Original subtitles

[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

[ Grunting ]

Oh, niños. Are you ready

for my quinceañera?

Wow, you look

great, Abuela!

But isn't a quinceañera

a birthday party

for a 15-year-old

girl?

You're not that old,

are you?

Older. It's my fifth

quinceañera,

my 75th birthday.

Every 15 years,

I have a big party

because I'm just

that fabulous.

She even got her favorite

musician to play at the party.

Who?

The Deathskulls?

No.

Juan Lindo.

Juan Lindo?

Boring.

Not Juan Lindo

himself.

A cover band.

Even worse!

It -- It could be fun, Vic.

Uh, right, Abuela?

You'll have so much fun

greeting guests, serving food,

and you'll both join me

for a special dance

at the end

of the party.

I'm very much looking

forward to that moment.

[ Deepened voice ]

So don't mess it up!

Okay?

Victor!

Valentino!

Andale, niños!

Hola, hola,

mi Don Jalapeño.

Chata! You look

b-b-beautiful.

Ay, thank you,

Chambelan.

Victor, Valentino,

I need your help

loading the truck.

Hurry up, boys.

Ah, see you soon!

[ Groans ]

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

[ Bird caws ]

Oh, uh, hi, Andres.

Yo.

'Sup.

Look a little overdressed

for my pool party tonight,

if you're coming

or whatever.

I thought Andres' party

was tomorrow.

We might.

Or whatever.

Would hate for you

to miss out and be...

stage 10 armadillos.

[ Laughter ]

Together:

Stage 10 armadillos?

What's that?

No idea.

Oh, that?

That's our inside joke

from last year's party.

Guess you had

to be there.

Inside!

-Cool.

-Cool.

-Cool.

-Cool.

-Cool.

-Not cool, Val!

If we don't go to that party

and catch the inside joke,

we'll be outcasts

for the whole year.

But Grandma's

quinta-quince.

We promised that we'd help

greet, serve food, and...

-The dance!

-The dance!

[ Both groan ]

Welcome to Grandma Chata's

Quinta-Quince.

Please give me everything

you'd like checked.

Here's your ticket.

Hey!

Smuggling your own

hot sauce is forbidden!

We'll be

checking this.

[ Sighs ]

Maybe we'll

get to go to

Andres' party

next year.

And be stage 11

armadillos or jaguars

or whatever the inside joke

we miss this year?

Hola, niños.

Are you ready

to party?

Yes, Abuela.

Yes, Abuela.

And dance?

Yes, Abuela.

Yes, Abuela.

And smile?

Yes, Abuela.

Yes, Abuela.

Hold on, niños.

Something's

not right here.

My abuela sense

is tingling!

Don Jalapeño!

Yes, Chata?

Maria Teresa's wearing

a tiara, isn't she?

How did you know?

She always tries

to upstage me.

This is

my day, Don!

Say no more, Chata.

Uh-huh. So, anyways,

they had said to me --

Maria Teresa, you know

this is not appropriate.

Hmph!

Ugh. Whatever.

Anyway, so they were

saying to me --

Ay, looks like most

of the guests are here.

Make sure you serve

dinner at 7:00, okay?

Yes, Abuela.

[ Watch beeping, notes playing ]

[ Wind whooshes ]

[ Grunts ]

Sal!

Sal!

Hey, little buddies!

Am I late for

the quinceañera?

I just came from

the bowling tournament.

But that bowling tournament

is clear across town.

Yeah. I rode in

on the wind.

I got this magic flute

right here.

I just imagine where I want

to go, I play some notes,

and suddenly,

I'm there, man.

Cool!

Yeah, we'll need to get

our hands on that.

I mean, you'll need to check

that along with your coat.

Sure!

Just don't mess around

with this flute.

It's powerful

stuff, man.

Minor notes can have

major consequences.

Also I'm taking it to

a concert right after this,

so I'll need it

in one piece.

See you dudes in there.

Oh, no, Vic.

I know what you're thinking.

We can finally see that hidden

skate park in the jungle?

No! I meant using

the flute to be

at both

parties at once.

Ohh.

That's pretty good.

I hadn't thought of that.

We promised Grandma we would

greet guests, serve food,

and dance her

special dance, though.

No more guests to greet,

and we don't serve food

for an hour.

I'm still not sold.

You'll be able

to eat twice.

Sold.

We'll drop by the party,

catch the inside joke,

and we'll be back

to serve food.

Give it here.

I'm better at woodwind.

Yeah, right.

Check this out.

[ Flute plays ]

[ Wind whooshes ]

[ Elephant trumpets ]

[ Wind whooshes ]

Oops.

Wrong place.

Stop clowning around

like a fool.

[ Flute plays, wind whooshes ]

[ Plate clatters ]

Where are we?

The party!

First we got to ditch these

dress suits for swimsuits.

Follow me.

We got to get inside

these jokes.

Guillermo, is that

an inflatable pool toy?

Yes.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Ayy, this party's

blowing up.

[ Laughs awkwardly ]

Great joke.

Let's just keep

that an...inside joke.

Yeah, okay.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Oh, Chata.

Shouldn't your special boys

be serving food by now?

Looks like they abandoned

their post, if you ask me.

Well, I didn't ask you,

and they are probably

using the baño

to wash

their hands first.

Mm-hmm.

[ Watch beeping ]

Oh, man! We're gonna

be late to serve food!

But we don't have

an inside joke yet.

Excuse me.

Coming through.

Aah!

[ Flute plays ]

Valentino? Victor?

Where are you two?

We're right here, Grandma.

Oh, good.

I thought you were

somewhere else.

Nope. Right here

the whole time.

Uh, r-ready for us

to serve?

Yes. Guests are seating

themselves and...

Ooh, the band

is setting up.

And don't forget

about my special dance.

See? I told you nothing

bad would happen.

[ Thudding ]

Okay, Val.

Let's just serve this up

buffet-style

and get out of here.

Vic, if we're gonna do this,

we're gonna do it right.

♪♪

♪♪

-Ooh.

-What?

Party time.

[ Flute plays, wind whooshes ]

Okay. One hour

until Grandma's dance.

Hey. Instead of waiting

for the inside joke to happen,

we should

make it happen.

Watch this.

-Pass me a drink.

-Attention, everybody.

[ Gulping ]

Cola slam-ola!

Eh, eh?

Hey, that was the last

of the cola.

Attention!

Cannonball-entino!

Ugh! That was rude,

Valentino.

Oh! Did someone

fall in the pool?

I'll save you.

Man, we're never gonna get

inside these jokes.

And I think our attempts

are annoying everybody.

Maybe we can't

be outrageous,

but we need something

outrageous to happen!

What would

impress Andres?

Give me that.

[ Flute plays ]

[ Elephant trumpets ]

Hey, Andres.

We got you

a little surprise.

Cool.

Gracias.

Thank you.

We have one more song,

and then we ask you

to please clear the dance floor

for Chata's special dance.

Where are my boys?

Whoa.

Whoo!

Yeah!

[ Laughter ]

Nose dive!

Right, Andres?

Nose? Dive? Heh.

Whoa. Can't force

the inside joke, man.

You got to let it

come to you.

[ Watch beeping ]

Victor!

We're gonna be late!

[ Flute plays ]

Wait, wait.

The inside joke!

Okay. Is time

for Chata's special dance

with her grandsons.

W-Where are you, niños?

[ Water splashing ]

Ay!

-Abuela! Abuela!

-Abuela! Abuela!

Boys, what have

you done?

Ha, ha, n-nothing.

Just a little

late, Abuela.

A-And now we're here

for your dance.

[ Elephant trumpets ]

What did we do?

[ All shouting ]

What's happening?

[ All shouting ]

You boys ruined

my quinta-quince...

We're sorry, Abuela.

Uh, there was a pool party

we didn't want to miss.

[ Sobbing ] I can't

believe you niños.

I do so much for you.

Now I have to wait

another 15 years.

Chata! Chata!

You boys should be ashamed

of yourselves.

We really screwed up.

We missed

the inside joke,

and we let

our grandma down.

Boys! Boys, I need

my coat and flute.

I have a Juan Lindo concert

I need to go to.

I'm the head

of his fan club.

Are you thinking

what I'm thinking?

Yeah. Let's do it.

We'll be

right back, sir.

[ Groans ]

I'm never on time

for anything.

[ Flute plays, wind whooshes ]

[ Sobs ]

Looks like this party's

a real wash, huh, Chata?

My kids would have done

something sweet

and special

for me, like --

Oh!

Excuse me, sir.

I have to sing a song

for a special dance.

Juan Lindo?

Juan Lindo?

All: Juan Lindo?

Juan Lindo?

Abuela, can we have

this special dance?

Of course,

my sweet boys.

How'd those little niños

get Juan Lindo?

♪ Cuando yo te vi crecer ♪

♪♪

♪ Ya ti ta llenates

mi vida con dolor ♪

♪ Y mira que cuando

yo pienso en ti ♪

Well, I wouldn't

have picked that song

for my quince--

[ Elephant trumpets ]

Aah!

♪ Me quitas el Dolor! ♪

Vic, Val!

Check it out!

[ Gasping ]

It's the new

inside joke!

Elephant Dance!

Oy, oy, oy.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, boys. This quince

is fantastic!

It has dancing,

Juan Lindo,

and most important,

my two favorite niños.

Thank you.

-You're welcome, Abuela.

-You're welcome, Abuela.

Ah, there's my magic flute.

Come on, little buddy.

Let's go ride the wind.

[ Flute plays, wind whooshes ]

♪♪

[ Both laughing ]