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[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪♪

Announcer:

Welcome back to Lucha Libre,

where Elefante

is giving a beating!

But what's this?

El Toro is getting up!

And it looks like

the tide is turning!

He's going for it,

the Toro Slam!

One, two, three,

and the winner is El Toro!

Uncle Toro,

I'm going to make you proud!

Aah!

Go Pineapple,

go!

[ Groans ]

[ Chuckles ]

All right.

No more

messing around.

All:

[ Chanting ] Lucha! Lucha!

Uh, Val?

Are my tacos ready?

I don't want to miss

anything cool.

[ Chuckles ]

Sorry, Miguelito,

usually there's two of us here.

What the...?

[ Belches ]

Ah. [ Laughs ]

Achi!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Grunting ]

All right.

You've left me

no choice.

It's time for my family's

special move --

the Toro Slam!

Huh?

Careful, Pineapple!

This is for you,

uncle!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunting ]

Huh?

Huh?

[ Grunting ]

Hey, Victor!

I know what your wrestling name

should be -- El Camarón!

[ Laughter ]

El Camarón!

All: El Camarón!

El Camarón! El Camarón!

El Camarón?

I'm no shrimp!

Stop it!

That's not my name!

[ Laughs ]

One, two, three,

Pineapple wins!

[ Groans ]

Victor?

How many times did I tell you,

Victor?

You're too small

to be wrestling.

You're going to

hurt yourself.

And you, Valentino,

how can you

let your little brother

wrestle someone that big?

Grandma,

but I --

iNo hay que valga!

You are the older one.

You need to watch

your little brother.

I don't want him hurt again,

okay?

Your brother

is small, tiny,

perhaps even

a little weak.

That's why you need

to watch over him, okay?

Also,

I love your uncle,

but please put this stuff back

where you found it.

Great.

That's what I get

for letting you wrestle.

You okay,

though?

Hmm!

Come on,

out with it.

What's wrong?

Ugh.

I memorized all of this matches

and studied all his moves,

and I still lost!

I wish Uncle Toro

was still with us

so I can ask him

what I'm doing wrong.

Uncle Toro?

You two babosos

are related to him?

Ha!

I guess the apple fell far

from the tree

and then kept rolling

and rolling and rolling.

Yes,

he's our great uncle.

By marriage, if you want

to get technical about it.

Yeah,

check the photo!

Wow!

No,

I'm a huge fan, eh?

In fact, I'm going to a

wrestling match of his tonight!

Tonight? How?

He passed

when we were little.

Well,

he may have passed,

but he is alive and well

in the underworld.

The underworld?

Isn't that just a myth?

Well, you are talking

to a skeleton dog, eh?

So what do you think,

genius?

Achi, you got to take us

to that match!

I need

Uncle Toro's advice.

Take you

to the Underworld?

Nah, nah, nah.

That is some risky business, eh?

What's in it for me?

Uh...Oh!

I can get you

El Toro's autograph.

Deal!

Follow me,

boys!

Lead the way,

Achi!

Wait, Victor!

♪♪♪

[ Elevator bell dings ]

Next stop -- ninth level

of the Underworld.

El Toro,

here I come!

Wait, Victor! I'm supposed to

protect you! Stop!

Forget it, Val.

I'm going!

Fine!

I guess you leave me no choice!

Big brother comes to

the rescue again.

Going down,

way down.

[ Both screaming ]

[ Both grunt ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Laughs ]

♪♪♪

[ Elevator bell dings ]

[ Both groan ]

Whoa.

♪♪♪

Announcer:

Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!

Don't miss the rematch

of the century!

El Toro versus Elefante

at the Underworld Arena!

Look, Val!

Tio Toro's match!

I can't believe

it's actually real!

Welcome to the land

of the dead, boys!

[ Laughs ]

It is paradise

down here.

You'll find

everyone is super chill.

Huh? What?

Skin? Eyes?

How did you

get down here?

Ah! There are fleshbags

in the underworld!

Wait,

what is going on?

Uh, guys,

maybe we should go.

Achi,

what's happening?

Yeah, I thought you said

everyone was super chill.

♪♪♪

[ Shrieks ]

♪♪♪

Where are

the trespassers?

Huh?

Oop!

Those are my bosses.

I'm out!

Achi!

Do you know

where you are?

Uh, well, yeah,

but...but...

You are in

the Underworld!

You know, you're not

supposed to be down here!

Isn't that right,

Hun?

Val,

who are these guys?

My name is Mic!

And this is

my other half, Hun!

We are the Lords

of the Underworld

down here

on the ninth level.

We take care of everyone

who is supposed to be here.

But you boys aren't

supposed to be here, are you?

Tsk, tsk.

Sounds to me

like they deserve

some kind of punishment

for that.

[ Laughs ]

[ Both laugh ]

[ Both whimpering ]

Aww, I know

punishment sounds scary,

but it can be fun!

Want to play

a game?

What do you say,

everybody?

Should we play

a game?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right,

party people!

Time for

the Wheel of Fate!

The rules are simple --

Go free or cease to be!

Now let's

give it a spin!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Mm, our contestants

must be feeling very good

about these odds.

What's going on,

Victor?

I don't know,

but get ready to run.

And the trespassers' fate

is...

[ Crowd groans ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh,

what a heartbreaker!

Welp!

The wheel has spoken!

Now, Val!

We've got

a couple of runners.

[ Laughing ]

Oh, goody!

What have you

gotten us into, Vic?

Yet another example of why

I need to watch out for you.

Disguises!

Get your

free disguises!

Whoa, Val,

check it out!

Free disguises?

A little convenient,

don't you think?

Come on!

Hey, guy!

You got any cool

werewolf disguises?

Let me check

in the back.

Hmm,

seems we're all out.

Better luck next time!

[ Both scream ]

♪♪♪

We did it!

We lost them!

Yeah, and now we can get back

to finding Uncle Toro.

Don't mean to be rude,

but these seats are taken.

Aah!

Vic!

Wait up!

Vic? Aah!

Whoa! You found us

a perfect hiding spot!

Yep!

Sure did.

Aah!

Aah!

[ Both grunt ]

What the --

Ow!

Excuse me,

Mr. Lord of Darkness,

but this is all

a big mixup

my half-brother

got us into.

Any chance you could

let us go this once?

[ Both chuckle nervously ]

♪♪♪

[ Bell dinging ]

♪♪♪

Whoa.

[ Bell dings ]

♪♪♪

Val, what's with

the piles of bones?

I don't know, but I hope

they don't need any more.

Mic: Those are the bones

of past civilizations,

four to be exact.

Unfortunately,

they didn't make it.

They were disobedient,

just like you two.

W-Wh-Where are

you taking us?

Oh, to our temple,

of course.

Take a look for yourself.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Your new home.

Since you boys

are trespassers,

you're going to stay here

with us for all eternity.

[ Laughs ]

Eternity?

That's right,

but that's not all!

You've won the privilege

of being our servants!

Let's see where

we can place you.

Mm. Oh!

We've got an opening

in janitorial services!

Hmm, yeah. Oh, oh!

That's a good one.

They would make very good

toilet cleaners.

Also -- Oh, now,

there's a possibility.

I like that idea!

Dangit, Victor!

If you listened to me

in the first place,

we wouldn't be

in this mess.

[ Chuckles ]

Check it out, Val.

You know, I'm really trying

to be a responsible brother.

Grandma is always telling me

to look out for you,

and now the lords of the

underworld have us in handcuffs

because you want to talk

to our dead uncle!

You were saying?

Whoa!

Look at what

those shrimpy hands can do!

Now let me see yours.

All right, but hurry

before he --

[ Laughs ]

Foot cleaners?

Armpit masseuses?

Lint pickers?

Ah,

he's still distracted.

Here,

so this is the plan.

I'm going to wrap these

around his mouth like this,

and you get his hands,

got it?

Wait, what?

I'm going to wrap these

around his mouth like this,

and you get his hands,

got it?

I heard what you said,

but --

Drywall installer,

brick mason.

Okay.

Hey, guys.

Let me bounce some ideas

off of you.

All right,

sacrifice test dummies --

[ Both grunt ]

[ Muffled shouting ]

[ Bell dings ]

I am so,

so sorry.

[ Groaning, laughing ]

Let's get

out of here.

Okay, we're going to have to

jump on one of those bone piles.

Are you sure

it's a good idea?

Trust me!

In three, one, three!

Victor!

[ Both screaming ]

[ Both grunt ]

I've had enough

of this place!

No more falling on bones

or running away from psychos!

I want to go home!

Now!

Uh, Val.

That might take a while.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

I bet you're glad

I found this thing

or we'd be walking.

I wouldn't mind walking as long

as we find that elevator

out of the underworld

and back home to Monte Macabre.

No way!

There's still time

to get to Uncle Toro's match!

This may be my only chance

to learn from him,

so I can prove to everyone

that I'm no shrimp!

Vic, we're finding that elevator

and going home.

Too bad we stick out

like sore thumbs.

We're going to

get caught again.

♪♪♪

I don't know,

Val.

I'm thinking we can find a way

to blend in.

♪♪♪

Mic:

Breaking news!

Be on the lookout

for two fleshbags!

If you see them,

call the authorities.

Do not approach them on your own

as they are considered mean

and very nasty little boys!

♪♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

These disguises are genius.

Genius,

I tell you!

Keep it down!

You want to blow

our cover?

The elevator?

What are you doing,

Val?

I told you,

we can't go home!

I haven't talked

to Uncle Toro yet!

And I told Grandma

I'd keep you out of trouble,

so that's

what I'm doing now.

♪ El Toro is going to be

my best friend ♪

Achi!

Achi!

Huh? [ Grunts ]

Vic and Val!

I thought I was going to meet

you guys at the match, no?

No!

We're going home -- now!

No way am I leaving

without seeing El Toro tonight.

Achi,

I'm putting my foot down.

Come on,

Vic.

♪♪♪

Vic?

What are you doing?

I'm warning you, mister!

Victor!

Sorry, brother,

but I got to do this.

Victor, wait!

[ Button beeps ]

No!

♪♪♪

[ Laughs ]

One ticket for the big

El Toro match, please?

Can't let you in

without a guardian, shrimp.

What?

[ Horn honks ]

[ Camera shutters clicking ]

Forget you!

I'm getting in there

no matter what!

[ Camera shutters clicking ]

♪♪♪

[ Sighs ]

It smells like

Don Jalapeño.

♪♪♪

Got to be quick.

Don't want to miss the fight.

Aah!

What's happening?

[ Cheers and applause ]

Achi: Andale!

We're going to miss

the match!

Valentino: No, Achi!

We're getting Victor

and going home!

♪♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

El Toro?

Tio Toro!

Do I know you?

Yeah,

it's me, Victor,

but don't worry,

I'm still alive.

See?

Oh, yes!

Chata's grandson!

Whoa,

keep that on!

Mic and Hun are looking

for you and your brother!

Speaking of which,

where is he?

Oh, Val couldn't hack it

down here in the underworld,

so he went home.

Two tickets please!

Eh, you look taller

than that last little shrimp.

Go on in.

Ah, Vic,

that numb skull.

Where is he?

Val!

Look!

El Toro,

and is that Victor?

What a surprise!

What are you doing

down here anyway?

I came down here to ask

for your advice.

I practice your moves.

I've memorized

all your matches,

but I still lose.

Everyone calls me

El Camarón.

What should I do?

[ Laughs ]

Victor,

you came all this way

to a wrestling match

in the underworld

to ask me that?

Come here,

niño.

All:

El Toro! El Toro! El Toro!

You hear that?

That's a name

that was given to me.

You think El Toro

is a name I chose?

You must take pride in the name

that you were given.

Mi hijo, use your size

to your advantage.

If you

are El Camarón,

show them what a real

fighting shrimp can do.

Okay.

Now, if you excuse me,

I got to go to work.

♪♪♪

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy!

Hmm.

Hmm.

[ Grunting ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Hey! Not fair!

That was a dirty shot!

♪♪♪

[ Grunts ]

[ Camera shutters clicking ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, is he really

going to do it?

All:

El Toro! El Toro! El Toro!

I think he's going to do it!

The Toro Slam!

[ Laughs ]

♪♪♪

Uno!

Yeah!

All right!

Dos!

Tre--

Huh? Whoa!

Oh, no, Victor!

[ Growling ]

Wah, my perfect disguise!

Victor!

All: Yeah!

What do we do,

Achi?

Hello, fleshbag.

You think we forgot about you?

♪♪♪

[ Deep voice ] Oh.

Uh, what do you mean?

Oh, please.

Cut the act.

Uh, um, please, wait!

I can explain!

I'm just here for my bro--

Whoa!

Uh-oh.

Of course I'd come back

for you, but...

Ow!

...see what happens

when I'm not around?

[ Laughs ] You know,

you two are a lot of fun.

So you thought you could

get away from us?

Oh,

isn't that cute, Hun?

Uh-huh.

Very cute!

[ Both laugh ]

Cute.

[ Both groan ]

El Toro: Hey!

Let those boys go!

Mic, Hun, please.

Gods like you

should be fighting

a more worthy opponent

like me.

Just let --

Tio!

Wait, wait.

He's going to land right here!

Aah! [ Grunts ]

[ Gasps ] Gracias!

You know what?

That's it!

[ Grunts ]

Vic, wait!

[ Grunts ]

[ Both laugh ]

Hey, shorties,

you don't look so tough.

How bout I take on both of you

in this ring?

Victor,

what are you doing?

If I win, you let me

and my brother go back home.

Hmm, interesting,

and if we win?

Then we'll stay here

for all eternity.

Wait, what?

I have to say,

I like you, kid.

What do you say,

folks?

Do you want to see

a wrestling match?

All:

Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!

Two against one?

That's not fair!

He's right,

so let's make it fair.

♪♪♪

[ Grunts ]

[ Growls ]

♪♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Gasps ] His warrior form --

Mictlantecuhtli.

[ Growls ]

All:

Mictlan! Mictlan! Mictlan!

Let's have a little fun.

How about some

hand-to-hand combat?

Aah!

Valentino!

And you get the best seat

in the house.

Let's get this show

on the road!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

♪♪♪

Aah!

Looks like this is

a little out of hand!

Come on, Victor.

Come on, come on!

Aah!

Enough!

It's Toro time!

[ Grunts ]

Huh?

Yeah!

Go, Victor!

[ Grunts ]

This is for you, Tio!

[ Groans ]

Whoa! Ah!

Ugh! Oh, no! Ow!

Puny kid!

Aah. Ugh.

[ Laughs ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Groans ]

Good night,

shrimp.

Your brother is small.

You look too young and shrimpy.

El Camarón!

El Camarón!

El Camarón!

El Camarón!

El Camarón!

All:

El Camarón! El Camarón!

Huh?

El Camarón!

Did someone order

the shrimp special?

Aah!

What?

Camarón!

[ Both grunting ]

Yeah!

Get him, shrimp boy!

♪♪♪

Let's turn

this fight around!

♪♪♪

[ Groans ]

[ Grunting ]

Huh?

Come on,

let's go for a spin.

[ Laughs ]

Stop that!

What are you do--

No!

♪♪♪

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

[ Panting ]

Yeah!

That's what you get!

Oh, no!

That's my brother!

[ Laughs ]

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

One, two, three,

El Camarón wins!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Wow, Vic,

that was awesome!

Eh, I'm sorry

I underestimated you.

You really can

handle yourself.

I know.

Ha!

My boys!

That was the best lucha

I've ever seen!

I'm so proud

of you!

Aw, thanks, Tio!

See?

You don't need

to be like me.

Just be yourself

because who you are

is amazing,

and that goes

for you too, big guy!

Someone has got to keep

this wild shrimp in check.

I want in on this

big group hug, ay.

[ Chuckles ] A-Also,

can I have your autograph?

Okay, boys,

before you head out,

here's a little memento.

Thanks, Tio.

[ Smooches ]

Okay, crumb bums, finish up

your little sentimental hogwash,

and let's get out of here.

I got people to show off to.

Both:

Thank you, Tio!

Gracias!

Bye.

And be nice

to your Grandma Chata!

Tell her I miss her!

We sure will, Tio.

We sure will, uncle.

Adios, niños!

See you at the next

Dia de Muertos!

♪♪♪

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