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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,166 --> 00:00:12,250 â™ª "Bad Boy" by The Miami Sound Machine 2 00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:14,542 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 3 00:00:14,542 --> 00:00:17,458 â™ª 4 00:00:17,458 --> 00:00:20,041 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 5 00:00:20,041 --> 00:00:22,458 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 6 00:00:22,458 --> 00:00:25,291 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 7 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,834 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 8 00:00:27,834 --> 00:00:30,625 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 9 00:00:30,625 --> 00:00:33,125 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 10 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:35,750 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 11 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:38,125 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 12 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:41,125 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 13 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:43,709 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 14 00:00:43,709 --> 00:00:46,750 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 15 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:48,834 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 16 00:00:48,834 --> 00:00:51,834 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 17 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:55,667 â™ª BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD BOYS â™ª 18 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:58,417 â™ª YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD â™ª 19 00:00:58,417 --> 00:01:02,375 â™ª 20 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:06,458 â™ª BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD BOYS â™ª 21 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:10,458 â™ª YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD â™ª 22 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:12,041 â™ª I KNEW YOU WOULD â™ª 23 00:01:12,041 --> 00:01:14,959 â™ª 24 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,166 â™ª THE WAY YOU HOLD ME TIGHT â™ª 25 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:20,417 â™ª YOU GET ME SO EXCITED â™ª 26 00:01:20,417 --> 00:01:25,208 â™ª 27 00:01:25,208 --> 00:01:28,709 â™ª YOU DO ME OH SO RIGHT â™ª 28 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:30,250 â™ª MY HEART GOES BEEP-BEEP â™ª 29 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:32,500 â™ª BEEP-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP â™ª 30 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,291 â™ª 31 00:01:34,291 --> 00:01:38,166 â™ª BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD BOYS â™ª 32 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:40,458 â™ª YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD â™ª 33 00:01:40,458 --> 00:01:44,166 â™ª 34 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:48,709 â™ª I WANT YOUR BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD BOYS â™ª 35 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:51,542 â™ª YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD â™ª 36 00:01:51,542 --> 00:01:53,875 â™ª I KNEW YOU WOULD â™ª 37 00:01:53,875 --> 00:02:01,959 â™ª 38 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:19,083 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 39 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:21,750 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 40 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:24,417 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 41 00:02:24,417 --> 00:02:27,000 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 42 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,959 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 43 00:02:29,959 --> 00:02:32,375 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 44 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:34,917 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 45 00:02:34,917 --> 00:02:37,166 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 46 00:02:37,166 --> 00:02:39,417 â™ª 47 00:02:39,417 --> 00:02:42,750 â™ª AND WHEN HE DRIVES ME HOME â™ª 48 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:45,333 â™ª I FEEL SAFE AT NIGHT â™ª 49 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:50,041 â™ª 50 00:02:50,041 --> 00:02:53,417 â™ª YOU CALL ME ON THE PHONE â™ª 51 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:57,583 â™ª IT GOES RING, RING, RING, RING-A-DING-DING â™ª 52 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:59,083 â™ª 53 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:02,875 â™ª BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD BOYS â™ª 54 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:06,458 â™ª YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD â™ª 55 00:03:06,458 --> 00:03:08,625 â™ª 56 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:13,417 â™ª I WANT YOUR BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD BOYS â™ª 57 00:03:13,417 --> 00:03:16,166 â™ª YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD â™ª 58 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:18,250 â™ª I KNEW YOU WOULD â™ª 59 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:26,333 â™ª 60 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:43,834 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 61 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:46,583 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 62 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:49,166 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 63 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:51,917 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 64 00:03:51,917 --> 00:03:54,375 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 65 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:57,000 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 66 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,709 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 67 00:03:59,709 --> 00:04:02,500 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 68 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:05,041 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 69 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:07,750 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 70 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:10,208 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 71 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,959 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 72 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:15,583 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 73 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:18,208 â™ª BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS â™ª 74 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,417 â™ª BOYS WILL BE BOYS â™ª 75 00:04:20,417 --> 00:04:21,709 GOOD EVENING. 76 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:23,750 IS IT THE PENTHOUSE ? YES, MA'AM. 77 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,834 WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF ... 78 00:04:25,834 --> 00:04:29,500 "LIFESTYLES OF THE AVERAGE AND ANXIOUS " 79 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:33,208 WE MOVE ABOUT THE APARTMENT OF PETER MITCHELL, 80 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:35,917 YOUNG ARCHITECT ABOUT TOWN. 81 00:04:35,917 --> 00:04:37,917 IT'S HIS LATE 30's, 82 00:04:37,917 --> 00:04:39,875 OR IS IT HIS EARLY 40's -- 83 00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:41,083 WE'LL NEVER KNOW -- 84 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:42,542 BIRTHDAY PARTY. 85 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:46,166 ENTRANCED BY THE EUPHORIA AND EASE ... 86 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:49,083 THESE GLAMOROUS PEOPLE EXUDE ! 87 00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:53,041 I THINK I SPY THE BIRTHDAY BOY, HIMSELF ! 88 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:55,041 HOW ARE YOU, OLD CHUM ? 89 00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:58,041 YOU'RE LOOKING SO WELL, SO WELL. 90 00:04:58,041 --> 00:05:02,083 OVER HERE IS HIS SEMI-MAIN SQUEEZE, 91 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:04,709 REBECCA DAVIDSON. 92 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:05,959 THE PUBLIC WANTS TO KNOW ... 93 00:05:05,959 --> 00:05:09,291 WHAT AN ATTRACTIVE, SUCCESSFUL WOMAN, 94 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:12,000 SEES IN A BOZO, LIKE MY ROOMMATE. 95 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,125 WELL, HE'S UH ... CHARMING AND HE'S SWEET. 96 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:16,667 HE'S VERY THOUGHTFUL. 97 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:19,750 HE'S SORT OF BOYISHLY HANDSOME, BUT ... 98 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:23,375 HE HAS GOT THE MOST AMAZING -- 99 00:05:23,375 --> 00:05:25,500 [ Mock Eunuch Voice ] THANK YOU, REBECCA ! 100 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,083 YOU'RE WELCOME, MICHAEL. 101 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:29,458 SO PETER, TELL ME. 102 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:32,959 ARE YOU AND REBECCA STILL EXCLUSIVE ? 103 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:33,917 ME AND REBECCA ? 104 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,750 WE BOTH SEE OTHER PEOPLE. 105 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:36,917 REALLY ? 106 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:38,125 THAT'S NICE TO KNOW. 107 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:39,500 BYE. 108 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:42,333 HEY, BIRTHDAY BOY. 109 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:44,250 HI, ADAM. 110 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:46,291 REBECCA'S LOOKING SEXIER THAN EVER. 111 00:05:46,291 --> 00:05:48,500 YOU TWO STILL TOGETHER ? 112 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,917 YEAH, FOR 5 YEARS NOW. 113 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,500 TIGHT AS EVER. 114 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:56,166 [ Indistinct Party Chatter ] 115 00:05:56,166 --> 00:05:58,917 â™ª TRUE LOVE â™ª 116 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:00,959 â™ª TRUE LOVE â™ª 117 00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:02,709 â™ª TRUE LOVE â™ª 118 00:06:02,709 --> 00:06:05,875 JAMES ! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE "YOUNG RASCALS"? 119 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:08,500 THEY OLD. REAL OLD. 120 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:09,875 ONE OF THEM'S A SENATOR NOW. 121 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:11,208 OH, GOD, NO ! 122 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:13,625 REAL OLD ! 123 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:15,250 CAN I TALK TO YOU A MINUTE ? 124 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,417 I'M NOT DOING COMMERCIALS, ANYMORE. 125 00:06:17,417 --> 00:06:20,166 NO MORE TALKING T-BONES, OR COWBOYS WITH HEARTBURN. 126 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:21,792 I'M ONLY DOING SERIOUS STUFF. 127 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:22,667 HI. 128 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:23,834 JACK ! 129 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:25,667 ANGELA ... PHEW ! 130 00:06:25,667 --> 00:06:26,834 YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. 131 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:27,917 I'M DRESSED. 132 00:06:27,917 --> 00:06:30,333 THAT'S IT ! 133 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:36,542 [ Laughter And Indistinct Chatter over Music ] 134 00:06:43,041 --> 00:06:45,750 GENTLEMEN, I'M IN LOVE. 135 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,041 YOU ? YEAH. 136 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:48,667 IN A GENERIC SENSE. 137 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:50,000 RIGHT. 138 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 SO MANY WOMEN ... 139 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,542 SO LITTLE TIME. 140 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:57,750 SO, JACK ... 141 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,875 YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO DO THIS MOVIE IN TURKEY ? 142 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:02,250 YES, I AM. 143 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:04,875 I LEAVE IN A FEW SHORT HOURS. 144 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:07,333 WHAT IS IT ? "ZALMON THE BEAUTICIAN ?" 145 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:10,542 "ZALMON THE BARBARIAN." 146 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:13,709 WHAT ABOUT THE PLAY IN SOHO YOU WANTED TO DO ? 147 00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:15,875 EXCUSE ME. 148 00:07:15,875 --> 00:07:19,667 YOU SAID IT WAS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY. 149 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:23,875 YOU WANT MY INEVITABLY BRILLIANT REVIEWS, 150 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:25,750 OR NEXT MONTH'S RENT ? 151 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:28,750 FORGET ABOUT NEXT MONTH'S RENT. DO THE PLAY. 152 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:30,875 THAT'S SWEET OF YOU. 153 00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:33,083 YOU ARE A VERY DECENT MAN. 154 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:35,125 I'M A GODDAMN SAINT. 155 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:36,709 "SAINT" IS A BIT MUCH. 156 00:07:36,709 --> 00:07:40,250 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING, BABY ? 157 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,709 NAME'S JOHNNY. GIVE ME FIVE. 158 00:07:42,709 --> 00:07:45,333 I MEAN, GIVE ME THREE. 159 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:47,375 YEAH, YEAH. 160 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:49,583 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DRAW "JOHNNY COOL." 161 00:07:49,583 --> 00:07:51,291 COOLEST CAT IN THE WORLD, RIGHT ? 162 00:07:51,291 --> 00:07:53,542 NO ONE COOLER, BABY. 163 00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:57,500 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY. 164 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,542 WHAT'S WRONG ? 165 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:01,500 DAVID. THE GUY YOU BROKE UP WITH ? 166 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,250 THE GOOD LOOKING ONE. 167 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,417 INCREDIBLY GOOD LOOKING. 168 00:08:05,417 --> 00:08:08,875 HE USED TO READ ME "JOHNNY COOL" EVERY MORNING. 169 00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:12,458 HEY, HEY. POOR BABY. 170 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:15,250 KNOW HOW TO GET OVER A LOVER ? 171 00:08:17,417 --> 00:08:19,792 DANCE WITH A STRANGER. 172 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:24,709 DAVID'S AN INCREDIBLE DANCER. 173 00:08:24,709 --> 00:08:27,625 HE STUDIED 3 YEARS WITH THE JOFFREY BALLET. 174 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,959 3 YEARS ? 175 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:31,625 JOFFREY BALLET ? 176 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:37,125 YOU GUYS WILL GET BACK TOGETHER. 177 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:40,458 COULD I CALL HIM AND INVITE HIM TO THE PARTY ? 178 00:08:42,041 --> 00:08:43,125 UH, YEAH. 179 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:57,375 TWINS ! 180 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:59,041 THERE IT IS ! 181 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:02,458 YEAH ! 182 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:05,875 ONE OF THE BEST CLUTCH SHOTS OF ALL TIME. 183 00:09:05,875 --> 00:09:08,458 NOBODY PLAYED BETTER THAN ... 184 00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:10,625 REED, WEST, CHAMBERLAIN, BAYLOR. 185 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:13,500 I'LL RUN IT FOR YOU AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION. 186 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,834 PEOPLE ARE ASKING FOR YOU. 187 00:09:15,834 --> 00:09:17,583 LET'S GO MINGLE. 188 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:20,792 "MINGLE" SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SEA LIONS DO BEFORE MATING. 189 00:09:20,792 --> 00:09:23,375 YOU ARE THE GUEST OF HONOR. THEY LOVE YOU. 190 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:25,834 BUT THESE GUYS NEED ME. DON'T YOU ? 191 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:28,166 NO. GO ON. 192 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:31,792 WAIT, THERE IT IS. 193 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:33,709 YEAH ! 194 00:09:33,709 --> 00:09:37,041 THE GREATEST CLUTCH SHOT IN BASKETBALL HISTORY. 195 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:39,208 UNARGUABLY. 196 00:09:39,208 --> 00:09:40,709 THE BEST. 197 00:09:42,959 --> 00:09:44,959 PAUL, LISTEN. 198 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,709 YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND A GREAT DIRECTOR, 199 00:09:47,709 --> 00:09:50,250 BUT I'M NOT DOING COMMERCIALS EVER AGAIN. 200 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:51,959 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO A COMMERCIAL. 201 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,041 I NEED A FAVOR. 202 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,709 ALL RIGHT, SHOOT. 203 00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:57,125 I'M HAVING A PACKAGE DELIVERED TOMORROW, 204 00:09:57,125 --> 00:10:00,834 BUT I'M GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO ON A SHOOT. 205 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:04,000 YOU'RE GOING TO SHOOT IN SAN FRANCISCO ? 206 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,625 WHO ARE YOU USING ? 207 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:08,208 LEN PETERS. 208 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,583 DIDN'T YOU LIKE MY LAST DOG FOOD COMMERCIAL ? 209 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:13,125 THAT WAS A CLASSIC. 210 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:15,750 COULD I HAVE THIS PACKAGE DELIVERED HERE ? 211 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:18,208 SURE, NO PROBLEM. 212 00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:20,458 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 213 00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:22,291 DO YOU THINK I'M OVEREXPOSED ? 214 00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:25,458 OVEREXPOSED ? NO, NOT AT ALL. 215 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:29,583 IT'LL BE DELIVERED TOMORROW AND PICKED UP THURSDAY. 216 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:31,875 TOMORROW; PICKED UP THURSDAY. 217 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,417 THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. 218 00:10:33,417 --> 00:10:35,250 DON'T MENTION IT. 219 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,792 ALL RIGHT. 220 00:10:37,792 --> 00:10:43,250 â™ª HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR PETER â™ª 221 00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:48,250 â™ª HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU â™ª 222 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:54,250 [ Crowd Cheers ] 223 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,959 SPEECH ! SPEECH ! 224 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:58,583 OH, UH ... 225 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:03,417 FIRST OF ALL, 226 00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:07,542 I WANT TO THANK JACK AND MICHAEL AND REBECCA ... 227 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,959 FOR EMBARRASSING ME WITH THIS FLOW OF SENTIMENT. 228 00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:14,333 AWWW. 229 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:17,083 THANKS FOR COMING. 230 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,875 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 231 00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:27,125 [ Rebecca ] I THINK EVERYBODY HAD A GREAT TIME. 232 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,875 [ Peter ] I SURE DID. 233 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,709 WHY DON'T YOU STICK AROUND A WHILE ? 234 00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:40,542 I THOUGHT SENTIMENT MADE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. 235 00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:44,458 I CAN HANDLE IT, 236 00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:47,667 AS LONG AS IT'S DISGUISED AS SEX. 237 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,000 STAY TONIGHT. 238 00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,709 I CAN'T. 239 00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:02,166 I HAVE TO BE UP AT 7 AM FOR A PRETRIAL MEETING. 240 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,166 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PETER. 241 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,834 MMMM. 242 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:18,834 YEAH, RIGHT. 243 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:22,917 IT WAS A GREAT PARTY. 244 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,709 YOU KNOW, IN THIS LIGHT ... 245 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,083 YOU'RE KIND OF UGLY. 246 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,583 THAT RUT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FOREHEAD ... 247 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,542 IS GETTING OUT OF HAND. 248 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:41,625 WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN TO YOU ? 249 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:43,875 AS SOON AS YOU GET A WOMAN IN YOUR ROOM, 250 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:48,041 YOU TURN INTO HER BROTHER AND SOLVE HER PROBLEMS. 251 00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:51,417 UNLIKE YOU, AND OUR SEXUALLY INSATIABLE ROOMMATE, 252 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:53,542 I'M A SENSITIVE GUY. 253 00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:56,667 I HAVE MORE ON MY MIND THAN PRONGING CHICKS. 254 00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:59,458 WHAT'S A GOOD YEAR FOR PRONGING CHICKS ? 255 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,917 THE '82 BORDEAUX WORKS EVERY TIME. 256 00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:04,041 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 257 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,875 DID SOMEBODY DIE HERE ? 258 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,625 REBECCA LEFT EARLY. 259 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,583 MICHAEL SAVED ANOTHER DOOMED RELATIONSHIP. 260 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:13,709 POST-PARTY DEPRESSION. 261 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:17,417 I'M OUT OF HERE TOMORROW, FOR 10 WEEKS. 262 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:20,750 WHAT DO YOU SAY I GET RID OF CHERISE, 263 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:24,375 WE HUNKER DOWN WITH A BOTTLE OF WINE AND SHOOT POOL ? 264 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:25,625 I GOT A BETTER IDEA. 265 00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:28,750 YOU TWO HUNKER DOWN, AND I'LL -- 266 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,417 NO, NO, NO. 267 00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:31,417 JUST GO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 268 00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:33,417 ENJOY YOURSELF. 269 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:36,917 TOUGH JOB, BUT IT'S GOTTA BE DONE. 270 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,625 HE'S UNBELIEVABLE. 271 00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:42,000 THE MAN IS ONE GIANT GLAND. 272 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:46,083 [ Phone Ringing ] 273 00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:51,917 JACK ? JACK ? 274 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,583 [ Answer Machine In Background ] HE LEFT ALREADY, CHERISE. 275 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,291 I THINK HE TOOK MY MOUSSE. 276 00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:58,500 THAT'S OUR BOY. 277 00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,959 THANKS, PETER. 278 00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:00,959 SEE YOU AROUND. 279 00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:02,917 YEAH. 280 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:05,250 [ Answer Machine ] IT'S ME, JACK. 281 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:08,792 I'M AT THE AIRPORT, BUT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 282 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:12,208 A PACKAGE IS GOING TO BE DELIVERED TODAY. 283 00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,625 SOME GUYS WILL PICK IT UP THURSDAY BEFORE NOON. 284 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:16,625 JUST PUT IT ASIDE, AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 285 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:20,625 IT'S A VERY DELICATE MATTER, SO DON'T TELL ANYBODY. 286 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,500 I'LL BRING YOU BACK SOMETHING FROM TURKEY. 287 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,500 MAYBE A DRUMSTICK. 288 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,875 SEE YOU LATER. BYE-BYE. 289 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,709 [ Answer Machine Stops ] 290 00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:40,417 HI, HARRY. 291 00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:41,750 MORNING, SIR. 292 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,375 [ Ding ] 293 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,333 MICHAEL ? 294 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,834 GET OUT HERE. 295 00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:06,000 WHAT IS IT ? 296 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,834 JUST GET OUT HERE. 297 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:16,709 WHAT ? 298 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:18,583 [ Chuckle ] 299 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,291 WHAT'S GOING ON ? 300 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,750 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT ? 301 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,917 OH, OKAY. JUST LOOK IN THE HALL. 302 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:28,375 YEAH ? 303 00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,667 JUST LOOK OUT IN THE HALL. 304 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,333 [ Chuckle ] 305 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,083 OKAY. 306 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,917 [ Chuckle ] 307 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,583 THAT'S A BABY. 308 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,166 I KNOW IT'S A BABY. 309 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,500 WHAT'S IT DOING THERE ? 310 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,333 IT'S SLEEPING. 311 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,208 WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE IT BELONGS TO ? 312 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:49,291 PETER, THERE'S A NOTE. 313 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:53,375 ALL RIGHT, I'LL JUST PLAY ALONG. 314 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,375 "DEAR JACK, HERE IS OUR BABY." 315 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,709 OH, NO. 316 00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:06,333 YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ? 317 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:09,417 I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO HIM SOONER OR LATER. 318 00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:13,875 "I CAN'T HANDLE THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO TURN." 319 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:15,041 RIGHT. 320 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,959 "SOMEDAY I HOPE YOU CAN BOTH FORGIVE ME. 321 00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:20,041 HER NAME IS MARY. LOVE, SYLVIA." 322 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,709 WHO'S SYLVIA ? 323 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:24,917 YOU NEED A SECRETARY TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL HIS WOMEN. 324 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,458 HE LEFT A MESSAGE ABOUT A PACKAGE ... 325 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,792 BEING DELIVERED TODAY. 326 00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:30,875 HE SAID TO PUT IT ASIDE AND NOT WORRY ABOUT IT. 327 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,000 HE SAID THAT ABOUT A BABY ? 328 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 HE TAKES PROCREATION A LITTLE LIGHTLY. 329 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,208 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO ? 330 00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:37,667 PICK IT UP. 331 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,125 YOU PICK IT UP. 332 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:40,542 I'M NOT PICKING IT UP ! 333 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:41,250 YOU FOUND IT ! 334 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:47,500 [ Baby Cries ] 335 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,792 ONE OF US HAS TO PICK IT UP. 336 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,375 IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ME. 337 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:54,458 [ Baby Cries Louder ] 338 00:16:54,458 --> 00:17:00,792 [ Crying Continues ] 339 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:03,583 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BABIES. 340 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,250 NEITHER DO I. 341 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,792 WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. BE MY GUEST. 342 00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:09,709 IT'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY. 343 00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:10,667 IT'S NOT MINE, EITHER. 344 00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:12,542 DON'T YELL AT ME ! 345 00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:14,166 IT CAN'T BE THAT DIFFICULT. 346 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,166 JUST FEED IT. IT'LL SHUT UP. 347 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:17,375 I DON'T KNOW WHAT BABIES EAT ! 348 00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:18,959 SOFT STUFF. 349 00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:21,750 WE WERE BABIES ONCE. WHAT DID WE EAT ? 350 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,375 IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD; I CAN'T REMEMBER. 351 00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:29,166 WAIT ! WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? 352 00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:33,375 TO GET BABY FOOD. WE CAN'T FEED IT CAKE AND GOAT CHEESE. 353 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:34,500 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ? 354 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,667 ENTERTAIN IT. 355 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:37,792 "ENTERTAIN IT !" 356 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:43,041 [ Baby Still Crying ] 357 00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:44,792 HOW DO YOU ENTERTAIN A BABY ? 358 00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:47,625 HEY, JUNIOR. 359 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:49,000 LOOK AT MY HANDS. 360 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,625 [ Baby Still Crying ] 361 00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:52,709 LOOK AT THIS. 362 00:17:52,709 --> 00:17:54,917 IT'S A GLASS; A PRISM. 363 00:17:54,917 --> 00:17:56,500 LOOK AT THOSE COLORS. 364 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,500 THIS IS NICE; EXPENSIVE. 365 00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,834 YOU DON'T LIKE THAT. 366 00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:01,667 HOW ABOUT ... OH, LOOK. 367 00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:04,750 IT'S ALMOST LIKE JAPANESE ORIGAMI ! 368 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,125 IT'S A BIRD ! IT'S A BIRD ! 369 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:07,875 NO, HUH ? 370 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:10,834 [ Crying Continues ] 371 00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,333 I'M GETTING A HEADACHE. 372 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,000 YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE. 373 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,709 HOW ABOUT THIS ? 374 00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:17,542 A HAIRY CHEST ! 375 00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,125 LIKE THAT ? YOU WANT ONE OF THESE ? 376 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,166 EXCUSE ME. 377 00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:26,875 WHERE CAN I GET A JAR OF BABY FOOD ? 378 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:28,333 3rd AISLE TO THE RIGHT. 379 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,125 RIGHT. 380 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,375 THEY GOTTA BE KIDDING. 381 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,959 [ Talking Jive ] WHAT'S HAPPENING, BABY ? 382 00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:51,375 HOW YOU DOING TODAY ? 383 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:54,166 MY NAME IS JOHNNY. 384 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,959 THAT'S RIGHT, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME MR. COOL. 385 00:18:56,959 --> 00:18:59,375 WHAT'S YOUR NAME ? 386 00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,667 HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD ? 387 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:02,959 WHAT'S THE MATTER ? 388 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:04,250 CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE ? 389 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,125 WHY CAN'T YOU TALK ? 390 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,125 [ Baby Still Crying ] 391 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:13,917 COME ON, KID. I'M DOING MY BEST. 392 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:24,917 EXCUSE ME. 393 00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:26,333 IS THIS A GOOD MEAL FOR A BABY ? 394 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,083 THAT'S FOR TODDLERS. WHAT'S A TODDLER ? 395 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,458 1 1/2 TO 2 YEARS. 396 00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,542 I NEED SOMETHING FOR A BABY. 397 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:33,750 THIS IS YOUR FIRST ? 398 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,125 FIRST WHAT ? BABY. 399 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:38,250 YEAH. FIRST AND LAST. 400 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:41,375 NO MATTER HOW YOU PREPARE, YOU'RE NEVER READY. 401 00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:42,458 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 402 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:43,834 WHAT AN INFANT EATS ... 403 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,333 CAN YOU -- 404 00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:48,542 CAN DETERMINE ITS ENTIRE FUTURE. 405 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:51,709 THAT'S FASCINATING, BUT ALL I NEED IS FOOD. 406 00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:53,917 THAT'S ALL. 407 00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:55,291 WHAT'S THE BEST SELLING BRAND ? 408 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,792 THAT WHITE CAN. 409 00:19:57,792 --> 00:19:59,291 THIS IS THE BEST ? 410 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,000 NO, IT'S THE CHEAPEST. THAT'S WHY IT SELLS. 411 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,291 HOW ABOUT THIS ONE ? 412 00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:04,667 THAT'S GOOD, 413 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,750 BUT IT'S GOT IRON IN IT. 414 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,959 IS THAT BAD ? 415 00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:09,667 IF YOUR BABY'S ALLERGIC TO IT. 416 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,333 HOW DO YOU KNOW IF SHE'S ALLERGIC ? 417 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,041 THEY THROW UP ALL OVER YOU. 418 00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:16,333 BUT THEY THROW UP EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT ALLERGIC. 419 00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:19,792 SOME BABIES CAN'T HOLD ANYTHING DOWN. 420 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,750 WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE ? 421 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,542 THAT'S FOR OLDER BABIES. 422 00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:26,333 HOW OLD IS YOUR BABY ? 423 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,667 ABOUT THAT OLD. 424 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,542 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW OLD YOUR BABY IS ? 425 00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:33,166 YES I DO. 426 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,667 IS SHE TEETHING ? TEETHING ? 427 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:40,625 DOES SHE CRY ALL NIGHT, CHEW HER FIST AND DROOL ? 428 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:43,041 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE 3 OF THESE, 429 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,542 AND SOME OF THESE -- 430 00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:47,375 THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. 431 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,542 YOU'VE BEEN A SOURCE OF GREAT DISTRESS. 432 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,750 IF SHE'S LESS THAN 3 MONTHS OLD, 433 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:56,041 YOU'VE GOT TO STERILIZE THE NIPPLES. 434 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,709 [ Imitating Bubbling Sounds While Baby Cries ] 435 00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:05,959 HERE IT COMES. 436 00:21:05,959 --> 00:21:12,834 [ Crying Continues ] 437 00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:15,041 HEY ! LOOK ! 438 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,041 I'LL GIVE YOU $10 IF YOU STOP CRYING. 439 00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:18,458 $10 BUCKS, HUH ? 440 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:20,709 [ Crying ] 441 00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:22,875 I'M GOING TO PICK YOU UP, NOW. 442 00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:25,125 THERE YOU GO, JR. 443 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,542 IS THAT BETTER ? 444 00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:31,500 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE WALK ? 445 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,667 WAIT A MINUTE. 446 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,083 OKAY. HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS ? 447 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:40,250 NO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO KEEP CRYING. 448 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,333 [ Crying Continues ] 449 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,125 NO, NO, WAIT. 450 00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:47,417 â™ª ROCK-A-BYE BABY ON THE TREE TOP â™ª 451 00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:51,083 â™ª WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS NA-NA-NA-NA-NA â™ª 452 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:53,083 â™ª SOMETHING LIKE LAUGHING -- â™ª 453 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,083 COME ON ! WHERE THE HELL IS HE ? 454 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,792 MILKING THE COWS OR SOMETHING ? 455 00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:59,125 LOOK ! NO CRYING. 456 00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:01,291 HEY WAIT A MINUTE ! 457 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,333 YOU CAN DRIVE A GUY TO DRINK. 458 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,917 NO, NOT YOU. YOU'RE A CUTE LITTLE THING. 459 00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:08,583 HOW ABOUT: 460 00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:10,792 â™ª HUSH LITTLE BABY DON'T YOU CRY â™ª 461 00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:14,417 â™ª WHEN PETER GETS HOME, I'M GONNA PUNCH HIM IN THE EYE â™ª 462 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:17,041 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE ARE. 463 00:22:17,041 --> 00:22:19,375 HERE WE ARE IN MY ROOM. 464 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:22,959 LOOK AROUND HERE. THIS IS NICE, HUH ? 465 00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:25,750 WE'LL SIT DOWN HERE. 466 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,250 LOOK ! WE'RE GOING TO WATCH A LITTLE TV. 467 00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:31,917 YEAH, JUST YOU AND ME. 468 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,917 HERE YOU GO. 469 00:22:34,917 --> 00:22:36,500 AMUSE YOURSELF. 470 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:40,667 WOMEN ARE WONDERING, ARE THEY HAVING AN ORGASM ? 471 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:43,291 [ Crying Stops ] MEN ARE WORRIED MAYBE THEIR PENIS -- 472 00:22:43,291 --> 00:22:45,083 WHOA, WHOA. 473 00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:47,875 NO, YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT. 474 00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:48,959 [ Doorbell ] 475 00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:52,917 WE'LL HAVE A NICE CONVERSATION WITH UNCLE PETER ... 476 00:22:52,917 --> 00:22:55,041 AND LET HIM HAVE SOME FUN. 477 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,125 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 478 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,625 WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ? 479 00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:01,375 OH, HI, MRS. HATHAWAY. 480 00:23:01,375 --> 00:23:04,375 OH, WHAT A DARLING LITTLE BABY ! 481 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:05,917 IS IT YOURS ? 482 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:08,250 NO, IT'S NOT MINE. MR. MITCHELL'S ? 483 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:11,041 NO, SOMEONE LOANED IT TO US. 484 00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,041 WE'RE WATCHING HER FOR A WHILE. 485 00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:14,333 WHAT'S ITS NAME ? 486 00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:17,166 ITS NAME IS UH, UH, SYLVIA. 487 00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:19,458 NO, MARY, MARY. 488 00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:22,458 WE'VE HAD A TOUGH MORNING, AND WE'RE TUCKERED OUT. 489 00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:27,041 WE HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE. BYE-BYE, MRS. HATHAWAY. 490 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,959 BY THE WAY, 491 00:23:30,959 --> 00:23:33,333 THIS PACKAGE JUST ARRIVED FOR YOU DOWNSTAIRS. 492 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:36,166 [ Crying Continues ] 493 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,041 ALL RIGHT, GREAT. 494 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,709 COULD I HOLD HER ? 495 00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:41,542 I DON'T THINK SO. 496 00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:43,125 I LOVE BABIES. 497 00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:46,542 OH, YES. TCH, TCH, TCH. [ Crying Stops ] 498 00:23:46,542 --> 00:23:49,250 I JUST LOVE BABIES. 499 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:51,083 UNFORTUNATELY, MR. HATHAWAY AND I ... 500 00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:53,208 WERE NEVER ABLE TO HAVE ANY. 501 00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:55,458 MR. HATHAWAY HAS A LOW SPERM COUNT. 502 00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:58,041 SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK. 503 00:23:58,041 --> 00:24:02,250 OH, YOU ARE A CUTE LITTLE BUNDLE, AREN'T YOU ? 504 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,000 YOU DO REALIZE SHE DID A DOODLE ? 505 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,458 YES, YOU DID. 506 00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:10,792 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CHANGE HER ? 507 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:13,667 NO, I CAN DO IT. 508 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,834 I'M USED TO IT. 509 00:24:15,834 --> 00:24:18,208 THANKS, WE'VE GOT TO GO NOW. 510 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:21,125 WE'RE GONNA SAY BYE-BYE, NOW. 511 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,959 BYE-BYE. 512 00:24:22,959 --> 00:24:24,125 BYE-BYE. 513 00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:26,667 BYE-BYE-BYE. 514 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:29,583 IF YOU EVER NEED A BABY-SITTER -- [ Crying Begins Again ] 515 00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,417 ALL RIGHT, THANKS. 516 00:24:31,417 --> 00:24:33,000 SHE'S A LOVELY BABY. 517 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,583 ADORABLE. 518 00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:36,417 THIS BABY HASN'T STOPPED CRYING. 519 00:24:36,417 --> 00:24:38,250 SHE DID A DOODLE. 520 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:39,959 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ? 521 00:24:39,959 --> 00:24:42,166 DON'T TELL ME. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 522 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:43,667 YOU'RE GONNA KNOW, BECAUSE SHE DID IT. 523 00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:45,625 [ Crying Continues ] 524 00:24:45,625 --> 00:24:49,083 I HAD TO GO 3 PLACES AND GET 4 KINDS OF FORMULA. 525 00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:53,375 2 KINDS OF DIAPERS, BOTTLES, TOWELS, NIPPLES -- 526 00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:56,250 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH CRAP KIDS NEED. 527 00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:58,458 HOW OLD IS SHE ? 528 00:24:58,458 --> 00:25:00,750 YOU WANT ME TO CHECK HER DRIVER'S LICENSE ? 529 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:04,333 YOU CAN TELL HOW OLD SHE IS BY FEELING HER TEETH. 530 00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:06,291 I'M NOT FEELING HER TEETH ! 531 00:25:06,291 --> 00:25:08,291 I'M TIRED OF HOLDING HER. 532 00:25:08,291 --> 00:25:10,750 I CAN'T HOLD HER AND MAKE HER BOTTLE. 533 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:15,125 I'LL HOLD HER. YOU CHECK THE TEETH. 534 00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:16,959 COME ON ! 535 00:25:25,208 --> 00:25:26,208 I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING. 536 00:25:26,208 --> 00:25:27,625 WHAT'S THAT MEAN ? 537 00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:28,709 SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY TEETH ! 538 00:25:28,709 --> 00:25:30,750 NEITHER DID GABBY HAYES, AND HE WAS 90. 539 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:32,750 WE'LL GIVE HER THE STUFF FOR NEWBORNS ... 540 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:34,458 AND HOPE SHE'S NOT ALLERGIC. 541 00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:36,959 YOU'VE NO IDEA WHAT THEY CAN BE ALLERGIC TO. 542 00:25:36,959 --> 00:25:38,458 WHAT'S THAT STENCH ? 543 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:41,375 [ Crying Has Stopped ] HOLD HER. 544 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,041 JUST HOLD HER. 545 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,125 THIS IS A GIRL. SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS ? 546 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:47,000 JUST HOLD HER, SO I CAN GET THE DIAPER OFF. 547 00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:50,709 OHH ! AWWW ! 548 00:25:50,709 --> 00:25:52,583 HOW COULD SOMETHING SO SMALL ... 549 00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:55,000 CREATE SOMETHING SO DISGUSTING ? 550 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,208 BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 551 00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:58,709 HAND ME THE OTHER DIAPER. 552 00:25:58,709 --> 00:26:00,083 OH ! 553 00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:01,834 SHOULDN'T WE WASH HER ? 554 00:26:01,834 --> 00:26:03,542 WE'LL WASH HER LATER. 555 00:26:03,542 --> 00:26:04,834 GET ME THE COTTON. 556 00:26:04,834 --> 00:26:06,667 OH ! 557 00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:08,500 HERE IT IS. 558 00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:11,333 JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE COTTON. 559 00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:13,834 I DON'T NEED A PACKAGE. 560 00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:16,917 GET ME THE COTTON WIPIES. 561 00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:23,667 [ Groans ] 562 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,291 THIS IS DISGUSTING. 563 00:26:27,291 --> 00:26:28,875 IT'S ALL OVER AND IT'S STICKY. 564 00:26:30,917 --> 00:26:33,834 WE'RE GOING TO NEED SOME KIND OF CLEANING FLUID. 565 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:35,417 HOW ABOUT AFTER-SHAVE ? 566 00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:38,417 COME ON, MICHAEL, JUST GET A DIAPER. 567 00:26:39,709 --> 00:26:41,542 OH ! 568 00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:46,333 DO THESE TAPES GO IN FRONT OR BACK ? 569 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:47,625 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ? 570 00:26:49,458 --> 00:26:52,166 THESE ARE WAY TOO BIG ! 571 00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:55,625 WHAT SIZE DID YOU GET ? THEY'RE ULTRA ABSORBENT. 572 00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:57,625 THE MORE ABSORBENT, THE BETTER ! 573 00:26:57,625 --> 00:27:00,667 HOLD HER ! SHE'S GOING CRAZY. 574 00:27:00,667 --> 00:27:02,667 I DON'T WANT TO. COME ON, MICHAEL ! 575 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:05,291 YOU'RE GOING TO RIP IT. I'M NOT GOING TO RIP IT. 576 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,208 YES, YOU ARE. [ Rip ] 577 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:09,542 GET ME ANOTHER DIAPER. 578 00:27:09,542 --> 00:27:12,333 I'LL USE THE TAPE. I'LL TAPE IT UP. 579 00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:14,667 I'M AN ARCHITECT, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 580 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:16,750 I BUILD 50-STORY SKYSCRAPERS. 581 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,875 I ASSEMBLE CITIES OF THE FUTURE. 582 00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:21,083 I CAN CERTAINLY PUT TOGETHER A GODDAMN DIAPER. 583 00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,458 TAKE IT EASY, KID. 584 00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:28,458 THERE, SEE ? 585 00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:31,750 IT'S WORKING. A PIECE OF CAKE. 586 00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,083 YEAH. 587 00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:34,917 NICE JOB, PETE. 588 00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:39,792 [ Dribbling Sound ] 589 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,667 THE LITTLE INSECT WAS JUST WAITING ... 590 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,333 FOR THAT DIAPER TO FALL OFF. 591 00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:53,208 I THINK WE'RE IN TROUBLE. 592 00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:56,500 [ Baby Gurgles ] 593 00:28:00,834 --> 00:28:03,291 I'M GOING TO KILL JACK. 594 00:28:05,959 --> 00:28:07,166 I'M GOING TO KILL HIM. 595 00:28:09,959 --> 00:28:11,542 [ Gagging Sound ] 596 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:19,458 THIS IS THE DEAL. 597 00:28:19,458 --> 00:28:20,875 MICHAEL. WHAT ? 598 00:28:20,875 --> 00:28:23,417 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WASH WHERE THE POOP WAS. 599 00:28:23,417 --> 00:28:25,125 COME ON. 600 00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:27,000 ALL RIGHTY. 601 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000 YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING OFF THAT WAY. 602 00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:36,834 THERE YOU GO. THAT'S CLEAN. 603 00:28:36,834 --> 00:28:38,750 I'LL RINSE HER. 604 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,542 RINSE HER A LITTLE BIT. 605 00:28:40,542 --> 00:28:42,583 THERE WE GO. 606 00:28:42,583 --> 00:28:45,083 THIS IS FOR MOISTURIZING -- 607 00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:47,500 DON'T USE THE BABY LOTION NOW. 608 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:50,000 IT SAYS, "PREVENTS CHAPPING." 609 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,625 JUST WASH HER. 610 00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:54,208 I'LL PUT SOME IN JUST TO MAKE SURE. 611 00:28:57,625 --> 00:29:02,166 [ Baby Babbling ] 612 00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:10,333 [ Pooping Sound ] 613 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:12,083 [ Baby Begins Crying ] 614 00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:32,959 [ Baby Making Contented Noises ] 615 00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:02,375 WE GOTTA GET SOME HELP. 616 00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:06,417 JACK SAID THIS IS A DELICATE SITUATION, 617 00:30:06,417 --> 00:30:08,834 THAT WE SHOULDN'T TELL ANYBODY. 618 00:30:08,834 --> 00:30:11,667 CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM PUTTING US THROUGH HELL ... 619 00:30:11,667 --> 00:30:14,458 TO SAVE HIS PRECIOUS REPUTATION ? 620 00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:16,333 I'M NOT DOING IT, ANYMORE. 621 00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:19,709 [ Baby Begins To Cry ] 622 00:30:19,709 --> 00:30:20,834 ODDS. 623 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,875 [ Siren Approaching ] 624 00:31:41,834 --> 00:31:43,667 [ Clunk ] 625 00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:46,709 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A HEADACHE. 626 00:31:46,709 --> 00:31:50,750 MARY, LET ME HAVE THE PEN. 627 00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:54,625 I'M LATER THAN USUAL FOR THE DEADLINE. 628 00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:57,667 COME HERE. OKAY ? 629 00:32:06,542 --> 00:32:09,250 ACTUALLY, I DON'T SEEM TO HAVE THEM AFTER ALL. 630 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:11,625 I MUST HAVE LEFT THEM AT THE OFFICE. 631 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:13,291 I'LL GET THEM IN THE MORNING. 632 00:32:13,291 --> 00:32:15,709 RIGHT. 633 00:32:15,709 --> 00:32:18,750 YOUR DADDY'S A DEAD MAN. 634 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:19,917 [ Ding ] 635 00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:26,458 [ Doorbell ] 636 00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:27,875 [ Knocking ] 637 00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:29,875 REBECCA YOU'RE -- 638 00:32:29,875 --> 00:32:31,208 I CAME AS SOON AS I COULD. 639 00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:32,834 WHO ARE YOU ? 640 00:32:32,834 --> 00:32:36,000 THIS IS JAN CLOPATZ; PETER MITCHELL. 641 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,959 HOW DO YOU DO. 642 00:32:37,959 --> 00:32:40,709 JAN IS A CELLIST FROM HUNGARY. 643 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:43,500 HE'S PLAYING AT CARNEGIE HALL. 644 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,417 WHAT A THRILL. 645 00:32:45,417 --> 00:32:46,792 WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY ? 646 00:32:46,792 --> 00:32:48,750 JUST COME WITH ME. 647 00:32:50,417 --> 00:32:53,583 THIS IS THE BIG EMERGENCY. 648 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:57,917 IT'S A BABY. 649 00:32:57,917 --> 00:33:00,208 WHY'S THAT THE FIRST THING EVERYBODY SAYS ? 650 00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:01,417 OF COURSE IT'S A BABY. 651 00:33:01,417 --> 00:33:02,959 IT'S YOUR BABY ? 652 00:33:02,959 --> 00:33:05,041 IT'S NOT MINE. IT'S JACK'S. 653 00:33:05,041 --> 00:33:06,083 JACK HAS A BABY ? 654 00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:08,834 I REALIZE THAT TENDS TO NEGATE ... 655 00:33:08,834 --> 00:33:10,917 OUR BELIEF IN A BENEVOLENT GOD. 656 00:33:10,917 --> 00:33:13,125 IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE JACK. HE HAS MORE HAIR. 657 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,166 I'M GLAD YOU CAN JOKE AT A TIME LIKE THIS. 658 00:33:15,166 --> 00:33:17,166 SHE NEEDS TO BE HELD. 659 00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:19,333 BABIES LIKE TO BE HELD. 660 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:20,291 WHERE IS HE ? 661 00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,250 JACK'S IN TURKEY, 662 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,709 WHICH IS WHERE I'D BE IF MY BABY WAS IN NEW YORK. 663 00:33:24,709 --> 00:33:26,792 WE'RE DYING HERE. 664 00:33:26,792 --> 00:33:29,000 MICHAEL DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT BABIES. 665 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,625 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT BABIES. 666 00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:33,333 I'VE GOT DEADLINES HANGING ALL OVER ME. 667 00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:36,667 I'VE BEEN READING BOOKS ABOUT BABIES. 668 00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:38,834 I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. 669 00:33:38,834 --> 00:33:41,625 IT SAYS, "FEED EVERY 2 HOURS." 670 00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:44,208 IT TAKES ME 2 HOURS TO GET HER TO EAT. 671 00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:48,291 DOES IT MEAN 2 HOURS FROM WHEN I START OR FINISH ? 672 00:33:48,291 --> 00:33:50,959 I'VE BEEN FEEDING HER FROM WHEN I START, 673 00:33:50,959 --> 00:33:53,208 AND I'M FEEDING HER ALL THE TIME. 674 00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:55,625 WHICH IS IT ? 675 00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:58,000 WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ? YOU'RE A WOMAN. 676 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,041 THAT DOESN'T MEAN I KNOW ABOUT BABIES. 677 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,041 REBECCA -- 678 00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:07,917 PLEASE STAY WITH ME, AND HELP ME TAKE CARE OF HER. 679 00:34:07,917 --> 00:34:09,792 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE CARE OF HER ? 680 00:34:09,792 --> 00:34:12,041 YES. NOW ? 681 00:34:12,041 --> 00:34:13,000 NO, WHEN SHE GRADUATES FROM COLLEGE. 682 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,458 YES, NOW. 683 00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:16,792 I CAN'T DO THAT. 684 00:34:16,792 --> 00:34:21,333 BABY TAKE ... VERY, VERY MUCH WORK. 685 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:24,750 THANKS FOR TELLING ME. IS HE AN IDIOT SAVANT ? 686 00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:26,041 REBECCA, WE BE LATE. 687 00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:31,500 REBECCA -- 688 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:34,000 REBECCA, PLEASE. 689 00:34:35,625 --> 00:34:37,333 STAY WITH ME. 690 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:39,792 I HAVE GOT A DATE ! 691 00:34:39,792 --> 00:34:45,083 EXCUSE ME FOR CRAMPING YOUR ROMANTIC STYLE. 692 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,000 REBECCA, WE BE LATE ! 693 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,875 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ABOUT HIM. 694 00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:52,792 YOU GO OUT WITH OTHER PEOPLE; SO DO I. 695 00:34:52,792 --> 00:34:55,917 I DON'T CARE IF YOU DATE THE WHOLE STRING SECTION. 696 00:34:55,917 --> 00:34:58,542 RIGHT NOW, I NEED YOU. I CAN'T BE HERE NOW. 697 00:34:58,542 --> 00:35:00,208 OH, SHE DOODLED ! 698 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:01,917 DOODLED. 699 00:35:01,917 --> 00:35:03,417 YES, DOODLED ! 700 00:35:03,417 --> 00:35:05,125 DON'T BABIES DOODLE IN HUNGARY ? 701 00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:06,375 WE'RE LEAVING. 702 00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:07,709 REBECCA ! 703 00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:09,834 WAIT. 704 00:35:09,834 --> 00:35:11,375 COME ON, REBECCA. 705 00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:13,208 DON'T GO. 706 00:35:13,208 --> 00:35:15,709 YOU'RE A VERY BIG BOY. 707 00:35:15,709 --> 00:35:17,542 YOU'RE VERY CAPABLE. 708 00:35:17,542 --> 00:35:19,583 YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS FINE. 709 00:35:19,583 --> 00:35:21,291 [ Ding ] 710 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:24,542 I HATE THE CELLO ! 711 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:28,166 DON'T. 712 00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:34,083 I KEEP WAITING FOR "CANDID CAMERA" ... 713 00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:36,709 TO WALK THROUGH THE DOOR. 714 00:35:36,709 --> 00:35:38,792 WHAT'D YOU CANCEL FOR TONIGHT ? 715 00:35:38,792 --> 00:35:41,458 BOX SEATS AT SHEA. YOU ? 716 00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:43,583 DINNER WITH CHERYL. 717 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:48,000 TWO MORE DAYS. 718 00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:56,250 WHERE'D YOU PUT THE BABY POWDER ? 719 00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:57,750 I'LL GET IT. 720 00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,125 WHY'D YOU PUT IT THERE ? 721 00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:01,417 WE'RE BATHING HER IN HERE. 722 00:36:01,417 --> 00:36:03,250 IT'S JUST DOWN THE HALL. 723 00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:05,083 WE DON'T BATHE HER THERE. 724 00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:08,542 MAYBE WE SHOULD START, GODDAMN IT ! 725 00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:11,208 YOU'RE GOING TO CLEAN THAT UP. 726 00:36:12,917 --> 00:36:15,458 [ Sigh ] 727 00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:17,125 WHAT TIME ARE THEY GETTING HERE ? 728 00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:19,208 BEFORE NOON. GOOD. 729 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:20,542 I SEE MY EDITOR ABOUT 1 PM. 730 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 DID YOU MOVE MY BLUEPRINTS ? 731 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,959 I NEED THEM. 732 00:36:30,417 --> 00:36:32,208 SORRY. 733 00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:42,834 I THINK SHE DID A DOODLE. 734 00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:46,166 YOUR TURN TO CHANGE HER. 735 00:36:46,166 --> 00:36:48,792 I'LL GIVE YOU $1000 IF YOU'LL DO IT. 736 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:53,000 [ Ding ] 737 00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:05,166 [ Doorbell ] 738 00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:07,250 COMING. 739 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,500 DOES JACK HOLDEN LIVE HERE ? 740 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:13,083 SOMEONE ASKED US TO PICK UP A PACKAGE. 741 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:17,458 I LOVE THE WAY EVERYONE CALLS IT A PACKAGE. 742 00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:20,208 TELL SYLVIA SHE'S GOT A LOT OF NERVE DUMPING HER PROBLEMS -- 743 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:22,500 SYLVIA ? 744 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,834 WE CONSIDERED CALLING THE COPS. 745 00:37:24,834 --> 00:37:27,333 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 746 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:29,125 ... TOTALLY DISRUPTED OUR LIVES. 747 00:37:29,125 --> 00:37:31,417 WE HAVEN'T WORKED OR SLEPT. 748 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:33,291 THERE'S BEEN SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. 749 00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:34,166 SHIT ? 750 00:37:34,166 --> 00:37:35,375 WHAT ? 751 00:37:35,375 --> 00:37:36,792 THE PACKAGE BUSTED ? 752 00:37:36,792 --> 00:37:39,959 BUSTED ? YOU COULD SAY THAT. 753 00:37:39,959 --> 00:37:41,208 DID YOU PUT THE SHIT BACK ? 754 00:37:41,208 --> 00:37:44,208 NO, WE HAD IT BRONZED FOR POSTERITY. 755 00:37:44,208 --> 00:37:45,417 MICHAEL. 756 00:37:49,208 --> 00:37:51,542 HER NEXT BOTTLE IS IN 45 MINUTES. 757 00:37:51,542 --> 00:37:52,208 IT'S IN THE BASKET. 758 00:37:52,208 --> 00:37:55,000 IT'S A BABY. 759 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,667 YOU'RE SHARP, AREN'T YOU ? 760 00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:58,458 20 MINUTES AFTER EATING SHE GETS TIRED. 761 00:37:58,458 --> 00:38:00,000 PUT HER TO BED. 762 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,709 I'LL GET THE POWDERED MILK. 763 00:38:01,709 --> 00:38:04,375 RIGHT, POWDERED MILK. 764 00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:08,333 YEAH, POWDERED MILK. 765 00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:12,417 WE'LL TAKE THE "POWDERED MILK" AND GET OUT OF HERE. 766 00:38:20,083 --> 00:38:23,875 YOU WANT US TO TAKE THE BABY ? 767 00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:26,291 THAT WAS THE ARRANGEMENT. 768 00:38:28,583 --> 00:38:30,125 ARE YOU SURE ? 769 00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:31,583 YOU'RE DAMN STRAIGHT. 770 00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:34,875 IF YOU SAY SO. 771 00:38:34,875 --> 00:38:36,250 LET'S GO. 772 00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:38,667 YOU WON'T FORGET WHAT WE SAID ? 773 00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:39,709 NO. 774 00:38:39,709 --> 00:38:42,333 SHE LIKES TO BE ROCKED TO SLEEP; GENTLY. 775 00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:47,917 GENTLY. ABSOLUTELY. I CAN HANDLE IT. 776 00:38:47,917 --> 00:38:51,792 LEAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER, IN CASE YOU NEED ADVICE. 777 00:38:51,792 --> 00:38:54,458 I'LL CALL YOU. 778 00:39:06,417 --> 00:39:09,709 DO YOU HEAR THAT, PETER ? JUST LISTEN. 779 00:39:09,709 --> 00:39:11,959 ISN'T IT WONDERFUL ? 780 00:39:11,959 --> 00:39:14,291 ISN'T WHAT WONDERFUL ? 781 00:39:14,291 --> 00:39:15,959 QUIET. 782 00:39:15,959 --> 00:39:19,125 PEACE AND QUIET. 783 00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:20,792 SOMETHING SCREWY IS GOING ON. 784 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,625 I'VE GOT A FUNNY FEELING. 785 00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:25,291 YOU'VE BEEN TENSE THE LAST 5 DAYS. 786 00:39:25,291 --> 00:39:28,458 IT'S JUST YOUR NERVES UNWINDING. 787 00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:32,542 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 788 00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:46,834 MICHAEL ... 789 00:39:50,792 --> 00:39:52,333 WHAT IS THIS ? 790 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:53,583 A PACKAGE. 791 00:39:53,583 --> 00:39:55,583 WHEN DID IT GET HERE ? 792 00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:58,333 SUNDAY. MRS. HATHAWAY -- 793 00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:00,125 GO TO THE WINDOW. STOP THEM. 794 00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:02,041 I'LL CATCH UP WITH THEM. 795 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:12,375 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 796 00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:14,500 WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE ? 797 00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:21,709 HEY, UP HERE ! 798 00:40:31,458 --> 00:40:33,291 WHERE WILL I PUT HER ? 799 00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:35,041 ON YOUR LAP. 800 00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:37,250 WE NEED A BABY CAR SEAT. 801 00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:38,959 PUT HER IN THE TRUNK. 802 00:40:38,959 --> 00:40:42,250 YOU WANT TO RIDE IN THE TRUNK ? 803 00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:43,625 WANT TO GO IN THE TRUNK ? 804 00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:49,125 UMPH ! 805 00:40:52,208 --> 00:40:53,834 OH, NO. 806 00:40:53,834 --> 00:40:55,625 OH, MY GOD ! 807 00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:59,375 WANT TO TRY THIS ? IT'S AN ADVENTURE. 808 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,291 WHY DO I LISTEN TO YOU ? 809 00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:06,166 IT'S ABSURD TO PUT A BABY IN THE TRUNK. 810 00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:09,792 HEY ! 811 00:41:09,792 --> 00:41:12,333 WONDERFUL. 812 00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:15,083 I GAVE YOU THE WRONG PACKAGE. 813 00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:17,166 I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. 814 00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:19,709 I GAVE YOU THE WRONG PACKAGE. 815 00:41:19,709 --> 00:41:21,125 GIVE ME THE BABY FIRST. 816 00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,375 GIVE ME THE BABY ! 817 00:41:22,375 --> 00:41:23,834 [ Baby Cries ] 818 00:41:23,834 --> 00:41:25,917 YOU'RE DISTURBING THE BABY. 819 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:26,917 GIVE ME THE BABY. 820 00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:28,625 HEY, SATCH. 821 00:41:28,625 --> 00:41:31,417 THIS GUY'S AN ANIMAL. 822 00:41:31,417 --> 00:41:33,250 I KEEP HIM CHAINED AND FEED HIM RAW MEAT. 823 00:41:33,250 --> 00:41:34,500 WHAT'S GOING ON ? 824 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:36,125 IT'S ROY AND TRIGGER. 825 00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:37,500 WHAT'S GOING ON ? 826 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:38,917 NOTHING, OFFICER. 827 00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:42,291 YOU PUTTING THE KID IN THE TRUNK ? 828 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:45,583 NO, IT'S UNHEALTHY AND IT'S ILLEGAL, ALSO. 829 00:41:45,583 --> 00:41:47,291 NO, HE'S NOT, OFFICER. 830 00:41:47,291 --> 00:41:49,083 LET ME SEE YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. 831 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:50,333 WHY ? 832 00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:53,625 YOU'RE DOUBLE-PARKED, WISE GUY ! 833 00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:55,667 ALL RIGHT. WAIT A MINUTE. 834 00:41:55,667 --> 00:41:59,125 BE GENTLE. 835 00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:02,208 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 836 00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:07,709 COME BACK HERE ! YOU, FREEZE ! 837 00:42:11,417 --> 00:42:13,208 I HAVE NO INTENTION OF MOVING. 838 00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:15,291 I'M NOT A CRIMINAL. 839 00:42:15,291 --> 00:42:17,583 I'M AN ARCHITECT WITH A BABY, SEE ? 840 00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:20,125 LET ME SEE SOME I.D. 841 00:42:21,959 --> 00:42:23,375 I DON'T HAVE ANY WITH ME. 842 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:25,375 UP AGAINST THE CAR, SPREAD 'EM. 843 00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:28,667 MY WALLET'S IN MY APARTMENT. 844 00:42:28,667 --> 00:42:31,250 YOU CAN COME UP WITH ME. 845 00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:32,792 I'LL SHOW YOU SOME I.D., 846 00:42:32,792 --> 00:42:36,208 BUT I WON'T SPREAD 'EM BECAUSE I HAVE A BABY. 847 00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:38,667 LET'S GO, ARCHITECT. 848 00:42:44,792 --> 00:42:46,417 HERE WE ARE. 849 00:42:46,417 --> 00:42:48,291 CAN I GET YOU A CUP OF COFFEE ? 850 00:42:48,291 --> 00:42:50,125 NO THANKS. I'LL JUST WAIT HERE. 851 00:42:50,125 --> 00:42:52,583 I'LL JUST BE A SECOND. 852 00:42:54,417 --> 00:42:56,458 HERE WE GO. I'M COMING. 853 00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:59,667 THE PACKAGE THOSE GUYS CAME FOR ... 854 00:42:59,667 --> 00:43:00,875 IS FULL OF DRUGS. 855 00:43:00,875 --> 00:43:02,959 WHAT ? DRUGS !! 856 00:43:02,959 --> 00:43:05,375 HERE. 857 00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:07,625 COMING. DO SOMETHING WITH IT. 858 00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:09,917 LIKE WHAT ? HIDE IT ! 859 00:43:09,917 --> 00:43:13,083 I'M COMING. 860 00:43:14,709 --> 00:43:16,542 SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING. 861 00:43:16,542 --> 00:43:19,333 REMOVE THAT FROM THE COVER, PLEASE. 862 00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:21,583 SURE. [ Baby Crying ] 863 00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:24,542 THANK YOU. 864 00:43:24,542 --> 00:43:28,583 SHH. SHH. SHH. 865 00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:31,291 SHHH. SHHH. 866 00:43:31,291 --> 00:43:34,667 THANKS FOR COMING UP, OFFICER. 867 00:43:34,667 --> 00:43:37,333 IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO, LET ME KNOW. 868 00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:39,041 I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB. 869 00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:40,542 [ Ding ] 870 00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:46,500 I'M DETECTIVE SERGEANT MELKOWITZ, NARCOTICS. 871 00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:49,375 OFFICER, YOU CAN SADDLE UP NOW. 872 00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:51,417 I'LL HANDLE THIS. 873 00:43:58,500 --> 00:43:59,625 AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK ME IN ? 874 00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:13,125 CAN I GET YOU A CUP OF COFFEE; WATER, BEER ? 875 00:44:13,125 --> 00:44:14,750 THANKS, I'M FINE. 876 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:20,083 YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING A FEW QUESTIONS ? 877 00:44:20,083 --> 00:44:21,250 NO, NOT AT ALL. 878 00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:23,458 IS THAT YOUR BABY I SAW DOWNSTAIRS ? 879 00:44:23,458 --> 00:44:26,792 NO, IT'S MY ROOMMATE JACK'S. 880 00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:29,458 WHO WERE THOSE 2 MEN YOU WERE TALKING TO ? 881 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:32,125 FRIENDS ... OF THE MOTHER'S. 882 00:44:32,125 --> 00:44:34,458 THEY WERE GOING TO TAKE HER FOR A RIDE. 883 00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:36,667 THE BABY, NOT THE MOTHER. 884 00:44:36,667 --> 00:44:38,750 THEY COULDN'T BECAUSE THE CAR ... 885 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:41,291 HAD NO BABY SEAT. 886 00:44:41,291 --> 00:44:43,709 MIND IF I HAVE A LOOK AT THAT BABY ? 887 00:44:43,709 --> 00:44:46,125 I JUST LOVE LITTLE BABIES. 888 00:44:46,125 --> 00:44:48,417 SHE'S SLEEPING. 889 00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:50,000 [ Baby Babbles ] 890 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,583 SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S AWAKE. 891 00:44:51,583 --> 00:44:53,333 MIND IF I SEE HER ? 892 00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:56,125 SHE DOESN'T LIKE STRANGERS. 893 00:44:56,125 --> 00:44:57,417 SHE MAY NOT BE DECENT. 894 00:44:57,417 --> 00:44:59,542 I DON'T THINK SHE'LL MIND. 895 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:06,625 THERE SHE IS, AND SHE'S GOT A FRIEND. 896 00:45:06,625 --> 00:45:09,667 THIS IS MY OTHER ROOMMATE. 897 00:45:09,667 --> 00:45:12,125 DETECTIVE MELKOWITZ; MICHAEL KELLAM. 898 00:45:12,125 --> 00:45:13,542 HELLO. 899 00:45:13,542 --> 00:45:15,917 WHAT A CUTIE. 900 00:45:15,917 --> 00:45:18,166 MIND IF I HOLD HER ? I JUST LOVE KIDS. 901 00:45:18,166 --> 00:45:20,500 I'D RATHER NOT. 902 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,792 GO AHEAD. IT WON'T HURT. 903 00:45:21,792 --> 00:45:25,333 YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS AROUND PEOPLE. 904 00:45:25,333 --> 00:45:27,333 LET HIM HOLD HER. 905 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:28,542 HE WON'T HURT HER. 906 00:45:28,542 --> 00:45:30,542 HE'S A POLICE OFFICER. 907 00:45:30,542 --> 00:45:32,750 ALL RIGHT. 908 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,125 OHHH. 909 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:38,834 [ Chuckle ] 910 00:45:42,875 --> 00:45:44,583 YOU'RE A HEAVY LITTLE GIRL, AREN'T YOU ? 911 00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:47,667 [ Baby Coos ] 912 00:45:47,667 --> 00:45:49,667 YES. YES. YES. 913 00:45:49,667 --> 00:45:51,083 SHE REALLY IS HEAVY, ISN'T SHE ? 914 00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:52,625 SHE'S A GOOD EATER. 915 00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:55,291 GOOD. IT MEANS SHE WON'T GROW UP TO BE NERVOUS. 916 00:45:56,834 --> 00:46:03,208 YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT, SWEETIE. 917 00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:05,125 SHE'S READY FOR A CHANGE. 918 00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:07,250 OH ! 919 00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:09,583 YOU KNOW BABIES; EAT, SLEEP, AND POOP. 920 00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:11,250 - I'LL CHANGE HER. - GOOD IDEA. 921 00:46:12,375 --> 00:46:15,000 WHAT A CUTE LITTLE BABY. 922 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,250 DO YOU KNOW WHERE HER FATHER IS ? 923 00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:21,208 NO. HE'S ON LOCATION DOING A TV MOVIE, 924 00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:23,583 BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE. 925 00:46:23,583 --> 00:46:26,208 DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY ? 926 00:46:29,041 --> 00:46:31,375 NOT VERY WELL. HE'S A FRIEND OF JACK'S. 927 00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:33,792 I DON'T REMEMBER HIS NAME. 928 00:46:33,792 --> 00:46:37,208 HE'S PAUL MILNER. HE DIRECTS TV COMMERCIALS. 929 00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:39,750 ON THE SIDE, HE DABBLES IN HEROIN SMUGGLING. 930 00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:44,667 REALLY ? 931 00:46:44,667 --> 00:46:47,083 YEAH. 932 00:46:47,083 --> 00:46:49,709 I DON'T KNOW HIM. 933 00:46:49,709 --> 00:46:52,583 I'D APPRECIATE THAT GLASS OF WATER NOW. 934 00:46:52,583 --> 00:46:55,500 OF COURSE. NO PROBLEM. 935 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,667 THANK YOU. 936 00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:01,083 I'VE GOT IT. 937 00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:12,750 [ Phone Rings ] 938 00:47:12,750 --> 00:47:15,000 [ Answering Machine ] HI, THIS IS PETER, MICHAEL, AND JACK. 939 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,125 WE'RE OUT PLAYING. 940 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:18,125 SHIT ! 941 00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:22,500 WHOEVER IT IS, I'M HERE. 942 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,250 PETER ? JACK. 943 00:47:24,250 --> 00:47:25,667 HOW ARE YOU ? 944 00:47:25,667 --> 00:47:28,792 I GOT A MESSAGE THAT YOU WERE TRYING TO REACH ME. 945 00:47:28,792 --> 00:47:32,000 MICHAEL AND I REALLY HAVE TO TALK TO YOU, 946 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,667 BUT YOU CALLED US AT A BAD TIME. 947 00:47:34,667 --> 00:47:36,083 WE'LL CALL BACK LATER. 948 00:47:36,083 --> 00:47:38,625 I'M CALLING FROM TURKEY. 949 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:40,917 IT TOOK ME AN HOUR TO GET THROUGH. 950 00:47:40,917 --> 00:47:43,583 IT'S NOT AN EASY PLACE TO PHONE FROM. 951 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:45,500 THIS PLACE IS AMAZING. 952 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:48,709 YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE STUFF I BOUGHT FOR YOU. 953 00:47:48,709 --> 00:47:51,291 THIS SHIT IS SO CHEAP HERE. 954 00:47:51,291 --> 00:47:55,083 I PROBABLY BOUGHT TOO MUCH, BUT I CAN ALWAYS SMUGGLE IT IN. 955 00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:57,333 HA, HA. I WAS KIDDING. 956 00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:01,041 THANKS FOR CALLING. WE'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK. 957 00:48:06,667 --> 00:48:08,000 OH ! 958 00:48:10,166 --> 00:48:12,166 I GOTTA GET HIM A GLASS OF WATER, 959 00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:15,917 SO HIS MOUTH ISN'T DRY WHEN HE READS ME MY RIGHTS. 960 00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:23,041 HERE YOU ARE, SERGEANT. 961 00:48:34,333 --> 00:48:35,834 GOOD-BYE. 962 00:48:35,834 --> 00:48:38,041 NICE TALKING TO YOU. 963 00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:40,208 IT WAS VERY ILLUMINATING. 964 00:48:44,792 --> 00:48:47,208 HE HEARD THE PHONE CALL. WE'RE DEAD. 965 00:48:47,208 --> 00:48:49,834 YOU THINK JACK'S INVOLVED ? I DON'T KNOW. 966 00:48:49,834 --> 00:48:52,125 WE GOTTA TALK TO PAUL MILNER. 967 00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:53,166 WHY ? 968 00:48:53,166 --> 00:48:55,375 HE IS INVOLVED. 969 00:48:57,875 --> 00:49:00,041 COULDN'T YOU THINK OF SOMEWHERE BETTER TO HIDE THE DRUGS ? 970 00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:02,542 IT WAS PERFECT UNTIL YOU INSISTED THAT HE HOLD THE BABY. 971 00:49:02,542 --> 00:49:05,667 I'M SORRY. WHERE'D YOU PUT 'EM NOW ? 972 00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:07,500 IN THE GARBAGE PAIL UNDER THE DIRTY DIAPERS. 973 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,709 NOBODY'S GONNA LOOK FOR IT THERE. 974 00:49:09,709 --> 00:49:11,500 YOU REALIZE WE'RE IN TROUBLE WITH THIS COP ? 975 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,917 YOU REALIZE THAT NO ONE'S COMING BACK FOR THIS KID ? 976 00:49:14,917 --> 00:49:18,083 JESUS, YOU'RE RIGHT. 977 00:49:18,083 --> 00:49:20,417 WE'RE STUCK WITH HER 'TIL JACK GETS BACK. 978 00:49:20,417 --> 00:49:23,166 THIS IS DISCONNECTED. 979 00:49:23,959 --> 00:49:25,458 OH, I'M LATE. 980 00:49:25,458 --> 00:49:26,709 WAIT A MINUTE. SO AM I. 981 00:49:26,709 --> 00:49:29,166 OH, DAMN IT. 982 00:49:29,166 --> 00:49:30,750 MR. KELLAM ? 983 00:49:31,709 --> 00:49:33,667 MR. MITCHELL ? 984 00:49:36,417 --> 00:49:37,834 HELLO, MRS. HATHAWAY. 985 00:49:37,834 --> 00:49:40,500 IT SEEMS THAT A HORSE ... 986 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,750 HAS BEFOULED THE FRONT WALK. 987 00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:44,959 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT ? 988 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,166 MRS. HATHAWAY, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU. 989 00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:50,083 REALLY NICE TO SEE YOU. 990 00:49:50,083 --> 00:49:51,959 [ Chuckling ] OH. 991 00:49:51,959 --> 00:49:54,667 SHE CAN SIT 'TIL 5 P.M. I'LL HURRY. 992 00:49:54,667 --> 00:49:56,959 ME, TOO. I'M WORRIED. 993 00:50:00,917 --> 00:50:03,542 I GOT THE ONE WITH THE MOUSTACHE. 994 00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:06,709 I'LL TELL MELKOWITZ WE'RE MOVING. 995 00:50:19,542 --> 00:50:21,125 THERE. 996 00:50:30,542 --> 00:50:32,792 THERE YOU GO, PAL. 997 00:50:32,792 --> 00:50:34,208 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA ? 998 00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:37,291 I'D LIKE "SPORTS ILLUSTRATED", "POPULAR SCIENCE," 999 00:50:37,291 --> 00:50:40,792 SOME GUM AND THAT GIRAFFE UP THERE. 1000 00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:42,834 WHICH ONE'S THE GIRAFFE ? 1001 00:50:42,834 --> 00:50:44,542 THE RUBBER ONE. 1002 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:47,375 THAT'S NOT A GIRAFFE, THAT'S A DINOSAUR. 1003 00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:48,542 WHATEVER. 1004 00:50:48,542 --> 00:50:50,500 THE ONE WITH THE POLKA DOTS ? 1005 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:53,917 YEAH, THAT'S IT. THAT'S A DINOSAUR, NOT A GIRAFFE. 1006 00:50:53,917 --> 00:50:56,750 I DON'T CARE. JUST GIMME THE DAMN THING. 1007 00:50:59,667 --> 00:51:02,250 WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHANGE ? NEVER MIND. 1008 00:51:27,291 --> 00:51:29,250 MRS. HATHAWAY, I'M HOME. 1009 00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:31,959 [ Muffled Voice ] 1010 00:51:33,375 --> 00:51:35,375 MRS. HATHAWAY ! 1011 00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:37,417 MRS. HATHAWAY, WHERE'S MARY ? I DON'T KNOW. 1012 00:51:41,542 --> 00:51:43,041 MARY ? 1013 00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:45,250 OH. MY GOD. 1014 00:51:46,709 --> 00:51:47,542 MARY ! 1015 00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:49,792 MARY ! 1016 00:51:50,959 --> 00:51:51,959 MARY ! 1017 00:51:55,542 --> 00:51:56,041 MARY ! 1018 00:51:58,208 --> 00:52:00,375 MARY ! 1019 00:52:02,458 --> 00:52:03,542 MARY ! 1020 00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:09,792 MARY ! 1021 00:52:09,792 --> 00:52:12,834 [ Baby Cries ] 1022 00:52:14,959 --> 00:52:23,083 [ Baby Cries ] 1023 00:52:24,917 --> 00:52:28,250 [ Sighs ] THANK GOD. 1024 00:52:31,458 --> 00:52:33,333 THANK GOD. 1025 00:52:34,333 --> 00:52:36,458 NO, EVERYTHING'S FINE, DARLING. 1026 00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:37,917 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 1027 00:52:37,917 --> 00:52:39,291 DON'T YOU WORRY. 1028 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:45,083 NOBODY'S GONNA HURT YOU. 1029 00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:45,834 NO, IT'S OKAY. 1030 00:52:45,834 --> 00:52:47,583 PETER ! 1031 00:52:47,583 --> 00:52:48,959 PETER ! 1032 00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:52,125 SHE'S OKAY. 1033 00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:53,041 SHE'S NOT HURT. 1034 00:52:55,667 --> 00:52:57,875 HOW ARE YOU ? 1035 00:52:57,875 --> 00:53:01,375 I'M FINE, JUST FINE. 1036 00:53:01,375 --> 00:53:04,500 DID YOU SEE WHAT THOSE BASTARDS DID TO MY VIDEOTAPES ? 1037 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:06,125 WE GOT A MESSAGE. 1038 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:09,625 WHAT'D IT SAY ? 1039 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:13,250 "NEXT TIME, WE'LL TAKE THE BABY." 1040 00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:16,709 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 1041 00:53:16,709 --> 00:53:18,125 MR. KELLAM ? 1042 00:53:19,750 --> 00:53:23,083 MR. MITCHELL ? 1043 00:53:23,083 --> 00:53:26,166 "THE CHAMP CAUGHT SMITH WITH A SAVAGE LEFT HOOK ... 1044 00:53:26,166 --> 00:53:30,458 "THAT SENT THE CHALLENGER CRASHING INTO THE ROPES. 1045 00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:33,417 "SMITH, HIS LEFT EYE SWOLLEN, 1046 00:53:33,417 --> 00:53:37,875 "AND THE CUT ABOVE HIS RIGHT EYE NOW MUCH MORE BLOODY, 1047 00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:41,792 COUNTERED WITH A BARRAGE OF VICIOUS BODY BLOWS." 1048 00:53:41,792 --> 00:53:43,250 WHAT ARE YOU READING HER ? 1049 00:53:43,250 --> 00:53:45,917 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I READ, 1050 00:53:45,917 --> 00:53:48,875 IT'S THE TONE YOU USE. 1051 00:53:48,875 --> 00:53:50,917 SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS, ANYWAY. 1052 00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:52,500 NOW, WHERE WERE WE ? 1053 00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:59,250 "THE CHAMP BEGAN THE 5th ROUND LIKE A MAN POSSESSED, 1054 00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:03,792 "GOING STRAIGHT FOR HIS OPPONENT'S BODY ... 1055 00:54:03,792 --> 00:54:07,000 WITH FEROCIOUS ENERGY." 1056 00:54:16,709 --> 00:54:19,542 [ Baby Gurgles ] 1057 00:54:21,667 --> 00:54:23,542 [ Baby Coos ] 1058 00:54:32,208 --> 00:54:34,583 [ Toy Squeaks ] 1059 00:54:36,083 --> 00:54:39,458 [ Baby Laughs ] 1060 00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:17,917 [ Click ] 1061 00:55:31,750 --> 00:55:34,834 [ Footsteps ] 1062 00:55:48,291 --> 00:55:49,667 OOOHHH ! 1063 00:55:51,834 --> 00:55:53,500 [ Grunt ] 1064 00:55:57,792 --> 00:55:58,750 BANG !!! 1065 00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:01,000 [ Grunts ] 1066 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,458 JEEZ ! MY FACE ! WATCH OUT FOR MY FACE ! 1067 00:56:03,458 --> 00:56:05,792 PETER ! IT'S ME, JACK ! JACK ! 1068 00:56:05,792 --> 00:56:06,834 JESUS, JACK ! 1069 00:56:06,834 --> 00:56:08,959 JACK ! NO, WAIT. 1070 00:56:08,959 --> 00:56:10,583 GET HIM OFF ME. YOU IRRESPONSIBLE -- 1071 00:56:10,583 --> 00:56:12,458 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS ! 1072 00:56:12,458 --> 00:56:14,041 WE SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT QUESTION. 1073 00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,542 WHAT'D I DO ? 1074 00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:17,291 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BACK SO SOON ANYWAY ? 1075 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:21,041 - MY PART GOT CUT, OKAY ? - GOOD ! 1076 00:56:21,041 --> 00:56:22,041 WHAT IS WITH HIM ? 1077 00:56:22,041 --> 00:56:24,333 LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 1078 00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:27,166 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE ? 1079 00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:29,917 [ Baby Starts Crying ] 1080 00:56:29,917 --> 00:56:32,208 AW, SHIT ! 1081 00:56:32,208 --> 00:56:34,458 WHAT WAS THAT ? I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE ... 1082 00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:37,375 'TIL YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. WE'LL BE GLAD TO. 1083 00:56:37,375 --> 00:56:39,417 THAT REALLY HURT, PETER. OW, OW, OW. 1084 00:56:39,417 --> 00:56:42,417 SUNDAY MORNING, I COME BACK FROM JOGGING ... 1085 00:56:42,417 --> 00:56:46,458 TO FIND THIS BASKET, WITH THIS BABY IN IT ... 1086 00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:47,834 WAITING IN THE VESTIBULE. 1087 00:56:47,834 --> 00:56:49,583 WHA --, WHAT ? 1088 00:56:49,583 --> 00:56:52,583 INSIDE IS A NOTE FROM SYLVIA SAYING THE BABY WAS YOURS, 1089 00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:54,667 AND SHE WAS LEAVING IT HERE FOR YOU TO DEAL WITH. 1090 00:56:54,667 --> 00:56:56,667 MINE ? 1091 00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:58,959 THEN, ALONG COMES ANOTHER PACKAGE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT. 1092 00:56:58,959 --> 00:57:01,667 ONLY THIS TIME, THE PACKAGE HAS HEROIN IN IT, 1093 00:57:01,667 --> 00:57:06,291 AND THE NARCOTICS SQUAD, CAMPED DOWNSTAIRS, KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT. THE COPS ? 1094 00:57:06,291 --> 00:57:08,250 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 1095 00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:10,583 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY DRUGS OR ANY POLICE. 1096 00:57:10,583 --> 00:57:12,458 I THOUGHT I WAS JUST DOING A FAVOR FOR PAUL. 1097 00:57:12,458 --> 00:57:14,291 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS IN THAT PACKAGE. 1098 00:57:14,291 --> 00:57:16,667 I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT BABY. 1099 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:21,542 SOMEBODY DROPS A BABY OFF, AND YOU ASSUME HE'S MINE ? 1100 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,583 THE CHILD DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME. 1101 00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,166 [ Baby Coos ] 1102 00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:28,750 I'M BIGGER ... 1103 00:57:28,750 --> 00:57:30,458 AND I HAVE MORE HAIR. 1104 00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:32,333 "DEAR JACK, HERE'S OUR BABY. 1105 00:57:32,333 --> 00:57:35,250 I CAN'T HANDLE THIS NOW. I DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO TURN." 1106 00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:38,208 "SYLVIA." 1107 00:57:39,792 --> 00:57:41,083 OH, MY GOD ! 1108 00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:44,583 STRATFORD. A YEAR AND A HALF AGO -- 1109 00:57:46,792 --> 00:57:48,208 I WAS DOING "TAMING OF THE SHREW." 1110 00:57:48,208 --> 00:57:49,583 SHE WAS THE SHREW. 1111 00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:51,959 I DID SOME OF MY BEST WORK IN THAT. 1112 00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:54,583 I GOT GREAT REVIEWS. 1113 00:57:54,583 --> 00:57:56,875 JACK, YOU'RE SUCH A JERK. 1114 00:57:56,875 --> 00:57:59,083 YOU'RE ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF. I WANT TO KILL YOU. 1115 00:57:59,083 --> 00:58:01,625 MICHAEL, WE WON'T HAVE TO. 1116 00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:06,667 JACK, I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO YOUR DAUGHTER, MARY. 1117 00:58:10,083 --> 00:58:12,792 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU CAN'T BE SURE THIS IS MY KID. 1118 00:58:12,792 --> 00:58:15,333 UH, UH -- 1119 00:58:15,333 --> 00:58:16,917 WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT ? 1120 00:58:16,917 --> 00:58:21,417 WE'VE PUT OUR LIVES ON HOLD, JACK, TAKING CARE OF THIS KID. 1121 00:58:21,417 --> 00:58:24,667 NOW, IT'S YOUR TURN. 1122 00:58:26,250 --> 00:58:28,792 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. FINE. 1123 00:58:31,291 --> 00:58:33,083 UNTIL I STRAIGHTEN THIS MESS OUT, 1124 00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:35,667 I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER. 1125 00:58:35,667 --> 00:58:42,125 WHY NOT ? I'M AN ACTOR. I CAN DO A FATHER. 1126 00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:46,834 YEAH. WHAT CAN BE SO DIFFICULT ? 1127 00:58:46,834 --> 00:58:49,959 GOOD NIGHT, JACK. GOOD NIGHT. 1128 00:58:49,959 --> 00:58:52,709 OH, DOWN WE GO. [ Baby Starts Crying ] 1129 00:58:52,709 --> 00:58:55,625 WAIT A MINUTE ! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HER ? 1130 00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:57,792 GOOD NIGHT, JACK. GOOD NIGHT, JACK. 1131 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,583 HOLD STILL, KID. JEEZ. 1132 00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:09,917 HOW DO YOU PUT ON THESE GODDAMN THINGS, ANYWAY ? 1133 00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:14,083 FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF, DICKHEAD. NICE SHOT. 1134 00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:15,709 LOOK AT THAT STUFF ! 1135 00:59:15,709 --> 00:59:18,083 OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS FEEDING HER, HUH ? 1136 00:59:18,083 --> 00:59:21,166 OH, NO, NOT ON THE SILK SHEETS ! NOT ON THE SILK SHEETS ! 1137 00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:24,166 MAYBE I SHOULD SHOW HIM HOW TO PUT ON THE DIAPER. 1138 00:59:24,166 --> 00:59:27,208 OH, NO. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. WHY ME ? PLEASE ! 1139 00:59:27,208 --> 00:59:29,041 COME ON, BABY ! 1140 00:59:29,041 --> 00:59:33,166 NOPE. LET'S GIVE HIM ANOTHER HALF HOUR. 1141 00:59:33,166 --> 00:59:35,667 LET HIM SUFFER. 1142 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,959 [ Baby Gurgles ] YES, YES. I'M TRYING TO REACH PAUL MILNER. 1143 00:59:40,959 --> 00:59:44,000 NO, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN SAN FRANCISCO, BUT I CAN'T FIND HIM. 1144 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,917 PLEASE TELL HIM TO CALL JACK HOLDEN AS SOON AS HE GETS IN. 1145 00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:49,875 IS THIS URGENT ? 1146 00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:51,959 YEAH, "URGENT'S" AN UNDERSTATEMENT ... 1147 00:59:51,959 --> 00:59:54,583 LADY. 1148 00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:58,667 I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER TO GIVE YOU THIS. 1149 00:59:58,667 --> 01:00:00,709 IT JUST GOES RIGHT THROUGH YOU. 1150 01:00:00,709 --> 01:00:02,500 DID YOU GET HOLD OF YOUR FRIEND ? 1151 01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:05,041 NO. DON'T FORGET TO BOLT THE DOOR. 1152 01:00:05,041 --> 01:00:06,875 I WON'T. 1153 01:00:06,875 --> 01:00:09,709 REMEMBER, THERE'S $250,000 IN HEROIN IN THAT DIAPER PAIL. 1154 01:00:09,709 --> 01:00:11,583 THE BABY WIPES ARE IN THE CABINET. 1155 01:00:11,583 --> 01:00:14,166 RIGHT. HEROIN'S IN THE DIAPER PAIL, 1156 01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:17,417 BABY WIPES ARE IN THE CABINET. WHERE ELSE WOULD THEY BE ? 1157 01:00:17,417 --> 01:00:20,583 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 1158 01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:23,583 YOU'RE KIDDING ME ? THIRTY-TWO BENNINGTONS IN THE LONDON AREA ? 1159 01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:26,583 YES, SIR. 1160 01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:29,458 UH, I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. I, I -- 1161 01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:32,083 OH, BOY. 1162 01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:34,750 [ Baby Cries ] 1163 01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:38,834 I KNOW, I KNOW. YES, YES, YES. SSHH. 1164 01:00:38,834 --> 01:00:40,750 [ Cries Louder ] 1165 01:00:42,792 --> 01:00:46,083 OH, GOD. YEAH, YEAH. 1166 01:00:47,417 --> 01:00:50,750 WELL, WE TRIED YOUR MOMMY. MAYBE I SHOULD, UH, 1167 01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:53,667 MAYBE I SHOULD TRY MINE, HUH ? 1168 01:00:53,667 --> 01:00:55,750 [ Crying Stops ] 1169 01:00:58,083 --> 01:01:00,458 YEAH. 1170 01:01:02,667 --> 01:01:04,709 MOM ! 1171 01:01:04,709 --> 01:01:06,750 WELL, WHERE IS SHE ? 1172 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:10,083 OH, MOM. WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER. YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS. 1173 01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:12,917 SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. 1174 01:01:12,917 --> 01:01:15,333 YOU KNOW, YOU BOYS LIVE LIKE PIGS. 1175 01:01:15,333 --> 01:01:17,417 OH, MOM. 1176 01:01:17,417 --> 01:01:19,750 LOOK, THERE. ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL ? 1177 01:01:19,750 --> 01:01:23,208 THERE SHE IS ! LOOK AT THAT LITTLE BABY ! 1178 01:01:23,208 --> 01:01:26,250 WILL YOU COME TO ME ? I'M GONNA PICK YOU RIGHT UP. 1179 01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:28,625 YES, I'M GONNA PICK YOU RIGHT UP. 1180 01:01:28,625 --> 01:01:30,834 OH, I'M IN AWE. I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU; 1181 01:01:30,834 --> 01:01:32,625 YOU PICK HER UP LIKE A PRO. 1182 01:01:32,625 --> 01:01:34,959 I PICK HER UP LIKE A GRANDMOTHER. 1183 01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:37,250 [ Baby Laughs ] THAT'S CALLED EXPERIENCE. 1184 01:01:37,250 --> 01:01:38,792 DARLING, LET'S SEE YOU. 1185 01:01:38,792 --> 01:01:42,083 SHE'S SO LOVELY. WHAT'S HER NAME ? MARY. 1186 01:01:42,083 --> 01:01:43,709 MARY ! [ Baby Laughs ] 1187 01:01:43,709 --> 01:01:46,917 WELL, MARY ! 1188 01:01:46,917 --> 01:01:49,875 LOOK AT THE WAY SHE'S LOOKING AT ME. 1189 01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:52,875 FOR A MOMENT, THERE, I HAD HER LAUGHING. 1190 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:56,083 YEAH, JUST LIKE ME, HUH ? 1191 01:01:56,083 --> 01:01:58,917 DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME, JACK. 1192 01:01:58,917 --> 01:02:01,834 OH, SHE ADORES YOU. 1193 01:02:01,834 --> 01:02:04,625 SHE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE HER GRANDMOTHER. 1194 01:02:04,625 --> 01:02:07,583 IT'S LIKE A BIOLOGICAL THING, AN INSTANT CONNECTION. 1195 01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:12,125 CUT THE CRAP, JACK. WHAT DO YOU WANT ? 1196 01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:15,542 MOM, I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HER. 1197 01:02:15,542 --> 01:02:17,667 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1198 01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:20,500 I WAS HOPING THAT YOU COULD TAKE HER FOR A LITTLE WHILE, 1199 01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:22,834 NOT FOREVER. YOU KNOW, UNTIL SHE'S READY TO VOTE ? 1200 01:02:22,834 --> 01:02:26,500 OH, I WOULD LOVE TO. 1201 01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:29,500 DO YOU KNOW, JACK, SOME PEOPLE LIVE ALL THEIR LIVES ... 1202 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:34,208 WITHOUT HAVING ANYTHING THIS WONDERFUL TO SHOW FOR IT ? 1203 01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,208 I KNOW, MOM. 1204 01:02:36,208 --> 01:02:39,250 I'M GOING TO DO THE MOST WONDERFUL THING FOR YOU; 1205 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:41,375 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 1206 01:02:41,375 --> 01:02:45,000 WHY ? 1207 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:49,041 JACK, YOU'VE ALWAYS RUN AWAY FROM RESPONSIBILITY. 1208 01:02:49,041 --> 01:02:52,208 NOW, YOU HAVE TO TURN AND FACE IT. 1209 01:02:54,458 --> 01:02:58,000 MOM ... I'M A SCREW-UP. 1210 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,917 YOU WERE A SCREW-UP. NOW, YOU'RE A FATHER, 1211 01:03:00,917 --> 01:03:05,917 AND YOU'LL BE A FINE ONE. 1212 01:03:05,917 --> 01:03:07,125 THINK SO ? 1213 01:03:07,125 --> 01:03:08,750 I KNOW IT. 1214 01:03:11,542 --> 01:03:15,917 YOUR FATHER, GOD REST HIS SOUL, HE WAS A SCREW-UP, 1215 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:19,250 AND HE TURNED OUT JUST FINE. 1216 01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:20,917 REALLY ? 1217 01:03:20,917 --> 01:03:23,500 DON'T YOU REMEMBER ? YEAH, I GUESS 1218 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:26,709 NOW, GIVE ME A KISS. 1219 01:03:26,709 --> 01:03:30,250 MARY, GIVE ME A KISS. 1220 01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:34,291 NOW, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ... 1221 01:03:34,291 --> 01:03:36,041 CLEAN THIS PLACE UP. 1222 01:03:36,041 --> 01:03:39,458 IF NOT FOR YOURSELVES, DO IT FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTER. 1223 01:03:39,458 --> 01:03:41,750 WE WILL, WE WILL. 1224 01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:44,667 BYE. THANKS ANYWAY, MOM. 1225 01:03:46,166 --> 01:03:50,208 WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW, HUH ? 1226 01:03:50,208 --> 01:03:52,875 [ Baby Babbles ] WHAT ? 1227 01:03:52,875 --> 01:03:56,333 OH, JACK ? THERE'S 4 BOTTLES PREPARED ALREADY, 1228 01:03:56,333 --> 01:04:00,166 SO YOU SHOULD BE FINE UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING. 1229 01:04:00,166 --> 01:04:03,125 IF HER BOTTOM GETS RED, GIVE HER A BOTTLE OF WATER. 1230 01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:05,542 IN ABOUT 3 HOURS ... WHITE AS MARBLE. 1231 01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,792 WE'LL BE IN SEATS D-11 THROUGH 14. 1232 01:04:07,792 --> 01:04:11,000 IF THERE'S A PROBLEM, THE USHER WILL GET US. 1233 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,458 OH, HERE'S THE NUMBER. 1234 01:04:14,458 --> 01:04:17,250 WAIT A MINUTE. ARE YOU LEAVING RIGHT NOW ? 1235 01:04:17,250 --> 01:04:19,291 WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK ? 1236 01:04:19,291 --> 01:04:20,709 AROUND MIDNIGHT. 1237 01:04:20,709 --> 01:04:22,625 DON'T WORRY ABOUT US. 1238 01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:24,959 IS THIS A FOUR ? YEAH. 1239 01:04:26,291 --> 01:04:30,041 [ Baby Squeals ] IT'S GOOD TO HAVE. 1240 01:04:31,959 --> 01:04:34,625 SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO ? 1241 01:04:38,417 --> 01:04:43,000 [ Indistinct Chatter ] 1242 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,250 THIS SHOW'S BEEN RUNNING LONGER THAN MARY'S BEEN ALIVE. 1243 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,917 PETER, WE AGREED NOT TO MENTION HER NAME TONIGHT, RIGHT ? 1244 01:04:48,917 --> 01:04:50,875 RIGHT. MY MISTAKE. 1245 01:04:50,875 --> 01:04:52,834 WHO DID YOU GUYS CON INTO SITTING FOR YOU ? 1246 01:04:52,834 --> 01:04:53,625 JACK. 1247 01:04:53,625 --> 01:04:55,667 JACK ? DADDY ? 1248 01:04:55,667 --> 01:04:58,166 WOOO -- 1249 01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:08,667 ARE YOU HUNGRY ? 1250 01:05:08,667 --> 01:05:10,667 WELL, WE'RE IN LUCK HERE. 1251 01:05:10,667 --> 01:05:14,166 [ Mock French Accent ] TONIGHT, THE CHEF HAS ... 1252 01:05:14,166 --> 01:05:16,417 COOKED UP SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL FOR YOU. 1253 01:05:16,417 --> 01:05:20,166 HE HAS TAKEN THE JUICE OF ONE COW, 1254 01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:23,709 AND SAUTEED IT WITH A FINE SAUCE. 1255 01:05:23,709 --> 01:05:27,000 IT IS PRESENTED, SURROUNDED BY A BOTTLE, 1256 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,625 AND TOPPED OFF WITH A DELICIOUS RUBBER NIPPLE, EH ? 1257 01:05:30,625 --> 01:05:32,166 [ Continues Gurgling ] 1258 01:05:32,166 --> 01:05:35,375 EXCELLENT CHOICE ! YES, YES, HERE WE GO. 1259 01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:38,917 AH, YES. 1260 01:05:38,917 --> 01:05:41,375 [ Baby Cries ] WHAT, WHAT ? 1261 01:05:42,917 --> 01:05:46,083 HERE YOU GO. COME ON. 1262 01:05:46,083 --> 01:05:49,041 [ Cries Again ] PLEASE ? 1263 01:05:49,041 --> 01:05:51,667 [ Cries Louder ] 1264 01:05:51,667 --> 01:05:54,625 YOU DON'T WANT IT, HUH ? 1265 01:05:54,625 --> 01:05:58,125 [ Continues Crying ] 1266 01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:01,083 I JUST CHANGED YOU. HUH ? 1267 01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:05,583 AND YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY. WHAT ELSE IS THERE IN LIFE ? 1268 01:06:08,583 --> 01:06:12,417 [ Rings ] 1269 01:06:12,417 --> 01:06:15,375 I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A MUSICAL COMEDY STAR. 1270 01:06:15,375 --> 01:06:17,125 - DID YOU EVER TRY ? - NO. 1271 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,375 [ Loudspeaker ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1272 01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:26,125 ACT II WILL BEGIN IN THREE MINUTES. 1273 01:06:28,834 --> 01:06:31,625 MICHAEL, HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANY ACTING ? 1274 01:06:31,625 --> 01:06:35,291 NO, NO, I LEAVE THAT TO JACK. THE IDIOT. 1275 01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:40,375 [ Rings ] 1276 01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:42,458 â™ª I GOT SUNSHINE â™ª 1277 01:06:42,458 --> 01:06:44,166 â™ª ON A CLOUDY DAY â™ª 1278 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:46,041 â™ª WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE â™ª 1279 01:06:46,041 --> 01:06:48,667 â™ª I GOT THE MONTH OF MAY â™ª 1280 01:06:48,667 --> 01:06:52,458 â™ª I GUESS YOU SAY â™ª 1281 01:06:52,458 --> 01:06:55,792 â™ª WHAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY â™ª 1282 01:06:55,792 --> 01:06:57,166 â™ª MY GIRL â™ª 1283 01:06:57,166 --> 01:07:00,291 MAYBE HE FELL ASLEEP, OR FELL AND HIT HIS HEAD. 1284 01:07:00,291 --> 01:07:02,458 HE'S PROBABLY UNCONSCIOUS. 1285 01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:04,542 COME ON, IT'S STARTED. 1286 01:07:04,542 --> 01:07:06,208 - THERE'S AN EMERGENCY. - IT'S TERRIBLE. 1287 01:07:06,208 --> 01:07:07,792 - I HAD A GREAT TIME. - SEE YOU AT P.J.'s. 1288 01:07:07,792 --> 01:07:09,291 SING US A SONG FROM THE 2nd ACT. 1289 01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:12,792 ARE THEY ALWAYS THIS STRANGE ? 1290 01:07:12,792 --> 01:07:15,083 YES... 1291 01:07:15,083 --> 01:07:18,542 SINCE THEY GOT INVOLVED WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. 1292 01:07:18,542 --> 01:07:21,250 WASN'T THAT FUN, HUH ? YES. 1293 01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:22,583 OOH, COVER THAT. 1294 01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,959 JACK, WHERE ARE YOU ? JACK ! 1295 01:07:24,959 --> 01:07:27,583 I'M RIGHT HERE. WHAT, WHAT ? 1296 01:07:27,583 --> 01:07:29,166 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 1297 01:07:29,166 --> 01:07:32,125 WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING, PETER ? 1298 01:07:32,125 --> 01:07:33,959 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ? 1299 01:07:33,959 --> 01:07:37,583 EVERYTHING'S FINE, YEAH. WHY ARE YOU BACK SO SOON ? 1300 01:07:37,583 --> 01:07:40,834 UH, WE THOUGHT THAT WE MIGHT HAVE LEFT THE STOVE ON. 1301 01:07:40,834 --> 01:07:42,959 NO, NO. THE STOVE'S NOT ON. 1302 01:07:42,959 --> 01:07:44,834 I THINK THAT UNCLES PETER AND MICHAEL ... 1303 01:07:44,834 --> 01:07:47,375 ARE HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 1304 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:52,625 I CALLED, JACK. I LET THE PHONE RING FOR 5 MINUTES. 1305 01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:54,166 WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER THE PHONE ? 1306 01:07:54,166 --> 01:07:56,875 WELL, BECAUSE MARY AND I WERE TAKING A SHOWER, 1307 01:07:56,875 --> 01:07:58,959 WEREN'T WE ? WE DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 1308 01:07:58,959 --> 01:08:01,500 ISN'T THAT THE TRUTH, MADEMOISELLE ? 1309 01:08:01,500 --> 01:08:05,166 [ Baby Gurgles ] 1310 01:08:08,041 --> 01:08:10,041 OH, YOU ARE CUTE. 1311 01:08:10,041 --> 01:08:13,208 I NEVER PUT A PHONE IN A SHOWER BEFORE. 1312 01:08:13,208 --> 01:08:15,709 DO YOU GET MANY CALLS IN HERE ? 1313 01:08:15,709 --> 01:08:18,375 A STEADY STREAM. 1314 01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:34,291 HERE. 1315 01:08:38,083 --> 01:08:41,166 "COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR HOSPITALIZED AFTER MUGGING." 1316 01:08:41,166 --> 01:08:44,583 YEAH, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. IT'S YOUR FRIEND, PAUL MILNER. 1317 01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:47,625 "DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU. BE AT THE PHONE BOOTH ... 1318 01:08:47,625 --> 01:08:50,333 AT THE CORNER OF 81st AND COLUMBUS AT 8 PM TONIGHT." 1319 01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:54,583 THEY'RE TRYING TO INTIMIDATE US. I HATE THAT. 1320 01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:56,458 I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS DOO-DOO ! 1321 01:08:56,458 --> 01:08:58,166 I WANT TO FINISH THIS, OKAY ? 1322 01:09:01,583 --> 01:09:04,166 WA-WA-WA-WA. 1323 01:09:04,166 --> 01:09:07,083 [ Telephone Rings ] 1324 01:09:10,542 --> 01:09:13,417 HELLO ? 1325 01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:16,750 YEAH, WE GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 1326 01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:21,500 UH-UH. NO GOOD. WE DO IT OUR WAY. 1327 01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:26,208 BECAUSE WE GOT THE STUFF, AND IF YOU DON'T DO IT OUR WAY -- 1328 01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:29,959 COME ON ! SAY IT, SAY IT. 1329 01:09:29,959 --> 01:09:33,166 WE FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET ! 1330 01:09:33,166 --> 01:09:35,959 OKAY, NOW. LISTEN, AND LISTEN GOOD. 1331 01:09:35,959 --> 01:09:39,625 THERE'S A CONSTRUCTION SITE -- 1332 01:10:03,625 --> 01:10:06,625 [ Baby Gurgles ] 1333 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:19,667 [ Brakes Screech ] 1334 01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:26,834 [ Car Accelerates, Tires Screech ] 1335 01:10:26,834 --> 01:10:30,208 CAR 20 FOLLOWING SUSPECTS, SOUTH BOUND, CENTRAL PARK WEST. 1336 01:10:41,834 --> 01:10:43,917 [ Brakes Squeal ] 1337 01:10:45,166 --> 01:10:47,333 [ Brakes Squeal ] 1338 01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:49,250 COME ON, PETER ! 1339 01:10:51,542 --> 01:10:53,250 [ Car Honks ] 1340 01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:55,667 [ Car Accelerates ] 1341 01:10:55,667 --> 01:10:58,041 DAMN IT, JOE, WE LOST THEM ! 1342 01:10:58,041 --> 01:11:00,125 I'VE GOT 3 BLOCKS TO TURN AROUND ! 1343 01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:02,917 THAT WAS GREAT. THAT WAS GREAT. 1344 01:11:02,917 --> 01:11:05,542 EVERYBODY REMEMBER WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO ? 1345 01:11:05,542 --> 01:11:08,000 COME ON, PETER. IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED A PLAN. 1346 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,875 NEXT, HE'LL WANT US TO SYNCHRONIZE OUR WATCHES. 1347 01:11:09,875 --> 01:11:12,542 SHOULD WE DO THAT ? 1348 01:11:29,208 --> 01:11:32,375 YES, THANK YOU. HELLO, SERGEANT MELKOWITZ. 1349 01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:37,291 MY NAME IS JACK HOLDEN. I THINK YOU KNOW MY 2 ROOMMATES. 1350 01:11:37,291 --> 01:11:39,792 I MUST HAVE BEEN CRAZY TO AGREE WITH THAT GUY. 1351 01:11:42,166 --> 01:11:44,959 "ORANGE ELEVATOR." HERE IT IS. 1352 01:11:56,125 --> 01:11:58,166 "CLOSE DOOR." 1353 01:12:01,792 --> 01:12:04,208 OKAY. 15, PLEASE. 1354 01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:06,083 15 ? 1355 01:12:06,083 --> 01:12:08,417 I'M ALL FILTHY. 1356 01:12:14,041 --> 01:12:16,500 [ Baby Cries ] 1357 01:12:18,458 --> 01:12:20,041 [ Baby Continues to Cry] 1358 01:12:23,250 --> 01:12:25,291 [ Baby Still Cries ] 1359 01:12:25,291 --> 01:12:29,166 WHAT'S WRONG, SWEETHEART ? 1360 01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:32,375 COME HERE. WHAT IS IT, HUH ? 1361 01:12:35,834 --> 01:12:39,792 WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE WE LEFT. 1362 01:12:42,709 --> 01:12:46,083 OH, BOY. THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO DO THIS. 1363 01:12:46,083 --> 01:12:48,250 HOLD STILL. 1364 01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:50,959 THERE YOU GO. 1365 01:12:53,291 --> 01:12:54,834 MICHAEL ! 1366 01:12:54,834 --> 01:12:56,667 THEY'RE HERE. 1367 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:01,208 YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY AGGRAVATING. 1368 01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:03,166 I'M HERE, BY THE PIPES. 1369 01:13:03,166 --> 01:13:04,583 I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME -- 1370 01:13:04,583 --> 01:13:07,417 HOLD IT, JUST HOLD IT. 1371 01:13:07,417 --> 01:13:10,625 LOOK, WHERE IS THE STUFF ? GIVE IT TO ME. 1372 01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,667 IT'S IN THE ELEVATOR. OH, BULLSHIT ! 1373 01:13:12,667 --> 01:13:15,709 IT'S IN THE CONTROL PANEL. CHECK FOR YOURSELF. 1374 01:13:15,709 --> 01:13:18,959 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, BRING MY HANDY TOOL KIT HERE ? 1375 01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:21,333 YOU REALIZE ... 1376 01:13:21,333 --> 01:13:24,375 WE HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 1377 01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:28,208 WE HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS IN THE PACKAGE. 1378 01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:30,500 I COULD'VE FIGURED THAT OUT IN 4 SECONDS. 1379 01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:34,041 I MEAN, YOU GUYS DON'T BEHAVE LIKE PROS. 1380 01:13:34,041 --> 01:13:37,041 RIGHT ! WE'RE NOT PROS. 1381 01:13:37,041 --> 01:13:39,750 I JUST SAID THAT, DIDN'T I ? 1382 01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:41,792 WHY MAKE IT SO COMPLICATED ? 1383 01:13:41,792 --> 01:13:45,709 WE'VE NEVER DONE THIS. 1384 01:13:45,709 --> 01:13:48,166 I'VE GOT IT ! GREAT. 1385 01:13:48,166 --> 01:13:51,542 YOU'RE FORGIVEN, THIS TIME. 1386 01:13:51,542 --> 01:13:54,041 VERY WISE OF YOU TO COOPERATE. 1387 01:13:54,041 --> 01:13:55,542 GLAD IT'S OVER. 1388 01:13:55,542 --> 01:13:58,041 NO HAPPIER THAN I AM, BELIEVE ME. 1389 01:13:58,041 --> 01:14:01,041 DEALING WITH AMATEURS IS A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS. 1390 01:14:01,041 --> 01:14:03,875 SO IS DEALING WITH PROFESSIONALS. 1391 01:14:03,875 --> 01:14:04,834 NO DOUBT. 1392 01:14:04,834 --> 01:14:06,208 [ Bang ] 1393 01:14:08,291 --> 01:14:09,709 HEY, WHAT IS THAT ? 1394 01:14:09,709 --> 01:14:12,917 WHAT ARE YOU, ABUSING MY TRUST HERE ? 1395 01:14:12,917 --> 01:14:14,542 WHOA ! [ Crash ] 1396 01:14:14,542 --> 01:14:16,959 THERE'S SOMEONE IN THERE ! COME ON ! 1397 01:14:19,041 --> 01:14:21,625 [ Crash ] 1398 01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:24,125 COME ON, MICHAEL ! 1399 01:14:24,125 --> 01:14:26,417 OH, NO. LOOK OUT ! 1400 01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:33,000 [ Slam ] 1401 01:14:35,333 --> 01:14:37,667 I LOST MY BALANCE. YOU ALL RIGHT ? 1402 01:14:37,667 --> 01:14:39,667 DID YOU GET IT ? YEAH, I GOT IT ! 1403 01:14:39,667 --> 01:14:40,667 [ Laughing ] 1404 01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:50,750 [ Crash, Bang ] 1405 01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:55,083 WHO'S DOING THIS ? I WANT THAT CAMERA, PUNK ! 1406 01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,917 THERE'S 6 SWITCHES ! 1407 01:14:59,917 --> 01:15:02,959 AW, THESE GUYS WRECKED MY DAY ! 1408 01:15:02,959 --> 01:15:04,000 [ Click ] 1409 01:15:08,458 --> 01:15:11,583 JACK ! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ? 1410 01:15:11,583 --> 01:15:13,291 HE HIT THE WRONG BUTTON. HE WHAT ? 1411 01:15:15,375 --> 01:15:17,750 - CAN IT GO ANY FASTER ? - THIS IS IT ! 1412 01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:19,625 YOU PUNKS ! 1413 01:15:19,625 --> 01:15:22,959 JACK ! 1414 01:15:22,959 --> 01:15:24,500 JACK ! 1415 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:26,792 NOWHERE TO RUN, NOWHERE TO HIDE. 1416 01:15:26,792 --> 01:15:30,792 I WANT THAT HOME MOVIE. I'LL WAIT FOR YOU... I WANT IT ! 1417 01:15:30,792 --> 01:15:32,792 OH, NO. 1418 01:15:32,792 --> 01:15:35,458 JACK ! 1419 01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:37,959 HIT THE BUTTON ON THE LEFT ! 1420 01:15:37,959 --> 01:15:40,041 THE ONE ON THE LEFT, JACK ! 1421 01:15:40,041 --> 01:15:41,291 WHAT, WHAT ? 1422 01:15:41,291 --> 01:15:43,625 HIT THE BUTTON ON THE LEFT ! 1423 01:15:43,625 --> 01:15:45,792 THERE IS NO LEFT. 1424 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,709 COME ON, GET IT GOING FASTER ! I CAN'T ! 1425 01:15:50,709 --> 01:15:52,667 [ Click ] PLEASE -- 1426 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:58,959 WHAT'S THE MATTER ? WHY IS THIS ELEVATOR STOPPED ? 1427 01:15:58,959 --> 01:16:00,834 I GOT 'EM ! 1428 01:16:00,834 --> 01:16:03,375 - WHAT'S GOING ON ? - IT JUST AIN'T RUNNIN'. 1429 01:16:03,375 --> 01:16:05,917 - DID YOU HIT THE BUTTONS ? - YEAH. IT'S DEAD. 1430 01:16:05,917 --> 01:16:11,000 UNCLES PETER AND MICHAEL WILL BE PLENTY TICKED OFF WITH DADDY. 1431 01:16:14,834 --> 01:16:19,333 AREN'T YOU GLAD HE'S ON OUR SIDE ? 1432 01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:21,542 YOU WAIT FOR ME ! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE ! 1433 01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:26,041 [ Police Sirens Below ] 1434 01:16:26,041 --> 01:16:29,875 [ Police Sirens ] 1435 01:16:29,875 --> 01:16:32,875 [ Squealing Tires and Brakes ] 1436 01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:34,709 [ Sirens Continue ] 1437 01:16:42,709 --> 01:16:44,542 OH, NO, VINCE. 1438 01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:48,667 WHY IS THIS HAPPENING ? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING ? 1439 01:16:48,667 --> 01:16:49,583 WHY ? 1440 01:16:49,583 --> 01:16:51,625 IT'S OKAY, GUYS, IT'S OKAY. 1441 01:16:54,417 --> 01:16:58,000 HI. ARE YOU SERGEANT MELKOWITZ ? 1442 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,250 YEAH. ARE YOU THE FATHER ? 1443 01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:03,500 YES, YES, I AM. 1444 01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:06,500 THANKS FOR THE PHONE CALL. 1445 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:08,750 IT WAS PETER'S IDEA. 1446 01:17:08,750 --> 01:17:10,583 SHE'S OKAY. 1447 01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:12,792 THE GUYS YOU WANT ARE IN THAT ELEVATOR. 1448 01:17:12,792 --> 01:17:15,834 THE DRUGS ARE UP THERE, TOO. ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS HERE. 1449 01:17:15,834 --> 01:17:17,875 IT'S VERY ILLUMINATING. 1450 01:17:17,875 --> 01:17:20,417 THANKS A LOT. IF I HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, 1451 01:17:20,417 --> 01:17:23,208 I KNOW WHERE TO REACH YOU GUYS. 1452 01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:25,333 CAN I HOLD THE BABY ? 1453 01:17:25,333 --> 01:17:26,667 NO. 1454 01:17:26,667 --> 01:17:27,959 NO. 1455 01:17:27,959 --> 01:17:29,792 UH, I GUESS NOT. 1456 01:17:29,792 --> 01:17:32,375 [ Baby Gurgles ] 1457 01:17:32,375 --> 01:17:34,917 â™ª WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN â™ª 1458 01:17:34,917 --> 01:17:36,875 â™ª AND IT'S GETTING LATE â™ª 1459 01:17:36,875 --> 01:17:39,417 â™ª YOU SAY IT'S TIME FOR BED â™ª 1460 01:17:41,542 --> 01:17:43,834 â™ª SHE JUST TAKES HER TIME â™ª 1461 01:17:43,834 --> 01:17:45,959 â™ª ACTING LIKE SHE NEVER â™ª 1462 01:17:45,959 --> 01:17:49,458 â™ª HEARD A WORD YOU SAID â™ª 1463 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:55,709 â™ª LITTLE BABY WANT TO HOLD YOU TIGHT â™ª 1464 01:17:55,709 --> 01:18:00,083 â™ª SHE DON'T EVER WANT TO SAY GOOD NIGHT â™ª 1465 01:18:00,083 --> 01:18:01,458 â™ª SHE'S YOUR LOVER â™ª 1466 01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:05,500 â™ª SHE WANTS TO BE DADDY'S GIRL â™ª 1467 01:18:07,667 --> 01:18:10,125 â™ª WHEN THE MORNING COMES â™ª 1468 01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:12,125 â™ª AND IT'S TIME TO GO â™ª 1469 01:18:12,125 --> 01:18:16,375 â™ª START ANOTHER DAY â™ª 1470 01:18:16,375 --> 01:18:18,667 â™ª SHE WON'T LET YOU LEAVE â™ª 1471 01:18:18,667 --> 01:18:20,792 â™ª AND SHE DOES HER BEST â™ª 1472 01:18:20,792 --> 01:18:23,625 â™ª TRY TO MAKE YOU STAY â™ª 1473 01:18:26,375 --> 01:18:30,792 â™ª PRETTY BABY GONNA START TO CRY â™ª 1474 01:18:30,792 --> 01:18:35,166 â™ª SHE DON'T EVER WANT TO SAY GOODBYE â™ª 1475 01:18:35,166 --> 01:18:36,625 â™ª SHE'S YOUR LOVER â™ª 1476 01:18:36,625 --> 01:18:40,500 â™ª SHE WANTS TO BE DADDY'S GIRL â™ª 1477 01:18:43,917 --> 01:18:48,208 â™ª SHE DON'T EVER WANT TO BE WITHOUT YOU â™ª 1478 01:18:48,208 --> 01:18:52,709 â™ª NEVER HAVE TO WORRY SHE WON'T DOUBT YOU â™ª 1479 01:18:52,709 --> 01:18:56,834 â™ª WHEN SHE PUTS HER HEAD UPON YOUR SHOULDER â™ª 1480 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:01,625 GO AGAIN, PLEASE . 1481 01:19:01,625 --> 01:19:04,291 I WILL SEE YOU BURN IN HELL. 1482 01:19:04,291 --> 01:19:05,959 YOU'LL SEE ME WHERE ? 1483 01:19:05,959 --> 01:19:07,834 IN HELL. YOU HEARD ME. 1484 01:19:07,834 --> 01:19:11,166 YES ? AND WHERE WILL YOU BE WHILE I'M BURNING IN HELL ? 1485 01:19:11,166 --> 01:19:15,041 I'LL TELL YOU WHERE I'LL BE, YOU SILLY BITCH. 1486 01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:17,875 I WILL BE IN NIAGARA FALLS, THAT'S WHERE. HA, HA, HA. 1487 01:19:17,875 --> 01:19:20,375 [ Baby Gurgles ] 1488 01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:23,166 CAN YOU SAY "MICHAEL" ? 1489 01:19:23,166 --> 01:19:27,250 HUH ? YEAH, CAN YOU SAY "MICHAEL" ? 1490 01:19:27,250 --> 01:19:30,667 [ Baby Shouts ] 1491 01:19:30,667 --> 01:19:33,250 â™ª SHE WON'T UNDERSTAND â™ª 1492 01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:35,375 â™ª WHY YOU'RE FEELING SAD â™ª 1493 01:19:35,375 --> 01:19:40,667 â™ª 'CAUSE SHE'S LEAVING YOU ALONE â™ª 1494 01:19:40,667 --> 01:19:45,166 â™ª LITTLE WOMAN GONNA MAKE YOU CRY â™ª 1495 01:19:45,166 --> 01:19:49,417 â™ª YOU DON'T EVER WANT TO SAY GOODBYE â™ª 1496 01:19:49,417 --> 01:19:51,208 â™ª SHE'S A LADY â™ª 1497 01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:54,917 â™ª SHE'LL ALWAYS BE DADDY'S GIRL â™ª 1498 01:19:58,417 --> 01:20:02,625 â™ª LITTLE WOMAN GONNA BREAK YOUR HEART â™ª 1499 01:20:02,625 --> 01:20:05,834 ONE BOTTLE, PLEASE. ONE BOTTLE. 1500 01:20:06,291 --> 01:20:09,375 BOTTLE. 1501 01:20:09,375 --> 01:20:12,583 HERE IT COMES. 1502 01:20:12,583 --> 01:20:15,333 HUP. HO, YUP ! 1503 01:20:15,333 --> 01:20:17,041 HO ! 1504 01:20:17,041 --> 01:20:18,417 UH-OH. 1505 01:20:18,417 --> 01:20:20,250 HO ! 1506 01:20:20,250 --> 01:20:22,083 HO ! 1507 01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:24,083 HO, HO ! 1508 01:20:24,083 --> 01:20:26,542 HUP ! 1509 01:20:26,542 --> 01:20:29,542 HEY, HEY, YO ! YEAH ! [ Chuckles ] 1510 01:20:29,542 --> 01:20:31,750 [ Baby Cries ] 1511 01:20:31,750 --> 01:20:34,417 SSHH. I KNOW, I KNOW. YES, YES. 1512 01:20:34,417 --> 01:20:37,250 [ Baby Cries ] 1513 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:42,625 WHAT'S THE MATTER ? 1514 01:20:42,625 --> 01:20:44,625 SHE DOESN'T WANT TO STOP CRYING. 1515 01:20:44,625 --> 01:20:47,083 THAT'S NOT LIKE HER. 1516 01:20:47,083 --> 01:20:48,417 WELL ? 1517 01:20:48,417 --> 01:20:50,375 LET'S GIVE IT A TRY. 1518 01:20:50,375 --> 01:20:54,083 REALLY ? ALL RIGHT. 1519 01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:55,500 â™ª DO-DO-DEE-DO-DO â™ª 1520 01:20:55,500 --> 01:20:57,125 â™ª GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART â™ª 1521 01:20:57,125 --> 01:21:00,333 â™ª WELL IT'S TIME TO GO â™ª 1522 01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:01,625 â™ª DO-DO-DEE-DO-DO â™ª 1523 01:21:01,625 --> 01:21:03,125 â™ª GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART â™ª 1524 01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:06,458 [ Mary Cries Louder ] â™ª WELL IT'S TIME TO GO â™ª 1525 01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:07,750 â™ª DO-DO-DO-DO â™ª 1526 01:21:07,750 --> 01:21:09,500 â™ª I HATE TO LEAVE YOU â™ª 1527 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:12,041 â™ª BUT I REALLY MUST SAY â™ª 1528 01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:16,792 â™ª GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART GOOD NIGHT â™ª 1529 01:21:16,792 --> 01:21:20,583 [ Mary Still Cries ] â™ª WELL IT'S 3 O'CLOCK â™ª 1530 01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:23,291 â™ª IN THE MORNING â™ª 1531 01:21:23,291 --> 01:21:27,959 â™ª BABY I JUST CAN'T TREAT YOU RIGHT â™ª 1532 01:21:27,959 --> 01:21:31,333 [ Crying Stops ] â™ª WELL I HATE TO LEAVE YOU BABY â™ª 1533 01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:33,917 â™ª I DON'T MEAN MAYBE â™ª 1534 01:21:33,917 --> 01:21:36,875 â™ª BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO â™ª 1535 01:21:36,875 --> 01:21:38,917 â™ª DO-DO-DEE, DO-DO-DEE DO-DO-DEE-DO-DO â™ª 1536 01:21:38,917 --> 01:21:40,792 [ Giggles ] 1537 01:21:40,792 --> 01:21:43,500 â™ª WELL IT'S TIME TO GO â™ª 1538 01:21:43,500 --> 01:21:44,709 â™ª DO-DO-DO-DO â™ª 1539 01:21:44,709 --> 01:21:46,333 â™ª GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART â™ª 1540 01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:48,500 â™ª WELL IT'S TIME TO GO â™ª 1541 01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:49,542 â™ª DO-DO-DO-DO â™ª 1542 01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:51,583 â™ª I HATE TO LEAVE YOU â™ª 1543 01:21:51,583 --> 01:21:54,333 â™ª BUT I REALLY MUST SAY â™ª 1544 01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:58,875 â™ª GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART GOOD NIGHT â™ª 1545 01:22:01,709 --> 01:22:04,792 [ Peter Sighs ] 1546 01:22:08,083 --> 01:22:11,041 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SANG SO WELL. 1547 01:22:11,041 --> 01:22:13,959 WELL, IT KIND OF HELPS HER SLEEP. 1548 01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:18,917 THIS IS HAVING QUITE AN EFFECT ON YOU. 1549 01:22:18,917 --> 01:22:21,834 YOU GONNA HAVE ANY MORE KIDS ? 1550 01:22:21,834 --> 01:22:25,125 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, REBECCA. GOOD NIGHT. 1551 01:22:32,125 --> 01:22:34,583 PETER, I'M HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE SLEEPING. 1552 01:22:34,583 --> 01:22:37,375 COULD YOU SING TO ME ? 1553 01:22:37,375 --> 01:22:40,083 [ Laughter ] 1554 01:22:41,583 --> 01:22:44,000 [ Rebecca Laughs ] 1555 01:22:47,250 --> 01:22:49,667 â™ª DO-DO-DEE-DO-DO â™ª 1556 01:22:49,667 --> 01:22:51,000 [ Rebecca Laughs ] 1557 01:22:52,667 --> 01:22:54,667 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1558 01:22:54,667 --> 01:22:57,583 THANK YOU. 1559 01:22:57,583 --> 01:22:59,583 GREAT. 1560 01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:02,500 [ Ding ] 1561 01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:04,583 GOOD MORNING. 1562 01:23:04,583 --> 01:23:06,583 HELLO. 1563 01:23:08,375 --> 01:23:10,583 [ Doorbell ] 1564 01:23:10,583 --> 01:23:13,417 THERE YOU GO. 1565 01:23:13,417 --> 01:23:15,166 [ Doll Squeaks ] 1566 01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:19,458 YES ? 1567 01:23:21,875 --> 01:23:25,125 I'M SYLVIA ... 1568 01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:27,834 MARY'S MOTHER. I'VE COME TO GET HER. 1569 01:23:32,291 --> 01:23:33,959 JUST A MINUTE. 1570 01:23:33,959 --> 01:23:35,375 HOW IS SHE ? 1571 01:23:38,375 --> 01:23:39,917 SHE'S FINE. 1572 01:23:39,917 --> 01:23:43,041 SHE'S TEETHING. THAT CAN BE ROUGH. 1573 01:23:45,667 --> 01:23:47,542 CAN I SEE HER ? 1574 01:23:47,542 --> 01:23:50,125 SURE. COME ON IN. 1575 01:24:01,083 --> 01:24:05,000 [ Baby Gurgles ] 1576 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:09,542 I DON'T BELIEVE HOW WONDERFUL SHE LOOKS ! 1577 01:24:09,542 --> 01:24:12,709 OH ! HELLO, MARY ! 1578 01:24:12,709 --> 01:24:15,000 HELLO, MY DARLING. 1579 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:19,417 IT'S YOUR MOMMY. YES, IT'S YOUR MOMMY. 1580 01:24:19,417 --> 01:24:21,792 YOU'RE VERY BEAUTIFUL. 1581 01:24:21,792 --> 01:24:25,333 YOUR HAIR IS GROWING. YOU'VE CHANGED SO MUCH, 1582 01:24:25,333 --> 01:24:26,458 AND I'VE MISSED IT. 1583 01:24:26,458 --> 01:24:29,166 MOMMY HAS MISSED YOU. 1584 01:24:29,166 --> 01:24:32,000 OH, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D MISS HER THIS MUCH. 1585 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:34,000 HELLO ! 1586 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:38,709 HELLO ! 1587 01:24:38,709 --> 01:24:41,667 WHERE'S MY BABY ? IS JACK HERE ? 1588 01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:46,000 I'LL GET HIM. 1589 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:48,166 MARY, LOOK HOW BIG YOU'VE GOTTEN ! 1590 01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:51,583 AH ! 1591 01:24:51,583 --> 01:24:54,208 MICHAEL. MICHAEL. 1592 01:24:57,250 --> 01:24:59,792 SYLVIA'S HERE. 1593 01:24:59,792 --> 01:25:02,875 MARY'S LEAVING. 1594 01:25:11,375 --> 01:25:14,250 [ Mary Babbles ] 1595 01:25:25,208 --> 01:25:28,083 SHE LOOKS VERY HAPPY, JACK. 1596 01:25:28,083 --> 01:25:31,667 YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY TAKEN GOOD CARE OF HER. 1597 01:25:33,583 --> 01:25:36,041 I'M SORRY. 1598 01:25:36,041 --> 01:25:40,166 I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT HER THE WAY I DID. 1599 01:25:40,166 --> 01:25:43,333 I HOPE IT DIDN'T CAUSE TOO MUCH TROUBLE. 1600 01:25:44,625 --> 01:25:48,125 NO, NO. NO TROUBLE AT ALL 1601 01:25:50,750 --> 01:25:53,917 SYLVIA ... 1602 01:25:53,917 --> 01:25:56,709 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO KNOW. 1603 01:25:56,709 --> 01:26:00,625 IS SHE REALLY MINE ? 1604 01:26:00,625 --> 01:26:04,625 YES, SHE IS. 1605 01:26:09,417 --> 01:26:14,125 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW ? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ? 1606 01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:17,500 I, UH ... I'M GOING HOME. 1607 01:26:19,291 --> 01:26:24,458 I CAN'T WORK AND TAKE CARE OF MARY ON MY OWN, SO UH ... 1608 01:26:24,458 --> 01:26:27,834 WE'RE GOING TO MOVE IN WITH MY FAMILY. 1609 01:26:27,834 --> 01:26:30,291 THEY SAID THEY'D HELP. 1610 01:26:31,667 --> 01:26:34,166 YOU'RE GOING TO LONDON ? 1611 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:39,291 YEAH. 1612 01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:47,458 [ Baby Cries ] 1613 01:26:49,792 --> 01:26:52,041 WHEN ? 1614 01:26:52,041 --> 01:26:54,250 TONIGHT. 1615 01:26:57,166 --> 01:26:59,333 IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO ? 1616 01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:00,959 SORRY ? 1617 01:27:00,959 --> 01:27:03,375 NEVER MIND. 1618 01:27:06,667 --> 01:27:09,583 YOU PACK ALL THE BOTTLES ? 1619 01:27:09,583 --> 01:27:11,583 YEAH. 1620 01:27:11,583 --> 01:27:14,166 AND THE CANS OF FORMULA ? 1621 01:27:14,166 --> 01:27:15,667 YOU PACKED 'EM. 1622 01:27:15,667 --> 01:27:16,959 YEAH. 1623 01:27:16,959 --> 01:27:19,000 [ Baby Cries ] 1624 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,834 WHAT ABOUT THE BLENDER ? 1625 01:27:20,834 --> 01:27:23,667 SHOULD WE GIVE HER THAT, TO MASH UP BANANAS AND STUFF ? 1626 01:27:23,667 --> 01:27:25,458 SURE. 1627 01:27:25,458 --> 01:27:29,583 AND DIAPERS. YOU PACK EXTRA PAMPERS ? 1628 01:27:29,583 --> 01:27:31,333 YEAH. 1629 01:27:33,375 --> 01:27:35,375 HOW CAN HE LET HER GO ? 1630 01:27:35,375 --> 01:27:37,792 IF I WERE JACK, I WOULD NOT LET HER GO. 1631 01:27:37,792 --> 01:27:41,542 NEITHER WOULD I, MICHAEL, NEITHER WOULD I. 1632 01:27:41,542 --> 01:27:44,959 BUT HE'S THE FATHER. 1633 01:27:44,959 --> 01:27:47,375 I DON'T THINK HE WANTS HER TO GO. 1634 01:27:47,375 --> 01:27:50,834 BUT HE JUST CAN'T ADMIT IT. 1635 01:27:50,834 --> 01:27:52,917 [ Car Horns Honking ] 1636 01:27:54,375 --> 01:27:57,750 YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT ANYTHING AT ALL, YOU CALL US. 1637 01:27:57,750 --> 01:27:59,834 SHE'LL PROBABLY BE HUNGRY IN AN HOUR. 1638 01:27:59,834 --> 01:28:01,208 SHE'S A REAL GOOD EATER, SO -- 1639 01:28:01,208 --> 01:28:02,959 LIKE HER DADDY. 1640 01:28:02,959 --> 01:28:04,959 SOME OF THIS STUFF'S FRAGILE. 1641 01:28:04,959 --> 01:28:07,125 I GOT IT. 1642 01:28:07,125 --> 01:28:09,834 IF SHE WAKES UP AT NIGHT, SHE LIKES TO BE SUNG TO. 1643 01:28:09,834 --> 01:28:12,166 50's AND 60's MUSIC WORKS BEST. 1644 01:28:12,166 --> 01:28:13,500 I'LL REMEMBER THAT. 1645 01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:16,125 YOU'RE ALL SET. EVERYTHING'S PACKED. 1646 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:19,083 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE, CALL US. 1647 01:28:19,083 --> 01:28:20,792 ANYTHING. OKAY ? 1648 01:28:20,792 --> 01:28:22,875 THANK YOU. 1649 01:28:22,875 --> 01:28:24,875 [ Mary Coos ] 1650 01:28:24,875 --> 01:28:29,041 WELL, HERE, LET ME. GO AHEAD. 1651 01:28:29,041 --> 01:28:32,333 THERE WE GO. 1652 01:28:34,291 --> 01:28:36,583 GLOUCESTER HOTEL, PLEASE. 1653 01:28:36,583 --> 01:28:39,375 I'LL WRITE AND LET YOU KNOW HOW WE'RE DOING. 1654 01:28:39,375 --> 01:28:41,166 [ Toy Squeaks ] 1655 01:28:41,166 --> 01:28:43,917 LOOK, DARLING. 1656 01:28:43,917 --> 01:28:47,625 WAVE GOODBYE, SWEETHEART. 1657 01:28:47,625 --> 01:28:50,291 BYE, MARY. BYE, MARY. 1658 01:29:00,959 --> 01:29:03,166 â™ª DO-DO-DO-DO-DO â™ª 1659 01:29:03,166 --> 01:29:04,959 â™ª GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART â™ª 1660 01:29:04,959 --> 01:29:08,291 â™ª WELL IT'S TIME TO GO â™ª 1661 01:29:08,291 --> 01:29:09,875 â™ª DO-DO-DO-DO-DO â™ª 1662 01:29:09,875 --> 01:29:11,834 â™ª GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART â™ª 1663 01:29:11,834 --> 01:29:14,959 â™ª WELL IT'S TIME TO GO â™ª 1664 01:29:14,959 --> 01:29:16,792 â™ª DO-DO-DO-DO-DO â™ª 1665 01:29:16,792 --> 01:29:18,709 â™ª I HATE TO LEAVE YOU â™ª 1666 01:29:18,709 --> 01:29:22,041 â™ª BUT I REALLY MUST SAY â™ª 1667 01:29:22,041 --> 01:29:25,291 â™ª OH GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART â™ª 1668 01:29:25,291 --> 01:29:28,083 â™ª GOOD NIGHT â™ª 1669 01:29:28,083 --> 01:29:29,834 â™ª DO-DO-DO-DO-DO â™ª 1670 01:29:29,834 --> 01:29:31,291 â™ª GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART â™ª 1671 01:29:31,291 --> 01:29:34,667 â™ª WELL IT'S TIME TO GO â™ª 1672 01:29:34,667 --> 01:29:36,166 â™ª DO-DO-DO-DO-DO â™ª 1673 01:29:36,166 --> 01:29:38,083 â™ª GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART â™ª 1674 01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:41,166 â™ª WELL IT'S TIME TO GO â™ª 1675 01:29:41,166 --> 01:29:43,041 â™ª DO-DO-DO-DO â™ª 1676 01:29:43,041 --> 01:29:45,333 â™ª I HATE TO LEAVE YOU â™ª 1677 01:29:45,333 --> 01:29:47,834 â™ª I REALLY MUST SAY â™ª 1678 01:29:47,834 --> 01:29:50,917 â™ª OH GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART â™ª 1679 01:29:50,917 --> 01:29:54,291 â™ª GOOD NIGHT â™ª 1680 01:29:54,291 --> 01:29:57,750 â™ª WELL IT'S THREE O'CLOCK â™ª 1681 01:29:57,750 --> 01:30:02,041 â™ª IN THE MORNING â™ª 1682 01:30:02,041 --> 01:30:07,000 â™ª BABY I JUST CAN'T GET IT RIGHT â™ª 1683 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:11,166 â™ª WELL I HATE TO LEAVE YOU BABY â™ª 1684 01:30:11,166 --> 01:30:14,417 â™ª I DON'T MEAN MAYBE â™ª 1685 01:30:14,417 --> 01:30:18,250 â™ª BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO â™ª 1686 01:30:18,250 --> 01:30:21,125 â™ª DO-DO-DO, DO-DO-DO, DO-DO-DO-DO-DO â™ª 1687 01:30:21,125 --> 01:30:22,834 â™ª GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART â™ª 1688 01:30:22,834 --> 01:30:26,000 â™ª WELL IT'S TIME TO GO â™ª 1689 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,625 â™ª DO-DO-DO-DO-DO â™ª 1690 01:30:27,625 --> 01:30:29,375 â™ª GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART â™ª 1691 01:30:29,375 --> 01:30:32,625 â™ª WELL IT'S TIME TO GO â™ª 1692 01:30:32,625 --> 01:30:34,375 â™ª DO-DO-DO-DO â™ª 1693 01:30:34,375 --> 01:30:36,875 â™ª I HATE TO LEAVE YOU â™ª 1694 01:30:36,875 --> 01:30:39,208 â™ª I REALLY MUST SAY â™ª 1695 01:30:39,208 --> 01:30:42,417 â™ª OH GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART â™ª 1696 01:30:42,417 --> 01:30:44,041 â™ª GOOD NIGHT â™ª 1697 01:30:44,041 --> 01:30:46,834 â™ª DO-DO-DO-DO, DO-DO-DO-DO, DO-DO-DO- â™ª 1698 01:30:46,834 --> 01:30:49,125 â™ª I HATE TO LEAVE YOU â™ª 1699 01:30:49,125 --> 01:30:51,709 â™ª I REALLY MUST SAY â™ª 1700 01:30:51,709 --> 01:30:54,083 â™ª OH GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART â™ª 1701 01:30:54,083 --> 01:30:56,208 â™ª GOOD NIGHT â™ª 1702 01:31:09,583 --> 01:31:12,875 GUYS LIKE US SHOULDN'T BE RAISING KIDS, ANYWAY. 1703 01:31:12,875 --> 01:31:14,792 RIGHT ? 1704 01:31:14,792 --> 01:31:17,208 WELL, SHOULD WE ? 1705 01:31:17,208 --> 01:31:19,333 I SUPPOSE NOT. 1706 01:31:19,333 --> 01:31:21,959 SHE'S BETTER OFF WITH HER MOTHER. 1707 01:31:24,417 --> 01:31:27,583 AND WE ARE DEFINITELY BETTER OFF ... 1708 01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:30,583 NOW THAT EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL. RIGHT ? 1709 01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:32,500 WHATEVER YOU SAY, JACK. 1710 01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:37,917 RIGHT. 1711 01:31:41,291 --> 01:31:44,083 SO HOW COME I FEEL SO BAD ? 1712 01:31:44,083 --> 01:31:46,291 WHAT'D YOU SAY ? 1713 01:31:46,291 --> 01:31:49,417 HOW COME I FEEL SO BAD ? 1714 01:31:49,417 --> 01:31:52,375 I HAVE THIS ACHE, RIGHT HERE. 1715 01:31:52,375 --> 01:31:55,208 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK, MIKE ? 1716 01:31:55,208 --> 01:31:56,625 COULD BE THE WINE. 1717 01:31:56,625 --> 01:31:58,291 IT'S NOT THE WINE. 1718 01:31:58,291 --> 01:32:00,583 WELL, WHAT IS IT, THEN ? 1719 01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:03,709 I DON'T KNOW. I WISH IT WOULD GO AWAY. 1720 01:32:03,709 --> 01:32:05,625 MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING YOU ATE. 1721 01:32:05,625 --> 01:32:08,959 MAYBE YOU'RE NOT GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP. 1722 01:32:08,959 --> 01:32:11,291 IT'S NOT THAT. 1723 01:32:11,291 --> 01:32:13,000 THEN WHAT THE HELL IS IT ? 1724 01:32:15,959 --> 01:32:17,500 I MISS MARY. 1725 01:32:20,125 --> 01:32:22,166 OKAY ? 1726 01:32:24,083 --> 01:32:25,959 I MISS MARY. 1727 01:32:27,291 --> 01:32:30,166 I JUST WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO. 1728 01:32:30,166 --> 01:32:33,500 WELL, MAYBE THERE IS. 1729 01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:37,333 WHAT ? 1730 01:32:37,333 --> 01:32:40,208 WHEN'S HER FLIGHT LEAVING ? 1731 01:32:44,041 --> 01:32:46,500 YO, TAXI ! 1732 01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:48,834 TAXI ! 1733 01:32:48,834 --> 01:32:50,667 [ Brakes Squeal ] 1734 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:53,834 KENNEDY AIRPORT. 1735 01:32:59,458 --> 01:33:01,166 WHO ARE YOU GUYS CHASING ? 1736 01:33:01,166 --> 01:33:04,417 MY BABY GIRL. HER MOTHER'S TAKING HER TO LONDON. 1737 01:33:04,417 --> 01:33:05,417 HOW OLD ? 1738 01:33:05,417 --> 01:33:06,917 7 MONTHS. 1739 01:33:06,917 --> 01:33:08,625 7 MONTHS. THAT'S HARD WORK. 1740 01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:10,709 PRETTY SOON, THEY START TO WALK. 1741 01:33:10,709 --> 01:33:12,875 THE FIRST TIME YOU HEAR THE WORD "DADDY," 1742 01:33:12,875 --> 01:33:14,667 YOUR HEART JUST MELTS. 1743 01:33:14,667 --> 01:33:17,083 CAN YOU DRIVE A LITTLE FASTER, PLEASE ? 1744 01:33:17,083 --> 01:33:18,250 YEAH. 1745 01:33:33,375 --> 01:33:35,375 THANK YOU. 1746 01:33:35,375 --> 01:33:38,458 GOOD LUCK, GUYS. 1747 01:33:59,750 --> 01:34:03,208 IT'S FOUR, GATE FOUR ! 1748 01:34:03,208 --> 01:34:05,208 [ Alarm Beeps ] 1749 01:34:05,208 --> 01:34:09,333 EXCUSE ME, SIR. HOLD IT, FELLOWS. ONE AT A TIME. 1750 01:34:09,333 --> 01:34:10,417 HOLD IT. ANY METAL ? 1751 01:34:10,417 --> 01:34:12,500 PUT IT IN HERE, PLEASE. 1752 01:34:12,500 --> 01:34:14,500 GO THROUGH. 1753 01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:17,583 THANK YOU, SIR, ONE AT A TIME -- 1754 01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:26,834 1, 2, 3, 4 ! 1755 01:34:30,959 --> 01:34:34,125 MISS, FLIGHT 176 ? 1756 01:34:34,125 --> 01:34:35,291 THAT'S IT. 1757 01:34:35,291 --> 01:34:37,792 [ Jet Engine Whine ] 1758 01:35:28,959 --> 01:35:31,417 THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. 1759 01:35:47,250 --> 01:35:49,333 [ Sigh ] 1760 01:35:54,792 --> 01:35:56,542 [ Ding ] 1761 01:35:58,458 --> 01:35:59,875 [ Baby Gurgles ] 1762 01:36:04,041 --> 01:36:05,250 SYLVIA. 1763 01:36:05,250 --> 01:36:07,750 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? WE THOUGHT YOU'D GONE. 1764 01:36:07,750 --> 01:36:10,625 I COULDN'T GO, JACK. I COULDN'T DO IT. 1765 01:36:10,625 --> 01:36:13,083 I DON'T WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER MISTAKE. 1766 01:36:13,083 --> 01:36:16,542 I KNEW IF I TOOK HER, I'D BE MAKING ANOTHER MISTAKE. 1767 01:36:16,542 --> 01:36:18,917 I HAVE TO WORK... 1768 01:36:18,917 --> 01:36:22,291 AND I CAN'T DO THAT AND TAKE CARE OF MARY ALONE. 1769 01:36:22,291 --> 01:36:24,417 DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IT'S LIKE ? 1770 01:36:24,417 --> 01:36:27,375 A ONE-ROOM FLAT, ON YOUR FEET ALL DAY, 1771 01:36:27,375 --> 01:36:29,875 WORKING OR AUDITIONING. 1772 01:36:29,875 --> 01:36:32,375 I'M ON THE JOB SOMETIMES UNTIL 3 IN THE MORNING. 1773 01:36:32,375 --> 01:36:36,959 SINCE MARY GETS UP AT 5:30, I DON'T GET MUCH SLEEP. 1774 01:36:36,959 --> 01:36:40,333 AND AFTER 5:30, IT STARTS OVER AT 9:00. 1775 01:36:40,333 --> 01:36:43,542 BY THE TIME I CHANGE HER AND PLAY WITH HER, IT'S 8:00. 1776 01:36:43,542 --> 01:36:45,083 FORGET ABOUT SLEEP AFTER THAT. 1777 01:36:45,083 --> 01:36:48,709 WITH BABY-SITTERS, ALL MY MONEY IS SUCKED DOWN THE TUBES. 1778 01:36:48,709 --> 01:36:51,583 AND ME SO TIRED, I CAN'T TAKE MARY TO THE PARK. 1779 01:36:51,583 --> 01:36:54,083 GETTING TIME FOR THE PARK IS A BITCH ! 1780 01:36:54,083 --> 01:36:57,166 I MEAN, I LOVE MY JOB BUT, 1781 01:36:57,166 --> 01:37:01,041 I SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE I'M JUST WORKING TO PAY THE SITTERS ... 1782 01:37:01,041 --> 01:37:03,250 AND I RUN AROUND ALL DAY, 1783 01:37:03,250 --> 01:37:05,291 AND I DON'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP. 1784 01:37:05,291 --> 01:37:07,041 [ Baby Cries ] 1785 01:37:07,041 --> 01:37:09,583 I DON'T THINK I'M TAKING VERY GOOD CARE OF MARY. 1786 01:37:09,583 --> 01:37:12,250 - OF COURSE YOU ARE. - I AM ? 1787 01:37:12,250 --> 01:37:14,542 WE KNOW HOW HARD IT IS. 1788 01:37:14,542 --> 01:37:16,750 THE 3 OF US COULD HARDLY MANAGE. 1789 01:37:16,750 --> 01:37:19,542 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO LONDON. 1790 01:37:19,542 --> 01:37:21,458 I WANT TO WORK IN NEW YORK. 1791 01:37:21,458 --> 01:37:24,458 BUT I CAN'T DO THAT ALONE. 1792 01:37:24,458 --> 01:37:26,625 I HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO. 1793 01:37:26,625 --> 01:37:31,291 I NEED HELP. I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME. 1794 01:37:31,291 --> 01:37:33,291 WE'LL HELP. WE WILL HELP ! 1795 01:37:33,291 --> 01:37:36,291 YOU CAN LEAVE HER ANYTIME YOU WANT. 1796 01:37:36,291 --> 01:37:38,792 WHEN YOU GO FOR AN AUDITION OR SHOPPING, 1797 01:37:38,792 --> 01:37:41,417 OR YOU WANT TO BE BY YOURSELF. 1798 01:37:41,417 --> 01:37:43,750 I HOPED YOU'D SAY THAT. 1799 01:37:43,750 --> 01:37:46,625 REALLY ? THANK YOU, SO MUCH ! 1800 01:37:46,625 --> 01:37:47,792 OF COURSE ! 1801 01:37:47,792 --> 01:37:49,625 HOLD IT, GUYS. 1802 01:37:49,625 --> 01:37:51,709 I DON'T LIKE THIS ARRANGEMENT. 1803 01:37:51,709 --> 01:37:55,291 I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE MARY'S BABY-SITTER. 1804 01:37:55,291 --> 01:38:00,125 I WANT -- WE WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE HER ALL THE TIME. 1805 01:38:00,125 --> 01:38:02,500 I AGREE, SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 1806 01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:05,583 I'M SAYING, THAT I THINK, 1807 01:38:05,583 --> 01:38:08,875 MARY SHOULD MOVE IN WITH US PERMANENTLY, 1808 01:38:08,875 --> 01:38:11,166 THAT WE SHOULD BE HER FAMILY. 1809 01:38:11,166 --> 01:38:16,000 IT'S LOVELY OF YOU TO OFFER ... BUT I COULDN'T LET MARY -- 1810 01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:18,291 NO, NO, NO, NO -- 1811 01:38:18,291 --> 01:38:20,166 YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER. 1812 01:38:20,166 --> 01:38:23,208 SHE NEEDS A FULL-TIME MOTHER. THAT'S WHY ... 1813 01:38:23,208 --> 01:38:26,583 WE THINK THAT YOU SHOULD MOVE IN, TOO. 1814 01:38:26,583 --> 01:38:28,333 IT'S A GREAT IDEA ! YEAH ! 1815 01:38:28,333 --> 01:38:30,542 OH SYLVIA, COME ON. 4 IS BETTER THAN 3. 1816 01:38:30,542 --> 01:38:33,500 UH, DO YOU HAVE ROOM ? 1817 01:38:33,500 --> 01:38:35,959 I'LL BUILD YOU AND MARY ROOMS. 1818 01:38:35,959 --> 01:38:39,333 YEAH, HE BUILDS ROOMS ! PLEASE SAY YES ! 1819 01:38:39,333 --> 01:38:41,000 YES ! 1820 01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:42,083 YES ! 1821 01:38:42,083 --> 01:38:42,792 YES ! 1822 01:38:42,792 --> 01:38:44,959 YES ! 1823 01:38:52,959 --> 01:38:56,166 â™ª SOMETHING HAPPENED BABY, IN MY LIFE â™ª 1824 01:38:56,166 --> 01:38:58,208 â™ª THE MINUTE I SAW YOU â™ª 1825 01:38:58,208 --> 01:39:00,375 â™ª THE MINUTE I SAW YOU â™ª 1826 01:39:00,375 --> 01:39:03,709 â™ª ALL THE OTHERS FADED FROM MY LIFE â™ª 1827 01:39:03,709 --> 01:39:08,000 â™ª THE MINUTE I SAW YOU, HEY ! â™ª 1828 01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:11,041 â™ª NOTHING BETTER BABY, IN MY LIFE â™ª 1829 01:39:11,041 --> 01:39:13,542 â™ª 'TIL THE MINUTE I SAW YOU â™ª 117899