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[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

[ Birds chirping ]

Baker's photo club

is in the back of the store!

Val: Wait, hold on.

Perfect.

Smile!

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

I'm so excited!

Lame. We're going to

Don Jalapeño's after, right?

I need a new comic.

Yup. After my portfolio gets

accepted into the photo club.

All right.

Cool, cool, cool.

I'm sure to get in.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

♪♪

Gather 'round now.

It's time for our critique.

Oh, perfect.

Just in time.

What I see in front of me

is just an image.

But where's the struggle,

the essence of danger,

the moment that is meant

to change your view,

the real photograph?

Yeah!

Where is the photograph?

[ Groans ]

Ah!

My eyes have been tainted.

Here we are,

a palate cleanser.

This photo was taken by

[Chuckles] yours truly.

It has been featured

in the newspaper this month.

It's so in the moment.

It's so raw.

You feel what the clown feels.

It captures all

of what I believe

the best photographers capture.

[ Sniffs ]

Life.

Now, this is a photograph!

-Oh, yeah.

-Oh, yeah.

-I concur.

-I concur.

I concur, as well.

-Oh?

-Hmm?

I've never seen

your face here.

I'd know.

I have a photographic memory.

Oh, Baker,

this is Val.

He wants to join

our photography club.

It's so nice

to finally meet you!

Uh, here's my portfolio.

Flowers...

rainbows?

Oh, yes! That's a series

of my most vivid color studies!

Baker:

Why, this...is a joke!

[ Laughter ]

Look at that!

[ Laughter ]

But I really like

those pieces.

[ Giggles ]

Ugh!

These pictures are safe, soft.

There's no edge.

Good photography

is exciting.

It pushes boundaries.

And most of all,

captures images that have

never been seen before.

Here! Take your images back

to the bubble gum factory.

You're not

Dark Room material.

[ Snickering ]

[ Clears throat ]

Val, wait!

I'm sorry. I know he didn't

mean those things.

It's okay.

Maybe he's right.

No, you're --

Baker: Isabella, it's time

for your critique!

I'm sorry.

I have to go now.

But, hey, keep trying.

She's right!

If Baker wants exciting,

boundary-pushing photos,

then that's exactly

what he's going to get!

Vic: Well, while you're

believing in yourself,

I'm gonna be at

Don Jalapeño's Market.

All right, maybe I'll find

some inspiration there.

Val: Hmm.

No, no, too safe.

Maybe a snapshot

of someone's life?

Eh!

Come on, Val,

think dangerously.

[ Grunting softly ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Chuckles ]

Hmm. The deviant criminal

reading without paying!

Aah!

What are you doing, Val?

Are you trying to get me caught!

I have photoblock.

It's impossible to think of

anything that'll impress Baker.

I need the picture

of something thought-provoking,

something dangerous.

[ Sighs ]

If you're looking

for something dangerous,

why don't you take a picture

of this guy?

The chupacabra!

I was only joking.

Plus, the chupacabra

doesn't even exist.

Hmm?!

Are you kidding?

We're in Monte Macabre.

If the chupacabra exists,

it would be here.

Yeah, but we wouldn't even know

where to begin to look.

Aah!

I couldn't help but overhear

your little conversation.

Let me

show you something.

This book contains

the research I've done

on the strange creatures

around Monte Macabre.

Not much is really known

about the chupacabra.

The first attack

was about 25 years ago.

Not long after,

it's been seen in many regions.

There are mixed reports,

but these amateur photographs

show what it might look like.

Val:

Wow, these are amateur.

Hey! Us truth-seekers

take what we can get!

The chupacabra is a bloodthirsty

beast that preys on livestock,

specifically goats,

like this one.

-Aw, how cute!

-Aw, how cute!

And here's the same goat

after an attack.

[ Both gasp ]

[ Gags ]

The chupacabra

did this?

It is real!

So, where would

we find it?

Find it?

Little kids shouldn't be

poking around this stuff!

Wait!

We're not

searching for it.

It's for, um, uh,

a school paper.

Yeah!

We have to interview the town's

coolest person about the legend.

In that case,

my analysis shows

that the chupa lives

near Peligro Creek,

where he feasts on animals

as they drink water.

Great! That's all we need

for the report.

Yeah, I'll make sure

to be pacific with details.

Whoa!

Look, Val!

The chupacabra really knows

how to mangle his victims!

Val: Think fast!

Hey, I'm not going to take

some dumb pictures.

I want you

to be a part of one

of the most significant

scientific findings in years.

That is,

unless you're chicken.

[ Clucks ]

I'm not scared.

I just want to know

what's in it for Vic.

You get to help

your brother out.

If I get the picture,

I'll get into the club,

and you'll never

have to hear me

talk about photography

ever again.

-Okay, I'm in.

-Great!

I have the perfect idea

for luring it out.

-Here's the choyrizo!

-Whoa!

We need real meat for

the chupacabra, not vegan food.

Well, where are we gonna

get that meat?

Here's your

Meat Stack Special!

Just how I like it --

with extra meat!

Smile for the camera!

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Growling ]

Pineapple!

I have to stop him from

destroying the mill again!

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

All we have to do now

is wait.

♪♪

[ Snoring ]

[ Rustling ]

Huh?

-Vic, wake up!

-Huh?!

Achi, that's not for you!

That's for the chupacabra!

Aye, fools!

No chupacabra

is going to eat this.

They like their meals alive

so they can do this to it.

Mira, mira!

[ Snarling ]

-[ Slurping loudly ]

-[ Gagging ]

[ Spits ]

Just like that!

-[ Laughing ]

-Hey!

Great.

What do we do now?

Hmm.

I think I have an idea.

Do I really

have to do this?

Don't worry.

Once the chupacabra

shows up,

I'll pull the rope

and bring you to safety.

Now start acting

more like a goat.

[ Bleating ] Fine.

Baa! Baa!

Baa!

-That's great, Vic!

-Baa! Baa! Baa!

[ Roars ]

All right, Val,

you can pull me!

Val?!

I need to find

the right setting.

Val!

Ah, I guess I can

always edit it in post.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Val?!

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

Vic, I think we got it!

Huh?

[ Panting ]

Where'd they go?

[ Breathing heavily ]

Victor!

[ Panting ]

[ Gulps ]

[ Beep ]

♪♪

-[ Clucks ]

-Aah!

[ Clucking ]

This must be

the chupacabra's dinner.

Vic: Val?! Val?!

[ Snarling ]

Aah!

I'm, uh,

a big fan of yours.

Vic!

[ Vic screaming ]

V-Victor?!

Stop, you beast!

Val!

C-Chupacabra, please --

please don't --

Don't eat us,

you beast!

Chupa not beast.

Eh, get off me.

Humans beast.

Human take picture

of Chupa.

Chupa hate camera!

That why Chupa

want be alone.

Away from human.

If you're not a beast, then why

are you hurting animals?!

Hmm?

[ Cooing ]

Chupa no hurt animals.

Chupa vegetarian.

Animals friends.

Animals beautiful.

Chupa make sculpture

of animals.

Wait, those look like

Don Jalapeño's photos.

We thought all those animals

were dismembered.

No, that only

what mean to human.

And that okay.

Chupa believe in beauty

of animal.

That why Chupa inspired

and why Chupa make sculpture.

Chupa loves

what Chupa does!

I also love what I do!

Camera!

[ Roars ]

-Aah!

-Aah!

Wait, wait, no!

Here, I don't need

these photos.

You give photos of Chupa?

Human friend?

Human friend.

Aah!

[ Laughs nervously ]

I'm so glad you decided

to do this.

Thanks for helping me

get it started, Isabella.

♪♪

We should add this photo

up here.

-Perfect.

-Ah, a photo club.

Anyone can join?

Is that why you joined the

Bubble Gum Factory, Isabella?

[ Laughter ]

Ah, come on.

He's pretty good.

Not cool, Baker.

Well, if that's what you

believe in, that's fine.

Whoa.

This photo is kinda cool.

Wait, which one?!

[ Scoffs ]

Really?

You're welcome to join

the Bubble Gum Factory.

Over my dead body.

[ Chatter ]

[ Groans ]

Oh, boy! Photos!

Hey! Oh!

I know.

These are way cool.

I mean, check this out.

He has so much talent.

And this one over here,

it's amazing.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Both laughing ]

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