crunches ]

Mmm,

genius idea.

Glad I thought

of it.

Now let's sell

some churros.

[ Groans ]

♪♪

Miguelito, one spicy-sweet

churro, my friend.

Thanks, Victor.

[ Churro crunches ]

Ah.

♪♪

[ Churro crunches ]

Wow!

Mmm-mmm.

Thank you for your business,

dear customer.

This is amazing!

I can finally

chart out the stars

like the great Guillermo Chata

before me.

One man,

one mission,

one squirt gun.

[ Grunts ]

[ Both laugh ]

[ Both gasp ]

Whoa, is that

the Squirt Blaster 5000?

And the Stargazer Deluxe?

Val,

we need these upgrades.

Then we'll need to sell

more churros.

[ Sighs ]

We're not selling

anything today.

Mmm, so scrumptious!

These jokers took

all our customers.

♪♪

[ Both laugh ]

[ Cash register dings ]

Man, everyone is getting in

on the churro trend.

I know, right?

That was our thing.

There goes my dreams of owning

the Stargazer Deluxe.

[ Sighs ]

I guess the discovery

of Val's Comet

will have to wait

another day.

Hmm, hold on, hold on,

hold on, hold on,

hold on,

hold on, Val.

Hear me out.

What if we thinned out

the competition?

We just pull a couple

of teeny-tiny little pranks

that drive

customers our way.

Tomorrow, they go back

to selling their churros

like nothing

ever happened.

We're in. We're out.

We're done.

What do you say?

I -- I don't know,

Vic.

What happened

to Val's Comet, hmm?

The scientific community

is counting on me.

Okay, I'm in.

A little dust of sugar,

a letter-pressed

rice-paper wrap,

and this churro

gets an A-plus.

Here you go,

Miguelito.

[ Chuckles ]

Next.

Uh, excuse me.

I -- L-Let me in.

Hi, Rosita.

I want

your best churro.

Oh, you want

the classic A-plus.

No, maybe I should get

a cinnamon one,

or maybe lemon.

Do you have

a lemon-flavored churro?

That sounds very sour.

Bye-bye sugary sugar

and hello salty salt.

Maybe I could drop

just a dab of lemon juice.

That wouldn't be

too sour.

Actually, nevermind.

I'm not hungry anymore.

One A-plus churro,

please.

Sure.

Just a little dust of sugar,

and here it is.

Thanks, Rosita.

Next.

Oh, ugh!

F-minus.

But...

[ Chatter ]

Child:

So gross.

[ Chuckles ]

Both: Two churros

are better than one.

Isn't that right,

Reynalda?

Yeah, that's right,

Reynaldo.

[ Laughter ]

[ Both laugh ]

Ow!

Biting ants.

Get the venom out.

Okay.

[ Slurps ]

[ Screaming ]

♪♪

Sweet!

I bet

I can squirt people

from across the plaza

with this thing.

I can't wait to see

Jupiter's moons with this.

Ana: Wow, you guys are

such big spenders.

You should join

the VIP club.

Listen, I don't appreciate

your sarcasm, lady.

We came here

with our hard-earned cash

to buy some stuff,

and --

No, literally.

The VIP section

is right there.

Oh, my mistake.

Whoa! Whoa!

The Super Aquacito 5000.

The Telescop-itan with

laser sights and night vision!

We got to be VIPs.

Sure,

we can do that.

It's going to

cost you.

[ Cash register dings ]

We need more money.

We need more money.

♪♪

Ah, are these

for someone special?

[ Chuckling ]

Oh, yeah, me.

Victor:

Nobody move.

This is

a health inspection.

We just had one

last week.

Yeah,

that's why we're here,

lots of red flags

and stuff.

We're going to have to

close up shop

for the rest

of the day.

The whole day?

That's right.

It's a matter of life and death,

lady.

She's also

going to need a refund.

She may already be a goner

as it is,

but we can only hope

for the best.

Here's a copy

of your report.

Ah.

Guess I'll get my churro

somewhere else.

We'll be keeping

an eye on you.

♪♪

Listen up, everyone.

Lupe's cucaracha-infested

excuse of a bakery

is closed

for the rest of the day.

I hear you can find

some excellent churros

at Chata's Cart,

though!

Huh?

♪♪

Oh, they want to play

with the fryer.

They're going to get burned.

♪♪

♪♪

♪ My churros are the ticket ♪

♪ All sales are final,

no returns ♪

♪ Buying toys and having fun ♪

♪ Because we're the coolest ♪

[ Singing in Spanish ]

♪♪

Scrah!

Hey, Vic, um, do you think

we overdid it with the toys?

No way, Val.

We deserve this.

First,

we got the biz-naz...

Hot!

...then we got the money.

Churro!

And now we get

to have the toys.

Scrah!

The world is ours,

Val.

Scrah, scrah, scrah!

Ours!

Niño, what's all that splashing

and squawking?

Nothing, Abuela. We're just

playing with our toys.

We love you.

Bye.

Get this stupid drone

to stop bothering me.

Aah!

What's that?

♪♪

Is that a wheel

from Grandma's cart?

Lupe?

What's going on here?

It's been fried and coated

in churro dust.

And that's

a bad thing?

It's an old

churro makers' code.

It means Lupe is holding

Grandma's cart hostage!

♪♪

Something seems off

about this.

I-It's too easy.

What if it's a trap?

Maybe we should leave.

You're just

being paranoid, Val.

We'll just ask Lupe nicely,

and she'll give it back.

Trust me.

Aah! Aah!

Well, well, well.

You boys

have been busy, eh?

Making churros,

living large,

and causing trouble

for me and my friends?

[ Grunts ]

[ Both grunt ]

But while you were off

playing with your little toys,

you forgot something

very importante --

My friends and I

also like to make churros,

live large,

and cause trouble,

so let's start cooking.

[ Whirring ]

♪♪

Nyah!

Ugh!

♪♪

Get the remote!

Valentino, go left!

I'll go right.

What happened

to asking nicely?

Ugh, got it!

I estimate your odds

of keeping that remote

are approximately

37 to one.

Go away, Rosita.

[ Grunts ]

Aah!

Did you just throw

churro dust in my eyes?

Sugar and spice

and everything nice.

[ Panting ] Aah!

Aah! Aah!

[ Grunting ]

[ Laughs ]

Oh!

[ Panting ]

[ Grunting ]

Aah!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

I told you

everything would be fine, Val.

Victor, look out!

Say what?

Aah!

After all

you two did to us,

you had this coming.

Do your worst.

Both: Aah!

Please, stop!

Please don't do anything

to Grandma's cart.

We'll do anything,

please!

Anything?

[ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]

S-So, what do

you want from us?

Two things -- First,

I want your churro recipe

in exchange

for a royalty payment,

and second,

I want you to promise

you'll never sell churros

in Monte Macabre again.

Royalty payment?

[ Chuckles ]

Don't spend it all

in one place.

This feels

eerily familiar.

And you can have

your cart back, too.

Well, at least we didn't

have to sell our toys

to repair the cart.

What's this button do,

anyway?

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

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