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Partake of my
free snack samples.
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Take them.
I demand it as your ruler,
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the King of Demons.
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Why isn't anyone paying
attention to me?
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I'm their rightful overlord.
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Intellectually and such.
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Yeah.
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Hey!
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It reeks more of nerd
than money today.
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Guys!
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You will not believe
what's going on.
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It's a bookfair!
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Where books come to life.
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Hello.
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A fair without rides?
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Who need rides when this
can take you anywhere?
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A, ew.
B, I'm bored.
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C, I feel like pickpocketing
some dork while they browse.
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No, wait.
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Will you give it a chance?
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I'll let you ride
in my hoody.
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Ooh!
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This bookfair's got everything.
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A zine-making workshop.
Meet and greets.
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And what's that...
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A writing competition?
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I've always wanted
to be a writer.
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Writer? What? I thought
you wanted to be a witch?
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Of course I wanna be a witch.
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But where I'm from
that's kinda... impossible.
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So, my runner up dream
was to be a writer.
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I've had this
"About the Author" picture
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since I was seven years old.
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I know my good angle.
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I'm gonna enter the competition.
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Ugh. What are these
basement dwellers
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doing out in natural sunlight?
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Um, we're in line
for John De Plume,
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most famous writer
on the Boiling Isles.
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Famed author of
the Realm Warrior Series.
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I'm gonna have him
read my story.
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And marry me.
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John, will you sign my child?
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I'll sign anything.
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Such power. Such command
he holds over his minions.
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I must have the same.
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Luz the human, I too shall
enter the competition.
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Really? We
could work together.
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It'll be perfect.
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We're best friends,
so we'll make the best team.
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Team! Yes!
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My name goes first on the cover.
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Boring, boring.
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Boring.
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Another wrinkle.
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The curse is quickening.
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You! Lackey.
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Lilith.
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Do you have the item
we discussed?
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Oh, yes. Right here.
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This is excellent.
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A map to the Bloom
of Eternal Youth.
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I think the emperor
will be very pleased.
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Ma'am shouldn't we
be searching
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for the owl lady
to join the coven?
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Remember that whole plan?
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My sister's curse
has left her frail.
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She'll still be here
when we get back.
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This come first.
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It's for the emperor
after all.
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Yeah! All hail the emperor!
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Very good, Steve.
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Shoulder pads for Steve.
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Hey, bub, what'd you tell
my prissy sister?
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Oh, it's a map to the
Bloom of Eternal Youth.
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A rare flower that only
grows once a millennia.
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Like the name says,
it gives eternal youth
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to whomever holds it.
Interesting.
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So, Lilith wants to nab this
power for the emperor, huh?
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Well, won't she be surprised
when I get there first
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and get it for myself.
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Ha! That'll show her
who's frail.
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Yes. Well, uh.
We'll see, won't we?
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Can't go without
a map, of course.
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Now, let's write down some ideas
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that we wanna see in the story.
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I can write anything?
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Yeah, we're brainstorming.
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Every idea is a good idea.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Done.
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Aw. Is that all
you wanna see?
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Hmm.
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Romance.
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Magic. Heartbreak
with shimmer tears.
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And the main character is,
of course... Luzura.
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I know it's kinda cliché
but what's wrong with cliché?
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And my main
character's the king... Er...
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The ruler of demons.
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With this totally original,
all-star cast,
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victory will be ours.
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Now, for the easy part.
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Luzura's tears fell
on the Frozen Prince
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bringing him back to life.
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Uh, it feels
a little unrealistic.
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I see what you're saying.
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But in your version,
Ruler just destroys everything.
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I think a little romantic
tension could help the scene.
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Hey. There's more
to life than shipping.
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Don't you dare insult
shipping in my presence.
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Apprentice, living room.
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I'll be back.
We'll figure this out.
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Okay, writing buddy?
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My turn to write.
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Hey.
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What's up, boss lady?
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I am popping out
for a few days
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to an undisclosed place
to do undisclosed things.
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You're in charge.
Great.
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No questions.
Okay.
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I said no questions.
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Well, King, it's just you
and me for a while.
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Hey, Luz.
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Great news.
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What have you done?
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I just made a few tiny edits
and this baby is humming.
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Luzura dies?
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I know, right? What a twist.
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King,
I know you're trying to help
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but I think you're
crossing a line.
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Yeah, into greatness.
Don't you want us to win?
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If this is how
you wanna win,
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then maybe you should submit
the story on your own.
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What?
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Bah! What does she know?
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What the heck, man?
Learn to collaborate.
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Hush, you!
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I'll prove to both of you
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my story is superior.
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Hey, you scum!
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Which one of you wants
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to read my literary masterpiece?
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Anyone brave enough?
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Oof!
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I'll read your story.
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You wrote this?
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Yep, that's me. Only me.
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Let me get you a fruit punch.
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Ooh. I love punching.
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I'm Piniet of Piniet
Publishing House.
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And your name is King?
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It's more of a rank
than a name.
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I loved your story.
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So much better
than the submissions
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we got for the competition.
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I want to buy it and publish it
for everyone to read.
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I'll make you as famous
as John De Plume.
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Ooh! P-choo! P-choo!
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Ooh!
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I've always wanted a people chair.
I'm in.
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This will be the first step
in my reclamation of power.
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Then all you have
to do is sign here.
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You're ominous. And I like it.
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Get ready to be famous,
Mr. King.
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Ouch! Jeez!
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It's the perfect blend of heart
and heartlessness.
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Like two authors mashed
into one.
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Spend money on my thing I wrote.
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Spend money on my thing I wrote.
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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Mr. King! Mr. King,
I love your writing.
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Please read my story?
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Oh, my.
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Oh, it's good to be minions.
I mean fans.
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King!
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You're my inspiration.
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Okay, from the Minitaur,
I head due north.
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And with luck, I'll get to the Bloom
of Eternal Youth before Lilith.
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Ah, who's frail now,
emperor dorks?
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Someone's following me.
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Spicy toss!
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Lily?
Edalyn?
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And of course you would
be here just to be a nuisance.
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Why don't you go home
and rest?
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Wouldn't want you
breaking a hip.
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Sorry, sister.
I'm stronger than you think.
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I'm here to save the Bloom of Eternal
Youth from the likes of you.
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I'm gonna get
there before you.
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No, you won't.
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Hey, Luz.
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Guess who won
the writing competition
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and became a blockbuster
writer superstar?
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You're right. It's me. Me!
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Do you wanna touch my scarf?
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A fan crochet it out
of their own hair.
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It smells so bad.
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My publisher is throwing a huge
party for my book,
Ruler's Reach.
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And I, uh,
I'd like for you to be there.
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All right, fine.
Be that way, I guess.
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Girl, you don't need him.
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But I don't want to be mad
at him either.
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Your fans are dying to know
when
Ruler's Reach 2 comes out.
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That's between me
and my publisher.
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Right, Piniet?
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Yes. Oh, pardon me.
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I need a few moments
of King's time.
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Where's John De Plume at?
I wanted to compare sunglasses.
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Oh, he's taking a break to
finish his latest masterpiece.
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Fame can really box you in,
you know?
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Uh, speaking of, how's your
second book coming along?
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Coming along or finished?
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Bam!
Ruler's Reach 2.
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Now with more swears.
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Ah! Splendid!
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Oh, you cad.
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Not only are you
a great writer
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but a practical joker
as well.
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That's true. Wait, what?
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Oh, this is truly awful.
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Looking forward to
the real draft.
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Truly awful.
But I'm a best-selling writer.
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How?
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Luz, I can't write without her.
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Luz, buddy, I'm so glad
you could make it.
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Hey, King. I didn't want
to be angry at your success.
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You're my friend.
So, congratulations.
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Great to hear.
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'Cause I really need your
help with my next book.
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- Huh?
- Apparently,
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I can't write my
daring works of genius
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without rebelling against
your gushy fantasy slop.
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Excuse me?
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We make a great team.
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So, here's a pen. Writey writey.
Clock's a ticking.
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I'm not writing for you
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after you made fun
of all my ideas.
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Hey! What the heck?
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Congratulations on all your
hard-earned success.
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What am I gonna do?
I can't write without her.
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Hmm.
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Ha! Doesn't this remind you of how we
used to race to the kitchen, Lily?
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Lily?
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00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:05,670
Lily!
243
00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:13,930
Alley-oop!
244
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,269
Thank you, Edalyn.
245
00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:19,309
I wasn't certain
that you'd save me.
246
00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:22,479
Stow it. Uh, we might fight
but you're still my sister.
247
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,319
And besides, if anyone's putting
you down, it's gonna be me.
248
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,820
Ha!
249
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,860
Oh, is that...
250
00:13:34,370 --> 00:13:36,370
The Bloom of Eternal Youth.
251
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,280
All right. Back off.
252
00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:41,289
That baby's mine.
253
00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:44,169
Why are you
always like this?
254
00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:47,499
Because Lilith, you think
I'm just some tired, old biddy.
255
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,300
Ah, but I'm more than that.
256
00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:54,340
And with the Bloom of Eternal
Youth's power, I'll show you...
257
00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:57,219
What the...
258
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:11,529
They got his good angle.
259
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,620
Uh, can I help you?
260
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,289
Perhaps.
261
00:14:21,290 --> 00:14:24,420
I hear you're
an aspiring writer?
262
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:28,589
King! We love you! King!
263
00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:30,259
King! King!
264
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,549
I can't wait for the sequel.
265
00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:33,379
If it's disappointing
in any way,
266
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:36,090
I will spend every day
of my life trashing it.
267
00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:38,559
Oh, boy.
268
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,519
Oh, man. Ah, geez.
269
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,439
Hemming. Hawing.
270
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:47,269
Piniet, I gotta come clean.
We can't announce book two.
271
00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:49,439
I can't write without...
without...
272
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,440
Without your writing partner?
273
00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:57,279
King!
274
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,579
- Luz!
- That snappily-dressed lizard
275
00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:01,250
trapped me in
this shrinking box.
276
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,209
You gotta get me out.
277
00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:08,459
What are you doing with her?
Let her go.
278
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:10,549
You wrote
Ruler's Reach
together.
279
00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:12,549
So, if you don't
want her crushed,
280
00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:14,510
you'll write together again.
281
00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:17,339
Oh, don't give me
that look.
282
00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:21,140
Some of the best books were
written in literal crunch time.
283
00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:25,269
That's a toxic mentality
that contributes to burnout
284
00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:27,269
and unrealistic expectations.
285
00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:28,770
King, do something!
286
00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:32,149
Set her free, now!
287
00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:34,399
Not until I get my best-seller.
288
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,570
You'll recall
you are under contract.
289
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,449
Whoa.
290
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:40,619
Whoa!
291
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,290
Oof!
292
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,209
Make your deadline,
293
00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:48,380
or you'll never be able
to hold a pen again.
294
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,170
Just like...
295
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,419
Help me!
296
00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:53,920
Nooo!
297
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:57,179
- Help us!
- Get us out of here!
298
00:15:59,430 --> 00:16:01,180
I'll leave you to it.
299
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:05,179
Looking forward
to your next volume.
300
00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:09,310
We're not getting out of here
till we write a book.
301
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:11,269
And that'll take forever.
302
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,479
We're cube meat.
303
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,239
Well, I have my story.
304
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,569
But it's all hugging and crying.
I can't put my name on that.
305
00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:22,619
King, that is why
we are in here!
306
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:26,499
Because you can't compromise.
307
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,420
All I wanted was to write
a dumb story with my friend.
308
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:34,169
Luz, you're living your dream.
You're becoming a witch.
309
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:36,589
But this celebrity is as close
as I'll ever get to my dream.
310
00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:39,299
It all went to my head,
and I hurt you.
311
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,389
- I'm sorry.
- Hey.
312
00:16:41,390 --> 00:16:44,309
Being with you is one of my
favorite parts of this dream.
313
00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:47,479
I have a plan.
314
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,099
But we need to work together
this time.
315
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,189
Just tell me what to do.
316
00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,269
I know you
must be confused.
317
00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:57,439
The Bloom of Eternal Youth,
dead?
318
00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:00,529
What if I told you the Bloom
never existed at all?
319
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:04,199
And now that I have
led you to my nest,
320
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:09,459
I'll suck all the life out of you
to satisfy my unending hunger!
321
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:12,289
He scammed us.
Can you believe he scammed us?
322
00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:15,249
I thought there was
a 50/50 chance going in.
323
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,549
Hard not to admire
the tenacity though.
324
00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:21,219
Good entrance.
But that outfit? Ha!
325
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,509
Oh, look at his little shoes.
326
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:28,269
Well, maybe you've never been
led into a lethal trap before
327
00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:32,400
but the response should be,
"Ah! No! Spare us!
328
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:37,149
Ah, sure. Spare us.
329
00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:40,360
Woe to us, whose fates
are sealed.
330
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:43,570
Tha... That's right.
We just cower.
331
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,240
Cower.
332
00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:50,040
Oh, dang.
333
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,290
Hey, Piniet! We're done!
334
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,589
Faster than I expected.
335
00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:57,419
That's the miracle of team work.
336
00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:07,559
This is much more gushy
than your last book.
337
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,560
Skip to the finale,
because it's quite a payoff.
338
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,479
What is this all about?
339
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,189
Light spell!
340
00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:25,279
Agh! I just realized,
341
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,489
I should've said enlightening.
342
00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:27,579
Skip to the finale.
343
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:29,489
You'll find it enlightening.
344
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:31,540
King, the contract!
345
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,499
Pretentious scarf, go!
346
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,549
I made you a star
347
00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,590
and this is how you repay me?
348
00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:49,179
No, this is.
349
00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:50,680
How's this for edits?
350
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,140
And self-publishing!
351
00:18:57,310 --> 00:19:00,359
You are making this harder
than it needs to be.
352
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:04,239
And believe me,
I am being very patient.
353
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,780
But let's...
354
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,329
Cut to the finish.
355
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,209
Huh?
356
00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:16,369
King,
357
00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:17,870
I am your biggest fan.
358
00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:22,379
And I fought my way
back here for you
359
00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:23,880
to read my story.
360
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:27,700
I'm sorry. My lawyer advised me
not to look at unsolicited work.
361
00:19:27,724 --> 00:19:29,179
But, but...
362
00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:32,099
Ugh! If I read this will you go?
363
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,269
So I can annihilate
them in peace?
364
00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:35,559
Of course.
365
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,239
Oh, it's beautiful.
366
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,579
You... you must
let me publish this.
367
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:53,450
I can make you a star.
368
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,369
Really?
369
00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:57,539
Wait a minute. What about King?
370
00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:59,459
Ugh!
371
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:01,209
You're old news.
372
00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:04,209
She on the other hand
is the future.
373
00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:05,259
- Whoo-hoo!
- Freedom!
374
00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:06,469
Hey!
King!
375
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:09,470
We're good then?
Yes. Quite.
376
00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:13,680
P-choo! P-choo!
377
00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:17,349
Well, we wrecked this chump.
378
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,560
but I guess the Bloom
of Eternal Youth isn't real.
379
00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:22,569
Well,
if it makes any difference,
380
00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:25,189
I don't consider you to be
a tired old biddy.
381
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,239
Really?
382
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,449
If you were you'd be much
easier to catch.
383
00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:29,529
Oh, great.
384
00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:32,579
You're gonna cart me away
to the coven now, are you?
385
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:35,499
Not now. Because I want
to give you a chance
386
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,000
to join on your own.
387
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,499
Join me in the Emperor's Coven,
Edalyn?
388
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,170
He could even heal your curse.
389
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,549
No, I'll heal it
on my own terms.
390
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:50,470
I don't want
to owe him anything.
391
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:52,509
Catch you later, sis.
392
00:20:52,510 --> 00:20:55,180
Not if I catch you first.
393
00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:00,850
I'll see you around.
394
00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:07,360
You're welcome
for the chance to bond.
395
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,459
Hey, kids. Woof.
396
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,629
That was a rough couple days.
397
00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:24,290
Yeah, I'll say.
398
00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:28,490
Well, nothing a bit
of apple blood
399
00:21:28,514 --> 00:21:30,179
and a good book can't mend.
400
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:31,219
Books?
401
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:33,349
Nope, I don't know
nothing about that.
402
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:35,509
We hate books.
Wow, look at the time.
403
00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:37,270
What's a book?
Good night!
404
00:21:40,310 --> 00:21:41,810
Huh?
405
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,479
What the...
406
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,670
Girl, you do not wanna know.
407
00:21:48,718 --> 00:21:51,618
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