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>> Hey, guys.
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I'm Ed Bassmaster and you may
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have seen me on YouTube.
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The Looney Wheels.
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And that is me.
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>> What are you talking about?
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>> I'm a bush!
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That's me too.
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The crawfish here is amazing.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I just ordered it.
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When I see a car like this,
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the first thing I do is I say,
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"Would you look at this?"
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Yeah, all of those guys are me.
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>> Ed Bassmaster!
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>> You're my favorite!
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>> I have almost a billion views
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on the Internet
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and now I'm gonna take
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what I do to television.
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>> No way!
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>> This is
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"The Ed Bassmaster Show."
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*
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Merry Christmas!
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(women screaming)
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Welcome!
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*
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Merry Christmas!
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Come on in.
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More like scary Christmas.
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I got you!
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Merry Christmas, pal!
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How are ya?
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How you doing?
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Welcome.
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>> Isn't that cool?
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>> This one?
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>> Merry Christmas!
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How are ya?
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(women laughing)
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>> That's so mean.
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(bleep)
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>> That was hilarious!
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Good job.
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Today I'm gonna be playing
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Mumbles in a convenience store.
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Bartle-do.
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*
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How you doing, pal?
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>> I'm doing all right.
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>> All right, Soldier.
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Hey...
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(mumbles incoherently)
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>> It's all good.
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>> I know it is!
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(mumbles incoherently)
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>> What's that?
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*
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(mumbles incoherently)
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>> What's that mean?
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(mumbles incoherently)
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>> I... I don't got you.
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Say that again?
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(mumbles incoherently)
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>> Small?
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(mumbles incoherently)
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>> Still don't have it.
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(mumbles incoherently)
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(mumbles incoherently)
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>> What's that?
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>> Hey, partner,
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how ya doing?
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>> Carton of
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Winston Light 100s.
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>> We got caught in a windstorm?
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>> Winston.
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Back there.
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>> Oh, I thought you got
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caught in a windstorm.
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>> No.
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>> Oh, my bad.
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Didn't it sound like he said
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he got caught in a windstorm?
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You heard him?
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(mumbles incoherently)
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>> I got nothing.
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>> Okay, I got nothing,
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my brother.
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>> All right, that's what
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I'm talking about.
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>> Welcome to
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Single & Ready 2 Mingle,
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a video dating service.
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Meet our newest bachelor Skippy.
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>> This is just like a profile
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for anybody that's looking for
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somebody that's like...
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handsome, talented.
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I like to draw.
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I like to play
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a little bit of guitar.
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I like to go windsailing.
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I like riding motorcycles.
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They're really fun.
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I can go really fast on them.
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(static blaring)
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>> Brett Sellars here reporting
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live for... some news station.
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Brett Sellars here on the scene.
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We've just had a sandwich thief
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strike again in the park.
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We're gonna try to cover
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the story, get some
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eye-witness accounts here.
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Come on, let's go.
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Guys, did you witness
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the attack?
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>> Uh, no.
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>> So you guys didn't
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witness the attack?
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Okay, can you do me a favor?
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Cut, cut, cut, cut.
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I got to come back with a story.
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My ass is on the line
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if I don't.
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Can you just go along with it
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and we'll kind of fabricate
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some stories?
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>> Yeah, absolutely.
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>> Here we go.
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Folks, back on the scene.
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Brett Sellars here with...
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>> Vincent.
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>> Patrick.
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>> Who were present when
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the second attack occurred.
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Guys, tell me what happened.
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>> Uh, the guy knocked me on
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the back of my head
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and I went unconscious
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for about two minutes.
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Yeah, I woke up--
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>> Yeah, I was trying to wake
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him up, he wouldn't wake up.
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>> Uh, by the way, the thief
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that we're encountering is,
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uh, stealing people's lunches,
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believe it or not,
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so maybe you had
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a sandwich, maybe...
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What's your favorite menu item
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that you'd picnic with?
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>> We had burritos.
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>> Burritos.
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And action.
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So he took your burritos.
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Tell us what happened next.
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>> Well, I was just really
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hungry, you know?
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And I had that burrito,
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it was big and heavy
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and I was just so excited
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to put it in my stomach.
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But he took it from me, man.
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It's not cool.
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>> I'm sorry, pal.
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>> Something has to be
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done about it.
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>> That's why we're here.
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We're gonna get to the bottom
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of this, we're gonna find out.
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Thank you for your
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eye-witness account, guys.
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Brett Sellars on the scene here.
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Hey, looking for a great deal
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on a used car?
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Come see Merle and Earl
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at Miller Brothers used car lot.
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We're twice the salesmen.
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So you get twice the savings.
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And that means you save
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twice the money.
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We got big cars.
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And we got little cars.
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So come on down to
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Miller Brothers used car lot
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and let Merle and Earl
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double your savings.
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All right, so today I'm playing
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Earl Miller, car salesman.
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I'm also playing his
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twin brother Merle Miller.
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Hey, what's up, man?
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>> Ricardo.
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>> Ricardo, Earl.
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>> Hey, how's it going?
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>> And it's me and my brother
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Merle, uh...
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twin brother by--
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Older brother by seven minutes.
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You're looking for...
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For your fiancée, all right.
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What kind of car do you
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see her driving, like--
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Right, right.
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We-- I mean, I can definitely
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put you in something
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reliable, um--
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(phone ringing)
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>> Earl to the repair shop,
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Earl to repair.
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>> All right, give me
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a couple of minutes.
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I'll be right with you, Ricardo.
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>> * Uh
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* Uh
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* Uh *
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(tires squealing)
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>> Oh, hey, what's up, partner?
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>> Hey, how you doin', man?
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>> How'd you get in?
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>> Uh, your brother.
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>> My brother's here?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Okay.
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Hi, I'm Merle Miller.
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>> Ricardo.
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>> Nice to meet you, Ricardo.
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Is he, uh, showing you a car?
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>> Uh, we haven't
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started looking yet.
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We're just kind of
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talking right now.
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>> Huh.
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That's odd.
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He ain't even supposed to
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be here today.
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Uh, I make the deals here,
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I'm the brains behind
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the operation, okay?
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>> Right.
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>> He's the one who
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lost his hair, if you dig
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where I'm coming from.
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So he's always jealous and
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plus I'm the older brother, so--
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I got him by eight minutes.
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And he'll tell you seven
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minutes, I'm sure, right?
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>> Mm-hmm.
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>> Yeah, it's eight minutes.
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So if you want to walk out of
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here with your head on straight,
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let me deal with you, okay?
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Did he get any info?
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>> No.
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>> He didn't run
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a credit on you?
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You know what, let me get you
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to start just-- just your
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name and address.
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You don't gotta put your social.
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I'll be right back, Ricardo.
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>> Okay, not a problem.
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>> Gonna head over to
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the car lot in a minute
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and we'll get you something
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real nice.
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>> All right.
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*
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>> Sorry about that, Ricardo.
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I had to, uh--
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My mechanics giving me
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a nightmare out there.
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Where were we?
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I'm sorry.
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Where'd you get the, uh...
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>> Your brother just
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came through here,
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said he was going back there
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to look for you.
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>> Wait a second.
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Merle's here?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Oh yeah, he is.
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Let me guess, he made fun
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of me being bald, didn't he?
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>> Yeah.
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>> I knew it.
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You know he paid five grand
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for his hair, right?
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>> Oh, did he?
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>> Me and him are sort of in
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a little bit of a family feud.
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I'm sure he told you he's
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running operations here, right?
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>> Right.
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>> Of course.
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No, he's not running anything.
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He's running his fourth divorce
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is what he's running,
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you know what I mean?
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You see his outfit?
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I mean, come on.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Who dresses like this, buddy?
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This ain't 1991.
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>> That's what I thought
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when he walked in too.
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>> I'm gonna have a little
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talk with Merle.
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I'll be right back, Ricardo.
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Take your time with that.
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Yo, man, you better back up
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off with my customer, (beep)!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
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Watch out, yo, man, don't be--
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(banging)
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Yo, man, I ain't
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playin' that (beep)!
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(clattering)
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Ah, you son of a (beep)!
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(clattering)
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Damn.
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Ah.
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I'm sorry, partner, you didn't
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need to witness this.
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>> You all right?
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>> The question is,
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is he all right?
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He's out cold.
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Am I even there?
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Is that even?
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I'm looking straight?
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>> No, no, it's coming off.
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>> Fix it, please.
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>> No, no, I'm not gonna
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touch your hair.
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>> Oh, come on, partner.
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Please, please, please.
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This is $5,000, man.
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I can't mess it up.
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These plugs weren't cheap.
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>> Yeah, uh, no.
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>> Just push it down,
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there you go, push down
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on the other side.
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>> All right.
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>> All right, how's it looking?
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We straight?
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>> You're better, yeah.
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>> All right.
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I apologize, man.
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I apologize.
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That was unprofessional.
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I'll tell you what.
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We'll put Earl out of
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the picture for now
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and we'll let you deal with
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Ed Bassmaster instead.
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>> So this is gonna lower this
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craziness down a little bit?
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>> Yeah, Ed Bassmaster, he's in
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charge of the operation of
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this TV show that you're on.
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And you're on my new show called
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"The Ed Bassmaster Show."
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All right, partner.
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>> Weird.
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>> * Would y'all look at this?
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* Would y'all look at that?
375
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* Would ya'll look at this?
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* Would y'all look at that?
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* Would y'all look at this?
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* Would y'all look at that?
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* Would y'all look at this?
380
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* Would y'all look at that? *
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>> Welcome to
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Single & Ready 2 Mingle,
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a video dating service.
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Meet our newest bachelor,
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Skippy.
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>> Hey, ladies, my name's
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Skippy Sankowitz.
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Everybody that knows me
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calls me Skippy.
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I like to bike-ride.
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If you're looking for a guy
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who will pay for at least
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half the meal... let me know.
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'Cause I will.
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So I live with my grandmom.
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Uh, I have the whole entire
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upstairs to myself.
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So it's basically like
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my own apartment.
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But she's not even allowed up
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here unless she knocks.
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*
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(siren blaring)
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*
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(water running)
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Yo, yo, yo, what's good?
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It's your boy Always Teste.
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(mumbles incoherently)
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You know what I'm saying?
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And today I've got
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a job interview
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and I'm bringing my
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probation officer along with me
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on the job interview.
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AKA my boy Jack Vale.
416
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>> Hi, this is Teste,
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I'm his parole officer.
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>> Teste?
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>> Yeah, what's going on, dog?
420
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>> It's going good, man?
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>> How you been?
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>> All right.
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*
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All right, let's see here.
425
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So, um, why don't you go ahead
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and tell me about, you know,
427
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the last job that you did have?
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>> Well, the last job I had
429
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was community service.
430
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>> Okay.
431
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>> I had to do it for 90 days.
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So once it was done, I was done,
433
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you know what I'm saying?
434
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I didn't have to stick around.
435
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>> What were you doing
436
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the community service for?
437
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>> Well, I got in a situation
438
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where I got in trouble
439
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with the law.
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>> Okay.
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>> You know what I'm saying?
442
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And, you know, I used to do
443
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a lot of stuff,
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I ain't going to lie.
445
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>> Right.
446
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>> You know what I'm saying?
447
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But now I'm trying to get
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my act together.
449
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You know what I'm saying?
450
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On the "strempf."
451
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And just try to go on
452
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the right path.
453
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You know what I'm saying?
454
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The last job that I had,
455
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the supervisor is actually
456
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how I got in trouble.
457
00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,697
Because what happened was
458
00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:03,530
I fell asleep
459
00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:04,603
in the break room
460
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,670
and he came in and woke me up
461
00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:07,067
and started yelling at me,
462
00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:07,967
so I had to put him in his
463
00:10:07,967 --> 00:10:08,927
place, you know what I'm saying?
464
00:10:08,933 --> 00:10:10,073
You know what I'm saying?
465
00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,367
I don't mind working but
466
00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:12,927
I don't take that from nobody.
467
00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:13,703
You know what I'm saying?
468
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,470
You don't treat somebody
469
00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:15,267
disrespectful like that.
470
00:10:15,267 --> 00:10:16,127
A lot of the jobs that I apply
471
00:10:16,133 --> 00:10:17,403
for want me to show up at like
472
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,800
9:00 in the morning
473
00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,200
and stay all day.
474
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,230
And I got other stuff to do,
475
00:10:21,233 --> 00:10:21,973
so I can't really
476
00:10:21,967 --> 00:10:22,697
stick around all day.
477
00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:23,530
>> Teste, if you're going to get
478
00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:24,703
a job, you have to be prepared
479
00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,100
to stay all day.
480
00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:26,870
>> Okay.
481
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:27,767
>> Especially in retail.
482
00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:29,827
Retail's a big thing.
483
00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:30,733
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, Teste!
484
00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:31,533
Teste, Teste,
485
00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:32,703
what are you doing?
486
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:33,670
>> I'm just getting a drink,
487
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,167
I'm thirsty.
488
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:35,867
I'm over 21,
489
00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:36,627
I'm allowed to drink.
490
00:10:36,633 --> 00:10:37,403
>> Come on, Teste.
491
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,270
You can't do that here.
492
00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:38,927
>> When I talk a lot,
493
00:10:38,933 --> 00:10:39,873
my mouth get dry.
494
00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:40,597
>> No, that's fine--
495
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,430
>> Okay?
496
00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:42,273
So I need to get a sip.
497
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,067
>> You should have known better
498
00:10:43,067 --> 00:10:43,897
not to bring this to--
499
00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,470
to a job interview.
500
00:10:45,467 --> 00:10:46,567
>> My bad!
501
00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:47,267
>> Well, you can't
502
00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,167
drink on the job.
503
00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:48,967
>> I ain't going to drink--
504
00:10:48,967 --> 00:10:49,697
This ain't the job.
505
00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,100
This the interview.
506
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:51,770
I ain't going to drink
507
00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:52,667
on the job.
508
00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:53,367
>> Yeah, I hear you, man.
509
00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:54,267
It's cool.
510
00:10:54,267 --> 00:10:55,597
Um, what types of people seem
511
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,130
to rub you the wrong way?
512
00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:58,303
>> People like him,
513
00:10:58,300 --> 00:10:59,870
who try to tell me what to do.
514
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,227
Can you talk to this dude?
515
00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:02,073
He's asking me some
516
00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,227
crazy questions.
517
00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:04,503
>> Did he offend you in any way?
518
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,300
>> Well, yeah, he said,
519
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:06,700
you know, I can't fall asleep
520
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,070
on the job, I can't smoke weed
521
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:08,727
on the job,
522
00:11:08,733 --> 00:11:10,103
I can't drink on the job.
523
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,330
>> That's really a requirement
524
00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:12,973
that's a normal thing for a--
525
00:11:12,967 --> 00:11:14,067
question asked that
526
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:15,067
you cannot do that on the job.
527
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,097
>> And I agreed.
528
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,600
I tried to kind of back that up
529
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,670
and explain to him
530
00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,367
that he cannot drink.
531
00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:22,397
I was upset he brought a--
532
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,070
>> He brought a 40
533
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:23,767
to the interview?
534
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:24,427
>> He brought a 40
535
00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:25,103
to the interview
536
00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:25,770
>> That's his.
537
00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:26,427
That 40's his.
538
00:11:26,433 --> 00:11:27,303
He gave it to me, dog.
539
00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,270
He gave it to me.
540
00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:29,067
>> Hold on a second, he's one
541
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,167
of my top managers that--
542
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,067
>> He gave-- dog,
543
00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:31,827
tell him the truth.
544
00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:33,073
You gave it to me.
545
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,927
>> No, Teste, that was your 40.
546
00:11:34,933 --> 00:11:36,073
>> Obviously, if you're bringing
547
00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,067
a 40 the job,
548
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:37,967
we cannot hire you.
549
00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:38,967
>> Oh, you gotta be trippin',
550
00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:39,767
dog, you trippin'.
551
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:40,597
>> I did take it away from him
552
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,470
before he took a drink.
553
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,197
>> Yeah, he was
554
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:42,930
drinking it, right?
555
00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:43,773
You seen him drink it, right?
556
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:44,797
>> Huh?
557
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:45,770
No, that-- that's
558
00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:47,067
neither here nor there.
559
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:47,767
>> Thought you were
560
00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:48,467
a parole officer?
561
00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:49,327
>> Why don't you reintroduce
562
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,433
this guy, and we start
563
00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:51,233
from scratch?
564
00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:51,903
>> Okay, I'm gonna
565
00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:52,670
introduce you.
566
00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:53,467
>> Okay.
567
00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:55,727
>> Josh, this is Ed Bassmaster.
568
00:11:55,733 --> 00:11:56,773
>> I'm sitting here like,
569
00:11:56,767 --> 00:11:57,727
"What the heck?"
570
00:11:57,733 --> 00:11:59,333
(laughing)
571
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,703
Oh my God.
572
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:01,430
I was sitting here like,
573
00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:02,233
"What the heck am I gonna do?"
574
00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:03,127
>> Right there there's a camera.
575
00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:03,873
There's a camera behind you.
576
00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:04,727
(all laughing)
577
00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:14,127
*
578
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:22,073
*
579
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:23,727
>> Merry Christmas!
580
00:12:23,733 --> 00:12:24,773
How you doin'?
581
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,400
*
582
00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:33,133
Merry Christmas!
583
00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:34,133
(woman screaming)
584
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:37,073
How are ya?
585
00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:38,297
Gotcha.
586
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:42,100
Merry Christmas.
587
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:47,300
Merry Christmas, everybody!
588
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,070
Can you hand me that, please?
589
00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:52,367
(man laughing)
590
00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:54,667
Thanks, boss.
591
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,070
Hey, guys, Brett Sellars here.
592
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,627
We're here at Picnic TV.
593
00:12:57,633 --> 00:12:58,533
We're gonna walk around
594
00:12:58,533 --> 00:12:59,603
and find out what the heck
595
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,070
everybody's eating out here.
596
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,427
How you doing today?
597
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,233
See she had some
598
00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:04,073
mushroom pizza there.
599
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:04,727
Looks like they were
600
00:13:04,733 --> 00:13:08,073
kind of hungry, folks.
601
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:08,967
How you ladies doing today?
602
00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:09,727
Brett Sellars.
603
00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:10,827
What's on the menu?
604
00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:12,527
Couscous.
605
00:13:12,533 --> 00:13:13,803
Exciting stuff over here, folks.
606
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:14,970
*
607
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:15,627
Brett Sellars here
608
00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:16,333
with Picnic TV.
609
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,173
I'm here with Courtney,
610
00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:17,927
who is trying to find
611
00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:19,127
her friends
612
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:19,973
who are engaging in
613
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,567
a delicious picnic.
614
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,367
>> Yup.
615
00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:23,527
>> What's on the menu today?
616
00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:25,797
>> Um... sandwiches.
617
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,970
>> Sandwiches.
618
00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:28,067
There you have it, folks.
619
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:29,227
What can you tell us about
620
00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:30,573
what you're eating today?
621
00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:31,497
>> It's really good.
622
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,570
It's fresh tasting.
623
00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:33,267
>> Aesthetic too,
624
00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:34,367
because it looks beautiful.
625
00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:35,467
Brett Sellars here, we're
626
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:36,567
following up on a story that
627
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,300
we brought to you earlier,
628
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,530
where we met up with Courtney,
629
00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:40,873
who was on her way to
630
00:13:40,867 --> 00:13:42,327
a delicious picnic,
631
00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:43,167
and we're going to bring
632
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:45,067
the story live to you.
633
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:47,297
In three... two
634
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,500
and one.
635
00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:50,333
Courtney, hey, Brett Sellars
636
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,173
back again with you
637
00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:51,927
with Picnic TV.
638
00:13:51,933 --> 00:13:52,703
We found you!
639
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,400
>> Hey.
640
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,170
>> What's going on on
641
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,267
the picnic blanket?
642
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,367
>> Um, you're on my
643
00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:58,167
jean jacket right now.
644
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,830
>> How do we see Picnic TV?
645
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,103
>> Picnic TV will be on my
646
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,600
hit smash TV show called
647
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,730
"The Ed Bassmaster Show."
648
00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:04,703
It's coming out this fall.
649
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,270
>> Shut up!
650
00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:07,697
Shut up!
651
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,600
Oh my God, we love you!
652
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,800
>> There you have it, folks.
653
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,600
There you have it.
654
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,400
>> No way.
655
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,230
>> Hey, I'm Jeff.
656
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:14,173
>> And I'm Hally.
657
00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:15,397
>> And today I've got some
658
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,600
movers coming over to help me
659
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,970
break up with her.
660
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,397
*
661
00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:22,873
Hey, guys.
662
00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:23,527
>> Hi!
663
00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:24,203
>> How's it going, man?
664
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:24,870
I'm Benny.
665
00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:25,527
>> Benny?
666
00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:26,273
>> Nice to meet you.
667
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:26,967
>> Hey, man, Jeff.
668
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:27,897
>> Hey, I'm Hally.
669
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,070
Nice to meet you too.
670
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:29,797
>> As you can see, it's like
671
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:30,930
a total mess in here.
672
00:14:30,933 --> 00:14:32,703
Everything's gonna go.
673
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:33,370
>> I'm gonna get something
674
00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:34,097
for you.
675
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,670
Like lemonade, cookies?
676
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:36,927
Yeah?
677
00:14:36,933 --> 00:14:37,703
>> I'm all right for now.
678
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,230
>> He's good with the cookies.
679
00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:40,433
He's a cookie monster.
680
00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:41,733
>> I'll be back in a second.
681
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:42,573
>> Sorry about that.
682
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:43,427
>> Don't worry about it.
683
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:44,833
>> She's like overly friendly.
684
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:45,733
>> It's fine.
685
00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:46,673
>> And she like-- she'll keep
686
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:47,727
asking and asking, just--
687
00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:49,333
She's driving me nuts.
688
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,373
(all laughing)
689
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,127
So, uh, dude, I'm bouncing her.
690
00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:53,233
She's outta here.
691
00:14:53,233 --> 00:14:53,933
I'm throwing her
692
00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:55,073
out of the house.
693
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,427
And the only way I could do it
694
00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:57,433
is by saying that we bought
695
00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:58,873
a house and getting movers
696
00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:00,267
here to move her stuff out.
697
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,097
>> Okay!
698
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,300
Here you go.
699
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,200
>> Thank you.
700
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,900
>> Yeah, of course.
701
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,630
Oh my gosh.
702
00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:08,403
All right, I'm going upstairs
703
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,130
really quickly.
704
00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:09,803
>> Go for it.
705
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:10,470
>> To take care of things.
706
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:13,797
Thanks a lot!
707
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,170
>> Anyhow, all this stuff
708
00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:19,397
over here, this is all hers.
709
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,100
She's not gonna miss
710
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,900
half of this stuff.
711
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:22,800
I just want to get her
712
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,830
personal belongs out first.
713
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:25,633
Dude, it's only gonna take
714
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,973
ten minutes, fifteen minutes
715
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,597
to get all of her stuff out.
716
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,970
I'm just trying to think of
717
00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:30,727
how to say it to her.
718
00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:31,733
Like what do I say?
719
00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:32,533
What would you do?
720
00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:33,873
What if I go out front
721
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:36,067
and then when she comes down,
722
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:36,897
one of you guys--
723
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,330
whoever wants to--
724
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,333
break it to her, right?
725
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,073
I'm not even joking.
726
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:42,167
(Hally yelling)
727
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,367
What was that?
728
00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:45,067
Oh hey.
729
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:46,567
>> Oh my God, I couldn't--
730
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:47,627
I couldn't wait to tell you.
731
00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:48,333
This is insane.
732
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,533
I...
733
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,603
(sighing)
734
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,200
We're pregnant.
735
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:54,900
>> What do you mean,
736
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,370
"We're pregnant"?
737
00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:57,727
>> Yes, can you believe that?!
738
00:15:57,733 --> 00:15:58,533
>> Really?
739
00:15:58,533 --> 00:15:59,733
>> Yeah!
740
00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:01,833
Oh my God, sweetie!
741
00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:07,973
Oh my God!
742
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,567
>> Guys, guys, please, uh...
743
00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:10,527
Hon, I'll be right back.
744
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:11,533
>> Okay, hold on.
745
00:16:11,533 --> 00:16:12,333
>> Guys, come here.
746
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,103
I got an idea.
747
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,200
Hally, can you--
748
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,170
>> Yeah?
749
00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,897
>> Instead of moving her out,
750
00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:21,070
how about we just prank you guys
751
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,097
and make you think that this
752
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,500
whole situation is real...
753
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,800
when it's not?
754
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,670
Look at...
755
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:28,867
This whole thing is for
756
00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:29,667
my TV show called
757
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,630
"The Ed Bassmaster Show."
758
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:31,673
>> That's insane, dude.
759
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,770
*
760
00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:35,867
>> Oh.
761
00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:40,967
(woman screaming)
762
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:41,697
>> Welcome to
763
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,270
Single & Ready 2 Mingle,
764
00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:44,867
a video dating service.
765
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,470
Meet our newest bachelor,
766
00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:47,567
Skippy.
767
00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:50,267
>> I'm looking for a girl with
768
00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:52,597
hair and ears
769
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,670
and two eyes.
770
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,127
I like a woman with some mouth.
771
00:16:58,133 --> 00:16:59,603
Um...
772
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:03,597
A head and shoulders.
773
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,430
It helps if they have
774
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:05,433
a couple of arms.
775
00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:06,803
Um...
776
00:17:08,267 --> 00:17:10,067
And hips and legs and
777
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:10,927
all the way down to the toes
778
00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:11,873
I guess is the kind of woman
779
00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:13,097
I'm looking for.
780
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,073
So if you want to go out
781
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,767
on a date, let me know.
782
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:17,427
Let me know if you like
783
00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:19,073
Chinese food or Mexican
784
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:19,767
or Italian.
785
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,627
Either one I'll go along
786
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:22,473
on a date with you
787
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:24,127
to them places.
788
00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:25,603
Anywhere.
789
00:17:25,633 --> 00:17:27,133
*
790
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:41,067
*
791
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:41,767
You all set?
792
00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:42,927
What did you end up going with?
793
00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:44,633
>> Uh, the rib-eye.
794
00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:45,533
>> The rib-eye?
795
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:46,573
>> Yeah, burrito.
796
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,067
>> Okay, burrito?
797
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:48,727
All right, we're gonna need to
798
00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:50,073
pat this down actually.
799
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,770
*
800
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,570
If you want to step up--
801
00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:55,867
Copy that.
802
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,397
Agent Bassmaster with the FCIA.
803
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,130
If I could just have you
804
00:17:58,133 --> 00:17:59,103
walk this way, sir.
805
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,130
Agent Bassmaster
806
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:01,073
with the FCIA.
807
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:01,827
That's the Food Cart
808
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,233
Intelligence Agency.
809
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,433
Protecting the citizens
810
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,503
one food cart at a time.
811
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,200
This area is under
812
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,500
24-hour surveillance.
813
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,730
>> Okay, why's that?
814
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:10,933
>> Well, last week we had
815
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:13,073
to diffuse two tacos.
816
00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:14,427
I got a burrito sniffing dog
817
00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:16,133
on-site right now.
818
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:16,803
Food's coming through,
819
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,170
food's coming through.
820
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:18,967
>> There you go, boss.
821
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:19,967
>> There we go, buddy.
822
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:20,627
All right, right this
823
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,073
way, buddy.
824
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:22,927
Okay, that way.
825
00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:24,373
He's coming that way.
826
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:25,767
He's fleeing the scene.
827
00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:26,797
He's fleeing the scene.
828
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,800
I need backup here.
829
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,270
He's fleeing the scene.
830
00:18:30,267 --> 00:18:31,497
Get in here, damn it!
831
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,300
Wait a minute.
832
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,403
What's y'all's name?
833
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,430
>> LoCash.
834
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:35,673
>> LoCash.
835
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,070
I'm No Cash.
836
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,127
>> You're No Cash?
837
00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:39,603
(laughing)
838
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,300
We're gonna need to have
839
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,200
a song for the ladies.
840
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:41,870
>> You don't need to
841
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:42,597
sell me on that.
842
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,430
>> So I'm just thinking, man,
843
00:18:43,433 --> 00:18:44,333
maybe we do like a...
844
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,073
*
845
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:46,727
>> Yeah.
846
00:18:46,733 --> 00:18:48,073
* All the girls in the world
847
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:49,527
* Are trying to get with Teste
848
00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:51,603
* Uh yeah uh
849
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,900
* All the girls in the world
850
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,430
* Are trying to get with Teste
851
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,233
* Uh yeah
852
00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:57,133
>> * All the girls
853
00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:57,903
* In the world
854
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,430
* Are trying to get with Teste
855
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:01,303
* He ain't got no car
856
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:02,230
* But them sneakers
857
00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:03,133
* Can walk real far
858
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:04,133
>> * Yeah
859
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:05,933
>> * Calling all the ladies
860
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:07,073
* Around the world
861
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:07,797
>> * It's most important
862
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,070
* You got to rock the Jordan
863
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:11,097
>> * He ain't got no car
864
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,070
* But he can walk real far
865
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:13,897
>> * That's right
866
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:15,170
>> * Talking about Teste
867
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,067
>> Teste, baby.
868
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,427
>> * Talking about Teste
869
00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:18,303
>> * Don't test me
870
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,470
>> * If you're watching
871
00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:20,167
* This video
872
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:23,427
* You gotta call Testes
873
00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:24,673
>> Not Testes.
874
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,227
Teste.
875
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,603
Don't call me Testes, dog.
876
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,230
*
877
00:19:31,767 --> 00:19:32,667
- Three to the right.
878
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,397
Through three.
879
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,730
Big lunge
880
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:36,733
then kick it, yo!
881
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,203
Dog, check it out!
Yo!
882
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,200
Uh!
Check it out, check it out!
883
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,100
Yo!
Uh!
884
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,500
Cheese ball?
885
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,870
- I'm good on the balls.
886
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,067
[rock music]
887
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,070
Cheese balls.
888
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,230
- Baked potato,
baked potato,
889
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,673
large fries,
down low, twinkle toes.
890
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:53,267
All right.
Let's go.
891
00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:55,367
You versus Brett Sellars
on the tug-of-war.
892
00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:56,367
Pull!
893
00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:57,367
[yells]
Oh, crap!
894
00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:03,427
>> No way.
895
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:04,233
You are infamous
896
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:05,003
at our household.
897
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,470
Ed Bassmaster in the house.
898
00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:07,767
>> Bartle-Do.
899
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:09,127
>> Barlte-do.
900
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:09,873
>> Caught me off guard there,
901
00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:11,127
folks at home, but, uh,
902
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:11,903
that was awesome, dude.
903
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:12,700
>> Could I get a picture?
904
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:13,870
Oh my God.
905
00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:14,827
>> Too much.
906
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,033
>> This is so awesome.
907
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:16,803
I'm gonna hug you.
908
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,530
>> Oh, sorry.
909
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:18,333
>> Could you do me a favor?
910
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,233
Just once, "Would you just
911
00:20:19,233 --> 00:20:20,003
look at that dog?"
912
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,730
>> Would you just look at
913
00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:21,533
that crap?
914
00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:22,503
Just look at that crap.
915
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,630
What do you mean, life is crap?
916
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:24,703
Would you get a load of him?
917
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,030
Life is crap.
918
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,333
It's what you make of it.
919
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,473
>> Can we get a video?
920
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:29,497
>> Oh, would you look at that?
921
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,170
Mom... Mom?
922
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:31,967
Hello, Maureen.
923
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,033
*
924
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:38,633
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