Original subtitles

[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

Did you do it?

Of course I did, Valentino.

What do you take me for,

an armature?

[ Squeals ]

I know I should be way more

mature about this,

but pranking Don Jalapeño

is so fun!

Yeah. He gets so worked up

over the tiniest things.

[ As Don Jalapeño ]

I know you boys are squeaking

your shoes on purpose.

Out of my store!

[ Both laugh ]

Or what about when

he gets so worked up,

that sick vein bulges

out of his forehead?

[ Normal voice ]

That is when you know

you've pulled a top-notch prank.

Speaking of which...

Both:

Di da li da de.

[ Both laugh ]

[ Mumbling ]

Yes, we should

bookmark this for later.

[ Slurps ]

[ Spits ]

Aye!

Salty coffee!

[ Both laughing ]

Oh, man,

that was so good,

but that vein didn't bulge

out of his forehead.

You just

leave that to me.

Both: Di da li da de.

-Hey, Xochi.

-Hey, guys.

Vic:

What happened, Don?

Spill coffee

on your scrapbook?

It's not a scrapbook.

This is serious stuff.

I'm creating a Codex

for Monte Macabro

to document all the strange

things that go on here.

For example...

Ah, yes, the bookmark.

These, the Tzitzimime.

The star beings.

My theory is that these

creatures come down from the sky

and influence us

to do strange things.

Oh, yeah? How?

I don't know...

yet.

Watch and learn.

Don:

I don't know why, how.

Boy, I wonder what

other strange things

are happening

around Monte Macabre.

Ah, mind reading more

from your little book,

Donny J?

[ Both laughing ]

Stop all this

giggling!

You think my book

is a joke?!

And you boys call me

Don Jalapeño!

Now, until you can show

some respect, out of my store!

[ Both laugh ]

[ Crack! ]

Ah! Mi ciatica!

[ Both laughing ]

Val: Oh, man.

Watch, Vic.

What?

W-What's he doing?

The book, Don.

Look at the book.

Yes.

There it is.

He's got it.

You can do it, Don.

The bookmark.

No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No.

No! That was

the ultimate Don prank.

Wow, Val, all that setup

and no payoff.

Now watch how a real

pranktologist does it.

♪♪

Ready, Val?

Now!

Hey, watch it.

[ Both gasp ]

♪♪

Uh, can I help you, sir?

That was strange.

Back for

another prank?

No.

Yeah.

Nice.

I remember pranking my dad

when I was your age.

Good to see the next generation

keeping up the tradition,

but don't mess with my plants

or this sunlamp.

These rare beauties only grow

under 24/7 sunlight.

No problem.

Absolutely, Xochi.

Happy pranking.

He keeps all the rotten food

back here.

[ Sniffs ] Ugh!

Old pies.

Perfect.

Hey, Don.

Sky pies!

Sky pie?

Ay! Ay! Ay!

Ay! Huh?

Boys, what is this?

[ Chuckles ] Keep your eye

on the forehead region

for some major bulging.

[ Laughs ]

This -- This -- This --

This feels so good

on my skin.

Oh, thank you, boys.

Huh?

What?

He's thanking us

for pranking him?

Hmm.

Methinks Donny J

wants to play hardball.

One can of beans...

into the tool section.

This will blow Don's

rigorous sense of organization

to smithereens.

Oh, Don!

[ Both laughing ]

Oh, hello, boys.

Here I am

in the tool section,

where only tools

are supposed to be

and nothing else but tools,

and really, I'm wondering

what this tool is for.

What do you say, Don?

[ Giggling ]

[ Stifled laughter ]

I will use this tool.

What a fine tool.

It has sharpened my insides

quite nicely.

Now I shall put this back

where it belongs,

in the tools section.

What's gotten into Don?

With these pranks,

he should be going ballistic.

Ballistic?

That's it, Val.

[ Heavy metal music plays ]

The sick riffs of Ballistica

will shake him to his core.

Watch.

What?

Ooh.

I like it!

Whoo!

♪♪

What the...

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Ahh.

Make it stop, Vic.

[ Music stops ]

[ Grunts ]

Your wavelength choices

were most excellent.

Boys? I'm looking

for something.

Don is really starting

to weird me out.

He's so limber,

and what is he looking for?

I don't know, Val,

but I know a classic prank

that will make finding anything

a living nightmare.

Both: Di da li da de.

Ha!

♪♪

[ Laughing ]

Ah!

Yah!

This is the best prank yet.

It's the cultivation

of my life's work.

Don: Ay, how beautiful.

I really like this one.

What?

Huh?!

Can't seem to find

my book of research.

Could it be underneath

the wrappings?

He doesn't remember

locking it up earlier?

Hey, Don, what do you say

we help ourselves

to all the cash

in your register?

Sure,

anything for you boys.

What? What?

All right.

[ Cash register bell dings ]

Victor!

What? He said sure.

Now that I've helped you,

it's time to help me.

Where is my research?

Uh -- Uh, i-it's

in the back room.

Thank you, boys.

What'd I miss?

Come on.

It must be here

somewhere.

Boys, don't do this.

Why is he acting

so strange?

Wait a minute.

Isn't that what Don

was talking about,

creatures making people

do stra-a-a-nge things?

Right, the star beings.

I need Don's research!

We got to get

that book.

[ Squeaks ]

Now, where is the page

about the Tzitzimimes?

Don has involved himself

in matters

beyond his understanding.

[ Grunting ]

♪♪

I could have sworn Don

had a bookmark on the right --

[ Chuckling ]

Oh, that's right.

I'm so good at pranks.

Val!

Oh, okay.

Okay. Okay.

Wait.

I found it.

The Tzitzimimes are star

creatures from the night sky.

They're enemies

of the sun.

Boys!

Huh? Huh?

Make yourselves visible.

Escaping the darkness

is not achievable.

Aah!

I am the darkness!

[ Laughs evilly ]

The darkness?

The enemies of the sun.

That's it!

Vic, I'm gonna need

a distraction,

but keep your distance.

Keep my distance, got it.

Vic: Hey, Donny J!

Aaaah!

[ Grunting ]

[ Panting ]

Aah!

[ Both grunting ]

[ Sizzling ]

Aah!

Victor!

[ Whimpering ]

Victor?

I think he's saving me

for later.

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Roars ]

[ Panting ]

Run, Val. Run!

♪♪

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no.

Mm.

Aah!

[ Laughing evilly ]

[ Panting ]

♪♪

♪♪

Now, give me the Codex.

Aah!

Get away from my brother!

It takes a lot

to anger the stars,

but you boys

have done it.

♪♪

[ Wheezing ]

Help.

[ Both shouting ]

[ Roaring ]

Vic, let's just give him

the Codex.

What?

No, you can't.

Just give me

a distraction.

Okay. I hope you know

what you're doing.

Hey, star creep!

You win.

Take it.

The Codex.

Codex.

Wise decision.

Wise decision.

Finally.

[ Chuckling ]

Here comes the sun!

What? No!

[ Hisses ]

[ Glass shatters ]

Oh!

Don! Don!

What -- What happened?

Where am I?

Don! Don!

We love you, Don.

We're so happy

you're not dead.

You were being influenced

by a Tzitzimime.

My register.

Yeah.

Xochi's plants.

You were really acting weird

when we...

And -- And you

attacked us.

[ Gasps ]

Who moved my bookmark?!

[ Throbbing ]

The vein! The vein!

We did it.

Both: Di da li da de.

Di da li da de.

Di da li da de.

De da li da de.

Don: Get out of my store!

Bye, Don.

See you tomorrow.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Both laughing ]