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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Oh, good morning, brother.
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How ya doing?
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Good to meet ya, brother.
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Whoa, whoa, no,
it's all good, brother,
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it's all good, brother,
it's all... Brother!
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Stop, brother.
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Hey!
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I'm sorry, man.
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I wasn't trying
to spook ya.
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I'm just your
neighbour, brother.
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I'm your neighbour. Yeah.
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I've been seeing ya comin'
in and out of your apartment
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lookin' a little bit...
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panicked
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and I thought that
I would come by,
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to see if maybe you wanted a
little bit of company,
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a little
bit of grub.
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That's it.
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Wha... Buddy.
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This is what
I'm here for man.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's it.
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Ya know.
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I got a key to this place 'cuz
the guys that used to live here,
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gave me a key, man.
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So I thought...
I mean, I rang the bell.
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I thought
you were snoozing.
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I'm sorry, man.
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Look, it's gonna be
a pretty good meal, brother.
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I got all kinds
of stuff, yeah.
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Look at that.
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I kinda got it all, man.
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It's fantastic.
It's gonna be a feast.
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I don't want to push it
on you, though, man.
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You want me to get outta here,
no skin off my back.
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Say the word,
I'm out of here.
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Your call.
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Got tupperware?
Your call.
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It's kinda funny
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'cuz I've been seeing you
around the neighbourhood, right.
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Like not, ya know,
not watching ya,
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but I've been seeing ya around.
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And just kinda thinkin', man,
I don't know what it is,
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but somethin' about you, man.
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I just thought...
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that guy right there
would love a good meal.
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Have a feelin'
I'm right about that
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and yeah,
so don't be shy, brother.
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All, all I can
really ask is that ya,
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dig the fuck in and enjoy.
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Ya know.
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This is gonna be good.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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It's good.
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Mm.
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Hey, ah...
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Hey, man.
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You want some of this?
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Should have offered, man.
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Yeah, it's all yours, man.
Help yourself.
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There ya go, brother.
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Oh, yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah, it's good.
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So let me tell ya
a little bit about myself, man.
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Basically, um,
my situation is pretty funny.
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Um, so I got this,
ah, great uncle...
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Dude.
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Oh, my God, dude,
you're so fucking high, dude.
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Yup, man. Yeah.
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Yeah, brother!
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Yeah, that's the good
stuff, brother.
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Oh, my God.
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Dude, dude, dude,
you gotta try the food.
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You gotta try
the food, man.
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Dude, the food, man,
you gotta try the food.
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Dude, you gotta
try the food.
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It's gonna blow your
fucking brains out.
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Seriously, man, eat, eat.
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Mm.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's so good.
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Yeah, man.
Go, go, go.
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Holy shit, man.
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What's your name man?
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- Tito.
- Tito?
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Dude, Tito?
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That's the most beautiful name
I've heard in a long time, man.
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Seriously,
that's so sick.
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Tito.
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Shit.
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You got a roommate
kicking around here?
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What's the deal there? Dope.
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Girl kickin' around?
What's the situation there?
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No? Nice, that's great.
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Bachelor living
is good, man.
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It's good, just chillin'
with the wolf pack
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kind of situation.
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Late nights, ya know, feelin',
feelin' life as it is.
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Okay? No?
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Fair enough, man.
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Yeah, it's good
staying in sometimes.
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You got any friends, man?
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Oh, brother, brother. Hey, hey.
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Brother, hey.
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Man.
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It's the summer, brother.
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You gotta be hanging
out with people
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if you wanna be hangin'
out with people.
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Seriously,
I'll hang out, man.
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I'll be your friend.
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Dude, you got me gigglin'.
I'll be your friend, man.
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Yeah, man.
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You want to
hang out today?
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I'm serious. Yeah.
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You wanna go to the park?
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Lay in the grass,
just give it a try?
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Dude, I'm so serious.
I would love that, man.
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You want to?
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Yeah?
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Yeah?
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Hallelujah, man.
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It's my favourite
place ever, man.
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I've brought one or two
girls in here before,
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I've never brought a friend.
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I thought you
would like this.
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Seeing the way you loved
just eating that food,
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I thought like, okay,
this is kind of a guy who likes,
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I don't know, just salt of
the earth kind of thing.
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Yeah.
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Special place, man.
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You can eat a lot of
this stuff too, eh?
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Some of it's poison but
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wouldn't kill ya.
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And a lot of
it's just yummy.
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Some raspberries
kicking around somewhere.
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These, man, you can't
eat 'em, but
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I could smell
these things for, like,
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heh,
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20 hours at a time, man.
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I tried to smoke one of
these fuckin' things once.
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Give it a whiff dude.
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Yeah, come on.
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Yeah.
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Kinda jumpy, eh?
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A few of those
kicking around.
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Get a little freaked?
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It's all good, man.
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You always been kind of a
jumpy dude, or...
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Um...
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I used to be
kinda jumpy, man.
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Yeah.
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You ever learn any self
defence or anything like that?
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No man, no.
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You should, man.
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Really.
Feel a lot safer.
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I used to be jumpy, walk around.
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Some freaks out there.
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Gotta know how to
protect yourself.
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Makes you feel way better.
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It's like anybody tries
to come after you, man,
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just give 'em the ol'...
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I can teach you.
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...by making
the saucer invisible.
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And though the lady shows
great interest in me,
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I decided to make
myself invisible, too.
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Space explorer!
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I can't tell you
how happy I am...
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Feel free to go to bed, man.
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You're gonna
sleep like a baby.
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It's been a good day.
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Do you mind if I just stay
and finish the movie?
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Oh...
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Yeah, man, no problemo.
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Thanks, dude.
I'll lock up when I'm done.
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He has, of course,
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developed the
high explosive charge
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Mm, thanks for the...
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Thanks for the day.
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My pleasure, man.
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...and, of course,
there was always the problem
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of friction.
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I got your back.
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- 'Night.
- 'Night.
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And causing
all sorts of trouble.
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Ahh!
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Ah, yeah.
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Must have fallen alseep
on the couch, man.
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Didn't mean to freak
you out in the morning.
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Aw...
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No problem, man.
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Thanks.
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Appreciate it.
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Hm.
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Want some cereal?
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So kind of you, dude.
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Thanks a lot, man.
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Mm.
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Oh, yeah.
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Fuck! There's an ant.
Fuckin' shit.
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Ant.
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Fuckin' ant.
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Fucking shit!
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That thing was huge, dude.
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You got fucking steroids
growing back here, man?
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Holy fuck, dude.
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Here you want
some of that, man.
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Here, take it, take it.
It's good.
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I'm sorry, dude.
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That shit brings out
the worst in me, man.
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I threw a fucking fit.
I was like...
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waa, waa!
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You know what I mean?
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Like, those things are
fucking freaky as shit.
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Like, who is upstairs cooking up
those little fuckers,
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ya know what I mean, man.
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Yeah, yeah, brother.
Holy fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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00:35:02,641 --> 00:35:04,976
Can I have a little more
of that, brother? Huh...
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Oh, my...
Good mornin', man.
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Yeah.
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Here.
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00:35:12,150 --> 00:35:13,684
What's going on today,
young man?
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Whadda ya got cooking?
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But I just don't have a type,
I think is what it is.
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Like, guys talk about
having a type like,
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it's a, it's a kind of car
they like, right?
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And I just don't, I don't
like a kind of car man,
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like, I just like to drive,
you know what I mean?
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It's like my type is
just girls, right?
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It's like clear
as day to me, man.
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Like, why limit yourself.
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That's not to say that
I don't have a preference,
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like, everybody has a
preference, right?
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Just, I kind of like girls
that have kinda nice eyes.
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Yeah, but that's a
preference, not a type,
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like, that's not to say
that I can't bend my kind of,
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my kind of interest
at one point or another.
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And people with a type,
that's just a,
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that's such a hard rule.
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But it's too firm
a boundary for me, man.
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But that's one thing that
I think you really have
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going for youself, man, is
that you're the kind of guy,
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I think, that's just kind of
down for any kind of person.
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You know?
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00:36:24,389 --> 00:36:27,159
I met you like a day or two ago,
man, and we're already...
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you just let me in,
like, 'cuz you saw,
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like, okay, this is a kind of
guy I'm down to hang out with,
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so let's give it a try
and I love that about you, man.
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Like, you just seen like
a kinda cool, open guy, right?
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When I say love, Tito,
I gotta say I really mean
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love man, like, if anything...
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...come down to you, brother.
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00:36:55,519 --> 00:36:57,054
Heh, I got some serious
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fucking power for you, bro.
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Like I got your back,
I mean it when I say it, man.
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You know.
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I hope, I hope it never
happens, man,
261
00:37:05,295 --> 00:37:07,531
'cuz something's gonna kick in
in me and I'm not going to be
262
00:37:07,565 --> 00:37:09,835
responsible for it, like.
263
00:37:09,867 --> 00:37:12,304
I'd be standing in front
of the judge sayin'...
264
00:37:12,336 --> 00:37:15,206
Wasn't me, man.
Came over me, like...
265
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,875
It's just the way I am,
and you...
266
00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:52,010
Yo, Tito, man.
267
00:37:52,043 --> 00:37:54,479
Easy on the fuckin' weed,
dude. You're like,
268
00:37:54,512 --> 00:37:56,148
can you pass the J, man?
269
00:37:56,181 --> 00:37:58,884
You're food's in front of
your face, getting cold, man.
270
00:37:58,916 --> 00:38:02,387
Kinda some weird vibes
coming from that corner, dude.
271
00:38:04,054 --> 00:38:05,890
Enjoy your food, man.
272
00:38:06,190 --> 00:38:07,625
It's good.
273
00:38:08,159 --> 00:38:09,595
Yeah.
274
00:38:32,150 --> 00:38:34,519
Can you pass me
the syrup, buddy?
275
00:38:40,692 --> 00:38:43,161
Buddy?
Could you pass me the syrup?
276
00:38:51,869 --> 00:38:54,239
Can you pass me
the syrup, man?
277
00:38:56,974 --> 00:38:59,978
Dude, just pass me
the syrup, man.
278
00:39:05,182 --> 00:39:06,617
Thanks.
279
00:39:18,362 --> 00:39:19,998
Mm.
280
00:40:06,311 --> 00:40:08,079
Angel-glittered
slut-slut-slut-slut.
281
00:40:21,092 --> 00:40:23,762
Uh. Let me be
your bitch,
282
00:40:24,461 --> 00:40:28,465
I want to be your bitch
right now
283
00:40:28,498 --> 00:40:31,202
Uh, uh, uh...
284
00:40:33,570 --> 00:40:36,074
Let me be your bitch.
285
00:40:36,106 --> 00:40:38,376
I want to be your bitch
right now
286
00:40:40,010 --> 00:40:43,148
Uh, uh, uh...
287
00:40:44,047 --> 00:40:47,251
Tell me what you
want to do to me
288
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,288
And I will do it for you
289
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,723
Why don't you go
to bed, man?
290
00:40:52,757 --> 00:40:54,393
Ooh.
291
00:40:55,226 --> 00:40:57,162
You can
have this body
292
00:40:58,096 --> 00:40:59,798
You can have this body
293
00:40:59,831 --> 00:41:01,199
Dude?
294
00:41:01,231 --> 00:41:03,201
You can have this body;
295
00:41:03,233 --> 00:41:04,835
You can have my...
296
00:43:13,764 --> 00:43:15,634
Good morning, man.
297
00:43:16,701 --> 00:43:17,869
Here.
298
00:43:17,902 --> 00:43:19,204
Hey.
299
00:43:20,405 --> 00:43:21,840
Thanks.
300
00:43:24,074 --> 00:43:25,643
Ooh.
301
00:43:32,150 --> 00:43:33,785
Fucked up dream, dude.
302
00:43:36,521 --> 00:43:37,889
So, uh,
303
00:43:37,922 --> 00:43:39,925
I gotta work today, man, so
304
00:43:40,824 --> 00:43:42,460
you better take off.
305
00:43:42,693 --> 00:43:43,995
I gotta work today, so...
306
00:43:44,027 --> 00:43:44,895
Work?
307
00:43:44,929 --> 00:43:46,865
Yeah, so you, you...
308
00:43:46,898 --> 00:43:48,066
You gotta go, man.
309
00:43:48,099 --> 00:43:49,567
Where do you work, man?
310
00:43:49,599 --> 00:43:51,502
Uh, I work,
311
00:43:51,536 --> 00:43:52,637
I work, um,
312
00:43:52,670 --> 00:43:55,606
I like, I, I kinda
work from home.
313
00:43:57,742 --> 00:43:59,745
What are you talking
about, dude?
314
00:44:01,679 --> 00:44:03,315
Um...
315
00:44:03,914 --> 00:44:05,550
Uh...
316
00:44:07,050 --> 00:44:08,318
You gotta go man.
317
00:44:08,351 --> 00:44:09,987
You serious, dude?
318
00:44:13,023 --> 00:44:14,492
Are you serious?
319
00:44:17,161 --> 00:44:19,364
You're kicking me
out right now, man.
320
00:44:20,231 --> 00:44:21,867
Dude.
321
00:44:22,166 --> 00:44:24,202
It's fucking 6 o'clock
in the morning, man.
322
00:44:24,235 --> 00:44:26,070
You're kicking
me out right now?
323
00:44:26,103 --> 00:44:27,237
I gotta work.
324
00:44:27,271 --> 00:44:28,640
It's the middle
of the summer, dude.
325
00:44:28,672 --> 00:44:31,075
You're fucking kicking
me out right now?
326
00:44:33,610 --> 00:44:36,815
What the fuck is the
matter with you, dude.
327
00:44:37,114 --> 00:44:39,350
No fucking way, man.
328
00:44:43,253 --> 00:44:45,723
You gotta chill
the fuck out, man.
329
00:44:46,490 --> 00:44:48,793
Tito, you have to
chill the fuck out.
330
00:44:48,826 --> 00:44:49,693
You have to work?
331
00:44:49,726 --> 00:44:51,596
Do you see how
uptight you have to be,
332
00:44:51,628 --> 00:44:54,231
to be waking me up at fucking
6 o'clock in the morning?
333
00:44:54,264 --> 00:44:55,432
Get up, man.
334
00:44:55,465 --> 00:44:57,101
You gotta go,
I gotta go to work, dude.
335
00:44:57,135 --> 00:44:58,436
What the fuck?
336
00:44:58,469 --> 00:45:00,137
Check in with
yourself right now.
337
00:45:00,170 --> 00:45:01,605
You're so wound up.
338
00:45:01,639 --> 00:45:02,941
Before we can have
this conversation,
339
00:45:02,974 --> 00:45:05,309
take a deep breath, Tito,
340
00:45:05,342 --> 00:45:07,778
are you fucking kidding me,
brother, chill out.
341
00:45:07,811 --> 00:45:09,480
Take a deep breath.
342
00:45:09,514 --> 00:45:12,349
Tito, slow your
breathing, brother.
343
00:45:15,887 --> 00:45:17,222
Tito.
344
00:45:17,255 --> 00:45:18,890
Tito. Brother.
345
00:45:19,690 --> 00:45:21,326
Come on.
346
00:45:24,362 --> 00:45:25,997
Tito, man.
347
00:45:31,501 --> 00:45:33,337
Tito, Tito, Tito.
348
00:45:36,007 --> 00:45:37,642
Deep breath.
349
00:45:40,110 --> 00:45:41,746
Ahhhh. Dude.
350
00:45:42,179 --> 00:45:43,815
Dude, deep breath in.
351
00:45:44,148 --> 00:45:48,820
Good, good, good,
good, good, good,
352
00:45:48,853 --> 00:45:50,355
deep breath.
353
00:45:52,923 --> 00:45:54,092
One more, man.
354
00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:57,061
Here you go, here you go,
here you go, here you go.
355
00:46:00,264 --> 00:46:03,335
Dude. Dude.
356
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,409
You gotta make me
357
00:46:12,443 --> 00:46:14,613
some fucking breakfast
or something, dude.
358
00:46:15,346 --> 00:46:18,182
He was vegetarian because
he was being pressured
359
00:46:18,215 --> 00:46:21,085
by, like, these fuckers
on the street.
360
00:46:21,117 --> 00:46:23,954
- They were just screaming...
- bad, it's so bad
361
00:46:23,987 --> 00:46:26,857
it's so bad, it's so bad,
da, da, da, da.
362
00:46:26,891 --> 00:46:30,561
How the fuck are
we ever gonna survive...
363
00:46:30,994 --> 00:46:32,362
...it's so dumb
364
00:46:32,396 --> 00:46:34,399
that we end up getting
365
00:46:34,431 --> 00:46:36,900
all distracted
by this bullshit.
366
00:46:52,882 --> 00:46:55,219
Tube, like you gotta look
at the big fucking tube
367
00:46:55,253 --> 00:46:56,721
that's at the very start
of all that shit,
368
00:46:56,753 --> 00:46:59,324
you know, like get down
to the fucking raw source
369
00:46:59,356 --> 00:47:00,557
tube of it.
370
00:47:00,590 --> 00:47:02,527
Which is like,
fuck, I mean,
371
00:47:02,559 --> 00:47:04,661
I am no fucking export but
I think it's obvious,
372
00:47:04,695 --> 00:47:07,498
like it's the fucking
schools is the problem.
373
00:47:07,530 --> 00:47:08,900
Fucking elementary school.
374
00:47:08,932 --> 00:47:12,003
It's like why the fuck
would we learn that stuff?
375
00:47:12,902 --> 00:47:14,638
I didn't...
I've never fucking used
376
00:47:14,672 --> 00:47:16,106
any of that bullshit.
377
00:47:16,139 --> 00:47:17,507
Such a waste of time.
378
00:47:17,541 --> 00:47:20,545
Like, they actually take
a-a kid's fucking time
379
00:47:20,577 --> 00:47:22,380
and they just waste it.
380
00:47:22,413 --> 00:47:23,681
Like, now what do
you end up with?
381
00:47:23,713 --> 00:47:25,916
Just a fucking civilization
of fucking morons.
382
00:47:25,949 --> 00:47:27,384
It's like...
383
00:47:27,818 --> 00:47:29,086
heads bumping
into each other,
384
00:47:29,119 --> 00:47:31,521
like nobody knows what
the fuck is going on.
385
00:47:31,554 --> 00:47:33,323
Winter's coming dude,
like, I really believe that.
386
00:47:33,356 --> 00:47:35,425
Like the fucking winter,
is fucking coming.
387
00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:36,927
And that's just like oh,
fucking great.
388
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,429
Good for you guys then,
for doing this shit.
389
00:47:39,463 --> 00:47:42,100
Yeah. It's fucking sticky, dude.
390
00:47:43,534 --> 00:47:45,170
Sticky as shit, man.
391
00:47:52,742 --> 00:47:53,911
Dude.
392
00:48:41,157 --> 00:48:42,893
You got a computer, right?
393
00:48:46,931 --> 00:48:48,199
Get that shit.
394
00:49:01,177 --> 00:49:03,181
It feels so good.
395
00:49:10,588 --> 00:49:12,524
It's going to make me...
396
00:49:15,492 --> 00:49:17,228
You're going to make me...
397
00:49:19,829 --> 00:49:21,732
Oh, no.
398
00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:33,677
Oh, God, oh, oh...
399
00:50:55,793 --> 00:50:57,327
Tito, I'm in the kitchen, man.
400
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,395
Come here.
401
00:51:00,231 --> 00:51:01,866
Tito!
402
00:51:04,201 --> 00:51:06,170
Tito. Come on, buddy.
403
00:51:08,639 --> 00:51:11,909
Come on, buddy. Come on,
come on, come on, come on.
404
00:51:11,942 --> 00:51:13,744
Tito, man.
405
00:51:13,777 --> 00:51:16,181
We gotta go out.
406
00:51:17,914 --> 00:51:19,217
- Out?
- Yeah, man.
407
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:22,653
We're gonna go and get
some fuckin' pussy, dude.
408
00:51:25,456 --> 00:51:26,791
- Pussy?
- Yeah, man.
409
00:51:26,824 --> 00:51:29,126
We're gonna go out and get some
fuckin' pussy, dude.
410
00:51:29,159 --> 00:51:31,162
We're gonna stand here
like fuckin' idiots, man.
411
00:51:31,195 --> 00:51:33,264
We gotta go out
and get some fuckin' pussy.
412
00:51:33,297 --> 00:51:35,666
We got to go to a club
or something, dude.
413
00:51:35,699 --> 00:51:39,103
Bitches are crawling
all over those places.
414
00:51:41,605 --> 00:51:43,240
Tito,
415
00:51:43,706 --> 00:51:45,676
you and me, brother.
416
00:51:46,277 --> 00:51:49,413
We're going to go out tonight
and get so much fuckin' pussy,
417
00:51:49,445 --> 00:51:51,181
your head's gonna blow off.
418
00:51:52,449 --> 00:51:53,684
Pussy?
419
00:51:53,717 --> 00:51:55,452
Yeah, man, some
fuckin' pussy!
420
00:51:57,221 --> 00:51:58,456
Pussy?
421
00:51:59,590 --> 00:52:01,092
Dude, whoa, dude.
422
00:52:01,125 --> 00:52:03,327
Have you ever
had pussy, dude?
423
00:52:05,929 --> 00:52:07,864
Tito, you never
had fucking pussy?
424
00:52:07,898 --> 00:52:09,534
That's fucking
inhumane, man.
425
00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:11,568
We're gonna go out tonight
426
00:52:11,601 --> 00:52:14,337
and get you some
fuckin' wild, wet,
427
00:52:14,371 --> 00:52:15,306
young,
428
00:52:15,338 --> 00:52:17,708
tight fuckin' pussy, man.
429
00:52:18,474 --> 00:52:19,876
You know where
we're gonna get it?
430
00:52:19,909 --> 00:52:22,480
I've been carrying this shit
around for a fuckin' week.
431
00:52:22,512 --> 00:52:24,281
Check it out.
432
00:52:24,315 --> 00:52:25,782
Girls drink for free.
433
00:52:25,815 --> 00:52:28,151
Isn't that
fuckin' awesome?
434
00:52:28,184 --> 00:52:29,721
Let's fuckin' go.
435
00:52:30,186 --> 00:52:32,422
No. No.
436
00:52:32,456 --> 00:52:34,092
Tito, what?
437
00:52:34,858 --> 00:52:37,327
What are you fuckin'
talking about, dude?
438
00:52:37,894 --> 00:52:39,429
I can't go alone, man.
439
00:52:39,463 --> 00:52:41,399
I'll look like
a fucking idiot.
440
00:52:42,065 --> 00:52:45,201
Tito this is what friendship
is all about, man.
441
00:52:45,235 --> 00:52:47,637
I want to get some fuckin'
pussy tonight, dude.
442
00:52:47,670 --> 00:52:49,973
So you're gonna
come with me, man.
443
00:52:50,007 --> 00:52:51,075
Dude.
444
00:52:51,108 --> 00:52:53,544
I can fuckin' smell it
from here, brother.
445
00:52:53,577 --> 00:52:55,413
Use your fuckin'
nose, man.
446
00:52:55,445 --> 00:52:57,213
Fuckin' smell that shit.
447
00:52:57,246 --> 00:52:59,449
It's a fuckin' pussy
hunt tonight, dude.
448
00:52:59,483 --> 00:53:01,152
Seriously,
pussy hunt, man.
449
00:53:01,985 --> 00:53:03,621
Fuckin' pussy hunt,
brother.
450
00:53:03,653 --> 00:53:05,590
The fuckin'
pussy hunt, man.
451
00:53:05,623 --> 00:53:06,990
Pussy hunt, dude.
452
00:53:07,023 --> 00:53:08,425
Pussy huntin', brother.
453
00:53:08,458 --> 00:53:09,793
Pussy hunt, yeah.
454
00:53:09,827 --> 00:53:12,663
Pussy huntin'-huntin'.
Pussy huntin'. Pussy huntin'.
455
00:53:12,695 --> 00:53:15,365
Pussy huntin'.
Pussy huntin'. Pussy huntin'.
456
00:53:15,632 --> 00:53:16,666
No.
457
00:53:20,336 --> 00:53:21,739
Tito.
458
00:53:21,771 --> 00:53:23,507
Dude, what the...?
459
00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:26,844
Tito.
460
00:53:28,846 --> 00:53:31,382
I'm going out tonight
461
00:53:31,681 --> 00:53:33,417
to get some fuckin' pussy
462
00:53:34,385 --> 00:53:35,553
and you're
463
00:53:35,585 --> 00:53:37,221
coming
464
00:53:37,253 --> 00:53:38,889
with me,
465
00:53:39,757 --> 00:53:41,525
dude.
466
00:53:43,793 --> 00:53:45,996
Because that's
what friends are for.
467
00:53:47,731 --> 00:53:49,367
All right?
468
00:53:53,469 --> 00:53:55,105
Dude. Dude.
469
00:53:57,675 --> 00:54:00,144
Do you have anything
I can wear?
470
00:54:02,780 --> 00:54:04,148
No, dude.
471
00:54:04,648 --> 00:54:06,250
Black dude.
472
00:54:06,282 --> 00:54:07,918
Emotional, man.
473
00:54:07,951 --> 00:54:09,954
Oh, shit, what is this?
474
00:54:09,987 --> 00:54:11,722
Oh, man. Holy shit.
475
00:54:11,755 --> 00:54:13,023
Dude. Fit!
476
00:54:13,056 --> 00:54:14,924
These are perfect, dude.
477
00:54:14,958 --> 00:54:16,693
Bitches will think
we're in a band
478
00:54:16,726 --> 00:54:18,261
and we're rich fucks
or something.
479
00:54:18,295 --> 00:54:19,664
This one's yours
and this one's mine.
480
00:54:19,697 --> 00:54:20,865
Shit, no.
481
00:54:20,898 --> 00:54:22,400
This one's yours
and this one's mine, okay?
482
00:54:22,432 --> 00:54:26,302
Put that on and we leave
in 10 minutes, all right?
483
00:54:41,217 --> 00:54:43,788
Tito, man. Tito.
484
00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:45,722
Tito, man, let me in, bro.
485
00:54:45,755 --> 00:54:47,924
Tito.
486
00:54:47,958 --> 00:54:49,726
Put this on, man,
this is the shit.
487
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:52,028
Put that on, put that on. Tito.
488
00:55:55,324 --> 00:55:56,960
Ready to hunt?
489
00:56:05,835 --> 00:56:09,039
Hey, hey! Sour pussy
for me and my buddy.
490
00:56:20,617 --> 00:56:22,320
Pussy!
491
00:56:24,688 --> 00:56:25,990
Hey, yo, yo.
492
00:56:26,023 --> 00:56:27,423
Me and my buddy
want the bottle.
493
00:56:27,456 --> 00:56:28,725
We want the bottle.
494
00:56:28,759 --> 00:56:30,394
Keep the change, man.
495
00:56:40,269 --> 00:56:42,139
Keep the change, brother.
496
00:56:47,744 --> 00:56:49,380
Shots!
497
00:56:49,713 --> 00:56:51,048
Free shots, dude.
498
00:56:51,081 --> 00:56:52,650
We got sour pussy
in the house.
499
00:56:52,682 --> 00:56:53,851
Sour pussy.
500
00:56:53,884 --> 00:56:55,351
We're gonna get
fuckin' blitzed tonight.
501
00:56:55,385 --> 00:56:56,620
Got three star
pussy tonight.
502
00:56:56,652 --> 00:56:58,087
Me and my buddy we're
going all night long.
503
00:56:58,121 --> 00:56:59,557
We're going all
out tonight.
504
00:56:59,590 --> 00:57:01,192
You guys want some of this?
Sour pussy man, free shots.
505
00:57:01,224 --> 00:57:03,126
You want some of that?
506
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,728
Yow!
507
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,063
We're, ah,
in a band with my buddy
508
00:57:06,096 --> 00:57:07,597
so we're just like,
kind of, um,
509
00:57:07,630 --> 00:57:10,033
Yeah, it's kind of good just to
come in and see the city,
510
00:57:10,067 --> 00:57:11,501
you know.
511
00:57:11,534 --> 00:57:13,237
Just like, just like, ya wanna
get the audience to party,
512
00:57:13,269 --> 00:57:14,637
you know what I mean?
513
00:57:14,670 --> 00:57:16,373
'Cuz everybody parties
differently, like in every city.
514
00:57:16,405 --> 00:57:18,409
That's something that
a lot of people don't know.
515
00:57:18,442 --> 00:57:20,644
This is my buddy,
he's the bassist in a...
516
00:57:21,411 --> 00:57:22,847
he's kind of a...
517
00:57:23,512 --> 00:57:25,615
he's like a kind of
a weird guy socially, right,
518
00:57:25,648 --> 00:57:28,786
but when he's on stage,
then he can kind of like that,
519
00:57:28,818 --> 00:57:30,887
rip, right, kinda go
a little hard
520
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,356
when we're on tour,
type of thing.
521
00:57:33,389 --> 00:57:34,490
Yeah, so I got a bottle, right,
522
00:57:34,523 --> 00:57:36,025
and I'm not gonna let him have
any more
523
00:57:36,059 --> 00:57:37,595
'cuz he obviously
does not need any.
524
00:57:37,628 --> 00:57:38,963
You wanna do some?
525
00:57:38,996 --> 00:57:40,463
I'm gonna have a shot,
you can have a shot.
526
00:57:40,496 --> 00:57:43,099
I'm just kinda down to kinda
splurge tonight, like, kinda...
527
00:57:51,574 --> 00:57:54,177
What the fuck is
the matter with... Dude.
528
00:57:54,210 --> 00:57:56,746
Fuckin' had that girl.
What's up, man?
529
00:57:57,313 --> 00:57:59,716
Tito, dude.
What the...?
530
00:58:17,601 --> 00:58:19,369
I'm gonna go to
the bathroom, buddy.
531
00:58:19,402 --> 00:58:20,937
Back in a minute, all right?
532
00:58:20,971 --> 00:58:23,673
Dude, dude.
It's all good.
533
00:58:24,173 --> 00:58:26,344
You all right, dude?
534
00:58:27,677 --> 00:58:29,313
Back in a minute, all right.
Just fuckin' chill.
535
00:58:29,346 --> 00:58:30,847
Talk to the girl, man.
536
00:58:32,248 --> 00:58:34,384
Tito. Don't do it, brother.
537
00:58:35,552 --> 00:58:37,622
Talk to a girl, man.
538
00:58:38,054 --> 00:58:40,657
It's what you do in a bar.
539
00:58:40,690 --> 00:58:42,058
Chill, okay?
540
00:58:42,092 --> 00:58:43,794
Sit down if you need to.
541
00:58:43,827 --> 00:58:44,995
Tito.
542
00:58:50,867 --> 00:58:52,569
Fuckin' done
with you, bro.
543
00:59:43,119 --> 00:59:44,922
Can I have
a drink, please.
544
01:09:51,109 --> 01:09:56,109
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