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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪♪
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[ Roars ]
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Aah!
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-Whoa!
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-Whoa!
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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[ Grunting ]
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Oh, niños. Are you ready
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for my quinceañera?
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Wow, you look
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great, Abuela!
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But isn't a quinceañera
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a birthday party
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for a 15-year-old
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girl?
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You're not that old,
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are you?
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Older. It's my fifth
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quinceañera,
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my 75th birthday.
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Every 15 years,
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I have a big party
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because I'm just
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that fabulous.
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She even got her favorite
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musician to play at the party.
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Who?
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The Deathskulls?
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No.
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Juan Lindo.
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Juan Lindo?
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Boring.
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Not Juan Lindo
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himself.
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A cover band.
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Even worse!
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It -- It could be fun, Vic.
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Uh, right, Abuela?
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You'll have so much fun
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greeting guests, serving food,
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and you'll both join me
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for a special dance
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at the end
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of the party.
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I'm very much looking
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forward to that moment.
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[ Deepened voice ]
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So don't mess it up!
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Okay?
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Victor!
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Valentino!
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Andale, niños!
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Hola, hola,
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mi Don Jalapeño.
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Chata! You look
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b-b-beautiful.
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Ay, thank you,
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Chambelan.
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Victor, Valentino,
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I need your help
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loading the truck.
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Hurry up, boys.
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Ah, see you soon!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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[ Bird caws ]
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Oh, uh, hi, Andres.
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Yo.
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'Sup.
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Look a little overdressed
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for my pool party tonight,
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if you're coming
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or whatever.
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I thought Andres' party
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was tomorrow.
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We might.
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Or whatever.
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Would hate for you
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to miss out and be...
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stage 10 armadillos.
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[ Laughter ]
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Together:
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Stage 10 armadillos?
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What's that?
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No idea.
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Oh, that?
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That's our inside joke
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from last year's party.
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Guess you had
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to be there.
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Inside!
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-Cool.
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-Cool.
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-Cool.
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-Cool.
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-Cool.
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-Not cool, Val!
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If we don't go to that party
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and catch the inside joke,
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we'll be outcasts
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for the whole year.
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But Grandma's
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quinta-quince.
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We promised that we'd help
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greet, serve food, and...
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-The dance!
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-The dance!
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[ Both groan ]
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Welcome to Grandma Chata's
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Quinta-Quince.
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Please give me everything
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you'd like checked.
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Here's your ticket.
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Hey!
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Smuggling your own
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hot sauce is forbidden!
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We'll be
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checking this.
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[ Sighs ]
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Maybe we'll
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get to go to
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Andres' party
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next year.
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And be stage 11
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armadillos or jaguars
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or whatever the inside joke
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we miss this year?
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Hola, niños.
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Are you ready
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to party?
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Yes, Abuela.
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Yes, Abuela.
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And dance?
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Yes, Abuela.
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Yes, Abuela.
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And smile?
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Yes, Abuela.
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Yes, Abuela.
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Hold on, niños.
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Something's
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not right here.
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My abuela sense
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is tingling!
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Don Jalapeño!
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Yes, Chata?
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Maria Teresa's wearing
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a tiara, isn't she?
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How did you know?
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She always tries
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to upstage me.
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This is
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my day, Don!
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Say no more, Chata.
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Uh-huh. So, anyways,
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they had said to me --
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Maria Teresa, you know
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this is not appropriate.
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Hmph!
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Ugh. Whatever.
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Anyway, so they were
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saying to me --
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Ay, looks like most
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of the guests are here.
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Make sure you serve
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dinner at 7:00, okay?
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Yes, Abuela.
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[ Watch beeping, notes playing ]
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[ Wind whooshes ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Sal!
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Sal!
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Hey, little buddies!
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Am I late for
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the quinceañera?
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I just came from
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the bowling tournament.
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But that bowling tournament
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is clear across town.
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Yeah. I rode in
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on the wind.
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I got this magic flute
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right here.
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I just imagine where I want
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to go, I play some notes,
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and suddenly,
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I'm there, man.
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Cool!
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Yeah, we'll need to get
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our hands on that.
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I mean, you'll need to check
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that along with your coat.
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Sure!
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Just don't mess around
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with this flute.
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It's powerful
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stuff, man.
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Minor notes can have
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major consequences.
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Also I'm taking it to
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a concert right after this,
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so I'll need it
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in one piece.
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See you dudes in there.
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Oh, no, Vic.
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I know what you're thinking.
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We can finally see that hidden
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skate park in the jungle?
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No! I meant using
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the flute to be
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at both
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parties at once.
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Ohh.
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That's pretty good.
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I hadn't thought of that.
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We promised Grandma we would
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greet guests, serve food,
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and dance her
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special dance, though.
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No more guests to greet,
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and we don't serve food
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for an hour.
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I'm still not sold.
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You'll be able
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to eat twice.
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Sold.
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We'll drop by the party,
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catch the inside joke,
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and we'll be back
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to serve food.
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Give it here.
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I'm better at woodwind.
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Yeah, right.
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Check this out.
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[ Flute plays ]
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[ Wind whooshes ]
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[ Elephant trumpets ]
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[ Wind whooshes ]
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Oops.
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Wrong place.
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Stop clowning around
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like a fool.
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[ Flute plays, wind whooshes ]
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[ Plate clatters ]
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Where are we?
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The party!
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First we got to ditch these
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dress suits for swimsuits.
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Follow me.
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We got to get inside
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these jokes.
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Guillermo, is that
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an inflatable pool toy?
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Yes.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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Ayy, this party's
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blowing up.
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[ Laughs awkwardly ]
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Great joke.
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Let's just keep
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that an...inside joke.
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Yeah, okay.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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Oh, Chata.
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Shouldn't your special boys
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be serving food by now?
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Looks like they abandoned
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their post, if you ask me.
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Well, I didn't ask you,
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and they are probably
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using the baño
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to wash
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their hands first.
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Mm-hmm.
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[ Watch beeping ]
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Oh, man! We're gonna
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be late to serve food!
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But we don't have
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an inside joke yet.
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Excuse me.
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Coming through.
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Aah!
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[ Flute plays ]
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Valentino? Victor?
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Where are you two?
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We're right here, Grandma.
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Oh, good.
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I thought you were
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somewhere else.
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Nope. Right here
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the whole time.
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Uh, r-ready for us
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to serve?
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Yes. Guests are seating
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themselves and...
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Ooh, the band
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is setting up.
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And don't forget
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about my special dance.
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See? I told you nothing
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bad would happen.
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[ Thudding ]
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Okay, Val.
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Let's just serve this up
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buffet-style
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and get out of here.
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Vic, if we're gonna do this,
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we're gonna do it right.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-Ooh.
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-What?
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Party time.
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[ Flute plays, wind whooshes ]
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Okay. One hour
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until Grandma's dance.
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Hey. Instead of waiting
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for the inside joke to happen,
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we should
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make it happen.
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Watch this.
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-Pass me a drink.
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-Attention, everybody.
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[ Gulping ]
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Cola slam-ola!
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Eh, eh?
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Hey, that was the last
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of the cola.
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Attention!
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Cannonball-entino!
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Ugh! That was rude,
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Valentino.
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Oh! Did someone
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fall in the pool?
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I'll save you.
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Man, we're never gonna get
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inside these jokes.
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And I think our attempts
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are annoying everybody.
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Maybe we can't
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be outrageous,
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but we need something
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outrageous to happen!
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What would
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impress Andres?
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Give me that.
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[ Flute plays ]
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[ Elephant trumpets ]
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Hey, Andres.
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We got you
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a little surprise.
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Cool.
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Gracias.
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Thank you.
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We have one more song,
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and then we ask you
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to please clear the dance floor
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for Chata's special dance.
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Where are my boys?
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Whoa.
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Whoo!
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Yeah!
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[ Laughter ]
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Nose dive!
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Right, Andres?
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Nose? Dive? Heh.
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Whoa. Can't force
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the inside joke, man.
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You got to let it
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come to you.
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[ Watch beeping ]
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Victor!
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We're gonna be late!
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[ Flute plays ]
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Wait, wait.
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The inside joke!
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Okay. Is time
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for Chata's special dance
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with her grandsons.
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W-Where are you, niños?
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[ Water splashing ]
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Ay!
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-Abuela! Abuela!
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-Abuela! Abuela!
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Boys, what have
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you done?
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Ha, ha, n-nothing.
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Just a little
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late, Abuela.
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A-And now we're here
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for your dance.
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[ Elephant trumpets ]
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What did we do?
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[ All shouting ]
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What's happening?
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[ All shouting ]
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You boys ruined
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my quinta-quince...
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We're sorry, Abuela.
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Uh, there was a pool party
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we didn't want to miss.
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[ Sobbing ] I can't
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believe you niños.
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I do so much for you.
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Now I have to wait
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another 15 years.
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Chata! Chata!
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You boys should be ashamed
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of yourselves.
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We really screwed up.
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We missed
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the inside joke,
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and we let
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our grandma down.
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Boys! Boys, I need
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my coat and flute.
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I have a Juan Lindo concert
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I need to go to.
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I'm the head
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of his fan club.
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Are you thinking
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what I'm thinking?
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Yeah. Let's do it.
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We'll be
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right back, sir.
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[ Groans ]
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I'm never on time
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for anything.
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[ Flute plays, wind whooshes ]
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[ Sobs ]
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Looks like this party's
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a real wash, huh, Chata?
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My kids would have done
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something sweet
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and special
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for me, like --
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Oh!
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Excuse me, sir.
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I have to sing a song
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for a special dance.
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Juan Lindo?
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Juan Lindo?
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All: Juan Lindo?
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Juan Lindo?
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Abuela, can we have
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this special dance?
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Of course,
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my sweet boys.
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How'd those little niños
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get Juan Lindo?
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♪ Cuando yo te vi crecer ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Ya ti ta llenates
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mi vida con dolor ♪
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♪ Y mira que cuando
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yo pienso en ti ♪
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Well, I wouldn't
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have picked that song
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for my quince--
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[ Elephant trumpets ]
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Aah!
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♪ Me quitas el Dolor! ♪
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Vic, Val!
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Check it out!
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[ Gasping ]
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It's the new
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inside joke!
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Elephant Dance!
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Oy, oy, oy.
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, boys. This quince
477
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is fantastic!
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It has dancing,
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Juan Lindo,
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and most important,
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my two favorite niños.
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Thank you.
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-You're welcome, Abuela.
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-You're welcome, Abuela.
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Ah, there's my magic flute.
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Come on, little buddy.
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Let's go ride the wind.
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[ Flute plays, wind whooshes ]
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♪♪
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[ Both laughing ]
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